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Zurich Herald, 1922-01-12, Page 2(COPYrig1t bY Mt1Shbil Company) CHAPTER X,—(Cond.) "Tell me just what he said to you, Blatch," said Kendrick, refasing a eigar and filling his pipe. "no said he 'gave you the envelope to mail end that yea hid it for him in a hollow stump near the water - tank at Thorlakson Siding when Wade mine alter it. He said that Wade and Cranston gave 'both of•you the third degree and that you lit into Wade and gave him one awful ea ing down o not accepting your word that you hadn't seen any envelope and knew nothing about it. He said it made Wade so mad that he net only fired Podmore but told you also that you couldnt work for the C.L.S. another minute, so it was no use you rejoining this survey party you, were with. It's a swell kettle of fisla you've got into, Phil. What's your untie going to say to all this?" "Nothing. 'Unless you tell him he won't know I've bumped into this mix. He's got enough worries of his own without bothering about me." "But il Phs---" "Listen, Match. I know what was in that envelepe and where it came from. I want to know where Uncle Milt stands in connection with this eampaign-fund money, an,d I want to know what Podmore is trying to des What did he want?" "Podnaore isn't -as clever as he thinks he is," Ferguson laughed. "He actually came here to see if he could work out a little -graft proposition by threatening to expose a deal which he imagines has taken place between the Alderson C,onstruction Company- and y -our" uncle. His mind works that way. t He thinks everybody is a,s crooked ea himself and that all governments are' like the late Rives administration.' Well, he knows different now." "Then no such deal is in-volvecl? "Good heavens, Phill Surely you ' didn't think that? Neither your uncle nor the Party cares a hang about this money of Nieldeby's or Aldersonts, or whoever owns it. Were not interest- ed in what becomesof it. There's been no deal of any kind." • "That's all I want to knoW, Match," said Kendrick, rising. "It's just one of these things a fellow bumps into now and then, and if Uncle Milt need- ed my help at all I wanted to know it, that's all. I know he's absolutely on the square, of course." "Absolutely," assured Ferguson earnestly. ."Your uncle is one of the hardest working, most conscientious and high principled public men of.the day. Phil, and perhaps. I have had greater opportunity of knowing that than rnest. No man can hold high public office, seemingly, without pay- ing the penalty of prominence—petty jealousy, envy, deliberate misrepre- • sentation, even underhand attacks upon his character. A certain class of political aspirant seems to look on that sort of things as part of the game, andt you don't ''ant to believe all you see in some newspapers aruond election time. That's the way it's been. But false accusation never yet downed an honest man, Phil. Remem- ber that." As Kendrick noted the expression on the lawyer's face he thought to him- self that in spite of the marks of dis- sipation which marred it, there was a finer side to Blatch Ferguson's char- acter which few would suspect. "Please say nothing .about my con- nection with Pochnore, Match. It was an un•avoiclable unpleasantness which is now ,over. Some day soon when I have more time I'll drop in and give you all the details," Miss Margaret Williams was no- where about, he noted, as he took his departure. Kendrick caught the next Terry across the bay to the Island and walk- ed in on his uncle's housekeeper. He found that once more he had the big summer residence to himself, that his uncle had taken a flying trip to New York. Met meant that his aunt would be alone in the summer cottage at Sparrow Lake except for the ser- vants, and he deCided suddenly to run up and see her that very evening. Mter glancing through a. slight ac- cumulation of mail he 'changed to out- • ing flannels end hied to the boathouse for an hour's run in the lauruoh—out through the Eastern Gap into the open • lake, where he could cut away across miles of blue water that danced in- vitingly in the golden sunshine on. and on to the horizon's 'clear rine All alone out