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Zurich Citizens News, 1964-05-07, Page 2PAGE TWO ZURICH CITIZENS NEWS THURSDAY, MAY 7, 1964 Does going to church improve your golf score? Do you put the good side out or in when you build a fence on your prop- erty? How many people attend evening service at church? Why do women live longer than men? I don't know how you spend Sunday. these fine spring days, but I got the answer to these ., questions, and a few others. last Sunday, Went to church Sunday morn - SUGAR and SPICE By Bill Smiley ing, and was early, for once. It was twenty to eleven when I arrived, and it's usually eigh- teen minutes lather than that. The reason was that I was on hand to teach Bible Class, which begins at quarter to 10. You guessed it. The Smileys for about the tenth year in a row, had forgotten to join the swing to Daylight Saving time. Took advantage of the extra time to line up golf game with fellow pillar of congregation, Answer to question 1: No. I can't understand it, but going to church doesn't improve your golf. This other good Anglican and I took on a couple of Pres- byterians who admitted they'd missed morning service. They licked us. Badly. Home at 4 p.m, Sat in chair in sun in yard, licking golf wounds. Wife appears. Glares around yard. Looks meanly at me, then at half•raked leaves, half- baked dog who messes every- where, verywhere, cat who climbs screen on kitchen door and ruins it, huge branch off oak tree lying across flower beds, fence lean- ing towards us at 45 degrees. She tells me we've got to have a new fence, It'll cost hundreds of dollars. I produce a diversion. Ask her wether we'll put good side of fence in or out. I suggest out. She says no. I say everybody does. She says I'm crazy. I say, calm- ly, she ridiculous. Leap in car to inspect fences all over town. Some face in, others out. Nobody will give in. She gets sore. I give in. But I'nm telling you right here, answer to question 2: Depends on whether you want to look at the nice side of your fence, or want your neighbors to see it. Urgent call during dinner. Sidesman needed for evening service. Can't think quickly. Agree reluctantly. Get to church. Not a pillar in sight. Not a sinner. Not a choir mem- ber. Three altar boys, rector on the job. Congregation is me. Got the works, including sermon. Answer to question 3. But rector told a good story later. One elderly cattle farm- er turned up, once, for evening BLAKE NEWS Sunday guests with Mr. and Mrs. William Steckle and fam- ily were Mr. Jacob Gingerich service: Preacher said, kindly, "Since you're the only one here, perhaps we'll dispense with the sermon." Farmer says, "Well, if I load- ed the whole wagon with feed, and only one old cow turned up, agreed it was good logic, Went through entire service, includ- ing one-hour sermon. When it ended, be asked the farmer what he thought. Latter replied, "Well, if I loaded the whole wagon with feed, and only old cow turned up to be fed, I don't think I'd dump the whole wagon in front of her." And the answer to the last question? Why do women live longer than men, 'Taint orig- inal, but I like it. "Because they don't have wives." ONTARIO PROVINCE OF OPPORTUNITY Minimum Wage xtended Throu hout Ontario Last year, Minimum Wage legislation was introduced in the Toronto -Hamilton -Oshawa industrial area. It proved highly successful, and as a result, I am pleased to announce an early extension of it throughout the entire Province beginning on June 29. I ask you now to read the following highlights Reduced to its simplest terms, the new Minimum Wage Orders, implemented and enforced by your Ontario Department of Labour, are designed to protect every working man and woman in the Province from exploita- tion, and set a minimum wage of $1,00 an hour ($1.25 in the construction industry). The Orders, now in effect in the Toronto -Hamilton - Oshawa "horseshoe", will be extended throughout the carefully to establish exactly how this vital and progressive piece of legislation will benefit you. M entire Province on June 29. However, so that employers will have sufficient time to adjust to and absorb the higher rates, the Orders must be carried out in stages. Briefly, here's how your Ontario Department of Labour plans to go about it. The Province will be di- vided into two Zones. Zone 1 takes in the more heavily populated and