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IN of GOUNSNtna "
Owl ` 'Adis
is
The Erratic Mr, Mart
I 'had to laugh ,
At old roan "'tart
He lost his bead "'
Thea lost his beazt.
The normal way,
I've heard it sold,
is to lose one's heart.
And then one's head,
Grandmother •— "Well, dear, bave
you done your good deed to•clay?"
Boy Scout--"Yes—I've taught •Cous-
in Lucy not to poke her topgue out at
Hoy. Scouts!"
A cable 3nessage can go around the
world in eight minutes. But of course
gossip is much cheaper.
He—"Wouldn't you like to hear nae
sing Because I Love You?"
She—"No; if you love me, please
don't sing."
Maisies—"'fhe jury awarded me five
thousand dollars damages from . that
fellow who^°kissed me."
Mamie—"Gael that's swell."
Maisie—"But he basal got the five
thousand dollars and nobody else has
offered me a kiss.
The height of something or other
is getting out on the wrong side of a
lower berth in a Pullman.
Safety First
Mine Too
I call my girl Wrigley's becaeaSe she
is always after meals.
There is no reason why women
can't succeed in business. A woman
who can get'tbe rolls and the gravy
and the roast and the potatoes and
the coffee all on the table steaming
hot at the same time and then get all
the family there too, can succeed in
anything.
Now, I want some humane moth-
balls; something that won't harm the
moths but will just make them lose
their appetites.
A thing done right to -day means
less trouble to -morrow.
Nothing For Murphys
T aIiing theRailway Beautiful
The Tritest tea you can buy—Red Rose Orange Pekoe.
Made from :juicy., Bavor fled ieav is -free days in
• buds.. Every package guaranteed.
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1.—John Caesar, pioneer of Canadian .Pacific Station Gardens.
2. -First Canadian Pacific Station Garden at Markdale, Ont., 1331.
John Caesar, like his great prototype, "same, saw and conquered." When
he first started as station agent at Ma'rkdale, Ont„ back in 1881, it was just
a station. with the rails running past it. He decided that Passengers should
sit up and take notice when they passed through his territory, so be started
in to landscape garden it. Soon he had a beauty spot where before there
had been little to interest the traveller. Canadian Pacific officials were quick.
to recognize the value of the work and the'.p'loral Department of the railway
was formed. Mr. Caesar was chosen to look after the beautification of the
road and he has to his credit a large =mbar of stations through Ontario,
Quebec, New Brunswick, and Maine. Sin
ing pay cheques, from railways and probably g
RED ROSE ORANGE PEKOE is extra, good
And by �irry? Classified Advertisements,
BA13'Y asxcx�s
Once Upon .a time there was a Res- t114X CI -MKS: JULY AND
r0 haUn9i
-Laurent which was equipped with blot }locks 12c, Brown a
3.1J n 11c Vhlte I eghmns 100;
and Cold Running Waiters. And the
Waiters were accustomed to wait,
and so were the Guests.
IAnd there' was a day when I . was
there, ,
and a man entered, and he said,
"I desire a Steak, and l want it to -day
and not to -morrow, for I am about to
!take a Train."
Since 1871 Mr. Caesar bas been draw And while he waited, he sang softly.
b bly has signed more than any other concerning the Waiter, saying, "He
never came back, he never came back,
living railroad man."When he retired in.1917 on his agent's pension, he he never came back any more; but For close to the earth a beetle may
went on to work at landscape gardening and has literally created hundreds IL 'f be bring not
of station gardens, some of there real showplaces. "I have received new life
from the, soil, 13e says, in replies to compliments on his fresh complexion
and alert manner, for he is a man well in the seventies, and he hopes to
make many more gardens •before he completes his life span.
eo ae
8 rted chicks 00. irxpress Paid on 200. or
over: free catalogue, A- 1-1 Switzer,
Granton Ontario.
„Close to the Earth
Let the brown lark fly •
That has wings to fly,
The ant,: the beetle,
The ,mole, and I
Keep close to the earth
Where we like to lie.
his neck 1 will bras i
that Steak when we meet on that trundle
Its treasure below In a claw-clippe3.
