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"PRACTICAL AUCTION P.IUDG8"
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ARTICLE; No. 1
It is really remarkable that the experts still disagree over the bidding of
certain hands, but such is the fact. The following hands have been submitted
to leading experts and they failed to agree on any of them, it goes to show
that there Is still very much to learn about Auction and Contract, even by the
experts, before they can be certain that their present-day theories are correct.
This very variety of opinion, however, helps the game -and makes it the most
interesting ever played. As long as the personal element enters into Auction
as strongly as it now does, there is hound to be this variety of opinion. Here's
hoping that it always continues.
Hand No. 1
Y
A B :
Z•
IIearts—J, 9, 7, 6, 2
Clubs—A, 7, 4
Diamonds—IC, 10, 8, 7
Spades—A
Rubber game, no score. What
should Z, as dealer, bid '--ith the fore-
going hand?
AUCTION BIDDING:
The only question in this hand is:
Shall the dealer bid one no trump or
one heart? The no trump bid seems
the better as it gives partner more ac-
curate information. With this bid,
partner will not be deceived but, if Z
should bid one heart, there is a very
strong chance that the bid will deceive
Partner and probably result in a big
Foss. The only argument in favor of
the heart bid is that it is a safer bid
than no trump because, if Z's ace of
clubs and spades are taken out of his
hand, he may not be able to score one
no trump. This is true but seems to
be more than offset by the probable
loss resulting from 'deceit of partner.
CONTRACT BIDDING:
In Contract, where game must be
contracted for, It is always better to
bid the suit, rather than no trump, in
doubtful hands. One heart is., there-
fore, the proper bid.
Hand No. 2
Y
A B
X
Hearts—K, Q, 10, 9, 7
Clubs—none
, Diamonds -7, 2
Spades—Q. J, 10, 8, 4, 3
No score, rubber game. What should
Z, as dealer, bid with the foregoing
hand?
AUCTION BIDDING:
There are three possibilities in this
hand. Z may bid one spade, one heart
or pass. The writer is of the opinion
that one spade is the best call. The
hand is too strong to pass and the
spade bid is preferable to the heart
bid as the former suit is much the
stronger and the one that should be
the trump.
CONTRACT BIDDING:
At Contract there are two choices,
either a three spade bid or a pass. The
latter seems preferable.
IF ANY MAN
How $2000 Brought Happiness
By Gerald Mygatt
The rector was aware that he was
repeating the service mechanically.
Only occasionally, he reflected with
a certain cynicism, only once in a blue
moon, did he really, feel like putting
his heart and soul into the intonation
of those lovely and solemn old -words
which so irrevocably linked a woman
and a man till death.
At intervals, of course, there was
an obvious lovematch—ah, how well
he could tell!—and then his heart
flooded with warmth, and the beauty
,.,,,,c_c..�.-. -- • -aa.. „.ems., .. ita signitte nesa.
seemed to transform "themselves •into
a light within him, and that light, he
knew, shone forth.
But most of them were like to -day's.
A church crowded with , fashionables
and semi-fashionables. The rays of
sunlight slanting through the stained-
glass windows and making faces look
purple and red and yellow and blue
and green. The fragrance of too many
flowers, and the more highly -keyed
fragrance of too much feminity in for-
mal array. Nearer, directly before
him, a bride and groom, she a vague
laciness of satiny white, and he stiff
and solemn in his rigidly -worn .black.
Beyond the bride and groom the usual
cordon of pastel -tinted bridesmaids
and black -clad ushers,. one or two of
these latter inevitably winking in at
tempts to catch the eye of someone
who also looked on marriage as a joke.
,Well, marriage wasn't a joke.
The rector knew that. He listened
to the sound of his' own voice, and
found himself faintly surprised, as he
always was, -that the words could come
forth in all their solemnity and careful
Intonation, without any particular con -
saltine guidance. It was habit, natural-
ly. ' He had married many, many.
scores of couples.
lie didn't know this groom. That is,
he had met him only hurriedly. He
was young and quiet; more or less
penniless, but with a name. A nice
chap, rather, bewildered by all this.
pomp.
Even now, standin,; there stiffly,
beads of moisture were oozing out up-
on his forehead. Nervous, of course.
Well, they usually were. Particularly
when they were marrying money.
