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Uncle—"'Yeti should work and earn
Money.'
Boy ---"But what do I want with
•money?"
Uncle--"WhY, saveand be independ-,
eat, and then you won't have to work!"
Boy --„Bolt I don't have to work
now,' •
' Leaky,,
A little boy had hist first dip in the
sea, but came out quickly looking in-
dignant • •
"I'm not going in there,”: ,he .said
to his mother; "this. bathing. dress lets
water in."
FELT IfEllY
Had No ,Ambition and Had to
Rest Frequently.
Mrs. Wm, J. Griffin, Tehkummah,
Jack ,MaY I eat you 'IIe+venge'?"
„Why?„
"Because revenge Ls sweet."
"Certainly, if you •'will let me call
you 'Vengeance'!" ,
"And why 'Vengeance'?"
"Because''•vengeanoe' ie mine."
Suurn nes and The r Origin
KEELER.,
'Racial Origin ---English.
Source—An occupation.
This family name is one of the elate'
M'&nitoulin Island, Ont,; is one of the. which originated in the occupations Source -A locality:
litany thousands of women who was of their .original bearers,; ands it has, • The tamely name of Thurston is one
ran -down • and bloodless, and who has apparently, no• connection with the which traces back to very ancient.
found new health *through Dr. Wilesomewhat simii'ar name of Keller. " times and constitutes one oR those re -
Items' Pink Pills. She says:—"Por a I But what was the occultation of lies of pagan Englend which the rush
number of years I felt very weak and
"heeler" in medieval England? et Was of our modern civii1,zetiO1 has not sue-
had no ambition. I found it very dif- either one .of two callings; and there ceeded ill obliterating.however,
ilmeet to do my housework and had t11;o,; is nothing much in the way of direct The antiquity of the name,
rest frequently. As time passed mY 1 evidence to settle the ques�tien of is as a place name rather then a fondle'
condition. grew decidedly worse, and which; !name. It was turned to the latter
my feet and legs were badly swollen. In more Modern times a certain tY'Pe' lenge about the same period when
My husband told the `doctor of mY of burden -bearing vetoed has navigated the bulk of family
names came into
condition, and he gave me medicine. the River Tyne,. known as a "Keel." i being in England,'namely, between the
the doctor It is a low, fiat vessel,• virtually of twelfth and fifteenth centuries. Be
)~hell my baby came and
attended me. He said I had scarcely barge construction, and there is reg- fore that it existed only, as the name
any blood in my body that it had son to believe that it was used on the of a place.
turned to water, I continued taking Tyne as a very early date. The skipper In the speech of the. ancient Pagan
has medicine for a time, but did not'of such a craft, or• its Shands, were Saxon inhabitants of lengland", Thurs-
feel that it, was doing me any good known ati keglers.
Then I started to take Dr. Williams
Pink Rills, In a short while I felt
better, and after taking the pills for
a couple of months I felt like a new
person. Where my work ueed to be
a drag upon my strength I enjoy do-
• explaining the existen+ee
in the majority of eases.
THURSTON.
Racial Origin—English-
the name
• The woald is full of nuisances and
the worst of them ,is worry.
Many people miss the train—of kind- ills it now, and I will always reeom-
ly 'thought.
"" " The question lies
in whether the existence of -.tale craft
reaches back se far as the period in
which fa'"mily names were formed, '
The other explanation would be more
obvious, A "keeler" arias also the arti
San of • the ancient shipyards who
specialized in shaping the keels of the
medieval craft.
The chances are that this family
name is derived• from neither one nor
A man we heard of is worth $10,000.
That le the size of the reward the
sheriff has offered -for him, dead or
alive.
The Two. Side's;
Wille --"There are two sides to every,
question, you know."
Hubby (sadly)—"Yes, I know—Your
side and the wrong side.'
mend Dr. Williams' Pink Pills to weak
people."
if you will send your name and ad-
dress to The Dr: Williams' Medicine
Co., they will mail you a little book
called "Budding "Up the Blood," which
contains many health hints. You can
get the pills through any medicine
dealer or by mail at 50 cents a box
from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co.,
Brockville, Ont.
•
The World's Best Farmer.
