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HomeMy WebLinkAboutZurich Herald, 1930-06-26, Page 741444144,44, 4o4r4•41. 4 gi44,1 *44,4, AS A MATTER OF FORM 25 YEARS AGO . women wore leg-of-mutton sleeves and ostrich plumes , . and,during the same period men first began smoking Wilson's Bachelor cigars. The "furbelows" have long since been discarded but, today, more men are smoking Wilson's Bachelors -7100% I-Tavana filler -,-than any other ten cent cigar in Canada. • I • ',I I NM, 11 WILSON'S 1 individually foil wrapped AMP and in pocket pucks of five ACHE Still most for the money 1113111El& • oi Owl Laffs The weather is almost warm enough for the dog haters to start a mad dog scare. A Night In Bachelor's Hall They've gone away! It seems a year,' Aye, 'weeks of years, since they were here. And yet it was but yesterday I kissed them when they went away; Away from all the scorching heat That grips this brick -walled city street. And it was I who bade them go, Though, she, clear heart, protested so, And vowed I'd find no joy at all, Nor any peace, in Bachelor's Hall. I laughed at that, but she was right; I never knew a sadder night Than this, while thus I tread alone, These silent halls I call my own. I never thought this place could change Be utterly, and seem so strange. The night is hot and yet a chill Pervades the house; it is so still. I miss the living atmosphere That comforts me when tliey are here; I miss the sigh, long drawn and deep, The music of refreshing sleep, ., That undulates the gentle breast ' Of weary motherhood at rest. And in the unaccustomed gloom That shrouds the small adjoining room miss the moans, the muffled screams, Of childhood troubles in its dreams. 01 Sing your song, all ye who roam; ty'onr wistful song of Home, Sweet Home, But, though unhappy is your lot, • • (You will not find a sadder spot In all the 'vivid, than Hame, when ' they " Who make it home have gone away. "Do you suffer from headache?" ask- ed a friend. "Sure I do. What else Is there to do with it?" Defender of the sex says the girls of to -day haveit all over Helen of Troy or Cleopatra. The girls them- melves refuse to argue the question, ihowever. They simply admit it. Harry—"S'awful hot to -day," Charles—"Yeah—I feel like taking off my skin an' sitting around in my bones." A little fine is fine for the big law- breaker. - Puzzle:Find the pork in a can of pork and beans. We can remember when if you gave a girl a pair of stockings for a present that was the last you were expected to see of them. Girl's Father—"Young man, the lights in this house go out at 11 o'clock." Young Man—"That suits me." Everybody can give a little of what the world wants most—kindness. A husband who is in the habit of coming home late nights with elabor- ate excuses says the best present to give a doubting wife is a copy of "Be- lieve It Or Not." • Sometimes experts are the least ex- pert. Gladys is not so far wrong. She thinks because a roadster has a one- man top all the rest get wet when it rains. He who hesitates is an old-fashion- ed dancer. Don't kid yourself. Red paint on your cheeks doesn't make you look more beautiful to anybody on earch except possibly the woman you see in the Mirror': ' How fine life Seems when we haze a good job and health. A man travelling in an underground train alarmed other passengers by de- claring at the top of his voice that he was, Napoleon. Fortunately somebody had , the presence of mind to call: "Next station, Waterloo." Minard's for Falling Hair. PHILLIPS ,ove4Ankeo 4.07 1For Troubles due to Acid 1•41pcID INDIGISSIION sToreAc Ha/urrousus t-isAtsAcian GA.St.S.KUSEA • 4-"e7;5•Cg 4i4'"..4,744i4V • Many people, two hours after eating, "suffer indigestion as they call it, It is susually excess acid. Correct it with tan alkali. The best way, the quick, laaeinless, and effident way,10•Phillips' (Milk of IViagnesia. 1t has remained ;Or 50 years the standard with physi. dans. One spoonftil n Water neutral - 'Irmo many times its Velum° in stomach adds, and at once. The symptoms dis- appear in Sive neinutee. • • • •:•°. Chibs Are Mantled For British' Warman •••••••••i44,—.4e, First Experiment Will Be Made in the Island of Cypnis London.