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liQNT IN FRANCE
STOCK EXCHANGE BATTALION
IN FLANDBRS.
7aily, of Them Are Well Known in
The World of High
Finance.
"We are in sight of the trenches at
last," said a private in what is known
as the Stock Exchange Battalion of
one of the regiments of the new Brie
tish army. "It's been a long pull in
hard market. But we never missed
etting our shilling a day and our
vives have got their separation allow -
aces regularly."
There are privates in the Stock Ex-
hange Battalion who have names
ell known in the world of finance.
oine of them have subscribed for-
unes to the latest war loan.
"At- homne I have three bathrooms
n my house' and 16' bedrooms," said
ne. "Out here I am glad to stand up
n line with a towel over my shoulder
id take my turn with the washbasin.
s for sleeping on straw in a barn, it
s paradise after a hard march. I
oppose we will get these other
kings, too, as everybody else does in
he trenches."
"Bound to, though you have :910,000
year," remarked another. "Maybe
ou have one in your shirt now."
'What interests us," said a division -
1 staff officer, "is not that they are
stock Exchange men, but are they
ood soldiers?"
Clerk and Broker.
Many speak German as a result of
international financial relations.
"It would be odd," said one, "if I
hould be shooting at Kauffman, who
is on the old Berlin Exchange. We
went to school together in Germany."
Not all in the Stock Exchange Bat-
talion are affluent or members of the
xchange, but all were recruited from
the Stock Exchange district. As they
march along a road in France, laden
with dust the $25 -a -week clerk and
the big broker are elbow to elbow and
the observer cannot tell one from the
other.
There is another battalion composed
of artists, architects, musicians and
men of kindred callings. Many offi-
cers have been promoted 'both from
he ranks of the Artists' Rifles and
he Stock Exchange Battalion. Then
here are battalions of miners, sports=
nen and companies from the same
actory and groups of friends who en-
isted in a body in order to be toge-
her during the campaign.
Officers who have been in the fight-
ag since the retreat from Mons are
eying that the new army is changing
he whole face of life at the front.
"We regulars all knew one an -
her," one explained. "We were a
ort of family. When an officer was
filled, if he were not an old pal, at
least you knew who he was. The
names on the casualty lists of the
new army will be strangers."
Promotion Has Been Rapid.
Boys of 19, who began as second
lieutenants in the new army, are now
scarcely of age. One officer meets an-
other who was a major when he last
saw him and finds that he is now a
brigadier general, or "Brig. -Gen.," in
army parlance.
Seeing a sign of a corps headquar-
ters painted so well that it looked as
if it had been carved into the wood, a
passerby knew at once that it was the
work of a new army man, who was a
professional sign painter. Be it a
lawyer, a plumber; a bookkeeper, a
carpenter, a tailor, or an engineer
that is wanted, one is always forth-
coming from the ranks of the new
army. The British regular, as a rule,
knew only the trade of soldiering.
RED LEAVES.
By Arthur L. Phelps.
ittle red leaves with your baskets of
wind,
Hurrying down to your market
town,
Go hurrying on, for I fear me much
Old Mother Autumn is dressing in
brown.
She is donning
Like beechen
limbs;
Barry on, little leaves,
laughing wares
May woo her yet from her
whiles.
Go scatter your wares
eyes,
And maybe she'll stir to
there,
And, holding you close to her heart,
will dance
In gold and crimson upon the air.,
--Canadian Magazine.
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GIVEN AWAY.
The Irishman's Answer Astonished
the Colonel.
There used to be a certain stern.
old colonel stationed at Aldershot who
was a great stickler for all the of-
ficers being acquainted with the
names and genealogies of the various
men of their troops. A well-known
jovial captain, who was never yet at
a loss for a reply to any question
asked him, was once put sublimely
through his facings.
"Captain Dash," said his superior
officer, surveying a posse of young
recruits, "what is this man's name,
and where does he come from?"
"His name's Brown, sir, and he is
e native of Derbyshire," remarked the
calm captain, prepared for any
amount of fabrication, but in reality
not knowing one single point upon
which he was, likely to be questioned.
"And this man—what is his name,
and where was he born?" was the
next inquiry.
"Oh, his name's Smith, and he's a
native of Devon," answered the
plunging captain, as coolly as though
he were telling the truth.
"Of Devon," repeated the colonel."
"Dear me!—my own native place. So,
my man"—acldressing the grinning
recruit -"you are actually from
Devon?"
"Faix, yis, yer honor; and troth it's
a grand place intoirely, so it is!" was
the repay.
