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Thirty years of a colorful and much
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way were completed January 1st with.
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pension. In those thirty years and in
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big assignment in 1891 when he hand-
ed the photography of the lying in 1
state and funeral of Sir John A. Mac-
1onald at •3ttawa and Kingston. But
his big work and that by which he will
be mainly remembered is his photo-
graphic record of the manifold aspects
of the Canadian Rockies gathered over
a period of 25 years up to 1930 during
which he spent three months of each
year in that territory from "The Gap"
fn Alberta as far west as Kamloops,
a distance of 400 miles.
He has accompanied as official
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AUCTION 404
CONTRACT
4Wynne Ferguson
Author of 'PRACTICAL AUCTION Bli.1DOB!
ARTICLE No. I;
There is no Auction player in the
world who always wins or who always
loses, and yet some players, deserved
ly or otherwise, get that reputation.,
It is very useful to have• a reputation
for good luck. It riot only gives your
partner confidence in you, but also
worries your opponents. Card players
as a class are superstitious, even
though they will not admit it and,
when a player has the reputation of
"always winning," he generally does.
On the other hand consider the play-
er who "always" loses. He takes his
place at the table with a sad and
mournful expression as if Fate has al-
ready marked him out as the loser of
the rubber. He generally starts out ,
with a remark like this: "Well, part-
ner, I haven't been able to hold a face
card in weeks so watch your step." He
takes a queer sort of pride in his bad
luck and seems to enjoy talking about
it. Needless to say, such a player has
a bad influence on his partner and an
encouraging one on his opponents.
The following hands are interesting
and instructive
Hand No. 1
Y
: A B :
Z
Hearts -7
Clubs -9, 6
Diamonds—A, K, Q, 8
Spades—A, Q, 10, 6, 5, 2
Auction Bidding:
No score, rubber game. Z dealt and
bid one spade, A two hearts, Y pass,
B pass Z two spades, A pass, Y pass
and B three hearts. What should Z
now do with the foregoing hand? Z
should bid three spades. The only
other possible bid is four diamonds
and that Is a bad bid because partner
may leave it in. At a void score, there
is a much better chance for game n
spades than in diamonds, so the three -
spade bid is preferable.
Contract Bidding:
At Contract the bidding would be the
same.
Juggling Figures
Berlin—Dr. Finkelstein, a young
Pole, who arrived in Germany re-
cently, entertained and puzzled the
Berliners no little at the Winter -
garden vaudeville by adding up a
column of figures more rapidly than
anyone could read them, by learn-
ing billions and trillions by heart,
in the flash of a second, and by do-
ing many other things bewildering
to the most learned mathematicians.
Dr. Kinkelstein, writes a correspon-
dent of the Christian Science Moni-
tor, for instance, draws a chess-
board of twenty-five squares and
ass that someone may fill in the
figures. He looks at it for less
than a minute—his record time 1s
fifteen seconds—and then repeats •
the twenty-five figures forward, back- f
ward and in spiral fashion. It is
quite simple, he assures one.
The Pat of Butter
Once, at the Agricultural Show,
We tasted—all ,'o yellow—
Those butter -pats, cool and mel-
low!
Emla taste I still remember, though
It was do long ago.
This *poke of the grass of Nether.,
hay,
.Aad this of Ktngcomb Hill,
Aifd this of Coker Rill;
Whioh was the prune I could not say
of all those tried that day.. .
—Thomas Hardy, in "Human Shows,
Par Phantaelee,"
A bore makes a big hole in a man's
buffy de,4r
Hand No. 2
Hearts—Q, 8, 4, 2
Clubs -10, 7, 3
Diamonds—J, 7, 2
Spades—J, 8, 4
•Y ,
:A B:
Z .
No score, rubber game. Either at
Auction or at Contract, if Y's partner
had first bid sped .3 and rebid them
and on the third round of bidding, bid
four diamonds, what should Y now bid
if A passed four diamonds? Y should
hid four spades. His partner has
showed a good spade hand by his re-
bid and only a fair diamond hand. re
hand has practically the same strength
in both suits and therefore. the same
chance to make four in either suit. As
!our spades score game, it is the pre-
ferable bid Hand No. 2 was the one
held by Z's partner in Hand No. 1. In
the actual play, Z bid four diamonds
and Y passed. The hand was submit-
ted to the writer for criticism and
from the analysis it is evident that
both players made bad bids. Y's error,
however, was inexcusable. When your
partner has bid two suits and you have
better support for one always take him
back to that suit. If you have equal
support as in Hanel No. 2, take hien
back to the major suit. Play for game
all the time.
Hand No. 3
Y
: A B :
Z
Hearts—A, IC, Q, 10, 7, 6, 5, 2
Clubs—K, 7
Diamonds—K, 3
Spades --7
No score, first game At either Auc-
tion or Contract, what should Z, as
dealer, bid with the foregoing hand?