—A plan for assisting nri. tish professional women is now being advanced. To° those working out of their own country the problem. of Where to live on retirement is a real difficulty. Most Of them liaVe UQ homes, and in many cases have no par- ticular wish to return to England, where their problem might be even more difficult of solution. To meetsuch cases as these resi- dential clubs abroad are to be started, beginning with Cyprus, This place has been chosen because the members would be living under the British fig, in an ideal climate, free from heavy living expenses, and in a legality spe- cially favorable to women whose lives have been spent in foreign lands. Miss Helen H. Dennison, originator of the scheme, is full of expectation of its success. The inhabitants of Cyprus are, ex- pert at needlework, and also make honey and jams in considerable quan- tities. tI. is proposed to co-operate with them in developing their work and selling their produce, thus afford- ing social and mental stimulation for all concerned. These British profes- sional women abroad are drawn from many professions, teachers, librarians, stenographers,, accountants and so forth. The aim of the residential 'clubs is to afford them opportunity to con- tinue working while providing them with a home and, at the, same time, plenty of interesting things to occupy time and energy. It is hoped to follow the first club in Cyprus by another in one of the Channel Islands. To join the pro- posed household a woman has to be over 60 years of age. Sheep Usurped by Bunnies For many years rabbit fur has been used to adorn milady's coat. This fur has been dyed, manipulated, treat- ed, or bleached and made to resemble the more expensive furs. Animal lov- ers have always deplored the death of so many rabbits ' to appease mil- ady's vanity. A rabbit has now been developea which bears a plentiful crop of "rab- bit wool;" and the first angora wool farm has been started near Windsor, England, by Lady Rachel Byng. An , angora rabbit will •supply an adverage of an ounce of wool per year in four clippings. The wool can be spun on even the old type of spinning wheel. The rabbit does not silver when dipped, nor is it injured in any way. The wool that is produced is very silky and highly prized. It is possible that Lady Byng has started a new industry which may partially supplant sheep farming. ele You will never use crude methods when you know this better method. And you will never suffer from excess acid when you prove out this easy re - Ref. Please that—for your own sake—noeir Be sure to get the genuine Phillips' Milk of Magnesia preseribed by physi- dans for 50 ears ,in correcting excess aeids. Each betas contains full dimc. tione—any drugstore , t•s: WHEN YOUR CHILD IS FEVFRISH Give Him Baby's Own Tablets The health of babies and little child- ren is subject to rapid changes. Thus the mother must be on her guard. At the first sign of feverishness Baby's Own Tablets should be given—this may avert a serious illness. Concerning the Tablets Mrs. Nor- man Lee, Uxbridge, Ont,, says: "My little boy, now three years, old, was not at all well. He Was feverish and had no appetite. I gave him Baby's Own Tablets and he was soon well again.' I Would not be without the Tablets aS' long as there are young; children in the house." Baby's Own Tablets are sold by, medicine dealers or by mail at 25 cents a box from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. BRIGHT EYES, ROSY CHEEKS The Birthright of Every Girl. Dull eyes Mean misery ad weak- ness,. sure sign df a bloodless On- dition. Anaemic girls and women have dull, heavy eyes with (leek lines underneath. The bright-eyed girl or woman is ale ays happy and well. There is one way to make the eyes bright—to bring the glow oe health to pale cheeks—th t is' to invigorate the body with new blood—rich, red health - giving blood. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills do this and they do it well. Concern- ing them Mrs. Robert Devitt; Broug- ham, Ont., says: "My daughter became so ill and nervous we had to take her out of school. She was pale and thin; her eyes were dull and the least exer- tion upset her. I began giving her Dr. Williams' Pink Pills and in less than six menthe you would not know her. She gained in weight and strength and is now the picture of health." Dr. Williams' Pink es are sold by medicine dealers or by mail at 50 cents a box from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. Sun Loses Weitfht Latest Zoo Inmate • Hard to Describe New York—Near the animal house in the Bronx Park Zoo a small, ani- mal with brown fur that looks some- thing like the second cousin of a dog enjoys the distinction and honor that gods with • "the latest acquisition." He gazes wistfully at the Targe erowds and' occasinaiiy' snarls .defiantly to let the passer-brknow he is the "only one- in captivity." When Curator Raymond L. Dit-; mars transferred the militia from a box from Soath America to et place in the zoo, he shook his head and was at a loss for words to 'describe him. 30c1N 2 I b. ED LABEL TEA • 2501000,000 Tons A Pound of Sunshine, Please!. —Rays that Weigh Mil- lions of Tons a Second • For hundreds of years English- speaking folk Wye used expressions such as "The sunlight strikes the hilltop" without realizing that they spoke not in metaphors but of an ac- tual fact. ' To strike means to deliver a blow; there can be no blow with- out -weight behind it. But can light Itself weigh anything at all? Science has proved recently that it can and does. Sir James Jeans tells us that with a sufficiently strong light one could knock clown a man. Minato .meaeurements: have shown that a huge searehlight4equiring the emeivalent Of fifty horsepower to oper- ate would radiate one -twentieth of an ounce of light and heat if it were kept welting continuously for a hundred years. , Heat as well as light can be put into the scales- anti weighed. So can wireless waves or X-rays. Every square inch of the Sun's sur- face is as powerful an emitter as our fifty horsepower eeearchlight. The candle-power of the Sun is expressed by a staggering figure -323 followed by twenty-five noughts or three thou- sand two hundred and thirty quadrii. lions. If every square inch brings out only a twentieth of an ounce of light and heat in a century, the Sun's whole surface is en:Lilting over four million togs in eaeh second of time! In a single minute, outpourings of light and heat cost the Sun 250,000,- 000 tons of weight. An astonishing thought is that the Sun as we see him Horses Like Humans Fancy Cold Drinks The season is here when the fanciers of young and old turn to long, cold drinks in glasses . that tinkle musically when they move. Hot sum- mer days without..cold drinks .would seem unbearable to human beings. . How must it seem to horses working in the- heat of - the day beneath brazen skies, with, perha.ps, only a! drink night and morning? Many housewives, during the summer months, have greatly relieved the suffering horses • by placing a card near the top on the lawn informing drivers that they may water their horses there. The watering troughs for horses in the city are too few and far between. There are localities where a horse may travel miles with- out getting a drink from a public trough. The Imperial 011 stations have been supplied with pails, 106 having been given out last year. The Society will be glad to supply cards to anyone who applies for them. Will you do your bit •for , thirstyhorses, horses, if you have a 'lawn tap? And will you ask your delivery men if they carry a pail to water their horses during the day?—Humane Pleader. • t School Diplomas Penned By Hand Lewis G. Lloyd, a handwriting ex- pert, of 24 Greenvale Avenue, Yon- kers, started work recently on an un- usual contract for the Yonkers Board • E.clucation. The contract is to write, in an imitation of Old English print style, the names of pupils upon 1,400 diplomas to be awarded shortly'. Dolly: "It's too bad of you. You said you wouldn't give away that sec- ret I told you." Doris: "I didn't give it away. I exchanged it for another." By the work one knows the work- man.—LaFontaine Classified Advertising FOR SALM BA y HATC1111113 215,000 last year in four varie- ties. Write for free catalogue. A. a. Switzer, Granton, Ont. LIGHTNING! LIGHTNING ! I'g LIGHT - VY c goodcommissions and drawing account. APPLY B. PHILLIPS L: HTNING Rod Company, 32 Osborne A -venue: i. uronto. Although the animal looked like a dog, today is 360,000 million tons lighter he was more than a dog, and after, tham he was this time Yesterday. inquiries into animal lore, a sign was There is no flood to worry; the placecl on the cage bearing the words • Slin has gone on "sliniming" at this "Cordocyn Microtis." rate for thousands of millions of years, and there is 'enough of him left Paint stains can be removed from to allow him to light and hetet the clothes by saturating the stain With world for untold ages, equal parts of ammonia and spirit ot ----=ete.