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A FIGHT "WIT H111PIRATES: And all this while the rippling sea
"This is a bad obi" i"sparkled in the sunlight, anad the
I 1 fresh morning breezewhispered au -
So said Captain Garnett, of the ong the green leaves and great bell -1
Cargo steamer Seagull, outward bound' shamed flowery .along the shore, and
for Singapore, many years age, and the sky was cloudlessly blue overhead,I
no one,an board could say that he was riud arything looked bright and,
wrong, To run aground on a sand- beautiful around these black pirate
bank, with no chance of getting off till
the next tide, just when you are near
your port and in a special hurry to
reach it, is unpleasant enough at any
time, but when this happens off the
coast of Sumatra, where swarms of
bloodthirsty savages are always ready.
boats that were conning on swiftly and
surely to destroy them. Well might
the sturdy boatswain mutter discon-
tentedly:
"Well, it does seem hard to, be mur-
dered oni'such a fine day!"
"Say, cap'ni; I guess I've got an
to pounce • upon any ship in distress, idee!"
it is a very "bad job," indeed. The captain turned dtickly and
While the captain wasspeaking, his found himself face to face with the
keen eyes were wandering restlessly chief ,engineer—a long,gaunt, keen -
to and fro „along the great mass of looking "Cape Codder," who whisper -
dark -greet leaves that covered the ed a few words in his ear.
s
Whatever Joel Bradford ides n' inspecting a huge granite quarry at
shore, and the first officer,. who was � "idee" Government officials. are shown
standing beside him, saw his hands may have been, the captain's face Brookville, Manitoba, from where huge blocks of the stone are removed for
clinch suddenly and his lips press brightened wonderfully as he listened, building purposes.
themselves together, till they grew and his answering, "All right go
white. • ahead," sounded surprisingly hopeful
A .dark, fierce -eyed, wolfish counten- under the circumstances.
once had just peered above the bushes
for .a moment, and then vanished like.
a ghost.
"That's one," said the captain grim-
ly, "and where there's one of these
rascals there are always plenty more.
They scent plunder as vultures scent
carrion -bad luck to them! And we
haven't so much as a pistol on board,
except my old revolver yonder, that
must' go and break its lock just at the
wrong time!"
And now the matted boughs of the
thicket began to bend and quiver in
all directions, showing that a large
number of men must be in motion be-
hind them, while three or four Ma-
lays even ventured right out upon a
low, sandy point fronting toward the
shoal on which the steamer was
to the bank under his leaky umbrella,
his heart heavy and his body weary.
For a moment or two there was a At • the office' there was ' nothing in
bustle amidship, and then officersand partictilar noticeable, except the ab-
men alike crouched down behind the renes .of M. Carafon, which at first
barricade, which was now completed, remained unexplained: At 11.30
to await the .assault. o'clock, however, an 'astonishing re -
On came the Malays, and presently pont got into circulation. M. Carafon;l
a fierce shout and the crackle of half having suddenly inherited a fortune,
a dozen matchlocks, followed by the had sent in his resignation.
crash of the heavy bullets in the ship's "In that case," M. Pivoine thought
planking, told that they had landed jubilantly; "In that ease, I will be the
upon the sand -bank. In another mo- -assistant manager. 1 will have the
ment they came swarming up over the 15,000 francs."
bulwarks, yelling like hungry wolves. A brief conversation with the .man.
