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American husband listens eagerly to I,
catch the Japanese word for "strike,"
Speak English . the umpire says is "Strike one."
_. �1��� but there apparently is none. What
jl I
1 The Americans find that the Jap-
anese have adopted the whole nomen-
(The N.Y. Times) clature of baseball as it was develop.
More and more the English language ed in the United States.
becomes a ruling factor in the Orient. Scene: Lake Chuzenji. Japanese in
Although the Chinese outnumber all their late 'teens stand back to let the
the English-speaking peoples of the Americans get into a sampan. "Thank
world, they themselves must often fall you," says the American wife, hoping
back on English in order to convey they will understand.,"Not at all," one
their meaning to other Chinese at a replies, adding: "You are Americans,
different dialect. 'English is a com- are you not? We go to school at St.
pulsory part of common school edu- Paul's in Tokyo."
cation in Japan. - He and his fellow collegians follow
The language of the British Isles— in a second sampan, and the Ameri-
or some close variant—will bob up in can husbanq, perhaps thinking he is
the most unexpected situations in the in a bathtub instead of a boat, breaks
Orient, as witness the experience of a into a light song. Conversation stops
young American couple who 'visited among the college boys. Presently
Iapan recently. the sheepish husband is startled to
Scene: The smoking room of a pas- hear, coming from the sampan of the
senger ship from Seattle putting in Japanese, the full chorus in English
at Yokohama. Four Japanese are haw- of "Onward Christian Soldiers."
ing a final session of bridge in one The singers motion to him to join
'corner. They converse in Japanese -1 in, but
he
doesinoes not
g know the t ng out words.
but bid in English.
of
Scene: Ueno Park, Tokyo. The two Tokyo. The Americans are starting to
Americans discover a baseball game enter an upper and lower when a mid-
dle-aged Japanese, removing his stock -
right hand ings in full view across the aisle, asks:
ball. The "You are Americans?"
r� I A. moment later he is nimbly stand-
: ing beside them, telling them he hopes
they will have a good ride to Nagoya,
, explaining that he teaches English
there.
1' the American wife
When Japanese
Andrew Hersey presenting t� Hersey. Challenge Trophy to Cox
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Tommy—"His father ran to meett.
him and hurt himself severely."
Sunday -School Teacher "Wherever
did you get that impression?"
Tommy—"It says so right in the„
Bible ---that his father ran to meet':
him and fell on his neck."
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The umpire holds up his
'after the pitcher throws the
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Jack—"Say, Mary, are you going
to the party to -night?"
Mary—"I'll, say I am, Jack! I'll be,
there with bells on!"
Jack --"Okay, I'll ring you later?'
Hotel Keeper—"I have rosia0a tot
fifty and seventy-five cents a'tight,"
Guest—'"What's the diffeiCenl,ge be
tween them?" s
Hotel Keeper—"Not mucin :only the
seventy -five -cent ones have rat traps.'
The teacher was examining the
class in physiology.
Teacher— Mary, you tell us, what Is
the function" of the stomach?' .,
Mary—""The function of the itomach
is to hold up the petticoat."..,
Tramp—"You're equal to any etas. -
glass to 'keep flies out of butcher shops
and cow barns has proved successful
both. in. England and i Holland, it is
stated by Professor J. W. Munro, of
the Imperial College of Science and
Technology, in London. Following ob-
servations made originally by the
Building Research Station of the Bri-
tish Government, Professor Munro has
tested the. tendency of flies, wasps and that once were living and now are
other insects to remain' in rooms pro- dead"—Havelock Ellis.
vided with window glass of various -------^— p p
'colors, as compared with their tendon- DHT Him OFF HIS 1 II E
cies to congregate in similar rooms
provided with ordinary window glass _ —
ith white daylight.'
Reason are like the well -disciplined
battalions, which, wearing a more
sober uniform and making a less
dazzling show than the light troops
commanded by :maginaton, enjoy
more safety, and even more honor,
in the conflicts of human 11fe.---Scott.
"We are surrounded by traditions
and Illuminated w
Flies are found to prefer white Iight i
to any color. In. similar tests with in-
sects confined in cylinders of colored
glass provided with one and made of i
clear glass, the insects move always
to the clear glass end. Some of the
observations may be explained, it is
suspected, by the different percentages
of heat rays which the various glasses
admit, the insects probably preferring
moxe„such rays and greater warmth.
In addition to this, however, mere col-
or semis to be repulsive to the insects.
Red or yellow glass cannot be used in
meat shops, it is reported, because the
tinted light makes the meat look dull
tion, aren't you?”and stale so that customers will not
Second Hobo (scornfu y
I'm above it!"
11 )—"Equal? 1 buy it but light that is tinted blue
L; does not: spoil the appearance of the
neat and aids considerably in keeping
Wife—"John, is it true _that money out the insects.
"Oh, yes, rep les talks?"
hurriedly,
and with an air of finality, I Husband—"That's what they say, Service
for by that time the loquacious one, • my dear." I The law of perfect service is situp
having continued to exercise his nim -1 Wire—"I wish you'd leave a little ly and purely the law of self-sacrifice,
bleness, stands before her quite dress- . here to talk to me during the day., I which, in union with the Redeemer,
ed for.his. bed. get so lonely?'
and in imitation of Him makes the
One reason for so in y divorces is whole of life a ministration to man,
AT LASThind. Wi B. Pope, D.D.
Perhaps it will all come right at last; that so many fool peopl; "nshist onefian _
Iting married. .A. girl sing,.
We shall It may bbe together in some good i refrain: "I'e rather
th r !reen B V D's I
world, -
Where to wish and to have are
one.
—Richard Henry Stoddard.'
""If a smile improve a
he is a good man. If a
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It must be terrible to."'lave money to
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leen don't mind marrying a•flapper—
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gray matter.
Nurse (going off derZ)—"Is there
anything else you wish, sir?" - I
Patient—"Yes, kiss me good night:„t,
Nurse—"I'l send in an 'orderly—he
does the dirty work."
Epitaph of Pneumonia. Victim
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They've rung a wreath;.`
She would wear naught above,
And less beneath,
Wife (to husband, at dinner) --"You
won't read that book of etiquette,'aid
now look at you. IIerelethe desert
and all you've got left .its a butter
spreader.”
Tommy—"Ma, do I have to wa,sb my
lace again before tiinner4",
Mother—"Certainly,
Tammy= ` why can't iviust
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"Oli, yes," said Mrs, Gadgett, pieud-
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Harry—"I'm forgetting. women;'
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When I was child—(at lease iit'p t,
For never was I wholly child)
I felt a. woman in my heart,
Too little reconciled
Bred in the flesh, bred in the bon
Hard on my hope eternally,
Around my neck, like to a sit
That terrible maturity.
But when I knew a wonlian'
And should have ceased+'
more,
Bewildered, lost, it wage Y' fat;1
To feel a child, and lhsecure
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