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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Herald, 1901-03-22, Page 2tQ: , Basuto Wedding. COSTuriEs NOT JUST UP TO OUR STYLE, BUT MADE TO WEAR-IIOW THE CE12I to Z MONIAL PASSED OFF. 7���r7".F�.c�... �',a'��c/.r�r�+�.re�,a�',��eJ•�".t%'F�C�'✓?' �.�'.•v�.A A: Hales, the war corse- tt of; the London, Eng., Daily rook the opportunity,,whe tbe. Division way, skirting on" the of Bas ttoland, to crosia. the anis interview. one of ..'the Ho had the good fortune to be at the 'wedding of a pair of mission converts. Hie sends to ily Nets an amusing account rights and . ceremonies, dresses, A :Basuto Bride. I arrived at Jonathan's 'vii- lat, warrior was away with a f his young men, so that I lot .see him, though I `saw his •a ' wedding Which was being hen'I rea,ehed the scene. I was through rows of naked, grin - wages, of both, sexes, to be in - al to the bride and bridegroom, I Hound to lee a pair( of mission ts. When I saw the pair' tire'" learly: shook my boots off. Tire a. full-blooded young negress, --_ed in a beautiful white satin hick fitted her as if it had red at her`':out of a gun. .It not meet in front by about; nches•, and the • bodice • was p by narrow. bands'of red silk, tballer's jersey. In her short, hair•: she ha,d',pinued a wreath ificiai orapge blalisomg, which like a diadem of snow. on' a er tntidheap: 'Down her broad ere hung a< great gauzy lace enough to'make a fly -net for camel in summer. It was not to her dress,, nor to her' blit :Was tied on two 'little urls at each side of her head ht green ribbons, after the of a prize filly of the draught t. a..country fair. Her hands caned in a pair of white kid man's size, and a pretty 'big that, for' she Irad a gentle t that would ,have scared Sullivan in hiss palmiest' day. I was `Introduced to the ackled matron' she put one of oved hands into, mine with. a g n;ir •of.. coyness that .made cold `all over; for that hand 'd'�'glor-e reminded m of „the k my first lesson from Lau- ey, Australia's champion d,he had 'an eight -ounce (thank Heaven !) on that oc- .tier right hand, the bride fan of splendid ostrich fea- ith which she brushed the the groom. It was vast o, have brushed away a toy say nothing of flies; but it tay;ini than giant fist,,• itw:d From the Burning. oonL hung ou to his • bride's a fly to a sugar -stick. He Il young man, dressed in a - k' coat, light trousers((braoed w..that howoie socks), shoes, yes and a, high-croW.ned,hat. his' brides white -silk ging-. olle' hand and an enormous - flowers • ?u •the other: He look; meek, but only succeeded sly, hypocritical and awfully table. `At times he 'would new spouse, acid then the n.iratly expression rwould foxy- face ; lie would push out thick lips until they threw all round him ; open his dele- te .'teeth and let his great tongue loll out until :the his face looked like a re, t k velvet gow,n with 'a=•car- d hat. stuffed in. the centre. ate °been full of saving grace and running over, but it was brand of Christianity that .I are to invest cry money , in. caught my gaze riveted upon tried to look like ,a +brand rom the burning; ' he rolled velvet eyes skyward, .screwed nit which ran across iris face )i herecalled a uonth; urLtil it` a cxwmpled doormat; folded meekly over kris 11reelit, and :himself generally ,,like an ent for a,};'=mission;, society. O Sarne' OlcT `alait.' lM 1 -•,glanced to his "pa," given hit, away and seemed lad to get ;rid of lnim. "Pa ed in pure black from head just the same olcl snit that ^(worn whan. he struck this ly mrore of it. He was gu]lt- ny''thing and everything in e of dress except for a large ora zvdiich 'ho ware on top d. Iia diel not ,carry any or fans, or geegaws of any is great an.useular fists. Oue d an iron -shod assegai, her 'lovingly fondled a bat - rid both, weapons looked at aro they rested. He wa.s not rt of a, father-in-law I should r if I had been. out on rt ihl venture; but I would •ve had. one limb of that old than' the whole body of his ' son, for with all his faults at man; .A ,chum caf u'i:,nn who • Ways of these people had to purchase a itor'n of ore being presented to the d groom, and I bad acted her ceremony of introduction ,.and I had managed to turn ling' face away, from "M'a" bevy of daansels as airily s herself 1, offered the sniff 1]o • 'llePery� "}lair. .':C'he' grog i iasli p� 11c'h ancl'sn'riled sadly aril ,ixmniztting some ` deadly sin.