But -they yelled to a very different ager brought confirmation` that this
tune when their bare feet came plump prodigious metamorphosis was im-
down upon the broken bottles that pending. For the first time in years
strewed the deck, while three or four, M. Pivoine felt his heart filled with
who . had missed their footing, fell unalloyed boy:
sprawling all their length among the He left the bank with a springy step
and in order to enjoy his happiness
better he disdained the metro and the
auto -bus.
sharp -pointed glass, pricking them-
stranded, and began to drag a large selves' from head to foot, as if they
prau. (native boat) down to the were being tatooed.
water's edge. Meanwhile, a shower of big atones
"Weld, we'll have to fight for it, from the ballast -bags, , flung among
anyhow!" cried the captain. "Better, them with unerring aim by the Eng -
fight it out like men than be killed like lash sailors, knocked down four or five,
shego. Here, my lads, be smart and' and considerably discouraged the rest.
tumble up some casks and coal -sacks,) Just at that . moment, however, up
and make a barricade along here. Un- ` came the crews of the other two boats,
ship the capstan -bars. They're handy brandishing their krisses (curved
things t0 knock a fellow down with.t daggers) and shouting like madmen.;
"Assistant manager," he kept re-
peating to himself. • .
He seemed to hear the manager ro
confirming the good news. But then
he reoalled the manager's looks and
could not help comparing the latter
with himself.
"He looks like a calf," 'he thought.
"A calf—and he gets 30,000 francs a
Sivelieu, a third, was an officer of the
Legion of Honor, what was he, . Pi-
voine.
"If I only had .a real piece of luck!
Nothing inarveleus—aa inheritance of
50,000 francs, for instance!"
-He returned home full of melan-
choly. His wife received him with an
unusual expression on her face, and
while he was announcing his promo-
tion site, began to laugh and said:
"Fortune never comes in driblets.
Haven't you heard? We have won
50,000 francs in the lottery of the De-
corative Arts."
"What!" shouted Me.Pivoine, really
carried away: "Did hhear you right?"
She showed him the list,
M. • Pivoine looked. He smiled
broadly. But suddenly his •face was
clouded. In a tone of regret and envy
he murmured: aa
"There is a lucky fellow there who
won 1,000,000-1,000,0001"
4
Only the China.
Teacher, (to littIe girl) — "Spell
'that:' "
Little Girl—"T-h-a-t "
Teacher—"Very good. Now, if the
't' is taken away, what remains?"
Little Girl (promptly)—"The cups
Here, you Jim!". (to the cabin boy),1 but all at once there came a :,hasp'' year. Thirty thousand francs! Ash, and'saucers."
.� about e r•
�' Good Variety.
deck on the rt side ser tit followed b a screamin and Musing thus, gloom again envea d;
po It'll astonish Pe , Y g at our
"Do you lave much variety y
boarding house?"
"Well, we have three different -names
for the meals."
break a lot of bottles all bot the "whish," like the hies of an angry what luck!
their bare feet a bit. And here, oar- howling from the Malays, to which. all M. Pivoine. At thirty:five, when,.x
pentert bring the eridstone alongand .their previous: crys were as: nothing. ••schoolmate, Palatal, was sub-secre Y
Q.- . „ e , e` , or Public Worki when Labours!
_..- J�tutart: srrIed one end ea, ,
�a�,,-vn all. the heath knives Joel $radf�z+d ha
—e,r
smarte,, nioow.!" rthe fire hose down ;into the engine th -classmate Was a millionaire nd
The men obeyed asgleefully as if, room, and was now flooding the bare -
playing a game,. instead of preparing limbed savages with scalding water
too fight for their lives, against an from the boiler.
enemy who knew no mercy. But every; This new weapon turnued the day
man knew well how fearfully the at once. The force of the jet' was suf-
chances were against them. Four fieientto knock the pirates right off
boats, crowded with armed men, could their feet, and between the broken
now ha seen coming round the point glass and the boiling water they very
to attack them, and all that the 1VIa- soon had enough of it. Roaring like
lays would have to do would be to pull bulls, they.; tumbled headlong over the
. up to the edge of the sand -bank, land ship's side into the sea, only too glad
there and scramble right up into the to escape; and the deck was clear in
Steamer, which had heeled over so less than two minutes.
ltnuch when she struck as to be very; "Guess they won't want another
eeasia hoarded. 1 dose of that air medicine," chuckled
F - es the ho . of beingMr. Bradford,as he came upthe en-
peable to go,,
ale' and defend themselves in the gine room stair, flushed and breath -
rigging, should the worst come to the, less, but triumphant.
worst, was now taken away from , He was right, and two hours more
them, for this would be only giving' saw them beyond the reach of danger;
themselves to be picked off ,like spar-; � for the steamer floated again with the
rows ;by the bullets of the matchlocks rising tide, while a fresh breeze,
whose long, shining barrels could be springing up from the southwest, soon
seen here and there- above the black carried them far away from that per-
heads of their enemies. i ilous shore.—By David Ker.
