HomeMy WebLinkAboutZurich Herald, 1929-08-15, Page 2erlY, so I just lands him a beauty in
Ono much I the eye.
r "But he didn't improve, sir," colla
of Kindness tinned Mr. Shoebuckle, "for the very
next rooming, jest because I said I'd
TheIhsual serenity and Peace of lila to borrow his' face to poison a
few rata with, he again tllreatenea to..
Sweet Rel)cae Avenue, UpPer Bal.. summons me, R'eal1y, you knew,
hani, had been disturbed by a snake you can't call your lie your own,, sir,
in th.e grass, and Mr Alfred Shoe -
buckle, retired boxer, was out for re-
venge. He was going to show Mr.
Henry Tickle a few things, but be-
fore declaring the proceedings open
he was going to pop into the Bald -
Faced, Got for a quick one.
So it was some time later before
Mr. Shoebuckle was seated in the
office of Messrs. Toutle, Tootle &
so I sloshes him again; and when he
came back from the doctor's he didn't
half rap on,
"'Excuse me,' the said, `;tut do you
know that the doctor hadto put in
three stitelies,'
"'Well,' 1 says, 'what about it? Let
that be a lesson to you, for the next
time : I lands you ,one the doctor
won't stitch you up by hand. He'll
Tootle, solicitors and commissioners use a sewing machine. .And then,
for oaths, of Peckham Rye. sir, believe me or believeme not,
"Good -morning;" said Mr. Tootle, blessed if he didn't call me a bully.
jun. "And what can I do tor you?"
"It's about my next-door neighbor,"
replied Alfred Shoebuckle. "Tale's
thinking of taking proceedings against
me. Me, mind you, what has a Iamb -
like disposition and wouldn't knowing-
ly hurt a oheese."
Mr. Tootle looked at the . unshaven
face of his client, and felt that he
could not agree. •
"Tell me all about it," interpolated
the solicitor.
"Not 'arf I won't," said Mr. Shoe-
buckle. "That's what I came along
here for. Well, I live in Sweet Re-
pose Avenue, and I've lived there in
peace and quiet with my neighbors
for four years. Of course, one or
two Of us might have a scrap now
and then, and I might give one or Yakima, Wash.—To give that, cool
two of them a good hiding, but that shade and delightful fragrance so
sort of thing only adds to the har- desirable in summer about home, the
mony of our neighbrly 'lives. Why, climbing honeysuckle with its gen-
we've been like a lot cif turtle doves eral adaptability and hardiness may
for years." be strongly recommended. Coming
"Quite," remarked Mr. Tootle. into bloom in late spring, it will con-
"Well," went on Alfred Shoebuckle, time through the summer mouths,
"three weeks ago a pie -faced kyhoot giving, a wealth of bloom and foliage
named Henry Tickle, .a traveller in en the trellises which must be pro -
the glue trade, came to live next vided as it possesses no other means
door to me in a house called the of grasping ,a support than twining.
• Sanctuary, and as soon as I saw his Several species are in cultivation and
`''face I laugbed. I• never saw such a they differ somewhat.
clock in my life. He reminded vie Halls' honeysuckle, Lonicera Ja-
of an old cottage -door -knocker. panica Halleana, is the one most fre-
"Well, I says to myself, me being quently planted and perhaps the most
all fca• peace and we cannot -always desirable. This climber remains
help our faces, we've got to be nice , green far into the winter and in mild
and neighborly, but when I saw his climates niay be in fair shape in
wife I hail. another shock. She's spring. Its general foliage effect is
one of those women who look as if light green.
they had been poured into her dress Like other climbing honeysucicles,
and forgot to say `When.' ''Ere; I it confines itself to the trellis pro -
says to Mr. Tickle, pcdnting to his 'vided, except perhaps at the base.
