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muni. London correspondent tells this
Ingram, the new Bishop of
▪ jadon :
'4E1Pa One ocaasion when I was with
.11 at a. buatling Midland Railway
emetion, the bishop was accosted by a
hianewhat imposing dignitary of the
-arch, who entered into a grave
,ae ak with the head of the Oxford
, mse. Suddenly, Dr. Ingram said,
Len 'ardon me," and hastened after a
lugh-lcx)king man who was pass -
hailed lam heartily, and the
• eeting was as heartily returned.
tisleter a few minutes of bright a.nd
anteghing conversation, Dr. Ingram
turned to us.
we'Whoever was that?" asked the
• iler dignity, somewhat pompously.
othl)"'" 'MIS the reply, "that's one
my opponents. We always have
lg Haat when we meet."
Are 'You don't mean he's an atheist,
, rely ?" was tue response,
LO .1.1m.yeem Said Dr. Ingram, "I do; at
tied events, he fancies he's one; but
sth's such a pleasant fellow, and
ere's a lot of good in him." And,
ne:en, with a grave pause, he added:
trawl renness con only bare one
tliouree'' ---
a stWhile waiting for the train the
tie anti bridegroom walked slowly
ani down the platform.
Ltut""I don't know what this joking and
ee rating may have been to you," he
U a„marked, "but IV*? death to nap.
" tdwer experieneed such an ordeal."
ks The wheezy old elation -master
heheiked up to them.
,Bo yoa in to take this train ?"
melted.
fIt'a none or your bueiness I" re-
rted the bridegroom, indignantly.
shenword eame the train. It was tlie the law of eequonee, a man is apt
poet to thear destination that day ; to make hhuself more or lessridlen-
are etpreas-nearer, nearer, it clime at load. The yeung man who Is the hero
eiteal, then in a moment it whiz- of this tale watin"t ridieulous. He was
interested with quaint remarks till
the park gates were reached.
As the carriage entered it was sal-
uted by the company and guns,
whereupon his graoe said to the lad:
"Now,. can you. show me where the
duke is?"
The boy eyed' his person all over,
then looking at the duke, replied,
quite seriously:
"Well, I clunno, mister, but it's
either yoti or ine 1 '-London Spare Mo-
ments.
A little east side, allieraukee, girl,
wife has not yet seen, her seventh
summer, objeeted seriously to going
to bed at evening beSore the rest
of the family, on the ground that it
is so lonesome upstairs, when every-
body else is downstairs. Her mother,
to console her, recently told her that
it could not be lonely upstairs be-
cause God was always th'ere, Last
Wednesday night the little girl went
to bed witb this thought busy int
her little brain, and about a half-
hour atter she had been put to bed
t,he fa.mily gathered in. the sitting -
room, heard a small voice at the
head of the stairs say:
"'Mamma, mamma, 1"
"Well, dear, what is it ?" asked the
mother. The little voice replied:
"Mamma, you come 'upstairs and
stay with Goal awhile and let me
come downetairs."
WRECKED BY A ROSE A DAY.
A Romance 'Which Proves the Tick-
lish Nature of Sentiment.
Sentiment is ticklish stuff, says
the New York Sun. It lies so
close to the border of absurdity that
only a canny traveller in its doe
niain can keep from occasionally
straying aeroas the line.
Now there was a young man -a
motit estimable young man. What's
more, he was a very good fellow.
Le the course of time he bell In love.
Estimable men do that often. Even
a good fellow is likely to do It for
once In a way. Being in love, by
110 pave awl watt gone.
.0'Whe in thunder didn't that train
'Mr yelled the bridegroom.
Itindeote you sal `twarn't none til tuy
ItS r hos to Signal if that train's
Stop."
at curate having preached a very
-ver .sermon on the Sunday, Called
mt.,Fon a certain colonel on tite Monday
se weirdly to aek his opinion.
How did I like the eernien Said
'
toloatel. hltery attune Indeed. It's
0 a le of my favorites."
One of asur favorites tntnmr-
1L4
r the., en rite.elightly trizelehl. "I do
e'a,wunderetinel."
"ahine ealonel regarded him with a
tinkle at the back tit eyee. "of
hiaeree. I won't saa- a word." he. ealla.
