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BY
O.W.`L.
(Oa With Ltutghter)
Stranger (at sato)---"is your mother
'at Moue?"
Yooungeter—"SayI Do you suppose
1Fm mowing this yard because the
brass is long?"
Natieut (nervously)-"An4 will the
toperatioa be dangerous, doctor?"
Doc. -"Nonsense I You couldn't buy
,a dangerous operation for forty dol -
Advertleleg works the way grace
(grows—the better your publicity fer-
•tii�iz�er the lens - you need lie awake
inigh�ts to worry about the crop.
You might tell her age and live, but
!you had better not tell how much she
'weighs.
The main objection to ivar is that it
selrlam kills off the right people.
• A certain woman we know can make
fine prayer, but you ought to hear
her abuse the hired girl.
Dorothy --"But, surely, you didn't
tell him straight out that you loved
ban?"
Jane—"Goodness,
no He simply had
to ,squeeee it out of me."
A Poem.
AIt'e great to be alive and be
;a1 part of all that's going on;
To live and work and feel and see
Lite lived each day from early dawn;
To rise and with the morning light
Go forth until the hours are late,
'Then joyously return at night,_
'And reet from honest toil—it's great.
Insurance Agent --"Would you like
itio read something with a risque atmos -
There ?"
tmos-There?"
Friend—"Some."
Insurance Agent—"Here's an a cel-
ldent policy,"
The national administratdon In
glower, which ha, little' to do with it,
,is always praised or blamed for good
;or bad times,. That's polities,.
Diner (to head waiter) — "By the
way, did that fellow who took my or-
der leave any family?"
Cash Payments.
At this admioe, do not frown,
For it wild stand the test;
'A wise"young man will use cash down
When feathering his nest.
I admire any man or woman who acs
cepts the inevitable responsibilities of
life, and digs in.
Madera alwa.ye seem to be working
los souse fat fellow who sits in a swivel
chair all day long, smoking cigars.
THE ONLY MEDICINE
BAY HAS HA
Frilatthewni3 para of lima Endure And Live,
Arnold wee Air Du G , t LE n the Lon,
Dfamous Thomate Arnold, the teed Mas-
ter of ;Rugby School so dually deei•cted'
in.`'Torn Browz's Schooldene:' .Ile
himself watt for many year eehoel
S inspecter, but he wars, drat and fore-
must,
oreen
me t, a, great English poet. rt'he fol-
lowing "le from ""Iseult's Tele":—
Is What. Thousands of Mother
Say of D3aby's Own Tablets,
Once a; anothee hat wed Baby's Ow
'Tablets for hes little one she will lie
nothing else. Expesienco teaches II
that they ,are without an equal for r
Having baby of any et the many nano
ail�tnents which dict him at one tint
or another. The Tebiete never fail
be of beneft--they cannot possibly d
harm: as they are gnarstnteed to b
gfree from all lefurious drugs,
Conoeirning Baby'•s Own Tablets M•
'Bavaria 1=I•itll, Norwood, Ont., says : --'
ahal4 always have a good word to
for Baby's Own Tablete. 1 have give
them to our baby girl. In fact they
are the only medicine she has ever had
end I am prond to say that she to
1second prize at. our baby aho*. Sh
eileven months old and weighs 22
pounds. No mother whose child is
peevish or ailing^ will make a mdet;e.lre
in giving Baby's Own Tablets,"
Baby's Own Tablets are scdd by
medicine 'dealers or direct by mall at
25 cents a box from The Dr. Williams'
Med4e ne Co., Brockvilley Ont.
e i'they came to whose the brushwood
Ceatsed, amud- der ity
Peered 'twist the stems; :and the
ground broke away,
In a sloped award, down to a brawling
brook;
tb And up as high as where they stood to
took
o On the brook', farther side was dear,
but the,
' The under wood and trees began again.
I. This ellen glen wall studded thick with
"�y thorns
Then white with blossom; and you aaw
the borne,
too Through last yea, s resit, of the shy
fallow deer
8 'Wlao eoecte at noon down to the water.
here.
