Zurich Citizens News, 1964-05-28, Page 2PAGE TWO
THURSDAY, MAY 28, 1964
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We doubt if any driver really objects
to stopping behind a school bus. It is a
minor irritation, particularly if the motor-
ist behind the bus thinks he is in a hurry
to get somewhere. When the irritation is
balanced against the possibility of killing
a child, it is really quite minor. There have
been a number of eases in the news in re-
lent years, of children stepping out from
behind a school bus, and being hit by a
passing car. Mostdrivers are aware that
it can happen, and most normal people
would rather be kept waiting for 30 sec-
onds, than spend quite a lot of time ex-
plaining to policemen and lawyers just how
it happened that they killed a child,
The backs of school buses now being
decorated like Christmas trees, to comply
with the law, there is no difficulty about
remembering what is required, The letter-
ing painted on the rear of an Ontario
school bus says: "DO NOT PASS WHEN
SIGNALS FLASHING". The two red sig-
nal lights are there to do the flashing, and
it would have to be a very dense fog, or
a mild winter blizzard, that would make the
lettering and the flashers invisible.
A considerable responsibility for good
judgment still remains on the shoulders of
the school bus driver. The law in Ontario
now says that the motorist who has stopped
behind a school bus may proceed when the
bus starts to move, or when the signal
lights on the bus stop flashing. The bus
driver has to exercise judgment when he
is compromising between safety require-
ments, and being a blockade to highway
traffic. There are some long lanes on On-
tario farms; if a child is running down the
lane, toward a bus that is stopped partly
on the shoulder of a highway, the bus
driver has to decide whether to keep the
signals flashing,or let .the traffic behind
the bus get moving again.
Another judgment problem exists when
other drivers on the road are faced in the
opposite direction to a school bus. The
Highway Traffic Act has something to say
about what is required of motorists who
are meeting a stopped school bus, but the
wording of the Act on this point does not
impose a precisely -stated duty on the
motorist.
The Act says that the driver of a
vehicle which is meeting a stopped school
bus. "... on the front of which two amber
signal lights are illuminated by intermit-
tent flashes, shall reduce the speed of the
vehicle at a distance of not less than 100
feet from the school bus to a reasonable
and proper speed having due care for the
safety of pedestrians and shall so proceed
past the school bus for a distance of not
less than 100 feet."
This section is not much more than a
meaningless jumble of words. All it says
is that a driver meeting a stopped school
bus should be careful, for a distance of
100 feet. It does not impose any duty on
the driver that is not already imposed by
the laws under which charges of careless
driving, reckless driving, or failing to keep
a proper look -out. can be laid.
The only thing the section quoted
says, which is not said in other sections
of the Highway Traffic Act, or in the Crim-
inal Code of Canada„ is that a motorist
meeting a stopped school bus is required
to be careful for a distance of 100 feet
on each side of the bus. This kind of law-
making is ,not related to reality; we doubt
if any of the legislators who framed and
enacted the section could, when driving at
highways speeds, estimate correctly a dis-
tance of 200 feet. Anyone who has ever
sat through a few court hearings of traffic
cases knows how wildly wrong most people
can be, when estimating distances as judged
from moving vehicles.
For all practical purposes, the law as
it now stands says nothing useful to govern
the behavior of drivers who are meeting
stopped school buses.
There would be more clarity in the
law, and motorists would know better what
it expected of them, if it were simply made
mandatory for traffic in both directions to
stop when a school bus has its warning
flashers going.—(Stratford Beacon -Herald)
The Beatles
"She loves you, ya, ya, ya" — no, not
a poem but a glorious new sound sung by
the one and only "Beatles".
These four "limies" have caused havoc
all over the world, but mainly among the
younger set. They have produced a great
new sound which is, oddly enough, a sen-
sation.
The quartet of Ringo Starr, Paul Mc-
Cartney, George Harrison and John Len-
non, began their now thriving career in
their home city of Liverpool. First singing
in pubs and coffee houses around the coun-
try, they earned only a meagre living.
Then, in only a short time, they brought
out their first sensation, "Love Me Do",
and they were great, ("gear" as Ringo
would say). The song set them off. They
quickly became a fad. Teenagers scream-
ed for them from coast to coast. Through-
out the continent "Beatlemania" set in.
In the older groups also there was
curiosity, perhaps not hysteria but an in-
tense interest in the new fad which had
set their children in a panic. Even the
more sophisticated, although raising their
eyebrows in public, switched on their tele-
vision sets to have a glimpse of this British
group which was causing mass hysteria
among the juveniles of their country.
When asked what they think of their
own singing, the Beatles modestly reply,
"Average. We're kidding you; we're kid-
ding ourselves; we kidding everything. We
don't take anything seriously, except the
money."
Will this fad die? Well, only time can
tell, Until then—"Beatles forever".—(Nan-
ton News).
. Physical Fitness Tests
It's not news that an 18 -year-old is
supposed to be vigorous. What is in the
news, we read, is a newly -invented set of
tests, titled "Vigor", for measuring whether
an 18-year-iold boy is as vigorous as he
ought to be.
To meet the requirements, the boy has
to do 80 situps, 14 pullups, a standing
broad jump of eight feet six inches, swim
half a miles and either walk or run 600
yards in a minute and 30 seconds.
After doing a little warmup testing,
consisting of one situp (a few minutes after
the alarm clock went off), one partial pull-
up and a standing broad jump of rathr less
than eight and a half feet, we are able to
report that we are less vigorous than a
vigorous 18 -year-old. Any reader who
wishes to accept the implied challenge is
welcome to do so.
