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HomeMy WebLinkAboutZurich Herald, 1930-10-16, Page 7A Real Nerve Tonic Is a Bountiful Supply of Rich, health -Giving Blood Sufferers from nervous debility find themselves tired, low-spirited and un- able to keep their minds on anything. They .are totally unfit to perforin their everyday duties. Doctoring the nerves with sedatives is a terrible mistake. The only real nerve tonic is a good supply of rich, red blood. To secure this rich, red blood Dr. Williams' Pink Pills should be taken. Enriching and purifying the blood is their whole mission. Concern- ing them Mrs. Albert Bentley, Ban- croft, Ont„ writes: "Two years ago I was a complete wreck; in bed for seven months; extremely nervous; had no color, Nothing I tried seemed to help me till I began Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. My condition at once im- proved and to -day I am well and able. for anything without fatigue or trou- ble." You can get these pills from any medicine dealer or by mail at 50 cents a box from The Dr. Williams' Medi- cine Co., Brockville, Ont. 1950 Worker Will Get $27 -a -Day Wage Predicted by Ford in His New Book, "Moving Forward" New York—Henry Ford blames the present industrial depression on busi- ness men who watched the stock mar- ket instead of their business, and be- lieves the cure lies in quantity pro- duction and intensive marketing of high-class goods. He outlines his opinions in a book "Moving Forward," published on Oct. 2nd. He predicts that in 1950 the United States workingman will get a minumum wage of 27 a day, advoc- ates high wages as one of the funda- mental laws of business, and says genuine over -production has never existed. In regard to wages, however, Mr. Ford believes that while a man. has a right to work, his right to a job de- pends on his ability to render valu- able service. He says belief that a company owes a living to those who work for it Is based on "our tradi- tional conception of master anu ser - van:." The book, written in collaboration with Samuel Crowther, says the fun- damentals of business principles are: First, to make more and better goods cheaply as possible and force them on the market; second, to strive alwas for higher quality and lower prices and costs; third, to raise wages gradu- ally and cantinuously and never to cut them; and fourth, to get the goods to the consmer economically so he may benefit by low coSt production. The carrying out of these modern. business laws requires notch more leadership than did the old produc- tion, Mr. Ford says. He believes that was why interest in the 1929 stock mar]ce. brought disaster. "The true occasion for alarm was deeply hid," he says. "It consisted in the complete stoppage of improve- ment in quality of goods and in meth- ods of manufacture, which in turn causes a stoppage in the increasing values of the purchasing money. There is bound to come a time when things are offered for sale at so much more than they are worth that the public will hesitate to buy them, and then will stop buying altogether and may even fall into a panic about what it has bought. "No one he yet been born who can manage both to manipulate the mar- ket for its stock and also do business do such a way that it will be profit- able. The two do zot and cannot mix." Damp Walls Walls can be rendered damp-proof by an application of water -glass used for preserving eggs. Strip or scrape the old paper from the walls and brush over the damp patches with the Iwaterglass mixture according to the directions on the tin. Allow to dry, then put on two more coats. Each must dry before the next is put on. When repapered the damp will not penetrate again. Minard's Liniment gives quick relief. "In Memory—" The photograph reproduced shoivs an interesting view of impres- sive memorial to Newfoundland's war dead at Grand Bank Owl Laffs - About the only thing that comes to him who waits . is whiskers. Many doctors are now having their patients say"ee"instead of "ah."Ow," however, remains the standard for the patient on receiving his bill. High school teacher—What is Fran- cis Scott Key's greatest distinction? Pupil—He knew all four verses of "The Star Spangled Banner." All the jokes are not found in the books or in the papers, some of them may be seen walking around town. Sitting around the bunk house they were swapping lies. One of them—"When I was logging up in the Northwoocls I saw a moun- tain lion come right up to the skidder one day. It was a fierce beast, but I, with great presence of mind, threw a bucket