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HomeMy WebLinkAboutZurich Herald, 1928-11-08, Page 7equine Westinghouse Electric Iron ;Buy Big Ben by the Vacuum (air- tight) fin, which keeps the plugs in the same perfect condition as they were when they left the factory. Chew If your wife has always wanted a genuine West- inghouse Electric Iron, here is your opportunity to obtain a fine one for her, FREE. A "Poker Hand" is attached to every plug of Big 'Ben Chewing'Tobacco. Enjoy this rich, full -flavoured chew --save only ten sets of "Poker Hands "—and the Electric Iron is yours. and Save the "Poker Hands" ay c.N.011. (ON °WIFE! LAUGHTER) BOILED DOWN °'I t:::ought your wife's name was Elizabeth?" "So it is." "Then why do you call her Peggy°". "Short for Pegasa." "What has that to do with it?" "Why, Pegasa is feminine for Pe- gasus." "Well?" "Well, Pegasus steed." "What of that?" "Not so loud! She's in the next room. You see, an immortal steed is an everlasting nag—so there you are." is an immortal NEARER 'THAN THAT Teacher: ."Tommy, where is the Island of Java?" Tommy • "I dunno," Teacher: "Don't you know where most of the. coffee you drink conies from?" Tommy: "Sure. We get most of ours .from ot}r next-door neighbor." The trouble with most men who turn over a new leaf is that they use the loose , leaf system.' 1. Golfer (to, partner) : "Just look at that girl dressed like a man. What are her parents thinking .of, anyway? I think it's disgraceful." ' Partner: ' "That, sir, is my (laugh- ter.' • . - . Golfer: "I beg pardon. I didn't know you were her father.," .Partner: "I'M riot. TM iief mother." The London Hunt and Country Club is widely known for the excellence of its afternoon teas. For sev- eral years this progressive club has used no other tea but Red Rose Orange Pekoe —a blend that leads all others in flavor and full- bodied richness. Put'up only in bright, clean aluminum package. 18EW We admire a baseball player Who has the eye and the nerve to wait for the; right ball. The successful bi:si nese' man does the . same . thing --he lets the bad ones go by. No' Kidding Caught in the west Miramiehi River near the mouth of .he Cains River in New Brunswick in water open to the public, this 46 pound salmon was landed by W. E. (.idler of Kalamazoo,. 'Mich., on the last day of the open season. Canada's Foreign. Office Telling the truth is said to shame the devil. It's also a good way to rum off your friends, Crossing the legs in public is not re- fined, but it puts homely girls on a par with pretty ones. The man who keeps the rural high school lawn looking so pretty de- serves a civic crown of some sort. . . It is getting, to be quite a •job to dump all the . daily campaign dope into the waste basket. The following was found pinned on the door of a deserted shanty in North Ontario "Fore miles from a nabur; twenty-five miles from a postoffice; twenty-five miles from a r. r.; a mile from water; God bless our home, but I'm glad I'm leavin'." If good goods comes in small pack- ages the female I have in mind is a giantess. Manitoba Free Press. • The right of Canada to look after her external af- fairs is as indefeasible as her right to domestic self-government; and the widening exercise of this right will keep pace with the growing need for representation abroad. Out past sys- tem . . has been to demand from the official'. reiiresebtatives' of Great Britain a service which they are not equipped to render`at •the cost of •the British treasury. The sy'::aril is not creditable to us nor fair to the British G;overhihent; and the service Canada receives from it, •--bile better than' we deserve under the circumstances, is not 'what this country requires, nor what its people will demand as Can- ada grows in international import- ance as a trading country and in po- We are a changed people, and even a redheaded boy can attend school without having a fight every day. If the girl says she 'doesn't believe she cares' fora thin;; to.' eat, that means 'the bill won't be over $8.70. POM E • ;Coulee: lass; ' Sees 'lad, Not bad In class: Acts coy; Eyes brown Chic gown, Gets boy. Her date All wet; Won't pet;— Gets. gate. How do you explain the fact that some men grow generous when they have a little Scotch in them? Women are beginning to ride in air- planes, and their first complaint that they can't hear themselves talk. , ar`Nwh4- ptllttmPS ef For Triiddble9 due to Acid INCSIeCSTION ,r,;cib stogy►+ HEARTausA GAStS•HAUSEA 0 C1 tOmac. Excess acid is the common cause of indigestion. 