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Bank of Montreal Heads Review Situ tion at Bank's
Annual Meeting
In the speeches of Sir Charles Gor-
dan, president, and Jackson Dodds,
joint general manager, at the annual
meeting of the Tank of Montreal, com-
ment was made on the inherent
strength• -being exhibited by Canada in
the face of world depression, especial-
ly in regard to the banking structure
of the country. Sir Charles, while de-
clining to prophesy as to the immedi-
ate outlook, said that taking the long
view "There is every reason to look
forward with confidence to emerging
stronger and more prosperous than
• ever from the conditions that now pre-
-veil," and Mr. Dodds remarked, "It
would be rash indeed to speak with
assurance of the prospects of the com-
ing year, ,but ;it ;is •surely permissable
to say that when in•:ernational confi-
.dence .and .eo-operation are restored,
and oommeroe In ,consequence im-
proves, ,Canada .will be among the first
to benefit."
-Sir liharles ,Gordon ,made particular
:reference ,to the manner In which the
low price levels have affected farming,
;lumbering, miming, and ,newsprint
manufacture, remarking in megard tc.
•the latter .that there was reason to be -
:neve that a better condition avail being
,ushered in tiny the profit arising tram
:the premium on New York funds and
from .consolidation of companies tor
,the purpose of reducing overhead ex -j
;pease and effecting sore eeonomicai
distribution of the product.
While expressing the opinion that
Canada's large foreign obligations
would tend to prevent an early return
of the Canadian dollar to par, he said
he had no doubt that It would return
to par. As factors already working
to that end he remarked that the ad-
verse balance of trade in the 12
months to September 30 had been re-
duced to $35,000,000 as compared with
$100,000,000 for the previous 12
months, and that in the five months to
October 31st last there was each
month an excess of domestic exports
over imports, so that it would seem
that the country had reached the
point of an adjusted foreign trade.
Jackson Dodds, joint General Man-
ager with W. A. Bog, in presenting the
balance sheet reviewed the progress
made by the Bank during the fiscal
year. Remarking that "we should be
thankful that we in Canada are as
well off as we are," he said business,
nevertheless, was at a low ebb, and a
halt must be called to mounting ex-
penditures by federal, provincial and
municipal authorities, as these only
.aggravated the situation. Referring to
the fact that the downward movement
.of prices had reached record levels
.du:ning the year, he pointed out the
Impotence .of a Central Bank in main-
'taining a stable price level as demon-
strated by United States experience.
Concluding, he urged the adoption of
a policy by which as many unemployed
as possible will be made self-suporting
by piaeing them on idle land.
The Hundredth
Girl
it Seemed Suspicious—But He Be-
lleved In Her Absolutely.
By A. G. Greenwood
"That's it," thought Eddie Scott, eye-
ing the pretty young girl, as she left
hia shop clinging to the arm of the
fat, florid, middle-aged fellow who had
just bought a very expensive engage-
ment ring, "ninety-nine girls out of a
hundred will sell themselves for a life
of luxury."
He was enlarging on this cynical
theme when into the shop stepped a
tall, slim girl, whose Robin. Hood hat
revealed a mass of dark curls.
pence at Earlsfield Station at the end
of their tramp.
"Next Sunday at ten?" said he.
"If you like." she answered, eyes
shining. "Good -night."
But on Monday, as he glanced as
usual at the Agony Column of his daily
paper, Eddie read:
"£10 reward. Lost. recently in the
West End, an ear -ring, consisting of an
enamelled eye and a pearl in the shape
of a teardrop. All communications to
S. D., Donnelly's Hotel, BIoomsbury."
With the ear -ring in the palm of his
hand, he read the advertisement again.
Unlikely there could be two pairo of
ear -rings of such unusual design. At
the thought he felt uneasy, and for
the first time Mary's initial remark, "I
found only one," occurred to mind.
Had she picked it up? Didn't she
know that findings aren't keepings?
What had be better do? See her?
"Good -afternoon," she said nervous- She had told him not to come to the
ly. "I—I was wondering if you would house or write, because of her old
care to buy this?" cousin. But this was a business mat-
ter, and an urgent one. He ought to
go. He went. But no Mary Ridley
lived at No. 6. So she had given a
sham address. No wonder she would
not let him see her home! But what
was all this leading to? To the con-
clusion that she wasn't straight Ri-
diculous! Of course she was—as
straight as a die! There was some per-
fectly sound explanation. He must
wait till they met on. Sunday.
He waited for her outside Earlsfield
Station on Sunday morning—waited
till one o'clock—but she did not come.
