Zurich Herald, 1928-05-03, Page 7OWL
LAFF5
ay
CON. L.
(ON WITH LAUD ITER)
Of the high coat of living Ibear men
complain
I cannot refrain from replying:
("It Is still somewhat cheaper on earth
t0 remain,
Far just think of the high cost of
tiering."
If a man will talk:, you can elm bane
gip quicklr.
*Johnnie Rapp gazed delightetdly at
'his stunning date. as she gracefully
(descended the stairway, Isis heart
beat violently as he realized that all
thls beauty was his. Charmingly, she
stood before him and whispered,
"How do I look, dearest?"
, "Sweetheart," he murmured, as he
took her in his arms, "you look mighty
good to me,"
"Don't let your impressions mislead
''ou," she breathed, snuggling closer.
Jim—"Knowledge 4s better than
wealth."
Tom—"Yes, I know, but I'd rather
have the inferior article."
"A forty -dollar saddle on a twenty;
dollar hors" looked silly; and that
may explain why a college boy doesn't
wear a hat.
If a fellow stays more than ten, min
Utes in a phone booth while others
are waiting he deserves the wrong
numbers he gets.
Their Strange Habits.
Spring, summer, autumn and winter
more or less come and go every
year,
Not only in Springfield, Massachusetts
but all over the country, we
hear
--Springfield, Mass., Union.
Spring, summer, autumn and winter
come each year to practically
all of the States.
But out here in Newark, Ohio, we now
and then feel that they have
mixed their dates.
—Newark, Ohio, Advocate.
Spring, summer, autumn and winter
came by and visit us every year
as a rule,
And we say without fear of successful
contradiction the Iatter part of
June is quite cool.
"Is Edna dumb?"
"Is she dumb? She tried to slap the
doctor when he told her she had
,scute dyspepsia."
An angry denial is often a confes-
sion of guilt.
Customer—"Krell, it looks like rain.'
Milkman—"Mebbe so, but it's milk."
No, Maude, if you doubt a woman's
judgment, just look at some of the
husbands they pick.
Once on a time a minister told a
story like this: "On one occasion I
preached to a eongrepation where
there were fifty-seven women and
four men present. This was a prayer
meeting. On another occasion I
preaehed to 326 mennand three women
--this was in the state penitentiary."
Don't Make aToy
Out of Baby)
-Babies HaveNerves
Dy RUTH 1312,IT'LAIN
Muck of the nervousnese in older
children can be traced' to the over-
stimulation during infancy, caused by
regarding baby as a sort of animated
toy for the amusement of parents, re-
latives and friends. Baby may be
played with, but not for more than a
quarter of .an hour to an hour daily.
Beyond that, being handled, tickled,
caused to laugh or even scream, will
sometimes result in vomiting, and in
variably causes irritability, crying or
s eepiesstress.
Fretfulness, crying and sleepless-
ness from this cause can easily be
avoided by treating baby evith more
consideration, but when you just can't
see what is making baby restless or
Upset, better give him a few drops of
pure, harmless Castello,. It's amaz-
Ing to see how quickly it calms baby's
nerves and sootbee llirq to sleep; yet
)l &oloteins no t1i-oo Oa' *plated•: re iq
purely vegetable—the recipe lq on the l
wrapped. Leading pligeicians prescribe.
it for colic, cholera, diarrhea, t:onstipa-'
Con, gas en stomach and bowels,
feverishness, lose of sleep and all other
"upsets" of babyhood. Over 25 million
bottles used a year shores its over-
`whelming gioentiit12tq,
,,With •elicit bottle of Castorate yoit
het t hdeok on Motherhood, worth its
weight in gold. Look. for Chas. H.
.+letchr,r's signature oil the ,acicage
so you'll get genuine Castori,'h. Ther'e
artt many imitations.
ISSUE No. 17--•''28
NEW STRENGTH FOR
WEAK STOMACHS
Indigestion Disappears When the
Blood is Enriched
The most urgent need of all who
Puffer from any form of indigestion is
a tonic to enrich the blood, Pain and
distress after eating is the way the
stomach shows that it Is too weak to
perform the work of digesting the
food it takes. New strength is given
to weak stomachs by Dr. Wilifame'
Pink Pills because they purify and en-
rich the blood. This accounts for the
speedy relief in stomach disorders
that foIlowe the use of this medicine.
