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BEGIN HERE TODAY. "Yes, I suspeeted as 1 ," said
john Ainsley, a man of education
and breeding, whose war wound left
him unfit for manual labor, returns
hungry to his shabby boarding-house.
To pay his landlady the week's rent
for his room—$1—he is compelled to
pawn an ivory miniature of his
mother. At the pawnshop he. is puz-
zled at the sight of a prosperous
-
looking, fur -collared man dickering
with the broker.
After leaving the shop, Ainsley hue -
ries to a little, restaurant to get food.
He is stopped in the entrance by the
fur -collared individual, is taken to the
rean's home, and is revived with hot
soup. As he eats, Ainsley tries to take
stock of his host and his surroundings.
NOW GO ON WITH THE STORY.
The man unquestionably was not a
gentleman. His clothing was too gar -
Isla, his jewelry too blatant. His
speech, too . was coarse and sloven;
and he used phrases that betokened
an unfamiliarity with polite speech.
His apartment, .moreover, was fur-
nished badly. The pictures on the
walls clashed violently With the fur-
nishings. I would have set him down
my host- "Starvation hurts a gentle-
man's insides juet like it does an
ordin,ary roughneck's, don't it? Are
you proud?"
"Suppose you explain," I suggested.
"Make it snappy, eh? All right, I
Will. I take it you have no friends in
particular. You wouldn't be starving
if you had. Ain I right?"
"Go on," 1 said.
"If you got a chance to make
money, real money, important money,
you'd jump at it. Am I right?"
• "Go on some more. You interest
me,". I 'smiled.
"There's a lot of Money lying
around this town 'Waiting for a good
man td pick it up," he said.
"Show it to me," I suggested.
d!Suppose I do? Have you got nerve
enough to grab it?" he demanded..
I reached far another cigaret, then
drew back niy hand empty. The con-
versation had takele a turn that mys-
tified me. I was not euro that I
wished to place myself under further
obligation to mei host.
"1 don't think I understand," I told
Everywoman's,
Maid -of -all -work
AtimeoRsolotod
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Wild Geese
I hold to my heart When the geese
aro flying—
A wavering wedge on the high, bright
blue -
1 tighten my lips to keep from crying:
'Beautiful birds, lot me go with youl"
And at night when they honk—and
their wings are weaving
A pattern across a full gold moon -
1 hold to a heart that would be leav-
ing
If it were freed .to fly too soon.
I hold to my heartt that would be
going—
"You know that I won't,"1 repliedA comrade to wild birds of the air,
. .
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"Will this cover the cost ef what I I .As wayward as they—and never
ate?"
I admit that it was uegracious,
even, to a confessed crineinal. But
after all, he bad insultedine. Isplaced
two dollars upon the table—how piti-
ful the amount was when laid beside
his huge wad of bills—picked 'up my
hat from the chair on which it had
been dropped at niy entrance, nodded
to him and started for the 'door.
"Wait a minute," he said. "When
yea think this over, .you'll change
your mind. You'll want to find me.
I won't be here. This place is rented
for the night. just go to Weinberg
and tell him you want me. That's the
kind' of a man I -am—no hard, feel-
ings."
"None here, either," I told him.
"But I hardly think we'll meet again."
"You're belly's filled now, Wait till
you're hungry again."
"I win," said I. And with that I
walked from the apartment to find
myself a moment later in Washington
.Square. I looked at the great clock
on the Judson Tower. I could still
keep my word to Mrs. Gannon. I did.
Then, with two dollars left of the five
1 had received from Weinberg, I
climbed more easily thistime than
last, to my room.
I sat down upon the bed and re-
viewed the last hour. And as I thought
of how a cheap criminal bad carried
IVA to his lodgings, fed me, patronized
me and insulted me, 1 was sick with
shame. A man of niy education. and
breeding, who bad sunk so low in the
social scale that he was open do such
an insult, who was as unable to cope
with the elementary facts of life as
1 was, was unfit to live. .