wife in the garden, `did you find it, There vines are inclined to run alrng
'Erbert, or. did you win it in a raffle?'" the ground and take root, hence such
"And what did lie say?" asked Mr. shoots must be pruned away oc-
Tootle. • casionally. If a shrub is close by,
"Say," sniffed .Mr. Shoebuckle, "lie shoots will reach out and clamber
didn't half go in off the deep end. over it. This climber is charming
I suppose he was annoyed about some- ly placed at corners of squatty
thing, because he says to, me.' 'You houses, and,' if trained to a pillar
mind your own business.' Now, that s form, selves .the useful purpose of
a aice, kind, neighborly way to talk making the house appear higher. .Its
to a chap like me. trait of clothing itself with foliage
"'Ere,' I says to him, `if I comes all the way to the ground commends
over into that ashtip you call a gar- it for such use. Also, planted two
den, you're going to wake up in some feet apart, "it makes acceptable
place where everything is nice and screens for • porches where shade or
quiet and white and .clean.' Well, privacy is wanted.
then he made a' face at me and went The flowers have the peculiar habit
in. And, bless me, 11 next day he of coming out white and soon turn
didn't half give me a black look, just ing yellow. They are in pairs in the
because a kettle I threw into his gar- axils of the leaves, and as the :leaves
den caught himinthe face. are opposite this brings four flowers
"Then he said something about me
. not knowing my manners, so with that
I just'hops over the wall and sloshes
him one."
"You mean you strucks him?" ex-
claimed the lawyer,
led
tones.
„ lied air. Shoebuckle.
What won d y Not
Now, I ask you, 'sir, is that a neigh-
borly way to go cu?
"Then my wife says I ought to
humor hint. Now, I asks you, I had
given him two black eyes and landed
him a few extras. What more could
I do?"
"And what do you want me to do?"
asked the solicitor.
"Well," replied Mr. Alfred Shoe -
buckle, "what about me Having a sum-
mons against old rabbit -face for dis-
turbing the peace?"
A Flowering
Climber
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And bore the voyaging farmer found Geologists a "'•
a fine market awaiting hire. It seems
incredible, belt it is evidently a fact,
that a city like Saigon should be de-
pendent upon shipments £orm France
of fresh vegetables, A few inferior
vegetables drift down from the W.
tenor but the well-to-do natives and Moscow Sends 639 fairies tot
Explore, Domain in `Their
Survey of Resources
Hidden Wealth
For Soviet State
the lri'eneh colonials will not eat
them,. Almost the first thing Elliott
was asked was: "Can you send us
some artichokes frons California?"
Also, they' wanted lettuce, celery,
anything good, green, and free from
germs. For here, as in China, Euro-
peans will not eat green -leaf vege-
tabies raised locally since the Chinese
gardener has ideas about fertilization
which are both' repulsive and un-
sanitary. Therefore tine sea -going
farmer from the States was welcom-
ed. •
From Saigon to Hongkong, and then
hohue. That is the log of the Cali-
fornia farmer' who put to sea in a
ship' with the truck of his own farm.
It would be a shame to blunt the
point of Frank Elliott's achievement
by overstatement: but what he has
done is to show that there is a qual-
ity market in the Orient for the
choicest American fruits far exceed-
ing anybody's dreams. He has open-
ed an export trade that will bring mil-
lions of dollars to tthe West Coast of
America. And that is doing a good
deal, for one young man and for one
four months' trip.—The worlds work.
Arab Story .Tellers
ACCORDING TO THIS IT'S SIMPLICITY ITSELF
Two Australian students create a mild sensation in London by using
water-skis to navigate the Thames. ,
A Farmer Goes
Sea
Moscow. Thousands of scientists
and their helpers are this' summer ex-
ploring all sections of the Soviet Un-
ion looking for eyidences of hidden
sources of naional wealth below
ground. Six hundred and hiry-nine
geological expeditions have been sent
out.
Oil and coal are the chief magnets
for this activity. Sixty parties are
lookin gfor oil in the Urals, the Cau-
casus, the I£azakstan district and on
the Island of Sakhalin, off the coast
of Siberia, and forty-seven parties are
seeking new coal beds. Preliminary
surveys in many instances have shown
that coal and oil exist iv some of these
places, the question of the survey be-
ingonly as to whether its production
is commercially feasible.
