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HomeMy WebLinkAboutZurich Herald, 1932-02-11, Page 7Grocers guarantee this lea. Money back if you ask for it. 2 CHOICE QUALITIES •—. Red Label & Orange Pekoe i�— Owl Laffs Contagious—Like Measles Happiness is like measles; you can- not have it without givinfg it to some- one else. When Business Is Good Advertise Some to Get More. When Business Is Slow, Advertise More to Get Some. If you can smile before breakfast it is very likely that you can smile the rest of the day. Love at first sight has a great precedent: Adam's for Eve. Many a man has Jost his fight by stop- ping topping to pat himself on the back. Any wife knows that the ideal husband is one who can pay her compliments and her bills. A lot of the talkies are dumb. As soon as a husband is broken of one bad habit he acquires another. With airplanes and radios riding the air all the time it is no wonder the air bucks up occasionally. Putting your purse under your pillow does not necessarily mean that you have enough to retire on. Before leaving your present position for a new one, be sure the new one has mor- advant- ages than a mere advance in salary. Here's something for the girls to con - older: When airplanes become com- mon and take the place of autos, there will be no opportunity to get out and walk back home. He who laughs last laughs best, but he soon gets a repu- tation for being mighty dumb. Brown—"When you sleep, your fore- head reminds me of a story." Light Brown—"What Story, 'Sleep- Mg Sleeping Beauty'?" Brown—"No. Sleepy Hollow." "Daddy, dear, may I have a dime, please?" Daddy (with a smile)—"Surely, son. Hers it is." • Little George (anxiously) — "This time you won't make me give it back after the visitors are gone, will you Daddy dear?" Harry—"Is Gertrude homely?" Charles—"Well, if her face is her fortune, her husband didn't marry her for money." Y OUCH! Sam held her hand and she held hiz'n, And then they hugged and went to kiz'n. They did not know her dad had riz'n, Madder than hops and simply siz'n; And really 'tiz'n right to liz'n, But Sam got hiz'n and went out whiz'n. Troubio Averted In Either Case A man who g'- es in when he is wrong is wise. .A man who gives in when he is right is married. Little George (after he had been in- troduced to the guests for dinner)— NOTICE TO MOTORISTS GEARING EIGHTS O TS C STOP-GLAREY. USE ' REFLECTORS These Reflectors can be attached to the light bulbs in the head lamps of your automobile. They greatly increase your driving vision, lighting the roadway fence to fence. They are a',ld at alow price. They are guaranteed for the life of your car. This is not a painted light bulb. Write us for full particulars and exclusive agency selling rights. STOP -(GLARE REFLECTORS, LTD., Hamilton,, Ont. Timid Customer — "Do you keep fountain pens?" Too Smart Saleslady—"No, but we sell 'em." Timid Customer (walking out) -- "Well, you willkeep the one I was go- ing to buy." Explorer—"I have made a remark- able discovery.' A tribe of human be- ings that possess no weapons of war- fare." Listener—"Is that so? Well, I didn't think there was any part of the world that uncivilized." CHILD need REGULATING? French Scene glory to play Bridge AU CTION aN4 CONTRACT *yWynne Ferguson Author of 'PRAOTICAL AUCTIOle BRIDGE` ARTICLE No. 8 A discussion of 'he following ques- tion of a correspondent should interest all Auction and Contract. players: .-"First hand has bid no trump, sec- ond has passed, third has over -called his partner with two hearts and fourth has bid two spader. Under what con- ditions should the original hand (a) bid two no trumps, (b) raise his part - mer to three hearts." This particular question opens up a' very wide field of discussion and one that can be handled only in a very general way. For the purpose of this discussion it will be assumed that neither side has .- roore. Also assume that the dealer has bid one no trump with each of the following bands: It is the most delightful of French inns, in the quaintest of French set- tlements. As you rush by in one of the innumerable trains that pass it daily, you may catch glimpses of tall trees trailing their branches in the still stream—hardly a dozen yards wide—of flocks of white ducks pad- dling together, and of queer punts drawn up on th shelving shore or tied to soggy, patched -up landingstairs. If the sun shines, you can see, now and then, between the trees, a figure kneeling at the water's edge, bending ovr a pile of clothes, washing—her head bound with a red handkerchief. If you are quick, the miniature river will open just before you round the curve, disclosing in the distance groups of willows, and a rickety foot- bridge perched up on poles to keep it dry. All this you see in a flash. But youmust stop at the old-fash- ioned station, within ten minutes of the Harlem river, cross the road, skirt an old gardn bound with a fence and bursting with flowers, and so pass on through a bare field to the watet's edge, before you catch sight of the cosy little houses lining the banks.. . I have a love for the out-of-the-way places of the earth when they bristle all over with the quaint and the old and the odd, and are mouldy with the picturesque. But here is an in -the - way place, all sunshine and shimmer, with never a fringe . f mould upon it, and yet you lose your heart at a glance. It is as charming in its boat life as an old Holland canal; it is as delightful in its shore life as the Seine; and it is as picturesque and en- trancing in its sylvan beauty as the most exquisite of English streams.