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Home My WebLink AboutZurich Citizens News, 1960-08-04, Page 3BUSINESS THURSDAY, AUGUST 4, 1960 Sugar and Spice (Continued fronts Page Two) on the stone pile to cure a hang- over, or that wandering urge. There lies here the danger that many men would be happy to do five in such a cause, and we might have to build a lot more jails, but that could be worked out. o e Those would be my basic rea- sons fora divorce suit. But I would provide one other escape hatch, Eaeh couple, along with the mar- riage certificate, would be handed When In Zurich GET YOUR HAIR CUT AT EARL OESCH BARBER SHOP Open Thursday and Saturday Nights a large sheet, With a printed list on it. This would be pinned in a prominent place in their new home. The list would be made up of such misdemeanors as: Bad Tem- per, Bad Breath, Extravagance, Getting Fat, Not Shaved, Drunk Again, Nagging, Smoking Too Muth, and so on. You get the id- ea. * * * Eaeh of the newlyweds would start with a hundred points. Then they would keep score on each other. For example, 10 points off for getting soused with the boys. Displays of Bad Temper would cost 5 points with a bonus of 5 for throwing things. When you run out of points your partner has the op- tion of wiping the slate clean and starting over, or getting a quick cheap divorce. This would buck up the institution or marriagee no end. It wouldalso lead to some weird and wonderful arguments and ex- planations, and would make the 6119/1.61111112511. THANK YOU For Making Use Of The TB DETECTION SURVEY As Carried Out This Summer. Your T.B. Associ- ation Stands Ready To Serve At All Times. Huron County Tuberculosis Association OUR IS ZURICH CITIZENS NEWS ?AGE THREE whole cruel business an exciting game. * * * This is' all straightforward en- ough. But by the time Parliament got around to passing it, we'd all be dead and too late for a divorce. Perhaps it would be simpler if we just adopted the divorce laws of Is- lam. In that faith, if a husband gets browned off at his wife, all, he has to do is say, in front of witnesses: "I divorce you, I divorce you, I divorce you," and they're divorced. * * * However, even the followers of the Prophet can't win. A wife usu- ally brings a substantial dowry to her marriage. If her husband di- vorces her, the dowry must be re- turned, with accrued interest, How would you like to say the happy phrase three times over your Mabel, and her retort: "Fine. But I want that $2,000 Dad loaned you to buy the furniture. Plus all the money I made those first two years, when I was working. Plus 6 per cent compound interest for 8 years." IA VP'ecol&t `N\kv �N FOR DEPENDABLE HEAT A1! 'Minter Long Call LORNE E. HAY Locker Service—Roe Feeds Phone 10 (Collect) Hensall News Of Kippen District (Correspondent, Mrs, Norman Long) FAREWELL PARTY A farewell party for Mr, and Mrs. Aubrey Farquhar, Who leave shortly for Exeter, was held at SS No. 14, Stanley, on the evening of Thursday, July 28, with about 31 families present, The evening was spent by euchre being played, and 12 tables were in play. An address was read by Mrs. Ernest Talbot and the gift of a floor lamp presented by Mr. William McLaughlin. Wendy Jones presented Lynne with a pyjama doll and Bill with a baseball, by Mr. Russell Talbot. Mr. and Mrs. Farquhar thanked everyone for the gifts and the nice evening. Refreshments were served. Winners for euchre: ladies, Mrs. Murdock, Mrs. Toonk; men, Jack Consitt and Peter Oud. SURPRISE PARTY On July 14, at SS No. 14, Stan- ley, a surprise dance was held in honour of Miss Gail Farquhar pri- or to her departure for Exeter. There were 65 young people in attendance. Gwyn Jones and Karen Talbot, on behalf of those present, presented Gail with two pretty bedroom lamps after which Gail made a fitting reply. A delicious lunch was served. The following address was read by Marjorie Hyde: Dear Gail: We've known you for many years, with our friendship grow- ing better. We're sorry now to know that you are moving to Exe- ter. , 'Tis true we're sad to see you go, we'll miss you much each day, P R 1 N T 1 N PROMPT SERVICE PHONE 133 Till Y O U _;J R i k 1 iii 3' rt T ? LETTERHEADS STATEMENTS OFFICE FORMS SHIPPING FACS WINDOW CARDS BUSINESS CARDS CA�h 174 T DAY AT IF YOU EE 0 ENVELOPES INVOICES TICKETS FOLDERS BLOTTERS WEDDING STATIONERY IND= LM • {ER BILL HEADS SALE BILLS CHEQUES BOOKLETS PAMPHLETS RDERS T ICH Citizens NEWS Quality Printing and Prompt Service but one thing nice about it is you'II not be far :away. If you should ever get the chance to came see us, please do, and rest assured, when time affords, we'll come and visit you. We trust you will be happy there, though we hate to see you go, but I'm sure your new friends will love you just as true as we, you know. Now Gail, accept this little gift, before you move away, with it, we give our wishes best, "Your life be filed with many a happy day." Your friends of SS 14, Stanley, Mr. and Mrs. Irene Wren, Lau- rie and Mary Falk, of Hanover, returned home Sunday since spen- ding a week's holidays with Mr. and Mrs. Gordon Wren, Mr. and Mrs. Ed Morton, of near Seaforth, and Miss M. Robson and Miss Robson, of Toronto, visited Wednesday evening with Mr. and Mrs. N. Hood. Mr. Aubrey Farquhar had a suc- cessful sale at his farm on Tues- day, July 27. Mrs. Alex McBeath and Mrs. David Triebner were in charge of the booth. Mr. and Mrs. Irving Gibson, of Lucan, called Sunday at the home of their son-in-law and daughter, Mr. and Mrs. Wilmer Jones and family. Mr. and Mrs. Fred Wouda and Harry, of Pembroke, are spending a week's holiday with their neph- ew and niece, Mr. and Mrs. Harry Van-Wierren and family. Mr, and Mrs. Eldon Jarrott and Mrs, Arthur Anderson attended the capping exercises of assistant nurses at South Huron Hospital, Exeter, of their daughter Ruth Ann, on Tuesday afternoon, July 26. Mrs. Elzar Mousseau and Mrs. Ross Faber attended the capping exercises of the former's niece, Miss Donna Turnbull, of Grand Bend, at South Huron Hospital, on Tuesday afternoon, July 26. Mrs. Fred Block, of London, vi- sited a few days with her nieee and nephew, Mr. and Mrs. Russell Brock. Mr. and Mrs. John Doig, of Grand Rapids, Michigan, were week end guests of his mother, Mrs. Lydia Doig, and sister, Janet. On Sunday they all attended the McWilliams re -union in Riverside Park, Exeter. Earl French, of Whalen Corners, visited a few days with his cousin, David Brock. 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