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HomeMy WebLinkAboutZurich Herald, 1931-01-22, Page 7Santa Fe Ticket to California Will fake you through PhoenbE on Santa Fe rails "all the way" from Chicago and Kansas City. You leave on the Sonta Fe and arrive on the Santa Fe. Warm days In the desert and along a sunny seashore. • • • • Golf and horseback rid- ing keep the pep up and the pounds clown. • • • • Fred Harvey dining service another exclusive feature Make your Pullman reservations early. P. T. BENDRY, Gen. Agent SANTA P'AE EL 504 Transportation Bldg.. DETROIT, anICU. Phone: EAndolpb 8748 00 y"he" 'h$e"'llailwaq Owl Laffs Some folks want to know your views only that they may oppose them. Attorney.—"But, madam, you cannot marry ry again. If you do, your husband has clearly specified in his will that his fortune will go to his brothel'." Widow—"Yes, that's so. It's the brother that I'm marrying." A young school boy halted before the blackseeitb's forge and watched the smith; with great interest. Very much annoyed, the smith suddenly held a red hot piece under the boy's nose, hoping to make him back away. The Boy—"If you'll give me a dollar 11I Iick it." The smih took a dollar from his pocket and held it out. The h -'y took the money, licked it, placed i; in his pocket, and slowly walked away, whistling. CHILDREN CRY FOR IT— CHILDREN hate to take medicine as a rule, but every child loves the taste of Castoria. And this pure vegetable preparation is just as good as it tastes; just as bland and just as harmless as the recipe reads. When Baby's cry warns of colic. a few drops of Castoria has him soothed, asleep again in a jiffy. Noth- ing is more valuable in diarrhea. When -coated tongue or bad breath tell of constipation, invoke its gentle aid to cleanse and regulate a child's bowels. In colds or children's diseases. you should use it to keep the system from clogging. Castoria is sold in every drugstore; the genuine .always bears Chas. N. Fletcher's signature. C AST O R i A There is a big difference between seeing through a thing and seeing a thing through. Young Lady—"Were you pleased with the new- school to -day, Tom?" Tom—"Naw. Dey made nie wash me face an' when I got home de dorg bit me 'cause he didn't know me." Chauffeur Whose Truck' Splashed Pedestrians Fined in B erlin Berlin.—Podestrains who received a mud bath when a chauffeur drove itis truck through a puddle of water next to the curbstone in a Berlin street filed a complaint and the chauffeur was summoned to court. The evidence showed that he had plenty of room to turn out and avbid the puddle, and the court imposed a fine of three marks. Similar decisions lliave been rendered also by Bavarian Courts. It is Said— Mint can be -chopped more easily if Sprinkled with coarse .sugar. Stains on the hands will disappear ff rubbed with a cream made of olive oil andsugar. A piece of burlap makes a good polishing for the hot range, as it does not readily ignite like paper and a cotton or wool cloth, Several la'yer's of newspaper spread !between the bed springs and mat- tress will preveiht sleepers getting cold backs. Many ideals, like many people, Iook good until you try them out. Mrs. Jones—"What Bind of interior decoration does your husband prefer?" Mrs. Smith— "Well, just between you and me, it's corn beef and cab- bage." New Braidin Frequently the tailored woolen /rock is given a different trimming slant by means of braiding, This torn) of fiat., decoration has a tailor- ed air but proves co be quite dressy When used on the dress of velvet for afternoon. Rows of ual'row silk braid fashion flat collar effects and cuffs, sometimes in self color such as black, or In Mack attached over a foundation et white. Women are getting so they can break out of jail just as well as men ever could. Women are quick to learn the tricks of men. • Ignorance •is.'the mother of preju- dice. Meanness is probably its pa, Gerald --"What kind of girl is Flos- sie?" Harold—"Well, she knows life like a book—that has been suppressed." ' Mr, Rook was reacting statistics in the newspaper. "In New York a child is born every two minutes," he an- nounced. "Good heavens!" exclaimed his wife in horror. "And we're plan- ning to stay there two weeks!" It is our guess that no 200 -pound man would even enjoy jumping from an airplane and truating himself to a parachute. Census Enumerator—"What's your husband's vocation?" • Housewife (haughtily) -- "He's a vegetarian." Enumerator (politely)—"No, no, I mean what does he do for living?" Housewife (with patience