The value of this medicine in cases of
indigestion Is shown by the case of
Mrs. George W. Johnson, Lequille,
N,S„ who says: --"I have no hesita-
tion in recommending Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills. I was greatly distressed
with indigestion, Always after eating
I suffered from pains in the stomach
and other distressing symptoms, • I
tried different remedies, but -without
getting relief. I was advised by a
friend to try Dr. Williams' Pink Pills,
which I readily did, and I am feeling
very grateful ever since to the person
who gave me the advice. The very
first box helped me and before I had
taken a half dozen boxes I was re-
stored to 'my former good health and
all traces of this distressing trouble
disappeared. It Is now about a year
since I took the pills, and I have not
been troubled with indigestion since.
I have taken every occasion to recom-
mend Dr. Williams' Pink Pills to those
in need of a medicine and shall con-
tinue to do so."
A little booklet, "What to Eat and
How to Eat," will be sent free to any-
one asking for it. You can get the
pills from any medicine dealer or by
mail at 50e a box from The Dr. Wil-
liams' Medicine Co., Brockvills, Ont.
16 Rules of Health?
1—Ventilate every: room you occupy.
2 ---Wear light, loose and porous
clothes.
3—Seek out-oi-door occupations and
recreations.
4—Sleep out-of-doors if you can.
5—Avoid overeating and overweight.
6—Avoid excess of high protein foods,
each as meat, fresh foods, eggs;.
also excess"of salt and highly -sea
soned foods.
7—Eat some hard, some bulky, some
raw foods daily.
8—Eat slowly and taste your food.
9—Use sufficient water internally
. and externally.
10 -Secure thorough intestinal elimin-
ation daily.
11—Stand, sit and -walk erect.
12—Do not allow poisons and infec-
tions to enter tbe body.
13—Keep Vb'e teeth, gums and tongue
clean.
14—Work, play, rest,
moderation.
15— 3reathe deeply; take deep -breath-
ing exercises sveral times a day.
16—Keep serene and whole -hearted,
Lord Dewar, speaking at the ban-
quet of the Knigibts of the Round
Table Club, in London, said: Every
day is a leap year day when you are
crossing a one -wary street. Respect-
ability is the state of never being
caught doing anything which is pleas-
ure. A man's reputation is that which
is not found out about him. The man
to -day who wakes up and finds Lim -
self rich is the prize fighter.
•
Many a man who wouldn't take "no"
for an answer is writing cheques for
alimony.
and sleep in
The Lowest
Priced Mixer
in Canada
Write for free °de-
scriptive folder 111,
or catalog showing
complete line of
alareer sizes. S0
rantfor
Wonder'Cancrete Mixer
Q0OLD, SHAPLEY da -sdg1R CO. Ltd.
Brantford - Oat.
An kips gaily Skin
Needs This s Cir rective
"It a working marvels with me," wrote
a grateful man who, suffering from pain-
ful and disfiguring eczema, got complete
relief, and regai»ed it clear ,and healthy,
skint by. using TRU--BLOOD.
As its name implies, TRU-BLOOD is to
true blood tonic. It removes the underly-
ing cause of eczema, pimples, blackheads,
itching rashes, boils, carbuncles and every
other skin trouble .due to impure or
impoverished 'blood.
So many have benefitted from taking
,t U >'
.�� ,�bLeen; yv"or st,ouid try its Get k
'Ia..,.,u. ,.d...., uv ,yUUA UCUbg19t s LOUity, ...._
Prove, for yourself, its worth.
13ttckley's OINTMENT i5 highly re-
commended for speedlhg up the healing
and softening of the skin, TRU-BLOOD
drives out the poisons --the ointment
seals magically. Try the Combination,
treatment,
1nrnstheFl oct
rat,
eci
'3Ow Skin
Norwegians Aid Canada's Development
1. A group of Norwegians' photographed
after having spent a few years In Canada.
2. Young .girt dressed in the costume
typical of her native country.
By introducing into Canada such1vin-
ter sport talent as that of the Nelson
brothers in ski-jumping, and others in
figure skating, Norwegians have won.
much favor and esteem in the eyes of
Canadians.
Nets Nelsen, C.P.R. brakeman,
created a world's record !n 1925 at
Revelstoke, B.C., in making a success-
ful leap down themountain side of
240 feet, a distance that has not yet
been surpassed. His brother, Ivind
Nelsen, created the record for the
Quebec jump this winter in making
114 feet, a• highly creditable perform-
ance on- that particular jump.