.A. young Alberta engineer who, with
no capital, turned to the land ten. years
ago when dissatisfied with his profes-
sion is to -day the most famous• farmer
in North America,
He is the _fid:st man in history to
win the "world's championship" in
both wheat and oats. ,for the same
farmer—a feat he aocomplished with
his exhibits et the international hay sent before the second or third year
and grain show at Chicago. of life, and when found in extremely
youngchildren, is almost always due
The new grain king's name is Her -
Mau Trelle, and his farm is at Wemb- to a rheumatic infection.
ley, in the far -northern Peace River Careful examination of school age
country in Alberta. children shows about one per cent. to
Ten years ago he did not know the be suffering from some disturbance of
difference between wheat and oats; the heart. In many instances the pre -
now he is adjudged to have produced pre-
sence of this disease was unknown to
better wheat and better oats than any- the parents or child affected. Rhea -
one else In the world. The hoinestead 'matism in some of its forms, St.. Vitus'
of 160 acres which he first took up Dance, Diphtheria or some other in -
was extended to 430 acres while he de- fection was tisual]y ifound to be the
veined his wonder grains. cause.
• Mr. Trolle, who is only thirty-one Many of the existing cases of heart
years old, has attained' suoces•s by disease could have been avoided if ade-
tasting all available Government boiler quote care had been taken at the time
tine, studying reports of experimental of the onset of the disease responsible.
farms, and carefully following instate- Rheumatism.does, not neoessarilykiave
tions. to be present in the form of, acute rhea-
His victory means that Canada is matte fever 133. ander to: damage .the
predominant by right of title in the heart. Such slight manifestations...et
two meet inlpor•tant grains foe another its presence' as ."'growing` pain's,' are
year. • sufficient ivarrant for careful super-
qo yottget.a.aeusationof pressure onthe heart? vision :Of the child's activities. Slight
Don't isafrightened it's not heart trouble—its pain or swelling in the joints, of• a
indigestion. Seigel's Syrup ,will fix it. Any transient charactei, should taken
drug store.
the other of these sources exclusively,
ton meant "Thor'" town". or "Thor s
fortress." Thor was that god of might
whose name runs through the, alae
of the 'Vikings, of the Swedes,
Nor-
wegians, Icelanders, Danes, Saxons
and all the northern branches of the
Teutonic rase.
Of course, in its first use to desig-
nate the individual, the name was used
to indicate the place from which the
bearer had come and was prefixed,
either in the Norman ox Saxon tongue,
but from both; with thelatter course by the word "ot."
Heart Disease. in Children'.
Disturbances of the heart in child-
ren, automatically divide themselves
into two groups, those which were pre-
sent at the time of birth, and are due
to defects in development, ' and those.
which are acquired after birth.
Congenital heart conditions, or those
present at birth,,,are, no uncommon.
They are, as a rule, easily recogniz-
able, and while they vary materially
in extent, the majority of them term -
heats) fatally within a given period of
time.
Acquired heart disease is rarely pee -
MOTHERS PRAISE
E.. Y'S OWN TABLETS
Grown: in the best gardens in
the Orient.
in
Blended by men trained ;the
world's greatest tea market.
Packed in the best packet yet
found • for tea—Aluminum.
While you play, remember that your C3ai3sifled • Advertisements.,
competitors are energetically at work.
We hear a good deal of the Leisure
Class. Those in the leisure class 1
know are mainly poor people.
Mrs. L. M. Brown, Walton, N.S.,
says:—"I cannot recommend Baby's
Own Tablets too highly. I have found
them invaluable for the ailments of
little ones." Mrs. Brown's ,testimony
is the same as that of thousands of
ether mothers who have used the Tab-
lets. To use them once is a sure guar-
antee that they will always be kept in
the home as long as there are babies
or young children to be cared for. The
Tablets are a laxative—mild but
thorough in action—which never fail
to regulate the stomach and bowels;
relieve constipation and indigestion;
break up colds and simple feversand
make the dreaded teething Peri
easy. In fact you banish all the minor
Els from which little ones suffer. The
Tablets are sold by medicine dealers
or by mail at 25 cents a box from The
Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville,
Ont.
-- I end btmloae forever evttb m7 ne7+redodyno
���
Solvent treatment Pd ter almost(detan*.