PIVOINE, THE
UNAPPRECIATED ONE
By J. H. Roany Alne
Translated by
William L. McPherson
M. Pivoine had long been enlisted
in the melancholy legion of the unap-
preciated. Unappreciated at twenty,
he remained still more unappreciated
at thirty-five. When a patron of the
Cafe Robes-pierre told him that he
lookd like Pasteur, the .compliment
was only gall and extreme bitterness
to him.
He wore a short beard, trimmed ex-
aotly like that of the conqueror of
rabies, and he could not understand
why a man of his quality should be a
simple bank clerk.
For :a long time he had foilnd noth-
ing to admire in what his contain -1
eateries were doing. ' If he read in a
newspaper that one of his former �
eehoclmates had been made a sub -1
secretary of state or *had received the
Bross of the Legion of Honor or was ,
simply making a fortune, his heart
wasas full of blackness es a box of
shoe polish.
"What luck!' he ,groaned. "Nothing
but luck! At school he etood below
me! Or else it was intrigue, some low
intrigue! Ah! the Idiots" who believe
in justice."
At thirty-five, having married and
acquired a male heir, now 'severe!
znontlis old, he ^was leading a some-
'what harassed existence. Itis saiacy
at the bank would not have sufficed.
to Make elute meet if the houeeliolei'
had not been Conducted with the
strictest eeonomy.
1i,h!nrl the wicket at Which he wee
monotonously occupied he experienced
nawthga ofi spirit sharper than these.
of the author of Ecclesiastes. •)i`rom
morning till evening people appeared
armed with checks, bank notes and
securities. Fortune, in these tantaliz-
ing forms, passed continually under
M. Pivoine's nose without ever smil-
ing at that unappreciated gentleman.
HE KED CRSS MAKES TSE
STRANGER FEEL AT 11051E
A Leaf from a Traveller's Diary at Quebec
By Mrs. M. IL Conquest,
After seen days tossing on the sea, er with my friends around me, and we
when we were rocked on the cradle were all enjoying an excellent cup of
'Of the deep by every wind that blew, comfort and biscuits. It was Inter -
it was good to see the sight of "the I.esting to watch the streams of people
daughter's house" once .again. happy , pouring in, to notice the glad surprise
indeed bad the holiday been in "the on the faces' of the young mothers and
Mother's house" of our native land, fathers when they saw they could
butwhen all is said and done, therels leaye the babies in bed for a little
something about the young new' land while. The smaller boys and girls
that beckons with such power that we were delighted with the tiny red
are unable to resist her, and we feel tables and chairs where their milk
anew the hire, the call of the West. and biscuits • were waiting for them.
Quebec was our landingstage. Here An invalid lady, white-haired and pale
we were, from all quarters of the with the tedious sea -journey, was
globe—returning Canadians like my- wheeled in in her chair, and soon the
self whohad been home to see the old nurses were in charge of her, making,.
folk and take in Wembley, --new set- her comfortable in every way. .