'at I knew very well that you fete&
•hialalsa where yon etole it from."
Said the eurate„ and he evoke
jin Otit the Whirlwind of his fiat-
dytt ne gnatien. "I am not hi the
bit, ter, of stealing niy, vermene, I
Aar yon are laboring raider a rule -
nee, atal-er-forgettirug yoarself,
nthemet ask, aoa to apalegized
Wine colanei waa silent a eminent.
elan he Said : "It rataa be that I have
"tado a tnietake. Wait 0,inoneent.
ttowifl Make ewe."
eGOIng to his beekea.sehe took deren
massive tome t 5eritiellS-,-0, rare
mid .almoet forgotten Work. Ile turne
ea to a. certalo page, aad ail avoio.
atio, humble look came upon his
'''ree as he glaneed up at the enrate.
°Itbeg sane pardon," he saidti armee ,
tate. You did tot steal it tit.,.?t, all, six weeks, seven days in a, week,
I find it le still here. Sly tile- :517 cents each. Ile did a lighttafig
Nkte, sir ;*Baly Mdstake." I, calculation. teeIte emild raise
r. the twice.
aealei hintself up at the hote i the thoughtful le'Ver Made the
Vt"ele, tacked his napkin tinder his artangu-inent. The night berate he
n reeked up the bill of fate, and left Ine mentioned it to the
;ati to study it ittently. E.verea
Aing was in testae:Leant French,
level, lee didn't like it.
co ete, waiter," lie said stern, Wagon pulled up with a flourish at
e.t.a:era's nothing on this I want." 1: tine girl's door, A splendid vision in
1 there nothing you wondd a unifor1 that would have made
rict.for dinner, sir ?" enquired tine ' Eloitnion look foggy day tatu
It kitet, ths-f stips irlaring a Bong-stemused
eerithtve yo a got any sine eina non t" rose and handA It to the Mall, who
tenho wan...et gasped.
ets sir!" he replied.
,tiot any bona -fide?'
?Q -n4), eke"
tateeet any selrapet Mein V'
OIL .1!.lo,sir, wo kavea't."
ottgEreot any jai d'espretet"
thEN01, sir.1;01
ea.reat any tempus fugit
ettaI reckon not, sir."
itattGet any soirees dansants?d
"1``12•7". sir."
'ass Che waiter was edging off*
lit. 'Got any pine .clig?"
enaeletWe ain't, sir."
180 `Got any panriaus amine?"
distinctly successful In the role of
lover.
Ile wae saturated with sentiment,
but not maudlin. lie walked the chalk
lane between sentiment and absurd-
ity unerringly. Ile did the little
thoughtful things women hive, but
he didn't make a doormat of himeelle
And the girl Was moved by his sense
Of proportion and mailed ilium hint.
Then be was called away. Ills San
Franeisco uncle WaS ineonsitierato
enough to die and he Was obliged to
go out and settle up the estate.
That made hint exam:ling eerrowftil,
'for things were at a eriticalpeint.
Ile dithet want to 4djnl hiseleaneen
by propostug before the psyeltie0.1
moment, eat he was 0. Wiee young
man, and he knew that a lover in
New York, is to a Novi York girl
Worth tee° lovera tian Francleeo.
Also, he knew tha,t the two lavers
--and inoree-woniti be in New York.
Bat he had to go, and tb.a.t being
settled he pondered how to make
the beat, Of a bad tilting. Ot course,
he would Write often -every data;
hat any fellow Weald de tint. He
raust euggetelt 18 seine other way hie
constant thougat of her. Ile had
been. in toe habit of give
Ing her Anieriean ileautlea
as often "AS the: eta/Le of his exche-
quer vatittid permit. A brillient
thought eabie to hint. Icie Would
Wake an arrangement with tine flor,
list and have a single splendid .11.m.
eticars Beauty rose delivered to his
lady love each Morning of kis abe
senee. Ifr tvoald probably be gone
giri. Site was much couched.
1Vo40e8 lake :Filch little attentions.
The itent day a gorgeous delivery
ed
gave it to th3 girl. Tee guri blushed
and sighed. and pat thy rose in a
vase by lint mirror, where slue would
to see It often.