ISLAND DISPUTED TERRITORY. '""
the Pacific by Elliott was the last Outside the Marrakesh Gate, in the
word in quality and packed with the open square, there Is always the true
idea of getting it to the Asiatic con- East to be seen. A caravan, coming
sumer in as good condition though it in'f am the desert in long and sway -
had just come from the orchard. The ing lines, camels stretohdng their
Freeman Filden bulging boxes, which do very well for necks from side to side, their drivers
When the Silverbel.le slid out of domestic shipments, bet offer as fine running up beside them and guiding
Francisco harbor last November, opportunity for the fingers of the them to the special place where they
San collie handlers, had not been used. are unloaded... . The little donkeys
bound for the Orient, she carried a
In Shanghai: there are:said to. be I loved, and there was alwa9s a num-
ber of these coming in and going out
at the Marrakesh Gate. Most of all,
however, `I was - interested in .the
story -tellers, those old men who told
their ancient tales to the still older
men as well as to lads and children.
Every evening about five o'clock we
used to go to the Gate and see ttiem
sitting in circles with the story-tel-
be- so. lers standing in the -centre, every -
ports, where Bitch things had never „I am convinced," says Elliott, .one—old and young—listening with
been sold before. Most of the people „that personal contract is absolutely rapt attention, oblivious of all else.
who knew of his venture merely re -It is astonishing how still Arabs sit;
marked, "It's a shame' he should go necessary to begin trade with the even children will sit for hours quite
broke this way." Orient. The Oriental merchant is still, almost without moving their
flooded, just as . the American besin- hands: •
Perhaps Elliott thought he might as
well go broke in the Far East as on ess man is, with advertising letters The story teller has an ideal au -
his own farm. Back of his trip was which sintly go into the waste- die. Nc thing distracts their atteu-
th problemfacing American agricul- basket. tion, not even strangers behind them.
Their eyes are fixed on his face, none
Of his gestress escape them, their
ears ar strained to hear his lowest
words. He is telling —them some
farmer named Frank ' T. Elliott. The
Silverbelle, a new ship of the type
that is revolutionizing traffic in per-
ishable commodities, has 1320 tons'
measurement of refrigerator space. In
that space Elliott had 2000 packages.
of grapes, apples, lettuce and celery,
most of it raisers on his own California
farm. His intention was to sell those
fruits and vegetables in Oriental
70,000 Chinese in the quality -buying
class. A San Franciscan, just home
after a long stay in China, is authority
for the statement that there are more
millionaires in China than in the Un-
ited States. This seems hard to credit
at first glance, but on a relative basis,
comparing the buying power of the
dollar, country for country, it may
The Island of Sakhalin • is believed
to be one of those. Several years ago
of agents of Harry Sinclair, American
oil man, ,obtained an exploratory con-
cession from Russia to look for petro-
leum there. But the island's possession
was in dispute between Japan and the
Soviet Union, and when the Americana
geologists arrived there they were
royally entertained by the Japanese
military, but somehow could not get
started into the interior. Finally they
went back to the United States and
representations were made at Wash-
ington.
The American government, however,
was powerless, since the concession
had been granted by Russia, with
which it had no diplomatic relations
and was not recognized by Japan, with
which the United States was on the
friendliest terms. So that concession
lapsed. ow the northern, half of the
island is definitely Russi's.
PRECIOUS METALS SOUGHT.
Asbestos, mica, emeralds, graphite,
sulphur and' porcelain clays are the
obects of twenty-nine expeditions.
These parties will prospect in Karel-
ina, in central Russia; the Caucasus,
the Urals, the Ferghana mountains,
near 'the Afghan border; Russian
Turkestan, and the Trans -Balkan re-
gion. Ten other parties have gone to
the Irtysh River and Akmolinsk dis-
tricts of Siberia and to the Azov Sea
littoral in .search of salt and phosphor.
Precious metals also will be the ob-
ects of numerous parties. Thirty
groups are to look for gold and three
for platinum in the Urals, Siberia and
the Far East.
