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HomeMy WebLinkAboutZurich Herald, 1929-07-25, Page 3rirFlE nerves are fed by, the blood. Poor blood means starved nerve tis- sue, insomnia, irritabiiity and depression. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills will enrich your. blood stream and rebuild your over:Worked nerves. Miss Josephine M. Martin, of Kitchener, Ontario, testi- fies to this "I suffered from a nervous breakdown," she writes. "I had terrible sick headaches; dizziness; felt very weak and could not sleep; had no appe- tite. 1 felt always as if some- thing terrible were going to happen. After taking other treatment without success, on my sister's advice, 1 tried Dr. Williams' Pink pills, and now ell these symptoms are gone, and I am strong and happy again." Buy Dr. Williams' Pink Pills now at your druggist's or any dealer in medicine or by mail, 50 cents, postpaid, from the Dr. 'Williams Medi- cine Co., Brockville, Ontario. 529 50 PER BOX ice. ie PINK Pfld45 ••A NOn'i CNOLn NAAetr IN of GOUNSNtna " Owl ` 'Adis is The Erratic Mr, Mart I 'had to laugh , At old roan "'tart He lost his bead "' Thea lost his beazt. The normal way, I've heard it sold, is to lose one's heart. And then one's head, Grandmother •— "Well, dear, bave you done your good deed to•clay?" Boy Scout--"Yes—I've taught •Cous- in Lucy not to poke her topgue out at Hoy. Scouts!" A cable 3nessage can go around the world in eight minutes. But of course gossip is much cheaper. He—"Wouldn't you like to hear nae sing Because I Love You?" She—"No; if you love me, please don't sing." Maisies—"'fhe jury awarded me five thousand dollars damages from . that fellow who^°kissed me." Mamie—"Gael that's swell." Maisie—"But he basal got the five thousand dollars and nobody else has offered me a kiss. The height of something or other is getting out on the wrong side of a lower berth in a Pullman. Safety First Mine Too I call my girl Wrigley's becaeaSe she is always after meals. There is no reason why women can't succeed in business. A woman who can get'tbe rolls and the gravy and the roast and the potatoes and the coffee all on the table steaming hot at the same time and then get all the family there too, can succeed in anything. Now, I want some humane moth- balls; something that won't harm the moths but will just make them lose their appetites. A thing done right to -day means less trouble to -morrow. Nothing For Murphys T aIiing theRailway Beautiful The Tritest tea you can buy—Red Rose Orange Pekoe. Made from :juicy., Bavor fled ieav is -free days in • buds.. Every package guaranteed. io 1.—John Caesar, pioneer of Canadian .Pacific Station Gardens. 2. -First Canadian Pacific Station Garden at Markdale, Ont., 1331. John Caesar, like his great prototype, "same, saw and conquered." When he first started as station agent at Ma'rkdale, Ont„ back in 1881, it was just a station. with the rails running past it. He decided that Passengers should sit up and take notice when they passed through his territory, so be started in to landscape garden it. Soon he had a beauty spot where before there had been little to interest the traveller. Canadian Pacific officials were quick. to recognize the value of the work and the'.p'loral Department of the railway was formed. Mr. Caesar was chosen to look after the beautification of the road and he has to his credit a large =mbar of stations through Ontario, Quebec, New Brunswick, and Maine. Sin ing pay cheques, from railways and probably g RED ROSE ORANGE PEKOE is extra, good And by �irry? Classified Advertisements, BA13'Y asxcx�s Once Upon .a time there was a Res- t114X CI -MKS: JULY AND r0 haUn9i -Laurent which was equipped with blot }locks 12c, Brown a 3.1J n 11c Vhlte I eghmns 100; and Cold Running Waiters. And the Waiters were accustomed to wait, and so were the Guests. IAnd there' was a day when I . was there, , and a man entered, and he said, "I desire a Steak, and l want it to -day and not to -morrow, for I am about to !take a Train." Since 1871 Mr. Caesar bas been draw And while he waited, he sang softly. b bly has signed more than any other concerning the Waiter, saying, "He never came back, he never came back, living railroad man."When he retired in.1917 on his agent's pension, he he never came back any more; but For close to the earth a beetle may went on to work at landscape gardening and has literally created hundreds IL 'f be bring not of station gardens, some of there real showplaces. "I have received new life from the, soil, 13e says, in replies to compliments on his fresh complexion and alert manner, for he is a man well in the seventies, and he