Th, next duy the same thing hap-
pened, and the next. Always the
leaner and circumstance, always tlie
lunge? and radiant visim lx,a.ring one
simple rose.
Then in an evil day rot the absent
lover the girl saw that the thing Wa.b
funny. Her eleura was with het, and
the eluna had a lively sense of fanner.
They gig -glad over the magaificent
delivery wagon and the big man and
the littl.? rose. That giggle was
1.e waiter's •face showed some fatal. Sentient mergen bete absurd-
.° s or isitelligericeit y And was lost.
"Seems to me I heard of that,! Each time the perfottaance ot the
interree and he rushed out to the Mt- rose happened it seemed funnier than
d ben, only to return ertaatahaneeet it had before. The girl grew hysteti-
Ires trIlaybe yoteve got some beet and cal over It, and greeted the tender
ase atbbage and a gooseberty tart ?" token with teaeral mIttle From the
e "Sure we have, sir," excialteed the rose to the man was a. short .step rot
elataltet, atal in a tone of the utmost .1 feniininvity. She couldn't take either
%1ie1, he fairly flew out to the i
When the Wart of sentiment came
LABBY AMONG THE BEDS, THE COMMONEST OF
A Youthful Outing in the
United States,
MISTAKEN FOR MEAGHER
When Labouchere left Canderldge
he went travelling. Mexico wasa
country he desired to see. Having
resided 18 the capital some, little
time, ins rode off on his own horse
and with $50 In his pocket. After
a tamale of eighteen, Months he re-
turned to the capital .and fell in
love 'with a Lodz of the circus. He
travelled with the troop o.nd took
money net the doors,. or rather or-
anges and maize as equivalents for
coin. By and by he tared of this
occupation and went to the United
States. He found himself at St.
Paul, which was thea only a cluater
of houses. Here he met a party of
Chippeway Indians going back to
their homes. He went with them
and lived with theml for six months,
hunting buffalo, joining in their
work and sports, playing cards for
wampum necklaces, and living what
to Joaquin :Miller would have been a
poem in so many stanzas, but
wilich to the more prosaie if ad-
venturous Englishman was just eee-
ing life and passing away the time.
Leaving the Chippeways, he went
to New York, and making the city
his headquarters, he visited the
towns about. It occurred to him to
go into the diplomatic- service. He
had influence, and he went into it.
Don't imagine that he did all this
without money. When I mentioned
hie $30 I did, not think it necessary
to say that Mr. La.bouchere ceuld
draw upon las bankers or his fath-
er. Ho was now and then hard up,
however, not to say hungry, while
waiting reraittancee, but. he was
generally quite .equal to all emer-
gencies. He has always seeraed to
take the world morels a jest than
the serious business it is. When he
etrides forth, sword be hand, as if.
the play were really tragic, that
is only his way or pretending. His
sword is really only a lath like
harlequin's in elm play. But the
harlequin ofteu turns his bat Into
a fairy wand, and Labouehere Is a
bit of a. magieiten.
Labouchere a -as sent by the Brit-
ian, alinieter "to look atter some Irish
patriots" at Boston. Taking up Ms
quarters at a small hates, lie entered
his name as Stnith. If you have an
idle hour in almost any American
elty, you can gat into a game ref
"draw," or anything else in tite way
of a gamblO. In the evening of hie
arrival the attache incontinently en-
tered a ganang establishment and
lost all the money he had except half
0. dollar. Then, be wa.nt to bed, satis-
flal no doubt with Ids prowess. The
next day the bailiffs seized on the
hotel for debt, tend alt guests were
requested to pay their bills and take
away their luggage., Laboechere coati
not pay, null could not therefore take
away his luggag'
e Alt he could do
waa te write to Washington for 0.
remittance, and watt two, days for
its arrival. The Met day he walked
about, and Spent his haladellar on
food. It was Hummer, and he elept
on a, lien& on the eeunwnn. In the
morning ite, went to the bay tt9 MVO
waah, Independent of all the cares
41841 trettbleS of eivilleation. fent he
hied nothing with, wallet; to buy leita-
nielfa treakfttet. Tl+Jacards evening, lie
greet very hungry, Mall enteree 0.
restaurant and ordered -dinner with-
out atly Clear idea et how Ito was to
pay the. le101, except to leave his u.!,at
hi pledge.