of water in its face and it slunk away." Man sitting in corner—"Boys, I can vouch for the truth of that story. A few minutes after that happened I was coming down the side of the hill I met this lion. andfi as is my habit, stopped to stroke its whiskers. Boys, those whiskers were wet." A HAPPY THOUGHT FOR TO -DAY. From the moment of birth To the ride in the hearse, There is nothing that happens But might have been worse. Gertie—"What shall I do, Mother dear? I'm engaged to a man who says he simply can't bear children." Mother—"Well, you can't expect too much from a husband." "The good die -young." Butto die good, one must diet young. Gladys (to her fat boy friend)— "Pardon me, Tiny, but as you age, will you fade like a flower or bust like a baloon?" LOYALTY. By Melville Sloan. How grand that attribute, divine; That golden quality; - That priceless gem of honor, fine; That jewel loyalty. Who will not see an evil done— To him—he calls his friend; Or whom he serves; is really one Of—nature's noblemen! Times might be much better,if those who don't have to work would knock off and give their jobs to those who do. Things I'd like to know -Where butchers get their straw hats they wear in winter and comedians get the ones they ruin? What the girls who flip pancakes in windows think about mid especially what they'd think i,. GiNUINR 541 1AGN. Fdue o Acis d SIola) HEARTS TION GOAS,NAUSEA A3, NAUSEA AC 1 Many people, two hours after eat- ing, suffer indigestion as they call it. It is usually excess acid. Correct it with an alkali. The best way, the quick, harmless and efficient way, is Phillips Milk of Magnesia. It has remained for 50 years the standard with physicians. One spoonful in water neutralizes many, times its volume in stomach acids, and at once. The symptoms, such as head- aches, gas, heartburn, etc., will disappear in five minutes. You will never use crude methods when you know this better method. And you will never suffer from ex- cess acid when you prove but this easy relief. Please do that—for your own sake—now. Be 'sure to get the genuine, pre- scribed by doctors for conditions due to excess acid. It is always a liquid; it cannot be made in tablet form. Look for the name Phillips' and the word genuine hi red. • about a fellow who took them to Child's for dinner? Why every ex- tremely attractive girl has an, ugly duckling for a *chum? Whether any- one is a poor marksman because his mother told him pointing was impo- lite? And if I'd be happier if I knew all these things? - A local poet thinks bananas rhyme with pajamas. That is one . of the several reasons -this column does not print but very little home made poetry Tourist—"Say, boy, where does this road go? . , Indignant. — "It don't go nowhere. It's here every morning when I. come along." A humorist's most serious business is trying to make folks smile. Dishwashing Is Still Bated Task Childhood Duty Turns Mod' ern Girl Against Homemaking Compulsory dishwashing in child- hood has given millions of girls a drab outlook .on life and has caused them to conceive an • absolute hatred for homemaking, says Miss Marion S. Van Liew, chief of the home econ- omics education bureau of the Univer- sity of the State of New York. Hatred of dishwashing, while it seems of itself a most insignificant matter, becomes the root of an oh - session against all phases of house- keeping, she thinks, and therefore has a potentiality of exercising, a vicious influence on the entire future of girls and women, Miss Van Liew, who is widely known throughout the nation as a home economist in addition to her position with the State Department of Education, yesterday become edu- cational director of the Homemaking Center of the New York State Feder- ation of Women's Clubs. No Fad# She Declares Fortune teller—"You will suffer pov- erty overty until you are 35 years old." The dupe—"And then?" Fortune teller—"By that time you will have got used to it." COI STIEATEO CHILDREN "Home economics is no fad," Miss Van Liew told an interviewer in Al- bany. "It has passed that stage and has stood the test. People are more 'home conscious' than ever and- it is recovering its former status rapidly. Now, the difficulty is that girls are not prepared to take over the prob- lems of homemaking when they be- come brides. "It may astonish people to know that the state is training hundreds of girls and young women for the career of marriage. Outside of New York there are 211 centers under the super- vision of the State Department of Education where homemaking is taught as a fine art, and