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' Sy WILLIAM FRANCIS
"Frankly Sick of it—and here's life
offering me .a way out. I'm taking
it, Wally, so I think it's good-bye."
She added a line about divorce
papers, signed, sealed and addressed
the letter, and crossed the hall to
his dressing -room. He'd find it
when he came home to dress for din-
ner—another of those poisonous din-
ners at the Mims'. How she hated
them! The soppy inanities of Laura
Hinson, the rot about the younger
generation, the shares market talk,
and Wally's .heavy wisdom about the
need for calm conservatism.
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That was all her life had been since
she had married Walter Weatherby
for his money—two mortal years of
deadly, paralyzing calmness without
a thrill except the thrill of spending
—and Wally, generous as he wad,
seemed, somehow or other, to take
the joy out of that. He gave her all
the money she could use. All she
could waste had been Jim Dorris -
ton's proposition.
She opened her husband's dressing -
table drawer, disturbing the order-
ly arrangement of its contents—club
cards, golf scores, keys and the load-
ed service automatic he had used in
France. She put the letter in be-
side it and, in so doing, touched the
cold steel of the dull ba-rrel.
For a moment she stood =Alen -
less. Then, slowly withdrawing the
letter, she went to the window and
flung it apen. A tin, breeze was
enough to brace her oonrage and
steel her resolve.
She laughed. aloud.
"Wally do anything rash? What a
chance!" she assured herself. "No,
Wally will be his own conservative
self."
Returning to his dressing table, she
eaned the letter against the mirror.
Then, going to her room, she threw
on her coat and closed her bag. The
hall clock was striking five as she
let herself out of the fiat. She was
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This skipper of a steam trawler was
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and his doctor said he must not go
to sea. But times were hard, and he
was forced to go afloat again. That
was two years ago. Now see what he
says
" I go to sea and two years ago I was
laid up for six months with very much
suffering from rheumatism and general
breakdown, and was forbidden by my
doctor to go to sea, or to touch water.
But it was 'Hobson's Choice' with
me. There was so much unemploy.
went was forced to get somewhere.
So I ton still here weathering the
storms of the last two winters, and I
can honestly say I have never felt the
slightest pain from my old complaints,
tome I started two years ago to take
Kruschen Salts. I wish Kruschen
every success, and you may make
whatever use you think fit of this
letter."—Skipper J. J.
It it common knowledge that rheu.
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Kruseberi 'Salto Is bbfainablei at ail
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to meet jirn at ;Victoria at five -thirty
The boat train left at six.
In the gloomy isolation of the taxi,
doubt assailed her again, What if
Wally did—well, something tragic?
Her mind clung to the sense of MI
-
pending tragedy.
In ..?arliarnent Square fugitive rain-
drops fell, heralding a storm; dark,
scurrying clouds brought night be
fore Its time, and the tiny. breeze,
which but ,a few ninatez before bad
fanned ,tway her fear, now grey, to a
wind or almost hurricane forea.
Nervously she telt for her pass-
port and coeeulsively confirmed the.
Presence of ter aealas, Slie rather
hated herself for .aking them, but
Jim had promised to send Wally a
cheque for, them—his "lucky' beads"
'as he called them. He really be.
lieved they had Drought him his
good fortune "on 'Change:" They'd
actually been worta a quarter of a
million to him, he insisted, great hig
superstitious baby that he was.
"Don't leave 'Wally my luck," he
had pleaded. "I'll pay him twice
what the pearls are worth, and that
goes for the diamonds; too.'
She had brought both.
Jim could post the cheque from the
boat.
She arrived at the station ahead of
time, despite the storm which now
was biowing in full fury, They'
would probably have a rough pas-
sage. She didn't care; Heaven
knows she'd had calmness enough--.
and to -morrow she'd be in Paris. •
She came upon her trunks, the new
ones she had bought and sent on
ahead. Tim's were near by.
"These your trunks, ma'am?" A
Porter was inquiring.
"Why—er, yes." Her voice was
queer.
Where was Jim? He was to have
Where wsa Jim? He was to have
had the luggage attended to. All
W. C. LECKIE
Recently appointed vice-president
of Standard Brand Limited, in
charge of Gillett Products Division.
Owl Laffs
And habit is hard to break—even
the habit of doing good work.
Teacher—Willie, give the defini-
tion of "home".
Willie—Home is where part of the
family waits until the others are
.through with the car.
Nothing is so permanent as Sweet
Sixteen's changing affections.