there with the wash of the water, the steady. undertone of the engine throbbing. an his ears and the cool breeze iblowmg through his hair, he could so•rt out his thoughts. They were incliped to tangle. He had yet to elan, how he Would proceed to obtain the information which I3en Wade wanted in regard to 3. C. Nickleby. The railroad exeeutive had traced Certain, consignments of cheap whisky which had teen run through • y. _901102,:vxtigrgraps i .the northern fart of the provinee"ana had &MI isuspieions as to the source from which the bootleggers wee obtaining funds. If the heck which had attended Phil's ,Sest effort, to !earn what Podmore was planning held good, it ought not to be difficult; but there vvouldl be no Match Perguson to help him out in ti task which would call for the utmost circumspection. Podinore ceuld be dismissed as of the brood of Esau, willing to sell to the highest bidder anybody's birth- right upon whith be could lay heeds. Perguson's confident assuranee- that the stolen campaign fund contribution —iithat was what it had been intend- ed to be—implicated the Government in no way, could be aocepted, without question, Had it been otherwise, Fer- guson weld have been galvanized to aetioo of sortie sort, At any rate, the „midden diSappertralice a the money before it reeehed its, destination • eliminated it so far as the Govern - in on t, was oencerried. This much was elter t endrielt. Beyond sesseiseeing gteatly how sect a As rf meelted, , the briel eeased ebruptly 4114 fiellf ANSIIY; A deedetlek snapped sit the edge of the. elearinge It seended like the Import et a sneall pistol Arid as ICendrlek einiled at the start the sound gave hiai ,he eve.s sub- consciously aware that the belle -Wings ef the frogs had stopeed, Ris• glen,ce in the direction of the eesand ,wae purely auteneette, but his attention was nvetted intently by 4 ineveinent rnbn the tre substantial warn as fifty thousand dole thinaed eat against a • ack - lare could drop from sight mysterisiiverinh ous- ground of the leke, ly without creating general excite- • There was no mistake but it. The silent, he dismissed the matter as oat- slinking figure of a man wee visible side his immediate coneern. If the against the water. actual money had been in Wad'e's pea- (To he continues.) session, as Podneore had been led to ---,ea. believe, Phil would have been more TeachEurope to Eat Corn. perplexed about it; even Wade's evi-1 dent inseee knowledge of the transac- Europe Is hungry Its people neva- tion was sufficiently raystifyieg. That days are glad to get any kind of food probably was part of the "puzzle" that will fill theeempty stomachs Which would be divulged in due Hence the time seems tamable ter course. Kendrick knew that in the teaching them to eat Amerioan corn. modern business world with its con- i Efforts in this direction in .the pest stant clashes between powerful fin- have not met with much $1.10CeSS, Noth- ancial interests there were many undercurrents which • a young man Ing is more difficult than to persuade fresh from college could net hope to poopie to eat a thlug tb'at is new t� to them. Wheo, during the famine of gauge, He was eontent, therefore, accept Wades s.9aperior judgement 1848, the T_Tnited tats shipped cern to without question, to follow instruc-; Ireland, reports were circulated that tions faithfully, secure in the knowls, consumpteon of that kind ot grain by edge that 13enjamin. Wade was a man human beings "turned them into nig- of the highest integrity. • gers." TMs, It was said, was the, rea- The railroad presid'ent had gone on, son why there were so manyeg N roe to Montreal and beyond delivery of in the United States. •ere— a letter to Nathaniel Lawson and the, Corn is extensively grown in Italy obtaining of en answer to it his final • instructions to his new secretary had been simple. "If you can get Nat Lawson to tell you his story, Phil, you'll spend one interesting evening," he had suggest- ed. "Good business for youto know all about the Interprovincial. Use stale quickly. your own judgment and good luck to you." There was no hurry about °ailing on Lawson; it could wait till he got back from this rush visit to