Zurich Herald, 1927-09-01, Page 7•
to -day,", observed the rat, as it bili'
rowed into the box of matches..
„Give me .a pound of animal Brack,
ers, please—no lions or tigers; they
frighten the baby."
A small, henpecked, worried -looking
Men wets about to take an examine'
tion for life insurance.
"You don't dissipate, do you?" ask-
ed the physician, as ho made ,ready
for tests. "Not a fast liver, or any-
thing, or that sort?"
The little man hesitated a moment,
looking a bit frightened, then replied,
In a small, piping voice: "1 some-
times chow a little gum.",
"This hurts me worse than it 'note
you," said the Siamese twin, as her
sister sevallowed the 'medicine.
Opera Sesta, Aug. 27
W. I...Mackenzie King presses the but-
ton that sets in motion the most color-
ful entertaining program in Exhibition
T3istety [I.1:;.k(. the Prince of Wales
Will dedicate 'The Princes' Crate"—the
new $100,000 Eastern Entrance.
The massive new Live Stoelt Pavilion
will be opened to the public for the first
time•#tnd countless other new features,
new exhibits and new Entertainments
such as the: world championship $50,000
Swine Marathon will be presented this
Year. liy all means ree the Confedera-
tion Celebration at the 1027 Canadian
National Exhibition, 'August 27 to Sep-
temhsr 10 ' Send for program to -day.
29th Year
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C. 11.,B.
JOAN., iii ON
Presi c u,
Celebrating
Canada's
Goth
Birthday
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•.veste.
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The preacher who preaches at his
congregation soon has no congrega-
tion to preach to.
Letters for air mail might appropri-
ately be written on fly paper,
When a bride comes down to break-
fast wearing her regular face you . can
lay dollars to cup cakes that the
honeymoon is over.
Mr. Potato was all eyes for Miss
Spinach and they were to be married,
hut the parson didn't Turnip.
Tho four great destructive agencies
aro wind, water, fire anrd boys.
A Woman's Troubles.
A 'woman's always on the jump,
Iter troubles make a mere than
grin;
If she's not trying to get plump,
You'll find she's trying to get thin.
He— "Darling, you aro the eighth
wonder of tho world."
She (lnclifgnantly)—"And who, may
1 ask, are the other seven?"
Constantinople Poor After
Kemal's Visit
Constantinople.—With more than a
million Turkish pounds spent in cele-
brating the recent visit to Constantin-
ople of, Mustapha Kemal Pasha, Pro-
sident of the Turkish republic, the
majority of the population of the
metropolis is prepared to live for the
rest of the summer on bread and
cheese, flavored with gala memories
of the spectacular and costly, show.
The municipality drained its .trea-
sury to such an extent that it has not
yet been able to pay salaries or pen-
sions for June, and those not depend-
ent on the municipal budget are not
much better off, as the greater part
of thei rpersonal "luxury allowance"
went into subscriptions collected for
the celebration. The money was used
for triumphal arches, Rags, pictures
of the "ghazi," as wel las an $8,000
American-made automobile and a high
powered motor boat, which were pre-
sented to the President.
One of the things most needed in
the present collegiate world is a mo-
tortheter for sofas.
"-Where ignorance is bliss—" began
the reaclymade philosopher.
,r 'Tie folly," answered Gladys, "for
girls to ,wear short skirts and reveal
bowlegs.
A cat and dog wit often associate
wtli each other in perfect peace ,un-
til they'e'e tied together. And it's
that way with some men and women.,
•
Wille; ---"Pa, what is an optimist?"
Pa—"A man who thinks that he
won't have to buy'his wife a" new fur
coat because the man next door did
his!"
"I went to a lot of trouble borrow-
ing five dollars from that felloW. "
"Well, you can put hint to a lot of
trouble getting it bank." •
Hubby --",Your check to the grocery
camp back with `no funds'' on
Wifie--"That's funny, I saw an ad
in the paper yesterday whichsaid the
bank had a surplus of more than three
million. ,
11 isn't necessary to drink to drown
troubles. A. CCliicago womai drown-
ed hers by pushing her husband off
the Municipal Pier.
"I guess I'll have just a light lunch
RETAIN YOUR VIGOR
_This Can Only be Done by Keep-
ing the Blood Rich and Red.
If you would regain your vigor and
ambition, keep your blood and nerves
in'good' condition. Anaemia, or thin
blood lowers the vitality, starves the
nerves and causes a general run-down
condition. When the blood is thin
the skin loses its color, the shoulders
droop and weight is lost. The victim
of \anaemia loses appetite, suffers
from indigestion, headaches and sleep-
lessness, and is nervous and exhaust-
ed after slight exertion. If you have
any of these symptoms do not delay
but begin treatment now with Dr.