Had she seen the advertisement and
Eddie took. from her outstretched
paha an ear -ring, consisting of a
miniature eye, enamelled in natural
colors, with a pendant pearl in the
shape of a teardrop.
"I found only one," she explained;
"and one ear -ring isn't much good, is
it? Yesterday I was unlucky. I had
my bag snatched. Nearly two pounds
gone!"
It was some time before Eddie real-
ized that in the case of ninety-nine
such customers out of a hundred he
would have asked questions. This girl
was the hundredth. Questions didn't taken alarm? Was she afraid to meet
occur to him. He merely observed
that the pearl was worth a couple of
pounds, and then sympathized with
her about the bag -snatching.
They chatted for a little, and it was
only when at last she said "Good -after-
noon" that he remembered to ask her
name and address.
"A mere matter of form," he added;
but he felt he couldn't let her vanish
and be utterly lost in the world.
"Mary Ridley," she said.
Eddie repeated the name as he
scribbled at her dictation in his order- could get no .reply.—Mary."
book: That evening Eddie went to Donnel-
"Mary Ridley, No. 6, Fairfield Road. ly's Hotel. He was shown up to a pri-
I know it" vale sitting -room, where he found a
florid -looking, middle - aged woman,
smothered in jewels.
Eddie explained his mission, and
showed her the ear -ring. She pounced
on it. Hers? Yes. She'd know it
among ten thousand. Questions pour-
ed from her. He explained.
"You mean,"'said she, 'that this
him? Miserably, he decided that it
was up to him to communicate with
the advertiser at Donnelly's Hotel,
Bloomsbury.
He rang up. It was Mrs. Dowson he
wanted, said the girl in the ofnce. She
would be back on Monday evening.
On a postcard that came by the first
post on Monday morning Eddie read:
"So terribly sorry I couldn't keep
appointment, but my cousin was sud-
denly taken ill, and I couldn't possibly
leave her. • I tried to 'phone you, but
Swiftly he preceded her to the door
and opened it. A fog had come on.
"It looks pretty thick;" he said.
won't you wait? Please do. It looks
hardly safe—especially with all these
bag -snatchers about."
"Well, p'r'haps I'd better—just a few
minutes."
So Eddie got a chair for her, and i girl picked it up somewhere and sold
they talked till Eddie, glancing at the it to you? That's a crime, you know."
clock, ejaculated: I "I'm sure it wasn't," said Eddie. "I'm
"Four! Would you think it fright- I certain she has a perfectly good ex-
tol cheek if I asked you to have a cup planation.
sof tea.?" Mrs. Dowson glowered, then said:
The fog was friendly. At five o'clock "Give me her name and address."
it was thicker than ever. At six ho "I—I'm afraid I can't," Eddie said
reported that, though artichoke SOUP awkwardly. "She gave them in °en -
may be nicer than the pea variety, it fldence,"
1: just as thick. And before It had "Oh!" was her comment. "Well,
lifted they pact arranged a country you'll have to give them to the police,
& for Sunday. you know."
Tramping with Mary across a wind- ''The police?"
'swept Surrey heath. Eddie found her "I shall put the whole affair into
glorious; seemingly fragile, yet Dare- their hands. I'm not at all sure that I
leas of the miles and the hills; obvious- believe your story. Maybe you picked
ly dainty, yet heedless of the mile and the ear -ring up yourself and kept it till
the rain that fell towards evening. a reward was advertised—or perhaps
On that walk he discovered that the girl's your accomplice."
Mary lived with an elderly invalid
eoueln, a martinet, and was scarcely
over free except on Sundays, when an-
other relation spent the day with Cous-
in Victoria.
"Will you meet me next Sunday?"
Eddie asked before saying "Good-
night."
The universe seemed sinking in the
balance because she didn't Immediate,-
),y say "Yes." But abe did, finally
Eddie carried that queer pearl eat -
ring in his pocket on that leiooind•
tramp, and wondered If, one dam, ha
could have a fellow made, a3td hI glrli" ago nn. you,
®u1d accept—well, the tildes of Flo, who, tltt� waster leaf i'Op% 1:401 me Your name and addr)ee even �dihi , the;grounds occupied a few months thing ye seen it, or I'd have gone home
e a o by Golflnhe courses. without it.
a24? 4r play .13thige
CT1ON
ONTRACT
ne Ferguson
,IAL AUCTION 13RIDele
•Author of
A RTICI,"o' 2
If there is one thing about Auction'+ixart''r, holding the remaining six
and Contract that is certain and un .r
i , doubled and defeated the eon
disputed, it is the fact that no perfect t., eby three tricks. These are bad
system of bidding has been or is ever nelrir of 'course, but show what hap-
likely to be invented. Almost, any see hs,even to the soundest of bids.