You maw the bright-eyed squirrels dart
along
'Under the thorns on the greensward;
and strong
The blackbird whi•s'tled . from the
dingles near,
And the weird chipping of the wood-
pecker
Rang toneeomely and sharp; the sky
was fair,
And a fresh breath o2 spring stirred
everywhere.
Upon the brow -top grew a thorn, d
The Lord Chancellor's Seat.
in the literal sense there is, no "bar"
in. the House of Commons; it is but a
brass rod let in the floor. Yet most
people imagine it as a sort of waist -
high barrier.
And the "woolsack" in the House of
Lords—most people would declare It
to be but a figure of speech, and there
was "no sucll thing." Yet there is. It
is a square sack filled with pure wool,
and on it the Lord Chancellor, as
"Speaker" of the Upper House, sits
quite comfortably.
It was fast placed in position in the
reign of Edvi'ard III.• In his reign the
great national industries. were the
weaving of woollens and the export of
yarn. Thus, as a symbol of what wool
meant to Britain a sack of wool was
placed in the House of Lords as a seat
for the most important officer of the
State. The custom has been main-
tained ever since, with the slight varia-
tion of making the sack square and
covering it with a red cloth.
Japanese Sea Quakes Drive
Away Food Fish.
Continued earthquakes in • Japan
and the seas surrounding the island
empire have frightened away many
of the fish• depended upon by the Jap-
anese for most of their food supply,
declare exporters on Pacific coast,
who have. received cable orders to
rush canned, smoked -Ea pickled her-
ring, salmon and even whale meat to
the Orient.
Catches of fish by Japanese fleets
have fallen off this winter at an
alarreing rate, so much so as to cause
the United States Government to sus-
pect that the herds of fur seals har-
bored by Uncle Sam in the Bering
Sea rookeries had something to do
with the scarcity. But scientists be-
lieve it is not fish -eating seals but
great earthquakes that have fright-
ened away or killed the great varie-
ties of Japanese fishes. .,.
The longest lease in the City of
London, .if not in the world, is that
on which two buildings in Bury St.,
St. Mary Axe, have just been sold—
for 10,000 years at a yearly rental
of £200. "
Some women couldn't tell the truth
even in a diary:
Made only from hard Western' wheats, Purity Flour is
rich in gluten -•-" the energy giving and body building food.
Purity Flour is best for all your baking and will supply extra
nourishment to the children, in cakes, pies, Mins and bread.
URITY FLOUR
Send 30c in stamps for ;sir 700 -recipe Purity Flour Cook Book. yes
waters Canada Flour Mills Co. Limited Toronto, Montreal, Ottawa, Saint John.
"Should be in every omen
Says Mme. Viltemaire
Three years of stomach sand kidney disorders :wrecked
her health. Now fully recovered and feeling
splendid, she, thanks Tanlac
Mme. Eliza Villemaire lives at 432
St. Patrick Street,, Ottawa. She is
ruddy and robust. showing no signs of
the distressing ordeal silo went through
for three years. "No words can ex-
press what T suffered," she said re-
cently. "At times I thought my back
must break, and I could not even
stoop over to set the table.
My stomach was just as bad, for
pod would lie there like a lump of
lead. I used to'bloat terribly, and et
times Could hardly catch my breath.
Nervousness kept me awake half the
night. I tried many remedies and
treatments but though I spent a small
fortune on them, nothing seemed to
help me.
"I only wish I had taken Tanilsi°.
when my trouble first started for it
Would tcoai c ave saved mo a lotof
certainly
y
,suffering. The way nay troubles dis-
appeared after taldng it was :almost
magical.. It built me ulianti made me
a new woman. Now my kidneys :.
never bother' me, I am free from all
pain and my digestion is splendid. If .
I had my way I'd put Tanlac in every
home in Canada. That's how much
think1about' " ,
ort.
Don't neglect natures warnings.
At the first sign of trouble, take Tangy
lac, nature's owm:ttonics made from
roots, herbs and barks. • . Your drug-
gist has it; get a bottle today. Over
52 million bottles sold.
irre
as
id
here
The grass was dry and massed, and
you saw dear
Across the hollow; white anemones
Starred the cool turf, and clumps of.
primroses
Ran out froin the dark underwood be-
bind—
No fairer resting -place a man could
find.
