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JOB PRINTING
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THE ZURICH HERALD
now f;rte ewe n reams.
In Paris, a gentleman wbo" is very
fond of IMO paintiugs bought for 15,000
francs a work entitled "The Bride of
j bydos" and was eongrntulatirlg him-
self on becoming its possessur when he
soddenly roinembered that his wife
disiiired vet")r- ranch to see him speed
his money to tli,i's manner.
"llow eltxu I avoid a scene?" 4e' asked
ltlluself. '+'If 1.e say that the painting
cost 15,000 francs, there will be an.
awful time, and so I'd better say 7,000.
No; 1'li say 4,000."
13y this time he had reached home,
and when'he'eaey his=wife be told her
unblushingly that he'had just secured
a beautiful work of art for the nomi-
nal' sum of 3,000 francs. At this good
news she seemed -more disconcerted
than pleased, but said nothing, and
the painting was hung up. •
Next day the gentleman was obliged
to go to the south of France, and when
he returned after a week's absence
his wife met him with a beaming coun-
tenance and said: "I've done rt good
stroke of business while you were
away. You know that paintiug you
bought for 3,000 francs? Well, I sold
it yesterday for 4,500, a clear profit of
1,500 francs!"
Hard Lessons In Good Manners.
School chaff is wholesome in most
cases, but it may cramp what should
not be cramped. As to the chaff which
a mall gives and gets at a university,
however, we do not think there can be
two opinions. It must do good. and it
has not the opportunity of doing harm.
Only those receive it who lay them-
selves open to receive it. The quiet
man who wishee to read or to think
apart need hardly ever come into con-
tact with his fellows unless he so
chooses. The swaggering or bump-
tious man, the opinionated man. the
offensive ratan—these are certain to be •
chaffed, and the chaff usually goes
home; not at once perhaps, but it usu-
ally gets there in the end with satis-
factory consequences. The personal
remark may be rude, but rudeness is
often a very salutury weapon. It is
certainly one of the most valuable In.
struments of English education. In-
deed It may seem a strange thing to
say. but it is surely true that contin-
ued experience of calculated, formu-
larized and well lntentioued rudeness
teaches people to be polite,
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HIGHWAY.
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r By JAMES H. BEARD O
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4. Copyright, 1001, by James II. Be e.rd 4.
SIttttinir the Itespouslbtlttr.
An Irishman who traded in small
wares kept a donkey cart, with which
be visited the different villages. Ou
one occ;tsion he came to a bridge where
u toil was levied.
Ile found to his disappointment he
bad not enough huouey to pay it.
A bright thought struck blur. Ile un-
,.., ,
un-
harnessed the donkey and put it into
the cart. Then, getting between the
shafts bitnself. be pulled the cart with
the donkey standing Su it on to the
!bridge.
In slue course be was balled by tete
folleetur.
]ley, nnani" rrles. rho Iadtte
'•'t4 haur's your toils"
"Begone." said the Irishman, "juii
tsslt the droiver."
It is no small matter • to lose both
home and friends. Even at the mo-
ment of the quarrel. I had realized
that, but now, alone on the dark road„
all which the sacrifice was like to
mean .carte upon me - with redoubled
force. Still there 'was no thought, in
my mind of turning back. Though my
heart was bursting, I merely set my •
lips tight and rode on, on, When a
man's temper is bad, his spurs are
busy.. Poor Edward sprang along in
great leaps, threatening every moment
to bring as both down with broken
necks.
Suddenly I brought my beast up with
a jerk and listened. In a moment it
came again—a cry for help.
I knew every foot of the country
about, and I was sure that the sound
came from an old branch of the road,
now seldom used, which ran parallel
to the one I was on. The two were
separated by perhaps fifty yards.
In a moment I was out of the saddle
and bad scrambled into the brush,
well knowing that at this point the
woods were far too dense to drive a
horse through. After wbat seemed an
interminable time I reached the sec-
ond road and stood gazing up and.
down in the faint ll gilt. Then I
marked my quarry, a dark, struggling
mass, and again I charged wildly for-
ward. sword in hand.
It was a sight to fill a saint with the
lust for murder. Two evil looking ruf-
fians bad just succeeded in pulling a
girl from her saddle and were now
bent on tying her bands. The maid
was all but spent from her exertions
and in a pitiable plight, her dress torn
and her hair fiyiu;* in wild confusion.
The 'villains were well pleased to strug-
gle with one defenseless girl, but, by
Our Lady, in another moment they
were glad enough to drop her and to
think only of their own lives.
The light in the road was bad, and
this helped rate. as there was small
chance for sword play, only fierce
rushes and quick cuts. with Iittle at-
tempt at defense. One of the men went
dawn with my sword In his throat be-
fore we had fairly begun the fight.
