Zurich Herald, 1928-01-12, Page 3British Premier Amuses Savants
At,Gathering of Royal Society
Stanley Baldwin Speaks "the Common English" in Accepting
Fellowship From Distinguished Organization
of Natural Scientists in London
Loudon--A.clinowleclging his thanks on one occasion, speaking to *Sir
for what he declared was "one of the . J'o.sepli Lamer it1 the la•tter's library,.
highest monors that anyone could de- ! he confided to him; "There is no
sire to have in. this world;' the• Plume single book on these shelves of
Minister, Stanley Baldwin, speaking , wlaiph I can understand one single
as a new member, at the 265tH anti-; word," to which Sir Joseph calmly
versary dinner of the Royal Societyand confidently • replied: "Probably
paid% tribute to. the learning -and in- ' not!"
dustry of the British natural scientists 1 The Prime Minister recalled an in
who are gradually cataloguing the cident of his boyhood when his father
output of philosophical,. " papers and the tatter's brother -in law, Sir
throughout the world at the rate *of ,Edward Poynter—neither of them
200,000 a year. without culture of a certain hind—
The Prince Minister, in happy veind went with a friend to hear a paper
was frequently interrupted by the read at the Royal Society.
laughter and applause of his lis. I Thanks in Comm"on English"
tinguished auditors, especially wbgah: I "If my=memory serves me right,"
making amusing allusions to •the dif-'lie said, "it was read by the father of
Terence between a modern savant and my friend Lord Rayleigh 'and the sub
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a politician, jest of the paper was 'The Principle
"My association with the Royal of Oscillating Curves: I 'remember;:
Society," ho said, "dates from a re- , that neither my father nor .Sir Ed -
cent period of my life. I dcenot know ward Poynter:, understood a word of
why you want politicians in your ; it and not the least distinguished
midst—we live in differentplaces—,men, Professor Huxley, was in'the
you clear with suns rano) eters and same galley—and : he 'drew ou the
electrons and I deal with rates and blackboard a picture of a life guard:
taxes. With you, time and space are, man in the attire then fashionable, in
I am told, small matters; with me • the 'eat of kissing a tiny girl• and
they are grim realities. You are a finder it he wrote 'a super -oscillatory
priesthood and you worship truth; 1 "curve
belong to a sect. The Prime Minister, in accepting
Census Follows Silence i the Fellowship, said he took 'comfort
"You employ hypothesis 'as far as it in reflecting that ministers- and judges
kill Barr; you and taen you find a and others 'not engaged in scientific
new one, If we discard our hypoth- research were now also being elected
eses we are not said to be pushing to the Royal Society. He .craved par -
forward our minds into the.:unknown; ; don for some of his amusing refer-
ence, or most of you do, uuti! you i ences before such a sedate and digni-
we are called 'rats.' You keep sit- lied assemblage.
know the truth—that would impose a ! "You may think, perhaps, that on
great strain on us—and when you ; an occasion like this 1 am treating
have found truth you try to describe the subject -matter of my speech'with
it in a few words. Only constliten'mere levity, and yet you will remem-
eats grade us according' to• thenum- ;ber the story of the little juggler who
ber of columns of Hansard (parlia-' had nothing to offer to his Madonna
mentary reports) that we produce and except his own skill- in tumbling, and
if we keep silence we render oursel- he turned ,somersaults, before her, not
ves liable to a -'oto of censure." lout of any spirit of levity but because
Mr. Baldwin, frankly' admitting it was all he had to offer, and the
himself to be a profoundly iktihorant!Madonna smiled upon him. I ani un-
laymrn, said that all his life ho had %able to talk to you in your language.
looked upon the Royal Society with.: I merely speak the common English,
"the awe and wonder common to and hi that tongue I thank ybu once
those outside of esour .bounds." He more, from my heart, for this very
said he was fond of books but that great honor you have done to me."
May Seize Mines Gas Tax Steady
For Tax Arrears During 1928
•
Ontario Government Issues
Warning to Affected
.Owners
Toronto.—In an effort to secure the
payment of tax arrears amounting to
more than $52,000, the Ontario Gov-
ernment may
ov-ernmentmay declare forfeited and re -
vested in the Crown the mining rights
in '60,000 acres of lands in northern
and north-western Ontario. Notice of
this policy has already been published
in the Ontario Gazette, and the own-
ers affected are advised to take ad-
vantage of the six months period al-
lowed them to pay up the amounts at the Cabinet Council meeting and
owing, matters relating to improvement and
It is seven years since tha Province, reorganization in" various depart -
through the Department of Mines, last
resorted to a policy of general for-
feiture to collect tax arrears. - The tax
for which a number of claim owners
in northern Ontario are in default, is
the one of five cents each acre im-
posed upon all lands which are held
in an undeveloped state.