— From "A Day at Laguerre's and Other Days," by F. Hopkinson Smith. CASTORIA WILL DO ITI When your child needs regulating, remember this: the organs of babies and children are delicate. Little bowels must be gently urged —never forced. That's why Castor's la used by so many doctors and mothers. It is specially made tor children's ailments; contains no harsh, harmful drugs, no narcotics. Yon can safely give it to young in- fante for colic pains. Yet it is an equally effective regulator for older children. The next time your child baa a little cold or fever, or a di- gestive upset, give him the help of Ceasforia, the children's own rem- edy. Genuine Castoria always has the name: 'lk�Cdd7JLt CAS TO RIA CHILDREN CRY FOR IT Bess—"Jack Timid has asked me if he might call to -night. I think he wants to tell me that he loves me." Tess—"Oh, that goes without say- ing." Bess—"Yes, and I'm afraid he will, too." A Hearts—Q, 8 Clubs—A, 10, 4, 2 Diamonds—K, 10, 9, 8 Spades—K, J, 7 B Hearts—Q, 10, 7, 2 Clubs—A, 10, 4, 2 Diamonds—K, Q. 9 Spades -10, 4 C Hearts -7, 2 Clubs—A, 10, 4, 2 Diamonds—K, Q, 9, 8 Spades—Q, 7, 2 D Hearts -7, 4 Cruris—A, K, Q, 7, 6, 2 Diamonds—K, 10, 7 Spades—K, 7 Then assume that his partner has bid two : ^^-'ts and fourth hand has bid two spades. With Hand A, the dealer should bid no trump. He has a double stopper in the spade suit and only two hearts. For this reason the no t.ump bid offers the better chance for game, I '.is partner has a strong heart suit, it is up to him to bid three hearts. The bid c " two no trump indi- cates a strong hand but no particular help for the heart bid. Always hesi- tate to help your partner's suit bid with only two trump., or less. The only exception to this is when you hold ace or king and one other. tt In Hand B, the dealer should un- doubtedly bid three hearts. He has no stopper in the spade suit and yet very strong help for his partner's heart bid. This hand is a fine example of the type of hand or. which to assist partner's suit bid. In Hand C, the dealer should pass. He has only one stopper in spades and less than normal hell for his partner's heart suit. For that reason, he should neither bid two no trump nor three hearts. It is a fins: example of a hand that is just under the requirements for a two no trump bid. In Hand D, the dealer should bid two no trump. He has only one stopper in the spades but his. set-up club suit makes the hand a good chance for game in no trump. The fact that it contains only two small hearts makes a three -heart bid inadvisable. It is a fine eample of a hand that is just over the requiremen:i for a two no trump bid. It is manifestly impossible to include in this discussion all of the various types of hands that might come under the conditions specified in the ques- tion, but the foregoing examples are typical and will act as a guide in the gre"at majority of instances. As a gen- eral rule, bid two no trump if you have a double stopper in the suit bid or three hearts if you have three or more hearts to an honor and a sound no trump. Last Instructions , When I am dead, and ashes in your hand, In a mild Virginia meadow take your stand, And pause a moment, thinking of the past, Those rare road -walking days that couldn't last. Think, "This was her body that swung along with me, The same road the same violets, the very locust tree." Think, "God she loved, and the wit- nesses of God And in especial the Virginia sod. Here we walked together, the wind whirled As on` the first bright morning of the world. Hungry, tired, and tremblingly in love, And something sang, I think a 'brown wood -dove," These thoughts will pass like summer. Pause no more. I shall be there as happy as before. -- I shall be there to watch you turn aside, Remembering. Then fling the ashes wide. —Virginia Dare in The Montreal Star. The Interdependence of Nations Detroit News: Every great modern industrial country is dependent on world economy. Even we in the United States are finding out that our wealth. is not simply the coun- try's resources, means of production and population, but is conditioned by the international exchange of goods, services and capital. National self - ' elf' containment is a pure political phantasy, as our own rapidly dwind- ling foreign trade with its terrible concomitants of bankruptcy and un- employment so tragically attests. "The list of American Presidents presents an almost unbroken array of British names."—Haveloclt Ellis. The Poet's Day The poet's day is different from an- other, Tho' he doth count each man his own heart's brother. fee crystal-clear the air that he looks through, Ift gives each color an intenser hue; Bad Attacks of Fila E.M.Ward i:indsW no der of I Picii-Me-®R in Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. "I have had attacks of the 'flu' frequently since 1919, and sometimes very bad attacks, but always when on the road to recovery I take Dr. Williams' Pink Pills and I find them. a wonderful pick-me-up." So writes E. M. Ward, Saskatoon, Sask., who further states: "I would re- commend Dr. Williams' Pink Pills to all from that rundown,. listless feel - Brings Wonderful Vitality. 'ach bush doth burn, and every flower sunerers i ins. 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It gets down into the material :n a fashion that is impossible for a cloth or sponge. A little lukewarm water —and nothing else—is the thing to use on the brush. CAUSES OF CARBURETOR POPPING There are quite many causes of pop- ping back into the carburetor, a con- dition that may cause the engine to catch fire, especially it the outside of it is dirty and covered with oil. The four most common ones are dirt in the carburetor, sticking intake valves, water in the gasoline, and an air leak at the intake manifold connections. PUT WINDSHIELD DOWN. Many a car owner is only partially locking his door these days by leaving the• windshield • open, making it a simple natter to reach through and Iunlatch a door from the inside. Classified Advertising T7!PEWRITERS ONDERFUL BARGA1NS IN U6.. BUILT typewriters, UNDSIt- WOODS, REMINGTONS, ROYALS, .iso all makes of portables. Special for this month, express prepaid: UNDIORWO&,D MODEL 6, factory rebuilt, regular 3155; our price $47.60. 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