Iris fellow touched me on the arm be.
fore I could disengage, but it was n
mere scratch. The ratan still on his
feet was far superior to tee in swords-
manship. but I was young and agile,
and I sprang from side to side until
he lost track of my blade in tbo 'bad
light, and I ra'u biro through.
The girl was standing by her borse
' 'when I turned. :L beano of light from
. the rising moon forced its way through
the 'tangle of boughs and lit tip her
face.
r. I rcrognized It ltlstantiy—that calor,
proud face whteb I Luew me well and
t
had so little reason to love. 4s I looked
at her then 1 was forced to admit what
ley anger bud made sue deny uratty
Tea and tete Teem. times that eery Morning—that she was
' ty titlarrei '!vas More than a tele
.rad words!" she Cried angrily. "Ere
would hate married me to a churl—a
clerk, a scribbler!"
I bit my lip at that and said notion;'.
I knew well enough to whom be would
have married her.
".A. clerk," she t:ontinued, "with no
inai`e spirit titan a leveret, one evil°
loves a book better than a sword. 'Tis
said be does needlework like the maids
of the 'louse, and I can well believe
i" •'
It is easy for idle tongues to invent
lies" when a man does not follow the
Cashion of his age. I had killed too
little and read too much.
"Rest ever heard of Sir Francis Bay.
ard?" she asked, suddenly changing
her tone,
"Yes," I answered, "often."
"I am his daughter," she said brief-
ly.
I already knew tbat well enough,
but she seemed to expect some sur-
prise, so I drew in my breath quickly
and gave a low exclamation. It suf-
ficed, and she continued:
"I am his daughter, and we have
quarreled because I would not marry
a churl." She seemed to have a spe-
cial relish for that title.
"I have left his hopse, and go back I
shall not. I have an uncle in Aldgate,
but in 'truth he can do little for me,
My father will scour the country, and
this uncle is no man to hold out against
Sir Francis Bayard. I doubt much,"
and this she said in a low voice, which
seemed to invite contradiction, "if
there be any man in all the country
round who for my sake would brave
my father."
No gentleman could listen unmoved
to such a eballenge from such a wom-
an.
"I have little beside my sword to of-
fer you," I said, "but, believe me, that
shall ever be at your service."
I know not just when the change
came, but at that moment I meant ev-
ery word I said.
"It is a brave sword," said Mistress
Bayard and then, after a moment, con-
tinued, "I have brought with lee jew-
els of considerable value, enough to
raise a company of !nen to tale with
you to the low countries." She paused,
waiting for me to speak.
I knew not whether to be angry or
to laugh at ber, Mistress Glary Bay -
aril rattier than harry henry Sheldon
was ready to throw herself tato the
arms of a nameless adventurer; but,
then, I was the nameless adventurer.
"You have not asited my name," I
aid.
"I have hearts your voice, I have
caught a few glimpses of your face,
and I have seen you fight; but, In truth,
I would know your name."
The !noon band come out bright and
full by now. I threw Edward across
.
her path and. dolling m
3 hal said:
Mistress Bayard, I nut henry Slht';-
don."
She Half rose In her stirrups, and the
color rushed Into her face, but ber eyes
did not Sall before matte. We were long
so. looking into each other's eyes.
"'So you did not wish to marry mei"
she said anally.
".At least the disinclination was inn
tuaL "
"I knew et yon only through hear.
say. '['Shy have you always kept away 1,
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The gutdei test fur a t:ertattt Sunday ' a megullkeut woman. i froze me? 1
seboul retie. "And the Child grew and ; !Now that the dilttger was quite over 1 ",Xo Ulan values What he does not
waled strong its ;.pmt" (Luke Ip, 4.. 1 was rather pit t loss Whet to do nest, know.'
I.ittte Tai's! band "ie up lt.ke x • but the girl relieved inc of this ember- 1 "But }'oho must have scene Otto some*
flash when the buperlaileattlt'att asked rassmett times.'
"t'an any of these bright. smiting; bottle "'1 alai trtaveling to .tldgete and have E "Yes,'" 1 mild; '"1 bare seen vols. i
boys or girls repeat the holden. test for let my rway," ehe sate!. etc yea ewe knew yen were beaaatlfatt, bat l knew
bailey? Alt, how a➢all it mollies tiny r net nuc on the right road, I sinen he of your diameter only through what 1
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heart to sere at) lnauy little bands go still more indebted to yon, granting laver& I 'I tOS sli'eatel rase should not
up: *teddy, Ina boy. ynst rainy repeat it. that imsslhte,"" thts mitis a glance et tud midi In coas..noon."
and speak geed mid laud that ell may , the t►van ftttleo meth ".'inner tlids shat ride in4s made Son
hear." "My horse is on the the►'v road some elhaatI O Your estimate oif tunes"'
And they all heard this: "-tell the fifty yards,formie here," 1 gam. '"1 itny. } "This short ride hes einaiooge:al rt ells. -
elritd t+.i •?1v nnpd W'alU.Cd stt•orng iu sprat Self rite traveling to Aldrute and shall aredretrt ptsiialpgal unto a uuost telniItenit
like a'Afl." be glad to offer voil tiny wears,.. son, and 'Were 1 net pvledged. to give
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WAT('II AND CIA RIC REPAIR.