system, if clearly understood by party ei's's the other angle: winning by
ners and intelligently played, will pro-ebeel bidding. The dealer holds a strong
duce good results. The only difference readrump hand but only two little
between systems of bidding in bothegaedes. Instead of bidding one no
games lies in the difference in the tear*, he bid two spades and was
skill of the players advocating the din- dqubled by second hand. He then bid
ferent systems. The only thing that tWAnee io trump and made three odd.
makes one system preferable to an- S nd hand and his partner had a
other is the fact that it is more easily iud spade suit, but failed to load it
understood and applied by the average neceuse of the dealer's bluff bid. A
player, The writer has known of many , lie example of winning by bad bid-
match games between experts advocate ibga.
lanother example. The dealer
one no trump and second Hand,
folding the following:
;1-earts-10, 7
"'dubs -7
'Diamonds—A, IC, Q, J. 10, 7, 5
ing different systems and, as a rule, •
such matches have been more or les
even. And it is very lucky that there
is no perfect system of bidding, If
there were, the game would soon leen
its fascination and charm. No one
likes to feel that the other fellgvr '; "Spades --Q, 8, 4
knows as much as he does and, if the ilii talo spades on the theory that the
bidding were perfect, no one could put-i'lealer's partner, if he held a stopper in
anything over. i 1h e spade suit, would undoubtedly bid
What really makes Auction and Con• two no trump. It happened just as
tract so fascinating, however, is its -second hand had planned. The deal -
uncertainty. Every bid, practically, is or's ,partner bid two no trump, second
in the nature of a speculation or a :hald doubled and defeated the con -
gamble for there is no guarantee that "inset; by two tricks, making seven
the cards will not be so distribute 'diamond tricks right off the reel.
that your bid, no matter how soup ,! These examples of winning by bad
cannot be made. For example, sup -;bidding are given as a warning. Never
pose you bld one heart, holding five itry stunts of this kind fo rt'here's noth-
hearts headed by the ace, king, queen •ibg to such bidding. If you win once,1
and an outside ace. No one will say you aare encouraged to try again, and
that such a bid is unsound under any ;you cannot help butt lose out in the;
system, and yet you erre doubled and long run. Learn some system well and
lose your contract, by three tricks, understand it thoroughly. Once you
There were seven hearts in one hand have mastered it, stick to it and you
against you. A bad break but no one` will get results. The system you
can say you made a bad bid. nee/loose is immaterial, but the applica-
The following example hands apply',at on ns everything. Let your partner
equally well to Auction or Contract. 'know -what he can expect of you and
The dealer bid one spade and second don't disappoint. Be dependable first,
hand, holding the following: "last and all the time.
Hearts—Q, J. 9, 8, 6, 4, 3 The following problem was submit -
Clubs -6 led by a correspondent, with the state-
Diamonds—K, Q, J. 6 e llient that he was unable to solve it
Spades—A and asking for assistance:
correctly bid two hearts. The deale 's,.
Hearts -0'. ,•1'3 2
Hearts—Q, 6
Clubs—K, 10, 1,
Diamonds—none
Spades—Q
Clubs—ne
Diamond l
Spades -
a
peeve •
10
•
Hearts•-*-eio
Clubs—.A, 5
Di amends one
Spades -9, , 4, 2
There are no trumps and Z is in, th lead. How can
seven tricks against any defense?
Solution in next Article. �. .
r<
Hearts -9, 5
Clubs -8, 7
Diamonds -10, 4, 3
Spades—none
Y Z win live of the
"Tell me what it all means first. If �'T!ieank you," Mary
you mean to harm her—" land went to Eddie and
"Harm her!" echoed Mrs. Rowson, hand. •
shrilly. "I believe her to be trig daugh- He took it, gripped it,
ter of the only man I eve loved! You 'This is good-bye."
know Elle. Everybody knows Sophia ,"And now, Mary,". declared Mrs.
Bell!" Dowson, "you must get ready at once' heavens! What day's this?"
