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THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 13 1964
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Helps Boost Prices
One factor in the upward thrust of the
retail price structure is the inventory
shrinkage which prevails in every retail
establishment, Shrinkage is caused by
carelessness or dishonesty of employees, by
shoplifting of ostensible customers, and by
the failure of some magistrates to view
with sufficient severity crimes that should
be punished in some way.
A case in point involved a young
woman who lifted seven, no less, sweaters
in a Canadian store. She already had been
a suspect and was carefully watched as she
put the goods in a shopping bag.
The young woman was freed on the
second appearance in court. It certainly
looked as if justice had been pre -arranged,
for the lawyer representing the young
woman on her first appearance did not
bother to come to court the second time.
The crown atorney said that there was in-
sufficient evidence to convict, although the
stolen goods were in the possession of the
police and three employees of the retailer
were on hand to give their evvidenee. But
the case was washed up to the satisfaction
of the crown attorney, and the manager of
the store was handed back the seven
sweaters.
If the young woman could not be con-
victed of the original charge of having
stolen goods in her possession, why give
the sweaters to the merchant if they were
not stolen? If they were not stolen sweat-
ers he had no right to have them back.—
(The Printed Word)
A Non -Committal Committee
When a committee is bent on not com-
mitting itself about a. problem, the mem-
bers of it have only to follow these 10
points to ensure success:
1. Profess not to have an answer. This
lets you off the hook.
2. Say, "We must not move too rapid-
ly". This avoids the necessity of getting
started.
3. Say the problem can't be separated
from other problems. Therefore, it can't
be solved until all others are cleared up.
4. Discover there are dangers in any
formulation of a conclusion.
5. Appoint several sub -committees
6. Wait until an expert can be con-
sulted. (Where do you find one of these?)
7. For every proposal, set up an op-
posite one and conclude that the middle
ground represents the wisest course.
8. State in conclusion that you have
clarified your thinking. This obscures the
fact that nothing has been done.
9. Point out that the deepest minds
have struggled with the problem. This im-
plies that it does you credit just to have
thought of it.
10. Close the meeting by stating: "It has
stimulated discussion, opened new vistas,
shown us the way and challenged our in-
ventiveness."—(The Nanton News)
Faulty Conclusions
In the Iast generation there has come
a belief in market surveys. These may not
always be justified because, along with
some of the office machinery, the right
answer cannot come out if the wrong facts
are put in.
Probably the greatest error ever
achieved through market surveys was the
one that resulted in several North Ameri-
can manufacturers of motor cars building
ears.that were too large for private garages.
There was no provision for the bargain -
basement vehicle and no consideration of
the fact that the man who said he would
like a big car might not be able to afford
to have it and knew that he could not
have it.
There were cars of every color in the
spectrum. The consumer had the widest
possible choice, except that he did not have
the choice of a car that could he stored in
a garage big enough for a 1937 Cadillac
but not big enough for a 1958 Chev. As
well expect a shoe manufacturer not to pro-
vide for the small feet.
Perhaps the error in this marketing
survey was that many people placed their
wishes ahead of their needs. Most people,
it would seem, would like a big car. A big
car is a status symbol, but there are many
people who cannot afford, or do not wish
to pay for, a mere indication of a yearning
for a higher status, economic and social.
Outside this field of automobiles and
other outward evidence of position, it could
have been that the respondent, if ques-
tioned secretly and privately, would have
said that he would like a different kind
of wife. It is certain that most wives are
dissatisfied in .some degree with husbands.
It is certain that most women would like
to have a mink coat. But circumstances
impel them to buy something less costly,
and the furrier so far has not been so
insensible to the maxket_ that he stocks
in his emporium nothing but mink.
Among the younger families, it is prob-
able that husband and wife would agree
that a much larger home would be nice.