A Fatal Toss
LIFE OR DEATH ON THE TOSS OF A COINI
J.B. Taylor (right) and C. A. Burrows (left) tossed a coin to see which'
shouldtake the first run in a new. United States mail plane for Cheyenne from
Denver. Taylor won the toss and a few minutes later the plane crashed
and burned,burning him to death.
UNIVERSITY IN AFRDCA
PLANNED FOR INDIANS
Durban, Natal—A. scheme is on foot
to build an Indian university at Dur -
bah. It is likely to involve an ex-
penditure of £20,000, a large propor-
tion of which •sum has already been
collected. At present an application
is being considered by the Town
Council for a grant of five or six acres
in Centenary Road on .which to ,build
the .university,
On his return 'to
Sastri, who originated)
will meet the finance
No Reduction in Present Fees provide
discia the matter. The
Durban, Srinivasa
the scheme
committee and
object is to
an establishment to give
for Indian teachers
raise the standard of educe -
among the Indian. community gen-
eraliy.
Will Take Place During, higher training
Coming Year land to
No increase in the gasoline tax is tion
• contemplated for the coming year.
Neither will there be any reduction
in 'motor license fees. Announce-
ments to this effect were made by
Premier Ferguson at the close of a
protracted .meeting of the Ontario
Cabinet Friday.
Legislation Discussed
The general legislative program
for the coming session was discussed
Persia Protests
Treaty of Britain Concerning
Bahrein Island Object-
ed To
Geneva.—Persia has protested to
the League of Nations against the
treaty between Great Britain and the
ging of the Hodjaz concerning Bah-
rein Islands which lie • on the Arabian
Side of tho League covenant. This is
the article whereby members of the.
League undertake to respect and pre-
serve as against external aggression
the territorial integrity with the
League and whereby also the council
is authorized to examine means for
the fulfilment of this obligation.
The Teheran government asserts
that the treaty in question, which was
signed at Jcidah on May 20 last be-
tween Sultan Abdul Aziz Ibn Saoud
and Great Britain, declares that the.' vessel, taxed to its capacity with 30
Hedjaz undertakes to maintain friend- !tons of coal, acid began transferring
ments were under consideration.
Survey Being Made
"The expendittues on roads are
not met by the revenues from the
traffic," said the Premier: "The de-
partment has been making a survey
of the whole situation because we
want to provide for the capital neces-
sary by the issue of debentures for a
period covering the life of the roads
so as to take care of the replacement..
By the exercise 61 very rigid economy
this coming year we will try to get
along without increasing any tax."
VESSEL OWES SAFETY
TO YARMOUTH SHIPPER
Coal Transferred to Distress-
ed Ship After Hour's
Manoeuvring
Yarmouth, N,S.—That the Canadian
Government Merchant Marine steamer
Canadian Carrier reached St. John,
N.B., safely after having exhausted
I her fuel supply, instead of having
been driven ashore . anti wrecked on
the rocky coast of Southern Nova
Scotia, was due, In large measure,
'to the courage and resourcefulness of
la Yarmouth skipper and his crew of
eight 'vbo set out in a small motor
ly peaceful relations with the terri-
tories of Bahrein and ICoweit and with
the 'sheiks of Qutar and the Oman
coast, who, itis added, are in special
treaty relations with Great, Britain.
Persia insists 'that the Bahrein Is-
e lands aro incontestably Persian, ex-
plaining that when Persia protested
as far back as 1869 9 agaiust' the spe-
cial agreement between Great Britain
' and the great sheik of Bahrein, Lord
Clarendon recognized the justice of
that piotest.
She used to be too proud to scrub
the ;floor at £1 a week—that wa.sf ar-
rogance. Now she does it • for no-
thing ---that's matrimony.
President Coolidge is quoted as
saying that after his term expires ,he
will return to 'Vermont and 'whittle
for a year or two. Still following the
C olidge economy program by Cutting
elowii here and theta!' '
11 r
thef uel to the distressed streamer
alter an hour'careful manoeuvring in
the violent sea. The pitching of both
vessels constantly threatened die-
aster to . the relieving craft and its
crew, but, after three hours' strenuous
effort, the perilous task was accom-
plished, and the motor boat returned.
safely to port while the• Carrier, ne
longer a plaything of the sea, pro-
ceeded to her destination, St. John,
Laurels for Heroes,
• Coach—"Win this game in a bust-
ness-like manner to-day„hien•'-there's
a scout 'from a big New York bond
house in the stands."—Life.