IN(I, MY HOBBY.
eV/1 rb I slain be veva mere e meta to ! you safe r;•'orndrne1 to ,:Llalb rte I Should.
A Weil sattsrUrltt Cert. accept," she said quickly. "and were I ; even mow turn b:aek and marry es my
Atan ofd fashioned revival ineettoig
the minister approaelted Minnie, whowas only ten years old, and urged her
to go forward to the "mourners' bench"
far prayers. as many of her young
Metals land done.
to tweet more runletsI :night not find father Wished."
another rescuer to ready at my cast." "Far be It from ane,' she said in the
A short distance back the t►orsds
Were more open and rafter heipine, her this good youth irons so worthy a res-
tone of a father confessor, "to distract
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to iremlount I led her horse to the sew ;' elution!. Ever obey thy father, and all
roadcrone upon evnt aah sw g;
nlL`d d d uu will be Well with thee."
"No, thank you," said Minnie, hold- luta they saddle. I know not which parent Was the
. t the sudden ttllsrl e
:But why?" t1toeellouted the minister. 1 I coulee fool her eyes, however, and I in Isla waywarru ailsp:risle but we tend
"Don't yot. want to be born agalta3" . knew she was reading me as only evo• . theta no word of our affair until after
< No," replied Minnie. 'I in afraid I' men can read hien. but I possessed one the rweehleaa.
might be bora u boy [lest timer— i tittle secret which 1 menta rts, defied - "" "" ST.de�al=t't'[. "" 11 :la annt
liroohlym Life Iter to .gates. Ase. ereeesetaa #'taste!". "4 L.H. &B., .. tg:eeanaa
"It is very forrtunate for me that There ate some circumstances ender "" "" L. II. & 11., b:/uni
'the Giitatt Squid. �cotunneree should call you to Atdgete
t'aha;oubtoeily the gloat squid a -as freer en this partfculat' night," she said at
queontly been mistaken for a sea set- last, araal she could bane said nothing
pert. In all qualities which can ren- which 0 y1*ouid inane foanrd mno;re �ex-
daer a marine monster horrible this osparaJ7,..t. toe" it showed creel•➢y that
.k nag
brs
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huge and
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t • wa".,,_cm!„"._.
➢le lanaitcit gal I s
slid to e.amlOtaare daartia:mb0y with any , $ „ I bare no business :Itte,'" I
creature of fact or fiction. When full' said tartly: '"Atdgate is :n seaport. and
having weighs . pounds, Ila "r
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h. fele .
grown. it �.►�I,t � Im I safm beaded for the low tourntn•les.
a2 bedy fifty fet long and two arms 'alba wars:" she questioned quickly.
eaacll 10'0 feet in length, as well as .The wars.,"" I repeated. with my
eight smaller tentacles. `' bead blgh.
She answered this with ft low laugh
lir hack. Por soave time We rode on in silence more rtstoo➢sbtd as g
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A wag after baying evitnesseti nn me- ' burls.
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"Mender remarked: "Now Is fisc time i sire to turn soldier:"
to settle the Shakespeare -Bacon con -
The girl seemed to read say past life
troversy. Let the graves of both be
dug up nod see which of the two turlrcd
over."
like an open 'book, but one fact she had
!tot red, slog did I intend she should.
Still there ►Was no reason why I might
It Went OIL not tell her part of the truth.
Mrs. C.-1 wonder where its the world "My father," I said. "has rather a
the alarm clock has gone? I saw it on quick temper: People say that I have
the table yesterday. inherited, somewhat elf it. We disagreed
Mr. C.—It was there yesterday, but ort at small matter."
I heard it going off this morning. , "Your speech is brief and to the
point," .said my a:ompanion. "And now,
swatting. ' principally I believe because you have
To suffer an hour with and for oile not' asked me, I will tell you Why Iain
we love brings •` g • u s nearer in spirit to riding alone to Afidgate. My father has
!tint than many years of joyous coin - rather a quick temper. People say
Ipanionsliip. for only in sorrow does the that I have inherited somewhat of it
heart reveal itself.•
We disagreed on a;smiall shatter."
And then In a flash I saw it all, why
she was on the road. 'Truly there never
Ii as to lit a trick of fate as that we
ehouid !meet: on this nights.
a
"It teems that a fe�iW tnad words have
'Whit 1 telt uei
m both our lioln,'" I Said.
t he World as vert= Fled et.
Field—This is :t hard world.I)udd—And yet everybody is looking
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Lord Mark Kerr, G. C. I3., when he
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lir Mora Sonne years ago vigorously en-
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three of four privates raking about.
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"Well, my men, nice thing garden-
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