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THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 1965
ZURICH CITIZENS NEWS
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PAGE SEVEN
URICH GREATER CHRISTMAS DAYS
SUGAR
and
SPICE
By Bill Smiley IIIA
It's not until you get a son
or daughter off to college that
you learn what a simple, unso-
phisticated, reactionary, narrow-
minded, old-fashioned peasant
you are.
He, or she, will make it all
quite clear to you on that first
week -end home from the hal-
lowed halls of learning.
Every fall, the blood pres-
sure of countless fathers sky-
rockets, the tender hearts of
hordes of loving mothers shat-
ter, when the freshman student,
beloved and cherished these 18
years, waltzes in with a bag of
dirty laundry and a swollen ego.
We've had quite a fall of it,
in our neighborhood. With a
sigh of relief, we shipped our
gawk of a boy off to one uni-
vesity, and amid floods of
tears, the people next door sent
their darling daughter to an-
other.
Both were home last week-
end. And both sets of parents
spent the entire visit alternat-
ing with fury at the kids and
shame at their own ignorance.
There's no question about it.
A college education is a won-
derful thing. In a matter of
three •or four weeks, smalltown
kids who barely staggered
through high school, and barely
knew enough to change their
socks or blow their noses, are
transformed into pipe -smoking
playboys or dashing, desirable
women of the world. Imagine
what a whole year will do!
The •boys nonchalantly toss
off a remark or two about beer
parties; the girls light up a fag
right there, while f a t h e r' s
frown deepens and mother's
jaw fall wider and wider.
The boys, with a solid basis
of three weeks' lecutres in po-
litical science, curtly enlighten
their dads on the asinine politi-
cal ideas the latter have cher-
ished for 20 years.
The girls, secure in their
three weeks of psychology, put
their mothers into shock with
casual comments on the neces-
sity of •a full sex life before
marriage.
Both explain kindly to the old
folks not only that all's wrong
in the world, but also that God
is no longer in His heaven. In
fact, He isn't anywhere. He's
just a "anthropomorphic pro-
jection of the need for a father
image?'
Both point out that the capi-
talistic system is driving us in-
, to a neurotic pursuit of the ma-
terialistic, that the •dollar is es-
sentially an evil thin g. And
both pocket, without comment,
the extra 10 bucks you slip
them on departure.
Our kid has discovered a new
system, in which you can get
along on four hours sleep at
night. This is done by sleeping
all day, which he did on the
week -end. He assured us that
he has worked out a rigid work
schedule, which begins at 7:00
a.m. daily. But a few minutes
later, he let it slip out that he
scarcely ever ate breakfast at
the dining hall, because he
slept in.
The girl next door nearly fin-
ished off her father. He gave
her a blank cheque, the dope,
to pay her first term's fees and
residence dues, hoping he could
scrape up the second term When
it arrived. With admirable
sangfroid, she filled in the
cheque for the whole year's
fees. Next day he received a
call from his banker. He had
to sell his last bonds to meet
the overdraft.
Customers Assured of Quality and
Attention When Shopping in Zurich
The Zurich merchants dis-
playing "Greater Christmas
Days" posters have joined to-
gether to make this week the
greatest selling event in the
history of Zurich. You can
read of and listen to the big
city sales rattracions, but none
of them compare with the
values to be found here in Zur-
ich this week.
No single merchant c o u l d
or would undertake such a tre-
mendous sales event as the
Zurich merchants displaying
`,Greater Christmas Days" post-
ers are conducting. Check the
„Greater Christmas Days" page
in today's edition of the Zurich
Citizens News and you will find
many useful items that you
need and would like to have, at
unbelievable prices.
Items for All Occasions
These merchants are not at-
tempting to dispose of distress
merchandise. They are offer-
ing you .outlandish values on
merchandise for the home,
automobile and for personal
use. Study the items adver-
tised on the "Greater Christ-
mas Days" page for all your
family needs. Shop these stores
for the items you want and
need but heretofore thought
you couldn't afford.
The values and quality of the
merchandise described on the
"Greater Christmas Days" page
should excite the imagination
Young Hugh is letting his
hair grow long, has taken a
lead role in the college •revue,
plays flamenco records at ear-
splitting volume and is just
busting to get in a sit-in or a
lie -down or some other form of
civic disturance, so he can be
arrested.
The girl next boor is disgust-
ed that her mother can't read
Chaucer in the original and be-
bieves the story about Adam
and Eve Her mom was weep-
ing when she left. With rage.
Oh, well, I guess it's all worth
it. Our grocery bill has drop -
Ped by $12 a week since Hugh
left. And we'll have the last
laugh next spring, when exams
start
of the most discriminate buyer.
Come and see for yourself.
Stretch Your Family Budget
While the merchant is scari-
ficing his profit, you stretch
your budget by shopping Zurich
this week. Take advantage of
these outstanding values. If
you don't have the ready cash
to buy the items you want, use
your charge account or their
easy law -away plan.
It will pay you to shop Zur-
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is guaranteed as advertised by
the following merchants: Stade
& Weido Hardware, Gascho's
Dry Goods, Doerr's Superior
Store, Zurich Pro Hardware,
Taylor Motors Limited, West-
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Sunkist Oranges _
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Head Lettuce
California — Bunch
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Jumbo Size Celery 39c
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