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ATTENDS TUE RACES.
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I m a great ould shport whin. 1
take th' notion. So is Clancy -at
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FRIIDAY, JULY 26, 1901.
toimes. Me an' Clancy an' our
ould wimmen an" a sleight shprink-
lin' iv Clancy's family attinded th'
races lasht Toostla', in foorce,
Missus Clancy carried wan iv th'
twins an' hur daughther Teressy
Jerushy manipulated th' other
wan. We had money to singe that
clay so we inveshted in a sate or
two in the Grand Shtand It is
cushtoinary fur th' city reporthers
to descroibe th' cashtooms iv th'
big races they do have, an' 1 sup-
pose it becomes me to do loikewoise.
Well, to begin wid, Mary Ellen was
enshrouded wid wan iv Pickard's
noinety nine cint linen shkirts wid
THE ZURICH .HERALD
iv shports fram outside towns.
*atheridgo was well represinted.
Me extensive frind Jtthnathan Mill-
er showed up th' fttrsht day. 'Yer
lukin' well, Jahnathan,' I says.
Ind yo come down on th' marnin'
tliraiu?' 1 says, 'I did. nat Mishter
Grogan, he says. They make th'
car dares too narry now -a -days to
suit me I dray down,mo [rind
Jinirny Hays, th' livery man. An'
lie is a bad man to droive wid. He
wants to sit on both soides iv th'
sato at wance, an' he gave me a
party bad crushin'. I'd rather go
me lone,' he says. 'Twud be aisier
an me,'
I didn't attind the races the
sicond day. A man in moy cur-
cumshtances can't pay cash fur his
groceries and take in iv'ryt'ing that
foive pur tint aff fur cash av ye comes along. But they tell me
don't have it charged. 'Twas a they war a grand sncciss. 1 wint
hot day, an' she wore me big blur up town on the avenin' iv the
umberi ly an' a sailor hat wid jist sicond day, and I mit me frind Ed.
wan big turkey tither an' a rose.tt Swartz fram Gatheridge, the pro -
to hould it in place. Missus Clancy prietor iv the Hurcn House and
was viry becomingly attoired in a Two Shtrikes. 'An' how did ould
grane printene, an' a pink shurt- Two Shtrikes come out,Ed?' I says.
waisht wid loighter pink shtroipes 'Well, Grogan,' he says, 'to tell ye
rennin' up an' clown, and shtill
loighier pink shtroipes runnin'
th' other way. She tould Mary
Ell th t he t it at Mc
en a s go
Fauls' fur noinety eight tints
cash, or a dollar tin an' wait
till slie'd could all hur eggs. Missus
he foolish imbecile manner in Clancy's good pay all roight enough
ch some of the American people but she's a bit shlow. Teresy Jen -
e been recently alternately shy had on th.' same , dri ht she
the trut, 'twas a case iv two
Shtrikes and out.' But what's a
dollar or two to a Gatheridge man?
-Seaforth Sun.
Daughter of a Duke,
Montreal, July 23 -Miss Fitz-
george, a daughter of the Duke of
(;ambridge by his morganatic wife,
is in cross
ering for and sneering at things th' ladies o otvra n ting an' some from England, having h
esp cially toview
tisk would seem to indicate that another, but I didn't pay as the yacht races for the Seawanhaka
ankee s mind is as uncertain as
weather last May. .A Boston
M. 0. A. convention went maul
other day at a message from
tg Edward. Th �y climbed on the
,irs and screeched until they
:0 hoarse, and why? Evidently
the pure fun of howling. And h
t euits thein this same crowd, in • have so many goad farms round
nest election campaign, will as here is beea'se we have so manny
trtily curse Ring Edward then' good farmers, An' til' good far -
they cheered for hila last wreak. mer's nxotty is "Business furst an'
tl so the funny Yankee goes un.. hare° races nixt wake." Th' far_
mer who negliets his hay fur tit'
fleetin' plishure av gazin' at a few
'his is slaw a Belleville old maid Ittus.'s shklppin' round a dushty
cgs up the "lura of creation." I thraek, is more apt to encourage
n is a two -legged animal that th' formation iv a ruts soized mort
ks on the forked end :end chews i gage than a good soized bank ac-
eount. "No hay, no horses," sects
aev'o. Most then are born ; we they, an' I clinnaw but they're
er heard t►f but one that was about tree parts roight.
, and lees was Measle' tIf nail jut There was th' w.untl amount iv:
'l l• lukin' h • • 1 1
much attintion to thim as I did Fop.
to nee own click. "I don't notice
nanny farmers out," says Clancy.