At Banff and Quebec and other win-
tetr sport centres in Canada, Nor-
wegians, as amateurs and profession-
als, have contributed much to native
figure skating talent. They have un-
doubtedly shared in the training ,of
the outstanding Canadian skaters,
many of whom have won great distinc-
tion in international and world com-
petitions.
Out of Canada's population of 9,-
600,000
;
600,000 roughly 69,000 are of Norwe-
gian origin, The annual average in-
flux of immigrants from Norwegian
ports is 6,000, the majority travelling
by Canadian Pacific ships to Quebec
and Montreal in the summer, and St.
John, N.B,,.in the winter: These ves-
sels are splendidly equipped for this
purpose and carry as many as 900
immigrant passengers •at a time, cOn-
siderahly exceeding the capacity of
other. lines,
The settlers travel from Oslo and
Christiania by the weekly service
maintained by the Elleman Wilson
Steamship Line to Hull, across Eng-
land by the London and North East-
ern Railway, and embark at Liverpool.
Special C.P.R. trains run from Quebec
through to Winnipeg for distribution
of the immigrants throughout western
Canada.
The Canadian Pacific maintains
agencies for the service of prospec-
tive Norwegian immigrants at Aale-
sund, Bergen, Oslo, Stavanger and
Trondhjem.
Had Words With Him, Too.,
1st Stude—"How do you and the
professor of philology get on to•
gether"?"
2nd Ditto—"All right, I guess; but
I've had a good many words with him
too.
_ 2
100,000 See Rangers
Win Scottish Cup
Celtics Beaten, 4 to 0, in Soc-
cer Final Before Record
Crowd in Glasgow
First Half is Scoreless
But Victors Open Relentless
Drive in Second Half and
Overwhelm Rivals
Glasgow, Scotland.—The Glasgow
Rangers won the Scottish football As-
sociation Cup, defeating the Celtics of
Glasgow, 4 to 0, on Saturday, April 14.
April 14th.
The match was played at Hampden
Park in fine cold weather and was at-
tended by a record crowd for a Scot-
tish dies tie of 100,000 persons. Many
fans were unable to gain admittance
to the grounds, the gates of which
were closed well before the start.
All the Rangers' gdals were scored
in the last half, when they took ad-
vantage of the strong wind. In the
previous half Celtic's efforts were all
unavailing despite the aid of the
wind, though on several occasions
they missed scoring by the narrowest
of margins,
In the second half, however, the
Rangers removed all indecision with
a violent offensive which resulted in
the first goal by Meiklejohn. A fine
shot by Fleming accounted for the
second and Archibald scored the third
after a brilliant solo effort. Archibald
scored the fourth after Cunningham
cleared the way. ••
After this ,the Rangers dropped
back and presented an impregnable
defence to the frantic efforts of the
Celtics.
Mud Baths Save Horse,
Victim of Rheumatism
Da. c, Prance. ---A course of mud
baths saved Grillemont, one of
France's great racehorses, fresh the
slaughter hawse,
Eight months ago Grillemont was
so stricken with rheumatism that his
owrleer, as a humanitarian measure,
considered destroying him. As a last
resort he decided to try on his horse
what doctors were advocating for hu-
mans, and Grillemont for weeks on orad
patiently suffered hintself to be plan a forced 'Franco. -German economic col-
ter
Wadi hot innd anti steaming1aboratloii: It Is of a compulsorycharacter, and should, ould, when possible,
Now, say the veterinarians, he has be abandoned.
completely recovered, and to cele- Nevertheless, M. Laurent, though
brate his return to health won a fast regarded as advanced, argues strongly
race over a mile and a half Cour ae. S'e against any abolition of reparations,
outstanding; was his performance that
the governirient stub at Gelos, in the
department of I3asses-Prenees, bought
him at aucti;ai1 for 600,000 francs
($24,000),
WHY TORTURE
THE LITTLE ONES
Mothers, do you think it fair to tor-
tureyour little ones by forcing them.
to take ill -tasting oils when they need
a laxative medicine Don't you find
that the child's dread of these medi-
cines often do more harm than good?
Baby's Own Tablets are the mod-
ern substitute for these nauseous
doses. They are the very medicine
the child requires and are so pleasant
to take that they are as easy to admin-
ister as a glass of water. They are
the perfect remedy for all the minor
ailments of little ones, being absolute-
ly guaranteed free from Injurious
drugs.