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Garnets in Canada..
The garnet is usually looked upon' as
a precious stone but the quantity used
as gems is very small. in comparison
with that used for abrasive purposes,
according to the Department of Mines,
at Ottawa. There are several deposits
of abrasive garnet in Canada. In On-
tario, a good type of garnet is being
produced from a rich vein near Ban-
croft, and a promising deposit of larger
extent but lower garnet 'content at
Parry Sound has been well prospected
and will probably be an economic pro-
ducer. Near Sudbury, there is another ti
promising exposure about -.fifty feet
wide and traceable for a considerable
distance. At Chegoggin Point, near
Yarmouth, Nova Scotia, a 35=foot dike
with a. garnet content of approximately 1
40 per cent outcrops on the sea shore
and has been traced inland for-severa•I
miles. All the above deposits, are near
rail or water transportation and should
be of commercial importance. Several
other deposits are known that are
both rich. and suitable for abrasive
purposes, but they are at present re-
mote from transportation facilities.
:tall Or ..� , . i
don National Review; 'A Yorkshire
ppoverh which, might well be written
on the lintel of every floor in the land
eayss e "Thank God ter' Iasis difilcul�ti�eS i
dot Ih have none." Lt ie by endur-
anoe that strength is born, by battle
that courage comets, by patience that
the Eleg<lom of Joy is won, Socialism
le not a remedy: it Is a diacse--and
a .mortal disease. it, is not a eure: it
is a cam1cea• end a curse, It is not a
medicine, but a poison that paralyse
and benumbs initiative and robe a man
of all'that gives nest and motive to
acti.vlty. Soeiailsm Is not !a prlf rp-
tion; it is a deatlhevaraant, and it
deals out no healthe and neo b�appinees,
but Meer), and decoy.
re.
SPRING IMPURITIES
.DUE TO POOR BLOOD
A Tonic Medicine a Necessity at
This Season.
Dr, Williams' Pink Pills are en all -
year -round tonic for the blood and
nerves. But they are especially valu-
able in the Spring when the system ie
loaded with tmpurittee as a result of
the indoor life of the.winter moinths.
Theme is no other season when the
blood is so much in need of purifying
and emitting and every dose of these
pills helps to enrich the blood. In the
spring one feels weak and tired—Dr.
Williams' Pink Pills give strength. in
the spring the appetite is often poor—
Dr. WLl ani;' Pink Pills• develop the
appetite, tone the 'etomaoh and aid
weak digestion. It is in the spring
that poisons in the blood find an out-
let in disfiguring pimples, eruptions
and boils—Dr. Williams' Pink Pills
clear the skin because they go to the,
root of the trouble ir4he blood. In the
spring, anaemia, rheumatism, Indiges
tion, neuralgia and many other trou-
bles are most persistent because of
poor, weak blood, and it is at this time
when all nature takes on new life that
the blood most seriously .needs t�ten-
tion. Some people dose theinsel3es
with pus iatives at this season, but
these only further weaken themselves.
A 'purgative merely gallops through
this system, emptying the bowels, but
does not help the blood. On the other
liand, Dr. Williams' Pink Pills enrich
the blood which reaches every nerve
and every organ in the body, ,bringing
new strength and vigor to weak, easily
red men, women and children. Try
Dr. Willieros' Pink Pills this spring—
they will not disappoint you.
You can get these pills thorough any
snt�clieine deader or by mail at 50 cents
a box frau The Dr. Williams' "Medicine
Co., Brockville, Ont. '''
Bettering Burbank, '
"Iiow do you put the water in the
watermelons?" asked the village wit
of the farmer,
"Oh, I plana the seeds in the springy„
An acid stomach caused by indigestion often
creates rheumatic symptoms. Set your stomach
right with Seigel's Syrup. Any drug store.
"Marriage with the' right man or
woman is a harbor in the tempest;
with the wrong one a tempest in the
harbor," said Dr. Bernard Hollander
in a recent speech.
Kiii warts with Minard's Liniment.
Water loses weight when the moon
is overhead; the water directly under
the moon rises higher; lienee the tide.
A man, too, loses weight when the
moon is overhead; a I68 -pound man
weighs one thirty-two hundredths of
an ounce less at .such times.
