Zurich Herald, 1930-07-24, Page 7•
IT'S THE CUSTOM IN CANADA
Every country has its own delightful social traditions . . .
25 years ago it was considered a very delicate attention for a lady
to light 'a gentleman's cigar'In Spain, the women still light
their men's cigars . . In Canada, the custom of smoking Wilson's
Bachelor ---100% Havana filler—cigars dates back a quarter of a
century.
Today, ,they are the outstanding ten cent brand in quality and
popularity.
WI LSON'S
foil wrapped
lOt
and in pocket
packs of five
BACHELOcillep
Still most for
emememessolelMell
t h, e mone y
Owl Laffs
The injustice of Justice is unjusti-
fiable.
Another good way to meet a lot
of college -trained men is to mention
your desire to buy a few bonds.
"I have a great memory, I can
recite all the names on three pages
of the New York telephone directory.
Wanna hear me? All right then:
Levy, Levy, Levy, Levy, Levy!"
Few persons want the photograph-
ers to take a likeness of them.
The laziest man in the world Is
the one who sang: "Moonbeam Kiss
Her For Me."
You—Who's that?
Me—President' of a -well-known or-
ganization. _
You—Worked his way up, eh?
Me—You said it. Worked everybody
in sight.
The German scientist's pillow that
prevents snoring isn't a new idea.
Hick town hotels have that kind of
mattresses too.
We wonder what happens when an
absent-minded ventriloquist takes his
girl on his lap.
"It may be all right for the women
to show their backbones," declared
(Insert); "but here's hoping they will
spare -ribs."
We will now sit quietly while the
orchestra plays that little tune en-
titled "You Never Can Tell What a
Red Headed Mamma Will Do in A
tat."
The difference between independ-
ence and dependence is a constantly
lidded to savings account at the bank.
When a girl ends a letter "sin-
cerely," you know she means what
comu,N.
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Doctors Find We Do
Not Sleep Like Logs.
sins says; but when it's ended with
"love," yon never can tell!
Pop—Do you know, sheep are the
most dumb of all the dumb animals?
Mom—Yes, ray Lamb.
A very modest guy is one who wears
suspenders on his pajamas.
Among our greatest optimists are
the advertising writers, who claim
that a shave may be made pleasant.
First Irishmaa—Pat, what's that
piece of blank paper you have in your
hand?
Second Irishman—Oh, that's a let-
ter from my wife.
First Irishman—How, do you mean
a letter from your wife? Sure, there's
no writing on it.
Second Irishman—Of course not.
The missus and myself are not -on
speaking terms.
The modern way to spell coward is
B -U -L -L -Y.
You have to think out some things
yourself—nobody can help you.
Dentist—Where is the aching tooth
located?
Girl (a theatre usher)—Balcony,
first row to the right.
In dancing women exercise a per-
fect right, and a neat looking left.
The history of the United States is
to be written in 500 words. This
ought to be good news for schoolboys.
Rosebud—Where did I come from?
Rose—The stalk brought you,
Humor, like History, repeats itself.
Yet the man who won't believe in
a heaven he can't see will spend 10
cents for a special delivery stamp,
The greater the progress the more
jobs it takes away from workers.
Chicago ain't what it used to be, it's
all shot now.
Acid
tomac
. Excess acid is the common cause of
indigestion. It results in pain and
sourness about two hours after eating.
The quick corrective 15 an alkali
Which neutralizes - ?Ad. The best cor-
rectiVe is Phillips' Milk of Magnesia,
It has remained standard with physi-
cians in the 60 years since its %Vert.
tion.
One spoonful Of Phillips' Mflk of
M s'e1 neutraTiZes instantly Many
To sleep "like a log" is en ideal of
literatr.re, not of nature. At the Mel-
lott institute in ittsburgh, Dr. H. M,
Johnson and his aesociates have been
studying the movements and postures
of normal sleeping individuals by a
special motion picture camera which
photographs the sleeper every time
that he stirs. In a recent report to
the American Medical Association,
Dr. Johnson, Dr. T. H. Swan and M.
G. E. Weigan describe one normal in-
dividual thus faunc'. to twist and turn
every few minutes all night long, as-
suming one after the other no less
than 33 widely different postures.
Thousands of other tests, the investi-
gators report, have shown this almost
continual twisting and turning during
sleep to be the rule rather than the
exception. Only persons who have
been heavily drugged lie perfectly
quiet when soundly asleep. What- is
still more remarkable, the majority of
the postures assumed in bed by a nor-
mal sleeper are shown by the tell-tale
camera to be contorted postules, with
the body bent or contracted and the
spinal column bowed and twisted, as
different as possible from the usual
medical advice to lie straight and re-
lax perfectly. Apparently, the Pitts-
burgh investigators report, "the most
restful night's sleep is characterized
by the use of a considerable variety of
bodily positions, all of which are con-
torted; none of which indicate any -
think like 'complete relaxation' of all
parts of the skeletal muscular system,
such as one may observe in a fainting
person; but each of which appears to
be well adapted to the relief of irrita-
tion that was set up in the posture
last taken, as well as in the day's
activities."
