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Being Fair With Your Community
Down through the years much has been said con-
cerning the duties of the ordinary citizens and his loy-
alty to the communitiy in which he resides. At times
we are inclined to forget some of the basic points which
have previously been explained to us. One of the fun-
damentals to successful and progressive community life
is shopping at home.
Needless to say, the merchants of our community
form the background of the town and district's econom-
ic system. It is they who are first called upon when
funds are required for needy causes. They are the ones
who foot the greater part of our taxation levy. They
are the ones who are contacted when the community
activities need a "shot in the arm".
When there is something you need. why not check
to see if your local merchant has it in stock before you
try to procure it elsewhere. Play fair with your local
business. Do your shopping in your own home town.
By doing so, remember—you will help to make it a
better town.
(The Grenfell Sun)
This Must Be The Place
While it may lead to a bit of a partisan dissertation
it was pleasing to observe at a recent meeting of weekly
publishers, the place weekly newspapers play in a na-
tional company's promotion plans. The company, leader
in its field, has supplied its dealers with a large multi -
paged promotion instruction kit.
Early on it was a heading "Not Recommended" un-
der which was listed television, posters and flyers. Tel-
evision got the axe because they felt the best spots
were already taken by big advertisers, and because it is
only seen once then disappears, leaving no basis of com-
parison against other competing lines. Radio was also
not stressed for some similar 'reasons. When it came to
newspapers, the company stated—"newspapers offer im-
pact and economic mass coverage. Everyday of the year,
newspapers sell more merchandise than any other me-
dium."
It went on to report that eight out of ten adults read
a newspaper every day, and people prefer newspapers to
find out "what" and "where" to buy.
Coming from an advertising salesman that would be
a pretty impressive statement, but coming from a large
company which purchases a great deal of advertising
itself, it makes the people in the newspaper industry look
and feel pretty good.
Beware of Holiday Hazards
With school holidays and general vacation time ra-
pidly approaching, it might therefore be advisable to
review a few of the hazards that await those fortunate
enough to be called vacationists.
First, we have our old friend poison ivy, an innocent
looking leafy plant found in many a shady glade, which
can tarn nights into nightmares. and send you seratnh-
ing like the family poodle. Don't you dare touch it!
Then, of course, ther's an old and reliable recipe for
sleepless nights—a bright new coat of sunburn. With
the weather the way it has been for the past while there
is possible little danger of such a burn occuring, but you
had nevertheless, be prepared for the worst.
Getting to your vacation spot may be fraught with
danger too—particularly if you are planning to use the
"sixty -mile -an -hour" speedway. You will live a lot
longer if yon remember that you are looking out for both
yourself and the other fellow at the same time.
Now then, if you are holidaying near water, you
are getting near the real danger zone. Boating and
swimming each year take quite a toll of human life.
Don't take chances or fool around while riding in boats,
particularly in rough water. Just to be on the safe
side, nut life jackets on all of the family before they get
into the boat. Don't let the little ones go beyond their
depth while swimming—and don't head for a cool re-
freshing dip yourself too soon after a heafty meal—it
just may be your last.
So have fun—be careful . . . and there will be
no need for anyone to remark, "See there, I told you so."
(The Grenfell Sun)
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It's been quite a month
Don't talk to me about a
bear with a sore head. He'd
back down the trail like a bun-
ny if he met a teacher, in June,
with a sore tooth. Right now
I'm willing to take on any-
thing, up to and including, a
grizzly.
June is the month in which
nothing is so rare as a day,
according to Browning, or
somebody. And for school
teachers, it's a month in which
every day is a hard night's
work.
The teacher is plagued by
paper work which could be
done by a 15 -year-old moron,
an administration which is
twice as stupid as he thought it
was, and students who are
bored from the belly -button
both ways — by school.
