Zurich Herald, 1932-11-17, Page 7Owl. ago;
Do You Rernetnber?
No other piece of jewelry
z•Ias ever meant the, salve to me
As the simple little ornament
Concerning which I sing,
Let's give a word of fulsome praise
To the trinket of our d'hildhood days—
The horseshoe nail the blacksmith bent
And made into a ring.
Meek—"In England to 'take orders'
means to enter the church."
Peck -"It's slightly different over
Isereiyou enter the church, get mar-
ried and .then take orders."
Young Husband—"Do you know, InY
clear, there's something wrong with
the cake. It doesn't taste right."
Toting Bride (triumphantly)—"That
is all your imagination, for it says in
my new cookery book that it is de-
licious:"
A policeman caught her in the act
oT tearing a letter into tiny bits, which
she threw to the ground in the park,
and the following conversation took
place:
Policeman—"You ought to know bet-
ter, miss, than to throw rubbish
around In the park."
"She -"What impudence! That's
not trash; that's a love letter from my
very best boy friend."
The` Wreck
"No, sir, the trouble is not due to
any lack of care on you part. It
seems to me that your power is not
being transmitted properly, and it's
my opinion that there is a breakdown
in the ignition system.. Of course, if
you in:'st, I can have one of my me-
chanics thoroughly overhaul it. But I
fear that it would be a complete waste
of time. I feel reasonably certain that
the damage is irreparable. My advice
to you, my dear sir, is to purchase an-
other cigarette lighter."
Old Lady (on platform)—"Which
platform for the Montreal train?"
Porter—"Turn to the left and you'll
-be right."
Old Lady—"Don't be impertinent,
my man."
Porter—"All right, then, turn to your
right and you'll be left."
The only man who became a physi-
cal marvel through correspondence
courses is the mailman who carried the
lessons about on his back.
Policeman—"Why 'did you call me?
Is that pian annoying you?"
Old. Maid—"No, but he's trying to
get away."
'Experiments show that kissing
stimulates the heart action and is
For $6.60 1 Will
;You' 'Up - In' . Business
showing 100 per cent profit of a
rapidly' selling article. A few ex-
clusive territories open for hustlers.
Send 50c, to cover cost of sample,
postage, packing
uites 29,x34 Tarticulars. Mr.
oronto street,
Toronto.
"Feeling Terrible
Airs. Mc KenGie Strongly Recom-'
mends Dr. WilliamsPink
Pills for Worn-out Women
"I was oompletu:,
worn out from loon ig
after a very cross
baby night and day,'
writes Mrs. James Me
Kenzie, Glenboro
Man, "I became very thin and had
several bad spells of dizziness. My
legs and back ached, and I was feel -
int; just terrible when I started tali •g
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. I soon real-
ized I was getting much stronger. I
gained in weight, and felt like a new
'person. I strongly recommend Dr,
Williams' Pink Pills."
Mrs. McKenzie is but o• of thous-
ands of women who have been won-
derfully helped by Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills and who have written in to tell
how the rich new blood created by
these Pills' -rebuilt exhausted nervous
systems and, restored these sufferers
to vigorous health. Give Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills a fair trial for run-down or
nervous conditions. 50c a package at
your druggist's.
Soon
Much
Stronger
therefore a healthful form of exercise.
.And with a good looker a fellow
wouldn't mind doing his daily dozen.
Slave Driver
Our idea of the meanest man in the
world is the man who was deaf and
never told his barber.
Mrs. Onthego—"They say Mrs. Tea -
whiffle plays golf just like a man."
Mrs. Clubber — "She should be
ashamed to use such language."
Many man who thinks lie is lead-
ing a bride to the altar is being pushed
there himself but doesn't realize it.
Bim—"My wife has been nursing a
grouch for several days."
Bain—"0b, •I didn't know you were
ill."
A woman asks why it is that when
a woman complains of being tired and
worn out the doctor always asks to
see her tongue?
Diner—"What's this leathery stuff?"
Waiter—"That is fillet of sole sir."
Diner—"Well, take it away and see
if you can't get me a nice piece of up-
per with the buttons off."
Most married men expect to find all
bachelors millionaires. They would
be if it wasn't for the girls.
• Record Apple Crop
Owen Sound. — A record-breaking
apple crop for 1932 in the Beaver
Bailey district, both as to quality
and quantity, is forecast by George
H. Mitchell, of the Georgian Bay
Fruit Growers; Limited. Mr. Mitchell
said that the Georgian Bay Fruit
Grwoers, Limited, would ship this
year fully 25,000 barrels. This is
several thousand barrels greater than
in any previous season,
CEMERIMISIMEIEIZOESENIt
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ACID STOMACH.
PON TaoaslAs
our To Acle
IHDIorrTION
soup sioN"c"
H,ART1UaH
COH,TIPATION.
"blade In Canada"
® If rich foods disagree, it need not mean a
"weak stomach." Sourness and gas doesn't mean
"indigestion." Just take an anti -acid to sweeten
the system, and enjoy life! Before meals, or afterward
when distress is felt. Do this awhile, and stomach
and bowels will be in fine order. Use only genuine
Phillips' Milk of Magnesia; it is standard. The other
preparations do not have the same anti -acid action.
ALSO IN TABLET FORM: Phillips" Milk of Magnesia
Tablets are now on sale at drug stores everywhere.
Bach tiny tablet is the equivalent of a teaspoonul
of genuine Phillips' Milk of Magnesia.
