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Can't Be Experts in Everything
When e telecommunications expert
like CBS' '(Waiter Cronkite admits he can't
stncierstand the talk that comes over a
taxi radio, it's time for lesser mortals to
eme out of hiding and admit that they,
loo, are ignorant about some of the more
fundemental facts of life.
If people have difficulty understanding
insurance policies or premium notices, for
Instance, they shouldn't be downhearted.
Some things are even less intelligible than
taxi radios.
Other have trouble coping within -
come tax returns, and unless you're a
chartered accountant or a Philadelphia
lawyer you may be one of them.
The so-called simple things of life,
whether they be in triplicate or merely
instructions on how to put a piece of
knock -down furniture together, are getting
more and more complicated. And space
age achievements are even more likely to
leave the average man a misfit in his own
eiviliazaton.
Most of us are as ignorant about some
particular phase of modern life as Cron -
kite appears to be about two-way radio.
And we only get into deeper trouble if we
try to make like an expert when we're real-
ly completely confused.
The average man has no call to be ash-
amed of the fact that he ean't follow sim-
ple directions and open a cereal box with
out lousing up the whole operation.
Ignorance is relative, after all. And who
has time, in this day of technological ad-
vance, to be an expert in everything?
Nothing New About Pollution
Current alarm about pollution of our
lakes and rivers is resulting in a slow but
determined effort to clean up the mess.
And in this respect modern society is
E. good deal better off than our forefathers,
although one would never know it to hear
some people, who seem to think pollution
is a modern phenomenon, peculir to the
twentieth century.
Nobody will condone present pollu-
tion, or the fact that modern chemicals
like detergents are adding to the problems
of, pollution control.
But things may have been worse in
the old days.
Historians' accounts of Landon during
the- 18th century indicate the Thames
River was one of greatest open sewers of
all time Every pint of raw sewage from
the vast sprawling city was clumped into
it, and its banks were lined with privies
overhanging the water at every convenient
space.
"Everyone for whom it was handy
hurled into it everything for which there
was no further use, from kitchen garbage
and bedroom slops to bodies," writes Bern-
ard Ash in his "Golden City".
At the same time, down at London
Bridge, clanking wheels sucked up the
poisonous liquid and distributed it in
pipes through the city, there being no
other water supply.
The Thames has been cleaned up since
those days, and so have many of our previ-
ously polluted Canadian waterways. And
it doesn't hurt to remember that pollution
is not a new problem, but one that follows
population density in any age.
They're Doing Something About the Weather
In Canada everybody talks about The
weather. but it would hardly be true to
say nobody does anything about it,
The meteorological branch of the De-
partment of Transport is doing quite a bit
about the weather. keeping careful rec-
ords of the highs and Iow, means and ex-
tremes from Herschel Island to Cape
Sable.
Although their labors haven't one
much to change things, the statistics may
be of some comfort. Because the branch's
tables indicate that no matter how bad the
weather is. it could almost certainly be
worse somewhere else.
Those who don't live in Ottawa, for
instance, may be heartened by the fact
that below -zero weather has been regis-
tered in the capital city six months out
of twelve.
Or consider Regina, where extremes
range from 110 degrees in summer to 56
below in winter, and wind chill tempera-
ture has equalled 100 below. That's a
spread of 200 degrees.
Be glad you don't live in Fort Simp-
son, Northwest Territories, with a high of
97 and a low of 69. Or Cambridge Bay,
where it 'has been 31 below in May and
25 below in October.
When it comes to weather, Canadians
seem to have the worst of both worlds,
with sizzling summers and wailing winters.
It's the perfect days — as scarce as
they are — thatt make the rest of the year
bearable.
Ooh, That Smarts!
Holidays are in full swing and sun
worshippers are flocking to the beaches
to soak up ,the rays of Old Sol and return
to their homes and work looking like a
living, breathing ad for the tropics.
Unfortunately, many of those who will
innocently seek to acquire •a tan will end
up looking like a fresh -cooked lobster and
feeling like a novice fakir on his bed of
nails.
Although we cannot go into the medi-
cal problems that go with a severe sun-
burn, it is an accepted fact that too much
sunning can be harmful to the skin and to
the general physical being.
Aside from the harmful effects of a
sunburn, the poor recipient must go
through the unpleasant phase of skin peel-
ing, painful movement and general malaise
that .accompanies such a disastrous session
in the sun.
To acquire a nice brown color seems
to be the desire of many who look forward
to the summer .months. It sort of makes
the winter seem far away,
If holidays are on the agenda for you
in the near future, take heed of the warn-
ings regarding too -long exposure in the
sun. It can spall a vacation and have
dangerous after-effects.
Have fun in the sun —but be careful.
-(New Hamburg Independent)
You Can't Help It
Have you noticed in the explanation
of the new Canadian Pension Plan that
came out reeently that you are compelled
to participate in the plan If you are
employed and make between $600 and
$5,000 per year, you must put in part of
your earnings. If you are self-employed
and make between $800 and $5,000 per
year you are compelled to contribute 3.6
per cent of your earnings.
Admittedly, the returns are hard to
beat. If a man making $400 per month
works for 45 years, he contributes approxi-
mately $6,800 and gets a pension of $2,100
annually, which means he gets his contri-
butions back in slightly over three years
if you don't count interest. Nevertheless,
the fact remains, he is compelled to make
contributions, whether he wishes to be-
come part of the new plan or not.
Television Views
by William Whiting
It's holiday tune again and
this year we had decided to
watch very little television, but
to write about programs seen
(luring the past few months.