Beautiful Shote," bundle;
And it came to pass after a time And close to the earth an ant may
that the Waiter returned: And the funnel
Earthwork in turrets the length of
man said, "Art thou tbe same Lad
that took mine Order for a Steak?" its tunnel
La (Ind.): Tire Safety Lea -I "Anything for the Murphys?" in-
gue•of the Province of Quebec has re• quired a freckle -faced girl, putting her
tautly addressed to more than 1,200 head i nal the postoffice door.
cures of our province a circular let-' "No, nothing, replied the clerk.
ter soliciting their active co-operation "Anything for Jane Murphy?" pur--
in the prevention of accidents sued the girl.
This new move of the Safety League eateee
should produce good results. There I "Anything for Bob Murphy?"
is no doubt that the cure is the man "Nothing, I tell you."
who, in his own parish, is in the best
position to educate his parishioners,
Presse
"Anything for Biddy, Murphy?"
"No; nor for Pat Murphy nor Den-
... Our cures have a mission to pro -1 nis Murphy, nor for Pete Murphy. nor
teat tbe lives of thetr parlsbioners, i Paul Murphy, nor, for any of the M.ur-
whenever they can, simultaneously phys, individually, jointly or several -
with looking after their spiritual'wei-
fare.
He, reading—"A so they were mar-
ried. That is the way all love matches
end:"
She—"Yes, they dont burn long."
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EROX N
/afh`he7'n..
Itelloneyr!y1 ra
you Must Do Your )tit
in tbe wax Against the fly, carrier
of germs and breeder cf disease.
1 it Fs proven that AEROXON is one
lot the: most convenient and most
efficient means of combating tails.
fly evil. It is convenient, because
t the pushpin It ie hygienic:
'Mai never get away when once
caught. Each spiral gives three
Lweek.s' perfect service.
BEWARE OF IMITATIONS k
laid at drag, grocery and horde,dra;torw
'Le Cie C. 0. Genesst& Fib, Limitee
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RED HOT JULY DAYS
HARD ON THE BABY
The girl regarded the clerk for le
moment in open-mouthed astonish
ment.
"Well,' sbe said at. last, "have you
anything for Clarence Murphy?"
Jones—"Do your daughters live at
home?"
Mrs. Smith—"MY, no! They are
not married yet."
He made no enenly here below,
For him death held no terror;
And now he's where the "Good Fel-
lows" go,
No runs, no hits, . no
"1 hope," said one wife to another,'
"that you don't nag your husband."
.Only when he is beating the car-
pets," said the second one. "Mien
he is thoroughly irritated he makes a
muchbetter job of it."
The thing that looks dangetous
about the new -Tangled underwear for.
men, in all the pretty patterns, is that
s?imeone's apt to get the •fool idea it
will take the place of pants.
Don't expect to be taken far a
genius ifyou're only a common crank.
Resort—A place where you pay $15
a tray to look through a window at the
rain.
July—the month of oppressive heat;
red-hot days and sweltering nights;
is extremely hard on little ones. -Diar-
rhoea, dysentery, colic and cholera in-
fantum carry off tbousands of pre-
cious little lives every summer. The
mother must be constantly, on her dent wields the writer recently wit -
guard to prevent these troubles, or, nessed.
if they come on suddenly, to fight It was near the midnight hour, on
them. No other medicine is of such one of New York's busiest avenues,
aid to mothers during the hot sum-
mer as is Baby's Own Tablets. They
regulate the bowels and stomach,: and
an occasional dose given to the well
child will prevent summer complaint,
or if the trouble does come on sud-
denly, will banish it. The Tablets
are sold by medicine dealers or by
,mail at 25c. a bos from The Dr. Wil-
liam's Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont.
The Tariff Police-
man
The traffic policeman is usually as-
sociated iii our minds with. sharp re-
btikes for unknown offences or a sum-
mons to court for infringement of
traffic regulations. That he may be,
after all; a most human and humane
individual', is confirmed by an inca
errors.
Prietld—"Gad, but you're lazy—You
ought to go to the ant." Sluggard
(fingering his watch)—"Think I'll be
riatribntor fox cataria more apt to get what I want by going
NEWTON A. HILL
ss ran
r t St E Toronto to an uncle."
"�®•''�®O is
GI WE
;i St MillesPeriDoilac.
Whether it's the sudden stop, the
quick et -away or the steady pull
through heavy roads --your Firestone
tires are on the job -100% insaarin
you safety, tractions and economical
Performance.Under the rugged Ston -skid tread is
the Firestone safety carcass built of
cords with every fibre insulated with
rubber to eliminate internal. friction.
With such a combination, no wonder
Firestone tires give "Most Miles Per
Dollar." See your nearest FirestoneDealer.
