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PaxviIIc ParaIlcl
By DAVID H. TALMADGE.
Nothing occurs in the great centres,
of the World that has not a parallel
in Pax file. Pose• :y sou would not
suspect it to look at Paxville, which
is a small railway station surrounded
at varying distances by one -storey
business buildings and unpretentious
dwellings, but you can substan`iate
the assertion readily enough if you
will take the treubie to mention some
incident of importance at the Paxville
}Solei or at the post office while the
morning snail is -being distributed:
For example, Rawley Briggs, a •
traveler who sells tractors and auto—
mobile supplies for a Michigan firm,
happened not long ago to relate a.
thrilling story of his brother's heroism.
at the Battle of the Marne. It was
really a good story and Rawley told'
it well, but he had barely finished when.
old Lafayette Higgins, who had been:
twitching nervously at his beard dur-
ing the narration, told how Bud Elliott;
chased a "hobo feller" clean off the'.
ranch last summer. Lafe's last word
was still warm from his whiskers
when Putney Reed told how he had
recently charged successfully upon a
party of melon thieves. Other remin
iscences quickly followed; and when•
Rawley Briggs had finally received his;
mail and had gone to the hotel dis-
gusted, recollections ,inspired by the
mighty charge at the Marne were still
flowing freely. '
Anything touched them off the same!
way; from heroism to holocaust there,
was always a case in point in Pax-'
ville. It was a little different from
other towns, at that. Man survives or
perishes by a process of comparison;
his interest in world affairs is aroused
only when they are similar to his own
private affairs. The application of
that principle, it 'may be said, has
made one or two country newspaper
editors tremendously success • if l's^I
success goes in the rural journalistic
field. Failure to apply it has ruined
one or two others.
Barker of the Paxville Gazette ap-
plied it. He was present with other
box peepers in the post office lobby
when Rawley Briggs told the Marne
story, and presently he followed R•aw--
ley to the hotel. He found the -sales-
man alone in the hotel office.
"You see, Rawley," he said ,"how
mind to let out a story in this town.
Our folks enjoy a story in some slight
degree for the story itself, but most-
ly they enjoy it for the opening ,it
gives then to tell their own stories."
"Their own stories—bah!" sno_'ted
Rawley. "They told no stories; what
they told were absolutely inconsequen-
tial, perfectly uninteresting anecdotes.
They have no genuine stories to tell,
of course, and I suppose they must let
loose what they have in the way of
substitutes; but it's annoying, Barker,
when a fellow tells about courage in
the face of great danger, accomplish-
ment in spite of great odds, and at
the cost of much sacrifice, to have
it lightly brushed aside by a bunch of
garrulous hicks. Why, man, my bro-
ther threw his very life into the thing!
It makes a chap sore."
"See here, Rawley." Barker put Iris
hand on the other's knee. "Had you
listened patiently to their stories and
pretended to like them, the tale of
your brother's heroism would have
been told at a dozen supper tables in
this town to -night. Pm sorry, but you
killed it because you were not willing
to pay the price. No one will hear
it to -night. The bunch over there
are already picking it to pieces. They
have agreed that it's too strong to
be true. No story can stand up against
a preconcieved determination to see
no merit in it."
''But my story, Brrker, was—"
"You_ story was all right enough.
It inspired a number of imitations,
which you should have accepted as/
flattering. You did rot choose to ac-
cept them in that spirit, however, and
the story failed to score. Furthermore,
Rawley, you are mistaken in your be-
lief that these people have no genuine
stories to tell. It is pretty much the
same_ bene nee e where, ,Ti. i zuluii—
ssue g,'bod ones are few; that is one rea-
son why they are good perhaps. But
things happen here just as they hap-
pen in other places.