exhaust- ed)—"I told you once. He•s a vege- tarian—he sells vegetables" Easy money is predicted by some of the big financiers of this country. Well, that is what most people are looking for. She --"Why so thoughtful, dear?" He—"I have one dollar over: this week, and I don't remember which in- stallment I forgot to pay." tet A The Education of Man* At 20 we know it all. At 30 we think we know it all. At 40 we become somewhat uncer- tain. t At 50 we have grave doubts, At 80 we give it up. Drury—"Did you ever hear of the collegiate flower?" Dempsey—"No, what's its name?" Drury—"The blooming idiot" Doctor—"What's your trouble?" Patient—"I can't sleep." "whiskey D etor— Drink a glass of w s ey o every half-hour throughout the night." Patient—Will that make me sleep?" "Doctor—"I don't know, but, it will snake the time pass mese pleasantly." Woman's Fortitude Forces Herself to Smile Voice .Highways to Cost $6,000,00.0 Today one can pick up hi,'te1e- 'phone and in two minutes be 1<aiking to a friend fifty, a hundred., Or a thousand miles away. The e:clilana- t en • lies to some extent ir. ,the great construction job beings done by telephone people. 't Instead of open wire, lead -covered cables traverse the countryside making possible two bundled: and more conversations at one time. Of course operating effl.eirncy has kept pace with mechanical improvements would not si. This jobbe ofposbuildingblethese voice highway's is one for experts and telephone nmen receive intensive training In every feature oib the communication art before they can qualify for the work. In the coming year th 33e!1 Telephone Company plans to spend over six million dollars on its long distance eystem in Ontari and Quebec. and pass under or the present city day streets, service Pastorale (By Clara Shanafelt in "The Satur- day Review of Literature,' Naw le,Ork) I had forgotten that hills eoulpebe like this, I had forgotten the vastnesg;aufl the stillness, These slow appeasing rhythms made visible, Swung in space—lento, Like the slow movement of. a`sjm- phony Arrested in a long caesura; ' The colors of autumn melted, fused • together, Held as in the prism of an opal Through Pain "I never seem to find time to rest," says many an overworked housewife.. Under smiles and forced cheerfulness she conceals weariness and nervous depression; headaches and backaches. Often she is in real pain, but still re- fuses to give up. This very fortitude is apt to be her undoing. If she con- tinues to neglect the signals of dis- tress she will sooner or later suffer a serious breakdown, A noted doctor has stated that nine - tenths of the Ills of womanhood are due to poor blood. That anaemia is the cense of the low spirits, the poor appetite and palpitation that make life a burden for so many. There is no need, however, for wo- mento suffer In this way. . All the miseries of anaemia can be banished by taking Dr. Williams' PinkPills, These Pills create an abundance of new, flop, red blood and this new blood will bring strength and vitality tm nervous, overtired women. The Pills are sold by all hiecticine dealers Crying Babies are Sickly Babies The well child does not cry. Ile Is laughing and happy all the time. Baby's cry of distress is the only means he has of telling the mother or nurse he is ill. Mothers, you can That my ship may not go wrong. keep your Iittle ones well and happy T. care not how the seas may toss by giving then Baby's Own Tablets Or ever the winds may roll —the safe and efficient remedy for Or if the fires of outpost stars; all childhood ailments. Must he my utmost goal, Baby's Own Tablets are a mild but If Love shall he my flaming cross High Seas By Cyrus C. Johnson in "Phychotogy" I care not how the winds may blow If but the winds blow strong. Pray send no veering, halting breath To hear my craft along, Just a bright, bright star to steer by 'thorough. laxative. They sweeten the To guide my outcast soul. stomach; regulate the bowels and thus To Magic Isles of distant clime I had forgotten the high upland pas- '.• constipation and indigestion; I do not sail alone tures, break up colds and simple fevers and Elegantly constrainedflay the irritation accompanying the By the handsome and strict gee=the- cutting of teeth. They are sold by all medicine dealers or by mail at 25 cents a box from. The Dr. Williams' try of their stone walls, Smooth as park glades • — The earth's supple sensuous contour's ti ecifcine Co., Brockville, Ont. Naked among her glorious jewels; The bright separate flames of. the trees, Crisp cones and pyramids of shock- ing color— Vermillion, magentas- amlxer,-'-irine gold— The black stains of the evergreens, articles. blotted against then; Cold tea will give a beautfiul ebony The ragged •gray of the torn granite; shade to lace. Add a little to the The far pellucid amethyst horizons. 