Blind Boy Musician Radio Star
Donald — otherwise "Ronnie" —
Matthews, blind from birth and
possessing a natural 'talent for mu-
sic which has been carefully nur-
tured, has become a. welcome per-
former at special broadcasts ever
ONRV, the Vancouver, ]3.C.. radio
station of 'tile Canadian National
Railways. "Ronnie" chose the piano
as his instrument of expression and
the foundation of instructlou has
been elo carefully prepared that he
has already successrully passed two
examinations tinder the auspiceys of
the London Academy of Music.
Seeking for 'a medium to ade-
quately present the boy's talent to
the world at large, G. A. Wright
broadcasting manager, 'evolved a
feature known as "the radio train,"
:by which an imaginary train, leaves
CNItV and visitor homes trf kiddie:: in
British. Columbia, the neighboring
,provinces, Yukon, Alaska and the
pacific States. Of this "train" lett s-
ter "Ronnie" is "conductor", acting
as 4Lnnouneer and oecnsieneliy of-
fering pianoforte selections. The
feature bas pro ce so successful
'that a
t it has beer)
made anen '
�
1?
erm'z t
part of the ses'L.s.ii's programmes at
1
NI•t'V'.
'Phe photographs show the "train"
drew' ready for the broadcast, Prom readlfg from Braille charaetora,
left to right: "Doug," the brakeman.
(Douglas Mowers, assistant radio
inspector);"Millie," (Miss Millie
Fuyarohok, of the station, office
stall), who is "passenger" and also
the directing power for the Bell—
a special feature of all 'Canadian Na-
tional Railways radio stations;
"Aunt Elmena," dbredtress of chil-
dren's programmes (Miss Mabel L.
Tomer); "Conductor," "Ronnie"
Matthews; 'Cap" Roy, (Roy M.
Brown, broadcasting operator), who
for the tittle he1ug is the "whistle,"
and G. A. Wright,. manager and chief!
announcer, "engineer" of the mythi-
cal "train," the mechanism: heldin
his hand being the "train." operating
noises.
in time /over phottigrnpin of ."Ron-
nie"
Idaon-nie" himself lie is shown Making an
announcement over the mierolnhoue,
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ISSUE No. 16--27wleee
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"is good telt'.
tali
RED ROSE ORANGE PEKOE Is the
'`best tea you can buy"—picked when only
'gime days old—juicy, cy, flavor -filled leaves.
Now packed in Aluminum
Mental Health. •
MentaI health means more than be
ing free from mental disease, Free-
dom from insanity alone does not 1m
pity that a piere;om,'a mental health 1s
perfect. The ;train od life as we Ii'v
it today bripge a good deal of wear
and tear to our mental equipment, and
it behooves us to preserve the health
01 our mind d as well as the health
our body. n;
A mental breakdowis something
none of no want, And the futupeiul tiling
le that we can, prevent Lt. George K
Pratt claims that if people would do
Vbe sensible thing, mental stress would
be greatly lessened. Men end 'women
can do mads to protect their mental
health, even though it le true that the
foundations for "a sound mind ins a
sound body" are bent laid during chlitd-
hood.
His suggestions are the simplest and
sanest we have seen for a long time:
Face reality squarely; find out your
cliffiouities "raid proceed to conquer
them. No good ever came from deny-
ing or trying to escape unpleasant
tasks or responsibility.
Learn to think with your intelli-
gence, not with your emotions.
A. married woman should not give
up all outside interests when the first
baby Comes. They should keep up
music, or painting, or athletics,
church societies and bridge clubs. The
girl who drops her friends after mar-
riage will live to be sorry; keep the
friends who live in town and corres-
pond regularly if not often with your
distant friend;.
Take au energetic attitude about
worry. Find out definitely what is wor-
rying you—then make an honest ef-
fort to remove the cause.
Avoid excessive dath'
y ea.ming. Wish-
ing never yet proved a good substitute
for doing. A busy life is the best anti- i
dote for day -dreaming.
For distemper—MI/lard's Liniment.
Classified Advertisements,..