An American left the bulk of his
fortune to his lawyer, , It everybody`•
did this; a lot of time would be saved,
--London Opinion. '
A geed lesson might be learned
frpm the sky, for, when it's' blue it'd,
ailw'ayil uieakfailt.
"When hubby pets a horn bill It
doesn't necessarily mean that hs
bought i1 saxaphone.” .
• Johnny Reece's Piece
Once there was a 'IittIe boy, whose
name was Johnny Reece,
And every Friday afternoon he had to
say a piece;
So many poems thus he learned that
soon he had a store
Of 'recitations in Ms head, and still
kept learning mare.
He was called upon one week,
And totally forgot the piece he was
•about to speak.
His brain he cudgeled; not a word re-
mained within ,.Ms head!
ynchronized Signals for Ships
Called Preventive of Disast r
Universal Adoption of Safety Devices Would "Lock the Door
Against Needless Sea Accidents,,' Naval
Experts Declare
It the sound-inaking and listening face almost an inch thick, Elect*
'appartelug, ,for ships -that now exists, sally caused vibrations of this face at.
slowly being adopted in the;; United' :a rate of 600 to the minute create a
Mtates, were to be universally used sound;iu the water that le audible to
would "lock the door against need- microphones for many miles,
less sea disasters,' not only with sub; `libe rising signal of a submarine--.
marines but also among surface throe Iong .dashes—sounded upon the
crafts, aeegrding to naval experts In oscillator In the tub, sent out such
Boston. a noise speech in the room was im-
"k7umope is far ahead of the United possible. The -sound was not unlike
that of a deep but rauous motor horn,
greatly intensified. It was clearly
evident, even to an untrained ob.'
server, such a sound would be clearly
audible without receiving instru-
ments upon the deck of a vessel with.
in two blocks• or more of a rising
submarine.
Water Depth Shown
A demonstration of the fathometer
was also made, This instrument
sears out a sound from a small oscil-
lator, which travels to the bottom
and is echoed back. Knowing the
States in the use of these preven-
tive devices," declared a former 'oiii-
cer of the United States Navy who
has kept pace with Asea -safety pro -
..grass. "Although they aro of Ameri-
can invention it remained for, the
governments of , England, Germany,
Denmark and Finland, all of whom
are far name `ehlp-minded' than is the
Government of the ` United States, to
bing them into wide use."
Safety Demonstration
An explanation and demonstration
of these devices, the submarine
oscillator' and the fathometer, ' were speed sound travels in water a re-
made by Harold J. H. Fay, vice press- cording instrument translates the
dent of the Submarine Signal Co. of time into fathoms, giving the depth
Boston, the sole makers .of these de- beneath the keel of a ship to within
vices that are naw coming into use three feet. Aecortlung to navigators
by almost every country in the world this instrument is the greatest in.
indulging 1n extensive maritime op- mention •since the compass.
erations. Explaining the most modern safety
"Safe navigation boils dawn to a methods for finding the distance of a
om al 'gilt -
matter of proper distance finding," ship, fMrm Fay said shdp the shoreor`Ar simple but
declared Mr. Fay. "It is now Dos- ingenuous instrument makes possible
slbio ,for a captain to know at any the synchronization of the oscillator
moment the amount of water bo- ,and the radio. When signals from
tween his keel and the ocean bottom.
both of the latter are sent out s3mui-
It is possible for him to know the ex- taneousIy a button is pressed en
act distance of his ship from the board the ship, wishing to know its
shore, even in fog or at night. It is whereabouts at night 'or in fog or
possible for him to know when a sub -,storm, immediately upon hearing the
marine is rising within five miles of radio signal. As the oscillator signal,
him And soon it will be possible for i traveling but 4800 feet a second
a captain to know the course, the through the water, is much slower,
him. And soon it wil bep ossble for
i the button is pressed again when
speed, and the distance away of a ; that signal reaches the ship. The in-
ship coming toward him regardless strument • controlled by the button
translates the time into miles and
yards and gives he exact distance to
of fog or storm."