industrialized areas and centres. In this Zone, the $1.00 Minimum Wage will be achieved not HON. H. L. ROWNTREE, Q.C. Minister of Labour later than March of next year. In Zone 2, covering the remainder of the Province, the wage will be achieved by December of next year. 3n the Construction Industry, the Minimum Wage of $1.25 an hour will be reached in the same manner in both Zones. The map and salary boxes on this page show the two zones, and the salary increases scheduled in both. ZONE it Parry Sound e Huntsville fNCLUDEDrt4 ZONE I RATES North Bog Sud burg Timmins Sault sta. Mori Port Arthur Ft William resent Minimum Toronto Wage Zone. cmil [agora Fails 1.1•10s ONTARIO COUNTY BOUNDARIES ZONE BOUNDARIES PRESENT MINIMUM WAGE ZONE BOUNDARIES ZONE to General and Hotel June 29, 1964 Sept. 28, 1964 Dec. 28, 1964 March 29, 1965 Construction Work June 29, 1964 and Restaurant Order !den Women $1.00 $ .85 .90 .95 1.00 Order $1.25 ZONE 2 General and Hotel and Restaurant Order men Women June 29, 1964 $ .85 $.80 Dec. 28, 1964 .90 .90 December 27, 1965 1.00 1.00 Construction Work Order June 29, 1964 $1.15 December 27, 1965 1.25 The General Minimum Wage Order does not apply to: Registered apprentices; camp counsellors or students employed in certain recreational programs; apartment house janitors who live in ; real estate and insurance salesmen and salesmen who determine their own hours; professional persons and teachers; domestic servants; farm labourers. Special rates (80¢ in Zone 1 and 75¢ in Zone 2) apply in the following cases: A student who does not work more than 28 hours a week; a seasonal worker processing perishable fruits and vegetables PEIAL. GROUPS who does not work more than 16 weeks in a year.* Special rates (600 in Zone 1 and 50¢ in Zone 2) apply in the following cases: Delivery boys, mes- sengers, newsvendors, pinsetters, caddies who are under 18 years of age.* *In both special rates categories, the Zone 1 rates will apply in Zone 2 on December 27, 1965. EIMIPL.OYERS NOPE Where employees are being paid on a piece -work basis, if at Least four-fifths of them are earning at least the minimum wage, you will be considered as complying with the Orders. Learner Rates are as follows: Where employees are on a piece -work basis, Iearners may be paid 200 less than the prescribed minimum rate for the first three months of employment, and 10¢ less for the second three months. In all other cases, learners may be paid 100 less than the prescribed minimum for first four months of employment. The Hotel and Restaurant Order establishes a special learner rate 100 lower than the prescribed minimum rate for the first month of employment. Your Ontario Department of Labour stresses the fact that these are just the highlights of the new Minimum Wage Orders, To find out exactly what the Orders mean to you, please write: THE LABOUR STANDARDS BRANCH, THE ONTARIO DEPARTMENT OF LABOUR, 74 VICTORIA STREET, TORONTO 1, ONTARIO, or telephone 365-5251 ONTARIO DEPARTMENT OF LABOUR Where programs are planned for people and Mr, and Mrs, Amos Ginger - Mrs. Harold Weidrich has re- turned home from Clinton Hos- pital, and is progressing very favourably, Mr. and Mrs. David Oesch were Sunday guests with Mr. and Mrs. Alvin Rader and family. Mrs. Elizabeth Oesch was a Sunday visitor with Mr. and Mrs. Chris Gascho and Laura. Mr. William Baechler had the misfortune in breaking his leg on Monday morning, and bad the leg put in a cast. Mr. and Mrs. Earl Gingerich have returned home from Flor- ida, just recently. 1.25 Per Month that's all it cost for an ex- tension phone. Free instal- lation if ordered now. HAY TELEPHONE SYSTEM PRICE - BUSTIN' - SALE! CONTINUES ONE MORE WEEK! Due to the tremendous response we have received on Our Big "Price Bustin' Sale" we are continuing all specials for one more week. MOTHER'S DAY, MAY 10 Among the many items we have on sale, you can find a number of articles which make ideal gifts for Mother's Day. Come in and browse around —see the wide range of Attractive Gift Items I Specials.. . FROM OUR Plumbing and Heating Division 30 imperial Gallon (No. 40) McClary-Easy glass -lined Water Heater with a 10 Year Guarantee, regular $99.65. NOW ONLY $77.50 Water Softeners, fully automatic, Canadian made, with full five-year guarantee; extra pro rated five-year guarantee optional. 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