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1y, , That •Gives a Vivid
Picture of What the
Next War Will
Mean
By sTUART CHASE '
Oii August' 13, 1028, the "Northern
Tuwer'! opened.. its attack on London,
Seventy -Ave airplanes, each carrying
500 pounces of "bombs," swooped down
ul)on the city from the northeast,
'They were met by an equal' number
SRIa senaitron to be on s.
ties will be few, and
w i civilizations; instead
the eras•• a,:
or one, *uat • berg delayed. As such
things go, ailother ten minutes at the
outside.
• There is at least one good thing to
be said about the next war: it will
not iceep u$ long on edge. We shall
not have to worry about finding the
money for Liberty Bonds, or wonder
whether George is going to get his
commission, The whole business will
7iiN
of defense planes, by .batteries of an- be over• in a couple of hours. 4t
ti-aireiaft guns, by an extensivehal- full ofdiphenyl chloraorsine,
loon system—by everyknowndefense we shall not need to ,Worry about
against an ail' attack. , But within at.ything ever again. Personally,
less than 30 minutes after crossing
tate coast -line, the defense planes hacl
beon eluded, the attack had 'centered
directly over Loudon; "bombs" had
been dropped on predetermined tar-
gets and the attacking force was
wheeling back into the north without
a casualty.
Every specified objective was
bombed. Fifty thousand pounds of
theoretical explosives were dropped
through 16,000 feet, -with the accuracy
of gun fire.. Had these 22. tons of
bombs been filled -with dipyhenyl
chloroarsine, half of the population of
London, men, women and children;
would have been Wiped out.
This whole drama; to be sure, was
mimic warfare, but it was carried out
with great care, and .the results I have
,cited were the ,sober conclusions ot
army judges. All known methods of
defense were helpless before 75 pilots.
Not a single attacking plane was
downed. itixagine what might be clone
With 500 planes—a force that every
one of the leading nations can readily
mobilize. France, for iastauce, is now
in a position to bring 4,000 planes into
action at the call of the radio.
There are at least two varieties of
poison gas against which no mask is
of any protection. Cacodyl isocyanide
` is in ,the possession of all the great
nations, a gas so frightful that mili-
tary Hien. adinit to reporters that they
•do not see how they could bring them-
selves to use it. Government pur-
chasing agents can also take their
•choice of bombs felled with deadly
plague or bacilli, or with anthrax for
the extermination of milk cows and.
horses. Meanwhile the "radium ato-
nrite," . jast discovered, is a more
powerful explosive than T.141`..T.; and
with a newly invented metal cotu-
ZPound "a 400 -horse -power airplane
motor can be built so light tha to
mancan easily pick it up?' ,
Say that war is declared. In Bre-
men or Calais a thousand men climb
into the cockpits of their aircraft. .A.
starting signal, an hour or two of
flight, a little veering, dropping and
dodging, as the. defense planes rise,
a casualty or two as the radium ato-
mite of the anti-aircraft guns tries
vainly to fill a space 100 miles square
and foto• miles deep, one muffled roar
atter another as the bombs are
dropped per schedule and so, to all
iuteiits and, purposes, the civilization
founded by William the Conqueror,
which gave Bacon, Newton and Watt
to the world, comes, in something like
half an hour, to a colse. Finished and
done, London, Liverpool, Manchester,
Bristol—each now vanishes from the
list of habitable places on the planet.
Not even a rat, not even an ant, not
even a roach, can survive; every liv-
ing thing has ceased to breathe by
virtue of diphenyl chloroarsine.
though it may be contrary to the code
of the sportsman, I know when I am
beaten. And against a three-dlmen-
sinal war -machine, I 'have no Cant -
deuce: sof
oni-dance-sof anything except that the
uniclile association of _electrons which
comprise myself is about to form
new and interesting chemical com-
binations.
The persons capable of imagining
a general holocaust in advance are so
few, and of such slight influence, that
the world will not realize what it now
faces until it has faced it, in a "fait
accompli." Then, and not until then,
realization will come—possibly, as
the extras bring one incredible horror
after another, it will conte very fast.
In a'tew days, perhaps after the two
belligerents have been laid to rest,
the neutral World will be in as suflici- I
ent state of chock, to see 'that this
sort of thing must stop forever.
The surviving West, together with
the East, will then banish the ma -
Chine from war—which means, of
course, the banishment of war. Or so
the conclusion hangs, neatly balanced
between the. Hope ,and the belief,
within the mind. •
Caught Napping
(According to a "Gossip" column,
the afternoon nap of our grandmoth-
ers is now .becoming de rigueur for
the Bright Young Thing to -day, who
is worn out with her ail -night junket-
ings.)