'It results in pain and ,sourness about tw^ hours after eating. The quick corrective is an alkali Which n'eutr'alizes acl& The best cor- rective is Phillips' Milk of Magnesia. It has reiriainevd standard with 1900 - clans in the •50 years since Its inven- tion. nue epoorittil •of Phillips` Milk lot ;bi l,r;i:e�fa neativalizes instantly )1aauy 'Canada ,a Nation" Leo Naxse in the National Review (London). Canada is steadily drift" away from the Mother Country in the economic sense as Mr. Joseph Chamberlain feared It would without a conscious concerted effort to coup, tercet centrifugal forces. The optim- ists of Ottawa imagine that their, country can beeoine a' commercial an- nex of their mighty neiglibor, while retaining her political independence, This is what "Canada a nation" means in tl?err eyes, but all ,history is there to .refute, them, They must make up their minds as to whether they wish to become effective mem- bers of the British Empire, or so many States in the American Union. Our Statesmen must do likewise and 'de- tide, whether they wish to see Canada outside or inside the Empire. A : GR AT PUZZLE TO CAREFUL PARENTS One of the greatest puzzles to the careful parent is to know just what medicine to give the little ones. When the child fails ill with gripping pains; is seized with cold or fever, refuses food or vomits what he has taken, when he cries a great deal and cannot get the sleep so necessary to the growing child, the parent is in a quandry. What is to be done on such occasions . As often as .not there is not a suitable medicine in the house. The puzzle is what to give him to 'set him right quickly. It is to•.meet such emergencies the; !Baby's,- Own Tablets were designed. These pleasant little Tablets quickly reduce, fever, break up .colds, relieve constipation' and indigestion and allay teething pains. They quiet the nerves and: promote restful health -restoring sleep. They are guaranteed abso- lutely harmless and safe for even. the youngest and most delicate baby. Baby's Own Tablets • are sold by medicine dealers or by mail at 25 cents a • box from The Dr. Williams Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont, litical Dom er. TO THE !OTHERS OF ALL PALE GIRLS If Your Daughter Shows Signs of Anaemia a Tonic is Needed. Anaemia is simply a lack of blood. It is one of the most common and at the same time most dangerous trou- bles from, which growing girls suffer. It is common because the blood so often becomes impoverished during development, when girls often over- work and'overstudy. Itis dangerous because of the stealthiness of its approach and because of its tendency to grow steadily worse. Every grow- ing girl , should occasionally take a tonic to ward tiff this insidious trouble. It is because of their powerful action in rebuilding the blood that Dr. Williams', Pink,Pills have .made a world-wide repuation. The case of 'Miss Cla:ite Sullivan, Pincher' :Creek; Alta., aniply proves the value. of this medicine; i Miss Sullivan says. "Dur- ing my sdhool days I suffered a great de^' from} thin and •watery blood. I was continually , weak. ai;d tired;, my; appetite ,was poor, my sleep unrefresh ing and ii was troubled with �iackaches. • To make•matters worse I was attacked times its voltinie in acid. It is harnir less and tasteless and its eaten is quick. You Will never rely on crude methods, never continue tb suffer, when you learn how quickly, how pleasantly this premier method acts. tr Be Please let it show you—now..e the of Unt ec sure to get.the genuine Phillips pother at the church parlors oiFr - outathe one year's production of Magnesia prescribed by physi- day evening. A light lunch willb clans for 40 years in :correcting ex- served .fterwardsr--:owa paper. i was worth nearly $1,000,000,000:" cess •acids. Each bottle contains full .;. dir'ectiolt•5-'--a,imy drugstore, Minard's Liniment for Backache; Barefoot Tropics Earliest Footgear, However, is Traced in Warm • Lands, Such .as Egypt and Irak Washington.—Failing to wear shoes has been against the law in Portugal since October 1. Because of the many adults who have, been in the habit of going barefoot, in the cities as well as in the country districts, the authori- ties, according to dispatches, see diffi- culties in enforcing the new statute. "This unusual law draws attention to the great number of people in the world wh' still go unshod," says a bulletin from the headquarters of the National Geographic Society, "and to the varied kinds of footwear in use from the polar regions to the tropics. The tropical countries are the strong- holds of the great unshod, In Africa, parts of Central America, the north- ern portion of South America and in southern Asia, the majority of the human feet are devoid of covering The Orange Pekoe, at a little extra cost, is extra good is In dean, bright Alurninurrnri "A vain girl considers herself com- plimented when a young doctor tells her she has acute neuritis." 1 Break Colds with Minard's Liniment. We have in England the ridiculous situation of' more and more 'writers determined to write books and more and more people not very anxious to read them.—Hugh Walpole. ht /ill Classified Advertisements RUG. YARN el + PER Por.7ND ur. TWJ NT•y- s' L' .1 t°•) one samples free. Stocking 8a darn uis, Dept. 1, Ori lila Ont. Detour Makes Difference She—"Men are ell alike --whatever you say to them goes In one ear and out the other:" He—"And what is said to a woman goes in one ear and out at the mouth."---Buen Humo. (Madrid). You cannot learn to be a comic; f't is a gift from God.—Sir Harry Lauder. ASH YOUR LOCAL DEALER FOR Canadian Artist's Series Christmas Cards J3ea.utiful Hand -Coloured. Christmas Cards designed by Canada's Leading .A.rtists. Twvelve especially attractive Cards with charming and appropriate sentiments may be purchased at a considerable saving in boxed assort- ments at 50c, $1.O0, and $1.50. Published by RODS & MANN, LIMITED 172 SirncoE ST., TOUONTO ,.