"Ye don't," I says. "Nor nobody
ilse. An' that's beeta'se they're
not here to be noticed. An' small Revised every Thursday afternoon.
blame to thim. A barn full iv well Wheat 63 to 65
- - 28 30
48 50
55 60
2.00 2.10
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09 10
MARKETS
preserved hay is a bigger attrac-
tion to th' average farmer than a
Oats - -
Barley
arse race. Th' raison whoy we Peas
Flour
1 11 1 1 ' i, lull of ` t +inny a in' arses, an' 't t' usual
ar �aLmp t arL a t 11ttrnunnt rt nondescripts whose
Lpuintments. ;rowls and t•„1•ll i
It svvaipe.`t'itere was th' sltanurt
Butter - -
Eggs
Chickens
Ducks
Geese
Potatoes
- - - X, 6 5
5 5
20 25
HEti'ihALL MARKETS.
Wheat
carts - -
Barley
Peas - - - -
Flour
Hogs (live) per ewt
do (dressed) -
u►ighest ambition in loife is to be
pipes. He gtleth forth hke a
tin the morning and leave, the .1liek who ['inks he knows tie
►
wl ►1 hit an' a bit more. an comes
7al'fur his tvifte era t iatiji In tl,c, a i t �,t.t ,
ning he sneaketh inane with his r,
>~ hop.litrre was th' .young than
out abort forty two dollars in th'
Lts ripped and raises cant about ! frsz➢tL wravlh.•u'k who lover cute at
•
d working days mut walls s way . u gate wan o e ate
'nt a• miles to as circus. Ile will lie lti.:alsatrli pre:ati eiT, aan' tronaler;a
tf at .� ivur g,"'uin4418:i-11r t�.Itert►
tie as rtabbit four tithe's tlartatt la was tit' a«hniis ivlLa+t'1 iv
snoi4 and. lwrrows u horse to niisltfortuite, an' th' big �poaii•seller
a half mile't o thaw post a►G3Y °t�. wid tit' eln"ttJut ntns't+ash au' th'
1'taarrt acini' t colts'. "Quane's Baaron-
c revision of the voter": lists : stisaldttlr.afoivea1ullnrnote anhow.
ti1LAehtl Iheaarisirtht'iit'ldhyes " be
ire different galenic Ilii allele int -.•ave+ ..That man's returnee his eatll-
ttliitiJ owl 1f,cu:OLA`�tnatlb_• vsill''lr "'1:atvi to Clancy. '•1'ut hint
rely p1+t'!t. itt. It i:a ilnnj(iaun'taal1t that 1re9>aAroinnl tea' pulpit an' there
ire any pt'r4lot e'ntitle,11 to vote vat►t➢l�dit't lx' so nizieh sato o,in.' done
""tE¢'tt° . t' Y hay,. taro name i0` as $ttanala'."" 1 says. "Dealaad i..
f reuvi'ei�,fl that l'n' ; ln.[c:Eor1 b,aeleyaard are jaabberr-awaay toniesil'f
rily to the Jzelge. Tine removal all day. so I wadi."
he mares of tlau,s:c not entitled .latae lwrfeon't tlh` rases shhtaatted 1
etew shtntut d also be tittt'trilaual to. rnavtir'e'-al ('laarnery vatgas t;r"ttitn` as liltfit-
�a'ttG . '°I haat a an inshpiiraation
tisanes. He has the grip on , hurse% rare belt 1r3x an' who nxatk+ts
his
• t th' "• t ret ' 1 1�
It'
en they list by tlaa• ➢rntarnia hat al la �l.t that folly ' I tto V I clad
gut tit tiner
nc
re
-lions fuer the f segishttitre aviit
t irertathhly lbs' laa'lul not the lasts
being; rei'ix;'et. Au inaniarirtaanit
$t" -se in reference tat age ha.1,'ehn
itt the law. so that Itoi4 n31y-
"wlho will be the rage of 21
w within thirty day: from the
(heed for hearing aapiie:tls tie the
my Judge can Iran placed on the
providea he is otherwise <duaali-
i tangs n.,nt dsa=t'r➢. Tin +t•rrt'ucaI
Gro aan., into says. ..an ` av"
k,apc' watt oyt' a art tiv' twitiw 1'li go
down below an' putt it to work,-
-What are ;you goiht' to do Clancy?
I :'Vats. "Niiurr tYaviTdd," says
Clancy*,.. I'll be back soon," the
say's. Well afthtir tin' fursht hate
iv th' two -forty was owe 1 t'onght
I'd ;o ate hunt hint ups. 'I want
to go an' see as man about a deg.'
I says to th ivitiiirit'trt. Til be here
in a pew t[t<iitinite hY a so.941 as 1 te-
ther': 1 says. 1 foniii Ciatie'y
leucite up againsht ten' finer, all." he
tlidtft ink well. 'What's th'
RE SPORE: Wan "ii ee L ne.= tlarounble Motley." ;y." t says. *Have
tt Elgin Tinne_. Inas forward ye loskit yer itnehpiration or ~hat?'
eject tstnit'ln
eve believe °h'-ervses I ;gays. 'I have. :ways Clancy.