To Eddie the name sounded vaguely to go back with me to my hoteI."
familiar. In the nineties it had been : To Eddie's amazement Mary sorrow -1 it was Sunday morning in a church
famous. Sophia had been a musical fully shook her head. There was her school. "Will you please tell me," said
comedy star. old cousin, so strict, but a darling. it'' a member to the teacher, 'how far in
"I gave poor Andrew one of my ear- would all be so lovely, but it was im- actual miles Dan is from Beersheba?
rings on the day I sailed for New possible—quite impossible. � All my life I have heard the familiar
York," she babbled. "A love -token Eddie breathed freely again, until phrase, 'from Dan to Beersheba,' but
it was—a pledge. But—I failed him. Mrs. Dowson broke in. The cousin I have never known the distance."
He was a painter—making nothing. I should go to a nursing home, have Before the answer could be given,
behaved shamefully. I admit it. I every attention, every luxury. another member arose and inquired,
married an American. For years 1 "I'm sorry,' 'admitted Mary present- ""Do I understand that Dan and Beer -
lived in New York. He died. I came ly, with an unsteady smile: "I—I'� sheba are the names of places?"
back to England a rich widow But I afraid I wasn't being quite straight- "Yes.'
never found Andrew. All I discovered forward. I see I was using Cousin «That is one on me. I always
was that years ago he had married Victoria as—as an excuse. I couldn't thought they were husband and wife,
somebody else. I never forgave my- accept—for my own sake. I'd never like Sodom and Gomorrah."
self." be happy. Since I was sixteen I've
She wept. Then, recovering: •worked. I like working. I'm proud of Mr. Gay—"Tell me, my dear, how do
"Surely,' she demanded, "the girl keeping myself and depending on no- you manage to get the maid up so
said, smiling,
beld out her
and thought:
Owl Laffs
"Something Tells Me"
That times first became hard and
then got tough.
That too many people stoop to con-
quer.
That nearly every person thinks
that he can write a good book.
That those who could write the real,
true confession stories aren't saying
anything about them.
That a half-wit uncle is not a half
uncle,
That there is no blackmail in the
dead letter office.
That it is too bad that in order to
have and keep peace we have to fight
for it.
That you don't get a lot in a lottery.
' That there will never be a finished
book of knowledge.
That for every fire-eater, there are
thousands who can drink firewater.
"Thanks for the lift," said the wo-
man, as she climbed from the plastic
surgeon's chair. "I love you," is still
the sweetest sentence in any tongue,
but it is no longer a life sentence.
If the present hat styles result in no
falling off in the marriage license
rate, that will be final proof that love
is blind. A woman you know brags
that she always says "just what she
thinks" is no great shakes of a think-
er; she ought to study up more pleas-
ant thoughts, or stop talking so much.
It takes hard work to make easy liv-
ing. Physicians say one million wo-
men are overweight; these, of course,
are round figures. A good citizen is
one who wants to give back to the
world some of the good he has got out
of it. Old-time "innocent amusements"
are still innocent, but they are no long-
er amusements. It is always well to
remember that an ounce of keeping
your mouth shut is worth a pound of
explanation.
Mule in a barnyard, lazy and sick.
Boy with a pin on the end of a stick.
Boy jabbed the mule—mule gave a
lurch—(services Monday at the M. E.
Church).
The restauranri_ta�i"e�tlis:edAudtr�i$
s�:xad'ce:hilt
gave an order, waited patiently and
fell asleep. He awoke to hear the
waitress' voice:
Waitress—"Did you order this sun-
dae?"
Customer (in dismay) — "Good
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London.—When the submarines of
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observers spotting the supposed en-
emy must peer through British peris-
copes, says Pearson's. The reason is
hat British. periscopes are miles
ahead of any manufactured abroad.
The United States have just placed
a big order with a British firm for
periscopes, to be fitted into their sub-
marines. France used to buy our peri-
scopes, but is now barred from doing
so by a decree prohibiting the pur-
chase of foreign war materials. But.
while France makes her own, she
works under the supervision of British
experts.
Japan's whole submarine flotilla is
'periscoped" by Great Britain.
Before the war we were fighting
neck and neck with Germany for pre-
eminence in this high -skilled trade, but
since then British design has been.
vastly superior.
The latest advance in periscope
manufacture is in the measure of
ight that can be gathered into the
enses. It is not only necessary nowa-
days to control torpedo fire, and watch
enemy vessels, but also to observe air-
craft. And, in all these vital essen
lals, Britain's periscopes are best.
Knowledge
Knowledge will stoop and lead you to
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gave some clue to her identity?"
"She gave an address which was—
was incorrect," admitted Eddie; "and
a name, Mary—"
"Ridley?" quavered Mrs. Dowson.
"Yes, Ridley."