Sparrow Lake. But what about this girl in Ferguson's office? What a pippin.! Phil was unable to decide whether she had been listening at the keyhole be- cause she had gone there for that very purpose or whether he had surprised and Rumania, but in those countrieS' it is prepared as a sort of porridge,' and cornbread is practically unknown, European hoesearivea ere net much given to hot breads, and cold corn- bread is not palatable. Besides,„ it gaias In 1900 the United States Department of Agriculture ergantzed an exteneive corn "drive" in Europe. Small stovee were set up in grocery shops in many towns in England, and bread, griddle- cakes and other preparatiena of maize were served free to all comers. But the crusade was a failure. New, however, the TT. S. Department • her merely taking advantage of acci- dental opportunity to satisfy her curiosity. She interested him greatly —probably because she was So pretty and had rebuffed him so unmistakably. He amused himself by absurd specu- lations about her. If she did have a definite object in spying on Fergusoa, the solitaire •diamond on her engage- ment finger might be a bluff; her cheap manner, se out of keeping with tefinernent of feature and dress,— that might be faked likewise. If she were one of these female detectives you read about, who had hired her? Was she in the pay of Nickleby? If she were, it was Kendrick's duty to keep an eye on her, wasn't it? And she was a tonic for any eye! Phil laughed at himself as he put the wheel over and swung back to- wards home. He was becoming an utter fool! Darn girls, anyway! This was the second one on whem he had 'wasted thought—one probably a thief and the other a gum -chewing steno- grapher who Was going to marry • somebody in Buffalo! And that, too after each ,ha # told him quite plainly that ir he would just remove himself entirely from their ken they coelel go on living happily! Just because he had happened to meat these two girls under exceptional circurhstantes was no justifieation for placing them on pedestals. King Solomon had the right idea. Poof! the seven seas were. full of fish! With which swaggering philosophy did this strong-minded young man sweep all wernenkind from • his thoughts—all but Aunt Dolly, who had no equal anywhere in the world, He had left himself just enough time to get to the station without undue haste. Sparrow Lake was a popular summer resort for those who wished to forget the noise of the city and enjoy the quiet surroundings of forest and lake, where good fishing was to be •had m oombination with fresh mem daily and, vegetables in season. The cottage the Wrings had rented for the season was on one of the islands, and two hours later Phil was rowing eagerly over from the station landing. He let out a whoop like a wild Indian to announce his arrival and his aunt came running down to meet him, her gentle face alight with pleasure and surprise. He swept her up off her feet and kised her till her 'cheeks were wild -rase pink, very be- coming with her fluffy aureole of snow -'white hair. Arm in arm they went towards the cottage, talking and laughing. The two were very near to each other and he had a lot of interesting things to tell her. • He knew she would be de- lighted) to learn, of his new positiot as Ben Wades private secretary, and she was; but he was careful to keep from her any details of recent happen- ngs a wou e a e to eause her th t Id b 4)1 anxiety. The eonversation arranged, its own itinerary over such a wide intestines. The process of digestion cannot chew Properly. range of topics that it was late that continues in both, so that foods that Foods differ in what they supply. evening before they had "talked them- the saliva or jukes in the oesophagus Some, when digested, furnish power, selvlesi to a standstill," as he put it. did not act upon are taken care of others repair the waste of body tissue, Phil did not feel sleepy. Instead of by the juices of the stomach, o; if othets ide both. retiring at once he lingered on the net by them, by those in the small' Eggs, the lean part Of meat mills' screened balcony just effi his room and it n es nes. Finally, the body gete ria the gluten) of