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THE
I3EGIN HERE TO -DAY.
A. novelist, seeking nocturnal
venture, loafs one night upon a be
▪ Ii Hyde Park, London Coming
WAX LADY
his share of the job you did to -night;
ad- be says you have both figures in your
be
i ward hhn lw sees a little man carry
• 1 a huge cued:0 on his shoulder.
erVictoria (;ate the man is challen
A by a policeman, curious to knew
contents of the buudle.
.1t fhst the little pian is inipud
but finalle tells the policeman he is
'his way to his barber shop in Act
In the sac: he has a wax figure of
woman, .
Out of curiosity the novelist folic
'• the mar: to ;earn whether he is cut>'
irk, the teeth. When the man can
into a d:ruction of polite to the ro
to Actoe he challenges: him. The n
I like the people who keep shops,
Busy and cheerful folk with friendly
faces.
They handle lovely things—bulbs, seed
and flowers,
China and glass and gay -backed maga
zines,
Velvet and satin, foreign silks and
laces.
One keeps a stall that's good to see,
Of nuts and fruit the morning sunlight
dapples,
With dewy green things fresh from
country gardens,
Tomatoes, bloomy plums and figs in
baskets,
Melons and pears and red or russet
apples.
the ironmonger charms me, too,
With wholesome things of house and
ground for selling,
Rakes, hoes and spades, tin ware and
tacks and hammers,
And shining lamps that wait for kind -
]fig fingers,
A pleasant place for converse, good,
clean -smelling.
To serve us seems their only aim,
Asking our wishes, quick to crave our
I And yetI know in each of these shop
62a" "s people
There dwells a soul withdrawn from
H �ung The shop can never know—a secret
garden,
with
Your doctor will tell you
the old-fashioned wash -day
is one of woman's greatest
foes.
Strained backs, ugly hands,
jangled nerves and short
tempers—all come from the
everlasting rub -rub -rubbing
on the ancient washboard.
The modern way is to let
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Change the hard work of
washing to just rinsing.
Simply dissolve Rinso in
the wash -water, put in the
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emote and just rinse.
Let Rillso do your next.
washing.
Made by the makers
of Lux.
Change washing
into just
rinsing
l.at ;.i1$ No. 36e -'•g6,.
How can we guess who sees them so,
Behind their counters, writing down
our orders,
The hidden glades of thought, the fair S
surprises
That lie without our reach, the blue
horizons
Stretching for them beyond their
peaceful borders?
-W. M. Letts. b
Dickens's Last Letter, Denial q
of Irreverence, Sells for £40.
The last letter Charles Dickens ever
wrote has been sold at , auction for
R 40, a figure much below what was
expected. The letter, dated "G•ad's
Hill Place, June 8, 1870," is addressed "
to John M. Makeham, who had com-
plained that Dickens was thought to s'
have been guilty of irreverence in h
I some of his books. Dickens wrote in
reply:
"It would be quite inconceivable to
me bet for your letter that any reason-
' able reader could possibly attach a
Scriptural reference to a passage in a
book of mine, reproducing a much -
abused figure of speech, impressed into
all sorts of inappropriate occasions,
'without the faintest connection of it
with the original source. I am truly
shocked to find that any reader can
make the mistake.
"I have always striven in my writ-
ings to 'express veneration tor the life
and lessons of Our Saviour, because I I ■14'
feel it, and because I rewrote that his- I th
� tory for my children—every one of III T
III.
I followed: we were becoming
friendly, we two; besides, it would be
weal from my point of view to discover
where the other man lived. We were
fortunate enough to find a taxi, which
he InttDe roan prudently insister:
hould drive us to the Grand Central
Wien, out of which, after a moment,
we emerged to turn toward the north,
making for some mean streets. When
we reached the place, we, found it in
tomplete darkness. Only., one light
urned in the window opposite; from
N
possession. Surely you can prove it
to- by lettleg us come upstairs."
tng ``,Don't 'e talk beautiful," said the
�.t little man. "But that's what we want,
the Jim, and we're going up."