We were driving along the
shore of Lake Erie listening to
the radio when we heard the
bulletin that Adali Stevenson
had collapsed and died. Tele-
vision coverage of this tragic
affair was a must -see event,
NEC with Huntley -Brinkley
was our selection for early -eve-
ning viewing, The handling of
the news of Mr. Stevenson's
death and the highlights of this
great man's career was in fine
taste. CBC at 11 p.m. that eve-
ning was good except for the
NBC cut -in of President John-
son's speech which they claim-
ed was "live" from the White
House. It was video-taped
about 3 in the afternoon. This
is only minor, but the viewers
should be informed when im-
portant speeches are " live" or
"delayed".
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It was interesting to hear
that Dr. Andrew Stewart, chair-
man of the BBG, will remain in
that post until after the Fowler
Report is made public in Au-
gust or September. A few days
earned G o v e r n o r General
Vanier consented to remain in
his office until later. Perhaps
the government's thinking is to
wait until after the next gen-
eral election and then new ap-
pointments will be made if the
elected body has a substantial
majority.
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One of the programs we have
found interesting and entertain-
ing during the past months is
"People in Conflict" on the
CTV network. Here are a
couple of situations we made
notes about and kept them to
use during holiday time:
Problem 1—A young husband
was not satisfied with the way
his wife kept house and insist-
ed on cleaning it all himself
after she had finished.
Our answer—Supply him with
old brooms and worn-out mops.
Problem 2—A father and son
were in conflict over an affair
the boy claimed his father had.
The girl was keeping house for
them while the mother visited
England, and while the father
enjoyed her company he didn't
want his wife disturbed by the
boy's accusations.
Our answer - When mother
returns, send the boy en a trip
to England.
Needless to say, the experts
had different words of wisdom.
As we said, it's entertaining.
Just for fun, watch it. The
program will remain in the
1965-66 schedule.
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by Bill Smiley
Next person who chuckles at
nie, "Huh. Nothing to do now
until school opens in Septem-
ber eh?" :is going to get a
punch right on the nose, even
if it's a dear, little, old lady
who says it,
That's how I feel about things
after three weeks of "holidays"
from teaching school. If t h e
rest of summer is anything like
this they'll be putting fresh sod
over me about the middle of
August.
It all began innocently
enough, when two kids stole a
taxi while the driver was having
a beer, rammed it into the side
of my car, across from the tav-
ern and vanished.
Next day, I had to dash a
round trip to the city of 200
miles with my daughter, for her
fine 1 teeth -straightening ap-
opintment. The whole deal cost
me $700. Know her reaction?
She's going to miss her braces.
"Gee, dad, they're a status sym-
bol. Everybody knows that"
Next day I cut grass all day
because visitors were coming.
They were old friends. And
we were all a lot ,older the next
day, after hitting the sack at 6
a.m. Up at noon and out for
golf. Ever seen two old cart-
horses trying to pull something
uphill which they couldn't even
pull down -hill? 'That's what
Pete and I looked Iike as we
drag -tailed our way up to the
18th green.
Had to get the first born out
to his summer job en the beat
by 8 a.m. next morning. But
had no trouble waking up. The
ruddy birds started yaking at
4 .a,m., two paper -boys had a
violent altercation about -con
flitting routes under our wind-
ow at 6, and the construction
gang tearing up the road in
front of our place got their
mechanical monsters snarling
by 7 o'clock,
Wrote column, planted grass,
weeded flower beds, soothed
wife, distraught because her
son was leaving. She tried to
make a big symbolic deal out of
it. "Don't you realize this is
the very last day in his entire
life that he'll be home, one of
us," (He'll be home two days a
week all summer, but apparent-
ly that doesn't count.)
Next day, took Hugh to bis
boat again at 8. put car in body
shop to have door fixed, wran-
gled with insurance company,
!helped two high school valedic-
torians with their speeches, told
wife to stop fretting about her
son, told daughter to stop fight-
ing with her mum,
Whole family was going to
boat to see Hugh off on maiden
trip, to his unutterable disgust.
Car wasn't ready. Panic. Tears.
Recriminations. Borrowed a
carr; beetled to dock. Boat al -
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most out of sight when we ar-
rived. My fault, though wife
was half an hour out on embark-
ation time.
Early a.m., drove wife to town
30 miles away for eye examina-
tion. Couldn't find doctor;
he'd moved. My fault. Le t e.
Dashed for home after exam
which confirmed opinion wife
is eagle-eyed.
Had to change and drive 30
miles to still another town for
big cermonial dinner. But wife
had to daily and watch a wed-
ding before we left. Got there
when most of the booze w a s
gone.
Insu lted by lady who
thought my wife was my daugh-
ter. Entertained by lady who
fell flat on her face on the
lawn after bar re -opened, She
got up gamely, chortling, "He
never liad a hand on me"
However, today has been
peaceful. People and their kids
invited for outdoor dinner, It
rained, Hugh arrivevd from
boat with two accomplices.
headed for a beaeh party. Kim
is on her way to a pyjama party
for some kid leaving town
Really quite placid Mom
downstairs doing eight acres of
dishes. Dad sitting writing his
column. And the blasted eon-
struction gang working over-
time out front. Holidays, You
can't beat them, But if y o u
can, please beat them to death
with a big stick. Roll on Sept-
ember!
Orr Reunion
The Orr reunion was held on
Sunday, July 11, at the Berta
home of Mr. and Mrs. Elson
Arnold and family at Bervie.
About 60 members enjoyed
dinner and supper — they were
from. Montreal, London, Park-
hill, Hensall, Wingham, Ling -
side, Kinloss, Pine River, Cites -
ley, Wiarton and Bervie, The
convenors were Mrs. Elson
Arnold, Miss Winnie Percy and
Miss Joan Percy.
The 1966 reunion is to be
held at Seaforth Lions Parr.
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