Throw in a throbbing tooth
and you've got yourself a mean
critter. The month started off
fittingly, with everybody for-
getting my birthday, on the
2nd. The only card I received
was from my insurance com-
pany, a card which annually
infuriates me.
Next day, one of those nico-
tine -tanned stumps which my
dentist laughingly calls teeth
began to kick up. And it's been
kicking up, down and sideways
ever since.
If I had any guts I'd tie a
string around it, fasten the
string to a doorknob and slam
the door. However, I have
about as many guts as I have
teeth, so I go on trying to save
this one.
I can't even bite a marshmal-
low without going into orbit,
so I've practically been on a
liquid diet for weeks. This has
its disadvantages. Which is
worse every morning — a
toothache or a hangover? And
how would you like both?
As is our custom, my wife
and I went to the annual Lea-
cock Medal Award Dinner re-
cently. I've been a judge in the
competition for several years
and enjoy meeting a few big
shots and finding their feet are
made of the same type of clay
as my own.
Despite the snide comments
of some. writers from the big
dailies, it's a good party in a
good cause — keeping alive
and fresh the works and mem-
ory of Canada's — and one of
the world's greatest comic
writers.
This year's winner was
Stuart Trueman, whose book,
"You're Only As Old As You
Act," is good entertainment.
Mr. Trueman, a Maritimer, was
salty. The chairman, Richard
Doyle, editor of the Globe and
Mail, was even wittier, and
should write a book. The
venerable, if not blessed,
Harry Boyle, a witty writer
and editor under his farm -boy
facade, was there, and was
witty.
In fact, the whole thing was
excruciatingly funny for many,
painful for me. My wife gal-
loped through a hugeand exc-
ellent dinner, darting her eyes
at my plate, where nothing was
missing except a few of the
inevitable green peas, which I
had managed to mumble.
Just as dinner began, I had a
terrible attack of leaping bi-
cuspid and couldn't, eat a bite.
I decided the only hing to do
was to paralyze the tooth. I
tried, but it refused to play.
All I succeeded in doing was
paralyzing the rest of me,
meanwhile carrying on about
my tooth (bravely, of course)
to such an extent that my wife
remarked later it was like hav-
ing a crying baby in Church.
However, it all worked out
fine. We went to a small gath-
ering after the dinner, and in-
credible numbers of young,
pretty college girls hovered
about me, fetching me aspirin,
gin and other medications.
Meanwhile, my old lady
spent an hour or so straighten-
ing out the editor of the Globe
and Mail. I fully expected to
find this column on the front
page on Monday morning. But
there it was, the same old
Globe melange of world crises
and murders and stale
speeches of Cabinet Ministers.
Not content with my physi-
cal suffering, young Kim hit
me in June with another wal-
lop. She wanted a loan toward
an electric piano. After a suffi-
cient number of things, like
"Fie on thee, wench!" and
"You're going to have to pay
interest, you know," I buckled,
and am now subsidizing one of
those rotten groups to the tune
of $200.
All that was needed to make
it a ring-dinger of a month
were the headlines about elec-
tricians getting $6.50 an hour,
and the interest rates soaring
daily. A great month, June.
For blackflies.
Plan Guided Tours
At Ridgetown
Guided tours of field research
plots in soils crops and horticult-
ure will be conducted on July 3,
4 and 5 at the Ridgetown College
of Agriculture Technology.
Starting each day at 1:30 p.m.,
tours will leave every 15 minutes
THURSDAY, JUNE 26, 1969
until 4:30 p. m., with additional
tours from 6:30 to 7:30 o.m. on
Thursday and Friday. Each tour
will last about 11 hours.
The;special ladies' program
will include a tour of the campus
and flower gardens. Urban
dwellers as well as farmers will
find much of interest at the
station.
The Ridgetown station has
test plots of oats, barley, winter
wheat, spring wheat, triticales,
corn, soybeans, white beans,
linea beans, peas, tomatoes, pot -
tames, alfalfa, trefoil, and rice.
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