But the husband may think of the cost and
the wife may think of the work, so that
when it comes to buying a house they settle •
for less than a market suuvey would indi-
cate they wished,
The problem of the smaller car, in
width and fore-and-aft measure, seems to
have been quite satisfactory solved, but
there is still a problem of getting in and
out of a vehicle. where the room seemingly
is lower than the floor. Almost any day
now there may be an irresistible protest
from women. Consider the case of the
wedding guest. She spent most of an after-
noon at a hairdresser's. The next day she
spent 15 minutes getting the new hat at the
right angle. Then she paraded to the lim-
ousine. In entering it she knocked the hat
skewgee and most of the effort of getting
ready for the wedding was wasted.
In England some of these things are
done better. A man wearing a silk topper
can sit in a London taxicab.
People who are getting on in years
and those who perhaps have not succeeded
in their reducing exercises need more than
a little help in getting out of the cars with
the low roofs.—(The Printed Word)
The Case of the One -Eyed Monsters
One of the greatest hazards on the road
today is the car who sails along at night
with just one headlight functioning.
Night driving at hest requires extreme
caution and having to face two headlights
on the road is confusing enough without
being confronted by a car that is "half -lit".
A crack -down on these vehicles has
been noted in some areas, and it will be an
improvement on driving conditions if the
offenders are taken off the roads.
Equally distressing is the car whose
headlights are out of alignment. Facing a
glaring beam from a maladjusted light can.
be blinding for the oncoming driver.
Courtesy at night is a must for the
highway travellers. Dimming lights at the
approach of another vehicle is a require-
ment by law, but one that is overlooked by
many drivers. A steady stream of traffic
makes for hazardous driving, if this rule
is not observed,
The one -eyed monsters belong in the
prehistoric age, not on the highways. -_(New
Hamburg Independent)
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Frightening it is to discover
the ideas some gids are picking
up in school these days. I got
some insight into the sheer wild-
ness of it when I was helping
young Kim with her history the
other day.
She is 12 years old, an aver-
age kid by most standards, a
very bright one by those of her
parents, She's in Grade 8. I
was reading from her history
notebook and asking her ques-
tions based on the notes she
had made.
First, I asked, what did the
pioneers build their homes of?
The answer carne smartly: the
earliest homes were little more
than shanties, but soon the
pioneers began building with
lumber, stucco, brick and stone,
I asked her where they got these
materials. "In the fields," was
the answer.
Baffled, I looked in her notes.
There it was: "Soon the settlers
began to build houses out •of
lumber, brick, stucco and stone
from their fields." I had quite
an argument before convincing
her that lumber, stucco and
brick do not grow in fields.
Next, I shot her a question
on the harvesting of grain in the
early days. Her note book stated
that "the grain went through
many painful processes". It
went on to say that the grain
was threshed and winnowed,
and then was taken to be ground
at "sawmills and grist -mills,
preferably grist". Painful, in-
deed, putting grain through a
sawmill. ,
A little tater I came across
the startling information that
during the Rebellion of 1837 in
Upper Canada, Willian Lyon
MackenziL*`ty;riebels had been de-
feated by • 30 men "at Maple
Leaf Gardens".
Frankly, I was appalled, and
slightly delighted. What an in -
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teresting way to learn history!
Then, pursuing her notes, I was
informed that Lord Selkirk, in
trying to establish his commun.
ities in what is now Manitoba,
got into a squabble with the
Northwestern Fur Trading Com-
pany, and "carelessly captured
Fort William". How do you
capture a place carelessly?
After the initial shock wore
off, it occurred to me that my
daughter didn't know limestone
from fieldstone; that she really
had no idea where bricks and
stucco came from; that she
didn't even know what a sawmill
was, that she didn't realize that,
while the NHL is adept at crush-
ing rebels, it was not in exis-
tence in 1837; and that she had
just thrown that adjective "care-
lessly" in through sheer good
spirits and a complete ignor-
ance of who Lork Selkirk was,
and where Fort William is.
I'm not trying to blame her
teacher. Heaven forbid. The
kids are to blame. They copy
stuff down from the text -book,
leave out a word, or add one,
and the results are hilarious.
They are over -awed and .over-
whelmed by facts, and are much
more interested in "what?" than
in "why?",
Secondly, I blame their par-
ents, people like me, who are
"too busy" to find out what they
are learning, and to correct such
garbled nonsense.