wheat, and beans', peas afinal pipe o• c)(3' f tobac B k ' f the waste and of whatever food it and oats are among the foods that the the 'two-aileetermus young wo- -Ft • mar•ale•-a-a-••••e- , • T • • • of Oosiemerce la going to try te Intro - dee core grits ever there: Europeans; eet a great ' deal et bilekwheat, ride' ax Peer' barley; awl surely corn grite, prepared in the selae way, ought to be ecCeptable. One reason urby the people of Eur - pe rejected corn flour was that it (4ii est keep well; but corn grits, will keel) as well an any other cereal product. During the last year relief orgeniatis eerie over there have used large quen- titles of earn grite, which,. Prepared by boillee, proved highly aeceptasee, Coen grits can be delivered in Eur- ope at half the °est of any other cereal seed, Ite cheapesee reeommends it at present. " • • A reat Machine. „ . Septum% N,Vagge met his Chum the !`I say, Bill, 1 watched a wonderful machine at oue shop this morning," "And how does, it work?" asked Bill. "Well," was the reply, "by means Of a Pedal attachment, a fulcrurnea lever converts a Vertical reciprocating mo- tion Into a circular movement. The principal part of the machine is a huge 'disc that revolves in a vertical plane. Power is, applied through the axis, of the disc, and Work is done on the peri- phery, and the harfist substance, by mere inipaet, may be reduced to any shape." "What is this wonderful machine?" asked Bill. • "A grindstone," was the reply. Endless Chain.' • "Hello, old chap--laought Pd. just drop in and see about that unbrelia you borrowed from me last week." "Very sorry, old man, but I've lent It to a friend. Were you wanting it very badly?" "Well, no, I w,asn't; but the chap I borrowed • it from says the owner wants it." Minard's Liniment for Colds, etc. 1 About the House A Wholesome Diet As An Aid to Beauty. The girl who understands the nec- essity of hygienic habits of eating will not injure her health or :her looks by eating improperly. The body, through the energy that it uses to live, s constantly tearing down the tissues of which it is Made. Therefore, if it is to go on living it must constantly rebuild those tis- sues. Food is the material by means of which that rebuilding takes plaSe. It is also the source -of the heat of the body, without whieh no one co. d saoi keep alive: The componentsta itain foode, combined with the-Axygen in the blood, produce heat. To insure perfect health the blood must be 111, vigorous circulation. One reason for that is that the blood is the agent that carries nourishment from the food that you eat to all parts of the body. But, since the blood ean- not take up and use food in the form 'in which it enters the body, it is the body'a business so to change the food that it ean enter the blood stream, and to discharge it into the blood stream. That process is known as digestion. Briefly, it takes place as follows: When you pet food into your mouth the teeth, the tongue and the saliva. break up and soften the solid por- tions. The saliva also absorbs certain properties in the food -that are sus- ceptible to its aetion. The chewed food then enters the oesophagus—a muscular, elastic tube that connects the -Mouth with the stomach. There various digestive jekee, poured out by thousands of small .glande embed- ded in the walls of the tube, act onT the food and draw from it nourishingl properties that were not soluble in the saliva; and the muscles in the tube/ squeeze the food so that the jukes, ean 'more readily act upon it. The kind of muscles that line the walls, of the tubet-and that are also present M the stoniach and in the intestines, are called "inv.:dun:Lary" muscles; that is, they move when it is necessary, without any conseious action on your part, just as, your heart beats without war doing anything to make it beat, When the food leaves the oesophagus digstive juices, and consequently poor digestion. Don't overeat at meals. It distends the stomach and 'produces an excess of fat. If you are doing brain work, do not eat three large meal‘s El, day. Persons who do heavy muscular work require a greater quantity of food. Do not eat much fried food. Frying glazes the surface of