It was a harsh judgment :which I
rendered against myself, but a just'
one. Incompetents clutter up the path
of progress. Society, in making civil-
ized life difficult for the incompetent,
is enactingeriatural decrees; for na-
tu.re, before -society began, destroyed
the incompetent. A sudden determina-
tion came to me. I had parted with
the last possession that had amaiket-
able value. . Of course, X leadenly gnver-
coat, but 'freezing wan not Wble
immediately as a parvenu, po1b1ypossibly him.
one of the recent species of profiteers, Ile put his hand into a pocket and
but. for a furtiveness of e manner. withdrew it. I don't think that ever
Moreover, I had first seen him in a in my life 1 had seen so .much actual
pawnshop. 1 cash as he placed on a table beside
Why had he followed me :What, him. Certainly there must have been
was he? Well, I iould Wait for. the'I fifteen or twenty thousand -dollar bills,
answer. And so, forcing myself toand as ninny more of lesser denomina-
be sloW, to chew each reoesel carefully, I times ranging from •fifty to five hun-
.
;.I waited for him to direct the convea-
sation, for I said practically nothing.
He delivered a monologue, based for
the most part on places he had visited,
' events, mostly of a sporting nature,
which he had witnessed. I began to
think that lee was probably a gambler,
perhaps a follower of the race -track.
Then having decided that I had
eaten ;11 that it was well for me to
take at this time, I followed his ex-
ample and walked with him into the
next room.
"Smoke?" he asked. . .
Perhaps I had suffered almost as
much through the .abstinence from
tobacco as through the lack of food.
Certainly his question aroused nieni-
eries of sufferings that had seemed
unbearable. With the first dizzying
inhalation of the cigaret he, gave me,
1 felt my own man once more. 1 had
been the sport of circumstances, bit
of flotsam on the city's tide. Sudden-
ly I felt master of my own destiny.
"Drink? Cocktail? Highball?' Chain-
pegne?" he asked.
I shook my bead. "Never touch
it," I said. "And I thought in these
days no one but millionaires had such
a variety."
"Who said I ain't a millionaire
he demanded.
"I beg your pardon," said I, mar-
veling at the queer vanity of him.
"It's all right," he said. "I sup-
pose, having seen me talking to Wein-
berg you thought I was busted."
"I didn't think anything about it,"
I replied.
He laughed in a peculiarly harsh, people pass a law.
joyless tone. "I guess you were be- "Bootlegging?" I suggest.
1
yond thieldng about anything. I took "Bright boy," he said. "Other
a look at you, and says I to myself: things, too."
'This baby's about due for the mor -4 His eyes were almost hidden be -
deed.
"Understand those?" He pointed to
the wad of bills..
I managed to lift my eyes from the
money and looked at him.
"Go on," I eaid again.
"I'ni in busin.ess," he said slowly.
-"It's a new business., and there's lots
knowing
Where it is going--an,c1 never care -
1• hold to my heart—for here lies duty;
And here is the path where my feet
must stay—
But 0, that quivering line of beauty
Beating its beautiful, bright -winged
way!
—Grace Noll Crowell.
Wilson Publishing Company
"Understand those?" he pointed to
the bills.
oi money in it. People don't lose
their thirsts simply because other
X felt myself color. "I do look
pretty badly," I, admitted. "And on
top of what Weinberg had been tell-
ing you about me, it was easy to guess
that I wasn't a millionaire."
His eyes, hard blue, narrowed. "You
see things, don't you? Tumbled right
off to Weinberg wising me up about
you, eh? Well, I knew right off that
you were no boob. I thought you were
tle lad I needed; now I know it. Like
e little dough?"
I iaughed. Odd, how a few ounces
rd. food change the whole world.
"What do you think?" I countered.
to starvation.
* *
But why starve or freeze when
there was an easy alterneitive That
is, the alternative would be easy if I
were in full possession of my faculties.
But if I became hungry to the point of
starvation again, niy faculties would
be impaired, niy will be gone. I could
see myself begging of passers-by, even
possibly, rummaging in refuse -pails
for a bone dr a cruet, like any fam-
ished dog.
The alternative, of swift and simple
self-destruction, was infinitely prefer-
able to such degradation. I would eat
again—already my stomach cried for
more food, so long had I gone hungry
—then walk to the waterfront and
rid ()tidy of one of its unfit.