Williams' Pink Pills and you will be
gratified with the prompt improve-
ment in your condition.. Among the
thousands who have found now health
through the use of this medicine is
Mrs. Herbert Nagle, Ludlow, N.B.,
who says: -"I had not been feeling
well for some time and Was gradually
growing weaker. I would take dizzy
spells and often faint. I was subject
to severe headaches and found it hard
to do my work. I took doctor's medi
cine for some time, but it did me no
good, and I was still growing weaker.
In this condition I ,began the 'use of
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, and in a
short time found they were helping
me. I continued the use of the pills
for a while longer, and found that the
trouble that had bothered. me was
gone and I was once more a well wo-
man."
• Get Dr Williams' Pink Pills at your
druggist's or write The Dr. Willams'
Medicine Co.; Brockville, Ont., and
the pills will be sent post paid at 50
cents a box.
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The Bank Magician.
"Bear 'you're studying eleight •of
hand, Aren't yen going to hold your
job in the bank?"
"Sure! Only it don't pay enough."
Space atPremium
Space at the British Industries Fair
to be held simultaneously in Louden
.end Birmingham next year promises
coon to be at a preniunt, To elate
twiee as notch space has been re,
i:erved for dieplays as vias reserved
last year. The fair will ran from,
Feb, 20 be March 2,
—
Man at Bhor'editch—"As wirers go 1
saneness rani luoky, for she buys her
own iletheS,"
Now packed in Aluminum
;your grocer knows when you order
BED ROSE ORANGE PEKOE you
are a judge of .tie tea.
IMotor Bus Figures
Reveal Big Growth
Motor- bus. statistics just corn -
Piled by the American Automobile
Association contain the following
outstanding facts for 1926:'
Total number of motor bines in
use, about 50,000.
32,425 buses were used In oom-
mon carrier service.
32,800 bused were used in carry-
ing school children back and forth
from home to school.
Total passengers carried by
buses were 2,395,000,000.
Of the passengers, 2,100,000,006
were transported .by common car-
riers.
Investment in rolling stook, ter-
minals, garages, etc., were. approxi-
mately $455,000,000.
Grose revenue of common carrier
bins lines was nearly $800,000,000,
Taxes paid by motor vehicle oper-
ators are estimated. at $712,000,000.
Bucking Horse Champion
"Bring 'em on" says Pete Knight of Crossfield, Alberta, and Canadian
North American Bucking Horse Champion. 1• Ie gained this title at the
Calgary Stampe'cie held in the west recently against competitors from all
Parts of Canada and the United States, and in doing so proved himself
master of anything the western plains could produce in the way of equine
fury: The elaborate saddle that Knight is photographed holding is one of
the trophies he won through his skill; another, symbolic of his cherished
championship, is seen in the -inset and was presented by Edward F. Albee,
theatrical magnate. The Calgary Stampede which has become an
annual event is regarded as the finest of its kind held on the continent.
adkk and Fire
Sets in Country Need Extra
Care in Proper Grounding
as Protection Against
Lightning
In installing a radio receiving set.
in the country, that' id on the farms
and in villages and towns where there
are few street wires and pipes to car-
ry away lightning charges, a lttle ex-
tra care is advisable. Lightning may
be attracted by the aerial and travel-
ing down this may not only demolish
the set but destroy the house as well.
But by the addition of a simple
grounding device the lightning" will
be deflected harmlessly into the earth.
The Ontario Fire Marshal's Depart-
ment advise keeping all aerials, if
mounted on the reef, below • the term-
inals of the regular lightning rod
masts. It is better to place the
aerial away from buildings altogether,
using poles for this special purpose
only. There should be a good sized,
single pole knife switch between the
aerial and the set. The middle of
this switch is connected to the aerial
and one end to the set and the other
to the ground. When the set is not
in use the aerial should be directly
connected to the ground and there
should always be a tag attaching to
the set warning people against using
the sante during an electrical storm.
If lightning should strike the aerial
it will then travel down the wire
tlra knife switch and iota the
through
ground connection without going
through the receiving apparatus. But,
warns Deputy Fire Marshal George free lemonade, souvenirs. �omeon
F. Lewis, this devise should not be should suggest that they try good Pic
confused with a lightning rock it will tures —Outlook.
not protect the house but simply
takes the charge away from the radio If h
lnrman
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IN CARE OF LITTLE ONES
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Trust .Siknilcag to Rhodes
Fo cation Formed in
Britain
London: A trust, resembling the
famous Cecil Rhodos Foundation—let-
volving less money but with a wider
outlook, in that its scholarship will be
held in ,American as wel las British
universities -is created by the will of
the late Dame Julia Lewisohn Henry,
published to -day. She was the wida�`
of Sir Charles Henry, Shropshire,
. England, and a daughter of the late
Undergo Chan Leonard Lewisohn of 'New York.' Her
estate amounts to £245,000.,
The testament gives some £20,00f�.
to charities and dependents, and
leaves the whole residue in perpetuity
to provide scholarships for British
and American students.
It will be known as the Charles anel,
Julia Henry Fund. The trustees wilt
be "12' competent persons" appointed
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the earnest hope and desire of ed.
menting the friendship between th
British . Empire and the United
States."