17. Athol reduction of the oolaoo , sroe•tn
b6o•te eofacttbntvendnest Vogofnhoeacell
ba . afzo smaller—olltaa too olzes nmaller.
PROVE LT FREE—Suet vend yen: nano
and address, no money, and the fall t eatment
avarnntm 4 to bola m tote ro pltt mgr t>4
yours to try. 2Io a�li.atl'oan-A�dsaaa
KAY LABORATORIES, D, at. A400
so Front St., W. Toranto.O1O•,
Old Cheese.
Dinar -"Waiter,' there's. a gray hair
oaf this •cheese."
Waiter—"Well;, sir, didn't you ask
'for old English cheese?" . ..
Newspaper -Boy Knight.
Sir Percival Bowes', the ex -Lord,
Mayor o•f 'Birmingham, who was
knighted in the Neev Year Honors,
faced the world, an orphan, at the age
of eleven, when he sold; newelesPee
in the streets of Hythe, Kent, where
he was born of Yorkshire parents.. He
afterwards worked on a farm, which
he left to become apprenticed to an
engineer and blacksmith. He be-
came . the first Socialist , Lord
.Mayor of Birmingham in 1924, and
served with such distinction during
his year of office that the request, to
which he acceded, to continue a second
year was supported by even his op-
ponents.
Don't .Neglect
Bronchial Colds
Pneumonia, "Flu" and other danger-
ous maladies develop from common
colds. To prevent trouble take Bucicley's
Mixture: It quickly relieves the Cough
•, and removes the cause. Different from
old-fashioned syrups. It's a scientific
Oto combination of proven virtues. Sold by
nil druggists and guaranteed.
W. K. Bnckley, Limited,
142 Mutual St., Toronto 2 524
BuCKL
Aces like a f ash—
dingie sip proves it
very seriously by the parents and
Nursed the Prince .of Wales. physician. ,
Mme. Blanche Mae -obese the great The early recognition of such dis-
prima donna, who recently emerged
from her retirement to give a recital
in London,•once nursed• the Prince of
`Wales, then a little fellow of three,
and• warmed up Princess Mary's feed-
ingirottle. The Duke of York looked
ou from•a high chair.
Minard's Liniment for rheumatism.
--A woman's whole life is a history
of the affections. The heart as her
world: it there her ambition strives
for empire; it is there her avarice
seeks for hidden treasure.She sands children tire easily, may have palpita-
forth her sympathies on adventure; (tion, pain oven the region of the heait,
she -embarks her whole soul in the or •shortness of breath on exertion.
traffic of affectierti; and, if shilrwreck-I Loss of weight or anaemia may be pre -
How It Was.
"Believe me or not, I was waiting
for a street case"
"Get out! Can that noise!"
"Sure! And then her husband hap-
pened to see us!"
FOB SALE.
____--.,-_._-.�
ICTROLA STYLF„ 1S'OLL CABINET. 1•Ga'`��gt
♦T an records, 48 selections. automatic. Valu
085.00 for 885.00 guaranteed. Poisson. 840 Mount
Royal East. Montreal
Anil, 226 AMISS, 20 IIDAD STOCK, U AlSFI$,
poultry, turkeys, 11050. 01090,. eo.ulpmen", l01,800.
l.
2.000 down, balance 4800 yearly. FARM '
buildings. ONLY 62,600 oast. .or terms.. 7..t call.
Write Mr Douglas, lirrkimer; N.Y. V•
PUPILS WANTED,
m5 TBAININQ sCS00L OH' TEE DOA
i•i Alomo1ial iioapitaL Naw London, Connec(trut-•
dollahffuny altuated o¢ the -banks o! the Taamcl
River where it flows into Long Island' Sound—desires
Pupils. Competent Instructors, Technicians end
Supervisors .insure excellent training. The course 10
88. months. 0 at whioh Al affiliation is Bellevue lios•t
pita, Now York City.
No man ever lived a right life who
had not been chastened by woman's
love, strengthened by her courage and
guided by her discretion.—Ruskin.
Gorillas and chimpanzees are left-
handed, while the orang-outang is
right-handed.