••••---:-.-- • turpentine. Repeat the process tWO Manager—I'm afraid you are ignor- • c'17 three times if necessary, then ing our efficiency system,. ginith. wash out in warn:, soapy water. Smith—Perhaps so, sire but sosenebodY 1. •••• • has got to get the, wk dobe,—B thos- A writer says that:, woman is the .a 'Praha oript. nlaymate Iiiiil Insliatit e 4a Mario ,And l' , , -----e.--=;•—.. often the cheque -Mate as well. , Minard'S for insect Bites. " • e . ::, • EROXON Thello.neyflyCat er • You Must Do Your Bit in the war against the fly; carrier of germs and breeder of disease. it Is proven tht;1ARRQXON is one of the most convenient and mast efficient means of combating this , fly evil. It is convenient, because* 'of the push -pin. It i hygienic: flies never get away when once caught. Each spiral gives three t!vdelvi' perfect service. BEWARE OF IMITATIONS . 'Sold at drug, grocer.) and hardware stares La Cie C. 0. Genest & Fils, Limitde SFIZRBROOKE, (WE JOU 4GCNIT 11,4,404."-5 4erer Sun turned? Then rub afflicted parts With Millard's and watch them heal. Minard's for callipers. ONSTIPATION COMPLETELY GONE4 writes Mrs. W. Walker. Thousands say constipationt indigestion, gas end overnight with "Fruit-a-tives". Complexion clears like magic. Nerves, heart quiet. Get"Fruit-a.tives"from druggisttoday. IIRIENalfW DON'T SUFFER WITH DANGEROUS INDIGESTION Do you suffer after meals with a belching, from sour and adid stomach?, Many believe they have heart trouble and tremble with fear, expecting any =Mute to drop dead. This condition can be prevented, likewise relieved. Take Carter's Little Liver Pills after meals and neutralize the gases. Sweeten the sour and acid stomach, re- lieve the gas and encourage digestion. The stomach, liver and bowels will be cleansed of poison, painful and dangerous indigestion disappears and the system enjoys a tonic effect. Don't delay. Ask your druggist for a 25c pkg. of Carter's Little Liver Pills, HOW I LOST 28 LBS. In a Safe, Easy Way Read how onentan- lost 28 lbsof fat, without diet, without dangerous drugs or exercises. " I take a daily dose of Kruschen, and I have lost two inches round the waist and hips and 28 Ibs. since last summer. I -feel very well on it and people tell me I look very fit. 1 am 5 ft. 4 in. in height, 40 years old, and come of a stout family." Miss E. L. Den% go lumbering about with burden of unhealthy, excess fat—you can get rid of it easily if you get the Kruschen habit. Kruschen Salts provides the easiest, safest and surest way to lose fat that' you can possibly desire. By purifying your blood of harmful acids, helping the liver, kidneys and bowels to throw off waste material, they remove in a ,natural way the fatty chiposits which poisonous waste matter has produced. Not only do you lose pounds in weight, but you lose years int appearance. Little by little, the ugly faedisappears— slowly, yes—but surely—dnd you soon feel wonderfully healthy, vital and energetic—more so than ever before in your TWICE BENEFITED BY SAME REMEDY Recornmerlids • Lydia E. Pinkhatn's • Vegetable Coritpound Cobourg, Ontario—'Ye'ars ago when had a siek father and a nursing baby to etre for, I got all run clown and. I took Lydia E. Pinleham's Vege- table Compound to get strength to do my work. An- other Mine at Change of Life, I. Bail severe had - aches and felt tired all the time. 1 took seven bottles of the Vogetabla - Compound and felt like tt-new 'woman. xpoommond it to any woman who is 'at the age when she teede building Up." !--1\12s.T. B Sz,nsw..xittR.4, Cobourg, ISSUE No. 2,45— X), I Minute Ends itctrof ZE "SOOTHP-SAINA", AMAZES DOCTORS 1 "Baby had terrible ecZerria. 'Soothe. Deltre; ended Dth,ng hi 1 nnninp.aDistase soon left." 4-Mrs:J. LA tednce:Stops Rob, burn, gain .• minute. tams. goes for good in few tioyt; • bcconna deo* smooth. All Dowd% , a