The Herald, 1901-03-15, Page 44.
THE ZURICH HERALD
theZurich ibetatb i sit down ant's lament the tact bat
Vr •1� he gets RD. extra elegant Peeve on
E, ZitaLi:Ta. Pueloset a. bar displaying his goods m ot% ltempt-
uigly to tho public gaze t• alA. by so
doing encouraging the 1 nar+eiiasing
ll`RIIDAY, MARCH 15, 1901. public to drop in and ex arillie his
wares. He makes use of Trim HER -
"You look sweet enough to eat." ALD to set forth the oleos of goods
+•I ducat." kept in stock and the priers of same.
It is the live advertiser that gob-
bles the little trade there is going
at this season of the year. Don't
forget that tact.
John Bull is by no means satisfied
with his fumy, and he has put his
finger with some emphasis on what
Few realize how near they are to he considers the centre and source
death's door until they read the of its weakness—with a significant
.contents of a patent medicine al- glance toward his esteemed Bobs,
manac, to convey the idea that he hopes to
see a remedy applied without de -
Montreal has 1,200 bar tenders, lay. The spot thus indicated is the
according. to the sampling editor of dudeisin that reigns in the officers'
the Herald. mess of nearly every regiment, and
which finds expression in e ctrava-
Good advertising suggestions, gent expenditure for balls. polo
like crying babies, should always ponies fancy bands, and other
be carried out. things more suitable to the domain
• of idle fashion than to that of a
The biggest bargains are useless serious fighting profession. Money
unless possible buyers aro informed rules instead of brains and military
that they exist. genius. The rich and luxurious
among the officers literally freeze
out the poorer, and ofton more
gifted, members of the mess by
means of the steady, cold stare of
disfavor projected through disap-
proving monocles, and the result
has been to completely invalidate
the benefits which were hoped from
the measure abolishing the pur-
chase of commissions. John Bull
has lately said flatly that he never
meant his regimental staff to be-
come mere swell clubs, rind has in-
timated his determination that
these dandiesmust either keep
their escpetali ere within thelimits
of the pay he allows their}, or get
out. It is believed that both the
Commander -in -Chief and His Ma-
jssty the King are with John Bull
in this a etieiklle, leyel-headed view.
The advertiser of a flesh rod -acing
remedy lives on the fat of the land
Advertise in Tile HERALD ; it
pays. Subscribe for Tms .HERALD ;
it's useful,
Woodstock dons its clothes as a
city on July 1, and it is proposed to
hold an old boys' reunion.
The only way to appeal to human
nature is to know human nature,
and to act upon the knowledge.
The road to ruin is kept in good
repair at the expense of merchants
-who do not believe in advertising.
Why does the British manatee-
turer not compete with the United
States makers in selling typewrit-
ers in Canada?
Some girls are over -giddy
.And easy are to mash ;
But Carrie Nation knows her book.
And goes upon the smash.
Don t be niggardly with your em-
ployes. What niay appear to be a
few cents gained may be the loss
of a good workman.
The editor's life is a rare one,
• He lives and he loves and believes
And when for his toil gets nothing,
He is thankful for what he re-
ceives.
A man will give up a dollar for a
50 -cent article he wants, and a as o_
man will give up 40 cents for tb Ns
cent article she does'nt want.
The man whose heart does not
thrill at the sight of the little coun-
try paper from his old home has no
heart worth mentioning.
During a dense fog a Missot,r.
steamboat took a landing. A pias-
.enger anxious to go ahead, camp
to the unperturbed manager of the
wheel and asked why they had
stopped. "Too much fog can't see
river." "But you seo the stars
overhead" " Yes," replied the
urbane pilot, "but until the biler
busts we ain't going that way. The
passenger went to bed.
We learn from reliable authority
that two Palmerston girls recently
visited a photographer and had
themselves photographed with their
faces stuck coquettishly through a
torn newspaper. When the pictures
were finished and delivered they
were horrified to find that the paper
they had used was a Chicago sheet,
and just below their smiling faces
was a big display advertisement of
a clothing firm which announced :
"Our shirts are all wool."