The colonel fell back, very much
astonished, and Captain Dash had to
see him later on in private.
TURN OVER 'TIME
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PITZ�:LING TIIE SURGEONS. * � � ai
Why They Thought the Whistling a
awns e by ervi fine
Was Onions.
A Parisian journal tells of a young
Parisian who had long worn a
monocle in his left eye, and who had
continued the habit as an afficer. He
had been wounded, was cured, • :and
had asked to be returned to the front,
When he went to be examined, he con-
cealed the monocle, thinking he might
be charged with myopia in ono eye.
When the chief surgeon examined him
he said sharply, "Whistle!"
"The soldier whistled like a black-
bird.
"That's curious," said the surgeon,
and, calling a young assistant, he said
again to the soldier, "Whistle!" He
whistled again. "That's curious,"e
said the young assistant.
Another surgeon entered, and the
patient was called upon for the third
time to whistle.
"Ah," said the surgeon, "that's
curious."
"But," expostulated the soldier, "I
don't see why there is so much of
this, I'm not to serve as a locomo-
tive."
"It is all right," said the chief sur-
geon. "You may return to the front."
When the soldier arrived at his
regiment, he gave to the regimental
surgeon the note that had been given
him by the examiner. ' This surgeon
said in his turn, "Will you please
whistle?" He whistled. "That's
curious," said the surgeon.
It seems that when a man wears a
monocle it gives to his face the ap-
pearance of facial paralysis. The
whistling is a test. The facial para-
lytic cannot whistle.
When Nature Hints About the food.
When there's no relish to food and
all that one eats doesn't seem to do
any good is the time to make a turn-
over in the diet, for that's Nature's
way of dropping a hint that the food
isn'tq
the kind required.
For a number of years I followed
railroad work, much of it being office
work'of a trying nature. Meal times
were our busiest; and eating too much
and too ' quickly of food such as is
commonly served in hotels and res-
taurants, together with the sedentary
habits, were not long in giving me
dyspepsia and stomach trouble, which
reduced my weight from 205 to 160
pounds.
"There was little relish in any food
and none of it seemed to do me any
good. It seemed the more I ate the
poorer I -got and was always hungry
before another meal, no matter how
much I had eaten.
"Then I commenced; a trial of
Grape -Nuts food, and was surprised
how a small saucer of it would carry
me along, strong and with satisfied
appetite, until the next meal, with no
sensations of hunger, weakness or dis-
tress as before.
"I have been following this diet
now for several months and my im-
provement has been so great all the
others in my family have taken up
the use of Grape -Nuts with complete
satisfaction and much improvement in
health. •
"Most people eat .hurriedly, have
lots of worry, thus hindering diges-
tion, and therefore need a food that is
predigested and concentrated in nour-
ishment."
"There's a Reason."
Name given by Canadian Poston
Co., Windsor, Ont. '
Eder read the above letter ? A new
one appears from tinte to bine, They
are genuine, true, and fu11 of human
interest.
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BE CURED TO -SAY
OF BACKACHE
Your persistent back -ache can have
but one cause—Diseased Kidneys—
and they must be strengthened be-
fore the back -ache can be cured.
Your best remedy, and the quickest
to act, is Dr. Hamilton's Pills; they
cure kidney back -ache in a hurry.
Simply wonderful is the action of
this grand old medicine which for
liver, kidney and stomach disorders
has no equal. Dr. Hamilton's • Pills
will surely cure your back weariness,.
they will bring you appetite, color,
strength and good spirits. Being
purely vegetable they are mild, not
drastic. Get a . 25c. bottle of Dr.
Hamilton's Pills to -day.
GERMAN FIRE BALLS.
London Police Prepare for Gas
Bombs.
In recent raids by German airships
on London most of the bombs were
incendiary, carrying but a rsmall ex-
plosive charge. From this fact it is
now assumed that the Germans be-
lieve greater harm can be done to
London by a fireat fire than by drop-
ping bombs which mere explode.
"The "fire balls," as they are call-
ed, burst upon hitting their mark and
scatter a hot fire in a wide radius. It
is feared that in future attacks these
bombs may be followed by the so-
called "gas -bombs," which in break-
ing would prevent firemen and police
from approaching any building set
afire by the "fire balls."
All the police in the outskirts of
London and in all coast towns are
now supplied with a new type re-
spirator which though simple in con-
struction will permit them to safely
enter a region filled with poisonous
'gas. The new respirator consists of a
heavybandage, a e saturated with a
g
chemical compound which neutralizes
the poisonous fumes. Although Lon-
don is inclined to laugh at reports of
a wholesale gas bombardment, it is
said that many of the more timid
householders have secretly purchased
these respirators and always keep
then near at hand.