Oscillator in Use
In a working demonstration of the anyone glancing at the dial.
oscillator, a use of which is involved "The matter of extending this syn. •
in all of these operations, a model chronized signalling system to ocean
such as is now attached to subma- liners, so that the course, distance
rives, was submerged in a large tub and speed of a ship coming in the
of water placed in one of the rooms opposite direction may be known in
of the Submarine Signal Company's foggy weather or at night, thus pre -
plant. 1 eluding the possibility o£' corl!sion,
The apparatus was approximately, will probably be taken up at the next
Andso he spoke at random, and this the size of a bushel basket, and was international safety at sea conven-
is what he said: made of heavy steel, with a flat steel tion."—(Christian Science )Monitor.)
"My beautiful, my beautiful, who . _.... -. _...._ _ .
standeth proudly by;
'It was the schooner Hesperus—the
Breaking waves dashed high.
Why is the Forum crowded? What
means this stir. in Rome?
Under a spreading chestnut tree there
is no place like home!
When freedom from her mountain
height cried, 'Twinkle, little star,'
Shoot, of you must, this- old gray head,
King Henry of Navarre!
Roll on, thou cle'ep and dark blue
castle crag of Drachenfels;
My name is Norval; on the Grampian
Hills ring out, wild bells!,
T you're waking, call me early, to be .
or not to be;
The curfew must not ring to -night; 0,1
woodman sparethattree.
Charge, Chester, charge; On, Stauley,
on! And let who will be clever!
The boy stood en the :.burning deck,
but I go on forever."
His schoolmates all applauded as ho
finished the last line.
"I see, it doesn't matter," Johnny
thought, "what words I say,
So long as I declaim with oratorical
display!"
—St. Louis Globe -Democrat.'
!the slits are conveniently waist high.
J Hitherto the slits have been filled
Mexico would be all right if its goy- I by cunningly. devised stones, which
eminent could execute the laws as ea could be withdrawn easily by hand.
festively as it does the revolutionists. !From outside they appeared to be
—.Virginian -Pilot. !tiny panels. .
Sniper's Posts at
Bank f England
London.—Part of the defences of
the Bank of England have been re-
vealed by the rebuilding. work in
progress.
Two long horizontal slits have ap-
peared, almost at the top of the blank
wall, at the Threadneedle street and
Bartholomew lane corner. They aro
loopholes designed for rifle fire in the
event of an attack on or siege of the
Bank of England.
Four riflemen could stand at these
slits and dominate many important
thoroughfares leading into the vast
square known as "the Bank." With
two machine guns posted at these po-
sitions approach to the Bank's main
entrance would be almost impossible.
Round the top of tho wall sur-
rounding the Bank, and just behind
the slits, is a patrol gallery intended
for a time of emergency. For a nor-
mal sized man patrolling the gallery
leas—
An Australian Accident
THE LAST Or FATAL FERRY
One-half of the ferry boat "Geryeliffe" w1114h -was cut in two by the S.S. Tahiti, in the harbor of Sydney,
Australia. Eighty-six persons lost their lives 111 the disaster,' The ferry boat is being raised to clear the harbor.
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♦Y
"A man's disposition is often in-
fluenced by his wait and sighs."
%II.r Wants To?
Live in Chicago With a Crirne
Report Like This
Chicago — Crime in Chicago is
shown to be on the increase in the
annual report of the Munlcipal Court.
Charges of murder in 1927 wore 213
as against 1'75 in 1926; manslaughter
cases increased to 311 in 1927 as
against 198 in 1926. Other crimes
shown in the report which runs from
Dec. 1 to Nov. 30, are:
Crime 1926 1927
Larceny "8,629 10,143
Robbery .... .. 2,658 3,527
Burglary 1,505 2,188
Vagrancy 1,102 4,994
Wife abandonment and non'•support
cases showed a decrease of 1,200 to
3,729 in 1927, as did motor vebicle
cases, with 130,023 in 1926 and 10.7;
272 ,in 1927. That's the report. 13111
Thompson must be Proud of it.
Names given to new shades that
will prevail in spring apparel include.
"grasshopper," This should be suit-
able for jumpers.
Ottawa, Ontario ---The 11320 output
of sheet metal products was valued at
.$39,077,034, an increase of 14 per cent.
over the output value of $34,442,488
reported in the previous year by the
Dominion Bureau of ;statistics. This
is peak production since the Bureau
began to collect records of manufac•
turos in 1017, the previous high mark
being $37,360,576, in 1920. Of the 135
plants reporting in this group, 95 were
located in Ontario, 10 each in Que•
boo and British Columbia, 11 in Molly
toba, 8 in Alberta, 4 in New '-Bruns.
wick, 2 each in Saskatchewan- and
Nova Scotia, and one In 'Prime kid
ward Island.