"You remember when the President/
was taken home from his Western t
trip and put to bed. There was a big
fuss made. That was because he was=
President. But at about the sante time
Bill Simmons, who lives near the river
west of town. broke down in Ilowe's
store—flattened plumb out physically
a truck, Doe Taylor on the side of hint
I on the. other, When wee got him horn
and put to bed, and Doc wail fusain
over hien professionally, Mrs, Simplon
and 1 visited in Lire parlor,
"Mrs. Simmons had be a semi
invalid for yyers, and the two daugh
ters are also semi -invalids; but, Wil
liam, soAirs. Simmons informed inc
had always been perfectly Well, • Sh
burst into' tears when she told: the this
She cid not know what she and th
girls would .ever do now ' that , papa
was sick. Well, 1 could 'notsay much
I simply 'sat there and thought o
those three plump, pamperedwoinei
and poor old BM Simmons, with his
bent hack rand his thin face and hi
big, kind blue eyes, who had been giv
ingleirnself patiently, cheerfully, Nov
ingl ' uri'til 111 e. was "tailing more
to hive. When the filial review comes
Rawley, there will be some interest-
ing revelations. Big heroism; is not
always of the big places."
"You mean to infer, I suppose,
that—"
"Now, this Mrs. Bill Simmons had
a sister, another plump semi -invalid.
I never quite understood why she was
not added to Bill's hone burdens, but
he was spared that. She went away
to the city after Bill was married.
That was, after the old folks had car-
ried their groans and griefs into the
next world. A sister-in-law would
!have meant little more on less in the
life of Bill Simmons. He was that sort
t of chap. His wife was not backward
in letting it be known that she thought
she had married beneath her station,
and she brought up her daughters to
look upon Bill as a beast of burden
who had been unduly Honored by an
alliance with her family. Fine hone
atmosphere for a man, was..it not? I
figure that their state of mind doubled
the pan's difficulties. Her people vir-
tually cast her off when she married
Bill, and the sister-in-Iaw was tmnk-
ly disrespectful to him. She !snaky
ceased to speak to hint, and when he
bade her good-bye at the depot she slid
not answer. She thought she was
humiliating ham, I suppose. ti
"Then, perhaps silt: months later, she
telegraphed to her sister that she was
sick in a hospital and that an opera-
tion was imperative. She positively
had to have five hundred dollars. When
this telegram was referred to Bill, the
worm almost turned -almost but not
quite. He was not one to inflict his
troubles upon others. But he was in
a bad way financially himself, and he
had barely five hundred dollars. `Shall
I let Emma have it?' he asked me.
I said no, which is why, perhaps, he
sent it to her and got a job working
nights at the tile factory, in addition
to the work on his farm, -to make it
up.
`'Now, Rawley, old Bill needs help..
The doctor says he may get well if he
has a long rest and good care and
freedom from worry; but there is a
bit of interest overdue on his mort-
gage, and the bank folks are beginning
to feel ugly about it. Entma, your
wife, never paid back that five hun-
dred dollars or any part of it. I won-
der, Rawley—"
"Yeo wonder—what ?" aG'
"Hew i�iuch.of a hero yon are your-
self. Old Bill saved your wife's life
and almost lost his own in doing it.
Are you as Much of a hero as he? I
just want to know. It seeps to pie
that it is up to you. If Bill Simmons
had even the slightest inkling of what
I ani telling you he would grieve him-
self to death, I reckon. He feels that
he is sufficiently rewarded by his awn
conscience. Bill is a species of fool,
or would be rated as sutlh by most so-
called practical business men. Never-
theless, heroism is self-sacrifice..
whether it be on the field of battle or
elsewhere. How about it, .Dawley?"
The traveling salesman rose, went
to the window and stood for a trine,
then returned to his chair, The edi-
tor picked up a newspaper from the
table and appeared greatly interested
in its contents. Two men passed from.
the hotel dining room to the street,
Ten minutes went by. Then, sud-
denly the traveling salesman squared.
his shoulders and drew a long breath.
He took a cheque thook from his
pocket and a fountain pen.
