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HomeMy WebLinkAboutZurich Herald, 1932-12-08, Page 3►ou�d �►# Turn e. Her Body Had to Turn. With it Tortured By Muscular Rheumatism) An ounce of help le worth a ton of (pity. It was to this woman. Many Mends pitied her. But one gave ber a, word of advice. After that word of Ndviee she was no longer an object of PitY. She writes: -"I suffered with mus- iular rineumatisln is the neck -it was torture I spent quite a large sum of money in trying certain treatments lead medicines, but could get no relief. ,; could not turn my head round when II wanted to -1 had tc turn my body lee well. My friends ail pitied me. (Thea one advised me to try Kruschen Salts, which 1 did. And in six months was a different woman. Now if feel the least twinge of rheumatism, I • take a dose of wonderful Kruschen joints become loose. Afterwards, the Salts, and it vanishes. I shall never "little daily dose" of Kruschen so fail to recommend Kruschen after stimulates the liver and kidneys that what I have suffered." -Mrs. S. •regular and complete elimination is Kruschen is a powerful solvent of ensured. Your inside is kept clean. the torturing crystals of uric acid. It Mischievous uric acid never gets the swiftly dulls their sharp edges, then chance to accumulate again. flushes them out of the system. Your Kruschen Salts is obtainable at all gains ease; swellings subside, knotted Drug Stores at 45c, and 75c per bottle. Owl Laffs The day Is coming when the fellow :who has horse sense will fie consider - Ad terribly old-fashioned. The average man who attends the movies cannot understand why the husbands of the actresses should de- sire to be divorced from them. Changing Conditions A girl may love you from tha bottom of her heart, but there's always room for some other guy at the top. Sunday -School Teacher - "William, can you tell me what we must do be- fore we can expect forgiveness of sin?" William -"Yes sir. We must sin." glom to play Bridge AUCTION .14 CONTRACT 4,41,1141; 4, Wynne Ferguson Author of "PRACTICAL AUCTION aRIRGie ARTICLOI No. 35 With what type of hand should a One of the best liked members of player raise his partner's bid? One of one of the New York Card Clubs is an old Professor of Greek at one of the local universities. He has read every- thing that has been published on the game, but has never been able to be- eorne a good player. Every once in a While h.ehas a bad night, and, when he does, "his partners try to grin and bear it. The following hand is an il- lustration of the Professor's game, and is applicable either to Auction or to Contract: Hearts -7, 5 Clubs -9, 6, 2 Diamonds -Q, 10, 2 Spados-Q, 9, the first points to notice is that no player has a justifiable raise for his partner's suit hid unless he has at least three small trumps or two to an honor. Lacking such holdings in the trump suit, a player should deny, not assist his partner's bid. Provided, however, that the player does hold at least three small trumps, he may as- sist his partner's bid if he holds any of the following supporting values: (first) aces, kings and queens of the other suits; (second) ability to trump some short or missing suit; (third) the fact that the supporting hand holds four or more cards of partner's suit, or three to an honor. Please note, that the values of the high cards in support of partner's best bid are very nearly double their sure trick or defensive value. "Ability to trump some short or missing suit" is usually valued as fol- lows: A doubleton is worth 1/S trick with 3 trumps and 1 trick with 4 trumps. A singleton is worth 1 trick with 3 trumps and 2 tricks with 4 trumps. A blank suit is worth 2 tricks with 3 trumps and 3 tricks with 4 trumps. "The fact that the supporting hand holds four or more cards of partner's suit of three to an honor,"'Is usually valued as follows: Three small trumps 0 tricks The ace or king 1 trick The queen 1/a trick Four small trumps 1 trick Four trumps ,eaded by an honor 1 trick plus honor value Five small trumps 11A tricks Five trumps headed by an honor 2 tricks Two values must be placed on all high cards; First, their values in de- fense of opponents' bids. This is their sure trick value. Second, their value in support of partner's best bid. The latter valuation is much higher than their sure trick valuation because the chance that they may be trumped is less and the chances of setting up a suit much stronger. Their value as cards of re-entry is also considerable. These additional values are practically double their sure trick value. Hearts -none Dumb -"Funny. how Fred is so lucky at cards and then loses his win- nings at the race tracks." Notsodumb-"Not so funny! They won't let him shuffle the horses." A buzzard does a man much more service than a humming bird, but it isn't nearly as popular. Wife -"The couple next door