`Tin dire you're welcome," said
ent the black mustache, nervously eyeing
on niy bulk, "Come up and see."
on. • Rather surprised by this friendly
a reception, the went up to the first floor,
where a so-called sitting room was oa-
r cupzed merely by a table and a chair.
;nls 'Here burnt another candle. This'was
flee reinforced by a fire which still burned
re
well in'an odd grate. Though the
rst offers the man five pounds if
will report with him to the police z
tion. He notices that the man's fing • are stained with machine oil.
NOW GO ON WITH THE STORY
"Guv'nor, this is a do. There's
thing more to be said but to go 'o
And I'�I leave this lady 'ere. I-
no feelings for 'er." He raised h
foot to kick the gure to pieces, but
stopped him:
"Don't do that. , After all, she
rather pretty."
"Guv'nor!" shouted the little man.
"Not so loud," I said,
"I got another idea. I was the fir
to go. I don't think I made a nista
Them other figures I told you abo
was on the floor': My young woma
was on the table. Didn't think of
at first. Guv'nor, I' couldn't •'ave ma
a mistake. There's something el
G•uv'nor I got a feeling that I kno
what's 'appened: when I wasn't leo
ing, my mate picked up one of the
figures off the floor and put it on th
instead of mine just after I'
done. And off I went with this 'e
bargain. 'E stayed behind to clear up,
as 'e said, and 'e's walked off with the
whore of the swag. The—"
I did not speak for a moment. This
seemed quite possible. My man would
not have made • a mistake such as this.
He was still grumbling: "Guv'nor,
he said, fees:ing:ly, "the worst about our
profession is there ain't no 'onor in it.
But I'll get even with 'im."
"`What are you going to do?"
"I'm going round to 'ave a chat
with 'im. I'm going to bed now, but
I'll see 'im to -morrow morning, I will."
"Why wait till to -marrow morning
Isn't that a bad plan? • How do y
know he won't sell the stuff to -night?
"Guv'nor," said the little man,
don't know what your occupation is,
but you're wasted in ,,it. Off I go to.
Marylebone this very minute,"
he light was scanty, it was obvious that
ta- here nothing was concealed. In a
er corner stood half a doen petzrol tins,
which showed that theee experienced
• burglars occasionally used a car. The
n
little man went up to them and tapped
me, them' disconsolately. This yielded no -
got thing.
is "Now then, Jiro," he said, "I know
I you. Where 'ave you put them?" He
- I nodded to the door:> "Got 'em under
's your bed, I suppose."
"I assure you . ."
"Oh, . . ." he nodded to me "'Ere,
you, keep an eye on 'im."
st The •little man trotted into what
ke? must be a bedroom, while the black
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I mustache politely took the sack off the
figure and stood it on the table. He
remarked to me: "Funny, sir, what
strange ideas men get into their
heads."
I took no notice of him, for I was
curious to see what was happening.
I looked into the bedroom, where my
companion was striking matches and
swearing. Suddenly he gave a cry of
excitement; I followed him into the
bedroom; over the bed was a curtained
shelf. He had drawn the curtain
away: upon the shelf stood two waxen
figures, apparently identical with the
one we had brought.
"Ah, the—!" exclaimed the little
man, clutching at one of the figures.
He came back into the sitting -room,
clasping his burden, which he placed
upon the table. ``Got you!":he remark-
ed to the black mustache. "And you
shan't palm another dud figure on
me." He pressed his thumb upon the
waxen forehead 'where it left a black
impression. `I'�t know it now. Well,
I got no time to knock your 'ead off,"
he remarked to the black mustached
man, who was leaning negligently
against the mantelpiece. "Now , . "
He had no time to finish, for as he
turned to his' faithless accomplice, the
latter uttered a, cry, and a burst of
flame carne out of the grate. I jumped
back in affright, for the fire, animated
by wildness, was rushing along the
carpet, making for my legs and the
table.