Some are Capable of Intel-
ligent Conversation,
Says Lecturer
London.—We trust that before long
trial by red hot Iron, boiling water,
$ and mwaxi poison will be things of
the past ,
This hope was expressed by W. F.
P. Burton, a missionary, who lectured
to the Royal Geographical Society on
the march of civilization in Central
Katanga, a strip of Darkest Africa lee
ing to the north of Northern Rhode-
sia.
Since the days of ' the war this
strange country, inhabited by the Bal-
uba, a people endowed with intelli-
gence and industry, and, in some
parts, with cannibalistic habits, has
developed svriftly with the advent -of
the missionary and the trader.
At present 1,000 natives are work-
ing on tin. There is also coal, and"the
men extract sufficient iron in some
districts to make their own spears,
hoes, axes and knives.
Good Farmers.
They have their fisheries and cul-
tivate, among other things: Tobacco,
tree -lentils, pumpkins, cucumbers,
ground -nuts, bananas, sweet potatoes,
spring onions.
Mr. Burton said that, 'while in 1914
ascarcely a native could read or write,
thousands now possess both accom-
plishments. Almost every chief now
has his secretary.
"Of the three secret societies," said
Mr. Burton, "the Bakasandji are far
the most sinister.
"No one is allowed to be initiated
among diem until he has eaten part
—generally a bone—of some other
human being on the principle, 'I am
Many mothers give their children
solid foods at too early an age and
say proudly that their babies "eat
everything that grown-up people do."
Such a course is almost certain to
bring on indigestion and lay the foun-
dation of much ill -health, for the lit-
tle one.
Other mothers administer harsh,
nauseating purgatives which in real-
ity irritate and injure the delicate
stomach and bowels and at the same
time cause the children to dread all
medicine.
Absolutely no meat should be given
to a child until it reaches the age of
18 months, and then only if approved
by the doctor. For medicine, all
strong, disagreeable oils and powders
should` be abandoned and Babys' Own
Tablets given instead..
Baby's Own Tablets are especially
made for little ones. They are pleas-
ant to take and can be given with ab-
soluto safety to even the new-born
babe. They quickly banish constipa-
tion and indigestion, break up colds
and simple fevers and make the cut-
ting of teeth easy. They are sold by
medicine dealers or by mail at 25 now a super -man, for I am myself and
cents a box from The Dr. Williams' the other roan as well.' "
Medicine CCo., Brockville, Ont. Cannibalism, Mr. Burton empha-
ized, is practically confined to tho
the Real Drawing Gard. neighborhood of the Luvidyo water-
The
shed.,-,
The moving -picture exhibitors are ..One finds among these cannibals,"'
trying everything to keep up attend- he said, -"credible iron -workers living
attend-
ance' in the summer—cooling plants, in fairly decent surroundings end sip A
° adopting much of resent day civili-
nation."
Preserving Canterbury
To preserve the treasures and kee
the historic building in condition tit
society of Friends of Canterb
Cathedral, in London, has been for . '.
ed by the Dean. The cathedral is
mous. for its numerous monument
and tombs, and is known as the cradle,
of English Christianity.
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Milwaukee—Scantiness in modern h L� e d �
woman's dress is partly responsible
for the tuberculosis problem, accord e
ing to Dr. Hoye E. Dearholt; wiho re-
ported that for the first time in the
history of the Wisconsin Tuberculosis
association all of the State's twenty
sanatoria are Milled with patients, with
long waiting lists at many of them.
Girls between 15 and 25, striving fir
a boyish figure and wearing scanty
clothing, have lowered their resis-
tance to a point where they are easy
PITY of the disease, Dr. Dearholt said,
"I believe we can cut down tuber-
culosis among young women if we
push dress reform," he declared.
"There is a point in the race for
scanty clothing at Which a gii'1 must
step lest the body be chilled too much
and weakened."
Very True.
Teicher -- "What le an ` island,
Charles?"
Charles -4'A place where' the 'bets
tom of the sea sticks up through the ,
Water. "—Denise rt Flaniingo.. • II
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Ma Buzz went tc the count y9 Hto: my
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in Weight
Melfort, Saskatchewan. — "1 ha
htward'troubles,haadachesand sever
p pains in my ba
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so sick general
that 1 could no
sit up and 1 wait
in bed most of the
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months. An aunt
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tunable to attend
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ore to try Lydia E. Pinklram's Yoga -
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Alf.1 also took Lydia E. ITinkhanr s
flood Medi .mc. 'When I first took the
medicine 1. only weighed tieventy-
eight pounds. 1 ow I weir)). twice as
much. If 1 get out of sorts or weary
and can't sleep I always take another
bottle of • the Vegetable Command.
I find it wonderfully goo y for fe-
male troubles, and have recom-
mended it to my neighbors. I will
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I receive asking about rt. Mrs.
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Ia5UC No. 35—`27 . "