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HomeMy WebLinkAboutZurich Herald, 1931-10-08, Page 70.11 ilver andsweeter syrup• BINSON S GOLDEN swam EDWARDSBUTVG For a Balanced Dt . . serve Healthful KRAFT CHEESE Made in Canada by the Makers of Velveeta and Kieft Salad Dressing American husband listens eagerly to I, catch the Japanese word for "strike," Speak English . the umpire says is "Strike one." _. �1��� but there apparently is none. What jl I 1 The Americans find that the Jap- anese have adopted the whole nomen- (The N.Y. Times) clature of baseball as it was develop. More and more the English language ed in the United States. becomes a ruling factor in the Orient. Scene: Lake Chuzenji. Japanese in Although the Chinese outnumber all their late 'teens stand back to let the the English-speaking peoples of the Americans get into a sampan. "Thank world, they themselves must often fall you," says the American wife, hoping back on English in order to convey they will understand.,"Not at all," one their meaning to other Chinese at a replies, adding: "You are Americans, different dialect. 'English is a com- are you not? We go to school at St. pulsory part of common school edu- Paul's in Tokyo." cation in Japan. - He and his fellow collegians follow The language of the British Isles— in a second sampan, and the Ameri- or some close variant—will bob up in can husbanq, perhaps thinking he is the most unexpected situations in the in a bathtub instead of a boat, breaks Orient, as witness the experience of a into a light song. Conversation stops young American couple who 'visited among the college boys. Presently Iapan recently. the sheepish husband is startled to Scene: The smoking room of a pas- hear, coming from the sampan of the senger ship from Seattle putting in Japanese, the full chorus in English at Yokohama. Four Japanese are haw- of "Onward Christian Soldiers." ing a final session of bridge in one The singers motion to him to join 'corner. They converse in Japanese -1 in, but he doesinoes not g know the t ng out words. but bid in English. of Scene: Ueno Park, Tokyo. The two Tokyo. The Americans are starting to Americans discover a baseball game enter an upper and lower when a mid- dle-aged Japanese, removing his stock - right hand ings in full view across the aisle, asks: ball. The "You are Americans?" r� I A. moment later he is nimbly stand- : ing beside them, telling them he hopes they will have a good ride to Nagoya, , explaining that he teaches English there. 1' the American wife When Japanese Andrew Hersey presenting t� Hersey. Challenge Trophy to Cox R. Stift, boatswain on the "AuraA&" who brought his crew across the line first in the unn'ua1 boat i^e. of the Cunard liner "Aurania". 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Hotel Keeper—"I have rosia0a tot fifty and seventy-five cents a'tight," Guest—'"What's the diffeiCenl,ge be tween them?" s Hotel Keeper—"Not mucin :only the seventy -five -cent ones have rat traps.' The teacher was examining the class in physiology. Teacher— Mary, you tell us, what Is the function" of the stomach?' ., Mary—""The function of the itomach is to hold up the petticoat.".., Tramp—"You're equal to any etas. - glass to 'keep flies out of butcher shops and cow barns has proved successful both. in. England and i Holland, it is stated by Professor J. W. Munro, of the Imperial College of Science and Technology, in London. Following ob- servations made originally by the Building Research Station of the Bri- tish Government, Professor Munro has tested the. tendency of flies, wasps and that once were living and now are other insects to remain' in rooms pro- dead"—Havelock Ellis. vided with window glass of various -------^— p p 'colors, as compared with their tendon- DHT Him OFF HIS 1 II E cies to congregate in similar rooms provided with ordinary window glass _ — ith white daylight.' Reason are like the well -disciplined battalions, which, wearing a more sober uniform and making a less dazzling show than the light troops commanded by :maginaton, enjoy more safety, and even more honor, in the conflicts of human 11fe.---Scott. "We are surrounded by traditions and Illuminated w Flies are found to prefer white Iight i to any color. In. similar tests with in- sects confined in cylinders of colored glass provided with one and made of i clear glass, the insects move always to the clear glass end. Some of the observations may be explained, it is suspected, by the different percentages of heat rays which the various glasses admit, the insects probably preferring moxe„such rays and greater warmth. In addition to this, however, mere col- or semis to be repulsive to the insects. Red or yellow glass cannot be used in meat shops, it is reported, because the tinted light makes the meat look dull tion, aren't you?”and stale so that customers will not Second Hobo (scornfu y I'm above it!" 11 )—"Equal? 1 buy it but light that is tinted blue L; does not: spoil the appearance of the neat and aids considerably in keeping Wife—"John, is it true _that money out the insects. "Oh, yes, rep les talks?" hurriedly, and with an air of finality, I Husband—"That's what they say, Service for by that time the loquacious one, • my dear." I The law of perfect service is situp having continued to exercise his nim -1 Wire—"I wish you'd leave a little ly and purely the law of self-sacrifice, bleness, stands before her quite dress- . here to talk to me during the day., I which, in union with the Redeemer, ed for.his. bed. get so lonely?' and in imitation of Him makes the One reason for so in y divorces is whole of life a ministration to man, AT LASThind. Wi B. Pope, D.D. Perhaps it will all come right at last; that so many fool peopl; "nshist onefian _ Iting married. .A. girl sing,. We shall It may bbe together in some good i refrain: "I'e rather th r !reen B V D's I world, - Where to wish and to have are one. —Richard Henry Stoddard.' ""If a smile improve a he is a good man. If a figures bis face, he is a bad man William Lyon Phelps. than elv underwear. ";c will 'be better off when. the br i - ilk:. stead of the pocketbook erea:tes olr;.. opinions. Washing clothes. can be- come dry work. 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