Young girls
shoes
The parquet are constantly tapping,
Whose language runs riot, and who's
Some Gloom -chaser endlessly lapping,
Can it really be true .
What they're hinting of you,
And shall we at last catch yoti nap -
plug? '
of the .moment,* whose
Tile Romance of the Ey'rd Antarctic Expedition Visualize:.
PHOTOGRAPH FROM THE ANTARCTIC SHOWS BY RD NEARING HIS GOAL uachi
A view from. one of Commandos Byrd's ships on his Antarctic expedition, showing- the flagship app'r
the great ice barrier which can be seen dimly In the distance.
;;��//y�iillion
front money spent on public
Over 300 Jif llion health than the smaller communities
do.
Lost Each dear
Enormous Penalty Through
Preventable Illness Annual-
ly Though Larger Cana-
dian Cities Appear More
Healthy Than the
Smaller Centres
The airplane, in effect, has reduced
all other war weapons—battleships,
fortresses, tanks—to so lunch scrap
iron. The only thing it cannot be
sure of harming is a submarine with
a• liuuclred feet of ocean over it. Yet'
a good submarine costs about $5,000,-
000; it requires a crew of 30 men; its
'peeddoes not exceed 20 .piles an
hour submerged and it is not a very
straight shooter at best. A good air-
plane may be had for $5,000, its crew
is one, it can travel at 200 miles an
hour and it can drop a bomb with
reinarkable accuracy.
In short, it hardly pays to discuss
any mechanism of warfare except,,,the
airplane, It is more deadly than any
other weapon, all "factors considered,
a.ucl it is cheap. It can be built itt a
few clays and its cost, relatively sneak-
So vital of late years you've been,
So assiduous when you go flapping
With intent, as.is plain to be seen,
The licence of age to he capping—
And now your high links
End in twice twenty winks
Every afternoon, when you're caught
napping.
For the manner of life which to-d;ty
Yeiir strength in your teens begins
sapping,
A great many moralists say
That what you want's a jolly good
slapping—
But we'll tuck you (instead
Of a spanking) in bed,
Since all babies are better for
napping.—"Daily Herald."
Nile Waters
London Times (Ind.): The news
that a comprehensive agreement has
been reached by the British and the
Egyptian Governments on the subject
of the irrigation of Egypt and the Su-
dan will be received with general and
legitimate satisfaction in this country.
• Egypt, with which this country
has been so closely associated for
nearly fifty years, has won back from
the waste the ancient conciuests of
the Pharaohs and of the Ptolemies.
The Sudan is largely virgin soil, but
even there the records and remains
of Ethiopian kings and the traditions
of the ancients bear witness to a for-
mer civilization that perished as
much by the sands as by the swords
of the encroaching desert. The new
Nile agreement holds out vast possi- driver immensely? He even put some
bilities for the agricultural future of fresh oil in the pump.
both countries. Its conclusion con-
verts the dreams of the great British
engineers who are or were associated
when tate revival of seientitic irriga-
production of Canada. A loss of $1; tion in Egypt into confident and sober
311,000,000 through. preventable dis- hopes.
eases and premature deaths is greater
than the value of the field crops raised
by all the farmers of Canada last year,
this value being estimated by the Do-
minion Department of Agriculture at: Judge, cannot but' have a sense of
-$1,200,000,000. The annual return grievance, tut,, nevertheless, her in -
from all .farm live stock was about tentions are pacific. It is not by war,
in the view of the Germans, taking
them in bulk, that conditions can be
improved, War would only worsen
theta, and I think the majority of
Germans are convinced of this truth.
The Germans are on the side
of peace; and unless there is incredi-
ble folly ,there will be no groat con-
flict in which Germany will be engag-
ed in our generation.
HEALTH UNITS. NEEDED
It is not only Montreal that gets a
black eye 'from,: the public health :cru-
saders.
The Canadian Social Hygiene Coun-
cil figures out that Canada loses $311;
000,000 through preventable illness.
annually. A further billion. is dost
through. premature deaths, it is also
estimated by the same authority.
Hence a campaign to cope with .con-
trollable diseases and 'preventable
deaths.