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BRITAIN'S GREAT RESOURCES.
Can Continue Fighting For a Long
Time. mutilated before exposure to the cop -
The British were not bankrupted by per solution, The mutilation alone
the Napoleonic wars, although the
average income per head was only
$75 and the taxes took $15 of it. The
average income last year was $255
and the average per capita tax was
only $17.50. The population has in-
creased not quite two and a half times
in the past hundred years and the
national' income has increased nine
times, says the Philadelphia Ledger.
It is evident that the nation has re-
sources enough to continue fighting a
long time. 1t is evident, also, that the
British citizen is willing to pay what-
ever taxes the Government may levy.
He is reading the budget estimates
with calmness and preparing to pay
the new taxes as the price of success.
While the Germans are talking of vic-
tory the British are preparing to
spend their last shilling before they
will surrender. Their ability to pay
their share of the new loan floated in
America is �.p undoubted.
On the average married women live
two years loner than single ones.
IT CURES RHE JMATISIVY.
Thousands of people, chuck full of
the joy of living --happy, glad, bright
people, that Nerviline has .cured of
their pains, an tell the same wonder-
ful • story of its power to drive out the
aches' and tortures of rheumatism and
kindred ills.
"My goodness, but Nerviline is a
miracle -worker," writes Mrs. Char-
lotte Chipman, mother of a well-
known family residing at Mount
Pleasant. "Last month T was so crip-
pled up with sciatica and muscular
rheumatism as to be almost unable to
do a bit of housework. My joints
were so stiff and the muscles so
frightfully sore that I even cried at
times with the pain. For years we
have used Nerviline in our family
and i' lust got busy with this wonder-
ful, good old liniment. Lots of rub-
bing with Nerviline soon relieved my
misery and I was in a real short time
about my work as usual."
No matter where the ache is, no
matter how distressing the pain you
can rub it away with Nerviline. For
forty years it has been curing lum-
bago, selatica, backache, colds, chest
trouble and all sorts of winter ills.
Keep a large 50c. family size bottle
handy and you'll be saved lots' of
trouble and have smaller doctor bills.
Small `trial size 25c. at dealers every-
where.
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CHICKENS SIX CENTS EACH.
Eggs Offered at Three Cents a Dozen
Near Hankow.
Prices of eggs, chickens and other
poultry are so low in the Yang-tse-
kiang Valley, China, that an English
company has developed a large busi-
ness in shipping such products. to
Great Britain.
Virtually every Chinese family in
the remote country districts, as well
as in the towns and cities, keeps
chickens. The price of eggs in the
villages accessible to river transpor-
tation is now about 3 cents gold a
dozen. Spring chickens sell for about
6 cents gold each. In remote interior
points, where copper coins are still
largely in use, the prices are much
lower.
Many of the eggs purchased along
the Yang-tse-kiang are dried for the
use" of bakers in Europe and other
parts of the world. The whites and
yolks are dried separately.
4.
1)On'tAgr, It
Plense Don't Stir It.
For' Goodness' Sake Don't Stir
Dr. Jackson's Roman Meal Porridge.
If you do it's spoiled. Read and
follow directions on package. For
early breakfast, make while getting
evening meal, in a double boiler or
set boiler in basin of boiling water.
When you get up, light gas under
boiler, allow inner boiler to set in
boiling water without stirring while
dressing. • Your breakfast is ready.
It's delicious, very nutritious, pre-
vents indigestion and relieves con-
stipation or "money back." All
grocers, 10 and 25 cents.
Her Reply.
A benevolent citizen, while walking
along the road, spied a little tot weep-
ing. So he walked up to the child
and said: "Now be a good boy and
stop your crying." The child replied,
"I can't." "But why can't you?" "I
can't." `Well, here's a penny. Tell
me why you can't be a good boy and
stop crying." "'Cause I'm a girl."
WOMEN'S NATIONAL ANTIS M.
Dear Editor,—While in London re
cently I came in tough with a little
incident, which 1 think will interest
you.
I attended, one day, at noon, a re-
cruiting meeting in front of the Man-
sion House. A great crowd of men
and women listened to the recruiting
sergeants, all of whom had "clone
their bit" at the front,
A lady, with a magnificent voice,
sang patriotic songs, which perhaps
were more effective than the speeches
of the recruiting sergeants. At the
close of the meeting, it was announcd
that after singing "The King," the
lady would sing "The Woman's Na-
tional Anthem."