The manager of the hotel was sent
for. A page brought the "London Di-
rectory." In vain they went to three
different Fairfield Roads.
body—"
"Mary! My de -ah, you don't real-
ize--"
"Oh, I do! You want to be wonder-
fully kind. It is kind—breath-takingly
kind. Many girls, I expect, would have
jumped at your offer. I—can't. Why,
rather than sun-bathe on the Lido, I'd
—I'd—"
• She hesitated, gave Eddie a glance
"I must find her," said Mrs. Dow -that thrilled him and seemed to say
son, sobbing. "Driver, is there no, ,"It's 'yes'," though all that she said
other Fairfield Road?" aloud was:
"Dessay it's Phayrefield Road you "Why, I'd hike in the rain on a Sur -
want, ma'am," answered the man, and. rey heath any deed"—Answers.
spelt the name. "That's Balham wye:', __...
He was right. Mary herself opened
the door, staring at excited Mrs. Dow -
son and anxious Eddie.
"The "first -floor front" happened to
be vacant, and there Mrs. Dowson,.
clutching Mary's hand, told her etory.e
"Your father had treasured the, ear-
ring, Mary?"
Yes; Mary had found It locked awa'
amongst his papers after his death
"You shall come and live with me,,:
Mary," declared Mrs. Dawson. 'You
will have your own dress allowance
and be your own mistress. I'll buy you
a car; you shall have lovely frocks, all
"That,' said Eddie, "is a lie. She's a girl could set her heart on; 'we will
as straight as—" I go to the Riviera, the Lido --every-
The door was burst open and in where; you shal have everything„ Ile• -`'"Bard migration is a wonder-
rushed an excited waiter. I To Eddie the little room seems nil thing. The humming birds have
"It sea fown!" he announced, and suddenly to have grown very dart Anel started on their long journey over
held out a salver on which lay the dup- l cold. Ilis dreams were over: the :sea.'
licate of the ear -ring Mrs. Dowson IowShe—"I wonder when the geese
y"Arid I ou young an't forgetcried MrsebDowory t1 g°•" still held. "Be'ind ee divan is se �
early in the morning?"
Mrs. Gay—"It was other clever of
me. I introchlced,her to the milkman.'
He took a friend for a day's sport.
The friend knew nothing of fishing,
but decided to try his luck.
After a long silence by the banks of
the stream the novice said, "I say, how
much do those little red things cost?"
"You mean the floats? Oh, they're
cheap. Why?"
"I owe you for one. Mine's just
sunk."
the stars,
An.d„}v_;_i} eenwith lie my_steries—
S-4�� .,.,-�,. �, ,,.sem
Is a forgotten dross, and power and
fame
Toys of an hour, and woman's care-
less love,
Light as the breath that breaks it. He
who binds
His soul to knowledge steals the key
of heaven.
—N. P. Willis.
Somehow, the fact that a man would
have made you miserable for life is no
consolation for not having married
him. Recipes oome in books, but
cooking, like love, just comes natural.
Little men who get into important
resitions seldom miss an opportunitY
to determine their size. A milliner
usually tries to keep prices under her
hat:
I The ambitious wife of a millionaire
, gave a big dinner party. Her hus-
band,who had made his money as the
inventor of a patent rat poison, was
silent during the dinner. As the la-
dies left the room, his wife found an
opportunity to whisper to him: "Why
on earth, don't you talk?" "Talk?" he
replied. "Why, what's the use of it?
Not a single person here knows any-
thing about rats."
-._.�._,--•t •---•..�.-�--r.
lounge among no frond of a palm„ The quitting whistle had blown
madame!" brow ht Ise your ear -ring, Mary, i Braxil Takes to Roller Skates when Murphy shouted, "Has any one
Mrd, Dowson snatched up the ear- g
ring. thought it was my ow'n----" . Sao Paulo.—With tt►e decline of seen mo vest?" "Sure, Murphy," bald
details, and ended tXl?' miniature golf as a popular sport, Bra- Pat, "and yo've got it on!" "Right and
"He wouldn't hear a single word xilians have taken to roller skating, I have," replied Murphy,
•t • • and flatly refused to 'ere 'and deveral rinks have been built on emnly at hie boron, "and it's a good
turning to Eddie. "When first hal
Irishman—"Did you ever hear the
joke about the Egyptian guide who
sheaved a group of tourists two skulls
of Tutankhamen, one when he was a
boy, and the other when he was a
man?" Englishman—"No, let's heal'
it."
gazing sol -
"Tell me," she cried, panting, rlarthg She went into de a s, n 3n 1
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tut Eddie, x411 you know about that
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v' 1 threatened hint with the pollee. ,
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