4linal rinsing water after the lace has been washed. Use a mixture of strong cold tea and water for washing varnishing woodwork. Allow the mixture to dry on the material, then polish with an old silk handkerchief. Tea can be used for giving a gloss to mirrors, windows, and glassware. Add a generous quantity to the water with which the glass is to be cleaned. Uses For Cold Tea Tea that is to be used for any of the following purposes should be cai•efnily strained to ensure 'that none of the )eaves find their way to the Rarely the, sweet Iyrical co w -bells Seep like springs from the air— An old pastoral music long forgotten; The roads are deserted, the landscape empty else. You smell the breath of the north— Pungent, resinous, cold -- Passing the rocky virgin grottoes, ravines Lit with their ancient candlelight of gold phrases of fissures in Maple and birch, flaring among! the hemlock and spruce, Their shadows. Ferns green In imperishable ,elegauee Lift above hot drifts. 0 why were we divided, .our hearts, our flesh, Our hard intractable minds, cleft .as under On Such a day, in such a place.:.,, I burnt by the lire to madness and you like rock? • ,;t� Club House Rolls One pint of milk, 1 tablespoon sugar, 1. teaspoon salt, butter size of an egg, 3 cups flour, is yeast cake. Scald milk; acid sugar, salt and butter, Dis- ,Al. New Vogue. At such a period in the sartorial Year. it is not possible to insure any- thing a vogue. But all signs point to a •resort and spring season of plaids. Small plaids in woollen mixtures, large diagonal plaids in silks. Plaids usually bring to mind the multi -color effects common to ging- hains and the bold patterns of coat- ings for. sports. The trend now is toward plaids in two colors such as a navy design printed on a red back- ground or a white one ou. black. Having run the gamut of florals from diminutive to huge sprawling designs in silks, it is plausible that the plaid will ill become a fashionable 1 variation in patterned fabrics. "Do you believe that marrying in haste necessarily means repenting at solve the yeast in a little of the milk. leisure??" "After a man marries he When it has become lukewarm, add,to 'has no leisure." • I other ingredients, then add flour. Let. rise three hours, then add tour to knead. Let rise again and shape into is by rolling each lino an oblong shake, brushing with butter and fold - lug. Let rise till very light, then bake in hot oven. If wanteC for supper, start about 10.30 and shape at 4. Barley First Plant Sown Loudon, --Barley was probably the earliest plant cultivated by man,'stnd the rise of civilization tan be dated from the time it was first deliber- ately sown, Dr. E. S. Deaven says. Origin of all the present races of cultivated barley. he said, can to traced to the wild form still found In Palestine, Syria and Persia. Barley. 7,000 to 10,000 years old has heart:: RTD of your dread of pain after found by explorer's in Egypt, he fie eating, Eat without fear of "indiges- Glared. tion," emir stomach, disagreeable gas or headaches. Singer: "I'm afraid I didn't (Yo very When your toed ferments, "dis- weU," Wireless Announcer.: "tJlt;:'agrees,' rtes like a lump In your stoma, that's all right! As a matter of feet, itch, it's a sign of too much acid. 'nit through an error you were annotinc• need not resort to crude ialethods--t eel as 'Zoo imitations." take instead an antiacid that will cor•. a'ett the condition, Mflk''ot The oil of joy 15 very cheap., and if Magnesia. poor ais with a gar. A spoonful of this pleasaut-tasting, But to Eternal Summer Time And Ships that I have known, I shall be glad when the skies bright And sing when the skies are gray, If only Love shall ride with me, .A.nd the course be a long, long way. For the dream is 'old And the tale is told 0f Ships on•a Golden Bay. I ride with Beauty on Treasure Ships Where the far dim quays are piled, And I carry the kiss of a mother's lips; And the smile of a little child, And I give all the gold In a brimming hold For a song when my heart's beguiled. These are enough, 0 Mester of Ships, (With the stars to guide aright), A far-flung sail, a booming breeze, And a song when the spray is white, To know no fear When the Port is near And a great dawn floods the night. Irish stew, as served in