Arid here 'Comes in tin eetemple of ,
Oozing Laboutheress leek, tetaperel
by a ready wit. AS the hungry and,
for the time being, pentilleee at-
tathe ate his Weimer he, olii•erved
that all the Waiters Were irisinnnen.
Mid that they net only Colette:ally
stared tit himbat were evidently
-tilleauselieg him With each Other. A
gailtY einteeleitee itelueed him to
think that this 'was beeause ot his
impeentilens appen.ralide, and that
they Were iiialang calculations ae te
the value of his eloilesi. At laet one
of them approaehed their atteiolis
castomer, aial ill a IGIV olee said,
"I beg our parelotesta ate you the
pattiot Meagher ?" Note this patriot
Was a g-entleittriti Who had aided
ennith O'Brien ifi his Irish risling, end
had been seat to etesttalia, rote had
escaped thence to the thileaStatte,
"It etas ity busietees to look after
pattiote," saki Laboteinete, telitig
me the story, "153 1 Oatmy1?,11ger
keiore thy lips Mid said 'Hush? eit
the setae thee casting Ma eyes tip
to the ceiling as though 1 Salt a
of Erie beckoning me. it was
felt atonce that I was Mea-
gher. The choicest 'viands were
placed before use Wel most excellent,
wine. When I had dotte /Justice to
nig the good things I went to the
bat, and boldly asked Itot, icy ball.
The ptoptietot. also an Itisliman,
saki, 'Ilttote a Man like yea, who
has estiffered 18 the good cause, I
can take no money:, How a bro-
ther patriot to shake betties with
Zm'011: I allowed him." Ile futtiret
alloWel the veaitets to shake hands
with him, arid then stalked forth
with the stern, tesoivel, but some-
what condescending air which he
had seen assumed by patriots in ex -
hp. Again he slept on the corareote
again he Washed in the Lay. Then
he went to the Post-otfice, got his
•Inaney, and 'breakra-steca-Joseph
Hatton it "The People."
a
tittchere.--TAtelhtae
Meet
e neva Certain duke, while driving freni
ictehate station to the park on his estate
inspeet a ieetupany of artillery, °h-
ived a ragged urchin keeping pace
ne lth the tazalage at his side. His
bethg struck with the ethane
utretesa of the lad, asked hint where
chi was gang. The lad replied :
w 'TV the park to see the duke and
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theirgers'
rhe &11e, faeling interested, stopped
carruage and opened the door to
'81t-fe ea.yitig he could ride to the
eend k with Mee
• beak !reit& San Ftancesco he found
her engaged to a male who had been
sending her two doteix La. Frante
melee (epee a. week,
Alt of which goes to peove that
sentiment Is ticklish stuff.
Astit.-Virhat khidof 0 aaetak 18
Pill teem ?
Terlit-He'a the sort that blatnes
his poor ptactice on the Chtleitiat
SeletetistS.-taltimore kinetitan.
James Flett, 0.8 elnployee of the
it Portage Lumber Compete, bail
Ms foot atoeght lit a lite roller. Part
Mrs. Brown ad Iler Son.
It was en the eve of a local holi-
day -"Where are ye gam on Mon-
day?" said Mrs. Brown to Williata,
het- %gen.
"I thank- I'll g'atg to Lanark," le -
/yr -led William.
Whatts to be sectthere?" asked
the ;nether, who 'did not know that
Lanark Weis near the famous Falls of
Clyde.
agh, reothet, d'ye to' ken that ?"
anovrened WiL1iam ra.thet astonisbed
at hils mother's igeprance. "why,
oars, Linn, of course.'
Mrs. Briottra was seetaingly hurt at
,het scads sharp 8,1iswer, for turning
me hint she wannlis realleil-"e dine
nal need tet get late ele te temper at
the bit ellatiple question. Roo was I
ta ken, Yet' lagele's name until ye
t me:*
v • .
henellie delighted led, being in •ignot- f hie loat *as tor tt off and his tete lifinard LUMberman
af wheat he as, kept his grace 'badly eltecasheci. Fatah& .
ALL TROUBLES
Dodd's Kidney Pills are Used
more for Backache Than for
Any Other Kidney
Affection.