together. The flowers are two-lipped,Orient. He made Japan his first ob- alum into 1
the lower lip tieing narrow, SvhileI jective, It turned out that'1 t U all tiny crowds in Arabs from distant camps, scarcely be too much of what is
the upper 1s four -toothed The ber t t 1 around high- coon of summer
e b "When 1 went there in person I
ture: the farms, with improved mach•
inert', produce more and more; and lwas received most courteously every-
American consumer eats less and i where; I usually cabled ahead to my
thenext stop the fact that I was arriv-
le i
less. Gone, fox instance, istl. b g ug on a certain day with my wares. story as ancient as the Bible, and
breakfastofwheat cakes, cere' ee. and the merchants who were inter many t,p these stories are ; handed
and bacon, doughnut; pie, and coffee. would be waiting for me." almost unchanged from ,one
America has food to export, And yet ested down
there are millions of people in theI The' voyaging farmer next went `to story -teller to another. There are
outlands of the world who have act -§Manila and then to Cebu, in the special favorites among the stories,
o (Philippines. From there to Surabaya, and sometimes a very fine talker
wally never known what it was to I makes one his own—that is, he tells
have all they wanted to eat. . Could in Java• In this port :Elliot found an
they buy American food? Arabian Jewish merchant who was it better than anyone'else. Be travesl
It has been the conclusion for many just opening a fruit market with 16 round from town to town, from vi1- I view might seem unreasonable unless,
years that foreign markets were al- ('Iblanches. To his surprise, the Cali- lage, to village, and his fame precedes perhaps, expressed by an overzealous •
point. Elliottforniafound that some of the grapes him, "Achmed Ali, the story -teller nature lover who undertakes to cata.
ways tate saturationthe had d Shanghai had beat coming,' is the news that runs Logue all the wonders to be observed
found that this was not true In the ,,
Opulent. Summer
Someone has complained that .the
trouble with summer is that there is
too much of it while it lasts. This
rapped in Shang a is coma g,
Java and were on display in through the place, and everyone' on a single summer day. There can
he had the Java markets. s. su Y I cr w
k first samples were laic; upon a leaf and tribesmen from the near hills, natives beautiful, although, to be sure, in the
• the beauty of
the land is spread out under a some-
times too ardent sun.
No longer is there any need to
search out a few shyly blooming flow-
ers, such as gave delight in the earlier
months, for now the true aim of
spring's experiments in. bloom is opu-
lently apparent; and there is instead
an embarrassmen of choice when
plucking the manifold biosoms. The
hint. of green that ran' softly across
the fields in May has become a pro•
fusion of color in bloom -filled mea•.
struck his Poorer mare ' Thought by the natives as a rare treat: I working on the land fon mi es
ries are black. though the situation here was inter -
H 11' 1 neY erring. He found that the Japanese (` In Batavia and Singapore Elliott' hear the news in that mysterious fas-
suekle is Lonicera Pe he ennm' ve heard of these things called vita- Sound the demands for his fruits so l bion in which gossip spreads in the
known as woodbine- The general mins, and actually propose ' to use � lively' that he could have `sold out I East By early evening the village
foliage effect of this is darker green. on'aise the stature of the Jap entirely, but proferred to keep hes is packed, and Achmed Ali tells his
,"Yes, sir replied l them t
„ 1 c�i have done? o The flowers are i the sameeshape, anese people. Hence they are doing samples and take orders for the fut-
Itaif I didn't slosh him. I landed but instead of being in 'the axils of ere•
env one and clos a great deal of talking about getting Then he went to Bangkok,. in Siam.
him a proper fousp y I the leaves are in terminal clusters
They
more food with vitamins In it. Butasked, rather
upone of his eyes with a click, at the ends of the blanc the tariff laws of the country keep As he boarded a little steamer, and cured the next day atifivle�o'to be As
edwatched the last-minute loading Opel
Talk about Aladdin and'his wonder- are white inside and carmine or per •such products out. On fruits and veg-,
1 lamp. Then I'm blessed if he plash outside and soon turn yellow• etables the duty is 100 percent , ad ations, he was surprised to see lugs of we had fixed a very special excur-
fu P
didn't become rude and said I wasn't This climber drops its leaves without gra es 'with his own label lugs,'thof Bion for that afternoon it was rather
didbringingI valorem. Though many California b Pinconvenient and we asked him if rather nice to know, and that he didn't want delay in the fall, thus small fruits can be delivered as cheaply in being hoisted aboard. They, too, were would not take anther day. Then he
to know me A nice, gentlemanly red berries clearly Into view. on their way to Bangkok, having been
he
or I call it. The' trumpet honeysuckle, Lonicera Japan as in New York, California resold i ne of the Singapore deal- explained to us that he could not as dews; and the low fringe of flags that
way to treat a eighbthe most famous story -teller in the
then if be didn't get cross the sempervirens, is a neat climber with oranges are selling in Japan for 35 o ers. This shipment was beteg'carried early edged the brook now stands a
And Atlas would pass through for one day
r next day because I went into glaucous foliage and orange -resile, 40Ice Shalaighi Elliott ran up against and would tell stories thio at five h l id if one would
veryhis lawn -1 r which are borne 1 i
his garden and half -inched' flowers s I
11lidsummer is a time of affluence in
nature's wonders, but there is not too
Somewhat similar to Hall's honey-
struck
o
centuries-old story to an audience of
hundreds.