tiers with the look of hope, determine- A big husky -looking lad was telling
tion, and wonderment that bespeaks his story shyly and timidly. The Red
the immigrant—all together. with our Cross handed him a large box with
parcels, and our little people.bread and provisions for his, journey
led to the Immigra- l on to Saskatchewan, where he was 'go-
1
o- -
Long passages ins to join his brother on a farm. The
tion shedswhere uniformed officials ; lad was alone, and without suffi'eient
and Red Tape met us at every turn. means ire buy the necessary foodstuff,
Finally, after the. official examinations and the Red Cross had beon' specially
and questionings we were free . from : requested to look after him. I can see
the,law and ready for the last lap a'his shining eyes'now, as he 'looked"his
our journey i thanks and shuffled along with his box
To see the peoplefrom-ether-lands. under -his aria: In one earner of the
travelling is a liberaleducation" and room I noticed some first aid supplies,
ari insight worth having. We under- a selection . of the well-known health
stand to the utmost that . one-half of beak for women, "The . Canadian
the world does not know how the Mother," also the Little Blue. Books.
other half lives. The men and Wadand the familiar "Care Before Birth"
men of Southern Europe with their : series of the Red Cross.
babies,.. and their bundles, with their - In an armchair a young woman sat
"no, Engieesh; were indeed a study in weeping as i2 en
e bottom had fallen
human nature. There was a patience out of 'her world. A kindly, sympa-
in their tiredness born of long years thetic conversation with the 'Red
of oppression, causing one to spew- Cross sister, with the sound, sane ads'•
late whether the new life in the greatvice which the girl stood in need of,
free spaces, would evolve another and , helped to dry her tears and impressed
prouder look. one- with the fact that there is still
With much joy we hailed the , ap- need for the -Red Cross, and that after
pearance of a Red Cross worker who • all there is a type of help given at
had a cup ors -steaming hot tea in her such times that is more psychic than
hand.. Here was a haven of rest for 1 physical, and who better fitted. for this
the travel -stained people. In less } delicate task than the kindly -faced sis-
time than it takes to write this I was ! ter in the uniform of mercy, humanity
sitting at peace in a comfortable rock- ! and goodwill.
Not Easily Caught.
Husband (returning from angling
trip)—"What do you think of these
beauties?" -
Wife -"Don't try : to , deceive me.
Mrs. Naybor saw you in the fish
sho
"Of course she did. Why, I caught
so many I simply had to try to sell
some."
The dye fluorescein will change
the color of ultra -violet light to yel-
lowish green.
The Brotherhood: of Britons,
Where the Sons of theEmpire
Waiting for
The greatest Exhibition ever known
has brought to London such crowds of
visitors as the metropolis has never.
seen before. They have come from all
the world over, travelling thousands
of miles by land and sea, to witness
the peaceful might of the British Em-
pire, as itwasshown at Wembley.
Every nation has been represented
in these vast swarms, every tongue
has been spoken. But the Empire Ex-
hibition
xhibition has perhaps made its widest •
appeal to those sons of the Mother-
land whose work has taken them over -
Grey Skies of Home.
They have returned here, hurrying
with glad hearts to the land from
which they sprung, longing to hear
again. the English tongue on every
side, to . see the soft grey skies after
the dazzling blue dome of the tropics,
One day, however, there was ari un and to feel again the handclasp of
usual agitation at the bank. 'M. La- friendship.
pomme, one of the assistant managers, ' And now they are going back to
had diedthe night before, and that cis-, their outposts of Empire, sorry to go,
cunistance secretly delighted a con- perhaps, but .gladdened by the thought
siderable percentage of his colleagnes.1 that the Old Country has not forgotten
An old employee, M. Carafon, iirst of them, -
all, since he by right of seniority In a stately old mansion in the West
would succeed to M. Lapommes' place, End of London, close under the .shad
then Pivoine, who would advance a ow of London's old Royal home, St.