The rector, reciting the words of the
service, wondered where the Mattans
had found this young man, for find him
they certainly had.
. • There in the front pew sat Jennie
Mattan, known in certain circles as
"The Lioness." She was plump, but
she was also, as the rector had learn-
ed from experience, an exceedingly
firm person. The. boy was not marry-
ing merely the girl beside him. He•.
was marrying a mother-in-law who
could easily have been the original of
ill the mother-in-law jokes.
Well, thought the rector, after all, it
was nobody's business but the Hat -
tans'. It they wanted a title in the 1
family they soon would have it. Very
likely the marriage would turn out to
,ilio a howling success. On^ never could' o
tell, these day's.
Now the rector paused. He always
paused at this point in the ceremony.
It was merely an instinctive pause, c
fruit of that instinct for the 'dramatic
Which possibly had drawn him into o
the clergy.
,,Then he heard his voice, intoning
faultlessly: "Into this holy estate
these two persons present come now
to be joined. ;It: any 'man can 'show
just cause why they may -not lawfully
be joined together, let him now speak,
c • else hereafter forever hold his
peace."
A faint stir moved the church, as
it always did. Then there fell silence.
One of the ushers, winking broadly,
coughed in a burlesque attempt at
rude significance. Someone back :n
the pews giggled.
It was then that a man rose to his
feet about halfway back in the church.
He stood there momentarily, holding
up his hands nervously. He was a
middle-aged man, neatly dressed.
"Just a minute," he said.
The rector's jaw dropped open.
Heads turned abriptly, with much
rustling of silk and a sudden hissing
of whispered and startled queries.
The man stood there stifiiy,. His
fingers twitched. He gulped.
"I believe I can show just cause,"
People were standing up now. Wo-
men's hats blocked any view of the
intruder except for tho^e nearest him.
The ushers started bodily down the
aisle, their jaws set grimly.
The rector, completely astounded,
raised his hand. Never before in his
experience or in the experience of any
of his confrieres had a thing like this
happened. Why, it was unbelievable!
It was horrible.
He strode down the aisle. People
gave way before his robes.
"This won't do," said the erctor, de-
fiantly.
Two of the ushers had closed around
the man. The rector turned, swept his
arm widely over the congregation. He
looked about him, his head lifted
sternly. The people, shame -faced, sat
down.
"This man must be heard," the rec-
tor announced. Now he turned to the
man. "If you have anything to say,
say it."
The man glowered. "I've said all I
have to say, he replied with a certain
dignity.
Jennie Mattan, the Lioness, was fac-
ing him with her hands on her hips.
Her jaw projected forward and her
eyes were narrowed.
"You'll tell your reason here and
now," she said.
The man smiled knowingly. He
shook his head. "I'11 tell my reason
when and as I choose."
Someone whispered: "He's a black-
mailer."
"Throw him out," grunted a man,
and the word was taken up: "Throw
him out." The ushers looked -at the
rector. The rector looked at the man,
looked at the assemblage, and then in-
clined his head. t
"That's that,"'said the I;ioness, with
vehemence. "Now everybody sit
down. The rector paced back up the
aisle,
The wedding will go on," said the
Lioness, definitely.
They found the bride in the -rector's
study. "Cone backin here," com-
manded her mother from the doer
The bride shrugged. "No use," she
said. "Ralph, has gone.",
"Gone? You mean Ralph's gone?"
"He took his hat and coat and he
went," ,said the bride.. And, then, :a
it'tle hysterically, she began to laugh.
At nine o'clock• that evening the
groom sat in a.room in an inconspicu-
us hotel and called !'Come iii' 'to
omeone who knocked upon his door.
The door opened. In walked the man
who had stood up in the centra of the
hurch. The groom reached for his
wallet and .counted out from it five
ne-hundred-pound notes.
"Here's the money," said the groom,
The .visitor pocketed the bills.
"I might. ILS well tell you," he said,
buttoning his coat, "that I was tempts
ed to tell the truth there in the church
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Influenza epidemics have broken out
during recent years among the Eski-
ixsos and Indians at various points
in the Arctic." With , radio an estab-
lished necessity in the northland, it
has been possible for the Canadian
Government to warn and give instruc-
tions to other communities in the
Arctic through broadcasting stations
and the powerful transmitters at Ote
tawa maintained for direct communi-
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—that I was an actor, paid to speak
my Iines, and that you'd found me only
three or four hours before the cere-
mony. Frankly, I didn't like it.