"I'll put off buying the ear for an-
other year," he said as he filled out
the check.
He passed the slip of paper over to
the editor and wiped his eyes with his
handkerchief,
"I never knew much about niy wifes
relatives, Barker. I am glad you have
taken the matter up with Are.'
For an instant his teeth set together
firmly. Then he laughed and grasped
Barker's hand.
(The End,)
Thaw Pipes by Electricity.
For the use of progressive plumb-
ers. an electrical machine for thawing.
out frozen pipes has been developed.
,It ie n compact portable outfit and
when wanted for use has only to be
connected with the household lighting
circuit.
One advantage of this contrivance
is that it does away with danger of
fire. It consumes only about as much
energy as an electric flatiron. The
whole affair weighs only thirty-five
pounds.
The process of thawing the pipe be-
glns with turning on the faucet. Then
the workman selects the point nearest
the street and begins heating the pipe
in section, continuing anti] the water
at the faucet begins to run.
dangerous. it is to a man's peace of and otherwise. We took him. home on
Romantic istor y of Hudson Bay
In coming to earth near Moose Fac-
tory, at the soutbernmost point of
Hudson Bay, pilots of the United
States naval balloon which recently
was blown from New York city to the
frozen north in relatively a few hours,
stumbled on a country rich in the his-
tory and traditions of the picturesque
aid Hudson Bay Company.
Henry Hudson ---"Hendrik" Hudson
to his Dutch employers—was respons-
ible. strangely enough, for patting on
the map both the starting and ending
point of this recent chance balloon
trip. In 1609 he anchored his famous
Half A.Ioon close to the present loca-
tion of New York's Goddess of Liber-
ty, and the following year, stili search-
ing for the elusive Northsest Pass-
age, he sailed into Hudson Bay and
followed' its eastern shore south 10
near the present Moose Factory.
It was there in Janes Bay, the shal-
low southern arm of Hudson Bay, that
Henry Hudson suffered the keenness
of 'disappointment that can come only
to the world's great dreaamers. His
dream was to find a passage to the
"South Sea," and therefore a short
cut to India, 11.11au he sailed into.
7•iu.san Bay and found that it was a
great body of water he was sure his
dream was about to be realized, But
when he reached the shallow James
33ay, and nosing across, found that
there was a west coast to the great ex-
l:•anse of water. hie dream cause to an
end. •
It wigs on the shares of James Bay
tiret Hudson and his surly crew 'win-
tered following his discovery, and only
hurt distance to the north that the
,!at 7xplorer-nii't hie Ingle end the
.'gni ,ng, when bondd by mutineers
la, wee .at sdrifi in a small boar with
ieti of eien Siren, to perish,
• , 1'ieiulinriy of Gentlemen 1.d -
e f.: e:i„ 'fretting to Iludson's Bay," '
which carved dominion for Great Bri-
tain across North America, establish-
ed its first post near Moose Factory
soon after Xing Charles II. signed its
charter in 1670 and blithely made its
members "true and absolute lords" of
three-quarters of a continent, vested
then with trading monopolies, right
to pass laws and impose punishments,
and even gave them power to make
war on non-Christian peoples. During
the three and a half centuries since
that time Moose Factory has remained
one of the important posts of the Hud-
son Bay Company, gathering a rich
harvest of furs. It was the scene of
many raids and counter -raids in the
early days between the French and
the company's enplayees,
Hudson Bay is one of the most
characteristic features on the map of
North America, standing out as strik-
ingly as the Gulf of Mexico and cover-
ing almost as great an area. Though
it falls far short of furnishing a pass-
age to tie South Sea, as the early ex-
plorers hoped, its westerinost coast is
on tho very centre -line of the contin-
ent. Much of the surrounding terri-
tory of the bay is unexplored wilder-
ness.
