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ZURICH CITIZENS NEWS
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 1961
ZURICH Citizens NEWS
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THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 1961
Like The Iceberg
It would seem incredible that there
could be 151 taxes hidden in the price of a
loaf of bread, but that is an authoritative
count recently made in the United States.
And, since Canada's tax collectors are no
less enterprising than American tax col -
it seems probable that the total
would apply here as well.
The information is taken from an edi-
torial in the Wall Street Journal: "The Tax
Foundation informs us that . . . bread —
reflecting the taxes on the land it's grown
on, the seed that's sown, the machinery
that plows and harvests and mils the wheat,
the fuel, the transportation, the baker, the
wrapper and so on — contains 151 hidden
taxes. And bread with added vitamins con-
tains also added taxes.
The same source reports 116 taxes hid-
den in the price of a man's suit, 600 taxes
hidden in the price of a house, and even
100 taxes hidden in the price of an egg.
Obviously, the tax load is like the iceberg:
only a fraction of it shows.
The taxes that are most apparent to
Canadians are, of course the personal in-
come taxes paid to the federal government,
and the property taxes paid to the local
municipal government. This year, the for-
mer will total about $1.5 billion, the latter
about $1 billion, or about $2.5 billion in all.
No one would argue that $2.5 billion is
not a lot of money, and its payment will no
doubt be accompanied by lamentations and
suitable cries of distress. But that is only
the beginning. Total government spending
in Canada this year will exceed $10 billin.
For every dollar knowingly paid, three dol-
lars paid unknowingly.
In truth, the tax burden is like the
iceberg.
Smart Expression Is False
Someone put in the paper recently
that a good product sells itself. It's one
of those sentences that sound true but
are false. No product, good or bad, sells
itself.
If the statement were true there would
be no need for advertising salesmen be-
cause there would be no need for adver-
tising. There would be no need for plan-
ning of advertising or sales promotion or
sales departments or any of the myriad
activities that go on in the distribution of
goods made by millions of people employ-
ed in industry.
This statement was made in the season
when new models of automobiles were be-
ing announced through newspapers and
magazines, and on TV and radio. The en-
thusiastic claims for the merits of the new
cars apparently were considered as neces-
sary by the makers and distributors. Be-
cause there is a great deal of truth in ad-
vertising, the 1962 models may be consid-
ered to be better than the models of ear-
lier years. But it takes a little more than
this' half -evident truth to move the cars
from the factories to the showrooms to
the new and proud owners.
If a good product sells itself, it follows
that the only advertising and promotion
that would be needed would be for goods
that are not so good. Surely the newspap-
er writer who made the statement that a
good product sells itself would not like it
to be understood by the readers of news-
papers that if .it's advertised, it is not so
good.—(The Printed Word).
Chiselling The Hospitals
The Ontario Hospital Services Commis-
sion is having trouble with chisellers. Ev-
idence of this come to hand in a leaflet the
Commission has issued, entitled "Should
Mrs. Brown's Operation be Delayed by Yrs.
Smith's Wallpaper?" It tells the sad story
of Mrs. Smith, who wishes to stay in hdspi-
tal for a few days after the doctor has told
her that she is ready for discharge, because
the Smiths' master bedroom is being repa-
pered and the job is not yet finished. By
lengthening her stay in hospital, Mrs. Smith
is denying the use of her bed to a neigh-
bor, Mrs. Brown, who is waiting to have an
operation. Apparently, Mrs. Smith is re-
presentative of a large class of patients ad-
mitted into hospital under the provincial
plan, who wish to get full value and maybe
a little more for the premiums they have
been paying for hospital insurance.
The chiseller is not a new phenomen-
on. He has been known to take advantage
of private insurance companies. Long ago,
it was recognized by railway claims agents
that any animal killed by a train was the
best of its breed for miles around. The
chiseller has been found among claiments
for unemployment insurance and work-
men's compensation.
In Mrs. Smith's case the hospital has
an obvious means of action. Since her
doctor has told her that she is ready to
leave the hospital, his word for it should
be taken. This might cause some embar-
rassment for the doctor, but that can be
avoided if he recommends the discharge to
the hospital rather than to Mrs. Smith
herself. Having given his recommendation,
he should then make himself unavailable
to Mrs. Smith until she is safely home in
her repapered bedroom. — (The Printed
Word).
When gallantry to the girl
friend exceeds the
pocketbook, a boy's best
friend is the telephone.
Help came quickly, and
he sighed with relief:
SAVED BY THE BELL
P.S.—Seriously, though, wherever you are, at home
or away, you can usually reach family or friends by
telephone—a service so valuable ... yet so often
taken for granted. The Bell Telephone Company
of Canada.
40 YEARS AGO
NOVEMBER, 1921
The many friends of Wesley
Snell, cattle buyer of Exeter,
were saddened to learn of his
sudden passing in the Montreal
General Hospital last Friday.