Once..{{( the far south our guide
a terminal n along by one of the boys of the crew o'clock,
i flowered •the age-old Chinese guile; idea. He according to the •peones
th
arrange -
shoulder -high forest of • blades that
must be pushed ec as e
reach the stream.
mower. Borrowed it without his per-
mission lie said.
ar
He had never ;Lexie this man as he
spikes made of several s s • merit existing in that part of e
whorls. The upper leaves show the l found that all the principal dealers in seldom 'travelled now, he told
trait of uniting about the fruits and imported vegetables were world. These sailor instead f
peculiar t t d into a nice solid guild b t of sl)ac lir
guide wished o h t hear
stem.
"'Look here, Mr. Tickle,' .1 said,
quite neighborly -like, 'you run, away
and bowl your hoop while I use this
lawnmower' ' Then he called me a
thief. That 'was a nice thing to ,say,
'wasn't it? 'Look here,' I said to him,
'ycei ain't no gentleman. I've se
en
better things than you on lettuce,'
i to hop back
I'll tell you what it
The 'Preference
Saint John Telegraph -Journal
(Ind.) Premier Bruce of Australia
has cabled the British Prime Minister.
a protest against abolition cf the Ini-
reference. Iron, J. A, Robb,
Finance Minister of Canada, in a re
s get, ins ea o sane of the best known stories, and
e in the hold. of
incoi poi a e wages, a t s muc o much of it. Were there any coma
with central headquarters, Member the steamship, and from the sale of ltim. He might never have a chance Plaint, it might be "Summer's
of this guild have to report to head -
relatives
freighh space to their merchant1111111- 1
hin theybuy and'the rolatives they get their stipend. In again. lease hath all too thatshort a date."
quarters everything yOE course we let liim go, and the
itTheyhave the Bangkok also Elliott found business 1 neof day questioned him. "Was it he Meauia bile, the shadows of the leaves,
price paid for good, unci had the experience of pay- » , • clapping the grass, give delight to one
American commission merchants loot[neYt
interesting as lie ed hi xpe Was who has the leisure to observe'their
ing like solitaire players when it cone, ing. $1,50 for. a bunch of his own I was always • .sorry I could neves tremulous motion, The flash oP a
es to tednwork. Yet the guild was grapes at one of the markets. De- understand a word of all the stone golden butterfly against the k of a
and with that I told him Aerial p ted in what the Ameri- spite their long trip' out of 'efrigera 1 sat so often and listened to, but to
' a
greatly sneerer _ tion,they were pretty good. • chestnut tree, yr bronze f a milk.
into the cheese, 't deservetch the faces of the audience was
vie people don cent interview' pointed out that Im- can farinei' had brought in the t e I I` 11 Elliott1711it arrived in Saigon an y tell One could weed butterfly, suddenly merged in
sir, so p
They ain't fit 1 preferences are favored ed on 60ator. They made pr an .' 'F h I tl Chi•na the "Paris of the; the brown of a woodland path, e
gc ueighborl't like1 t follow the outline of the tale
Canada. South Africa is disturbed, 600 lugsgrapes O • crit'" Great is this mocletn world by the looks on their faces Eleanca
ria Y + experience n itself. . the
ocl neighbors, peria Curbed. of ra es at a price slight- 'relic n o; times o ow ,
in a good -class
� •: Orient" t — smaller one polka-dot
live ly lower' than he was prepared to take,• tions 1- In the 1
ours, over the utterance of the British Cltari- of conimunzeamarkets by the, or "The Magic c s.-Illean' poised on a pini: withlover bloom; a wings,gs,
,,, very next day after that,; cellor of the Exchequer, in opeositionIaria lie decluteci. An hundredsli• firm, icon Elliott sties Florida grape of buds, swinging Chen the of Sa b
because 1 threw a sack of old' to the preference. The stage is be, ltorvever, bought a : lugs of
just the
ardent lie says I was g seta or •a lively 'session of many oP
tat into his g it
wife, kind
"And I tape it you are?" s penal Conference cis e
Ina
tins o
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r•
er- Economic C
om
to con
became ] L
b per-
tame,
Imperial 1
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then o p
and r
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rude again,
sonar and said 1 wasn't good to.my u ce, This tl"st conference of this
was held in 1c923, At the
the f • nc of 1926 economic
Solicitor.
