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HomeMy WebLinkAboutZurich Herald, 1932-10-13, Page 7OVED LI Hao to be eOff-Wit Now As Active As Ever *low happy this roan must feel to be Wong and tit agr. n, after being a vic- + of rheumatism for so long. "''el, le many years :tow," he writes, *Wince I was first led up with chronic cr7neulnatism. Then I had to go about with two sticks. I worked in misery until five years ago, I could only move like .a wooden mtn by turning round ai'atogether, I could not get my coat oft without nay wife's help. But, thanks to ICrusclzen Salts, which; 1 have taken regularly now for five years, T am as''r wtive as a young man of 23."—E.H. Why continue to get only temporary roilef from rbeumattem when you can obtain ,lasting comfort and remove the cause of your rheumatic torment with ]g:ruschen Salts? Here is a plain state- ment of the facts:—Two of the vari- ous salts of whch Kruschen is com- posed dissolve the needle -pointed al:rystals of uric acid which have set- tled in your joints, causing them to swell, ache and inflame. Other ingredi- ents of Kruschen assist Nature to flush nut these dissolved crystals through His Coat the natural channels. Other ingredi- ents still, prevent food fermentation or decomposition taking place in the in- testinal tract, and thereby check the further formation not only of uric acid but of other body poisons which un- dermine the health. Start on Kruschen to -morrow. Keep up "the little daily dose" and you'll soon joyft,lly agree with thousands of others that rheumatism meets its mas- ter in Kruschen. Kruschen Salts is obtainable at all Drug Stores at 45c and 75c per bottle. Owl Laffs Reggie—"Do you seed your shirts to the laundry?" Charles—"No, I just wear them ouee and tear them myself." Jacob—"Where did you get that black eye?" A.Ifred—"I kissed the bride." Jacob—"But I thought that was cus- tomary?" Alfred—"Well—not two months af- ter the ceremony, it isn't." The phonograph and radio have slaved parents many n dollar that would have been wasted on piano les- sons -for girls who had no musical talent. Waiter — "Haven't you forgotten momethtng, sir?" Professor -"Why, 1 thought I gave you the customary tip?" Waiter—"You did, sir, but you for- got to eat." ^— A. lecturer says that mothers find it difficul,, to get modern children to be- lieve fairy -stories. Fathers are often laced with a similar difficulty in the ease of modern mothers. Mertes—"Will you sit on right eland during dinner?" Male Guest of Honor—"Not with that big ring on your finger." Mrs. Jones (to her neighbor)—`You know I think my husband was drunk Inst night." Mrs. Helms—"}low's that?" Mrs. Sones—"Why, he came in and jumped in the bed." Mrs. Helms—,"Well ?" Mrs. Jones—"The bed wasn't there." Irate Passenger—"Madam, what do you mean by letting your child snatch eft my wig?" Mother (with a sigh of relief) --"Ob, It's a wig, is it? I was afeared fur a minute that be's sealpt ye alive." The easiest job in �he world is the one most grievously neglected — at- tending to your own business. Phyllis—"Daddy, John asked me to marry him, but I told him I. couldn't leave mother." Father (brightly)—"That's ail right, my dear. Take her with you." The man who says "I run things az home," usually refers to the lawn mower, washing machines, vacuum! sweeper and errands. )diner—"I see that tips are forbid- den here." Waitress—"So was apples in the Garden of Eden." Employer—"I want you to prove your power as a salesman. Just sell that gentleman some of those cigars. Salesman—'But I sold him some of them last week." Employer --- "I know, but selling them to him again is where the real test of a salesman is going to come in." We might have better times right away if people would stop using their money for everything by paying debts. Doctor --""When the symptoms first Colic Pains "1 found that BABY'S OWN TAB- LAeTS relieve colic pains almost at ecce", writes Mrs. Mildred Noddle, Long Creek, N.B. Many other Mothers report equally happy benefits from giv- ing their children these Tablets. BABY'S OWN TABLETS are recom- mended by Mothers for teething troubles, upset stomach, indigestion, folic, simple fevers, constipation. There is no need for YOUR. child to suffer. BABY'S OWN TABLETS can he given'with absolute safety. --see ana- iy°3,!'s certificate in each 25c package. Or. Williams' 244 RADYS OW TALES Rt��cu � . 4t'6i:•! •�.'. appeared .did your teeth chatter?" Patient—"I don't know they were on the table." According to a child specialist, school children really do not need a yearly vacation, Maybe not, but their teachers do. All Souls Night Fetch the candles! Make a light! Let it search the growing gloom! Shadows are abroad. to-night— They shall enter every room. This is the time for silence. Draw your chair Close to the hearth! The fragrant birchen log Smolders and shows a glowing eye. The dog Lies stretched out motionless, save when with hair Bristling along his back he cocks an ear • To leaves that brush against the window frame Like tapping fingers of lost sorrls who came From far•off regions, begging entrance here Draw close your chair! The guttering candles throw Strange shadows on the walls, and with the rain Come voices as of lost souls in their pain— So was it in the time of Odllo. Snuff the candles! Seek your bed! Down upon your bended knees! As Saint Od!Io once prayed, Pray you for the souls of these! —F. L. Montgomery. Countrywoman Her heart was bred by calm and gra- cious things: Humbled before the gentleness of trees, Made still by wind and rain and rising wings. Her dream was