hopes to make many more gardens •before he completes his life span. eo ae 8 rted chicks 00. irxpress Paid on 200. or over: free catalogue, A- 1-1 Switzer, Granton Ontario. „Close to the Earth Let the brown lark fly • That has wings to fly, The ant,: the beetle, The ,mole, and I Keep close to the earth Where we like to lie. his neck 1 will bras i that Steak when we meet on that trundle Its treasure below In a claw-clippe3. Beautiful Shote," bundle; And it came to pass after a time And close to the earth an ant may that the Waiter returned: And the funnel Earthwork in turrets the length of man said, "Art thou tbe same Lad that took mine Order for a Steak?" its tunnel La (Ind.): Tire Safety Lea -I "Anything for the Murphys?" in- gue•of the Province of Quebec has re• quired a freckle -faced girl, putting her tautly addressed to more than 1,200 head i nal the postoffice door. cures of our province a circular let-' "No, nothing, replied the clerk. ter soliciting their active co-operation "Anything for Jane Murphy?" pur-- in the prevention of accidents sued the girl. This new move of the Safety League eateee should produce good results. There I "Anything for Bob Murphy?" is no doubt that the cure is the man "Nothing, I tell you." who, in his own parish, is in the best position to educate his parishioners, Presse "Anything for Biddy, Murphy?" "No; nor for Pat Murphy nor Den- ... Our cures have a mission to pro -1 nis Murphy, nor for Pete Murphy. nor teat tbe lives of thetr parlsbioners, i Paul Murphy, nor, for any of the M.ur- whenever they can, simultaneously phys, individually, jointly or several - with looking after their spiritual'wei- fare. He, reading—"A so they were mar- ried. That is the way all love matches end:" She—"Yes, they dont burn long." i e EROX N /afh`he7'n.. Itelloneyr!y1 ra you Must Do Your )tit in tbe wax Against the fly, carrier of germs and breeder cf disease. 1 it Fs proven that AEROXON is one lot the: most convenient and most efficient means of combating tails. fly evil. It is convenient, because t the pushpin It ie hygienic: 'Mai never get away when once caught. Each spiral gives three Lweek.s' perfect service. BEWARE OF IMITATIONS k laid at drag, grocery and horde,dra;torw 'Le Cie C. 0. Genesst& Fib, Limitee RR 6,t%O0I e. QU,: , sou' ACCAOLI y" RED HOT JULY DAYS HARD ON THE BABY The girl regarded the clerk for le moment in open-mouthed astonish ment. "Well,' sbe said at. last, "have you anything for Clarence Murphy?" Jones—"Do your daughters live at home?" Mrs. Smith—"MY, no! They are not married yet." He made no enenly here below, For him death held no terror; And now he's where the "Good Fel- lows" go, No runs, no hits, . no "1 hope," said one wife to another,' "that you don't nag your husband." .Only when he is beating the car- pets," said the second one. "Mien he is thoroughly irritated he makes a muchbetter job of it." The thing that looks dangetous about the new -Tangled underwear for. men, in all the pretty patterns, is that s?imeone's apt to get the •fool idea it will take the place of pants. Don't expect to be taken far a genius ifyou're only a common crank. Resort—A place where you pay $15 a tray to look through a window at the rain. July—the month of oppressive heat; red-hot days and sweltering nights; is extremely hard on little ones. -Diar- rhoea, dysentery, colic and cholera in- fantum carry off tbousands of pre- cious little lives every summer. The mother must be constantly, on her dent wields the writer recently wit - guard to prevent these troubles, or, nessed. if they come on suddenly, to fight It was near the midnight hour, on them. No other medicine is of such one of New York's busiest avenues, aid to mothers during the hot sum- mer as is Baby's Own Tablets. They regulate the bowels and stomach,: and an occasional dose given to the well child will prevent summer complaint, or if the trouble does come on sud- denly, will banish it. The Tablets are sold by medicine dealers or by ,mail at 25c. a bos from The Dr. Wil- liam's Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. The Tariff Police- man The traffic policeman is usually as- sociated iii our minds with. sharp re- btikes for unknown offences or a sum- mons to court for infringement of traffic regulations. That he may be, after all; a most human and humane individual', is confirmed by an inca errors. Prietld—"Gad, but you're lazy—You ought to go to the ant." Sluggard (fingering his watch)—"Think I'll be riatribntor fox cataria more apt to get what I want by going NEWTON A. HILL ss ran r t St E Toronto to an uncle." "�®•''�®O is GI WE ;i St MillesPeriDoilac. Whether it's the sudden stop, the quick et -away or the steady pull through heavy roads --your Firestone tires are on the job -100% insaarin you safety, tractions and economical Performance.Under the rugged Ston -skid tread is the Firestone safety carcass built of cords with every fibre insulated with rubber to eliminate internal. friction. With such a combination, no wonder Firestone tires give "Most Miles Per Dollar." See your nearest FirestoneDealer. 