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THURSDAY, AUGUST 4, 1960
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on the stone pile to cure a hang-
over, or that wandering urge. There
lies here the danger that many
men would be happy to do five in
such a cause, and we might have to
build a lot more jails, but that
could be worked out.
o e
Those would be my basic rea-
sons fora divorce suit. But I would
provide one other escape hatch,
Eaeh couple, along with the mar-
riage certificate, would be handed
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a large sheet, With a printed list
on it. This would be pinned in a
prominent place in their new
home. The list would be made up
of such misdemeanors as: Bad Tem-
per, Bad Breath, Extravagance,
Getting Fat, Not Shaved, Drunk
Again, Nagging, Smoking Too
Muth, and so on. You get the id-
ea.
* * *
Eaeh of the newlyweds would
start with a hundred points. Then
they would keep score on each
other. For example, 10 points off
for getting soused with the boys.
Displays of Bad Temper would cost
5 points with a bonus of 5 for
throwing things. When you run out
of points your partner has the op-
tion of wiping the slate clean and
starting over, or getting a quick
cheap divorce. This would buck up
the institution or marriagee no end.
It wouldalso lead to some weird
and wonderful arguments and ex-
planations, and would make the
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whole cruel business an exciting
game.
* * *
This is' all straightforward en-
ough. But by the time Parliament
got around to passing it, we'd all
be dead and too late for a divorce.
Perhaps it would be simpler if we
just adopted the divorce laws of Is-
lam. In that faith, if a husband gets
browned off at his wife, all, he has
to do is say, in front of witnesses:
"I divorce you, I divorce you, I
divorce you," and they're divorced.
* * *
However, even the followers of
the Prophet can't win. A wife usu-
ally brings a substantial dowry
to her marriage. If her husband di-
vorces her, the dowry must be re-
turned, with accrued interest,
How would you like to say the
happy phrase three times over
your Mabel, and her retort: "Fine.
But I want that $2,000 Dad loaned
you to buy the furniture. Plus all
the money I made those first two
years, when I was working. Plus
6 per cent compound interest for
8 years."
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FAREWELL PARTY
A farewell party for Mr, and
Mrs. Aubrey Farquhar, Who leave
shortly for Exeter, was held at SS
No. 14, Stanley, on the evening of
Thursday, July 28, with about 31
families present,
The evening was spent by euchre
being played, and 12 tables were
in play. An address was read by
Mrs. Ernest Talbot and the gift
of a floor lamp presented by Mr.
William McLaughlin.
Wendy Jones presented Lynne
with a pyjama doll and Bill with a
baseball, by Mr. Russell Talbot.
Mr. and Mrs. Farquhar thanked
everyone for the gifts and the
nice evening. Refreshments were
served.
Winners for euchre: ladies, Mrs.
Murdock, Mrs. Toonk; men, Jack
Consitt and Peter Oud.
SURPRISE PARTY
On July 14, at SS No. 14, Stan-
ley, a surprise dance was held in
honour of Miss Gail Farquhar pri-
or to her departure for Exeter.
There were 65 young people
in attendance. Gwyn Jones and
Karen Talbot, on behalf of those
present, presented Gail with two
pretty bedroom lamps after which
Gail made a fitting reply.
A delicious lunch was served.
The following address was read
by Marjorie Hyde:
Dear Gail:
We've known you for many
years, with our friendship grow-
ing better. We're sorry now to
know that you are moving to Exe-
ter.
, 'Tis true we're sad to see you
go, we'll miss you much each day,
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but one thing nice about it is
you'II not be far :away. If you
should ever get the chance to
came see us, please do, and rest
assured, when time affords, we'll
come and visit you.
We trust you will be happy
there, though we hate to see you
go, but I'm sure your new friends
will love you just as true as we,
you know. Now Gail, accept this
little gift, before you move away,
with it, we give our wishes best,
"Your life be filed with many a
happy day."
Your friends of SS 14, Stanley,
Mr. and Mrs. Irene Wren, Lau-
rie and Mary Falk, of Hanover,
returned home Sunday since spen-
ding a week's holidays with Mr.
and Mrs. Gordon Wren,
Mr. and Mrs. Ed Morton, of near
Seaforth, and Miss M. Robson and
Miss Robson, of Toronto, visited
Wednesday evening with Mr. and
Mrs. N. Hood.
Mr. Aubrey Farquhar had a suc-
cessful sale at his farm on Tues-
day, July 27. Mrs. Alex McBeath
and Mrs. David Triebner were in
charge of the booth.
Mr. and Mrs. Irving Gibson, of
Lucan, called Sunday at the home
of their son-in-law and daughter,
Mr. and Mrs. Wilmer Jones and
family.
Mr. and Mrs. Fred Wouda and
Harry, of Pembroke, are spending
a week's holiday with their neph-
ew and niece, Mr. and Mrs. Harry
Van-Wierren and family.
Mr, and Mrs. Eldon Jarrott and
Mrs, Arthur Anderson attended the
capping exercises of assistant
nurses at South Huron Hospital,
Exeter, of their daughter Ruth
Ann, on Tuesday afternoon, July
26.
Mrs. Elzar Mousseau and Mrs.
Ross Faber attended the capping
exercises of the former's niece,
Miss Donna Turnbull, of Grand
Bend, at South Huron Hospital, on
Tuesday afternoon, July 26.
Mrs. Fred Block, of London, vi-
sited a few days with her nieee
and nephew, Mr. and Mrs. Russell
Brock.
Mr. and Mrs. John Doig, of
Grand Rapids, Michigan, were
week end guests of his mother,
Mrs. Lydia Doig, and sister, Janet.
On Sunday they all attended the
McWilliams re -union in Riverside
Park, Exeter.
Earl French, of Whalen Corners,
visited a few days with his cousin,
David Brock.
Bill Brock, of Williams, visited
a few days recently with his par-
ents, Mr. and Mrs. Russell Brock,
since spending two weeks on the
East Coast.
Flight Sergeant Bob and Mrs.
Perkins, Danny and Jim, of RCAF
Clinton, called Sunday evening on
Mr, and Mrs. N. Long.
Mrs. J. Richardson, of Hensall,
visited an evening last week with
Mr. and Mrs. E. Rowson.
Misses Marjorie Hyde and Char-
lene Cook are spending one week
at Port Elgin,
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