14
But What Is That?
The weeds are rank,
The grass uncut,
The vines swing wild,
The door is shut;.
The clock has stopped,
Stark is the bed,
The lire's out,
My love is dead—
But what is that?
In here! Out there -
Was• that the wind
Along the stair?
Was that a hand
That stirred the curtain?
Was that a laugh?
I am not certain—
Loy i! A.ra you there?
Or is it only
That I am mad•
As well as lonely?
—Elizabeth Hollister Frost
London Spectator.
111 the section that years ago was
known as "Hell's Kitchen." The
swarm of taxicabs that follows the
theatre closing hour had just cleared
fro mthat block and for a moment the
street was fairly quiet so that pedes-
trians had an opportunity to observe
the magnificent office buildings re-
cently erected in that part of the city.
As we strolled along, what was our
amazement and delight to see the
traffic policeman standing in the mid-
dle of the street and cuddled cosily
between his wide -spread . feet a some-
reliat soiled but very contented gray
and white cat. We were not near
enough to bear the purring but never
have we seen a cat by his own fire-
side -looking more peaceful and com-
fortable.
The picture was too good to spoil by
intrusion so we have mo facts in re-
gard to tbis tabby and his protector.
From our knowledge of cats, however,
we feel sure the confidence displayed
was founded on previous association
and friendship, and henceforth a traf-
fic policeman will mean to us some-
thing more than al. administrator of
Police Department regulations.—B. M.
Rutherford.
1 And the Waiter answered and said,
"I am."
And the man said, "Thou must par-
don me for the question. Thou bast
grown."
And the Waiter said, "Art thou
ready for thy Steak?"
And he served the Steak.
And the man essayed to• cut it, and
he said, "The Steak also bath grown:
it is old and tough." sings—
But he was hungry and he ate, and Songs clow with the pulse at the root
And close to tbe earth the secret
mole
May fit to its body its cool, dark bole;
And J, wlio have never a vie)) to
climb
The sky with a lilt or a whistling
rhyme, •
May stoop and listen and mark the
time
Of surer songs than a bird ever
the meal was not a Total Loss.
And the man said, "Such is life.
They also serve who only stand and
wait, and a large part of the service
for which one payeth well is of tbat
d for
of things.
—Margaret Emerson Bailey In
Harper's Magazine.
Very Important
sort. And he who fileth an order
Success and waiteth for it to come The master bad spent the morning
must often find that when it cometh telling
thaat science s boys fhademade wonderful
stridessince
the days of the war.
He had noticed that the most back -
weed boy of the class bad paid the
least attention of all. "can you
"Smith, he .said sharply,
tell me one thing of importance that
did not exist fifty years ago?
The boy came out of his dreams
with a start:
"]tie, sir?"
It is Too Tough to Cut."
Now I sat at a table near at hand,
and I said, "My friend, thou bast
some reason for thy complaint, and I
also have suffered here, and elsewhere
by reason of the Alacrity which Wait-
ers ,lisplay in Quiescence, For p' there
are few things so stationary assome
Waiters. Nevertheless, we bave
eaten and are refreshed, and $he price
of the meal is within our means, and
we still have time for our Train."
And he said, "Thou bast well
spoken. And it was not so bad a meal
at that."
And I said, "May it be so.with thy
life's Success. And though it be some-
what toughened by reason of the de-
lay, I trust thy Knife may be sharp
and thy Digestion good. And I hope
that Success for thee is not very far
away."
And he said, "I thank thee for -thy
good wishes, and as for the Success,
it is not so bad or remote as It might
be. Fare thee well."
And I said, "I rather think thou
wilt gain Success and enjoy it. Fare
thee well,
And if the Steaks were slow in com-
ing and rather Tough when they come
still were we each the better for each
`other's good wishes.
And if the 'wait be long and the
Steak be tough, there is no use mak-
ing matter worse by fretting about
them.
In the!
The French Debt to the U.S.A.
Philadelphia Ledger: It is reason-
ably certain that the people of this
country have no wish to be hard up-
on France. Indeed, the terms of the
Mellon-terenger agrenent, which 1n
effect .conceled the principal of the
French debt and arranged for the pay-
ment ot the interest alone, show un- 'I'd like to see all the bootleggers
mistakable generosity. But it Is behind the bars."
now more than three years since that "Sp would I—most of diem would
agreement was made, and though its make excellent bartenders."
obligations aveh been met regularly
by teh French Government, it has
not yet been ratified. Speeches like Vie—"I wouldn't think of marrying
M. Henri Franklin Bouillon's, leader such an intellectual monstrosity and
of the National Union group in the physical misfit as you are—you numb-
French Chamber, .who spoke of delib-
erating with a knife at our throats,
Make interesting 'reading, but they
are of assistance neither to his own
Government nor to this one in reach -
Ing . a final settlement ot the debt
question.