step and receive fifty francs more a ,James's Palace, is established the
month, finally some other clerks, who Overseas League, a society willcli
would rise similarly one grade in tile aims to include all Britons the world
establishment's salary scale. 1 over in one great brotherhood, regard -
For a brief period M. Pivoine's sat- less of Harty or sect. That a man or
isfaction was keen. Then it fell some woman is a British subject is the only
degrees and sank below the freezing qualification needed to enter the
point League,
"Fifty francs! he groaned. "Fifty Started in 1910 as the Overseas
And :r _
francs to a nisi like me! A,id lha,t,Club, the first-pubiic meeting of what
at
hnbe•cile out there (be was 'speaking i was destined to become the strongest
of a customer) is going to draw a of all "Imperial movements saw '300
Cheque for 10,000 franca. He is an ; members gathered together. Now it
imbecile; you have, only to look at has 80,000 subscribing members, an
him." 1 annual income of nearly $150,000, a
M. Pivoine's attention was then at : chain of some 600 honorary corres-
tracted to the w•oodeielike visage of panting secretaries Around the globe,
M. Carafon, who was walking about , and tens of thousands of "associates"
the office. He said to himself, inward- ' iii all parts of the British Common-
ly raging:' wealth,
"That Idiot is going to be assistant To Vernon House, Park Place, St.
manager! Fifteon thousand francs a 7anles's Street,. Seeal, the Landon
Year! And l Must be contented with headquarters, opine membei;g from all
having my salary raised to 9,000," parts of the world. They know that
At the end.of the day M. Pivoine: felt there they will be welcomed and made
bitterer and mere unappreciated than to feel at home in this Old CauntrY,
usual. Destiny presented itself. now ± whieit is yet new to many of them,
only `under the form of, Oteriifoti,' at They: can ask for end receive ixforma
15,000, and himself, Pivoine, at 0000, 1 tion On a hundred pointe—Where to
He spent a wearisome ;tight, tiaras-; stay, what achoois to choose for their
sedby xlgbtinai-as, and evoke more children, what prospects other parts
cheerless t11en the wintry day whidli of the Empire offer them if they wish
Coverkd Pari,. with clouds. Ile 'went to bhanpe their home.
Overseas League
, Coming to London from the
Them the Glad Hand and the
These others who cannot visit Eng-
land can write to. Vernon House, be-
ing sure of receving a fully considered
answer to their questions. The honor-
ary ;corresponding secretaries scatter-
ed all over the Emipre also serve as
links between members, putting them
in touch with one another, and helping
them in a'score TO different ways.
Vernon House and its three smaller
neighbors in Park Place form at once
the central meeting -place of the Em-
pire and the cosiest residential club in
the world, where members may stay
at charges which are lower than the
mast modest hotel.
There they will meet the Honorary
Controller, Lady des Voeux, who has.
given ten years of ` devoted and en-
thusiastic service to the League, and
who treasures as her proudest posses-
sion the gold chain bag presented to
her as a mark of appreciation by the
members, Lady des Voeux is in charge
of :the correspondence of the League,
and deals every day with letters from
the Solomon. Islands and Saskatcbe-
wan, from Shanghai and Bermuda.
Far From the.Madding :Crowd
When the writer was shown over
Vernon House by Mr. Evelyn Wrench,
C.M.G., the Founder and Secretary of
the League, he was taken. into the din-
ing -room, once the drawing -room of
this great house, and still decorated
Far Corners of the World, Find
Open Door.
in the richly subdued style of pre -War
days. To replace the gold used in the
decoration of that one room would cost
to -day about $25,000. The windows
look out over the Green Park. There
is only a faint rumble of traffic to re-
mind one that this house Isin the very
heart of London -. and not set amid
miles of rolling country.
There are also writing and smoking -
rooms, and others devoted to oards
eaatenese
•
Fethl Bey
New Premier of Turkey,' He x'ecen'tl
eond'ucteci the Irak negotiations witl
Lord rarteodr .of Britain:
and niiilares, and eveiywhen
spirit of fellowship and brotherhood
which is the soul of the League.
"Overseas," the official magazine of
the League, is an exceedingly bright
monthly periodical, which is, posted.
free to every member. It contains in--
teresting articles and photographs con
i tributed by members from every cor-
ner of the Empire, as well as the Mem-
bers' Exchange and announcements of
the Overseas Employment Bureau.
1 The patron of the League is H. M.
the King, with H.R.H. the Prince of
Wales and 11.11.11. the Duke of Con-
naught as -Vice-Patrons, and H.R.H.
the Duke of York as President.