On the west coast are Port Church-
ill, the bay's best port, anti about a
hundred miles to the south, Port Nel-
son. Both these ports aro to be con-
nected by railroads with Winnipeg and
the wheat and .cattle country to the
west. Sailing vessels ply Hudson Ba.y
between July 15 and October 1, and
steamers for a slightly longer Period.
When the railroads increase the im-
portance of the Hudson Bay ports it
is believed that ice -crushing ships will
make possible the shipping of cargoes
between June 166 and November 1, ]y
the Hudson Bay route Edmonton, Al-
berta. Is 1,000 miles nearer Liverpool
than by the Montreal 'route.
r,.
Annual Meeting of the
Royal Bank
Reports Show Bank in Strong Position * Total Assets
$594,670,013 --- Profits for Twelve Months
$4,253,649.24.
The statement presented to the shareholders of the Royal I3itnic of
Canada, .at the Annual Meetng, held at the Head Office of the Bank of
Montreal, on Thursday, January lath, was a most satisfactory one, as the
"year brought to a close on November 30th last was one of substantial growth
and the most su•ecessful in the history of this institution,
The Directors' Report was read by the General :i?aziager, Mr. C. Si. Neill,
as follows:
F, roflt: 'and. Zoos Account.
3alance, November 29, 1919 . , , - . , , - ' , $1,098,418,74
Profits for the year, after deducting Charges of
Management and all other Expenses, Aeerued
Interest on Deposits, full Provision for i:ll 13ad
and Doubtful
uuiil Debts and Rebate of Interest on 94,253,649.24
Appropriated ,as ,follows:
Dividends "Nos. 130, 131, 132 and 133 at 12 per cent,
per annum ,. 92,153,159.11.
Bonus of 2 per cent. to Shareholders 402,680.20
Transferred to Officers' Pension Fund 100,000.00
'Written off Bank Premises Account 400 000.00
War Tax on Bank Note Circulation 180,206.47
Transferred to Reserve Fund .... .1,507 005.00
Balance • of Profit and Loss carried forward
95,350,067.98
The assets of the bank have been, as usual, carefully revalued, in order to
make ample provision for all had or doubtful debts.
The total Assets of the Royal Bank are now $594,670,013.43, an increase
over last year of $61,022,928.58. The total deposits are $456,017,387.02,
the growth being $61,463,229.74, While a shrinkage is shown in free de-
posits, accounted for by the fact that on November 30th, 1919, there were
on hand large special deposits in connection withsubscriptions to the
Victory Loan, there is shown a substantial increase in interest-bearing
deposits, which is a particularly satisfactory feature.
An increase of not less than $52,951,830.00 in current loans is the result
of the policy of affording legitimate Assets to clients of the Bank during
a period of great trade expansion. The percentage of_ current loans, and
total assets, now stands at 48.16. The liquid position of the Bank is well
maintained, the liquid assets being 50.50% of Liabilities, and the actual
cash and deposits in banks being over 30% of the total Liabilities.
The Capital of the Bank has been increased during the year by the issue
of thirty-four thousand shares to shareholders. The reserve fund now equals
the capital and a very satisfactory increase in earnings has been made,
the net profits being $4,253,649.24, equal to 23.70% upon capital or 12.1%
of combined capital and reserve. The usual dividend end an additional
bonus of 2% has been paid to shareholders and a balance of $5.46,928,20
carried forward in profit and loss account. -
During the year seven new branches were opened in Alberta, seven
in British Columbia, five in Manitoba, two in New Brunswick, nine in Nova
Scotia, twenty-seven in Ontario, three in Prince Edward Island, 'nine in
Quebec, one in Saskatchewan, two in Newfoundland, twenty-two in the
West Indies, two in South America.
$5,350,067.98
Victory Crowns Persist Effort
A man must choose, again and a lesson from an examination of their
again, when disaster meets him and
has a bout with hint and spills' him,
whether he will stop right there or
whether he will get up and go on.