Bright's Disease Not so Frequent of
Late tars-Doad's ICiciney Pilis
Undoubtedly the Cause, Diabetes
Also far less Prevalent.
Matan% Que. July 8.- (Special) -
Not only In this neigaboraood but
throughout the Province of Quebec
there is a marked decrease notice-
able in the number of cases of
Bright's Disease reported. This fact
is undoubtedly due to the wide use
of Dodd's Kidney Pills in the earlier
stages of .Kidney Disease.
Bright's Disease at one time was
the cause of a large proportion of
the deaths in this province. It was
considered incurable and until Dodd's
Kidney Pills were introduced it was
incurable. Not so, however, now.
Dodd's Kidney Pills have almost wiped
the disease out. Nor is Diabetes
heard of DOW to any great extent.
The most common form by which
Kidney Disease manifests itself is
Backache, and her Dodd's Kidney
Pills are doing their most active
work. They are recognized as the
surest and quickest mire for Back-
ache ever invented. They work on
the sound principle of going to the
root of the trouble -the Kidneys -
wb,erein they differ from all other
backache medicines except imitations
of Dodd's Kidney Pills. They do more
than merely relieve. They positively
cure, as thousands of people are ready
to testify.
0. Dionne, a well known resident
of Matane, says, "Dodd's Kidney Pills
have made a grand success of curing
me of Backache, and I recommend
everybody to keep them in the house.
T.hey are a wonder as a remedy for
Backache and Disease of the Kid-
neysa-
Milner or German Origin.
Lord Milner's grandfather was a
German merchant at Neuss, who
married o. German lady, nee 'Von
Rappard. In 1830 his son Karl was
born. Karl received Ins education
at Bonn, where he matriculated in
18:12. In xertaIto ma.rried, whilst
still n. (student, and studied mall -
ciao in Bonn, Giessen, and Tubing-
en, taking leis degree of D. Medaat
the last-named place In 1858. Ile
practised as a tinctor 111 London
from 1801 to 1807. In that year
he returned 1.0 Tubingen, and be -
Came "Lektor der englischen
8/termite" at the University there,
Wel In 1872 "Ausserordentlielter Pro-
fessor," in which year 144 married
a German lady, Itie first wife hav-
ing died in 1800. The question con-
sequently arises whether Lerd Mil-
ian, Is an English subject by birth,
or whether he has been 'naturaliz-
ed. There is a statute of William
and Mary which divests the Boyer -
Ogee or all right to create a nat-
uralized subject a peer. It was
passed became) William was flood-
ing the Peerage with Duteltmen
wild had been naturallned Engliela
men. It does not appear ever tt
have been repealed.
liar' w.ss naturalized daring
lilut brief residence in London, hie
son wetild have been bent a Gera
Man subject. If so, and tim eon
was natured:Pad. he Cannot bweme,
41. Peer. -Froin Truth.
Dear SIM-, I eannat Speak too
trongly el the excellenee of MIN -
BO'S LINIMENT. It is THE retie-
edy In my hetaseheal for berate,
epraltte, ete., anti wa would net be
Without It.
It IS trela nWonderful medicine.
JOHNA. MACDONALD,
Pobileher Areprier Chronicle.
Was the Pia o e
Some time ago a famous planiet
Was giving recitals in an Irish city.
lie lievaidably toek a plane with him
to the different tomars where he
perforened, This was not the insttti-
metit Made use of at patine petform-
elves, but was one on Which the
platust titaeticed at Ms hotel, and
was a talualtie hietrument ot which
he was particularly fond.
One night, atter the coricInsionot
a.eeeltal, the musician was alatrued
to learn that his hotel was on tire.
In time greatest anxiety he +ques-
tioned the ine.esenger as to the
fate of his beloved instrument, arid
eagerly asked if it had been re -
Moved. The enesanget tepliai that
an effort had beep made to get it
out, but this was not suecessiiii.
„Noticing the crestfallen look in
the race cef lml,m questionet, the man
hastened to add:
"But make yet" mind easy, Yer Hon-
or. Sure, the planner will be oaite
sa.fe, for as I was leavine the hose
was play& on It."-Lontion. Tit -Bits.