The ouly proper bid in this case is four
hearts to shut out, if possible, a four -
spade bid by opponents. It is a per-
fect example of a shut -out bid.
Owl Laffs
Customer—"Three of those apples
you sent me were rotten. I am bring-
ing them back."
Storekeeper — "That's all right,
madam. You needn't bring them back.
Your word is just as good as the ap-
ples."
Resinol—"What makes you think
you are qualified for a post in the dip-
lomatic corps?"
Cuticura—"Well I've been married
for two years and my wife still thinks
I have a sick friend I sit up with."
Buyer—"Let's plan the game called
"Building an Loan."
Seller—'How do you play it?"
Buyer—"Get out of this building and
leave me alone."
can live as cheaply as daughter. By
the time we've solved to -day's prob-
lems we'll have r new set. Getting the
critter prosperity back into the corral
is every man's job.
err
Monday on the Cort neon
(From The Countryman.)
Perilous trousers hu'eg from pegs,
Wave agile unrestricted legs,
"whose flowing curves, replete and
free,
Betoken a humanity
That rolls from bliss to super bliss
In some far rounder world than this.
An apron not to be effaced
Flaunts stout if unsubstantial waist.
The sheet forswear the sober bed
Whereon we nightly sleep like lead,
And in a strenuous delight
Would have us bounce and bounce at
night;
While pillowcases almost burst,
To beg us gambol with them first.
Abandoned dusters wildly ask
When next at our appointed task,
We should not gravely dust the room,
But dance and sing and wave the
broom,
And whirl about our decent heads
Their flapping blues and flying reds.
A proud young father wired the
news of his happiness f his brother
in these words:
"A handsome boy has come to my
house and claims to be your nephew.
\Ve are doing our best to give him a
proper welcome."
i The brother however, failed to see
the point and wired back:
"I have no nephew. The
is an imposter."
Hubby—"Oh, pshawI
watch upstairs."
Wifey—"Never mind, it'll run down."
Hubby—"No, it won't—there's a
winding staircase."
Beauty Doctor—"Of course, madam,
I remember lifting your face. And
what can I do for you now?"
Client—"I wonder if 1 Ju could do
: something to lift my husband's. It
fell terribly whet he received your
bill."
Landlady—"Isn't
chicken?"
Boarder—"It may have been
ly, but physically it's a wrec•'- "
So That's It!
He—"I never saw anything like this
tide! Here I've been pulling steadily
for ten minutes, and we don't seem to'
have moved a foot!"
She—"Oh Jack, I've just thought of
something. The anchor fell over-
board a little while ago, and I forgot
to tell you. Do you supose it could
have caught on something?"
The hole in the apple moans you
have or have not had proteins with.
your fruit juices. It has been demon-
strated too, that when a woman can
have her own way she doesn't want it.
Most arguments would stop before
they begin if each would base his
opinion on fact and not prejudice.
Don't spread unautlienticated rumors,
if only to be kind to your Adam's ap-
ple. Perhaps "two can live as cheaply
as one" means that father and mother
"Life a Misery"
From Headaches
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ISSUE No. 4—'32
young man'
I left mY
this a real good
moral-
Crowl—"Are you afraid of dogs?"
Howl—"Yes, every time I eat them
I get indigestion."
' Then It Happened
He I! mind she'd used his razor
To open cans o' stuff,
And so for a shoe brush
He used her powder puff.
Father—"Are there '.alf fares for
children?"'
Conductor --"Yes, under fourteen."
Fother—"That's all right. I've only
five." •
Mr, Keck—"Do you believe that
there is a higher power?"
Mr. Peck—"My griod man, I married
her."
Floorwalker—"I notice that your
last customer did not ley anything,
I but he seemed very pleased. What
did he want to see?"
Salesgiri—"Me at eight o'clock."
Teacher.—"If you subtract 19,000
from 700,000, what's the difference?"
Johnny -"Yeah, I think it's a lot of
foolishness too."
Simpkins -"Does your mother let
you read this modern etuff1"
Daughter—"Not if she gens her
hands on it first,"
In swift accord the ballet flows,
For liberated matter knows
The spirit of a singing bird.
The dishcloth's unaccustomed wings
Beat to the tune the bedspread singe
In notes of red and green and white.
The clothesprops quiver with delight
That this is Monday morning, this
Delirious, distended bliss.
Now let the mangle to its worst;
Let bodies be austere and curst;
Let linen presses hold their sway—
Here's to another washing day!
—Joyce M. Westrup.
Some people are inclined to mind
their own business but lack the ability
to do so.
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" My father suffered years with gout,
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breakfast, I am now 51 years of age,
and I have never had a touch of
rheumatics, or signs of same. 1 am
mot a teetotaler, taking a glass of ale
and a drop of whisky.'—C. E.
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" For
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this being a peculiar affliction from
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Two years ago I commenced taking
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