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Zurich Herald, 1932-08-25, Page 7'Could Not Turn Her Her Body Had t Tortured 13y Muscular Rheumatism Mi ounce of help is worth a ton of pity. It was to this woman, Many Mends pitied her. But one gave her word of advice. After that word of sidviee she was no longer an object of pity. She writes;—"I suffered with mus- cular rheumatism in the neck—it was torture. I spent quite a large sum of tawny in trying certain treatments nd medicines, but could get no relief. could not turn my head round when lei wanted to—I had to turn my body las well. My friends all pitied me. (Then one advised me to try Kruschen Salts, which I did. And in six months 1 was a different woman. Now if I feel the least twinge of rheumatism, I take a dose of wonderful Kruschen Salts, and it vanishes. I shall never 'ail td recommend Kruschen after what I have suffered."—Mrs. S. Kruschen is a powerful solvent of the torturing crystals of uric acid. It swiftly dulls their sharp edges, then Bushes them out of the system. 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Brilliant pageantry: music— :instrumental and choral— famous bands from Great Britain and this continent;, costly displays of manufactured and natural products from far-off lands; horse show; automobile show; fashion show; dog and cat shows; stirring military tourna- ments; Kaye Don with "Miss England III"; British Schneider Cup Plane; Seventh Marathon Swim for world's professional championship; two art galleries, engineering, electrical and scientific achieve- ments; indeed, outstanding .things to see in this gorgeous lakeside park and its costly permanent buildings. Send a postcard for free descriptive folders. To avoid disappointment and in- convenience, the management have arranged to accept advance Reser- vations for Grandstand Pageant "The Triunepph"t and for any of the four2000-Voice Exhibition Chorus concerts. GRANDSTAND RESERVED SEATS: 50c and $1.00. Box Seats $1.50 ea. (.5 chairs In each box) 2000 -VOICE EXHIBITION CHORUS: Aug. 27, Sept. 1, Sept. 6, Sept. 10 Ground floor reserved 75e. Box chairs $1.00. Said le or moneyorder with•Deet dto Canadian National hd ition, Toronto. (Wititam hos , proeldenl • 6`47 44, WORLD'S' SEPT 10 ANNUAL „ 1932 •eXrolltlON," 4 H. W. Waters 'pilsv.' General Mantle' ISSUE No. 33-232 movies cannot understand why the husbands of the actresses should de- sire to be divorced from them. Changing Conditions A girl may love you from th., bottom of her heart, but there's always room for some other guy at the top. Sunday -School Teacher — "William, can you tell me what we must do be- fore we can expect forgiveness of sin?" William—"Yes sir. We must sin." Dumb—"Funny, how Fred is so lucky at cards and then loses his win- nings at the race tracks." Notsodumb—"Not so funny! They won't let him shuffle the horses." A buzzard does a man much more service than a humming bird, but it isn't nearly as popular. Wife—"The couple next door seem to be very devoted. He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?" Husband—"I don't know her well enough yet." Nevertheless But for Thomas A. Edison we would not have the moving picture, the talk- ing machine, or the telephone—but he was a great man nevertheless. An angry telephone patron who`was charged extra for a call, roared:. Telephone Patron — "Outrageous! Why, in any home city one can talk to Hades and back for ten cents." Telephone Operator (chirping) — "No doubt. That's inside the city limits. Wife—"Oh, I'm so sleepy. Is every- thing shut up for the night, dear?" Husband—"That depends on you. Everything else is." "My idea of a cheapskate is a per- son who'd reverse the charges on a long distance call to the poorhouse," said Awful Oswald, the Brushville pest, as he picked up another cigarette stub, and asked for a light. Wife—"When I married you I did not know you were such a coward. I thought you were a brave man." Husband—"And so did everybody else." Convalescent (in hospital, to a friend)—"Thanks very much for the brandy peaches. Although the doctor wouldn't let me eat the peaches, I en- joyed the spirit in which they were sent." Many people have found out that the only way to end divorce is to marry the second wife first. Before letting your conscience be your guide, it is a good idea to be sure you have one. • Polite Book Agent—"Have you a Charles Dickens in your home?" Lady of the Mouse (snapping) — "No." Book Agent—"Or a Robert* Louis Stevenson? Or a Eugene Field?" Lady— No, no, we haven't, and what's more, we don't run a boarding house. If you're looking for those people, you might ask across the street." Men who stand around waiting for something to turn up should begin with their sleeves. Movie Director—"Can you act " Applicant—"Act! Why on the stage last week T died so n .rally my life insurance agent, who was in the emit - once, fainted." Medical Examiner—"Anel what did your grandfather die of?" Patient—"I don't remember, but I am sure it was nothing serious." Too Many young couples come to leek Upon marriage as an endurance contest. "Do you like simple thin you proposing?" ?r, "Aro Om to play..triage AUCTION CONTRACT 4 Wynne Ferguson Author of 'PRACTICAL AUCTION BRIDGE* ARTICLE No. 35 With what type of hand should a One of the best liked members of player raise his partner's bid? One of one of the Now York Card Clubs is an the first points to notice is that no player has a justifiable raise for his partner's suit bid unless he has at least three small trumps or two to an honor. Lacking such holdings In the trump suit, a