"I don't blame you," said the groom.
Now the visitor smiled toothily.
"She put it over on you at that," he
announced. He patted a newspaper
that protruded from his coat pocket.
"It's in here," he said, with drama,
"Miss Mattan eloped immediately af
ter the ceremony with a man named
Snafford; their family chauffeur. How
does that hit you?"
"I'm glad she had the nerve," cord-
mented the groom, nodding approba-
tion. "You see, she never had the
nerve to oppose her mother. Much too
much mother. Miss Mattan never
told me, of course, but Snafford did.
Great chap, Snafford. I liked hint. He
was waiting there outside the church.
"Well, I'm—" said the actor.
Advice Radioed.
Accidents happen frequently in the
north, and while all police officers,
as well as most traders, trappers and
missionaries, have some elementary
first aid knowledge, it is now possible
to treat dangerous accidents with the
expert guidance of skilled doctors by
means of the radio.
One of the first such cases to be
treated was through the radio at
Cape Hope's Advance, on the south
shore of Hudson Straits.
A trapper had been wounded by
one of his traps. He lived in a
lonely cabin 50 miles from the radio
station. It was his nearest point of
contact. Wounded though he, was, he
harnessed his dogs and set out in the.
biting cold and wind of sub -zero
weather for the radio station where
he might obtain aid. He feared that
blood poisoning might set in.
When he reached the radio station
after hours of painracked travel he
was in a bad fix.: He was too far
The groom smiled again. "The only' gone for the unaided treatment of
way to beat a woman like that is whendiately called Ottawa,nd they imine
she gives you ah opening. I had not s.
money, you know—not a cent:' Here a constant watch is kept for
just such emergency calls. Within a
few minutes a doctor had been sunt-
moned 'and made adquainted with the.
case. While thethermometer stood.
at 30 below zero at that isolated sta-
tion on the Hudson Straits, an opera-
tion wateperformed by a doctor who
was nearly two thousand miles dis-
tant!
Both Waves •Used;•-- -•
"You certainly had $2,000," the actor
said, ironically.
"Yes, I had just that."
After the man had gone the groom
began to smile again, asreminis
cently. From his waistcotpocket he
drew a card, and he read'on it with
evident satisfaction:—
"To Ralph, on his wedding day;
from his Mother -in -Law." Scrawled
across the lower, right-hand corner,
was an admonition, a single short sen-
tence in the form of a conismnd:• "Use
this $2000 for something ;that will
make yoa and my daughter happy."—
Tit-Bits. e .r
Japanese Polltenesa
That the Japanese people are ex-
tremely polite is a well known fact,
but according to a New Yorker who
returned recently from a visit to that
country, the extent -of the politeness
is difficult for the average subway
traveler of New York to conceive.
Giving an instance, he cited the
probable conversation that would en-
sue should one visit a dentist in any
Japanese city. Entering the dentist's
office, one makes known his require-
ments.
"Oh, but why do you come to me?
I am a very poor dentist, probably
the worst in the city," he will protest.
"On the contrary," replies the pa-
tient, "I have heard much of your
skill. Won't you please practice it
upon me?" • s
Short and long wave phone and
telegraph redid transmitters are
1 eased at several points in Ottawa
feu contact with ;the north. There is
one station oi;erated by the Depart-
nlent of Marine which keeps in touch
with the entire Arctic. Another
operated'- by the Department of Na-
tic?nal pefence, has its stations
strung throughout the Western
Ar'eti,c.
It is a. usual thing to hear at these
Ottawa .stations the voice of code
signals of: men seated thousands of
miles distant In the cold Arctic. The
signals come rolling in with reports'
and requests for medical advice.'
In the not so distant Northland,
but still isolated sections of northern
Ontario, there also are radio stations
operated by the Ontario Department
of Lands and Forests. Even these
have their requests for medical aid.
One of the strangest was that for a
big Indian brave who had gone in-
sane through the attacks of black
flies. He was brought to one of the
fur posts in the northern part of
Ontario, and there the agent advised
medical attention.