An American Government bulle-
tin says that "the toad as a rule
feeds continually throughout the
night, consuming in twenty-four
hours an amount of food equal to
about four tinges the stomach capa-
city. It is estinsated that a single
toad destroys in a year insects
I , ' which, if they had lived, night
have damaged crops to the extent
of about $20.,, As $20 represents
the interest on at least $500, it will
be seen that Shakespeare was scion
tifiealiy accurate in his assertion
that the little animal born yet a
precious jewel in its head.
Town inerehants complain of the
stagnant condition of trade at, the
present time, but the complaint is
generally heard at this season of
the year, When times are quiet
L.,the progressive merchant does not
..—_4, ape --
HOGS IN MANITOBA
An Experts Report on The Prospects
There
Here is a legend of Manitoba :—
Shortly after ho took hold of the
Canadian Pacific, twenty years ago,
Sir William Van Horne called in
Old Bill Green, a famous Iowa hog -
raises., to report on the capabilities
of Manitoba eel e, hog -raising region.
It was late in the yeer when Bill
reached Winnipeg, tad. tiie Wily
weather is supposed to have effect-
ed his usually well-balanced judg-
ment. At any rate in due course
of time he presented Mr. Van Horne
with a report, the main conclusions
of which were these :
(1) That in order to raise hogs at
all it would be necessary to furnish
each hog with a fur coat or por-
table stove. (,2) nett even with
these comforts the hog would be
sure to become thick of hide, this
being nature's provision against
cold, and long of snout, nature's
provision to enable it to root in the
hard -earth ; so that, given time
enough, it would develop into an
alligator, chasing the affrighted
settler from Rat Portage in the
east to Whoop _ip in the we ,t, and
making hint tired, to say the least,
from too much o:ftil?l3is,, (3) But if
notwithstanding 'thesis o1 jectiop.s,
Mr. Van Horne was still bent upon'
trying to raise hogs in Manitoba, it
would be well, in view of the pre-
sence of so many roving Indians,
to import a long-legged variety,
and breed not for fat but for speed.
Iver. Green has been in Manitoba
sineet ttieen, and allows that his re-
port Wail jitzllltiiced. Hog -packing
has grown to he cllj d an industry
in Winnipeg, and all the hots ere
Manitoba -bred. At one time p4ei4
ers were obliged to get live or
dressed hogs from Ontario, but
that day is past. The Manitoba
hog is sufficiently numerous to
supply. not only the local demand
but the demand in the Kootenay
and parts of Iaaritish Columbia.
Just now, too, the 24144 (05 of the
Calgary -Edmonton region are be-
ginning to raise hogs and to go in
extensively for poultry and eggs.
It is not a corn country, but pod`s
grew well, there is an abundance
of sat
tr
while the Chinook vin
from theef
ocean, the great
American desert, oe .w ereever it
is they come from, render the pli-
mate alinost as temperate as that
of Iowa,
COULD SCARpla,T.,Y WALK
Mr, George Thompeon, 0, IMO*
merchant of Blenheim, Ont., staatas
—"I was troubled with ttc!hiug
piles for fifteen years, and at times
they were so bad could scarcely
walk. I tried a great many remed-
ies, but never found anything like
Dr, Chase's. Ointment. After the
third tapp)Jcation I obtained relief,
and Was eoii;iplete)y cored by using
one box," Ask yotw' neighbors
about Dr. Chase's Ointnietit, the
only absolute cure for piles.
Ferdinand French, a negro, was
Lensed four times by a mob in Du-
qucin, Ill., in an ineffectual at-
tempt to extoll$ `,»,formation from
him regarding the roisbis41 of e
jewelry Store,
GENERA, NEWS
Newsy News Gathered Here, There
and Everywhere.
There wore riots at Ripoli Spain,
Monday.
Col. Steele, of the Stratheona
Horse, is in Ottawa.
Methodists report 120 converts in
Manila last week.
Aug. 5 is to bo ;Windsor's Civic
holiday this year.
Hon James H. Ross is appointed
commitlsioner• of the Yukon,
Nicholas Flood Davin now repre-
sents the Toronto News at Ottawa.
Eight wore killed and 42 injured
in the laundry explosion at Chicago
Monday.
