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ZURICH CITIZENS NEWS
Self Employed
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We usually think of people being classed as self
employed when they work on their own doing jobs that
need to be done. The biggest class of self employed
people in our society are those who create jobs and
positions for themselves. Some times they are called
empire builders. You find them in government bureau-
cracies and in the not too carefully managed larger in-
dustries. Some times we refer to this as Parkinson's
Law. What really happens is that there are as many
jobs created as there are people to fill them.
If you don't have a job you think of one that
could be created. By working diligently at it you can
expand it so that you need one, two, or three more sec-
retaries. Then you'll need an assistant, then a manager,
and so on. The number of museums, historic sites,
natural parks, welfare offices, service stations, drive-in
restaurants, churches, hotels dams, townsites, hospitals,
school buildings etc., is often determined more by the
number of people who need employment than by the
number of people who need to be served.
So if you don't have a job, and you don't want to
render a service to your fellow man by assuming the
responsibility of working on your own at some partic-
ularly useful employment, just attach yourself by some
means to an existing corporation, industry or govern-
ment at any level and conjure up something you' can
persuade your superiors is needed in the establishment
and you may become the head of a large and successful
department that accomplishes nothing necessary for the
ongoing of humanity — except to provide you and your
hirelings with a comfortable living. You may even class
yourself as self employed.—(Nanton (Alta.) News).
An Inconsistent Government !
Many publications across Canada have either ceased
or drastically reduced their size and frequency of pub-
blishing following recent sharp postage increases by the
Canada Post Office and its minister, Eric Kierans.
Mr. Kierans adopted a "pay your way" attitude
after taking office and by doing so has caused the
"death" of scores of publications across the country.
In one office at Ottawa, the government is attempt-
ing to put the Canada Post Office on a financially sound
basis with which we don't have too much quarrel. How-
ever, the inconsistency of that government is indicated
by the fact that across the hall, in another department,
they continue to pour vast sums of public money into
the CBC to enable them to provide Canadians with radio
and television. The CBC is the direct competitor of
these same publications which have folded. They com-
pete for the same advertising dollar with the weekly
press, daily press, magazines and trade publications.
Their purpose is the same, that of information and en-
tertainment.
Our present government, and in particular the
Postmaster General, chooses to sharply increase the op-
erating expenses of publications to the point where some
can no longer stay alive, while his associates feed the
CBC's hungry public moneyed mouth so they can con-
tinue to provide us with intimate bedroom passion like
Wednesday night viewers were treated to this past week.
Apparently Quebec Premier Bertrand is one of the
many public servants who agree with our thoughts in
this editorial. The Dutton Advance quoted him this
week and we reprint in full:
"Quebec Premier Bertrand is only one of the many
Canadians concerned over the number of publications
being killed by the drastic increase in postage rates.
"Speaking to an association of 107 French -language
weeklies, the premier stated the increase was exorbitant
and told of the dismay of himself and his cabinet col-
leagues about the alarming number of weekly and month-
ly publications in Quebec which have been forced to dis-
continue operations in recent months."
Summing up, Premier Bertrand made a good point
when he said: "we are led to wonder what difference
there is between padlocking a newspaper door, as is done
in totalitarian countries, and killing a publication finan-
cially through postal rates."— (Lucknow Sentinel) .
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I'd go hunting if .. .
local golf course and shot ev-
ery black squirrel in sight.
This takes a lot of nerve, stam-
ina, and bush -lore; walking
around a golf course, slaugh-
tering half -tame squirrels, with
three ounces of meat each on
them.
Then there are .the "hunt-
ers" who go off for a good
drunk in the bush. It gives
them a chance to play poker,
grow a beard, curse, belch and
do all sorts of manly things
like that. They could do the
same thing by checking into a
motel room for a week. But
they enjoy wearing big boots
and rough clothes and making
rude noises. Then they come
home and let their wives push
them around like puppets for
the other fifty-one weeks.
The finest hunters are those
who love nature. They respect
and admire and are curious
about their prey. They shoot
only when they know what
they're shooting at, try to kill
cleanly, and follow the wound-
ed deer or retrieve the wound-
ed bird at any cost. I've no
quarrel with them. But I think
most of 'them would be just as
happy with an unloaded gun or
a camera.
There's no real appeal in
hunting for me any more,
though ; love to get out in the
bush, preferably alone.
But if they ever declare an
open season on school adminis-
trators, I'll be right back there,
gun on shoulder, keen of eye
and hard of jaw, tireless in the
chase, and relentless in the
kill. I wouldn't even mind tak-
ing part in wiping out the en-
tire species, though I'm against
this sort of thing, normally.
This is the time of year
when the hunting stories are
flying around. Each time they
are retold, they become a big-
ger lie or a little funnier.
I don't mind the stories
when they're funny, or big, fat
lies. But there's nothing more
boring than listening to a hunt-
er telling you in deadly earnest
the entire story of how he
would have got his bag of
ducks, or bagged his deer, if
the fates and the weather, and
anything else he can think of,
had not conspired against him.
It's as dull as listening to
someone relate what happened
on every hole of his golf game,
or every hand of bridge. He
would have shot par or made
his grand slam if, if, if .. .
Getting back to hunters,
you'll never hear' that earnest,
serious teller of tales admit-
ting that he couldn't hit the
side of a barn with a handful
of beans, from three feet. Or
that he's as quiet in the bush
as a tank on a hot tin roof. No.
there's nothing wrong with
him. It's the gods, or his gun
jammed, or sheer bad luck.
Quite a few of the chaps on
our staff who are keen hunters
urge me to join them. This
means standing around in a
swamp and chest -high boots af-
ter walking an hour to get
there, gazing sullenly for hours
at a sullen sky filled with
blackbirds and swallows and
non-existent ducks.
I've been able to fight off
the temptation for several
years now. I used to be a fair
shot. There's many a tree,
fence -post and tin can in the
country that can testify to that.
and I used to enjoy hunting. It
really was pleasant to get away
from the old battleaxe for a
few hours on a lovely, autumn
day.
But I've never been a fanat-
ic. Any tendency I had toward
becoming one was cured forev-
er last time I went deer hunt-
ing. I got lost twice, was al-
most shot once (he hit the
hound instead of me), and was
dam' nearly drowned on the
way home from a remote is-
land, in a blizzard, a high wind,
and a leaky boat.
Hunting is for the birds, lit-
erally. In proportion to num-
bers, there are more hunters
killed, wounded, or disabled
for life from heart attacks and
arthritis, than birds.
Another thing that puts me
off is the type of people who
hunt. There is a large percent-
age of high-grade morons
among them.
I've just read in the Wiarton
Echo a story about two "hunt-
ers" who shot and killed two
wild, white swans that had
made their home near a beach
resort and were a delight to
cottagers. What is there to say
about "hunters" who- shoot
swans?
A couple of years ago, two
chaps I know went out to the
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