"Gosh!" .cried the black mustached
man. "We've got nothing to put it
out. Here!" he said to me. "Quick!
take it!" He shoved the figure into
my arms, pushing us out.
Blind with fear, as the flames by
unknown causes rushed all over the
room, we ran to the stairs and down.
As we came out, I heard behind me
the steps of the black mustached man.
He was carrying something; at once
he disappeared into the darkness.
We ran together in panic; about a
hundred yards. We should have gone'
further, but the figure slipped /rem
my grasp, and with a crash scattered
itself in fragmente-on the pavement.
The little man let out an•oath as he‘
groveled among the pieces: no gold!
no dianiionds! the. figure was empty.
For a moment we stood and stared
at the disappointing sight, unable to
understand what hard happened, Then
began to' gasp: "Don't you see," I
said, "the fire was only a truck to get
tis out. He didn't mind it he burnt
the house. It's' not his own, I suppose,
While we were in the bedroom he lin-
id one of those petrol tins and splash-
ed it all over the floor, He laid a trail
of petrol and lit it. If I hadn't gone
nto the bedroom after you .. ,"
"Oh, what's the good of talking,".
said the little man, angrily, "'E's done_
U
tat what I want to know ...
Why, Guv'nor! look 'ere!" He 1•:lrl,e:l T.
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Looking over the little man, he
considered me with suspicion.
came the sounds of a violent
uarrel. The street stank of dirt; de-
caying vegetables were rotting in the
gutters. While I was reflecting that
the wages of crime is not necessarily
opulence, my companion was pains-
takingly engaged upon the be:'1 of a
particularly mean -;coking and untidy
ttle house of only two floors. It was
not answered for a long 'time, so much
o that I suggested to my friend that
is accomplice was not at homy. He'
sniggered at me, having cast up an eye
and seen a curtain twitch. Besides,
he knew what he was doing: I per-
ceived a rhythm in the ringing; he
made up a little tune, which I could
not folow. After ten minutes the'
door opened to reveal a man complete-
ly dressed: I realized that here was I
a prudent fellow.
This man looked more gently bred.
He was tall, very thin, had a large
black mustache and sorrowful eyes.
Looking over the. little man, he' con- l
sidered pie with great suspicion.
"It's all right, Jim," said the little
sn, confidlenti:ally. Ile jerked his
umb • toward me: "'E's all right.",
ire black mustached man let us ire
whom knew it from having it repeated
to them long before they could read
and almost as soon as they could
speak; but I have never made procla-
m•ation of this from the housetops."
How to Foil Auto Thief.
Many ears are fitted' with a battery
ignition system in which the •distriub-
tor arm is removable. ]3y removing
this arm, the car owner makes stealing
his vehie)e possible only by towing it
away or by fitting another distributing
ani. The arm may be- removed simp-
ly by unclasping the distributor Dover
to Whloh the wires are attached. .It:
usually happens that there is only one
way in which' this arm will at, so there
need. be.no worry about replacing it.
Underneath the,Embankment Oar -
dens, London, is a subterranean lake
containing wager 12 feet deep.
I MMinafcl's Liniment r toothache,
c osl:ng the door behind us. ,In the
light of a single taper, he looked
frightened. Abto, at once, the tone of
my companion changed: "So there
you are, you—swine," he remarked,'
oonversationally. "You're the.
who done your mate out of 'is share
of the swag. I didn't think you'd yet'
me in. Expect you was frightened of
what I'd do to you in the morning." !
"I don't know.what you mean,"
said the black mustache in an educat-
ed, cockney 'voice, ': I
"Look at 'lm," said the little man,
derisively. "Be'eld the innocent child,
Mean to say, Jim, you didn't palm off
an empty figure on nie while you.;
'upped it witT both of 'on? Oh, you d
dirty — I've 'all a mind to do -for
yott''
Jr pushed past the angry man: i
"Nensenee. You don't want to hang
for this, do gena?" X addressed the
black mustaehe: "The position is that
this man conaidlers that you've stolen
zp a 1azge piece that was obviously
forehead, 'There's my thumb mark."