OUR CROSS -WARD PUZZLE
1'
Ho.'zontal
1—Ladies
6—Homeless wanderers
11—Charm
13—FInally
14—Higher
15—Those suffering for
faith
17—Article
18—Modern
20—Trench River
21—Mus' - • ' :Ace
22—Gin
24—Beverage
25—To unite
26—Son of Seth
28—Narrow
30—Targets
32-2pikes of grain,
33—Black
35—To defile
37 Kitchen vessels
38—Roll of hair
90—Want
42—Floor eov ing
43 -Pertaining to court
45—To ,understand
46—Exists
4'7—Sharp cornered
49—Sun god
50—Releases
52 -Merchant
54—Revises
55—Discards
Vertical
1—To cow
2—Electrical unit
3—Greek letter
4—Tree
5—Sea mammal
6—Article of the salve
class
7—Beast of burdeii
8—Pronoun
9—Boast
10—Church body
12—Jog
13—Harp shaped
16—Bonds
19 -Lacking
21—Flowers
23—Rhymsters
25—Nobleman
27—Dry
29—Old war instrument
31—Shakes
33—Ceased
34—River of Japan
36—Grinned maliciously
37—Self-respect
39—Combat
41—Loved ones
43—Insects
44—Vehicles
47 Island
48 -Cheer
51—Note of scale
53—Prefix: darn
DOES OWN HOUSE-
WORK AT 70
With the Help of Kruschen
"For nine years now I have used
Kruschen Salts and could not do witu-
out them I take a third of a teaspoon
in a cup of water as hot as I can !rink
it. No sickness, .no headaches now.
I am 70 years of age in .April, and just
with taking Kruschen Salts am able
to do all my household duties myself.
I recommend Kruschen to allmy
neighbours. Before I began taking it
I was never away from the doctor, but
now I never need him. I used to have
sick headaches and then was not able
to do anything. But now it is differ-
ent—thanks
iffer-ent thanks to Kruschen Sal �.'•'-
(Mrs.) J. G.
Kruschen keeps the organs of the
body working actively,, cleanses all
clogging impurities from the system,
and sends clear, vigorous blood cours-
ing through the veins. And the re-
sult? An end to all Life's minor -1
and miseries. No more headaches,
tiredness, depression, "nerves," or
constipation. Instead, a sensation .
delightful freshness, high spirits, happy
outlook—in short, sheer good health!
Traditional Sea Terms
Retained in British Navy
London.—After a hot engagement,
the British Navy has driven off those
two modern raiders, "Left" and
"Right," and nailed its wheel to the
time. -honored term., Port end Star-
board.
But the encounter has left its
mark. Hitherto naval helm orders
have resulted in the ship turning to
the left when the man at the wheel
was apparently being told to turn it
to the right. From Jan. 1, 1933,
however, "direct" orders will be is-
sued. For the first six months of
the new system, the order will be
"Wheel to port" or "Wheel to star-
board." Afterward the precaution-
ary "wheel to" will be dropped.
The original proposal, which
aroused the fiercest opposition among
seafaring folk, was that not only
should the helm' orders be direct in-
stead of indirect, but that port and.
starboard should also make way for
plain, land-lubberly left and right,
Though port has ,scarcely acquired
its sea legs—having only ousted ,lar-
board a century or so—it has al-
ready made itself, a general favorite
both fore and aft. Resolutions
against the plan poured in from old
salts in all parts of the country. In
the end, both sides emerged triumph-
ant with half their original demand
satisfied. .
The new helm orde.'s will come
into force for the British Mercan-
tile Marine on the same day as for
the navy.
CLEAR ALL WIRES
"Put up your hands!" commanded
the larger of two bandits who bad
stopped the coach. "We're goin' to
rob the gents and kiss all the Iadles."
"No," remonstrated the smaller
one, gallantly. "We'll rob the gents
all right, but we'll leave the ladles
alone."
"Young man," snapped a female
passenger of uncertain age, "mind
your own business! Your friend's
Managing this hold-ups" Legion
Weekly.
Smart Street Frock
By HELEN WILLIAMS.
T7'ttstratecl Dressmaking Lesson Fur-
nished With Every Pattern
Delightfully becoming, smart and
wearable is this coat type frock for
late summer and early fall.
Its lines are so fluid and slimming.
There are several ways of carrying
out this model. For instance, in hya-
cinth blue crepe silk, it's stunning for
late summer.
For fall, a Borde:.ux-red tweed is
sportive and decidedly new and smart.
Blaci crepe satin is another nice
medium.
Stylt No. 3085 is designed for sizes
16, 18 years, 36, 38, 40 and 42 inches
bust. Size 36 requires 43 yards of
Easy Teething
"Baby cut all his teeth with no trouble,
thanks to BABY'S OWN TABLETS,"
writes Mrs, Thomas Shaw, Hamilton,
Ont. Scores of other Mothers have
written in similar vein.
Give YOUR child BABY'S OWN
TABLETS for teething troubles, upset.
stomach, simple fevers, colic, colds,
constipation, sleeplessness, or whenever
he is cross, restless and fretful. Easy to
take as candy, and absolutely SAFE—
see analyst's certificate in each 25 -cent
package. Over 1,250,000 packages sold
in 1931: 243
Dr. Williams'
BABY'S OWN TABLETS
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AOR SMOKERS
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HOW TO ORDER PATTERNS.
Ns/lite your name and address plain-
ly, giving Dumber and size of such
patterns as you want. Enclose 15c '.n
stamps or coin (coin preferred; wrap
it carefully) for each number, and
address your order to Wilson Pattern
Service, 73 West Adelaide St., Toronto.
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000 francs ($20,000 at 25) has been
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Although less than 400 meters in
length, the tunnel reduces the time
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mobiles and by more than two hours
for trucks. It is cut through the
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ment of Savoie.
When a man goes fishing he may
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which only move the bowels—ignoring the real
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