The "Vigor" tests for 18 -year-old boys
have their counterpart in the "Vim" tests
for 18 -year-old girls. If a girl is really
possessed of vim, she should be able to do.
50 situps, a standing broad jump of six
feet seven inches, and a 600 -yard distance,
running or walking, in two minutes and 30
seconds.
After studying these requirements
briefly, we can see that they are calculated
with an eye to a happy ending for the
story. If a girl with vim starts the 600
yards, followed by a boy with vigor, boy
will catch girl.—(Stratford Beacon -Herald).
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What this country needs is a
good, five -cent civil war, It
might relieve some of the pus
and venom that seem to be fill-
ing Canadians these days, and
get them back to the important
things of life, like making
money, love and rock gardens.
Symptoms of the national
ulcer are everywhere: the fer-
ocity of the Canadian flag argu-
ment; the lurking threat of vio-
lence in Quebec; the growing
difiance of police by youth
gangs; the increase in homi-
cidal tactics on our highways.
Perhaps a little blood-letting
would purge our native land of
this tendency to quibble and
squable about everything from
the national anthem to the
water level in the Great Lakes.
There's also the matter of
international prestige. All the
big boys — England, France,
Kippen East W.1.
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By Bill Smiley
The May meeting of Kippen
East Women's Institute was held
at the home of the president,
Mrs. Vern Alderdice, on Wed-
nesday evening, with the presi-
dent presiding.
The meeting opened with the
Institute Ode and the Mary
Stewart Collect. Minutes were
read, corrected and approved.
Treasurer's report was given.
The roll call "When did I plant
my garden" was answered by
22 members. A number of vis-
itors were also present.
Mrs. Wilmer Broadfoot gave
the top on "The Origin of
Mother's Day", and also read a
poem. Reports were given by
Mrs. William Kyle and Mrs.
Vivan Cooper, delegates to the
district annual.
District Director Mrs. William
Bell gave an account of her
first day at officers' conference
in Guelph, and Mrs. James Mc-
Naughton reported on the meet-
ing of the Historical Society in
Goderich May 6.
It was decided that the new
cook books should go on sale at
$1.00 per copy, Mrs. Harry
Caldwell demonstrated on the
making of an orange dessert.
Mrs. Ken McKay won the des-
sert in a draw. Mrs. Ernie
Whitehouse conducted an in-
triguing contest.
Each member received the,
name of her Sunshine Pal for
this year. Delicious luncheon
was served by Mrs. Ross Chap-
man, Mrs. Ross Sararas, Mrs.
Robert Kinsman and Mrs. Jack
Consitt.
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Hensall Plans
House Leagues
Any boys eight years and
over interested in playing base-
ball in a local league are to
meet at Hensall ball park on
Monday, June 1, at 7 p.m.
Girls 12 years and over in-
terested in playing house league
softball will meet at the soft-
ball diamond on Monday, June.
1,at7p.m.
In •case of •rain, all groups are
to meet at the local Arena. Any
adults interested in baseball
coaching are asked to attend,
The groups are being sponsored
by the Hensall Minor Athletic
Association.
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Russia, the U.S., China — have
been through an. all-out civil
war,. and gone on to greater
things. In each case the coun-
try was so whacked out by the
end of the war that everybody
stopped bickering and com-
plaining, and got down to the
job of becoming a Great Nation.
How can we hope to gain re-
spect of the world if we never
go through a testing time of
seething hatred, unmentionable
cruelties, gallant guerrillas, and
all the other ingredients of a
good civil war?
How is our national character
to be transformed from lumpy
porridge to forged steel if we
never throw a Molotov cocktail,
blow up a bridge, or hurl our-
selves, barehanded, against
tanks?
We should be ashamed of
ourselves. Mumbling and grum-
bling about the CBC and the
NDP and the Red Ensign and
0 Canada and what's for sup-
per, when we could be string-
ing up cabinet ministers, dyna-
miting the Soo locks, and sack-
ing the O'Keefe Centre.
.The Irish had a rebellion
nearly 50 years ago. It lasted
a few days but they've written
countless books about it, and
every Irish over the age of 20
swears he was in it, though he'll
admit he was •only a broth of a
boy at the time. Why can't we
have some grand traditions like
that?
Think of the stories we'd have
to hand down to our ancestors.
"Yes, Homer, your grandaddy
was there, back in '64, when the
Legion, enraged about the flag,
marched on Ottawa. Mayor
Charlotte Whitton slowed them
for a moment at the ramparts
with a tirade of invective, but
nothing could stop them. They
swarmed into the city, sur-
rounded the government build-
ings, and fired a salvo of reso-
lutions. One of these happened
to pierce the National Debt, and
the streets ran red with ink".
E)
Or, "Yes, dear, I want you
always to remember and to tell
your own children, that your
father was one the brave free-
dom fighters in the Great Ris-
ing of '64. He was leading a
wave of our gallant lads in a
loot . , . uh, liberating attack
on the Seagram distilleries, a
capitalist stronghold. He was
cut down by the fascist fire -
hoses and seriously wounded in
the, uh, lower back when he fell
heroically on the mickey of rye
in his hip pocket."
Only one stipulation. If this
necessary catharsis, this na-
tional lancing of our abscess,
breaks out, and it's brother
against, father against son, may
I be on the same side as my
wife?
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