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HomeMy WebLinkAboutZurich Herald, 1931-09-24, Page 7All can eat it freely . . p Health authorite® recommend Velveete for children's daily diets. Tt's nourishing as milk Itself , .. con- centrated body build- ing food for old and young. Made in Canada Made by the Makers of Kraft Cheese and Kraft Salad Dressiee Owl Laffs The County Fair This is the time when everywhere Men drag the flivver from its liar And hustle to the -county fair. love the life upon the grounds, The shoot the shoots and whirl arounds. I love the harrows, plows and diskers, The old-time farmer with his whis- kers. I love the thing -ma -jig that whirls The fellows and their buxom girls. I love the fair where time is spent In reach diversions innocent, But darn the crude and coarse fair places, Made up of side shows and horse races. 0, on our farms are Plymouth Rocks, Boys handsome hens and lusty cocks, We ought to show those charming chickens, Not human ones that raise the dickens. We need more Dominicks and Dark - Ings, instead of birds that roll their stock- ings. youths should watch more Morgan prancers fewer hella hula dancers. Jersey cows and other cudders, Holsteins with their well-filled udders, cattle from a thousand hills, wholesome sights for Jacks and Jilts, give us all the needed thrills. • Our And The The The Are And Some men who think they are mar- rying angels get nothing better than good cooks; and they never discover the difference. The Chinese are starv- ing, ships' are idle, and yet no one can think of anything to do with wheat. The best is none too good, for a lot of folks, so long as they don't have to pay for it. At twenty, he thinks he can save the world; at thirty, he be- gins to wish he could save part of his salary. Another trouble with life is that we so often get a severe kick in the pants when all we wish is a gentle slap on the back. You can't expect tonsil -snatchers to make a cheerful appearance—they hafts look down in the mouth. Diplomacy is the art of letting some one else have your way. Myrtle—"My folks are going to send me to a girls' finishing school." Mildred—"Mina can't manage me, •either. " less regular, the teeth tending; to f t Is Man sinaller, diminished Mostly in number, �p''v a even less regular than now in eruption CoM!lL r O:I and position, and even less resistant. The future of the beard is uncertain, "What is going to hap! en to Oran ,but no such weakening as with the khysical,y, terrestrially, in the €tit hair of the head is yet observable. tore?" asks Ales Hrdlicl:a, Curator el The body will tend to slenderness Anthropology, U.S. National Museum, in youth, the breasts smaller, the pe1- in "(;volution." He conanUesi xf.s5O vis little affected, the lower limbs had a perfect knowledge of the hunatln longer, the .ipper shorter, the hands past we should be able to under'stard and feet narrower, and the fingers ourselves much more fully and apprt%- and toot more slender, with the fifth cute the changes that are now going toe further diminishing. As to the on in the human species. Hnwevft, internal organs, the most obvious there are certain facts which we don't probabilities are a further weakening know, and from which we can make and diminution of the appendix, and intelligent deductions for the, future, a shortening, with diminution of ca - We know that man has developed, in parity f the intestines, As food will all probability, gradually, fruxfi, the likely be more refined and made more nearest subhuman forms, under the digestible, the Necessity of a spacious exciting influence of environmejat. large intestine will diminish in oro - During his progress he differentlet'ed portion. into numerous types and ,'Ties,; 'the j Physiologically, the tendencies indi- less successful of which have, become I tate a rather more rapid pulse, and extinct. He is still substantially;' ht- respiration with slightly increased tuned t Nature, though the 'ieh4ipn temperature—in other words, a live - A Scotchman had -lost his wallet and had it returned to him by the police three days later. He was asked to examine the contents to See if his money was all there. "Aye, the money's there a'richt, but, mon, ye've it three days—what about the interest?" • Little Lucie—"Auntie, why do you put powder on your face?" Auntie—"To make me pretty, dear." Lucie—"Then why doesn't it?" Getting Nowhere A entleman pretty well perfumed is weakened through his artificialities. Man multiplied very 'slowly up, entil the end of the last main glaciation; from that time he began to spread all over the habitable eartl, the various types and races all developing: front one human species. The main phenomena of humanCdrf- ferentiation or "evolution" throii h - out the past, are on one hand a i1 e- gressive mentality, or the other hand a progressive physical adaptation land eventual refinement. It is a 'tvozier- ful and, in general• sustained pro'gess from the more or less ape -like pre ur- :;or to the highest type of man anti woman of today. The present is Ore- ly a developing continuation