AAPASAIRSAMARAARAA),-
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The New Style of ..4)
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Theological Discussion.- m
ftah,P.Warea.,,eradeetaatitede ed.geteeetea
Delude:a N. J., is now to the fore
with new anti progressive evangel-
istic methods that shoula merit at-
tentlen, Differences b t 'veal prca b-
ets of earious cremes are settled be
•wre•stling nuttches befere the - one
gregatane the winner being '41. keel
upon ae .11aving demous trotted the Kt-
periority of the doctrine he pr -
motes.
This new evangelistic scheme wns
introduced at a revival meetlag In
Camden. Two ministers occupied the
platform, De. Tiagline, an English-
man, who held certain radical views
on "Eternal Punlebmeet," Mel Dr. Ed-
wards, an American, who was meth
more moderate irelas forecast of the
future conditioii of mankind. Con-
stantly, during the meeting, the two
ministers .came into verbal confliet,
but it was not until near the close of
the service that the really interest-
ing feature of the evening \vas intro-
duced.
Dr. Ialwards, in his efforts to show
the Briton the folly of las posithm
on the question of the etereity of
punishment hereafter, prefaced his
remarks with a half Nelson which
greatly. reauced the force of Pr. Ting-
ling's argumen.t. Tile English evangel-
ist released himself from hie mullgai-
fled position by spinning, on his lioncl.
Immediately thereafter he began his
argument in favor of everetsting fire
and torment with a strangle hold
which disconcerted the American and
for a time spoiled tne tam of his
muscular oratory. There being 8 i ref-
eree present, Dr. Edwards could not
claim a IOU! and &LW no means of
strengthening his potation, logically
or otherwise.
right Becomes More bliarnest.
Before the debate could be closed
by a touch of both shoulders and a
hip to the mat, however, he wrent.li-
ed himself free, anti, getting a
strong body hold, proceede I to de-
monstrate the falsity of the p
aa-umed by 1)r. Tingllior. lir.
Tingling retorted by throwiag lir.
Edwards over his shoulder, falling
upon, him and almost en lingthe dis-
cussion. The Ameritran, however,
innnaged to explode thie sephistieal
argument by a deuble Nolan
landud Dr. Tingling lilt on hi,il'avk
on the mat. The cougat gall
fuley aecepted the 11.vrei of pr. Fa.
wards thereafter as correct in are -
mine and deduetion.
There is mutat to be said In favor of
this nee,- metiael of anditeting
theologieal dieteurtel ea, 11. is intent
Ilveller than theta. only too vommen
In the pulpit toelity 4411,1 wiii att ritet
many to elimalt who mew are !weer
seen within the walla of a saeetei e
Ike of any. &Art, It will mean the
productini of evangenete id 4111f4 r-
ent fibre front these at present 414•
gaged in preaching tie, norpit all 1
110 malt will ft'* I imoNtir tattt,t 10
answer a call to preach ma as ite
has taken 0, eaurie a elelametes
farm and been assured by some
tutteter of the art. of wreateing that
he 6 fully qualified to meet the lead-
ing (modern retivaliste.
a eat res .uf I. a toile Dieeuesion
The major and Minor premise of it
eyllogient will then eotteest of 1
hammer -Wet and grapevine twi 4.
while the proper itheaver te au an-
noying question as to infant Dam-
nation wid b7!aitswered by a Oritio
Nitirt, %MD Or a eress.initteott
and the pre:leiter tint reany 4logie
will hare to be able to tom
"bridge" at any moment that
prevent. lois Utter tonfustom niv
abler eminent. Eventual*. fel •
eenrsa ate the hauling reheduyalunn.
versifies will give tient post gradu-
ating sten roPirses in ,14.11 Jaw, amo
porting tine ablest Japanese aullits
for the vim, uSe, Male Noumea:bete
the Terrible, Turkundleultitielly
he given -the chair of applied
enee in thamteticall duinonsttalion
at Engin leading eolhyge.
A. new and einarinhig vista et pee-
sibillities 491 opeinaqi for us -Kill
Decker In N. Y. Telegraph.