Then, in splendid voice, she sang:
"God save our splendid men,
Send them safe home again;
God save our men.
Keep them victorious,
Patient and chivalrous,
They are so dear to us;
God save our men."
Minard's Liniment Cures Garget in Cows
Poisoned Seeds.
Observations on plant variation
from poisoning of seeds have been
reported in France by Professor A.
Jungelson. After being placed for
one to twenty-four hours in a dilute
solution of sulphate of copper seeds
of maize were planted, and a con-
siderable proportion yielded abnormal
spikes, the percentage of the abnor-
mal plants being greatest among
those from seeds that had been de-
prived of their seed coat or otherwise
produced no change in the character
of the plants. The more intimate the
contact of the poison the greater was
the tendency of the plant to take on
new forms.
As she sang, every man 'stood, un-
covered, and with bowed head, and
there were not many dry eyes.
I think it would be a good thing if
the women of Canada would learn this
as "The British Women's National
Anthem," for surely it is the prayer
of every loyal British woman.
After the meeting, I went up to
the singer, handed her my card, and
asked her for the words she had just
sung. When she saw that I was from
Montreal, she said, "Oh, I sang in
Montreal, and I will be glad to send
the words to the women of Canada."
She wrote them, on the back of the
blue envelope which contained my
passport.
Very truly yours,
A CANADIAN.
ED. 7.
ISSUE 46—'15.
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Cure
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Never . known to
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pain In 24 hours. Is
soothing, healing;
takes the sting right
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!Quick, safe and sure as Putnam's Pain-
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Where -25c. per bottle.
Novel Atomizer Size of Watch.
A recent.novelty is as pocket atom-
izer in the shape of a watch. The
head or top ha's a small orifice, and
the spray is produced by pressing on
the flexible metal sides. A miniature
funnel is provided for the filling,
which is done by unscrewing the
head. Another atomizer consists of
a small cylindrical pump mounted on
a cork so as to fit into any bottle and
thus avoid handling of the perfume
from one bottle to another. A plung
er at the top serves to produce the
spray from a side orifice. The tube
which descends into the liquid has a
second or telescoping end so that the
tube can be extended down as far as
the bottom of the bottle and thus
take up all the liquid.
Minard's Liniment Cures Distemper.
267 Potatoes From One.
Having a remarkable number of
spears, a potato grown at Northwood,
Kent, England, was cut into 23 pieces
and planted on April 21. Each piece
grew, and when the crop was dug up
it was found that the single tuber had
produced 267 potatoes, about 30 lbs.
in weight.
Limited.
s Liniment Co.,
Gentlemen,—In July 1905 I was
thrown from a road machine, injur-
ing my hip and back badly and was
obliged to use a crutch for 14 months.
In Sept., 1906, Mr. Wm. Outridge of
Lachute urged me to try MINARD'S
LINIMENT, which I did with the
most satisfactory results and to -day 1
am as well as ever in my life.
Yours sincerely,
his
MATTHEW x BAINES.
nark.
Military Mems. •
To the victors belong. the spoiled
towns and villages.
Are the Russian army costs charged
to running expenses?
Speaking of soldiers, a body of
burglars should make a crack corps.
• And a corps of stokers should be
able to advance under a hot fire.
Why do soldiers need blankets
when they can cover themselves with
glory on the field?
11¢inai is Liniment Curer! Diphtheria,
At Target Practice.
A new recruit was out for target
practice, and his target seemed the
only point in the landscape quite safe
from his bullets. "Great Scott! my
man," said an officer, hurrying up to
him, "where are your shots going?"
"I don't know, sir," replied the new
recruit, confidentially; "but they all
left here all right!"
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WINNIPEG MONTREAL.
The Memory Cult.
The new system of memory train-
ing was being taught in a ,village
school, and the teacher was becoming
enthusiastic.
"Well,' for instance," said the
teacher, "supposing you want to re-
member the name of a poet, Bobby
Burns. Fix in your mind's eye a
picture of a policeman in flames,
See—Bobby Burns."
"Yes, I see," said the bright pupil,
"But how is one to know that it does
not represent Robert Browning?"
You will find retie[ in Zari-Buis
it eases the bul'ning, stinging
pain, stops bleeding and brings
ease. Perseverance, with Zang..
Buk, means cure: Why not prove
this ? AU Druppisre and Storee.--
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varieties and grades. t.a:n also use few
cars of. apples in bulls. H. W. Dawson,
Bra. nip ton.
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Why not make trapping profitable by
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