Baby's Own Tablets accomplish all
that castor oil and other bad -tasting
remedies can do. In fact they accom-
ij,Iish more as they do not leave the
child exhausted from its struggle
against taking medicine, They re-
lieve teething pains, banish indiges-
tion and constipation, break up colds
and simple fevers and promote health-
ful, refreshing sleep. They are sold
by medicine dealers or by mail at 25c
a box from The Dr. Williams' Medi-
cine Co., Brockville, Ont.
Franca -German
Collaboration
Factor in Peace
M. Laurent Tells of Gigantic
Enterprises Which French
People Have Begun
Parts—The Franco-German econom-�
is collaboration ha salready produced
astonishing results. In consequence
of the German payments in kind and
cash France has been encouraged to
begin gigantic enterprises which other
wise would have remained untouched.
Therefore, though it is true that
France was compelled largely to
Mance the reconstruction of the
northern regions, nevertheless other
work was undertaken only because of
German aid. So declares the Labor
leader, Marcel Laurent.
Big national schemes are due • to
this contribution, not because the con-
tribution covers the costs but because
it stimulates and forces the authori-
ties to prepare plans. Thus it is
pointed out that vast port improve-
ments •have now begun at Dunkirk,
Boulogne, LeHavvre, St. Nazaire, and
Larochello and plans are drawn up
Lor improvements at Marseilles. Hy-
dro -electric works have been erected
ou many waterways, notably on the
canal from Strassburg to Basle and
on the River Tr'uyel'e.
M. Laurent further enumerates the
electrical works established by 'water-
falls in the Alps and the electrifica-
tion of railways in . the south. Paris
itself benefits by far-reaching housing
schemes. The colonies, especialli in
North Africa, also share in this extra-
ordinary awakening of official enter-
prise.
It would not have been possible, as-
serts M. Laurent, had there not been
If husbands went every place their
wives told there to go there would be
fewer divorces but *.hero widows,'
because it is reparations which have
transformed France, and by a curious
paradox have hastened the li'ranco-
Gerinan political as Well as economic
rapprochement, which is a condition
of European peace.
Minard's Liniment far ilaekache.
',generally leone
Larie Appeeraneb
They keep it clean
Inside and prevent,
wear an running -
boards.
Ask Your Automobile Peeler to show
you the New Models or write for list.
SulyJ Toronto, Canada.
Brass Founds Ltd. 2388 Dundas fit. west
Our Mother
(Mother's Day, May 13th)
Who waits upon us night and day,
And meets us with a smile;
Who soothes :tile, hurts we get at play,
And sings to us the while.
Our Mother.
Who sews the buttons on our clothes,
And smoothes out every wrong;
Who makes us soon forget our woes
By singing some sweet song,
Our Mother.
And when we're cross and things look
blue,
And the world seems upside down;
Who wipes away our bitter tears,
And kisses away our frown,
Our Mother.
And when we have so many cares
That It seems we cannot rest,
To whom do we go for comfort
But to her whom we all Iove best,
Our Mother.
And when her span of life is spent
And her cares all laid aside,
We know she has earned a great re-
ward
And always will with Hine abide,
Use Minard's Liniment for Corns.
Explains Why
Whales Sink
Some Survive Thrust Only to
Be Drowned Later
Classified Advertisements
13 OY'iS—RANI] ']SOUR OWN r i-
NESS --earn big bonuses. WritA
bLandard Company, Box 501, Toronto.
1110YTNG 4.1113 ISTOTfAGE.
HL TIM. MOVI011—PIONEE$. Dig-
TANOn movers of Canada. Largest
speedy padded vans, New Equipment,
latest methods. Two experienced men
every trip, All Ioads insured. Beyond
compare for skill and care, 13efore you
move, write In; or wire and reverse the
charges. Bead office Hamilton. Ontario.
Canada. Hill the Mover.
TYPE WSITBIZi5---CHEAP.
UIJ CAN BUY A N.'G+'VEr UNDER,
WOOD for $5 a month, Write for
Booklet on "'Little Underwood' for the
home—fifty-five dollars; Underwood, 135
Victoria Street, Toronto.
13O15 Q17.613GXT1r CLASS A WXXCES
Prom healthy heavy layers of large eggs..
S.C. English White Leghorns, Anoonas,
Rocks, " meds and Assorted chicks at
reasonable prices. Also pullets, No
money down. Pay full amount ten days
before chicks are shipped or C.O.D.