problemq were also discussed and
"Certainly, sir," replied Mr. Shoe -i committees appointed to gather i
buckle, "I treat her more like al formation, ' It is hardly likely that
friend than a wife. 01 course, the British Government in the face
have the usual tiffs, and now and then of overseas opinion as now freely ex
-
las might throw a bit of erc,cl[ery at pressed will ,stand out for complete
her, but I don't mean any harm It's , abolition of the preference This is
Just tnY way, Well, when he said, nt a time for disputes over trade mat-
that I just poor o' er the garden wall, ters between the Mother Country and I
again and 1.lilt him for six. 'When the Domini; ns,
lie cattle round I warned him. that thee
veldt time s os ec
fruit which had been shipped out of A q
. wing ing and visiting on a
rick -tempered mother should olw branch of a willow beside the
grapes and were greatly satisfied with 4ancouver to Hongkong, and thence self-control—in the mother:— Lincoln brook—there are nottoo rta
their qualityarand condition. en, The had been purveyed into Indo-China. Steffens. - these lovely trifles that help to make
whole cargo that was taken across., . - ttp the pe
1 1 h 1 him one z when t laving Beautifully
hit him so. far it would take p 'That man began to live beautifully
carol a week to reach. lir?" Mr, mind, 1
who said to liiliiself, "Every -time an
"And what did he say?" asked1 ugly thought comes into my m n ,
Tootle wearily, shall put a beautiful thought la its
"Well,'," ,.,. replied Mr, Shoebuckle, hace,"
"he told me he was going to the police P
about me, , tet: thanks
and aecusedalme of being Beautiful Girl: "NO, Sam, l •cannot
gotg for
a°lr That's s
1 got for trying to be ince to him be your wife. Please go way and for -
and nialding."hitn feel at holing, A nice get me,
thing to say about a man litre me. DeicciMemo Y Pexpert." LLover:
v er: "No use; I'm a
Well, that get my 'dander up prop
rfection,of sunnier time.
There is an almost universal
Ith �,{ l' h sire to be out of doors tluoughtout the
a nw rejoice in, t o glad f ,
.,,:..,.,,.�r. a gayety i
Dire is Popular whole length k.,x,.... "w .#w,Sdt sts ::'s:£ "+s. �Z.••>.: `.. ` , ..o.. ,..3 >...`'ti...hF<,., fi��'Y..n :•.. _ dens',. with thein` hoteysuckle trellises
and variegated' blossoms, calling the
bees through the scented air; to
breathe the' sweet perfume of upland
;tills and high plains; or to count the
rounded fragrant stacks in the fields .
where haying is in progress toward
orderly provision :Sot later needs.
c;Qj?'i`l The grasshoppers and cicadas ex.
a < t press their pleasure, shrilling their
6 .> ., g ,� SY f , thin tunes; the, dapper dragon fly
fCS•,;•k4 :'�+av', A •Y �: k•R Z�A.\vy
.;,.�{{:5'.''�'�^,:`<s•k"�r."�'>�i`�;.,.o-��,'•,x,\`.�resile through the sunshine, pivots'
c<��ks:�<i'� .�,s.''V•s?��a��t^>�.a;�� � i mo.tioulass tot a momenton a blade
01 grass, as if the better to display its
v 'c r 4 3 ' a.
wings of 'sapphivd gauze; and in the
rich fullness of a single summer aft-
ernoon, elle may
de -
The P lar Among theV�lea Y Illg 1S l -f the season; to
i th Y ty of cottage gar
JUDGING THE IVIOUNTS AT THE RANELAGH HbRSe, AND POLO PONY SHOW It�nela li Home touch a lir,irtlred flowers
nice string of horseflesh lined up 1)y the mounted pollee Tor. the benefit of the tudges at theg tine htfldred flow
a>fd Polo Pony 'Show recentl.yheltt in England.