Mr, George Kellerman, of
Dashwood, has a group of men
busily engaged in building him
a new house.
Wes Caldwell, of the Hensall
district, has received the ap-
pointment from the Govern-
ment of patrol officer of game
and fisheries in the counties of
Grey, Wellington and Perth.
He will have his headquarters
in Listowel.
Thomas Yearley, of Crediton,
had a narrow escape of being
seriously injured the other day
while out hunting. A gun in
the hands of a companion' dis-
charged, and some 30 pellets
had to be removed from the
calf of his leg.
Milton Pfaff has recently
been appointed as postmaster
for the village of Exeter, and
took his oath of office last Mon-
day.
Mr. John Preeter, a Zurich
businessman, has gone to 1Vton-
treal where a large drygoods
firm is gone out of business,
and is selling a million dollars
of merchandise at greatly re-
duced prices.
-OF -
YEARS GONE
-BY-
25 YEARS AGO
NOVEMBER, 1936
Mr. Everett Heist, who has
carried on a successful bakery
business in Zurich for the past
ten years, has disposed of the
entire business, building, and
equipment, to Walter Eckel, of
Plattsville.
On Wednesday evening last
the Bayfield post office fittings
were moved to the former bank
postmaster, Mrs. M. F. Woods,
room in the residence of the
where business is now being
carried out.
Miss Gladys Butson, the tea-
cher at the Blake school, had
the misfortune to break her leg
while in the act of cranking her
car at Stratford. She is being
replaced at the school by Arth-
ur Finlayson, of Kippen.
Friends and relatives from as
far away as Vancouver joined
to celebrate the 85th birthday
of Mrs. Richard Welsh, in Hen-
sall,
Arnold Desjardine, of the
Bluewater highway south, was
shot through the wrist and the
bullet grazed his shoulder in a
shooting accident on Manitoulin
Island.
Radio owners in all the var-
ious municipalities are in a
rush these days to get their
radio licences, since the inspec-
tor has been making his rounds
along with a mountie.
Kippen East WI
Sews For Hospital
Kippen East Women's Insti-
tute held their Citizenship and
Education meeting at SS No.
9, last Wednesday evening, and
had as their guest speaker Miss
A. McGowan, :ofr-Goderich, rep-
resentative of 'the Children's
Aid Society. She spoke on the
work and welfare of the Child-
ren's Shelter.
Roll call was answered with
"Name your choice for Citizen-
ship of the Year in your com-
munity and w h y." Motto,
"homes are the greenhouses
where the plants of citizenship
are started, prepared by Mrs.
Charles Eyre, and given by Mrs.
Wilmer Broadfoot."
One of the Kippen East grou-
1
ps, main projects this winter
will be sewing for the War
Memorial Children's Hospital,
at London, for which Mrs. Alex
MacGregor is convenor. Mrs.
John Sinclair reported for the
District Executive held in Hen -
sail. Friday, December 15, the
group will sponsor a Christmas
euchre and dance at the local
arena, when the draw for three
Christmas cakes will be made,
for which tickets are now being
sold by members. Future euch-
res were discussed, to be held
in the schools this winter.
One of teh humorous high:
lights of the evening was the
parade of kitchen chapeaus,
made and modeled by the
members. Prize winner was
Mrs. Charles Eyre, and Mrs.
Stuart Pepper captured the
prize for having most gagets
on her hat. Mrs. R. Upshall
contributed a poem.
President Mrs. James Drum-
mond presided for the business
and Mrs, Grant McLean for the
program. Hostesses were Mrs.
Arthur Finlayson and Mrs. Ar-
thur Varley.
AT THE BOWLING LANES
By Bill Smiley
It's not only the ducks and
the deer that are catching it
this fall. Apparently it's also'
open season on columnists.
Latest salvo fired in my dir-
ection was discharged by a
Baptist minister. His volley
appeared in t h e Atitokan,
Ont., Progress, which has run
this column for some years.
Dearie me, that parson has
a wicked tongue in his head.
He can really dish it out. And
when he runs out of personal
abuse he falls back on a pas-
sage of scripture, torn from
context, of course.
Herewith a few examples.
The letter begins: "T would
appreciate the opportunity to
express my disgust over an
article that appeared in your
paper by one self-styled Ro-
meo and tough guy. Bill Smi-
ley. This article was a mixture
of trash and rubish with a
whole lot of nothing thrown
in."
Now this gentle man of the
cloth obviosly has me mixed
up with someone else. If
I didn' beleive that, I'd be
hurt. Me, a Romeo? It is to
laugh. I haven't been out with
a girl, except my wife, since
I started courting her back in
'49. Me, a tough guy? The sa-
me wife, who weighs about 108
can pull me with an eyebrow
I'll admit the article was a
mixture of trash and rubbish,
but I'm not going to take that
part about "a whole lot of no-
thing" lying down. There was
also junk in it, and nonsense,
but there wasn't any nothing
in it.