player should deny, net assist his partner's bid. Provided, however, that the player does hold at least three small trumps, he may as- sist his partner's bid if he holds any of the following supporting values: (first) aces, kings and queens of the other suits; (second) ability to trump some short or missing suit; (third) the fact that the supporting hand holds four or more cards of partner's suit, or three to an honor. Please note, that the values of the high cards in support of partner's best bid are very nearly double their sure trick or defensive value. "Ability to trump some short or missing suit" is usually valued as fol- lows: A doubleton is worth 1h trick with 3 trumps and 1 trick with 4 trumps. A singleton is worth 1 trick with 3 trumps and 2 tricks with 4 trumps. A blank suit is worth 2 tricks with 3 trumps and 3 tricks with 4 trumps. "The fact that the supporting hand holds four or more cards of partner's suit of three to an hone;',"'is usually valued as follows: Three small trumps 0 tricks The ace or king 1 trick The queen 1/s trick Four small trumps 1 trick Four trumps headed by an honor 1 trick plus honor value Five small trumps 11/2 tricks Five trumps headed by an honor 2 tricks Two values must be placed on all high cards; First, their values in de- fense of opponents' bids. This is their sure trick value. Second, their value in support of partner's best bid. The latter valuation is much higher than their sure trick valuation because the chance that they may be trumped is less and the chances of setting up a suit much stronger. Their value as cards of re-entry is also considerable. These additional values are practically double their sure trick value. Hearts—none Hearts—none Clubs—Q, 7, .2 Diamonds -7, 3 Spades—J, 7, 4 old Professor of Greek at one of the local universities. He has read every- thing that has been published on the game, but has never been able to be- come a good player. Every once in a while he has a bad night, and, when he does, his partners try to grin and bear it. The following hand is an il- lustration of the Professor's game, and is applicable either to Auction or to. Contract: Hearts -7, 5 Clubs -9, 6, 2 Diamonds—Q, 10, 2 Spades—Q, 9, 8, 5, 2 Dummy A B : Professor : Hearts—K, 4 Clubs—A, Q Diamonds—A, 8, 5, 4, 3 Spades—A, K, J. 10 The Professor's contract was five spades and A led the ace of hearts and then a low heart, which the Professor won with the king. Ile then took out the trumps and led a small club from dummy and finessed with his queen. The king was in A's hand, so that the Professor failed to make his contract as be subsequently lost the king of diamonds, which was also in A's hand. After the hand was over, the Pro- fessor said to his partner, "Well, part- ner, if the king of clubs had been on the right side, I would have made my bid." His partner, a very good player, replied: "You could have gone game without taking the finesse. After you had taken out the opponents' trumps, you should have led a Ipw diamond toward the queen in dummy. A had the king, so that your diamonds were set up an on the last two in your hand, you could have discarded two losing clubs in dummy." This criticism was correct and the Professor apologized for taking a finesse when it .wasn't necessary. His partner was silent for a minute, and then said: "Well, Pro- fessor, it looks as if anybody can teach Greek but bridge seems to require a head." Problem Hearts—None Clubs -8, 5, 3 Diamonds -6, 4 Spades—Q, 8, 6 A v z B : S3carte- A„.'ilk» 1.�. Clubs—K, 4 Diamonds—Q, J Spades -9 There are no trumps and Z is in the lead. How can Y Z win six of the eight tricks against any defense? Z should lead the ulna of spades. If A covers with the jack, Y should play the queen and then lead the three of clubs. If A refuses to cover, Y should also play low. Y should then play the king of clubs. In either event, Z would win the second trick with the king of clubs. He should then lead the four of clubs. A can either (a) win the trick with the queen or (b) allow B to win with the jack. (a) If A wins the trick with the queen of clubs, he can lead a club, Hearts—K, 8 Clubs -7, 9 Diamonds—K Spades -5, 3, 2 which Y will win and lead a diamond, putting B in the lead and forcing him to lead hearts to Z's tenace or spades to Y's tenace. A can also lead a dia- mond, putting B in ne lead with the same result. A can also lead a spade to Y's tenace. Y would win these two tricks and lead a diamond, putting B in the lead and forcing him to lead hearts to Z's tenace. (b)If A allows B to win the third trick with the jack of Clubs, the result is the same. 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To be- lieve that what is truest in you is true for all; to abide by that certain that, while you stand firm, the world will c:,me round to you—that is indepen- dence. It is not difficult to get away into retirement and there live upon your own convictions, nor is it diffi- cult to mix with men, and follow their convictions. But to enter into the world, and there live firmly and fear- lessly according to your own con- science—that is Christian greatness, —F. W. Robertson. Genius The universal genius who can man- age all himself has yet to appear. Only one with the genius to recognize: others of different genius and harness' them to his own car can approach the "universal." It is a ease of ciffierent' but co-operating abilities, each part; of the complicated machine fitting In- to its right place and there performing its duty without jarring.—Andrew Car- negie. 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