•SOZODONT 'fetthe TEETH 25e
An Apple Eater.,
Dutiag a., visit to the South of Eng-
land, a gentleman was met with
who related a uneque and most in-
teresting experience in 'dietetics. It
Was that for the last three years
he had lived an one meal a, day, and
that Meal WAS compOsed chiefly of
&melee, 'Further astonishment was
etoked by his rely to MY question
to what he drank when he stated
that the juices of the zippiest sapplied
him with all the moistitte or drink he
needed. Tide, he claimed, was of the
patest kind, being in reality water
distilled by nature and flavored
with the pIasEatrt ardma of the ap-
ple. He riatrtook of liti; arse meal
about three o'clock lir the after -
moon, eating weast he felt satisfied
with, the meal ocoupying hint from
tevente- Minutes to' half at 'hour. He
looked the Vetere ot healthful man -
hoed, and is engaged daily iti liter -
tar vtotk.--Chattibets' Journal. ,
viiignmatisus oft esety boF hf the gottiiih•
Laxative BrontoOnnine TabIeik
cbe remedy *1st %,ures A +rAlti In one sikr
!Hard to Bxplain.
Anderson Was passionately NO eit
Loney, and the proprietor ot the
hotel at witinti he tultVa,ys stopped
always had some on han 1 for Imre
On one trip Andereon took his wife
along. and as he approaeleal his .1,a-
Ulm:Von he nu:Alward to her that
VIO was gettleag to a place 'where
lie could have honey. When the
pair were sitting at the+ supper ta-
ble that night no honey appeared.
and Ander.sean sail sharply to the
head waiter:
*-Where unny ineriey?"
The waitet seenneel ani steal:
*•11:on mean the little Mack -haired
one 011, she don't work Ini,re
And the Republican says that An-
dereon never did get it fixed up
seetlefactorily with his wile.
At* foe Minard's and take no
other.
Why We Let it Pass.
The other nay a Man with an angry
look hi Inv eye stopped us on the
street and wanted to know 'What
- - wrote that piece?' Which ap-
peared in the previous issue of the
great moral and religious weekly.
NO -w, WO wrote the piece ourself, but
the weather being too warm for a
scrap and not wanting to be thrashed
by a cripple we told him we torisid-
erexi the writer as an entirely re-
seal:mit& mat, who didn't mean any -
tiling personal et out of the way.
We do hate a tow :-Howard, Ka.,
Courant.
Keep Minato:re Lthltneta In the
House.
A Mysterious Chest.
ISSUE NO 30 1901.
ffrarLICAL"Col'I')
LP
to escaping the germs of coneump-
tion; hill them with health. r ealth
is your only means of killing ',Ilona.
Scott's I.:.'mulsion of cod-liver oil'
will give you that health., if auy-
thing will.
SZNO POP PREZ SAMPLE ARS tRY i4.
SCOTT B. $1.00;CHZIlairtligists.T01.10NTeam
The Tsar Paul. I. left a, locked chest
when he died, inscribed, "Not to be
opened for a hundred years." The
Tsar was murdered on Mardi' 24,
1801, just when he was intriguing to
piece Russia under the power of Na-
peleon. Nothing is as yet known eif
the contents or the mysterious chest,
but it is stirroisect that it contains
important papeta on the history 01
a beadted yeate ago, find espeelelly
oil Ibe projected attacks on Englauct
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0 QUEER IDEALS OF iq
it p_
-M SCIIOOL GIRLS. m
iligiumragiiinummuniummizinvi at EMMA
These havi, been ascertained Mend
tabulated by a MLs Dodd, tvlio
writes in tho Nneional Review or the
views of American girls on the clues -
tion : -Which woulu you rather be,
a man or 6, woman -and why ?"
Tabulating the answers, it Li found.
that SI per cent. o: the school girls
remained, as 2ji,. Dodds puts it, "14115
to their sex," which oaa takes to
111Pail that they preferred to remain
women. Fourteen p..r cent. of them.
were very true to tapir sex, indeed,
because they 11.11SWP•I'Vtl that they des-
pise men, and believe NV m)illemt to be
superior.