seem to be very devoted. He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?" Husband -"I don't know her well enough yet." Nevertheless But for Thomas A. Edison we would not have the moving picture, the talk- ing machine, or the telephone -but he• was a great man nevertheless. An angry telephone patron who was charged extra for a call, roared: Telephone Patron - "Outrageous! Why, in my home city one can talk to Hades and back for ten cents." Telephone Operator (chirping) - ---------- "No doubt. That's inside the city AUG. 26 t limits," SEPT.10,1932 UTSTANDINO e IMPRESSIVE' U . EPOCHAL!!! ~.Brilliant pageantry: music - '.instrumental and choral - famous bands from Great Britain and this continent; costly displays of manufactured and natural products from far-off lands; horse show; automobile show; fashion show; dog and cat shows; stirring military tourna- ments; Kaye Don with "Miss England III"; British Schneider Cup Plane; Seventh Marathon Swim for world's professional championship; two art galleries, engineering, electrical and scientific achieve- ments; indeed, outstanding things to see in this gorgeous lakeside park and its costly permanent buildings. Send a postcard for free descriptive folders. 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Wife -"When I married you I did not know you were such a coward. I thought you were a brave man." Husband -"And so did everybody else." Convalescent (in hospital, to a friend) -"Thanks very much for the brandy peaches. Although the doctor wouldn't let me eat the peaches, I en- joyed the spirit in which they were sent." Hearts -none Clubs -Q, 7, 2 Diamonds -7, 3 Spades -J, 7, 4 8, 5, 2 Dummy . : A B : Professor Hearts -K, 4 Clubs -A, Q Diamonds -A, 8, 5, 4, 3 Spades -A, K, 3. 10 The Professor's contract was five spades and A led the ace of hearts and then a low heart, which the Professor won with the king. He then took out the trumps and led a small club from dummy and finessed with his our -en. The king was in A's hand, so that the Professor failed to make his contract as he subsequently lost the king of diamonds, which was also in A's hand. After the hand was over, the Pro- fessor said to his partner, "Well, part- ner, if the king of clubs had been on the right side, I would have made my bid." His partner, a very good player, replied: "You could have gone game without taking the finesse. After you had taken out the opponents' trumps, you should have led a low diamond toward the queen in dummy. A had the king, so that your diamonds were set up an on the last two in your hand, you could have discarded two losing clubs in dummy." This criticism was correct and the Professor apologized for taking a finesse when it wasn't necessary. His partner was silent for a minute, and then said: "Well, Pro- fessor, it looks as if anybody can teach Greek but bridge seems to require a head." Problem Ilearts-None Clubs -8, 5, 3 Diamonds -6, 4 Spades -Q, 8, 6 Y : A z Hearts -A, 10, 9 Clubs -K, 4 Diamonds -Q, J Spades -9 There are no trumps and Z is in the which Y will win and lead a diamond, lead. How can Y Z win six of the eight putting B. in the lead and forcing him tricks against any defense? to lead hearts to Z's tenace or spades Z should lead the nin. of spades. If to Y's tenace. A can also lead a dia- A covers witb. the mond, putting B in he lead the queen and then lead the thr eplayof with ame result. .& can also lead aspade clubs. If A refuses to cover, Y should to Y's tenace. Y would win these two also play low. Y should then play the tricks and lead a diamond, putting B king of clubs. In either event, Z in the lead and forcing him to lead would win the second trick with the hearts to Z's tenace. king of clubs. He should then lead (b)If A allows B to win the third the four of clubs. A can either (a) trick with the jack of Clubs, the result win the trick with the queen or (b) is the same. All B can make is the allow B to win with the jack. king of diamonds, so that Y Z must (a) If A wins the trick with the make six of the* eight tricks against queen of clubs, he can lead a club, any defense. Hearts -K, 8 Clubs -J, 9 Diamonds -K Spades -5, 3, 2 FOR ECONOMY'S SAKE,. YOUR OWN.ByTHE.PIPEFUL FROM IX�E -THE BIG QUALITY PLUG -20c • What New York h Wearing Illustrated Dressmaking Lesson Fur- nished With Every Pattern Many people have found out that the only way to end divorce is to marry the second wife first. Before letting your conscience be your guide, it is a good idea to be sure you have one. Polite Book Agent -"Have you a Charles Dickens in your home?" Lady of the 1 -louse (snapping) - "No." Book Agent -"Or a Robert Louis Stevenson? Or a Eugene Field?" Lady- No, no, we haven't, and what's more,• we don't run a boarding house. If you're looking for those people, you might ask across the street." 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