food, and so makes it difficult for the digestive juices to penetrate it. But roasting end broiling soften' the food to an easily digested condition. An excess of perspiration interferes c ith the eecretien of digestive juices,. therefore do •not eat- imrnediately after you have exercised and :perspir- ed freely. Since food geeeratea heat eat less in hot weather than in cold. The condition of the nerves affects digestion. When you are tired they cannot do their Share of work. Rest half an hone or so after hard work and before a hearty meal, otherwise You are likely to, feel dull after it. Don't exercise within an hour after eating. In that time the digestive organs need the blood, which exercise would draw to other parts of the body. • Drink plenty of water, foe it will keep the body clean and the blood active. • It is all ,right to drink moder- ately with your meals if you do not let your food slip down without prop- erly chewing it, or if you do not eat too fast. Water taken between meals, and especially soon after getting tip in the morning, is very beneficial. A Certain amount of coarse feed, which stimulates the muscular action of the intestines, is essential to health. Green vegetables else wholesome be - Cause they contain doarse material in the form of cellulose. Other foods in which coarse matter is present are ' Oatmeal, fruit, Indian corn, Graham , flour, bran and whole wheat. t, Get plenty of exercise. Without • that your blood will be sluggish and !unfit to carry the nourishment Dud the body needs. Exercise ef the alb- dominal muscles is especially good, fa they are the mus,cles largely eon- ' cerned in digestion. Take care of your teeth. If they are diseased, digestion reeeives a it enters fixet the stomach, then thecheck at the very start, Bad teeth 'Oes not requite. provide ehenseterial for pp.t #ssues, It is easily semi that you owe it to IStarer .glig4; !resifts:a-like -apl year body to give it the kind of food Pies, pears and peaches—that Oontain that it tan readily digest—and the much sugar, potatoes and sugar beets kind that, when digested, will yield are some of the foods that give en,ere the largest return in energy—and to' gye Other desirable foods are butter, eat in :sueli a way that the digestive nets,olive all end the fat of meat. hush which but gathered, accentuation epparatus can do its work properly. Certain salts and water are essent,ial. from the raucous. bass of the bullfrogs First. keep your general health The salts rfurilish mueh of the mineral and eteitsional weird night soon& of good. All parte of the body are closely Part of g•rowing bones; therefOre birds and anitnels in the depths of the coaelated. If your nerves are out of ae,erig people especially should eat the Weeds, The deep, quiet was eppeeesive erder, if your blood is sluggish% the feeds that eontain. them—chiefly fresh after the -city's multitude of noisca. Earlier in the evening while he talked, „,,„1. (egos of digestion Will fail of their friiits and vegetables, and the coarse Tlaseefeses take sufficient exeri-IPants of grains, with his aunt he had remarked upon' ""— ,cise, put aWay ;Worry; get plenty of Finally, eesnembet that goad looks: 1th, depend much the great di.stinetriess with which the putt -putt of. a motor -boat somewhete alteP and l'athe 12`°13erfil I as well as good hea on the lake had eareied. Now when a at wellscoeked food, Good cooking upon intelligent eating. Thotigh yon flew to a hearby tree destroy$ 'disease germs and, by esalt exercise ..tiard and ,hatbe sortipuIeuelYe ite repidsfire fleng,wide insistent- itig feed appetizing, stimulates. the yet if yesi eat between meals, nibble ly: Whil?rWeel, whiPrweet. whir- digestive juices and ee makes foe at SOM6t9 41ild 'P'81"0.1fe of all kinds of weer!, whiPtvveel, whiptweel, whip'se thorough digattiora » • • "messes, your skin be blotchy "Go to it, old boy." nritirmueed D h./ Don't eat beeween meals. If yoti and "VildaVy" volir aSres 41011 and ,S1r4r with soree asseosansont, .ahoughts you will dull your amsetite, and that • whole PhasiCal PSISOnalYty kgg Ilea 45 t t his rrouniti weans a slu,ggish kettetion of the and heavy!' men to trouble his thoughts and he did not dismise them. The night was in harmony with mystery; also -there Was a rising moon, hung low, golden like a lamp, its dull glow lighting only the outer water spates. In that lake and forest eouetry Nature seemed to brood in a deep reca OS 0 S SU rise. r111. e Royal Bank of Canada,, GENERAL STATEMENT . nth NOVEMPER, 1923• LiASILITIES TO TFIE.PUBLIC: Deposits not bearing interest , :, $ 95,168,911.04 Deppaite beai•ing Intereat, ioeluding interest accrued to date of statement. '280,447,431.90 - 9375,616,343.64' Notes of the Bank in Circe/Mien - 31,,Aa0,337.1.4. 