14 But What Is That? The weeds are rank, The grass uncut, The vines swing wild, The door is shut;. The clock has stopped, Stark is the bed, The lire's out, My love is dead— But what is that? In here! Out there - Was• that the wind Along the stair? Was that a hand That stirred the curtain? Was that a laugh? I am not certain— Loy i! A.ra you there? Or is it only That I am mad• As well as lonely? —Elizabeth Hollister Frost London Spectator. 111 the section that years ago was known as "Hell's Kitchen." The swarm of taxicabs that follows the theatre closing hour had just cleared fro mthat block and for a moment the street was fairly quiet so that pedes- trians had an opportunity to observe the magnificent office buildings re- cently erected in that part of the city. As we strolled along, what was our amazement and delight to see the traffic policeman standing in the mid- dle of the street and cuddled cosily between his wide -spread . feet a some- reliat soiled but very contented gray and white cat. We were not near enough to bear the purring but never have we seen a cat by his own fire- side -looking more peaceful and com- fortable. The picture was too good to spoil by intrusion so we have mo facts in re- gard to tbis tabby and his protector. From our knowledge of cats, however, we feel sure the confidence displayed was founded on previous association and friendship, and henceforth a traf- fic policeman will mean to us some- thing more than al. administrator of Police Department regulations.—B. M. Rutherford. 1 And the Waiter answered and said, "I am." And the man said, "Thou must par- don me for the question. Thou bast grown." And the Waiter said, "Art thou ready for thy Steak?" And he served the Steak. And the man essayed to• cut it, and he said, "The Steak also bath grown: it is old and tough." sings— But he was hungry and he ate, and Songs clow with the pulse at the root And close to tbe earth the secret mole May fit to its body its cool, dark bole; And J, wlio have never a vie)) to climb The sky with a lilt or a whistling rhyme, • May stoop and listen and mark the time Of surer songs than a bird ever the meal was not a Total Loss. And the man said, "Such is life. They also serve who only stand and wait, and a large part of the service for which one payeth well is of tbat d for of things. —Margaret Emerson Bailey In Harper's Magazine. Very Important sort. And he who fileth an order Success and waiteth for it to come The master bad spent the morning must often find that when it cometh telling thaat science s boys fhademade wonderful stridessince the days of the war. He had noticed that the most back - weed boy of the class bad paid the least attention of all. "can you "Smith, he .said sharply, tell me one thing of importance that did not exist fifty years ago? The boy came out of his dreams with a start: "]tie, sir?" It is Too Tough to Cut." Now I sat at a table near at hand, and I said, "My friend, thou bast some reason for thy complaint, and I also have suffered here, and elsewhere by reason of the Alacrity which Wait- ers ,lisplay in Quiescence, For p' there are few things so stationary assome Waiters. Nevertheless, we bave eaten and are refreshed, and $he price of the meal is within our means, and we still have time for our Train." And he said, "Thou bast well spoken. And it was not so bad a meal at that." And I said, "May it be so.with thy life's Success. And though it be some- what toughened by reason of the de- lay, I trust thy Knife may be sharp and thy Digestion good. And I hope that Success for thee is not very far away." And he said, "I thank thee for -thy good wishes, and as for the Success, it is not so bad or remote as It might be. Fare thee well." And I said, "I rather think thou wilt gain Success and enjoy it. Fare thee well, And if the Steaks were slow in com- ing and rather Tough when they come still were we each the better for each `other's good wishes. And if the 'wait be long and the Steak be tough, there is no use mak- ing matter worse by fretting about them. In the! The French Debt to the U.S.A. Philadelphia Ledger: It is reason- ably certain that the people of this country have no wish to be hard up- on France. Indeed, the