Latest Farm Machinery
Exhibited at Royal Show
Manchester, Eng.—The Royal Show
which opened in Manchester recently
contains a series of British -made
agricultural machinery claimed as an
entirely new post-war indifstry here.
The machines are designed for the
use of planters and 'Cultivators in, all
parts of the world.
The machinery includes steam and
petrol tractors for South —Africa,
ploughs for India, coffee pulpers for
the Belgian Congo and Brazil, decorti-
cators for East Africa and -harvesters
to compete with those used in the
United States.
Arrangements have been completed
for an industrial mission from 'Shef-
field, comprising A. K. Wilson, repre-
senting the cutlery trade, and R. C.
Hodgson, president of the Junior
Chamber of Commerce, to visit Brazil,
'Uruguay, Argentine, Chile and Peru
next month.
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Summer Heat
Hard on Baby when
ePnaatrittukrkewyashulrutlnetdin:a:tte Virginia
times its volume in acid. It is harm-
less and tasteless and its action is
quick. You will never rely on crude
methods, never continue. to suffer,
'when you learn how 'quickly, how
pleasantly this premier method acts.
Please let it show you, now.
Be sure to get the gietuint, Phillips'
Milk of Mageesio, prescribed by physt.
eians for 50 years in -correcting Wen
Wile, Each bottle contains full direc-
tiOns—any drugstOre,
agile ,
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When Languid
And Anaemic
When a gi.I is languid, dull and ir-
ritable; when the her color fades you
may be sure here blood is impoverish-
ed. When. a girPs blood is poor her
nerves are starved and here is seri-
ous danger of a decline. Rebuild the
blood, strengthen the nerves and good
health will follow.
This is the price
at which you
can now buy
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TEA 127
Sir James Barrie to
Be Made Freeman
Author of Peter Pan Honored
By Native Birthplace
which Peter Pan leturned to his nnan- vitnesa,ENeiTeSrgre:nAsR, NroseGs7etpc.;
selling the best fruit trees, shrubs.
t11/1.0w0 Nn E0Yr
Kirriemnir, Scot.—The day
Kirrie. Even to Sir J. Ni. Barrie riP.KA',;-v-iti., reloniss,str.,
/jet c muste e dselling outfit supplied: every
pgionvae.eig:
tive town will long be remembered in eeentrY.;
honorshsnwhhios time, hashavesnmanybeen
tario. 600 acres fruit and nursery stock.
a great day when he was made the
first Freeman of Kirriemuir, his birth-
place, which he has immortalized as
"Thrums," The town, which is a
quaint medley of flower -bordered al-
leys known as "pends," was crowded
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are of un- to its utmost capacity with "return -
told value as a bloodheilder. Con- ing natives," all anxious to do honor
cerning them Mrs. -John Finin, Hew- to this most famous son of Angus.
lan Station, P.E.I., says:—"My daugh- Sir James's own birthplace stands
ter was badly run down; pale, nerv• like so many other Scotish houses
ous and under weight. Ws decided with its back to the road. Garden
to give her Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. daisies and pansies and such other
After a few boxes she gained in honest and homely flowers decorate
weight, her appetite improved and the little patch of garden. The wash -
color came to her cheeks—in fact she house, said to be Barrie's first thea -
fully regained her former go( d tre, strangely like the treetop house
health." • of Peter and Wendy, stands apart.
You can get these Pine at medi- The sports pavilion which Sir James
cine dealers or by mail at 50 cents a has gifted to his kin folk is on a plat -
box from The Dr. Williams' Medicine eau high above the town, and is said
to have the fieest view in Scotland
Co., Brockville, Ont.
with, perhaps, the exception of Stir-
ling Castle.
In handing over the pavilion Sir
0 James Barrie gave one of his inimita,-,
Classified Advertising
FOE SADIE
A1kiAl3Y CHICKS—WA HATCHED
216,000 last year in four varie-
ties. Write for free catalogue. A. EL
Switzer. Granton. Ont.
AGENTS WANTED
Terrapin Repays
Benefactor $30 b]y whimsical speeches. "It is easy,
he said, "to make a speech any -
A Terrapin which Elmer Hoyt, of where else, but to do it here, on this
Caldwell, Kans., rescued from a bad- Hill on Memories, to people who are
ger hole repaid its debt by winning more like me, inside, than any other
first money, $300, in a terrapin race people are—I tell you I would rather
Some turkeys are so wild that they go in to bat over there against the
at a Wellington fair.'
West of Scotland's bowling. I re-
commit suicide. Major Gen. Mason member once being called upon in
America to speak to a woman's col-
lege containing 900 girls, and I said
I couldn't, but that if they would
come outside one at a time, I would
No season of the year is so danger-
ous to the life of little ones as is the
summer. The excessive heat throws
the little stomach out of artier so
quickly that unless prompt aid is at
hand, the baby may be beyond all hu-
man help before•the niothe- realizes
he is 111. Summer is the season when
diarrhoea, cholera infantum, dysen-
tery and colic are most prevalent.