New York does not neglect this important train- ing. . raining.:. . "Women and girls must get away from the old idea that homemaking is nothing but sewing, cooking and clean- ing," Miss Van Liew added. "These things are but incidental and as such should be clone by means of a time budget so as not to interfere with - the major phases of the calling." She reminds one that choosing har- monious color combinations for the home and purchasing clothing, edibles and other supplies come into the call- ing of homemaking, as well as person- al grooming and adjustment of family relations, and that to be successful in all these the homemaker should be trained. She declared that every feminine member of every family should be in- structed in home economics. She would have the younger children learn it in junior high school, and have mother keep up with them by extension courses in the afternoon and evening. Constipation is one of the most com- mon ailments of childhood and the child suffering from it positively can- not thrive. To keep the little one well the bowels must be kept regular and the stomach sweet. To 'do this nothing can equal Baby's Own Tab- lets. They are a mild but thorough laxative; are pleasant to take and can be given to the newborn babe with' perfect safety. Thousands of mothers use no other medicine for their little ones but Baby's Own Tablets. They are sold by medicine dealers or by mail at 25- cents a box from The Dr. Williams' MViedicin.e Co., Brockville, Ont. Kamaran Island Has • World's Worst Climate Though certain parts of the North American Continent might reel justi- fied in claiming "the world's worst climate"—acc)rding to Charles Fitz- hugh Talman in Lis Science Service feature "Why the Weather?" (Wash ington), the favorsd spot is an island in the Red Sea. He says: "Hot weather • is endurable is the relative humidity remains low; hot days are endurable if the air cools orf at night. Neither of these mitigating features is found in the average cli mate of the Red Sea coact. An Eng- lish meteorological journal bas recent- ly suggested that Kamaran Island, which lies in the Red Sea off the coast of Yemen, can claim the distinction of having the worst climate on earth. A four-year record shows that from April to Octob..i, inclusive, the aver- age daily maximum temperatures range from 91 95; which would not be diad were it not for the fact that the average minimum temperatures are from 81 to 86. The highest single reading during the four years was 105, which we can easily beat in Am- erica, but the mercury never once fell below 66. The average relative hu-' midity was 72 in January a.nd 58 in July. The climate of the island: is extremely enervating. In spite of des- erts near at hand and an average rainfall of only two inches a year the air generally feels damp, and the winds, though strong, bring 'no relief. Occasional sand storms add the human discomfort. .A. lovely place to stay away from is Kameran!" • - Roads Yolttng and Old Roads that lead to houses .And a city's pride Go straight and hard like young meet With sure and eager stride. But roads that lead to mouutains Or hidden desert streams Shuffle along along like old men Happy in their dreams. —By Rachel Harris Campbell, San Diego State Teachers' College. When asked his idea of rigid eron- nn;v, Will Rogers rept eclr "A ileac; i Minard's Liniment aid's tired feet. Any Offers? As Mrs. King was cleaning her front bed -room windows she saw a friend hurrying along the road. "What ever has happened?" she cried, running to the garden gate and calling to the friend.. "Why are you in such a hurry?" The friend paused to regain her breath. "I'm trying to get something for my husband," she panted. • "Oh," replied Mrs. King, very much relieved. "Had any offers?" INVALUABLE MOMENTS Never suffer the invaluable mom- ents of thy life to steal by unimprov- ed, and leave thee in idleness and vacancy; but be always either read- ing, or writing or praying, oe medi- tating, or employed in some useful labor for the co triton good. —:1'Iil�mpis. "I'm thinking of moving out into the country." "Do you like the country? What will you do in the evenings?" "Oh, I'll run up to i =i." 0404,,N*A, &sac& Istt rat .11000.14 Aufe Com., qE ts .� — ,., 0... tNINN.t.:Ciagto — L..tt% `t . '!y %.„, a... ..,,:,. .,.,,J,,.... aN DIOSE Tik li et,°°'° � �. t,. .: � w :::. 