the British ,Nava-, consists of mutton (119 ib. to 500 sailors), potatoes, pearl barley, onions, and turnips. me are Classified Advertising POR Bon 3 flI1'E ORG.tN . sessAnsen INT I ne a small but complete electric organ uesigned for the suburban church l,.eon- emlcal in Kyoto and eW61. Melo for de- .scriptve eli'011101, :Villein •',i Logo, organ leoinpanY, Limited, ea -2e Dutleritt St., Toronto. •. Care O ,hoes To secure satisfactory wear out of Shoes they must have care. Frequent cleaning and polishing, as well as alternate wearing, will provide this • care. All shoes should be brushed after eaeli wearing to remove dust. If they take a high polish title should be fre- quently given. They should be con- tinually kept in a lusterous state. Cleaning powders, liquids and pastes are now obtainable for every,' .type of shoe, $o whether"' leather 01 fabric footwear is worn, whatever color or finish, there is a dressing that will restore the original condi- tion. ondition. These compounds will keep the leather soft, will cleanse fabric shoes and keep metallic bathers' from tarn.- ishing,,which all tends to preserve the attractive appearance of the shoes and give satisfactory wear. A somewhat nervous woman was about to take a short trip in an aero- plane—her first. As"rhe climbed into the cockpit she gipped and said to the pilot; "Is this—er—flight likely, to be at all dangerous?" "What!" exclaimed the man, aghast. "Danger- ous? For $5,00!" GoulNt — PHILLIPS - `�-oF MAGNI. `P For Troubles due to Add INDIC,E5h SON saint seomece NIARYBURN CONSTIPATION GAS. NA Take tong Walks Fat Men are Told How can you walk off your fat if you haven't any energy to do it ? You can take oft fat with Kruschetu Salts if you will take one • Half teaspoon in hot water every morning before breakfast, modify your diet an exercise regularly. There are six different salts h Iiruselhen that your body organs must have if you are to enjoy good health. While you are losing fat you will be gaining in vigor, energy, vitality and power endurance. of enduran e . That means that soon you will be able to walk many miles without fatigue and enjoy every step you walk. • Drug Stores all over Canada wilt I{rusehen Salts, and a jar costs but 75 cents—it's a real blessing to fat gieople. after meals you tail xetp roe �toottlil►g Said neutralizes many times or by mail at 50 cents a box front. The inept of praise, it will be better. for Drn Williams' Medicine Co., Brock them b than lankets,-'-henry Dane- its volume amici. It restores the 41.146.4 vine; Ont.Ont.mond,d= .: soaked stomach and bowels—assists these organs to function as they should. Phillips' Milk of Magnesia is what yott need When a bad breath, coated tongue, Headaches, nausea or biliious- ness indicates a'ii over -acid condition, 'rake a spoonful today and for several days and see how it sweetens the sys- tem. You 'won't ba nearly so liable to eolde or sickness. All drugstores In the Dominion sell it in 50e bottles. Gent%lac Milk of Magnesia is awaits a. tigurd—never a tablet, Look .for the rtr�alte NAV. eta 3i±t 0.0002 or SORE TWA EtuSIV44YV Actsl�lre� 7Sa i T 40 aDSES IP %i SINGLE SIP PROVES IT 408 /6 COES efess 115 NOISES., RUB tN BACHmain OF ZAPS- F NSE,34 IN NOSTRILS,— Faelain. $1.29 Ali Druggists, Descriptive taldei an request A. 0. LEONARD, inc. 70 Fifth Ave., New York' City Genuine Gratitude Compels Tribute. Mr. Victor Hills, of Thornton. Heath, writes:—"For many years I have suffered with that distressing complaint --constipation, and its at- tendant effects of sick -headache and indigestion. It was a red-letter day for me when a friend recommended me a treatment of Carter's Little csa andcan honestly LiverPills, I y: a that. results have been truly mar- velous. I now enjoy good health and feel that Iife is worth living. The relief I have experienced com- pels ins to add niy sincere tribute.* Take Carter's Little Liver Pills. Ail Ehuneiste !)„7ri and ;OI red pkgs. FARLRS 1FE EETS STREITH By Taking Lydia. F. Pink-' ham's Vegetable Compound 'Wilton; Ont.—"I ant taking Lydia E.:Piukham's Vegetable Compound throughthe Change of Life. It helps me and l cannot praise it too highly./ was troubled with heat flashes and m - limbs were heavy so I could hardly walk to do my farm work, t saw in the newspapers your ad about the Vegetable Comp -_pound and thought to give it a trial. The fast bottle goes me relief and I have told others what it does for me. I am willing fox you to • use my letter if you ehoose. 14xe. D. B. FETSIUS, Wilton, Onterie. Ask Vow Nelghbolr ISSUE No, 3;