terms of the Mellon-terenger agrenent, which 1n effect .conceled the principal of the French debt and arranged for the pay- ment ot the interest alone, show un- 'I'd like to see all the bootleggers mistakable generosity. But it Is behind the bars." now more than three years since that "Sp would I—most of diem would agreement was made, and though its make excellent bartenders." obligations aveh been met regularly by teh French Government, it has not yet been ratified. Speeches like Vie—"I wouldn't think of marrying M. Henri Franklin Bouillon's, leader such an intellectual monstrosity and of the National Union group in the physical misfit as you are—you numb- French Chamber, .who spoke of delib- erating with a knife at our throats, Make interesting 'reading, but they are of assistance neither to his own Government nor to this one in reach - Ing . a final settlement ot the debt question. The ID$sappearing Indian Quebec Bvenement Cons.): in the greater part of the old hunting-. grounds of :the natives of the country, there barely remain a few thousand descendants' of a human family which laokett neither intolligence nor tloblli- ty, Outside British. Columbia. and tbe least hospitable parts of the Pro Vince of Quebec, there are no longer any forests where the proud nations Who have been despoiled and humili- ated can taste the illusion of their lost liberty. And It is the ropresenta• Lives of the most generous nations of the white race who have accom- plished, this . iabuman work. Can. we, after this warning, blame, the yel- low races for rebelling against Bur - 1 opean penetration? Men are no whit different from fish or ants. In- stead of dominating by intelligence mid kindness, the 'survival of the fit- test is ensured bY w tr, strategy, ex, ploitation, fraud and destruction. Mltia.,'d's Liniment for Rheumatltm. skull! Do you get me?" He— Well, from the general trend of your con- versation; I should judge not." • ----- News reporters speak of "covering" a story, when, as a matter of fact, what they do is "uncover" it. �fllinard's Liniment for aching joints. Supplying f Exact Time Througbout the various Government buildings at Ottawa there is a system of over 600 clocks controlled directly from the Dominion Observatory. The majority of these take the form of "minute dials," whose hands are actu- ated electrically -once each minute; the evaet instant when the hands move marks the beginning of the minute. Wife: "You know, James, I speak as I think." H;t(sband: "Yes, my love— but oftener=!" =_ ok:wrN. :�la1K•tli.�t1��- SOF h1Af Y For x wulsleo due to Acid INDIGESTION AramS$OMACN • HEAMit$Ural HEADACHO OASES.NAIrS Excess acid is the common cause of indigestion. It results in pain and sourness about two hours after' eat- ing. The quick corrective is au alkali Which neutralizes acid, .The best cor- rective is Phillips' Milk of Magnesia. It has'"relnainecl standard with physi- pians in the 5'0 years since rte inven- tion. One spooliful of Phillips' !Villa of Magnesla neutralizes instantly stony LAXATIVE FOR Bair THAT "STAYS DOWN" Baby's tiny system rebels against castor oil and strong purgatives; but here's a medicine that just suits him. d it does the work quickly and so gently that Baby doesn't feel it. Fletcher's Castoria Is soothing "cross, fretful babies and children to sleep and making the feverish, constipated, upset ones well and happy, in mil- lions of homes to -day. Castoria is purely -vegetable, harmless and en- dorsed by the medical profession. Avoid imitations. The Chas. H. Fletcher signature marks genuine Castoria. Headache Bathe the head with Minard's. In water. Also heat and inhale Minard's. tiutOs iis volume in acid. it Is harm- less and tasteless and Its action !s qulcic. 'You will never rely en r uder methods, never continue to suffer, when You learn how quickly, bow lileasantly this premier method acts. n Please let its show you --now. .130 sure to got the genuine Phillips' s' Milk of Magnesia prescribed bY physi- clans for ,50 years in torrecling ex- nese acids, Each bottle contalf$ full directions --any tlrugstere, ATTENTOI4, 0 EN OF LDFJLE AW terse Goodkey Tells Her Experi. Brace with Pinkham's Compound Byeni.00r, Alberta. -"The Change of Life was the trouble with lee and f wasrun-down, thin; andweak and could. not sleep, had a poor appetite and could not do much work. am taking Lydia E. Pink- ham's Vegetable ompound now. and I feel like a well woman, I saw a..... >a it advertised' in the :.papers and tried it and Lydia I, Pink' hire's ,Sanative Wash. 1 have reemn- mended it to a lot of women friends." MRs, Whi. GOonit1 Y, 13yemoor, AI bergs. ISSUE No. 29—'29