How can he quit and keep his self-
respect? How can he give up and
keep faith with his fellows? If he does
not carry on and do his part, he only
shifts to the shoulders of some one
else his bit of the general burden.
Anybody can keep a boat going with
the current; what tests the strength
and stamina is to row upstream. Ad=`
'.versitr brings out the essential,>char-
acter. In fair weather a weakling'
wears a shining face,,for his visage re-
flects the sun; but the strong man
keeps on smiling when the day is foul,
for the optimism is of his own making
and does not come and go according
to the weather.
Some men :ire smitten by a pang of
jealousy to hear of another's success
in a place where they fell down and
failed: It would be more to the point
if the} :.studied the reasons for the
other's victory and read to themselves
own defeat.
. But no postmortem is profitable un-
less it leads straight to a decision to
try once more.
It will do no good whatever to sit
grieving. The busy world rushes on;
it has no time to give ear to a hard -
luck story—though in cases of acute
distress its heart is far from hard and
its sympathy is touching and magnifi-
cent. .
But it expects a strong man to clam-
ber out of: tltte slump and show the
stuff that is. ill bin by refusing to he
downed. -
The rewards go to those who keep
at It, All history is hestudded with
the instances of those who were val-
orous and persistent, for whom the
tide turned at last.
You could not keep then broken
and dispirited; you could not hold
them down. They were like that giant
of the old fable, Antaeus, who came
into contact with earth only to rise
stronger and still more gigantic.
Give Us Men.
Give us men!
Fresh and free and frank;
Men of thought and reading,
Men of light and leading,
Men of royal breeding.
The nations' welfare speeding;
Men .of faith and not of fiction;
Men of lofty aim and action;
Give us nieu-1 say again—
Give us men!
•
Give us nen!
Strong and stalwart ones;
Men whom highest hope inspires,
Men whom purest honor fires,
Men who trample self beneath them,
Men who make their country wreath
them,
As her noble sons,
Worthy of their sires!!
Men who never shame their mothers,
Men who never fail their brothers,
True, however false are other's!
Give us men! I say again --again
Give us men!
Give us men!
Men who, when the tempest gathers,
Grasp the standard of their fathers
In the thickest fight;
Men who strike for home and altar
(Let the c.rowd cringe and falter)
God defend the right!
True as truth, though lora and lonely
Tender, as the brave are only;
Men who tread where saints have trod.
Men for country—hone—and God!
Give us men! I say again—again
Give ns such men.
—Tlae Bisbop of Exeter.
Teacher: Grace, give an illustration
Brow old along with me. the nest is of a miracle." 'Grace: `tIf 1 should sal'
yet tohe.--Browning. my brother George if be would have
_____ .. another piece of mince pie incl he
It's better to be a "has- e lic`:,n„ than should rely 'No, thank ;you, I've hal
a "never wasr' enough,' that would be si n17i'acle.
Minard's Liniment for Burns, etc. t;7nard's Liniment Relieves Colds, etc.
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Talking Clock.
A clock with neither dial nor hands
but which tells the time satisfactorily,
has been. constructed by H. Ilart-
niann, of New York city:
It tells the time with a voice, speak -
ring every fifteen minutes. There is,
of course, a phonograph inside, the
voice record being carried on a band
of film, If desired, pressure on a but-
ton will cause it to repeat the time,
A gale becomes a hurricane when
its velocity exceeds seventy-four miles
per hour.
You will immensely improve
the tastiness of dishes and
add tremendously to their
nourishing value If you use
plenty of
COARSE SALT
LAND SALT
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TORONTO dALT WORKS-
C. J. CLU TORONTO
CHINESE WEDDING A
GEORGEOUS AFFAIR
DESCRIBED BY ONE 'OF
THE GUESTS.
Merchant Outshines the Splen.
dors of the Old Empire in
Magnificent Settings.