support of the pellicle of this -I've 11,,slat the inelii,iraatioin an'
flet. It says Steps should be Ivry tint 1 had in me tines et,' a•t'
n by the iantaitniarnbeatlities lying says. 'Lets hear t'a' sad she try,'
n Park Head and (hi terieh I says. -Twat; this way." says
terest Mr. C. "ern <,•na' and the pro- Clancy. "Whin I was sittin' up
era of the Manitoulin Island there in tri' shtannd th' t'nuelht
Nlerth tihetre ltniilwity in the . shtranc-k nine I end go down below
nsioih of their line along, Lnke aan' make a few tloinies wid th'
torn. Should this rand be built teslat iv tar' duds. I had a foive
°ugh Seutbampton. Port Elgin. dollar bill bairnin' a hole in Hire
ith Bruce. ~mdcrrow3,Yatertri. pocket an' I fought I'i putt it to •
' cardiae. Goelerieh,ete.,uu1 West- - work. T'inke I. •1',I bet Iiia foive
Ontario -would be put in touch an tin' winninz' hare, thin I'll go
.h x'ievv Ontario and given direct an' putt up a dollar or two on ter"
ess to its enormous develop- black an tea' rid turn about. an'
nt. A common move should \ranee in a wha,ile ashtur. an' whin
made all along the route this I it al out fifty d.bars ahid iv tit'
1 so that the eliarter may be (lb- game I'll quit. Oh !' he says, 'I
ned nett session of theLee
tisia-' had it all mapped out. But 1 was
We understand Mr. Bownritn contain' Me c nickens befoor I sit
'ntetesting himself in the matter th' hin. Til' fursht ting I did. an'
d if the Clergue syndicate under- th' lash(: too for that matther, I
es the work. terms similar to ' putt up ire foive an Sidney l3ossin-
s. a niatle for the construction of ° birr v." 'Great t Z -Erich r I says.
branch between Owen Sound s Ye dosi:t't mane to till me ye bit
td Seaford. can likely be m rale ! yer dough an Sidney Eossinbirry ?"
'th the Ontatr`io c-kevernment, as eq did.' says CIancy. 'an at wan t
ted try the Hon. G. W. Ross to', toiine I [.ought he was a winnntt
deputation that met him itt ; sure, but he losht conthrol iv his I
demote. 1feet, so he did, an' I Ios'ht conthroi
iv me money. An' Mew.' he sn,rs,
ne of the most extraordinary" ''I haven't enough iv th' eollathr ti
Merits of the hot -weather sea..eon r lift to buy mesiif a ginger pop, so I;
orned in New York _eco Ita1- s haven't.' Tis tle onfd shtory, ,,
children fell from the third -1 Clancy,' I says, `it fool •an' his:
ry -window of a tenement house. money's soon parted.' 'Well,'
their decent they struck a corm- Csays Ciancy,'it's taught me a lissoi'n
omen: who was- looking out off •an' til' nixt toime I bit an a liaise -1
t -floor window. The three i race, I'll not put up nae ➢coney till
ceYnded into the yard, but none th' race is over.'
them was seriously hurt. 1 There was a peau ty fair gatheri
62 to 04
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47 50
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2.00 2.10
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FARM FOR SALE -200 acres of
choice land., consisting of Lot
3, Con. 11, Hay, and Lot 19, South
Boundary, Hay. Goofs bank barns,
44 x 82 and 40 x 60, and frame
dwellings on each lot. Plenty of
gosd spring water. On one farm
there is an overflowing well. On
good gravel road, and convenient
to school, post office and churches,
6 miles to Exeter station. Will
give purchaser easy terms of pay-
ment. Wind power, equipped for
pumping, chopping, straw cutting,
etc. All buildings in good stateeof
repair, with good large driving shod
and other outbuildings. On lot 3
there is 12 acres of good bush, and
on each farm one acre of orchard.
For terms apply to PHILIP HART -
MAN, Sarepta P. O. 3.2-6m
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Foran of Ita:hlos 8111 a DtreKae.
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In the first plate it is it feo4 attd
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and likntsaant to nee that 110 tally wilt
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There is stet ea airnit[e ,:ortls:niintti' In
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This's the tthst hone that talks -stags --plea js every iastt"8iiiient teprodlieeS
Strata. s laifd-=writ g oiticesstras-Negro Mi?nstrells, Church Choirs, rte.
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'bo Berliner Grant-o-,phnoyse is load; r-clear'era snatajpler mill bate than ling
timet tailing machine at any price. It sings every kind of song, sand, Cathie*
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+cart tate teprodneed on the Berliner Gunn -o -i iron° with the uoinderdul indes.tnrt'
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The Records are not iwar, theynn'e Hard, Flat, indestructible braes, whit*
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The 13etlirte.t ;seer x photic is made in Canada, itisgnaranteed fortivey eats. -
'rhe Grant -o -phone is used anti endorsed by the leading eieigyinein tali
*hers thtoetghout Canada.
the Berliner 'Gratin -o -phone received the on1v medal
tor' aalkinng racinines at the Toronto Enhibition 1900.
The Berlinser'Grant-a-plione has been widely irritated
tiaaid tthc recordscounterfeited. thereforeitiet:a: a of machines
*lilt misleading names as they are worthless.
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