OUTBERN CA.LIroRNIAI QUESTIONS A54 -
S8VERED, 81.00 each. Latest facts. Send cash
or P.O. Money Order only. Independent Bureau,
Box 1004, Arcade, Los Angeles, California.
ONLY STEEL RIM PNEUMATIC AND STRAW
ONLY
collar business, advertised over Caned*
and United States; harness Lt eonnecuoa; le now
fox sale. wILLIAI1 SPAETZBL, Pneumatic Collar
Co., New Dundee, Ont.
Can Be Overdone. I1141MIONS *Mt
Vacations
Any properly -organized business
should run efficiently during the tem-
porary absenoe of its head. But if it
could run permanently without him
gas well as with him, them it would
tlnean that he was utterly useless, a
mere barnacle extracting substance
from the organization.
The following sentences are from an
announcement received from a New
York dentist: "I wish to announce that
I am again practising at my former
location in . , I am planning to
attend personally to my patients and
eases as diphtheria and scarlet fever, not employ assistants as heretofore.
and the prompt action of 'adequate , This dentist prospered. He began
treatment, will do much to limit the to take more' interest in hunting and
possibility of ,the infection involving' in open-d•oor life in the West than in
the heart. • his business. He employed first one
Tonsillitis and disease of the tonsils and then another assistant. By
is another common contributing factor by he ceased &hawing up at all. Not
in the cause of heart disturbances' in once did his patients receive unsatis-
children, not perhaps directly, but as factory treatment while he was an the
possible lodging .places for organisms job; but after one experience with an
which may grow and spread to the assistant they went elsewhere.
heart itself.In time. the dentist awoke to the
The usual symisoma associated with fact that if he were to continue, the
early heart disease in children arena badness he would have to pack Up his
as definite as 'one would like, These i gun and get baok on his' job.
Vacations are useful. There may be
sound sense 11). the recent declaration
of a professional authority that busy
men of affairs in these modern, high-
„
ed her case is hopeless—for it is. a t. The ttisease is as a rule, .brought ;pressure days require a winter as we
bankruptcy of the heaa t,—Irving. sen I
to light on examination by the school as a summer vacation. Bat vacstnobn0
physrclan, or when the condition has I can be overdone. A business ca
Aeroplanes have been um for sow- become exaggerated by some intercur- neglected overmuch. Play, taken in
keg tob over suitable g to attracttt in rent i1111055. - ,proper doses, fits a mall for more and
Mt�nitoba the object being to The avoidance of unnecessary ,ex- }better•
work. But too much play will
n1
Responds to treatment with
Minard's. Mix ,- with molass�as
and pour over a bran mash.
ore sante by the extra food supply. , poeure, the wearing of sufficient warm
1 play the deuce with any enterprise.The girl with dreamy eyea is usual- clothing in extreme weather, careful
ly wide awake. attention to defects of the throat, and
sufficient rest during convalesence
Seeing through an idea as good-- from infectious diseases. with regular
seeing art, idea through is better.
complete ,physioal examination of all
children, are measures which will -do
-•--•4much to lessen the amount of hurt
disease now existing among children.
I Want_ to help"
says AlIen • fou
Tells facts from own experience to help others. Almost
wild; with pain, weak and rundown,, he wan
new health and strength through' Tanlac
Alien Boudria, engineer, of 432 St.
Patrick .9t,, is, one of Ottawa's best
kne'vn citizens: "My purpclse in
the facts of my experience,' : ho'
said, is to help others who suffer as
I
did.
"Far five years I was in misery. My
mystoole machh troubled stem most.med out of gEventta
drink of Cold water would cause my'
stomach to bloat and swell abnor-
rally, gas would prevent me from
sleeting at night so that I had to get
up and Walk the floor for hours. Vio-
lent stomach pains nearly drove me
wild. I've seen times when I was
doubled over, unable to straighten up.
elfey friend M. Lapont,e told me
l anlae had helped .him out of else, made this great change. I'm for
saw . Tanlae,.
t) bottles in at Tht somMad Me over, overwork ot neglect have worn
0 bottles in till. It just made the over: li tfeel $0 years younger than I ani, and yon down gets e � n la , the
g, Ito atss and
weigh 21.4 lbs. My appetite and sleep twill tonic rn c
ar"aeoth fine. I eat what I like and barks. Your druggist fitly it. over 62
title; ,1il:e a top., '*dike and nothing million bottles sold.