Special discounts. 100 pen' cent, live de -
t livery postpaid. Catalogue free.
nos Hatchery, Feeland, Mich., R. No. 20.
tT ADIBS WANTED—TO DQ PLAIN
.D..1 and light seyting, at home, whole
or spare time; ge6ed pay; work sent any
distance, charged paid. Send stamp for
particulars. National Manufacturing
Co., Montreal:
Some whales when harpooned float, ;
and others sink. Robert W. Gray
gives an explanation of this peculiar
fact in a letter to "Nature." '',-hales
struck or harpooned with the hand
harpoon or with the simple gun har-
poon rarely die at once, but survive,
and after descending to a great depth •
return to the surface, when they are
again attacked with harpoons, being
finally dispatehed with whale lances;
a few, however, of those that survive
and descend fail to return to the sur-
face and are drowned:." A whale
must come to the surface to breathe,.
and if it has not strength enough left
to do so its lungs fill with water and
it is no longer able to float as it, would
do if its lungs were filled with air.
The chilly season's almost through,
But winter finds it hard to die,
So when you bid the snow adieu
Say au revoir, but not goodby.
There Is a limit to everything. No
airplane can fly so high that it doesn't
have to come back to the ground for
gasoline.
Corrugated iron
ASK FOR
WHEELER & B A I N
"Council Standard"
A thick, even, .heavy spread of
galvanizing over every inch of sur-
face. Deep corrugations. Agencies
still open in some focalities.
Write us, stating size of
barn you want to cover.
WE PAY FREIGHT
WHEELER & BAIN, LIMITED
Dept. W, 108 George St.. Toronto 2
Ed se-Hoidind Saws
Fust Eost9-Cut€in8
'MON k!i
SAWS
Guaranteed because made
from our own steel
SIMONDS CANADA SAW CO. 1.1134
MONTREAL
VANCOUVER, r3T.JOHN,N.D.i
TORONTO
• Romantic Young Thing—"When I
come out on the front after dinner and
gaze at the moonlit sea, I feel too full
for words." Practical Youth—"You
wouldn't feel like that if you stayed at
our boarding house."
Our breeders are bred for high
egg production. Whitt, Brown
and eu$' Leghorn, Barred and
white Racks, R.1. Reds, Arr
conga. Buff Oreingwns. Whits
Wyandottes^ O c and up. 100%,
live delivery guaranteed. Write
today for FREE CHICK ROOK.
ICHWEdLER'S HATCHERY.. soen,,w11tti.
Spread Minard's Liniment
mixed with sweet all, on brown
paper, and cover injured parts.
Soothes and heals rapidly.
WO ACOUL4,
HAEIDLY VIA.t
Mrs. Horn `fells how Lydia. E.
Pinklaarn's'Vegetable wt, :an.sn:,d
Restored Her Health
Hamilton.Ont.—"I have tal.en Lyria
E. Pinkhann's Ve etable Compound.
and would not be
without it now.
I had a female
trouble so badly I
could hardly waiic
and I was all run- •
down and c ou l d
hardly get around
to do my hou'e-
work.. I would ba
1 in bed t li r e e or
four days at a
time. 1 was told
by a friend to try
your Vegetable Compound. I did, and
by the time I tool: two bottles I was
beginning to get around again. I took
ten bottles in all, and now I am all
right again and doing my own work.
I have six grown-ups to work for, so
1 have plenty to do. I. also used Lydia
E. Pinkham's Sanative Wash, and I
think it is good. But I owe my health
to the Vegetable Compound, and is
think if more of it was used women
would be better off. I would not be
without it if it cost much more."—
Mrs. NELLIE JAMESON, 805 East Can-
non Street Hamilton, Ontario.
Do you feel broken down, nervous,
and weak sometimes? Lydia E. Pink -
ham's Vegetable Compound is excel-
lent to take at such a time. It always:
helps, and if taken regularly and per-'
sistently, will relieve this condition. a j
Many people, two hours after eating,
suffer Indigestion as they call it, It
is usually excess acid. Correct it with
an . alkali, The best way, the quick,
harmless and efflelent way, is Phillips'
Milk of Magnesia. It has remained
„tor 50 years the standard with ptysi.
culls. 011e spoonful in water nett.
tralizes many timeM Its volume in
u The
stomach acids, and at once.
symptoms disappear in five minutes,
utes.
You wll ne'yer 40 uracil axil,
when you kuow this better Mt
And you wilt Clever suitor from 02041
acid when You prove ou. this ss
list, Please ao thainefor^ sots
Bake -nowt
be sure to got the genuine move;
Milk of 11141 uesie prescribed by pips.
clans for GO roars In correathig incest
acids. Vlach bottle contains tall di•
rections--any, drugstore,