•. e, •„honvever,• ;poured a little the palm of her halid' about rher1,ts ggg, regardless of 'vllrlt'e ,kid gloves, TRiis elle 1 td” chuff up her cap;tcione with savage delight until -strranied- down: •her cheeks down a coal heap. Then back her head, spread her t, palm downwards like a h duck treading Water, and • I •pnever heard a human ke` that before; it' vas like t of a 'horse after a tw+o lop through a dust storm. t time she sneered something d ,with lrer wedding geat',.rlp- ave way, until 1: began to Sat the v . ek d " f4r Iger. I re quite so awful asl'•i had an- . 'and when she had demi she laughed. Alt the crowd be groom laughed, and the their laughter.:►vas like the sound .of the sea on a .cliff -e -Owned coast, A Nauseous Brew. little later: cele of the bridesmaids, w hese' toilet consisted of a dainty necklace of beads and: a copper , ring around one altkle, invited me to drink a draught of native beer. �] lre beer was in a large calabash., and I felt constrained to drink some of it. These nativets. know how to make love, and they know how to make war, but, as my soul Iiveth, they don't know -lrow to make beer. The stuff they gave me to drink was about as thick as boarding-house cocoa ; in color it was like unto .milk that a very dirty maid -of -all -work road been stirring round in a soiled soup dish with. • an unwashed forefinger. It irad neither body nor rsoul in it, and was as insipid as a policennan at, a prayer meeting. Some of the niggers got gloriously merry oln it, and sang songs and danced weird unlucky dances under its influence. But it did not appeal to me in that way -possibly I was not educated up to its niceties. Tlae wedding joys: were of a pecn- liar nature. Bride and bridegroom, linked arm be mem, mlarched up and down on, a pa.d iibout twenty arils in 1'ength. A 'nude minstrel'marolted in front, and drew unearthly music from a • kind" of mouth -organ. Girls squat- ting in, the dust en route clapped their hands and chanted a chorus. The groom hopped first on one log and then. on the other, arid tried to Iook gorgeously happy ; the bride kicked her satin skirts out behind and pranced along tlhe track as grace- fully' as a lady ' camel. in the mating season. Behind the. principal actors in the drama came a regiment of youths and girls, and the antics they cut were worthy of the occasion. ;Now and again some dusky Don Juan would dig his thumbs into the ribs of a daughter of Ham. The lady mould promptly squeal and try to look coy. It is not easy. to look coy when you have not enough : clothes on yoar whole ,body to make h. patch to cover a black eye, but . still they tried' it, for the sex seems to trier to be much alike on the inside, whether they dress in a, coat of paint or a coat of sealskin.' Not the Pout of Poetry. By and by the':groom took his bride by the arm ;acid made an effort to induce her'to.leave her nrnids of hon- or, and "trek" towards the cabin, which henceforth was to be her home. The lady pouted and shook his hand: off her arnr, whilst the maid ens laughed and clapped •their hands, dancing in the dust -strewn sunlight with such high -kicking action as would win fame for .acv ballet dancer in Europe. ''The young men jeered the groom, and incited him to take charge of his own. He• hong down his ebony head, and looked sillily sullen, and the bride continued to "pout." Have you ever seen a savage nigger wench pout;' my masters'? Verily it is a sight worth travelling ,for, to see. First• of all she wraps her mouth in- a simper, nand her • lips look like a. fold is a badly -doubled blanket. Then. slaw- ly she draws • the corners towards t'he centre, just .•ts the universe will bo crumap'led up on' the day of judg- ment. It is a beaultiful sighnt-the mouth which, when she smiled, looked. like a sword =wound on'tibo flank' of'' a hose non* when the "point",1s coma-. plet•e looks like a crulmpled• concer- tina. The groom again •timidly ad- vanced his hand towards the satin - covered arm of has. sponrse,. and the "pout" became' more prolnounced than ever. Tine stint& of 4one eye was shy= ly turned'towards the. bridesmaids, thle other rolled with infinite sub-. tlety in. tine ,direction of him who was tobe her lord needy master ; and' true "point" grew larger. anrd larg-' er, until 'I was`,constrained to push nny way.amidst thle maids to `get .a loak behind the bride, for I fancied t'hie back -•of her 'neck' ninist surely -have got someholiv in the front of her face. When; I got to the front again thle "pourt" was still growing, the' ,rich red lips ,in .their midnight set- ting looking like' some• giant rose in full. bloom that a.n' elephant's hoof head trodden uipon. fo the show pro- ceeded. At last on!e of the brides- maids stepped from amidst her sis- ters, and playfully pushed the bride in• tore diret'tion of her Ifome. Then the "poutt" gave way to a •smile, the white teeth gleanring in the gap like tombstones In a.. Highland chux'ch- yal.rd. I had been a 'bit scaled of her, "pont," but when she sinilet:1' I looked anxiously, for myholrse. After a lit- tie ananoeulnri'ng the 'blissful pair' marched eabinwards, with the whole group of naked men and maids cir- cling round them, stamping c their bare feet, kicking up clouds of dust like a mob of tra`elli,n:g cattle. The men yelled some barbarorus rnelo'dy, flourishied their arms, smote upon. tbleir breasts, and anon gripping a damsel by the waist circled afar like goats on a green grass; hill slope. 'l7.ue maids twisted abet,, turned in fantastic figures swaying their nobly -fashioned bodies hither.•and thi:- tllier, whilst they:ktafxt up a `continu- ours wailing, sing -song cry. So' they passed from my, sight into ,;the re- gions of the .hotneymolopn. Catarrhozone;;Cures Astlinta. Wonders. As .for the woman, she found the chief wonders of creation;, ,not;in the .cluminating' vertebrate, left in the lower orders of life. "The je1)yfish,::for instance !" ex= claianed the woman. "1 -Tow was it over got to, jell so beautifully ?" ' • 'Now the other thought they could understand her awe, although none' of them, as it transpired, had ever, put up any' :preserves.' Minard's Liniment cures Diphtheria. Strength and Endurance Are factors of the greatest suecess, No person can do full justice to' himself without them. in . no sestson of the year are they more, easily • exhausted than in the spring. We need not diectiss tlr - e , e5son for • this here: Lt's enough'i.to.sa,: then one, anti that food el Sarsaparilla gives, strength anti eriduranite, • app thousands annually testify. • The• lifaitoning Tliver, Ohio, is at flee& , . 1341•Riarmilr TBEME: 1 EAKNE88 ►es,ult ng From Poor Watery Blood. Heart Palpitation, DJizziness and 'Weakness in the =Legs Pollow:eil Until the Suferer keit 'That Hie Case was Almost Hopeless. (Prom the Mirror, Meaford, On t.) J o lean in Mcafo*d is better, known' or spore highly respected than Mr Patrick Delaney, who has been 4,a, resident of tlte• town for nearly. forty years, Mr..Delaney is a stone- mason by. trade, find has helped con-. struct many of, the buildings which go to make up , Mea.ford's chief busi-. ness structures„Hearing that he had. received great , benefit from the nee of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, a report; er,o1 tire Mirror called to obtain'. particulars of the .cure, and Mr. Delaney cheerfully gave hien the fol -'I lowing statement : "Last March,” said lie, "my health became so poor that I was compelled to quit ,work. The chief symptoms, of my illness were extreme wei'tkness in' the, lege, loss of appetite, and palpita- tion of the heart. .The least exer- tion would cause my heart to pal- pitate violently, and if I stooped to pick up any'thing I wound. be overcome with dizziness. My legs were so weak that I was compelled t.o sit down and put my, clothes on. 'Tho doctor I consulted said I had a bad case"of anaemia. He prescrib- ed for me, and I took three bottles of medicine, but all the while . I ac- tually grew tv'oise, until I be- came so weak and emaciated that -it seemed impossible that I could recover. Having read of the cures effected by Dr. Wil- liams' Pink Pills I determined to give therm 'a trial. Prom the first box I mated an improvement in my condi tion. My legs became .stronger, my appetite improved, and by the time had used four boxes I felt better than I h'ad done for months. `,Phat the pills are a wonderful reneedy there is -not the least doubt. I can do light -work about home without experiencing any of the unpleasant sensations that I once" underwent. ' I feel an altogether different mran despite the fact that I am now sixty-seven years of age. Ali I can say is that I attribute rily present good health to Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, and I would advise any other similar sufferer' 'to try' them." To those ,who are weak, easily 