The parson goes on to sug-
gest that he'd enjoy giving
me a physical pounding, as
well as verbal one. Careful,
mister. I may be a 138 -pound
coward, but my big brother
isn't. He is currently bossing
a lumber camp.
Joking aside, you didn't re-
ally mean it, did you, reverend?
I didn't mind that bit where
you linked me with harlots,
Weekly Team Point
Team High Triple Points Standing
ZURICH LADIES' LEAGUE
Ups & Downs (Shirley Tieman 510) ___ 0
Jokers (Barbara Sauder 594) _________ 7
Dashettes (Mona Kraft 517) 5
Dreamers (Joyce Armstrong 472) _.2
H.L.A. (Betty Haven 428) 2
Dominionaires (Mary Shea 504) 5
Huronettes (E, Burgess 406) 0
Varieties (Ann Oesch 668 ____ 7
Hi-Lites (Irene Davis 463) 2
Startones (Elda Laidlaw 519) 5
Nighthawks (Marj Schilbe 537) 2 52
Lazy Six (Marlene Desjardine 540) 5 20
High single, Marion Rader ,315; high triple, Ann Oesch, 668;
high average, Ann Oesch, 172,
28
22
62
29
28
37
25
33
29
55
ZURICH MEN'S BOWLING LEAGUE
Bull Dogs (Vladmir Hrovat 476) 2
Knight of Columbus (John P. Rau 621) 5
Pepsis (Hubert Schilbe 561) __._ 7
King Pins (John Robinson 546) _____0
The Angels (Fred Bradley 694) ___-_.7
Blowers (Gerald Martini 554) _. 0 41
Globe Trotters (Bill Wagner 442) 0
Pearson Kings (Bob Haye 516) 7
Car Penters (Dick Evans 584) 7
Butcheretes (Clare Geiger 508) __ 0
Tail Twisters (Jake Haberer 521) __ 0
Questionaires (Ernie Laidlaw 618) 7
Trotters & Pacers (Ken Faber 498) 7
Hot Shots (Glen Thiel 634) ._ - _..__. 0
Ink Spots (Gregory Willert 533) _... 0 41
Hornets (Terry Kading 615) _ .. 7 68
High single, George Sweeney, 320; high triple, George
Sweeney, 734; high average, George Sweeney, 206,
38
50
54
35
54
18
43
27
22
16
51
26
32
ZURICH MIXED BOWLING
Alley Cats (Ann Oesch 585)
Hi Los (Harold Stade 657)
Hensall Hornets (Jack Cornell 510) _
Kippers Trailers (Margaret Lovell 552)
Guys and Gals (Garfield Denomme 479)
Boo Boos (Claris Deichert 456)
Lucky Strikes (Daisy Bates 538)
Flying Frenchmen (Mat. Ducharme 639)
Busy Bees (Hugh McEwen 587)
Imperials (Bernie Denomme 446)
Hard Rocks (Harvey Clausius 452) ____
Tops (Dan Trushinski 560)
Highs to date are scores to better. Ladies high single, Marg•
aret Lovell, 274; high triple, Jean Cornell, 650. Men's high sin-
gle, Bruce Moir, 338; . high triple, Dan Trushinski,731.
LEAGUE
0
7
2
5
7
0
0
7
39
42
37
50
18
22
28
57
7 43
0 28
8 l0
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drunkards, dope addicts
Mr. Khrushchev, but the next
part hurt, where you said: "'i
recently read where a college
graduate could not read or wr-
ite. Could it be that Smiley
was his teacher? Any school
that is foolish enough to have
a man like him on their staff
would no doubt have him in
the English department,"
Yep, that's where all us dope
fiends and drunks wind up. I
showed your letter to my de-
partment head, a gentle lady
many years, just to let her kn-
ow what a viper she was nur-
sing. She read it and grinned.
I liked the last paragraph,
though, in which you said: "I
wish he were a member of my
church. It would give me great
joy to have hint voted out of
the membership." That bit has
the nicest touch in the whole
diatribe, and I refuse to make
any of the comments that come
to mind.
However, dear sir, I'm sorry
if you have been offended. I am
sure you are a good man. I am
not a good man. I am not a bad
one either, just an ordinary
husband and father, a broken-
down weekly editor, a school
teacher, a newspaper columnist
and a sinner. I go to church
but I'm not puite sure whether
I'm saved or not. I rat h -e r
doubt it.
At any rate let's not be hos-
tile. There's enough bickering
in the world today. Some of
your fellow -townsmen have
come to my defense, in your
paper. I thank them, and sug-
gest we drop the whole matter.
I respect your sincerity. You
must respect' mine.
Rather than defend myself
I'll let this retarded high sch-
ool teacher, a gentleman and
scholar, do it for me. He wri-
tes: "Smiley . . . writes not
only `sugar' but `spice'; he
appeals to the vulgar, plebeian
strain in most of us."
"Now, to my mind, 'darn' and
(continued on page 3)
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