- List of "Wanted Inventions and FuII Information Sent Free on Request. THE 13,41ra'SAY CO., Dept. W. 273 Bank St., Ottawa, Ont. ,SOAP* Fragrant, Antiseptic Cleansing and Seaulifyi nn A Preventive For preventing stiffness and further pain from sprains and hurts of any kind use Minard's. hen your ildrenCly for It There is hardly a household that through the seasons and from the , hasn't heard of Castoria ! At least five cradle to the grave. In the cooler !million homes are never without it. If parts of the earth, both rigorous wea-(there are children in your family, ther and the greater activity of the there's almost daily need of its cam - people have made foot -coverings nec-' fort. And any night may find you essary during the winter months at !very thankful th.ere's a bottle, in the house. Just a few drops, and that lean is in the warm regions just out -1 colic or , constipation is relieved; or diarrhoea checked. A vegetable pro-( side the tropics, such as Egypt and duct; a baby remedy meant for young 1 Mesopotamia, that we can trace civil- folks..Castoria is about the only thing ization fartsavs hest into the past. There you have ever heard doctors ,advise the,1 ' e and lower classes could go giving to infants. -Stranger medicines are dangerous to a tiny baby, however conmiortabiy throughout the year with Harmless they may be to grown-ups. out protecting' their feet, but the use Good old Castoria! Remember the of shoes for the upper classes develop- name, and remember to buy it. It may with acute appendicitis and.the oiler- ed at an early date. The primary spare you a sleepless, anxious night. consideration was to protect the bot- It is always ,ready, always safe to ation left me in a very weakened toms of the feet. Therefore, the sen- use; in emergencies, or for everyday dal was the first type of shoe to be night that Baby becomes fretful„ or invented. It was merely a flat piece nightrestless. Castoriaaby was never moreo of some protective material bound state. My Mother, learning of the value of Dr. Williams' Pink Pi11s, had' me take them and after using them for seine time I can say the result was simply wonderful, as they corn - difficult to obtain both in the Nile ! pletely restored my health, and now and in the Tigris Euphrates Valleys, when opportunity occurs I always sandals of crudely plaited straw and reeds were first used. Later the Egyp- tians made sandals and light shoes of beautiful workmanship from leather and kid. "In Palestine the ancient Hebrews wore sandals made of a heavy piece of leather, of cloth, or, less frequently, of wood. A few of the latter, for rough use, were shod with iron. The Greeks and Romans, starting with a simple sandal, improved on it in time by adding edges which turned up along the thongs passed over the top of the foot and around the ankle, foreshadow- ine the closed shoe The thongs be - ailments. Any hour of the day cr popular with mothers than it is today, loosely to the foot Since wood was Every druggist has it, recommend these pills to weak, pale girls suffering as I did." You can get the pills from your druggist, or by mail at 50 cents a box from The Dr. Williams Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. Britain Building 20 Times As Many Ships as America London—American competition shipbuilding; the greatest menace to British supremacy between 1916 and 1920, has now ceased to exist, in the opinion of British investors. With a general depression, which carne sheets -of leather a:nd shoes and. makes it a real trial of competitive boots were born in Europe, strength, England is building, twenty "In central and northern Europe the times a smany oceanzgoing vessels as cold winters made it necessary, of the United States and 50 per cent More.,. than all Contire.ntai countries put together. Within the last few Weeks British Grass was stuffed in under the soles shipbuilders have obtained contracts of the feet and around them to acid from the United States, Norway, warmth. Later, well•made boots of ' Sweden, France, Spain, Canada, leather replaced this crude footwear. Argentina and Chili. :One firm on the "The greatest single factor in the Tyne has booked the biggest order development' of modern shoes was the on record,, that of ten ships for invention of shoenaaking machinery. Canada.•American inventors were first in this., .;. field and, as a result, the United Appetizer States leads the world in shoe produc- 'T'he young people, of the p'hst ;Bap tion.: In 1926 more than 324,000,000 ill have a little net -tow 'pairs of boots and ,in st Church w shoes were turned course, to cover the feet and legs when oat -of -doors. In early times, crude seeks of skins were made. WO AN SO SICK COULD NOT WORK Helped by Taking Lydia E. Pink - ham's Vegetable Compound Grainland, Sask.---"I am glad that • I heard of that good Lydia E. Pink- s medicine and inksmedicineand I will not be with- out it again. I was so sick that I could not work at all and could not sew on the machine. Mir aunt told me of Lydia E. Fink - ham's Vegetable Compoundandnow I am telling all of gofriends how d it is and I will ,answer all letters I get from women." —MEs.11MAny SclIULTIEES, Grainland, Sask.. ISSUE No. 44—'28 ,sae DON'T D K 14 L \,. Improves Hearing, . 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Why not you? The price is $1.25. Leonard Ear Oil is for sale at Druggists, or direct postpaid upon receipt of price. interesting Maw. sent on request A. Q. Leonard, Inc., 70 Fifth Ave" New York