'tired, nervous, or whose blood is out .of condition, Dr. STilliams' Pink Pills come as a blessing, . curing when all other medicines fail, and restoring those wlro give them a fair trial to a, fall measure of health and strength. The pills are sold only in'bo_ces bear ing 0n <tbel . wrapper the full nano' Dr. Williams'- Pink Pills for' .Pale People. If your dealer does not keep', them they will be sent post paid at 50 cents a boa or six 'boxes for $2.50 by addressing the Dr. Williams' Medi- cine Co., Brockville, Ont. A Peculiar Time Table. This time -table appears in the Star of Hope, which is printed at the iienitentiary at Sing Sing, N. T. It • was written by a convict :. THE BLACK VALLEY RAILRO AD. Standard' Gauge. International Line. Chartered Under the Laws of all States. No .Stop -Over Checks. No tReturn Trains. Stations. on the Main Line. A'v. Cigarettetiille 7.30. a.m. L'v, Cigaretteviile ...... 7.85 a.m. L'v Mild Drink Station 7.45 a.m. L'v. Moderation Fails 8.00 a.m. L's'. Tipplersville '...... 9.00 a.m. L'v. Topersvale ... 10.00 a.m. L'v. Drunkard's Cure .,.11.00 a.m. L'v. Rowdys' Wood ... 11.30 a.m. A'v. 43uarrelsburg ... ,. Noon (Remains one hour to abuse wile and children.) L"v, Quarrelsburg .,. 1.00 p.m. A'v. Lusty Gulch . ", 1.15•p -m. A'v. Bummers' Roost 1.30 p.m. A'v. Beggars' Town 2.00 p.rn. A'v. Criminals' Rendezvous 8.00 p,m, A'v, Deliriumviile ... .., 4.00 p.m, A'v. Rattlesnake Swamp ... 6.00 p.m. A"v. Prisonbnrg 8,OO p.m. A'v. Devil's Gap (brakes all off) 10.00 p.m. A'v. Dark'Valley 10.80 p.m. (Passengers may feel some discom- fort inhaling sulphurous fumes, but never mind, there is' no way . to re- tnrn.) A'v. Demon Bend 11.30 p.m. (Don't get frightened at the dying groans you may hear.)' A'v. Perdition Midnight (Tickets for sale by all barkeepers,) Blade to Cure. . To cure . what ? Catarrh, Asthani, Hay Feve. and Bronchitis. Its name )s Catarrhozone. If you breathe it, it cures you. There's lots of satisfac- tion in using Catarrhozone and af- ter 'you've used it a •little lwhile you'll wonder how you ever lived without it. Two sues, ,25c and $t at all druggists er by mail. N. C. Polson & Co., Kingston, Ont., and Hartford, Conn. Impossible Definitions. ul. Local Legislature -A body of men which' never wastes the silver of speech. A City Council Chanxber-A place. where men aesemrble who have no axes to grind. A Circulation Manager.- A man who Swears to the truth and nothing but the. tru h A Yellow Editor -One who never writes articles headed, Concerning Scoops and who never drinks any- thing stronger than water. A. Board of Trade -An organization the meetings of which are attended by; thousands of people. , . Political Party -The joining to- gether of those whom no man can ',put asunder. .A Potato -he germ of oratory. A Police Investigation -No definl• tion possible, or impossible, as the matter . is ''sub judice. --5 anconver Province. !'My 'dear," said Mr. Bickers to Iris wife, "1 saw .inr.the. pe ers to -day o , p ,y t: a' declslon Of' a 'Virginia colla t.; that -_the Wife may,"in sonao' case's, be the head of the family. "John Henry," replied MN, Bickers, "the courts are sometime# very slow Obeid finding• out things."-Ptick. {NO�IAN'S RBST FHI6ND.° Dodd's Kidney Pills Have Laid Claim to This Title TheY Seem to be Substantiating the Claim by the Evidence of Alauy Trustworthy and \Nell llinown Ladies. .. ,. Lushos's .Bight, Little Bcy Island, Green I3ay, Newfonundland, Iflarclr 14. -(Special)-Dotid's Kidney ";Pills, aiad tive wonderful. healing work they are, accomplishing in Newfoundland, is the subject of much favorable core ment among our People. Many cases are` reported, where' they have saved the lives of'zihen 'and women suffering with Bright's Disease, D1atletes, Rheumatism and Female Troubles. The local druggists are selling a great deal of t.las remedy. Right here there occurred a case which is of more than ordinary interest. Mrs. Elizabeth Brooks was for years a sufferer with Kidney Disease. Sire 'is a lady well-known• and highly. esteem- ed, and her story of recovery lras caused general satisfaction. She writes : "I wish to make known to all what good I have obtained through the use of Dodd's Kidney Pills. They are• a very valuable remedy. T have been a sufferer for over two years with Kidney Disease, T employed a doc- tor, but did not succeed in getting any better, I heard of the wonderful cures Dodd's Kidney Pills were work- ing in. the Island, and :bought a box of them. After using the first box, I felt that I was getting better, so I bought more. Now( I can truly say that I am a well woman. 