Check It Out
Check your son's homework,
and you'll find him writing this
sort of thing, especially if he
learned to spell phonetically.
"He krept koshusly threw the
nite, trang to peer into the fog."
Have a look at your daugh-
ter's arithmetic. You'll learn
that she has just sold twelve
pounds of buter for $19,844 and
thinks nothing of it.
In short, Dad, have a look.
It will shake you rigid.
-OF -
{ YEARS GONE
-BY-
40 YEARS AGO
FEBRUARY, 1924
Mrs, Earl Weide left early
Tuesday morning for Hamilton,
where he is planning to attend
the annual Hardware Conven-
tion.
Mr. Peter Papineau, who op-
erates a tire vulcanizer and me-
chanic shop in Zurich, left on
Monday for Detroit where he
plans to operate for the next
few months until better weather
conies along.
Mr. Clarence Hoffman, the
popular member of the Galt
hockey team, is at present visit-
ing his home in Zurich, due to a
sprained shoulder he received
in a recent game.
The rates of pay set for coun-
cillors attending County Council
at Goderich were set at five dol-
lars per day, and ten cents a
mile one way for travelling, The
warden will receive one hun-
dred dollars, and the clerk
treasurer $1650.
J. Passmore has taken over
the electrical supply business of
C. Moore in Hensall, and is now
in position to operate the same
for the public convenience.
Last Thursday, Peter Stewart,
who has been the caretaker of
the Hensall Public School for
the past number of years, was
presented with a solid oak
rocker for his years of faithful
service.
Cost of the new hospital being
planned for Wingham is $40,000.
LAFF•A•DAY
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"N(gst stubborn cold I ever hall"
25 YEARS AGO
FEBRUARY, 1939
Mrs. .Addison Tiernan, of
Dashwood, underwent .a very
serious operation last week in
St. Joseph's Hospital, London,
and is recuperating very nicely.
Miss Mary Stinnson, of Lon-
don, has accepted a position as
bookkeeper at Cook Bros. Mill-
ing Co. in Hensall. .
The village of Hensall has
been added to a list of Huron
County municipalities which, un-
der a Department of Health rul-
ing, are required to handle only
pasteurized milk,
At the annual meeting of the
Hay Municipal Telephone Sys-
tem, the idea .of a new switch-
board at the Zurich exchange
was discussed, but the meeting
deckled to shelve the matter for
the time being.
Mr. Earl Gingerich has pur-
chased the 100 -acre farm of the
estate of the late P, Manson, on
the Goshen Line, about three
miles north of Zurich.
15 YEARS AGO
FEBRUARY, 1949
On Saturday another of those
big bad wolves was shot in the
Hay swamp. The animal was
first hit by Verdun Ran, of the
Bluewater highway, and then
was finished off by Gordon
Block, with his rifle.
George Armstrong, reeve,of
Hay Township, was eleced
president of the South Huron
Agricultural Society, at the an-
nual meeting on Saturday. The
vice-president is William Deck-
er, Zurich,
Wolves have been spottedin
the Cromarty area, six Hailes
east of Hensall, on the farm of
Arnold Westlake.
The Hensall Chamber of Cone-•
merce, at their regular meeting
welcomed Mr, John Irvin, the
new manager of the Bank of
Montreal.
Mrs. David Schroeder passed
away at her home in Dashwood,
in her 85th year. She had been
a resident for the past 18 years,
10 YEARS AGO
FEBRUARY, 1954
The new representative for
Hay Township on the South
Huron High School board is
Oscar Greb, who lives on the
Babylon Line. He replaces Mr,
T. C. Haberer, who has resigned
the position.
William Siebert was elected
president of the Zurich Public
Library at the annual meeting
held last week.
Mr. and Mrs. Herb Desjardine
have moved from their farm on
the Babylon Line to the new
house they built in Zurich. They
have sold the farm to Arnold
Merner, Jr.
Rev. E. Heimrich, of Zurich,
was the guest speaker at the
Young People's of Hensall Uni-
ted Church meeting last week.
The Luean Irish defeated the
Zurich Flyers on Friday night.
4-3, in the first game of the
best -of -seven playoffs for the
group title.
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