fashioned by the least of these She knows the secret of the small co- coon, Design 01 corn and pattern of the ferns, The stately beauty of the harvest moon That like a bright wheel on the moun- tain turns. Cities will beckon, bells will hid her pass, Torches will flame among the lofty towers, But from her mind, as in a crystal glass, W111 rise the little ghost o1 forest Powers. She needs no guile of art; around her stand, Unseen, the leafy regions of her land. —Florence Ripley krastin, in the New York Times. Treasure Yield Expected From Ship ,Sunk ill 1678 Cape Town, South Africa --Silver bars, ivory and oases of Chinese porcelain, hundreds of years old, may be the reward of salvage experts who are starting work on the wreck of the East India trading ship Haar- lem II, sunk in Table Bay in 1678. For what is believed to be the first time in salvage operatious, a dredge will be employed. The wreck is only twelve feet below the surface, but lies so deep in sand that divers cannot get at it. The dredge will first clear the ground: After that little difiiicnity is expected. Records show that the Chinese porcelain carried by the Haarlem 1r was tightly packed in eases, and ]topes are entertained that it may be found intact. Sea water does not affect porcelain, First 'Thoughts In • natters of etenscience, first thoughts are best; fir matters of prod-, once, last thoughts are beet. —Rev, Robert Hall. flow long we live, not years, but actions te71, 1 OUR CROSS WORT PUZZLE ECO!''MICAL TO SMOKE PLUG TO 29 33 37 IS THE PLUG T IMO HORIZONTAL. 1—Variant type 6 --Soothes 11 --Source of tapioca 13—To conquer 14—Holding office 15—Cautious 17—Not any 18—Lee 20—.Feat 21—Spanish for river 22—Girl's name 24—To make edging 25—Water bird 26—Wa ik 28—Norse discoverer 29—Rodent 30—To v 'ant 31—Plateau 32—Stripping 34—Musical instrument 35—Chlorin and sodium 51 .36—Period 38—Ibsen character 39 Liner rs 41 --Welsh riper 42—t`ae being 43—Number 45—By 46—Waste 48—Fold 50—Ornamental slit 51 --Shades VERTICAL 1—GxiI. 2—Bectang,llaz• pieces 8—Forward 4—To tear 5—Rugged hills 6—Coin 7—Rearward 8—French article 9—Mad 10 --Decoy 12—Mollusk 13—Depression 36—Two-fol 1 19—Votary to art 21—Held power 23—To uproot 25—Special quality • 27 --Anglo-Saxon money 28 ---To sin 30—European sea ,81 ---Shoal fish 32—Scoop 33 --Siang: bribe 34—Animals' homes 35—Transaction 37—Deals out 39 --Desire 40—Find • 43—Vehicle 4.4—Prefix: new 47—Musical note 49 ---Article ACCO IE T VALUE IN CCO 2,0 Source of Cosmic Ray -w- Exists in Stratosphere Brussels,—King Albert heard Pro- fessor Augeste Piccard tell the story of his recentvoyage into the strato- sphere. Addressing a scientific gathering, the professor declared he had estab- lished that the source cf cosmic rays is in the stratosphere, although the origin of this radio -activity still is a matter of mystery. Discovery of the cosmic ray's origin will enable mankind to produce great- er energy than has ever been known, Professor Auguste Piccard, famous for his balloon Slights into the strat sphere, said recently. Professor Pl. ca.'d detailed his la flight before an audience which i; eluded King A:bert and the entire Be giar diplomatic corps, Willow Only inch High Found A dwarf variety of willow is th world's smallest tree. It grows on inch or less In height and it noun only at high altitudes In the Rock; Mountains in Idaho, Montana, and 1: a limited area in the White 14 Tour. tains in New Hampsbire. Call Women )deal Taxi Drivers Women make ideal taxi driver] "because the police are nicer t them than to men,' says the first wo. man taxi driver in Prague, Czecho slovakia. 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First, it provides a means of culture and professional study: sec- ond, it brings the work of the uni- versity, the college and of the profes- sional schools within the reach of teachers in the public and private schcols; third, it furnishes teachers desirous of promotion or advance 11_ censes for teaching an opportunity to prepare for such examinations as the Department of Education of the city may announce. Adelaide, S. Aust.—Long distances rather than sensational speeds are the outstanding accomplishments of Australian trains, which have to span a continent. But the Common- wealth has some claim to the slow- est train in the world, in one which travels from Port Augusta, South Australia, to Kalgoorlie, Western Australia, and back—a total mileage of 2100 taking two weeks over the round trip. Still, there is realty no hurry necessary; all that is needed is regularity. JJ This train is called the "tea and sugar train" and is so named be-. cause it transports domestic supplies to settlers along the east to west transcontinental route. To them it is a vital link with far-off capitals on both sides of Australia. With it goes Mr, William Cowan 'who is described as the East-West undenominational missioner, and whose diocese embraces the whole sweep of desert country beyond Port Augusta to the bzorders of Kalgoorlie, and the little communities en route Mr. Cowan distributes hundreds of newspapers, enabling the lonely set- tlers to keep contact with the far- off cities. Power dwells with cheerfulness, hope puts us in a working mood, while despair is no muse and untunes the active power. --R. W. Emerson. + Do You Know? + ,,;kze: ♦'c«tt :ettteUee< :. •a2, is •a>.'tttt4+K+��ri•xn:;a+con4twM�.>,�.»:aa�F:J`J Tliat many of the blue berries consumed in New York and tete eastern states each year come from the Lake St. John district or Northern. Quebec? 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