1 think every suffering woman should know of the remedy that will cure her, and lee I am giving my experience for pub- lication." Mrs. Brooks' statement is only one of many equally strong cases cured by Dodd's Kidney Pills in thie neigh- borhood. ARE YOU (GOING WEST? 1f so, send a Letter or postal card to the undersigned, answering the following 'questions : Wahere aro you going? 1j'hen 'are you going ? 'Where do you start from ? How many 'are in your party ? Will you take your !household goods ? Special Low rate settlers' tickets on sale during March and April to points in 'M,a.nitoba, British' Colum- bia, Oregon, California and all West- ern States. Full particulars from B, H. Bennett, General Agent, Chicago & •Nortih'western Railway, 2 King street east, Toronto, Ont. Minnrd's Liniment Cures Garget in cows. Just a Word. 'We swallow pleasure at a gulp, sor- row sip by sip, which punctuates our folly. Satan's court yard is, always well kept, owing to paying material sent iw such quantities by men. Th'e man your wife might have wedded, or the woman your , 'lord might leave mated, were paragons. lif-it is not good for man to abide alone, hbw much worse it is for wo mean sighs the spinster. Until sire Is hated let no woman consider herself a woinan of impor- tance, socially. .e1. m'an in dove is more interesting than a'wom'an, because he Is so cer- tain,no one suspects it, -Indianapolis Sun. Pain 'Must Go. Where Polsen's Nerviline is used. Composed of the most powerful pain - subduing remedies known. Nerviline cannot fail to give prompt relief in "rheumatism, neuralgia, cramps, pain in the back and side, and the host of painful• affections, internal or external, nrisini'g from inflamma- tory action.; „A. bottle of Nerviline Will give efficient proof of its su- periority over° every known remedy. Try Nerviline. Large bottles 20 cents, Druggists sell it. He Found It. It was a Dutch royal marriage - that of William III, to . the Duke of York's' daughter -drat led a noble lord of the time, who accepted a bet that he could not make a rhyme to "porringer," to write : The Duke of York a daughter ]rad, • H'e gave the Prince of Orange her ; And now, my lord, I claim the prize Por milting rhyme to .porringer, I know MINA1i,D'S LINIMENT' will cure Diphtheria. JOHN D. BOi7,MILLIER.' French Village. I know MINARD'S LINIMENT will cure. Croup. P. CUNNINGHAM,' Cape Island. I know MINARD'S LINIMENT is the best ;remedy on earth. JOiSEPH A'. SNOW. Norway, Me. Deadly Shells of To -day: The ordinary shell which was manufactured 'thirty years ago only broke into from twenty' to twenty. five pieces' when it burst. At the ' pretsent time it bursts into 240, while a shrapnel shell, which only used to scatter" 37 • missiles, now scatters 340. ,A present-day 'bomb, when. charged with peroxylene, blreaks up into.. 1,200 pieces, and, it Is estit ated that .it lirould' effect- IVely kill . anyone 'standing witli.in 22p yards of the epl'osion. Catarrhozone `Cures Asthma. Man and the Microbe. At, t'his� point in the.•fable titre man Marveled greatly'.in th'at.h:e ll:aci,not met-,th'e• microbe long eihC t.. ..,.t.t In what,g se hl V', y'iSu`;'tritvelled,` pray ?'" asked ` th'e tunny' "Ww',hy, for the nioet part, in the guys whb didn't boil their drinking 'Water t" replied t ne .microbe, can- dic5ly. t D1*fD 1!'ll.)1.1 `-t7SI1'll flcrole Phys. lcivaas '1' Theirl.rves t'o ,'i`1'SL'V'1`S Isco Sacrificed r (Others- A young girl who lived in a lit tle village near Cori, Ireland, broke ,an" artery in her chest and lost ai- most every drop of. blood in her body. 7Tlro doctor wino was called hacl only been qualified a year and was not out .of )rias - twenties. He injected salt. into his patieirt's veins to bring Icer around, then, turning to her naturally anxious parents, lie saki "1 can save her life if anyone will allow mato Inject a quart of their blooci into .Iter system." Although there were two strong sons in tale room, neither said a word, but their mother, a delicate woman, volunteered to give the required quantity. The doctor saw at once that she required every jrop sho •had .in her body, , and without an- other word, he bared his arta, cut a vessel anti allowed, the blood to run into the veins of his patient. ire saved the young