The nearest doctor being hundreds
of miles distant, the small short wave
radio transmitter went into action
with the result that a plane came to
take the Indian to civilization the
next day,
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AMBITION
"Every mail is said to have his
eculia,r ambition. Whether it bp true
or not, I can say for one, that I have
no' gather so great as that of being truly
qq esteemed by my fellowmen, by ren -
"Your wife seems to have a mind .d dering myself worthy of their esteem."
of. her own." t These words were used by the great
"Yes, and although she changespre.ident 'of America, Abraham Lin-
hoy in the . backwoods of Kentucky
it often, it never seems to leave her ):oobi, a man who started life as a poor
possession."
f;f and unetedie' was` 21 IabOred under
.0, a e1'y pox iblq disadvantage. Yet he
Anklal Anticline 'lived to become President • of the
A professor was pending Christ. `united Steges, and a man whose tame,
mas in, an• betel. ..At 'dun ear" he founts, has increased with the passing of the
himself seated next to a maiden lady `'ears.
of uncertain age.
t lldiscoveredr&
Even us. ,she the
y p
fesser,was a collector of old coins +•'
"I should love to save a coin datede .
the year of my birth," she remarked
"Do you think you eould get one, felt
me?" I
"I can't promise," replied the other
innocently. "You see, 'these old ebins i
are only to be foutitl in rare collee-'!
trona" . b.
Andyet, meeting her the next day',
the professor was unable to under-
stand why he was not recognized.
"It .is overlooked that untruthfu:k4
ness is, the worst promoter of ewe
ftdence at home or abroad." ---.lira
Weimar Schact.'
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Biggest Market in World
Planned 'xn Buenos Ayres
Buenos Ayres3, J,. huge market
place, covering ,five square blocks, is
expected to be.. erected soon in the
western section .of Buenos Ayres by
a group of Argentine and British capt-
taliste, The project, to be known as
the "Greet Western Market," will In-
volve an outlay .of 20,000,000 pesos
($5,000,000) for the building alone, and
it ,le eald that the finished market
will be the largest of its kind in the
world.
A block of land measuring, about
172,000 square feet has been pur-
chased for 3,700,000 pesos ($925,000).
The projected market will have direct
access to all • railroad Ilnes entering
Buenos Ayres; and also will have di-
rect communication with the port of
Buenos Ayres through the Western
Railway's tunnel.
The Great. Western Market board
of directors-is''composed of Sir Hilary
A. Lang, Dr. Rodolto Bullrich, Dr.
Artuo Condomio Aa:7rta, John Wil-
son, Osvaldo Dasso, Luis N. Lugano
and Nicholas A. Casullo.
Spain Still Without City
Of Million, Census Shows
Madrid,—Spain has just completed
another census, which reveals that
it has no city with 1,000,000 residents
Great pains were "taken to count
every one in Barcelona, the largest
city of Spain, in the hope that the
census would show 1,000,000 residents.
But the tabulations developed that
Barcelona had failed by'22,869.
Even though the Catalan capital is
not in the million class, it has had a
remarkable growth. The census of
1920 gave its population as 710.335,
and calculations made by the muni-
cipal government in 1928 gave it 840,-
931 inhabitants.
As in most Continental European
cities, there is a big surplus of women
over men. The difference is 87,138
which _means there are approximately
9 per cent. more women than men.
Many years ago Barcelona and Ma-
drid were rivals in the question of
population, but recently Barcelona has
iorged., ahead. In 1920 ,Madrid, ;was,
still ahead, with 750,896, but in 1928
it already was behind Barcelona, Ma-
drid then having 809,400 inhabitants,
Huron Indians Still Ply Arts
The life and customs of the North
American Indian still survive at Indian
Lorette, a quaint little village about
three miles from the Chateau Fron-
.tenac, in Quebec. In that picturesque
spot, on the shore of the St. Lawrence,
the descendants oe the original,power-
ful Huron tribe stili ply their various
trades, They make snowshoes and
bows and arrows, weave baskets and
fashion purses and other feminine ac-
couterments from beaded buckskin,
just as their forefathers did. Visitors
to Quebec always make it a point to
visit this Indian settlement
Another trouble with. the country is
that it has too many ex -spenders and
too few expendees.
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