(To be continued.)
tween their lids now; yet I knew that
their pupils studied me intently.
"How far would you travel with a
man who could toss you a bunch like
that on the table?" Ile pointed at the
wad of bills. "I'need a man like you,
a man. that can look and talk and act
like a gentlemar.. I got ideas, but I
ain't always able to put them over.
You see, I know my own limits. It
doesn't matter how much of a front
I wear it don't fool the people that
want to fool."
understood him. "My face is my
fortune. Is that it " I laughed.
He nodded. "You can make it your
"I'd say that you were ready to do fortune. It hasn't made much of a
anything to make a stake," he said, one for you yet. Anyone can tell that
"Almost anything," I amended. you have been educated, and used to
"Fassy?" he asked. good things and all thatsba where's
"I'm a gentleman," I told him. The it got you?"
words sounded grandiloquent, absued. "Here in your apartment, accepting
Baldwin Employs
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chatity," I replied.
He waved a disclaiming hand. "Not
chaeity—business," he coereeted me.
"Thank yeu," said I. "I'ni glad you.
put it on a businese basis. How much
do you think the food I ate was
worth?"
"What you mean?" he asked.
"I mean what I told you awhile ago.
I'm a gentleman," I said, "—not
bootlegger or a crook."
His thin lips curled in a sneer. "1
e it'better to be a gentleman
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Women. of 1928
We look back with amazement and
pity at the woman of 1828, it is said,
but we look with admiration also, for
it is out of their dreaming and striv-
ing that our freedom has come. So
writes "A 1VIodern. Girl" in the London
Daily News, who says that women are
standing untrammeled on the thresh-
old of 1928, a year that will probably
bring to Englishwomen, with an in-
creased franchisee even more freedom
than they have now. A -hundred
years ago, it is recalled, the ladies of.
but the destinies of nations, "lie in
the hands that a little while ago were
pale and weak with idlenese.
the land sat in stifling idleness. There
were no professions open to them, we
are reminded, and if they were so un-
fortunately placed 'that they must
earn their own living or starve they
could only hope for employment as a
"companion" or as a governess. We
are then offered this picture of "poor
Miss 1828," which shows a startling
contrast between the young ladies of
that day and those of to -day:
"Look at her standing there in her
stuffy thick clothing, her hideous
frilled 'pelisse' with its puffed sleeves,
her face hidden. by an ungainly flap-
ping bonnet 'as large as an umbrella.'
She has been grounded like Amelia
Sedley in the principles of religion
and morality. Her head is stuffed
with Mangnall's questions, her fingers
are sore with. Working 'samplers,' her
body is stiff with that strange cult
known as 'deportment.' She is just
sixteen. years of age and ready to
'come out' to a life of social and do-
mestic inanition. When she dances,
it is to pace soberly through the mea-
sures of ,a minuet or the quadrilles,
for shez„has not yet been introduced
to the 'sprightly polka' or the glamor-
ous waltz. Little wonder that she
breaks the monotony of her days -by
occasional fits of hysterics oi a grace-
ful -swoon.
"She had her vanities, poor dear—
her looks' were one of her few in-
terests. She was as frightened of cor-
pulence as is her modern sister. Rossh
fresh cheeks were considered com-
mon, and she deprived herself of ade-
quate food for fear of growing fat and
'material.' A pale and tired gentitlity
was her creed. She moved of neces-
sity in a small and circumscribed cir-
cle traveling no further than her feet,
or the slow; lumbering coach, would
take her, for the revolution of trans-
port had hardly' begun, and railways
were not yet familiar."
Of all the changes the swiftly mov-
ing hundred years past has brought
about, none is more dramatic, thinks
"A Modern Girl," than. the 13nprove-
ment in the status of women. Not
only their own destinies, we are told,
Kaiser's Old Home Decays
Berlin—The threatening decay of
the "Neues Paleis" near Potsdam,
the ex -Kaiser's farmer residence, was
reported by government building ex-
perts on their annual round of inspec-.
tion. As the work of restoration
called fo pQmpt action, this historical
landmark of •the Potsdam environs
has been temporarily closed to the
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