No power on earth can keep a first
class man down or a fourth class
man up.
"How did that
they'd have to do, he had said, would house?" asked the irate husband. His
be to get to their compartment. wife replied: "I guess it must have
Oh, where was Jim? Imagine him made the screen test."
being ate at a time like!this. It --
waSshea wqauiatietderaloewmo six.inA commercial traveler, traveling
utes more and through Scotland, wrote to his com-
then went:to-telephone in the booth pany's sales manager:
1v get into the
at the end of the platform. She ask-
ed for change at the bookstall. It
was counted out to her on a pile of
evening papers—upon the inky half-
tone portrait which, on that day, was
featured on the front pages.
With gloved hands she began pick -
Ing up the coins and then, suddenly,
as though stricken. she let them fall. his cigar ashes are going to fall.
Wild-eyed, she gripped the sheet,
read the incredible headline, and re- Teacher—Tommy. if you had 50
cents, and you loaned your father 30
cents, and your brothel. 20 cents, how
many cents would you have:
Tommy—I wouldn't have any sense.
IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN WORSE
(Barnesville, Ohio, Whetstone)
While putting new shingles on the
roof on his home on Linden Avenue,
"In reply to your question why I
failed to get any orders for canned
goods in Aberdeen, the reason is
that the tin cans cannot be eaten."
Observant Oswald says: "A. fat man
has one advantage over his thin.
breather. He knows exactly • where
coiled as she recognized the photo-
graph of Jim Dorriston.
Big type proclaimed: PROMOTER
ARRESTED, and then followed a
story of which, to, her13efualdled. gazg't
only 'a" few phrases stood out:Hu
Stock Swindle—Arrested on eve of
flight abroad—Criminal record bared
—Victimized women say Dorriston
Lookjewels. . . . Clem Gorman fell to the ground and
The cab which bore her home seem- was fatally but, not seriously injur-
ed to crawl, Hone? There was a ' ed,
bare chance that sbe still might have ---
one—one thin, forlorn hope of get- THE FLY IN TF -IE OINTMENT
ting that letter back before Walla got A lawyer's lot's no easy oae,
in. Thank God it was Thursday, the Despite your stout denials,
day he had an appointment With the For after all is said and clone,
dentist. Thank God for that delay His life is filled with trials,
—it might save aer, keep for her the
only comforts her life had known— First Fly—Will you join our party
the only man who had ever been in the jam preserves?
good to. liciai.'';_aVally had been that, Second Fly — No, thank you, the
and she b.:act:130cm happy (*ugh un- lady of our house has baked a cake
til Jim haat*ivept her off her feet with icing on it. We're going in
with promise. for winter sports.
What a fool she- had been! What
a fool!
She felt herself DI6S8 to the point!
of madness as a policeman held up
the traffic.
A few minutes later she was at
her door.
The ball -porter did not know if 3Ir.!
Weatherby was in. He had not
taken him up in. the lift..
Hysterically, she fumbled for her:
key and, letting herself in, ran to his
room. He was not there,
Quietly she opened his dressing -
room door and turned her anguished
eyes to his dressing table,
And then utter panic seized her,
For the letter was gone, the drawer
was open, and sprawled, inert, upon
the 'brilliant crimson of a Persian
prayer rug, with arm limply out-
stretched beneath the radiator, lay
the prostrate form of Walter Weath-
erby.
White with horror, she tried to '
scream, but no sound issued from.'
her fear -numbed throat and, stagger-
ing, she crossed to the still figure and
sagged down beside it.
And then the form that was Walter
Weatherby stirred ever so slightly
and a cool, calm voice was heard to
say:—
",Don't move; I've dropped my
pearl stud under the radiator. There's
a letter or soniething there, too.
Someone left the window open and
it blew off the dresser."
". . I'll get it, des ," Mrs. Weath-
erby said.—Tit-Bits.
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the College of Agriculture of the Thri-
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M. Gongalez, dean of the college, arid
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A delegation accompanied him to the
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The Optician—Read those figures
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Mr. Callena--Wot blackboard?
Ragson Tatters—How do you like
that new mare of yours?
Windy Wolf—Oh, fairly well. But
I wish I had bought a horse. She's
always stopping' to look at herself
in the water puddles.
The flapper was truly repentant
and sought to make an3ends.
Flapper—Jack, I am very sorry I
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Jack—Oh, that's all right, honey.
I saved $30 while we weren't on
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.A. man's worst enemy is often right
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Croyden, England — The fifteen -
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