,Blackbird.
1 -le comes on chosen evenings,
My blackbird bountiful, and sings
Over the gardens of the town
Just at the hour the sun goes down.
His flight ache the chimneys. thick,
By some dee-Ina arithmetic,
Comes to his customary stack, -
And couches there his plumage black,
Anti there he lifts his yellow bill, ' 1
Kindled against the suuset, till
These suburbs ere like Dymock wools
'Where .mnise° has her solitudes,
And while he.moeks the winter's wrong
Rapt on his pinna.c.le of. song,
Figured above our garden plots
Those are celestial chinmeeepots. .
—rohn Drinkwater,
Polish new copper and brass with
good furniture create instead of metal.
polish, and the lacquer will not wear
of. ....
A generation ago there wei.•o a thou-
sand hien to every opportunity, while
bo-tl'ay there • are a thousand oppor-
tunities to every nl itti.--Henry Vont
Keep Mirrard'sjein m nt in the stable.
"CASCARETS" FOR
DOWELS, STOMACH,
HEADACHE, COLDS
re You Sic ,?
CALIFORNIA MARVELINE, "Nat`are'a Pro.
seription" for Chronic, Diseases, often sue -
coeds after all other remedies and methods
fail. Money -back guarantee. Particulars free.
dARVE•L1NE CO., 1456 Dansnuir Avenues
Los Angeles, California.
PUT STOMACH IN
ORDER AT ONCE
"Pape's Dia_pegsin" for
Gas, Indigestion or
Sour Stomach
.,,., "01' ,e •t • •.446-04
Instantly! Stomach corrected! You ,
never feel the slightest distress from
indigestion or a sour, acid, gassy stom-
ach, after you eat a tablet of "Pape's •
Diapepsin.' The moment it reaches
the stomach all sourness, fiatuleboe,
heartburn, gases, palpitatioon and paine
disappear. Druggists guarantee
package to comet digestion at once.
End your stomach trouble Dor few;
cents.
•
Clean your liver and constipated
bowels to -night and
feel flue
Get a 10 -cent box bow.
Are you keeping your liver, stomach
and bowels clean, pure and fresh with
Calgcarets•--Cr merely forcing a. pass-
age way every few days with salts,
cathartic pulls or castor oil? This is
important:
Cascarets immediately cleanse the
stomach, remove the sour, Undigested
a•nd fermenting fad and foul gases';
take the excess bile from the liver and
carry out of the system the consti-
pated waste matter and poison in the
b oweite.
No odcltie .how sick, headachy, bilious
and constipated you feel, a Casoaret
tonight will straighten. you out by
mo.raies. They work while you sleep.
A 10-eent,box. from Your druggist. will
keen your heed clear, stomach sweet
and • your liver a•nd bowels regular fog
months. Dent forget the children—
their !!ale insides need a gentle
cleansing, too.
ISSUE No. 9—'27.
Proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians foyl
Colds
Neuralgia
Pain Neuritis
Headache Lumbago
Toothache Rheumatism
DOES NOT AFFECT
THE HEART
tal
WARN
Beware of Counterfeits
There is only one genuine
"ASPIRIN" tablet. If a tab-
let is offered as "ASPIRIN"
and is not stamped with the
"Bayer Cross"–refuse it whir
contempt itisno't"ASPIRRN"
at all 1 Don't take chances I
p
Aece t only "Bayer" acka p
which contains proven darectialls.
Hands, "Bayer" luxes of IS tabletq
Also `bottles of 24 and jw--t'uggistc,
' fa
A,s
istere.i in Cansil>t? of 'i3*yor fantitaeturo ob war711R1 uoo tit+
aoldtfu is the etaliceeidt catetet asticylic Acia "A. 9, A,"), ngbhiletat l wen"1`sbt
ih0I Aspirin i insane t .ttlr",to assist the publie against "TWO Cabo
that teter to Iue(uss 'will r o ton ru
of Driyef• oomDany twill ba atatnlied with their gensrtul trade mark, the AJ'