Zurich Herald, 1928-04-05, Page 7ATENTS
List of "Wanted Inventionse•
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on Rawest,
W] E RA1pMSAY CQ.. Dept. W,
873 Bank St., Ottawa, gene,
MOTOR TRUCKS
FOR SALE
Year Choice of Light and Heavy
Duty Motor Trucks at Very Low
Prices, Consisttng of
4 internationals --1/2 to 21,4,ton,
3 G,M.C,-=K,41.
10 Ruggles -1 to 21/2 ton.
A nurrlber of Fords—Stake Bodies,
Write us and we will give you full
de$Criptioti and prices. All trucks
guaranteed to be as we represent
them, We can arrange I112ancing on
G.M.A,(', terms.
General Motor's.Pro acts of
Carkack , Liniited
208 SPADINA AVE., TORONTO.
TRinity 8743 Tei ity 8744
Does thework ofalamer,
snore costly machin".
constructed, serviceable,
will last a lifetime.
Mr
Wonde "'Concrete Mixer
The New Brantford Wonder Mixer
sells ataprice so low that roifarmer can
afford to mix concrete, mortar, seed
grain, fertitiz:,r, feed, etc. by ki rC-
Write for descriptive folder No IC
GOOL11, SHAPLEY. 1UIR C4.Lt:1.
Brantford - Ont. `d
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Grade Holstein Heifers
Client wants to purchase now
fifty grade heifers due to freshen in
Autumn. that have you to offer
and what Is your price.
R. E. C U ill N •
7 ADELAIDE ST. W., TORONTO
" d.w " Shown §2. 'k: a4t�13
Brttsie:is-.-Tire ettv ', iliza "Dawn"
was sl own in the ]a.;; s, rnc�t ::.-pic-
ture house in I;lu .e:Ia. Theee thou-
sand persons crowded into the thea-
tre, M. Cornoy, Miniefee of the Inter-
ior, and the fernier 1'Ul'i'ign Minister,
Emile Venders -chic, being among the
numbers.
On fishing trips take Minard's.
Time to Retire.
"Freddy hasn't been out at night.or
played poker for three weeks."
"Turned over a new leaf?"
"No; turned over a new ear."
The Soviet policy is said to be mov-
ing toward theLeft. We've never
known it to turn to the right.
The BABY
No another au this enlightened age
.Would give her baby something she
did not know was perfectly harmless,
especially when a few drops of plain
Castoria will right a baby's stomach
and end almost any little i11. Fretful-
ness and fever, too; it seems no time
until everything is serene. •
That's the beauty of Castoria; its
gentle influence seems just what is
peeded. It does all that castor oil
Might accomplish, without shock to
the system. Without the evil taste.
Xt's delicious! Being purely vege-
table, you can give it as often as
there's a sign of colic; constipation;
diarrhea; or need to aid sound, natur,
al sleep,
x Just one warning: it is genuine
Pletcher's Castoria that physicians
recommend. Other preparations may
be just as free from all doubtful
drugs, hit no child of this writer's is
boing to test them! Besides, the
ook on care and feeding of babies
that comes with Fletcher's Castoria
is worth ita weight in gold.
eaeamesamereeseeleeteeteemeeestos
Children Crfor
er
c„lrvt l"..
�rN.
(ON WITH 4AUQSHTER)
Critic—"you have made your hero
too hot-headed, Inn afraid,"
Budding Author — "How do you
mean?" '
"Well, he has a lantern jaw to be-
gin with. And so his •whole face' lit
up! His cheeks flamed, and he gave
a burning glance, and then, blazing
With wrath and boiling with rage, he
,admiuietered a scorching rebuke."
Parent,
5 aro. not always' carofal
about who kisses the girls when they
are babies, but when they grow up
some of them are even more careless
about that than their parents were,
Mary hail a Iittle goat,
The goat had halitosis,
And every place that Mary went
The people held their noses.
In the spring a young's man's fancy
fondly turns out schemes to loaf.
Puzzle: Find the easy in easy pay-
ments.
Speaking of degradation, -think of
the pttnrli bowl converted into an ac-
quariunr for gold fish.
Their Good Work.
The wild flowers blooming all around
')'ern dezp.,rateIy tryfn'
To clover up with reliance •
Th,: piaky dandelion.