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J. ).1.8 MOST ISnLI'L): sIrsrs I VEN DEvxs:r:D,
with pronunciation er every word, A iaafeet
kpowmedIN of the language to Uwe* months. Colli
Ode ;loth ed., .iliac; abridged Paper cd., 36e, Post
e paid. World's 6ubserlVHon Apency aced., P.O. Be*
EIDE. Dept. P. Montreal. P.Q.
ANTASD PISTON 'RINGS Max]" OLD Calla
new; 55 worn Winders without martndn's
Ure epeciank
aa on Farm nee and Tractors, Pon-
'rard Piston Rtes Celupanr. 62-34 Front Street Wert.
Toronto
.H Ian fntAD tt • CMICEe. ISO AND UP.
,[UJ Carandar. witttam P,etseh, Stratford n6, Ont.
•
A Strong Tie.
Equally Now!
William 13. Munro in the Boston At-
lantic Monthly: Phflip of Macedonia
was in the habit of boasting, twenty-
two hundred years ago, that he could
capture any city on earth by driving
into it an ass laden with gold. To -day
there are men who can crapture city
halls and state capitols with the same
facility and in the wane way—except ,
that it is a "bagman" who now carries
the coin. These bagmen have become
an essential part of our invisible gov-
Auekland Weekly News: When we
speak to -day of the King's realm, the
Maga; writ, the King's highway, we
mean our common heritage od power
and3
law liberty, His Majesty is
one with his people; they are one with
each other as they gather about him;
and there is nothing in the wide wind
that can withstand or ;bake an Empire
so bound together with free, glad
loyalty.
"Money in the bank is always in
style," states a savings bank adver-
tisement. True, and it is a style that
continually draws interest.
CII1 CKS
. t"Faj
All that the name
implies. From
healthy, free
range parent
flocks, Bred to lay. 5. C. W. Leghorns
and Barred Plymouth Rocks from
nationally known strains. Get more
poultry profits from these healthy,
vigorous, Smith Hatched Chicks.
Write for circular FREE
OLVTMRtO QUALITY HATCHERY
434e6 BidllrlondSL.,London,Ontarioj
Better Chicks
thatwillpayyou. Bred to lay.
Barred Plymouth Rocks S.C. W.
Leghorn, F3arron and Wycoff and
orris strains. Bell -City White
Wyandotte; Pure-bred, healthy„
vigorous, Smith Hatched.
Sand fcr dr-co/err and priers
BIELF.-CITY HATCHERY
ata Colborne St., Brantford, Ontario
iSpring Time is
CELERY KING Time
;Brew a cup of this fine old vegetable tonic.
lit is all the spring medicine you need.
eminent.It drives out winters poisons, improves
the appetite and makes you feel better
fright away. CFI FRY KING is good for
• the whole family. At druggists, 30c & 60c.
We will ship,
FREIGHT
PREPAID ,
KEEP YOUR SCALP
Clean and Healthy
Will MORA
No obligation to
buy, but if you
do, easiest terms
are arranged.
Guaranteed for
ten years.
Write now for
particulars.
Agents wanted where as
are not represented, 30
Swedish Separator Company,
Limited
36a Notre Dame St. Wert
Montreal
lose their soreness when you use
Minard's. Remove the hard
skin and apply freely.
Proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians, for
Colds Headache Neuritis Lumbago
Pain Neuralgia Toothache Rheumatism
trostrrnarinvactrtarnmeemernesert
DOES NOT. AFFECT THE HEART
„m.ur.nnmiue4trcoiterseineweitadeireareeinetetier
Accept dill "Bayer's tacks e
wbich contains proven pranei d it ect s
Handy "Bayer" boxes of 12 tablets
Also bottles of 24 and 100 druggists,
:tnptrtri Is the trade .mark tveglatered in Canada) of Bayer tiarretaotern of l5tonoaeetic.
/oldest/3r of 2allcylieaetrt (Acetyl Salicylic acid, "A. 5. A."). while It is well knoWs
that Aspirin 1211212119 ti(tycr manufacture, to attstat them ,nolle against im.itationa, time R'abiC3�ii
of Bayer Company Will he Ntasosi W1tie Owls geflotal 1Tatte hmaclt, ata "'Saraneva'