I smiled; "'No. Oo,'t you see that
just before pushing the figure into myarms, the figure we brought with us,
I -he empty one, he pressed his thumb
where you had done on the forehead,
and he palmedupon me the figure
he had palmed on you before!"
There was a longsilence, Then the
little mansummed up: "Guv'nor, in
lily profess:on you can't choose your
mates as you'd like to. I'm an engine
clea'•ner, I am, and no nonsense'about
me. What I ought to 'airs told you,.
anci,,eI'd forgot it myself, is that my
:nate was a conjuror,"
Another story of midnight adven-
ture by W. L. George, "The Poisoned
Girl," will follow after this.
Excelling in Cedar.
That much. misunderstood but mostheroic of the prophets, Jeremiah, stalk-
ed into the palace of King Jehoikim.
It was a new palace, lined with cedar
and decorated in vermilion, Neither
Josiah, the king's illustrous father,
nor David, his first ancestor, bad lived
in such a house. To build it an over-
taxed' people
vertaxed'peopl'e had been burdened, but
what was to be done about.it?
Jeremiah .walked in and confronted
the king and said, in substance:
"You are a great king, an excellent
judge of cedar; a potentate of paint
and varnish. And while your brother
is a hostage in Egypt and your people
are trembling under the fear of inva-
sion from Assyria you live here in
luxury. You do not deserve the
throne;- you do not deserve to he
buried in the same soil with your
father. His excellence was in the sim-
ple qualities of justice and piety. You
deserve, when you die, to be hauled.
out and thrown on the dump like a
dead ass."
Stinging words, brave words; we
wonder how Jeremiah was able to
Speak them and get away alive. And
this is the hero who is often remem-
bered only as "the weeping prophet!"
. We of this generation are excellent
judges of cedar and, vermilion: Our
houses have electric light and steam
heat, charming furniture and decora-
tions. If these things make a people
great, we are great. But that which
really made the generation whose.
children we are was moral earnest
n•ess, devotion to duty, reverence for
God, and the authority of conscience.
We can never afford to think lightly of
these qualities, Cedar will give place
to black walnut, and black walnut to
quarter -cut oak, and oak to mahogany,
as fashions change; but there is just
one kind of honesty and righteousness.
"Did not thy father ,eat and drink and
do justice and righteousness?" Simple
were his tastes, but he did not die a
pauper; he had enough, and left an
,,
honored name. That was real success-
London consumes about 35 gallons
of, water every day for'each one of
its population.
After Every Meal.
It doesn't take much
to keep you in trim.
Nature only asks a
little help. •
Wrigley's, after every
meal, benefits teeth,
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digestion. -
A Flavor for Every Taste—
The Day is Done.
Many people who •oonfess that they
do not appreciate poetry take pleasure
in the poems of Longfellow, because
he never tries to conceal his thoughts
in vague phrases and uncommon'
words. •
Come, read to me some poem,
Some simple and heartfelt lay,
That shall soothe this restless feeling,
And banish the thoughts of day.
Such songs have power to quiet
The restless pulse of care,
And come ]ike the benediction
That follows after prayer.
Then read from the treasured volume
The poem of thy choice,
And lend to the rhyme of the poet
The beauty of thy voice.
And the night shall be filled with
music,
And the cares that infest the day
Shall fold their tents, .like the Arabs,
And as silently steal away.
•
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Wine, 1fa00 Years Old,
Discovered in Germany
A bottle of"wine, reputed to be the
oldest in the world, is an attraction of
the wine ,section in the Historical
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a large Roman glass bottle containing
a mixture of wine and honey.
The bottle was found in a grave dug
in 300 A. D. The contents were sealed
with oil, which in the course of many
centuries has become solidifted, thus
preserving the wine.
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