Thoughts.
Anger is an explosion in the human
boiler, and who ever knew are exp]o-
sioll to do a boiler any good?
The man who c•an be stopped isn't
going anywhere.
The man who can't work without
a mono about hard work over Ills
desk won't work hard with one.
It's taking the "1" out of "shirk"
and pltt.tii g the "will" into "wiliitig-
ness" that locates the "we" in
wvezliil.
Science has done practically every -
+h' for the ilreldcrn home but mane
a home of it.
Ther mau who lerene the reread
driving a Mock car from coot t+) `'
t
co'rt probably was locating for a plum
to park,
The ;aft est. job would be that of
pitblic-yty Alan for Benito ntussoliti.
'etre awaken in others the same at-
titude of aril el that we hold toward
them.
In ethics you cannot better the
golden rule. •
Most men who have succeeded are
men who have chosen one line and
stuck to it.—Andrew Carnegie.
To have -a share in the company's
progress to -day is to draw dividends
from its resources to -morrow.
Some people wash their faces
Each morning in the sink;
i lee a drinking fountain
And do it while I drink.
Raising the Ante.
The auctioneer, who had been whis-
pering excitedly to a man in his audi-
ence, held up a hand for silence,
"I wish to announce," he said, "that
a gentleman here has had the misfor-
tune to lose a wallet containing five
hundred pounds. He tells me that a
reward of twenty-five 'pounds will be
given to any one returning it"
After a silence a man in the crowd
shouted: "I'll give thirty poundsl"
Any flyer who has 110,000,000 with
hint in justified in saying "We."
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Look out. It may be kidneys.
Try Warner's Safe Kidney
and Liver Remedy
"Yes," gays the kindly doctor, "you
need a ntianulant diuretic." And for morn
than 50 years the beet known comedy in
tine otaaa has been wilarnor'u Safe gin.
ney and Livor Remedy, (31•41aa1iy a
phywioian'q prescription, rondo of Zia.
titre's herbs.
Safe, of Oourer so. lout bottthan that,
it 'helps to preserve your most procious
asset, your health. Gently it stimulates
kidneys and liver to do their work of
cleaning out body poisons. With your
brood-stroant cleansed. and all organs
Ifnnotioning as they should, you awako
from a sound 'night' steep refroshed,
iuvigoratoR,
ostrong.
ureyo rcicaLifo takeYosur °Lit
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London Welcomes
Afghan King
Old City Picturesque in Wel-
come to King and Queen
of Afghanistan
London—King Aneanullah of Af-
ghanistan has arrived with the Queep
and their oriental retinue, amidpic-
turesque scenes of welcome, reflect-
ing alike the importance of the dynas.'
ty in Asiatic affairs and British popu-
lar app•ecation of the romance of the
mot:ar'e/I's•: life—brought up with a
twentieth century education in a
land of medieval barbarity,.
The tour is regarded here as a
courageous attempt Of the young
King to fortify the efforts for'12is peo-
ple's advance toward western ,civiliza-
tion by gathering' first-hand labour-
edge, as was done by Peter the Great
of Russia two centuries ago. It is
recognized tba'l both in quitting the
mountain: fastnesses and adopting
European habits himself be is defying
the reactionary mullahs, who still
wield an incalculable infiuenoe• among
the tribal peoples he rules,'
It is hoped, nevertheless, that the
fine blend of Haran -al -Rashid and
Mussilini characteristics be presents
may bring him safely through.
The Times says: "That his plans
may continue to be conceived and
executed with prudence, but also
with the broad spirit of enlighten-
ment to which ins v;sit in the West
beers new and striking. evidence, is
th,, wish and hcrpe of his neighbors
in India, and his hosts on British
The Manchester Guardian says Af
sh rui:titan "can lee either ..a bridge
i tw- en Eust and West, a factor in
uniting the: civilized world, or the
paarbead of an Asiatic offensive
against Europe." It adds: "The
decision will largely lie in the hands
of the men, whom _the convulsions
and revolutions of recent years
brought.;, to_ the. leadership of their
peoples. If they are convinced' that
the_. -policy, of Ennene—ante Europe
means largely this country—is peace
end co-operation, Instead of expane
son and c i)lo to ion, elle world will
be spread a .I nee period of unrest
and • dallgee."