of ° the past. Man still appears to be as ?las- tie in body and mind as .ever he as, probably even more so; he is still struggling with 'environment, thngh controlling it more and more;, every day; and he still changes. r.t He lives longer and better. He;suf- fers less physically. Elimination of the less fit has largely -changed to elimination of the unfit" only. Less mother's and child's .hard labor, more and better food, with exercise, sport - and personal hygiene, are bringing about an increase in stature of civil- ized man, while less use :of the jaws and muscles of mastication is redne- ing the jaws, the breadth, protrusion and massiveness of the face. The head in general among the cultured is, becoming slighly broader and larger} the skull and facial bones thinner, ite physiognomy more lively and expres- sive. Those poor, forsaken, homeless drift- packed e. Dr nkp'"Hello! the eHic!-He4o!" ere, Operator—"Hello' The refuse of our human sifters, Drunk—"Hello:' ' No more should be allowed to show 1 tor—"IIeilo:' As missing links from Borneo. 1 OOpun erator—" gosh! How this thing The folks who pay to see those ginke, The55 are themselves the missing links, echoes!' New Types of Fodder Theshows, gambling nuisances and the side Found in Australiashows. Though graft and bribing may en- Adelaide, S. Aust. — New grasses trench, valuable for fodder and other purposes From their old places let us wrench !may be developed in Australia. This The things that make our fairs a was brought out by Mr. James P. Bah stench; I ley, director of the Adelaide Botanical Cut out the sights that harm our kid- gardens in Kew, London, who recently 11 dies, I has returned to England after a year And fill the space with boars and bid- in the Australian Commonwealth on men is being prematurely; dies. I exchange with Mr. William D. Francis, assistant government botanist in Bris- bane. , • Mr. Hubbard took back to London grasses gathered in the Common- wealth, according to Mr. Bailey. These will be classified, some entirely new types will be named, and the entire collection will prove highly valuable to students concerned with botanical research. Most of the specimens were obtain- mental application• faVors digestive ed in Queensland, the richest state in and other disorders. ' But all these ad - Australia for grasses. Some unusual vantages are being checked by adap- d 1 N harbor tations and 'have but moderate effect The features, the hands, the feet are becoming more . refined, and gen- eral beauty is on the increase, is both. men and women. The sensory organs and centres, particularly, those of sight, hearing and taste, are evi growing mord effective as w more resistant. And there is questionable�°advance in civllizs of mental effectiveness and ently 11 as n un- man ental. lier rather than a slower metabolism. But substantial changes will probably require millenniums; the functions are ,00 firmly established for any quick change. So much for normal conditions. There is, regretta'ily also the debit side to be considered. Man has ever raid for his advance, is paying now, and will pay in• future. Functional disorders, digestive, secretive, elimin- ative, disorders of sleep and sexual, cannot but multiply with the increas- ing stresses, eruptions and absorp- tions. Mental derangements will prob- ably be more frequent. Destructive diseases such as diabetes, and various skin troubles, will probably increase until thoroughly understood and hin- dered. The teeth, the mouth, the nose, the eyes and ears, will ever call for increased attention. The feet will trouble. Childbirth will not be easier nor less painful; though assistance will equally rise in effectiveness. Due to prolonged life, heart troubles, apoplexies, cancer and senile weak- nesses of all sorts, will tend to be more common, until mastered by medi- cine: All this, with many social ab- normalities, will retard man's pro- gress but will not stop it, for the indi- cations are that he will rise equal to all his growing needs as they develop and begin to hurt. If there is a dan- ger to human future, it is in the low- ered birthrate. As man advances in knowledge he will grow to understand what is best for him. so that it will be easier for him to follow the right road. He will advance in the control of nature; he will better understand disease and its antidotes and immunization. 34 :rarnfdoilr accomplisns. ementS a e eve' being: surpassed, and in modern cotrmerd'e industry, finance. science, applied arts, bring to light mental giant after men- tal giant. Thosc and other progressive changes in the cultured man bf the present are resulting, it is true, In various weakenngs and conseque+tt disorders. The hair, especially in lost rematurel ; .the teeth are weakened in resistance; th�eke are troubles in eruption; and scarf?idt the dental units tend to • disappk�t. The facial changes, while •favori0tr'la greater variety and higher •range':tf the voice, lead often to disturbing!=f regularities of the nasal structd.5irs and palate. 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