An unusuiil and :mast elaborate
Chinese wedding ceremony which took
place in Rangoon recently wai3 that of
the daughter of Lin Chiu Tseng, Chin-
ese merchant and ship owner, which le
described in the London Daily Mail by
one of the wedding guests.
The palace of the Chinese Merchant
is known as "Dreamland." here, ac-
cording to the article, he lives with all
his sons and daughters and brothers
and sisters and cousins and`aunts and
all other relatives who can show right,
ful claim to relationship. There are
so many of them, in fact, tbat lie mato
tains twelve motor cars for their use. • -
When the guests arrived in "Dream-
land" they found the bride alone at an
altar engaged in a religious ceremony.
She was dressed in magnificent robes
and on her head wore a gold crown
eight inches high, which even in the
palmiest king and queen -days was con-
sidered to be some height for a crown.
But this particular crown extended in
both directions, as it were, for all
around it hung long ornaments, which;
hid the face of the little bride, blush.
ing under her careful makeup, to a
point just a bit below the mouth. She
wore enough diamonds to outshine are
opera singer, and not one. of her fins
gens lacked the adornment of a ring,
Bridegroom's Robe of Blue and Gold.
When the happy and doubtless also
fortunate bridegroom arrived six Chi-
nese
hinese musicians began working over
weird looking instruments and pro-
duced what they called a sang of wel-
come to the bridegroom, who was at-
tired in a robe of blue and gold. AY -
ter the two principals had advanced to
greet each other, the bride retired to
an ante -chamber, where all the guests
filed by to congratulate her. After
this was over everybody went into the
bridal chamber, which contained a
bed enveloped in pale pink sine and
lace, looped back on each. side with.
silver embroidered curtain loops. A.
bolster of the same material divided
the bed. On the bridegroom's side
was a silver salver filled with tobacco.
To look at him nobody would have
thought that he was such a heavy
smoker as that. After the guests haat
examined the bridal chamber a num-
ber of Chinese girls skipped in andens
tertained the guests with dancing,
Famous Last Words.
"I wonder if it's loaded. I'll look
down the barrel and see."
"`Oh, listen! That's the train
whistle,Step on the accelerator, and
we'll try to get across before it comes,"
"They say these things can't posat-
bly explode, no matter how much you
throw them around"
"I wonder whether this rope will
hold my weight."
"`It's no fun swimming around in
here. I'm going out beyond the life
lines."
"Which one of these is the third
rail, anyway?"
"There's only one way to manage a
mule. Walk right up in back of hint
and surprise him."
"That firecracker Hurst have gone
out. I'll light it again."
• "Watch me skate out past the '"Dau -
ger' sign. I bet I can touch It:"
"These traffic policemen think they,
own the city. They can't stop me.
I'm going to cross the street now. Let
the chauffeurs look out for me."
"What a funny noise that. snake
makes. I think I'll step on him.'-"
"I've never driven a car in traffic be'
tole. But they say it's perfectly 'ltn-
ple,"
"I think I'll mix a Tittle nitric acid'
with this chloride of potassium and
see what happens."
She Knew Her Man.
Bullet Whey was late, very late, one
morning, and the teacher asked him'
how eoule.
And Bullet explained:
"Maw heard thet the sheriff arrest-
ed a man at the creamery this morn-
ing for cruelty to animals, fer keep -
in' a dirty stable, for waterin his milk,
and fer benne' his barn to git the In-
surnnce, and maw sent me to the jail
to see if it was paw." .
Mosquitoes Guard Gold,
Neither reptiles nor wild beasts are
half ns terrible to mankind as ineecte.
Mous never kept explorers,out of any
t'.puutr�,v, but there is in Colombia a
river rich in gold which 'nuliet be ex-
ploited beams° of the mosquitoes,
Persons who go there are blinded,
poisoned, tend presently tie.
The laws of nature are net enforced
by dilatory courts: your punishment
Begins the moment you break theist,.