The ID$sappearing Indian
Quebec Bvenement Cons.): in the
greater part of the old hunting-.
grounds of :the natives of the country,
there barely remain a few thousand
descendants' of a human family which
laokett neither intolligence nor tloblli-
ty, Outside British. Columbia. and
tbe least hospitable parts of the Pro
Vince of Quebec, there are no longer
any forests where the proud nations
Who have been despoiled and humili-
ated can taste the illusion of their
lost liberty. And It is the ropresenta•
Lives of the most generous nations
of the white race who have accom-
plished, this . iabuman work. Can.
we, after this warning, blame, the yel-
low races for rebelling against Bur -
1 opean penetration? Men are no
whit different from fish or ants. In-
stead of dominating by intelligence
mid kindness, the 'survival of the fit-
test is ensured bY w tr, strategy, ex,
ploitation, fraud and destruction.
Mltia.,'d's Liniment for Rheumatltm.
skull! Do you get me?" He— Well,
from the general trend of your con-
versation; I should judge not."
• -----
News reporters speak of "covering"
a story, when, as a matter of fact,
what they do is "uncover" it.
�fllinard's Liniment for aching joints.
Supplying f Exact Time
Througbout the various Government
buildings at Ottawa there is a system
of over 600 clocks controlled directly
from the Dominion Observatory. The
majority of these take the form of
"minute dials," whose hands are actu-
ated electrically -once each minute;
the evaet instant when the hands
move marks the beginning of the
minute.
Wife: "You know, James, I speak
as I think." H;t(sband: "Yes, my love—
but oftener=!" =_
ok:wrN.
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SOF h1Af Y
For x wulsleo
due to Acid
INDIGESTION
AramS$OMACN
•
HEAMit$Ural
HEADACHO
OASES.NAIrS
Excess acid is the common cause of
indigestion. It results in pain and
sourness about two hours after' eat-
ing. The quick corrective is au alkali
Which neutralizes acid, .The best cor-
rective is Phillips' Milk of Magnesia.
It has'"relnainecl standard with physi-
pians in the 5'0 years since rte inven-
tion.
One spooliful of Phillips' !Villa of
Magnesla neutralizes instantly stony
LAXATIVE FOR Bair
THAT "STAYS DOWN"
Baby's tiny system rebels against
castor oil and strong purgatives; but
here's a medicine that just suits him.
d it does the work quickly and so
gently that Baby doesn't feel it.
Fletcher's Castoria Is soothing "cross,
fretful babies and children to sleep
and making the feverish, constipated,
upset ones well and happy, in mil-
lions of homes to -day. Castoria is
purely -vegetable, harmless and en-
dorsed by the medical profession.
Avoid imitations. The Chas. H.
Fletcher signature marks genuine
Castoria.
Headache
Bathe the head with Minard's.
In water. Also heat and inhale
Minard's.
tiutOs iis volume in acid. it Is harm-
less and tasteless and Its action !s
qulcic. 'You will never rely en r uder
methods, never continue to suffer,
when You learn how quickly, bow
lileasantly this premier method acts.
n Please let its show you --now.
.130 sure to got the genuine Phillips'
s' Milk of Magnesia prescribed bY physi-
clans for ,50 years in torrecling ex-
nese acids, Each bottle contalf$
full directions --any tlrugstere,
ATTENTOI4,
0 EN OF
LDFJLE AW
terse Goodkey Tells Her Experi.
Brace with Pinkham's Compound
Byeni.00r, Alberta. -"The Change
of Life was the trouble with lee and f
wasrun-down, thin;
andweak and could.
not sleep, had a
poor appetite and
could not do much
work. am taking
Lydia E. Pink-
ham's Vegetable
ompound now.
and I feel like a
well woman, I saw
a..... >a it advertised' in the
:.papers and tried it
and Lydia I, Pink'
hire's ,Sanative Wash. 1 have reemn-
mended it to a lot of women friends."
MRs, Whi. GOonit1 Y, 13yemoor, AI
bergs.
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