AVOID T. PAINS
OF RHEUMATISM
This Trouble . Comes Through
Weak, Watery Blood
Many ny people suffer rheumatic Pains
that could be avoided by building up
the •blood', Rheumatism comes with
thin, Watery Blood, and can only be
driven out of the system by enriching
and purifying the blood, To make
rich, red blood leo medicine ecivals Dr.
Williams' Pink Pills. "•'These 'pills .ac
Panty make new blood, driving out all
poisonous secretions ,and creating a
condition of robust health. Thous-
ands of rheumatic sufferers can tes-
tify to the value of Dr. Willie/xis' Pink
Pills: Among them is Mr. Jos. A, Tul-
ly, 33obcaygeon, Ont., who says:—
"As a worker in the woods for years
I was exposed to all kinds Orrough
wintry weather. The result was that
I was finally laid up with rheumatism.
I could hardly stir, and was confined
to bed. Medicine seemed to have lit-
tle or no effect and the hest encour-
agenient the doctor gave nee was that
with the coming of warm weather I
would be better, But instead of get-
ting better, I grew worse. My joints
were badly swollen, and my Legs so
stiff they would hardly support my
body. At this stage I read that Dr.
Williams' Pink i';lis were recommend-
ed for rheumatism and derided to -try
then]. The results were beyond my
expectations, af:.er a few weeks the
swelliug had dieepocared and the :tiff
ness gradually n -,re away, and much
eoonrr then I expected all traces of
rhethh ttirin Ih td clisall aeered, The
next wiener wattle I went into the
wood I took a 'amply of Dr. Williams'
Piuit Pills with me, and they kept me
in the best of condition. My experi-
ence should give e n ooragemeut to
Other rheumatic sufferers."
You eau get these pills through any
'dealer in medicine, or by mail at 50c
a box from The Dr. Williams' Medi -
eine no., Broekvilie, Out.
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Att.)
'7g n'Fy
fo>l t 1 ` 1
c
1 1 f;3
{9t
'aryq t „ 1_i ,Ti•�'i
$' E? c Ether the Newborn Babe or
the Growing Child.
There is no other medicine to equal
Baby's Own Tablets for little ones—
whether it be for the new born babe
or the growing child the Tablets al-
ways do good. They are absolutely
free from opiates or other harmful
drugs and the mother can always feel
safe in using
Concerning the Tablets, Mrs. • John
Armour, R.R. 1, South Monaghan,
Ont., says:—"We have three fine,
healthy children, to whom, when a
medicine is needed, we have given
only Baby's Own Tablets. The Tab-
lets are the best medicine you can
keep in any home where there are
young children."
Baby's Own Tablets are a mild but
thorough laxative which regulate the
stomach and bowels; banish constipa-
tion and indigestion; break up colds
and simple fever and make teething
easy. They are sold by medicine deal-
ers or direct by mail at 25 cents a box
from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co,
Brockville, Ont.
Try a Beanshootcr.
Clerk—"Did you get rid of any
moths with those moth -balls you
bought?"
Mrs. Dun—"No, I tried for five
hours, but I couldn't hit a one."
Somebody suggests that the Army
could enforce Prohibition. Always
figuring out some scheme to stimulate
recruiting.
A scientist says the vocal cords of
a woman use Less energy in talking
than a man's. It would seen that
talk always follows the line of least
resistance.
. r i offritrA
and Pneumonia
Neglected bronchial colds are dan-
gerous. Stop them instdntly With
iaEuekley's Mixture, Its action in re-
lieving the cough and clearing the
tubes is amazingly swift --and sure.
All druggists sell "Buckley's" under
positive guarantee. Buy a bottle
today, and be safe.
BUNV. A. Buckley, Limited,
111 Mutual St., Toronto 2
CKLREY
5x2 Acta Ata flash
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Out drop Costs
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•
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D. W. GUNN, urtt,,
20b Vitae Ave.?' Toronto, 'on
istue No. 13—'28
el
"My doctor told me it was only my
strong constitution that pulled me
through."
"He shouldn't send yen a bill then."
Is Your Lightning • Appetite
Satisfactory?