'Valance due to 1)orainion Government 26460,740.32, Balances due to other Banks in Canada 9 2,426.04 Balancee due to Banks and Baracing Correepondents in the United Kingdom and foreign countries 10,572,10640 . . Bills Payable . , . — . . • ,. ,..,. .. ..... 7 ..... . ' ..keeeptances under LeCters of Credit 10,574,531,14• 4,723,607.58 12,635,480.27 $457,211,049.60 TO PRE SEAREHOLDERs 20,400,000.00” - Capital Stuck Paid up • •"'• • • . • ' ...... ...... ^ • • • • on AAA AAA.Ari vl Reserve Fund • • . 905,044.98 Balance of Profits carried forward 5 21,306,044.0$ Dividends Unclaimed . .... .. . .... . 14,630.77 Dividend Nc1 137 (at 12 per cent. .... anntun), Pay.- • able December 1st, 1921 .... . .. . . . 610,623.00 Bonus of 2%, payable December let, I:921 ......... 407„082.00 •22,337,380.76 ASSETS Current Coin Dominion Notes .. . .. . • . .. .. United States Currency ancl oth.er 'Foreign . . Cur- rencies Deposit in the Central Gold Reserve" Notes of other Ba.nks Cheques on other Banits . . ... ... • .... . Balances due by Banks and lanking Correspon.cle‘ tits else -where than in Canada Dominion and Provincial Government Securities, not exceeding market value h Canadian IVIunicipal Securitics and Br tis , ore gn and Colonial Public Securities other than Can- adian, not exceeding market value ,... Railway e,nd other Bonds, Debenturee and—Stocks, •• not exceeding market value Call loans- in Canada, on' Bonds, Debentures and Stocks.... ......... . .. . . . . Call and Short (riot . exce4ding thirty day's) T:oans elsewhere than in Caned.: Other Current Loans and Discounts ir. Canada (less rebate of interest) .. ..... . ... •_., - Other Current Loans ant,' .11scotin.t. elsewhere than • in Canada (less rebate 'of interest) . . .1 . Overdue Debts (estimated loss'provided.fOr) 9500,648,429.75 $ 16,012,219.67 28,640,559.25 29,912,018.81 $ 74,464,797.63 12,000,000.00 2,323,510.11 21,594,382.76 24,080,818.88 24,060,584,08 9,832,512.43 16,128,520.60 13,080,429.50 . 24,543,074.57 9163,017,459.32 89,182,820,47 411,366.20 $222,603,630.58,, 9252,501.644.99 Real Estate other than Baak Premises 985,573.59 .. Bank Premises, at not more than cost, lass amounts written off,. 10,627,758.88 Liabilities of Customers under Lettere, of Credit, as per contra, . 12,535,480.27 Deposit with the Minister for the purposes of the Circulation Fund 985,000.00 Other Assets not included in the foregoing 349,341.481 5500,648,429.75 1 H. S. HOLT, EDSON L. PEASE, C. D. NEILL, 'President. Managing Director General Manager AUDITORS' cEstalinCATE We Report to the Shareholders cf The Royal Bank of Canada:. That in our opinion the tra.nsactions of the Bank which have come under our notice have been within the powers of the Bank. • That we have checked the cash and verified the securities of the Bank at the Chief Office on 30th November, 1521, as well as at another time, as required by section 56 of the Bank Act and that we found they agreed with the entries in the books in regard thereto. We also during the year checked the casa and verified the securities at the principal branches. That the above Bala.nce Sheet has been compared by us with the books at the Chief Office and with tile certified returns from the Branches, and in our opinion is properly drawn up Sp as to exhibit a true and correct vie*. of the state of the Bank's affairs aceording to the best of our information and the explanations given to us and as showe by the books of the Bank. _ That we have obtained all the 'information and explanations required by us. S. ROGER MITCHELL, C.A., . W. GARTH THOMsON, C.A., Auditors of Marwick, IViitchell and Co. JAMES G. ROSS. C.A., of P. S. Ross & Sons Montreal, Canada., 19th December. 