lady's , life, but he was never Able to make good the 'blood be. had lost,. and about six Months later he -died. - Another case somewhat- similar oc- curred in Salem, Mass. A wealthy merchant, a.' a result of an accident, lost a large quantity of blood, arid, when the doctor arrived, lie was ly- ing in bed, white and apparently dead. The unfortunate lean hacl only just been married, and his wife prayed to the doctor to save her husband's life. The doctor felt sure that if he gave his own blood to bring back the pa- tient's life ib would take Irian weeks to make good the loss, and that pos- sibly Ire might never make it good at, all..Be would not allow till wife to make the' sacrifice, but gave nearly a quart of `his own blood. The mer- chant recovered, but the doctor who gave -him back his strength and life is• a feeble, pale -faced man, unable to work or follow his profession. He lives with tyle merchant and his wile, who look after him as if 11e were their own brother. A country doctor died • of typhus fever early in the year, He was called to attend a young >,uau who was in- fected with tine disease, and he went into the room where the patient lay and carefully examined the body. At the time the doctor was in a lore state of bealtli, and Ire caught the dreaded fever and. died within a fort- night. A young French doctor some time ago inoculated himselt'•with cholera germs and suffered many weeks of serious . illness in order tee experiment with. a new medicinhal discovery which• was, belioevecl to cure all germ dis- eases, Unfortunately, the medicine re- fused to act, and the .plucky doctor died of the fever lie had given himself. When Koch's fluid was first diseov- ered half a dozen Gernran students were the first persons to have it in- jected into them. No one knew whether the fluid was not as deadly a poison :,s a dose bf stychnine, and the niers who allowed th .� dru • to be to jected into their systems are worthy of the highest prnise. The dose given to them w,as far too powerful, and two of the number were nearly killed outright. Deafness Cannot be Cured By local applications as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There is oily one way to cure deafness, and that i8 by constitu- tional remedies. Deafness is caused by an in- flamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. Wb en this tube is inflamed you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hear- ing, and when it isentrroly closed, Deafness is the result, and unless the inflammation can be taken put and this tube restored to its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases is nothing but an are amed condition�of the mucous surfaces. Wo will give Ono Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that can- not be cured by all's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. •F. J. CHENEY& 00., Toledo, .0.. Sold by druggists. 75e. Hall's Family Pills are the best. Across the Baltic in a Balloon. A Berlin balloon has made the first crossing of the Baltic Sea. Dr. Berson and Lieut. Hildebrandt as- cended recently to take observa- tions simultaneously with other aeronauts in other parts of Europe. The wind took theip over Stralsund, when they decided to risk the pas- sage across tl.to sea. They were blown across to T.elleborg, on the Swedish coast, in three boors and a quarter and came down straight in a village of the Province of Sewed - and, in the interior of Sweden. This signature isron every box of the genuine Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets the remedy that coma ft coil in one day Feminine. Spendthrifts. About eight out of every •ten la- dies in society find it a difficult mat- ter to make both ends meet, even when in receipt of liberal allowances from husbands or parents, says Tit Bits. Dress (alone costs a woman int ood circle's as much as would IS SIJE ? O "12 1901 is all right, if you are too fat; anad all wrong, if too thin already. y Fat, enough foryour habit, is oress healthy; a little more,Tis Ya no great harm.. Too fat, consult a doctor; too thin, persistently thin, no matter what cause,. take Scott's Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil. There are many causes of get- ting too thin; they all come under these two heads: over= work and. under -digestion. Stop over -work, if you can; but, whether you can or not, take Scott's Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil, to balance yourself