"One of these school girls would ra-
titer be a. womita than a man be-
cause "women wear ille'sr dresses and
more colors " another, because "wo-
men are not punished so much as
men, for ti:a ilew is not: hard on
them " and seal anti Like:, becanse
"women are treated more poetely
than men, aml they do their hair
nicer." Another, whose literary
touch is somewhat firmer thall her
logic, says that she prefers to b s
woman because "women are more
noble than men. Portia NV 00111P,
and Cordella ; but Lear and .Bassnalo
had faults.' Here ari, soot- more real:1.,
sons: "It'omen can go about to untny
places :Ina see things : a man has to
stay In a hot offir,e." "'Woman just
has patienco when slo,, is cross. but
men use langutore." "I would ra-
ther be a woman any day : men get
drunk ancl stint!, ;Intl they can't work,
or make children's clothes or do any -
Oleg* useful." seems to be a
little eiveeping.
Unite as Interesting are the replies
of the 15 ner Cent. who are not "true
to their teet,' and who would ac-
tually to b0 men, the ellifereneo
*41 eliolea however, seem; to be Imeed
*01 140101, IIISIV.T1144111m.01 .85 10 feet,
tines one says. "1 would rather be
a tune beeattse they have tot easier
time," and another "I wish to in, it
man hoe:into lit, alwaYs gt^ts work
quicker and Le got' ntori.,. wages."'
Sr ti r tar Onto,. 4-Iry Ito T01,1:00
1.rm 4*VIVS11.
111ANE ml. ( OLIN) inetaa neat that lir a the
wear irartewr tbe Wm 04 1'. J. CiinsEv
1"0„ doing bt.4,n no the ilty of Toledo,
i'otitity 1/11)1 $1)111e atorr,,old. null that wed tirm,
112 tike.tim of 44E ilt liintrl; fun.
1,1. L4 for rAoli tool et cry came of t'Ar mutt
oho: ratenin lie eared by Ike use of Itmo,'S
"A -Et 1J491'1u 3.
CIIINS5r.
Sworn to before MO Vai Fta.1,111alta in tow
thletele dee of Doi:ember. A. D., Pisn.
• A. %V, 'IlLEAriON.
i t4 Netary Public.
HaIrki raterrie tare a meta been:ally and
14%rlqdirettly10291at, ECt,h ue.h enteetens %terraces
of CLei syiounai. inoi rot 1c-,,i8itorgtalk, free,
allihe Et ,54, het, Teitelo, 0
te7- ;tall by tinnaeate.tee.
Not That kind of a *Catlett.
Fatuity 11ails inns+ toured tlarenah
Calliforiala and ewe -lies for the truth
of tine foramina heat...nit z
A Tit -foist% Who Wag driving
tlaroengle8 Liege Val44ruilan tub-
zn.:++,+ feria. ta,t Vglit ;:ett nechlerit to
1114 Vanzetti r, OIEV p11' 1.18. Wheds came
OIL NO tie walked to the eitarest
boase ntul kneel:eel 2/I tine deer,
-11-11n. tans' oetoned by DI regret
h11 vaitt." sail the i;ernaafro, "1 Vitrit
yoS, is Monkey Wreileh ?''
Zitta long ?' eXelainted the
negro abis ain't no reouk retteaq
ilia yak is a cabbage renek :"
_ .
Mitarcre Linitnent is used by
sicians.
An ()Id Spring Naw.
Dlikins-Great cit 1 Look at thoese
,Iirty ISkimphin children, 'WM 700 2 t
w.11kt' wnere eau earth 311.0.
-in
Balkina-Wity, don't yea know*?
She's preselling over the mether'S
meeting.
ho Continental Life
Insurance Company
HEAD OFFITIT. ToneXeTo.
Authorized Capital - $1,300,000
Ilhe policies of this company ern -
brace every good feature of Life In-
surance contracts, and guarantee this
highest benefits in regard to loans,
eash surrenders, and extended itsur-
ance.
Good agents wanted in this distriet,
Hon. Jno. Dryden, Geo. B. Woods,
President. General Manager.
BROWN'S DROPS
t/to The Old Scotch Remedy reot
Lame backs are nearly always caused be
strains or kidney trouble. Brown's DruPs *41
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eilcutat sant for latents to pay' packing
t ostage. All sizes sent postpaid on receipt of
price. Postage stamps accepted.
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A live agent wanted in eversrtSouwiiitt°21' Clae"
104.07 AMERICAN -I PIAVE FOUR TIAND
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liroptt, 25 Huntington avenue, Buffalo, N. T.
mmt-rt TAM FOR SALE -OND
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