1921. PROFIT AND LOSS ACCOUNT Balance of Profit and Loss Account. 30 November, 1920 .. . 9 646,928.20 Profits fpr the year, after deducting charges of rnanagembnt and all other expenses, accrued . interest an deposits, fnli provision for all bad and doubtful debts and -rebate of interest on unmatured bills , ., 4,027,836.49 . $ 4,584,764.69 APPROPRIATED AS, FOLLOWS: , Dividends Non 184', 185,-126 and 137 at 12% per ,annum , , , ., .... _ . , $ 2,436,488.07 Bonus of 2 per cent. to . Shoreholders 407,082.00 Transferred to Officers' Pension Fund 100,000.00 Written off Bank Premises. Account ..... 400,000.00 War Tax on Bank Note Circulation ... . ... . . 203,154.04 Transferred to Reserve Puna ... 132,996.00 Balance of Profit and Loss carried forward 905,044,98 . ----$ 4,584,764.09 RESERVE FUND $ 20,134,010.00 132,905.00 182,995.00 _ Balance at Credit, 30th November, 1920 , Prenduni on New-1911AV brass Account Transferred from r an Balance at Credit, 30th November, 1921 EL S. HOLT, EDSON L. PEASE, $ 20,400,000.00 C. E. NEILL, President Managing Director General Manager Montreal, leth December, 1921. Walking on Water. The ambition to walk on the sur- face of water is probably as cad as the desire of mankind to fly in the atr. We have solved the latter problem,and recent invention at least approaches a solutien_ot the former. "Water skates" as somebody has called them, in order to be satisfac- tory, must not be too cumbersome. A new invention, fairly acceptable in this respect, takes the form of a pair of lightweight aluminum cylinders, long, narrow, pointed at both ends, and covered with rubberized canvas. They are secured to the feet of the wearer by straps, but in SUC11. VSISe that in case of an upset he can readily detach himself. Beneath the cylinders are paddles, which are so hinged as to flatten when the leg Moves forward, opening on the backward movement to give the requisite propulsion. The wearer has only to go through the_srdinary mo- tions of walking, and -his "water skates" carry him ahead. A xriodification of this invention em- ploye, instead of the paddles above described, a small paddle wheel at the rear, whieh •is operated not by leg movements, but by the feet. The Better Way, Gertie Guess, aged five, was en, amoured of the baby next door. 'Yesterday she interviewed her moth- er uptin the.practicability of having it baby sister. other own. ' The mother was, sympathetic, but pointed out that babies are expensive. . "How much would a baby east?" , asked Miss Five -Year -Old. . "Oh, I don't knew just how much, but a great deal!" her mother Answer- ed, "As much as it player -plane?" the • y'ou4ge,moreesterpuramsuteh_d. a player -piano," was-;rhtielenia"travicaltMiee Gertie Guese cbe eisively, "we'd better get a player - piano. • 'Kat* off tho Track, It is elated that a faihrtl.Ytwthi tra. veiling at the rate ,otf 'one hundred miles ao hear could net be pillied•up lit it distance lees than two mllee. M tierces I. 11'100sta Used by Veteriparlei Found At Last. An Irishman went to Australia, look- ing for two of his brothers who had been out there for some years. Their names were Pat and Ted. Whilst walking out of the rail -way station he saw an engine, with the in-. scrlption: "Patented in 1900." "Begorrahl" he said, "01 have found. thim bhoys, afther all! 'They W.OZ boiler manufacturers, and they came out in 1900, too!" Women's hats are luxuries, and, therefore liable to the luxury tax, ac- cording to the Gerenan Minister of Finance. •-• al. or stutter att-oVcittohie'lloSitzve y. tur natural methods permanently restore naturakspeecli. Graduate pupils every - here. Free advice and literature. THE ARNOTT INSTITUTE KITCHENER, CANADA CORNS Lift Off with Fingers Doesn't hurt a bit! 1)rop it little ."Freezone" on an aching tote, instant- ly that cern Stops hurting, then shore, Iy you lift it tight. off with fingers.' Truly! Tett driiggist sells a tiny ,bottle of "FteergalleY' for a few eents, stiffitient to renieve eVery hard cOrli, soft, corn, • or corn between the toes, aral the-oal. Imes, Virithout soren.ese, or iriritteqon, iSsut No. i—Jgg,