104 "Nig q a. W'S ",. %Ulna yik Owastihant The Wrong Phrase Mr. Brown had just returned from the office and was introduced to the new nurse, who was astonishingly pretty. "She is sensible and scientific, too," said Mrs. Brown, "and she says she will allow no one to kiss the baby while she is near." "No one would want to," replied Brown tiredly. "Oh, indeed, .Tohnl" snapped the fond mother. "I mean," faltered Brown, endeav- oring to make things better, "not while she is near." The pretty nurse was given march- ing orders the following day. "Is this train ever on time?" grow- led the grouchy passenger. "Oh," re- plied the conductor, "we never worry about it being on time. We're satis- fied if it's on the track." WHEN CHILDREN FRET THERE are times when a child is too fretful or feverish to be sung to sleep. There are some pains a mother cannot pat away. But there's quick comfort in Castorial Fcl diarrhea, and other infantile ills, give this pure vegetable prepara- tion. Whenever coated tongues tell of constipation; whenever there's any sign of sluggishness. Castoria has a good taste; children love to take it. Buy the genuine—with Chas. H. Fletcher's signature on wrapper. 0.,R:-.1" A COMPLIMENTED ON HER COMPLEXION AT 65 Tells All Women How 20 YEARS OF KRUSCHER 20 YEARS OF HEALTH Just fancy 1 A grandmother and still being complimented on her com- plexion! How does she do it ? Her letter explains. Kruscheat keeps her ybung and fit. That's the secret of the whole matter. " When I was on holiday this Summer I was asked what gave me or what I used for my fresh complexion. For 20 years now I've used as directed Iirus- chen Salts, the finest and only medicine to my knowledge, Before this I was troubled with my liver and biliousness and rheumatism in myarm and shoulders. just take it regularly es you describe, with the above result. T tell everyone this, also my family, who are now men and women, for I ant over 65." —E. B. Don't be content to envy her. Follow her example. hruschen will keep you young, just as it keeps her young. The little daily dose keeps you young inside ; you wake up every morning h as a schoolgirl, and as .fit-andfres g before the first month is out the 'Wonderful difference is written in your complexion and your eyes, Erusehen She Does It will restore the liver and kidneys to proper activity. Waste products will be naturally expelled by those eliminat- 'Mg organs as Nature intends. The blood will be refreshed and will course in a cleansing, stream to every fibra of the body, reinvigorating your whole system, brightening your eyes, clearing your skin. You feel—and arc—a, different person. Thousands are proving it daily. Why shouldn't you i(ruschen Salts is obtainable at all Drug Stores at 450. and 75e. per bottle. Classified Advertising 1' OP.. SALE—FIRST CLASS BREED- 1' ING Mink, and Foxes, at reasonable prices. In your own interests write for particulars. o rti ars. J. O. Mitchell, St. Mary's, q GENTS WANTED FOR DR. BOV- 1i EL'S soaps, toilet articles, etc., well known for twenty years. Quick turn- over and large profit. Dept. 0, Bovel Manufacturing Company, Toronto 8. ' The worst thing about appearances is trying to keep them up. mom runs eafitess READNOISES Rus IN EACN or: EARS- INSERT eon IN NOSTRIL$.... EAR.CIL $1.25 Id Druggists. Descriptive folder on request A. O. LEONARD, Inc. 70 Fifth Ave., New York City An Emergency Dressing Minard's is invaluable as a quick dressing for burns, scalds and all flesh abrasions. It cleanses and soothes the wound. DON'T SUFFER WITH DANGEROUS INDIGESTION Do you suffer after meals with a. belching, from sour and acid stomach?, Many believe they have heart trouble, and tremble with fear, expecting any minute to drop dead. This condition can be prevented, likewise relieved. Take Carter's Little Liver Pills after meals and neutralize the gases. Sweeten the sour and acid stomach,, re- lieve the gas and encourage digestion. • The stomach, liver and bowels will be cleansed of poison, painful and .dangerous indigestion disappears and the system enjoys a tonic effect. Dont delay. Ask your druggist for a 25c . pkg. of Carter's Little Liver Pills. READ OF A CASE' LIKE HER OWN Decided to take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Moncton, New Brunswiek—"Before my last baby was born 1 was very weak, nervous .and dis- couraged. 1 saw an advertisement in the paper about. a woman who had been like me so I bought a bottle of Lydia E. Pink- ham's Vegetable Compound. I took three bottles toad it carried me safe- ly through that critical time. I have three children to care for and I feel well and 'strong. I have told two other women about your medicine."-•=- ' Mits. Gus Ansicrrnurr, 82 AlbertStreet Moncton, New Brunswick. —ISSUE No. 41 '30