These estimates of Iosses are enor-
mous
ti hen placed against the wealth
•
Each Counted
Flying for Less
Than .a Cent a Mile
An aehieveitxent for which aero-
nautical engineers and conunereial
aviation concerns have been waiting
—and working for years, was reeov'd•.
ed in the daily press the other day
when Capt. L. M. Woolson and his
assistant flew a Stinson airplane
equipped with a heavy -ail Diesel en-
gine soma seven hundred miles at a
fuel cost of $4,08, Aviation gasoline,
it is estimated, would have cost $28,65
for the same journey--fronx. Detroit
to Langley Field, Virginia. But, it is
explained, the ability of this engine
(designed by Captain Woolson on the
Diesel principle and manufactured by.
the Packard Motor Company) to 'burn
fuel oil is only one of its claims to
superiority. As the New York World
explains:
"The Dieselized airplane, if it
proves successful, will be safer from
the fire hazard, -while the elimination
of the electricignition system will
snake it easy to equip it with radio,
"The Diesel engine take petroleum
oil, sprays it into a combustion cham-
ber filled with highly compressed air,
and automatically ignites the explo-
sive mixture."
C. B. Allen, The World's aeronautic-
al authority, was at Langley Field
when the Woolson machine arrived,
and he says:
"The Packard -Diesel aircraft motor
is a nine -cylinder, air-cooled radial en-
gine resembling the Wright Whirl-
wind in general appearance, save that
it has but a single valve which func-
tions both for exhaust and for taking
in air to mil: with its fuel oil.
"Those who• have seen the engine
say there is no reason, if it proves
successful, why it may not be adapted
for ue in automobiles, thus revolution-
izing the costs cf motoring as well as
those of flying."
In a Detroit dispatch to the New
York Times, we learn that—
"The economy in fuel load, amount-
ing to a 40 per cent. saving, means
•
an equal increase in pay lead, an item
of import:.uce to commercial operators
of aircraft.
"Although the Die:.el weighs more
than gasoline engines of equal power,
estimated at three pounds per horse-
power as compared to two pounds per
horse -power, the difference, it is said,
is more than compensated by the dis-
parity in weight of fuel loads."
Of co•.rse, remarks the Baltimore,
Sun:
"It must not be assumed that the
Diesel engine will immediately super-
sede its gasoline rival. But to -day's
news does indicate that the problem
is on the way to solution. And that in
turn is an evidence that the airplane
industry is approaching the point
*where it will be able to compete with
existing transportation mediums on
something like 'equal terms-"
ng
One On Driver
Here are a couple of motoring
stories: subtle or not as you please
but "one on the driver: hated suite
In one case a piece of insulated
was bared at both ends. One end was
connected to the earthing terminal of
of the magneto and the other was led
to a spot just under the accelerator
pedal, so that `s'hen the driver put his
foot down a connection was made and
the magneto earthed. To the driver
the symptoms seemed exactly those
of a choked jet in the carburettor.
The other trick was less subtle. A
ratan had just takers delivery of a new
car. While he lett it unattended some
loving friends firmly wired a kipper
round the car's exhaust pipe. As soon
as the pipe heated up the kipper be-
gan to cook, and the smell worried the
PACIFIC GE M NY
Sisley Huddleston in the Ne
Statesman (London) : Germany, as
w
I
$600,000,000.
Tite manufacturing industries pro-
duce a gross value of a little over $3,-
000,000,000 a year; the value added
to raw material by all the persons em-
ployed in the manufacturing process
is somewhat less than two billions a
year.
Cauadaian civilization would not
seem to be particularly efficient, if its•
capacity for wealth production is con-
trasted with its inability to prevent
the enormous economic losses which
the Hygiene Council says are prevent-
able.
Nor particularly humanitarign, since
these losses imply a great deal of tut -
necessary suffering and sorrow.
Ten Notorious Traps
For Unwary Spellers
What words are most commonly
misspeled in the English language? A
survey of the orthography of students
at the University of California reveals
the ten words most frequently mis-
spelled by college students. 1Vlembers
of the faculty, declare that the words
Most often found misspelled by
Writers of all ages and classes are:
separate, lose, ninety, privilege, Vil-
lain, Chautauqua, accommodate, all
right, repetition and ecstasy. Ten
other words commonly misspelled by
college students as well as many uni-
versity graduates are: exhilarate, byii-
ocrlsy, indispensable, irrelevant, one-
self, sacrilege, supersede, councilor,
embarrass and harass.
. Empire Development
I.,ondon News of the World We
ingis a trifles- lis primacy comes, ascannot be con sitlored to have made
i see it, from the fact that it can op- anything like full use, of our oppor-
crate in three dimensions, Where all tlets for
our growior creating e
ng populat onuntil w t�we have
devised some really effective system
of Imperial development. Its so far
other weapofts . are limited to one or
two, A submarine can operate in
three dimensions, but only by slow as the opening up the Dominions to
iu d cumbersome wallows, nor can it settler's on a woof f e soak 1s con-
cerned, much of a belligerent :nature to nothing can be done withooperate upon, except sharks• the co-operation of their respective
lror a three-dimensional offense
:there ia only the sorriest kind •of de-
fense, as the attack on London
sho`veeit Solite genius has suggested
that piano wire be suspended front
balloons to trap au Air offensive. He
sltoulcl receive a prize from a comic.