with your work. You can't live on it—true--but, by k, you can. There's a limit, however; you'll pay for it: Scott's Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil is the readiest cure for `can't eat," unless it comes of your doing, no work --you can't long be well and strong, without some sort of activity. The genuine has this picture on it, take no other. If you have not tried it, send for free sample, its a- greeable taste will surprise you. SCOTT & SOWNE Chemists, • Toronto. • 50c. and $1.00; all druggists. The Price No Object. The swart corsair conducted his , beautiful captive aft. "This is the quarter-deck,' said he. The child of luxury contemplated the rude appointments in dismay. "Is . there no fifty -cent deck ?" she faltered. Some of the newspaper men pre- sent thought they saw tears In the outlaw's eyes as he turned brusque- ly away. -Detroit Journal. Catarrhozone Cures Asthma - Swedish Telephones. Sweden is said to have the best telephone system in the world. There. are now 77,600 miles of telephone wires and 52,5611 apparatus in use. The amounit of $1,000,000 is to be expended this year alone upon the ex- tension of the' State telephone. ' Mivard's Liniment Cures Distemper. Where }Io Pitied. (Higbee -I saw an old maid kiss a dog on a street car this morning. Digbee-Poor, foolish thing. Iligbee-Wasn't she, though ? Digbee-Oh, I was thinking of the dog--Ohlo State Journal. CLOiHES WASHER Sent on Trial atwlwlesalcprlce. if not sat'refihctory money refpndod. Gueran teed toren easier end do better work than an y other machine •.in thom.rkel. A good machine for agents to 'teethe. Big money made. Thousands in use, For term* and pricey address STANDARD SVPPLY CO.. Hamilton, Ont. COSTS ONE CERT. to learn haw to make DOLLARS. Our 20thCentury catalogue will give you full information, Greatest, weight, twice the strength, and three times the last. lag quality of ordinary wire fencing. THE FROST WIRI FENCE CO. Ltd., Welland, Ont. DROPSY Treated Free: We have made dropsy and its complications a -specialty for twenty years. Quick relief. Cures worst eases. Book of �TESTrnroatXALs and 10 nos treatment iri:nts, DR. H. H. GREEN'S SONS. Box ti ATLANTA, GA. Only a Widow Left.. A man once wrote to a western lawyer for information in regard to a person who hacl owed him a, consid- erable sum of ntoney for a longtime. " What property has he which I could attach.?" he asked: The lawyer's reply was brief and to the point : The man died six months ago. He has left nothing subject to attach- ment save a widow."' -Youth's Cum- panion, Mina.rd'e Liniment Cures Colds, etc. Almost Unnerved. "Did you feel very nervous the first time you appeared itt tights, Miss Sha,ipieton 9" "Yes, terribly. I retnennber it well. 1 almost forgot my lines' for a min- ute er . two. It was, in the march • of the Amazons, and just as I stepped before the andienee trould tell by the tvayit felt that my helmet wasn't -on straight" --Chicago' Times-lierald. • Catarrhozone,Cures Asthti;a.. Doctt, r e, Il W I consider the medL cal profession are badly treated. See how few monuments there are to tatnous doctors or surgeons. The Patient -Oh, doctor, look at owl cemeteries, • 100 NA0RlaoSwTevfantonN,TY,iT1lSIaOe 1'osso,sion at once, .1. 0. s'reenian, Box Grbve, Ontario. BLACIi.SMIT73 WANTED -TO BUY OR rent shop and house in Markham Town, J. G. Frooman, Box Grove, Ontario. A BOX: OF CIGARS FREE For getting ten club members. Address Lewin Cigar Club, 527 Richmond street, London, Ont: • CadeuALE .12 fish business tet busi- ness locations in the largest and most prosper- ous town in Ontarlo; proeeutowner has ac- cepted position which requires an extended sojourn in Groat Britain; personal inspection invited. AddrbsS Box •521, Peterborough, tint. ..BIG STRAWBERRIES...: 150 plants post paid for $1.00. Send for list. N. V. MALLORY, Blenheim, Ont. ` : 11[71T FARM FOR 5A IN -ONE Ol Tl 1 driest in the Niagara Peninsula, eY: Winona, 10 miles frem Hamilton on two.. rail- ways. 130 acres in all 35 of which' is in fruit, Mostly peaches. Will be sold in one pared or divided into lots of 15 to 30 acres to suit pair the,ters, This is ,gidecided bargain. ddrreei„ •lona ban" Car •• Ontario, petl e t a P.O. box 409, lvltiunai. Mrs. Winsloves Soothing Syrup should al- ways he used for Children Teething. Itsoothi the child, softens the guvis, cures wind coils and is the best remedy for Diarrheas. Twaoty i1?e cents%hhttle