Here are two instances of the
League at work, which show the touch
of kinship which makes the world a
better place.
The League Spirit.
A few months ago a lonely Britoil,
eettled in the United States, had to
r
go to a New 1, or k hospital, suffering
from a. fatal malady. He knew no one
in the city, but remembered that he
had crossed the Atlantic with mem-
ber of the League. To this man he
wrote, describing his lonely plight.
His friend wrote at once to the New
York branch of the society, and from
the day that letter was received until
the end Came, seven months'later, the
sufferer never lacked 'kindly friends
to chat with him and bring Bim little
presents of fruit, flowers, and paper.
In the Second instance, a South Afri-
can lady brought her fourteen -year-old
daughter to London to be fitted with
aa'tificial limbs atter a severe illness.
For several days the clistressed Mother
was alone in a London hotel, witleaut
a friendly face or a cheering voice to
help her in her sadness. Then a letter
from . one of the League's .ropresenta-
tives in. South Africa carie to head-
gitartei'3 ;commending tho str'angere to
the sympathy of the League. Within
a couple of Monis inothor and daugh»
y ter bad received a welcofne, ala never
i again Wanted for- friends during their
time in London,
A Poem You Ought to. Know.
"She Dwelt Among Untrodden Ways."
Had William Wordsworth, one of
our greatest poets, written only the
following three' stanzas, lovers and
critics of poetry would have :been able
to discern in them all the qualities we
associate with his genius.
The devotion of his sister Dorothy,
and the happiness of his married life,
find their reflection in his :transparent
respect for and high praise of women:
She dwelt among the untrodden ways
Beside the springs of Dove,
A Maid whom there . were none to
praise, -
Andvery few to love.
A violet by, a mossy stone
Half -hidden from the eye!
—Fair as a star, when only one
Is shining in- the sky.
She lived unknown, , and few.: could
know
When Lucy ceased to be;
But she is in her grave, and, oh,
The difference to me!
Where There's a Will.
It is a tradition of the navy that a"
sailor always rises to the occasion, and
jack Tar's abilities as a handy man
have become proverbial.
About the .year 1755 the whole of
England was amused by the way in
which a naval officer overcame the
difficulties placed :in his way by the
authorities of the day,
This enterprising officer was. Cap-
tain the Honorable William Montague,
who was known throughout the navy
by the naive of "Mad Montague," from
the pranks in which he indulged.
• The ship under his •command was
at Portsmouth, and he applied for
leave to proceed to London. This was
refused, but, as a compromise, he was
told that he might "proceed from his
;0111P ai tar. as his barge could take
hint."
Montague did not want 'to give up
his jaunt to taws, so he had his barge
mounted upon wheels. After attach-
iing horses to the outfit, he proceeded
to "Pow" his way from Portsmouth to
Lo
i'h re of h
t eo r don w th w t o ba r
n
g.
oontplete-
Yl'radition does not say whether 11Iad •
Montague was brought to• task for his
escapade, but the sight of the boat be
Ing "rowed" along the highwa-s must
have taus,ed some sensation.
Celebrities of the Sands.
If you are a woman, it always gives
.you a thrill to find you are r'tibbiit$'
shoulders with some man or woioait
who matters:
Till quite recently Queen Alexaficlra
tiled to pay regular visits to Bitckli;ng
Hall, . en old baronial mansion net
very far ,from Cromer and Sandririg-
hem', Many excurstone used tO be
taken in the hope of seeing the Queen.
in such a charming setting and in
such .an unconventional way;
Tho there is a bungalow on the
marshland at Rye that used 'to house
Davie Clara mutt, while in the little'
village of Wincholsea, not many luiles
away, 'wile Ellen -Terry, whose avender
gOWnd.and iniac lace ruin wenn: quite
a feature cattle village.
The use of core. for .jewelry dates
back to the third cc.istiiry B.C.