weekly. And these bristling pictures
of. anti-aircraft guns in: the Sunday'
supplements, together with, accounts
of their range and accuracy, aro alt
Insult to the intelligence The only
way to keep airplanes out,of a met-
ropolitan area Is to have enough anti-
aircraft guns to 1111 400 cubic miles
practically solid with steel splinters,
and T,N,T. • This would involve, first,
a, fantastic number of guns, and sec-
ond, grave .discomfort for if not the
positl'iVe slaughter of, the. inetrolioli-
tats population, who could not stove
on the streets witltoUt umbrellas of
heavy Steel.
Military si.rategy% however, has an
aniwv tor the three.dimeligleital at.
The Social Hygiene Council states
that there are fewer deaths and less
sickness per capita in the larger
cities of Canada than in the smaller
cities and towns and the rural areas.
This is attributed to the possession
by the larger cities of competent
Mr. Baldwin's Luck
London Daily Express (Ind. Cons.):
The Prime Minister is the luckiest
statesman of our times, He has had
more chances in the last six years
titan come to most hien in a lifetime.
Even now a benignant fate has not
grown tired ot playing directly into.
Itis hands. Just as the Zinovieff letter
came overwhelmingly to his rescue on
the eve of the last election, so on the
eve of the present one the American
suggestions for a reduction in naval
armaments place at his disposal a
Health bureaus which get better re- weapon of incomparable potency. 3
Says Leisure is
Worse Than Work
Loudon.—The subject of leisure,
and the right use of it was dealt with
by II. Hamilton Fyfe at the Congress
of the National Union of Students, at
Aberystwyth, recently.
There were some problems as old
as the human mind, he said, but this
was a new one, because not until re-
cent years had the mass of the people
enjoyed leisure to any great extent.
it was a problem that arose out of
the industrial revolution.
During the 150 years which had
passed since that event, machinery
had been more and more developed,
and workers in factories had become
more and more parts of machines.
It was that lack of interest in the,
work that promoted the demand for
more leisure. That demand was na-
tural and inevitable. Eight hours had
become general. Several hours pre-
vailed in some trades; there was talk
of six and even four hours in the
future.
But with all this extension of leis-
ure, a few knew how to use it.
Governments. . . , The development
of the territories under the ituruecllate
control of Whitehall constitutes a dif-
ferent problem. In these regions lies
a magnificent field for the investment
of British capital to the great profit
Of the British workman.
"Toni is a vile insect."
"Send hint some lasso$ powclet —he
nxaz take the hint."
"The army should take only mar
Tied men."
"Why?"
"Because they're trained to take
orders, of course."
The Last Voyage of a German War Ship
•
GASSY GERTIE
"When a girl throws an oil can out
of her car it means friction has been
eliminated."
"Do you enrbrac�e your olrportuni-
.les""
`Only the blowla ones."
Germany and South Africa
Sydney (N•S.vT.) Sun: The passage
of the German trade treaty through
the Louth African Assembly has rais-
ed acutely lite question of Dominion
power to make treaties without rO-
ference to Britain, ... The jubilation
of Berlin, however, r.eetltS a little dic-
propnrtionatP. . . .Sonde Africa leas
a strong and bitt.cr atrti-British leaven,
composed of butch irrecoticilables
and a section of the Labor Party, both
of whom are working together against
the imperial idea. In. no other Domin-
ion is there such �itts povsealia f l antii--Iclw
Aerial party.
Zealand are both solidly 13ritislr, and
the Canadian French, tho iglt natural-
ly not enthusiastic about British Im-
perialisnt, find in it snbstarrtial ad
vantages
coul
not be enjoyed. undend r r which
t
United Statesd.
dominance.
A reformer states that if Germany
drank nothing but water she could.
Tay what she owes. And if the Allies'
drank nothing but wator they woulcli
not nod to press the debt.- Atlanta
Constitution.
s1 The death*• citrus fly has made its
,.•,���;,�,; alipoaraltce in Florida, but It is a cone!'
;:,•-^ ' '_".`"""""'" -.K'� fort to know that no ratter what hair -
Betts the orange drink industry will
.,., -.
DO VOtI. {�N.OW Ai 1~yGLlal1MEN HAVE H aUSES OiJtSoHI rat BOTTOM/ Seydiitz tvhic� not be affected one way or the other,
sltows,houses bulit on the toe? (form er'1y the battoln) of• the
ea `etc tit . is rer� --The New Yd Otto
Unusual picture
?vas ,recently ra.secl front Scapt� x!wlow. The men erigagel in sa.,;agiUg' th,.