Any of these troubles may prove dead-
ly if not promptly treated. During
the summer the mothers' best friend
is 33aby's Own Tablets. They regulate
the bowels, sweeten the ..tomach and
keep baby healthy. The Tablets are
sola by medicine dealers or by mail
at 25 cents a box from The De. Wil-
liams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont.
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New Music Created
By Light Beams
How would you like, to strike the
keys on a piano keyboard and find
yourself playing a violin, a saxophone .
or an oboe, That is exactly what you
Wit. be able to do if the new musical
instrument in which beams of light
and a photo -electric cell are employed
to produce music, comes into general
use. This mechanism was developed
by Professor Arthur C. Hardy and
Sherwood F. Brown, of the Depart-
ment of Physics at the Massachusetts
Institute of Technology,. Tho idea
was originated by Mr. du Val R. Gold-
thwalte. Mr. Goldthwaite's plan
was to produce synthetical musical
sounds which have never been heard
before. •
The instrument operates by a glass
disk, on which are recorded, photo -
„graphically, a minter of concentric
sound tracks. The disk is rotated
rapidly in front of a photo -electric
Oen and light from a small lain 18
allowed to pass through the sound
tracks. The current produced bY the
photo -electric ' cell is tunplified and,
fed to a load speaker. Indivtatian
sound tracks are tut off by shutters,
which are 'electrically operated from
1 the keyboard, by the performer,
Minartre Liniment Checks Golds. ,
neck speed. A few feet farther on it
crashed into a tre limb and broke
"Pal,” a 14 -year-old bull terrier who make 100 speeches to them. I had
its neck, furnishing a royal dinner.
cause to regret that offer. But I
associated with the K-9 upper crust
could make it with confidence to you
of Hollywood moviedom and known
because we are all linked together."
as one of the most intelligent dog At the, Freedom ceremony, after
actors. of the silver screen, died in
taking til oath, Sir James was pre -
a California kennel of old age. sented by the Provost with the Bur -
Woof, Woof! When Jack Evers, of
Green River, Wyo., appeared at the gess ticket in a silver casket which
bore on its sides eeplicas of Peter
courthouse to claim a wolf bounty he
Pan and the new pavilion. "I can
learned that he had shot and skinned
the sheriff's pet police dog.
assure you," said the Provost, "that
Just how a certain rattlesnake got this casket contains not only the Bur -
into a New York subway was not the
gess ticket but the heart of Kirrie-
muir "
Responding, Sir James, after thank-
ing the citizens, said: "In London I
have a native of Kiriemuir living
with me. He is a Kirriemuir canary,
and we often talk together about
what he irreverently calls 'the old
place.' He said to me before I left,
'What I chiefly want to know is FROM MOTHER
whether you are going to say any-
thing about me and whether the,
audience chered me'," (Cheers.)
"Thank you, I shall tell him."
immediate concern of waiting passen-
gers who huddled at one end of the
platform while a policeman with his
club attacked the reptile at the other.
Finally all eight rattles became mo-
tionless when the hero crushed the
snake's head with an iron refuse can.
'MISS Chatter talks incessantly,
doeSn't she?"
'Yes. he claims that a person's
op'nioes get musty if they aren't
ah ede'
Co-Ed—I play the piano just to kill
time,
Acquaintaeme—Yon 'certainly have a
fine Weapon,
- • •
A producer complains the plays do
not run as Tong as they used to do,
Not enough lege?
The hotel pianist was collecting at
the tables. A man gave him a penny.
Pianist (angrily)—"What? You give
me a penny and yet you gave a beggar
sixpence." Diner—"Yes, but he did
not play the piano."
"Striving for an accumulation of
riches is a deadly sin—covetousness."
—Canon Donaldson.
Summer Strains
For all the strains the flesh is
heir to during the summer
months --use Minard's. Popular
for fifty years.
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For Blisters — Minard's Liniment.
Soap and Water Spoils Walls
When you find it necessary to wash
painted walls do not snake the mis-
take of using soap and water and
strong cleaning powders as that is
almost sure to leave your walls
streaked and spotted. Instead, use
warm water to which common bak-
ing soda has been added in the pro-
portion of one tablespoonful to a gal-
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with a soft cloth dipped in this and,
then follow with a soft dry Oath and
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may attain perfect results.
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1903)
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Cardston, Alberta --"I am fifty-eight
years old and the mother of eighteen
children.We
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I am a very heal-
thy mother con-
sidering that
have such a big
family to work
for. The druggist
first told me about
Lydia E. Pink-,
ham's Vegetabls
Compound and I
have depended on
it for many years.
When 1 had this picture taken, the
.photographer was telling me about bis
wife's ailments and After 1 told him
about the Vegetable Compound he
went to the drug store and bought her
two bottles." Mas. BnitallA SALLUX.•
BACH, Sxo. Cardston, Alberta.
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