Row are you fixed for Iightning?
The. General Electrtic Company has
perfected a machine which makes it
possible to produce, wrap up and de-
liver 3,600,000 volts of lightning. This
is a lot of lightning, much more than
the average man can use, but the
company soon may be able to turn it
out in any sizes ordered.
* * *
Lightning bolts to suit any taste are
in the. offing. The wizards of the elec-
tric world are out to bring lightning
within the reach of all. In another
year or two no lover of good lightning
will have any reason to complain that
his requirements are unsatisfied.
* *
It won't be long now before the
General EIectric Company and West-
inghouse will be co-operating in a spe-
cial combination offer of a radio out-
fit, a telephone machine, radio movies
and fifty bolts of genuine lightning for.
a three year subscription to the Elec-
tric Age and fifty cents in stamps.
* * *
As most people seem to feel no
great desire for more lightning than
the average sulrrnler season provides,
and even then are moved by no burn-
ing passion to tlo parlor tricks with
it ,there will have to be a big selling
campaign to put it over with the pub-
lic and create a demand.
* * ,*
Lightning will be advertised as just
the thing too enliven house parties,
exterminate moths, repel insurance
agents, drive away bill collectors, in-
cinerate landlords and take baby's
mind off his new tooth.
* * *
It wilt be recommended for remov-
ing spots from white frocks, jacking,
up automobiles, taking down storm
doors and obliterating an annoying
guest at a week end party.
* *
Arid, obviously, the selling cane-
paigu to popularize lightning in every
hone will not be complete without
one of those campaigns advertising it
as a been to health and physical vigor
and 00 the social graces:
"For years I was pale, weak and
tired. Then a friend told me to take
two bolts of lightning between meals,
Nowhealth,n
2 >, pictureof and
I an the
wrestle elephants tor light exercise."
* rt *
And•--enlee Didn't Know Why She
Refused to Douce With Ilitn
Even hia best friends wouldn't tell
him. Then one day lie 'discOverecl the
truth. . ITe Couldn'tl�,XAn
+,,ake A
Electrical Disturbance."--N.Y. Sun.
Use hilwlard's 'LIni hent for Cornu;.
Britain Calls a. Halt
in Arabia a holy war• directed
against the Britlsh protectorates of
Irak and Transjordinia, in Bgypt tho
rejection of the proposed •`Anglo-
Egyptiall treaty and in In(lia boycotts
against the Simon Commission for an
investigation of Indian self-gover'11-
went—these are the significant and
inter -related problems, in each case
Implying to :a- lesser or greater de-
gree a challenge to British authority,
which have suddenly sprung up to
confound the directors of Groat Brie
taline policy in the East. The course
of empire does not always run
smooth,
Tho sharp and minatory note which
has been dispatched to Cairo, demand-
ing Egyptian compliance with the ob.'
ligatioirs assumed under the deelara. '
tion of 1022 and reserving the right to
take such steps as the British Govern.
ment finds necessary, , is starttling
proof that there will be 210 further con- '
cessions to the Egyptian Nationalists.
The proposed treaty represented the
maximum amount of independence
England is prepared to grant to Egypt.
Having refused it, that country must
face the consequences of her intran-
sigence.
Tlhis note goes further, however,
than achieving the immediate aim of ,
laying down the law of Egypt. It is
fair warning to the Eastern world
that Great Britain is ready to defend
Iter rights. gets. It serves notice both up-
on the Arabs. of the dr ort and c? slp::i*.t
the Hindus of Irene that. the idea ter ..,
empire iii not Eni:'r } (i -r I't't;r:i fro t � `°' s.' , 2 r• I.-
}^SS1SZd AdaiOiLl•s+'3�:1 s1
the. British Goluri. ,-.,,c :1 a of ':<I- :
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Ing privilr;ges there is still en Iron
hand determined to uph;..:I lit.tLi h
authority a.nd prestige. -
In India especially there has been •
keel) interest in the man.: r fn w?:ich
Great Britain would trc-at with tLkw
nationalistic 01011115 of Egypt. 1'ro-
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For putting ladder against wall .50
For climbing and taking tools on
2,00
4.00
roof
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thing about bringing down the tools
and taking away the ladder."
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