The bonus of $10,000 to Hess
Bros. Bent Chair Company was car-
ried at Listowel.
Deaths of children under 5 years
of ago in Boston last year were
32.14 per cent, of the total Mortal-
ity.
Seattle purposes to build a canal
eight miles long from Puget Sound
to Lake Washington, which is 20
miles long, 200 feet deep, and 'will
make a.n icloal harbor.
D,1 owcliffe, of Elisnyille, deliv-
ered a load of hogs to Prior &
Armstrong, of Exeter, last week
that were 5 months and 2 days old,
which averaged 208 pounds each.
"Oregon has hit on a new experi-
ment to keep her citizens sober.
Every man who drinks is obliged
to take out a -license costing hint
$500 tb yeah 441c1, unless armed with
the document cannot be served
with liquor at any saloon or hotel.
Every six months the names of the
persons who take out a license ere
to be published."
Whew ! $500 license ! ! This will
hit the Oregon editors hard, and
force them all to take to veto:,
'insteaj, of th.eii' atiellaboneed. bever-
age.
A minister in a neighboring town
on a recent Sunday surprised his
audience by reading the following
announcement from his pulpit ;
replier Meeting of the DottkeY
clull 'yii1 be held ifs ii i, l lit the
close of the present service. Mem-
bers will line up just outside the
church door, make remarks about
and stare at the ladies as is their
custom. .Any member a0H11 to es,
Cort d yQupg lady to elitireli like a
man Land sit with her like a gentle-
man will be promptly expelled
from the club, The applititation
was to the point and the the effect
marvelous,
Mr, Justice Meredith, who is ill
at his home in London, Ont., has
been granted six months' leave of
absence by the government, and
will go to Italy for his health.
The estate of the late Gatling
Gun Howard is valued at between
$17610Q0 unci 000,000. His will has
just beets Notated et ofitrdttl,
and leaves his entire eeta$ to his
six children.
Seaforth : Allan S. MacLean. el-
dest son of M. Y. MacLean of the
Expositer, who has been for a con-
siderable period on the editorial
staff of the London, Eng., Financial
Times, and who was also for some
years the London correspondent of
the Toronto Globes has been oblig-
ed to fi'ivo lip his position owing to
a complete breakdown in hoalth.
A series of pulmonary troubles
have torininated in consumption,
and he has been advised to leave
London permanently. At present
he is spending the winter in South
Devon, and expects to sail for Can.
ada with his family early in April.
The oldest active official in the
German Empire is a man named
1Vit�fill�lE, at Wittiic 1. At the :lige
of 1.03 he Is still lli'isoal. War'cleu.
A GOOD ONE, -Tho following
story is told at the expense of S. 8.
Cooper. During the recent cam-
paign for the county commissioner -
ship Sam is said to havo entered a
house in tho country, but found it
empty. Going down to the barn
he found a woman making heroic
efforts to milk a rebellious cow,
anal "Wi$1ljy proverbial gallantry
offered to peri oras tl}P asjt, W1110.11uvulaho did, after uvula labor. When
he got through, Mr. Cooper told
the woman he would like to secure
her husband's support for the coir-
missionership; "Well," said the
woman, while her eyes twinkled,
"I'd like to promise it to you, but
I'ifi. litre}icl you're too late this time,
for Dave claws in the'
shed now, helping the olcl niton to
food the valves, "-...New Era,
A smooth individual has been
working the towns to the oast of us
during the last few weeks, and as
he may be along this way we niay be
Qn, the look out for hin. The opor-
atol is well 6lressed, of good appear-
ance, and claisr•}s t,o 1,{1 ars. t}gjjshr
midi not long out, and in 1}clic: luck,
s a very handsome has e : it s -
He h 1 cl cin
'y , Q meer-
schaum pipe, with ls.rge ember
m 1}.t1 piece and gold band, which
cot Win theee posh lg in Liverpool
and whitih he is willing to sell tor
g
hi t
sa he can o .get, '.
antlie makes anything a es a
sale at anywhere iron o}ia to six
dollars : and after a day or two the
buyer discovers that the moer
schaum is French clay, the amber
motith piece resin the gold band
brass anti the whole outfit dear at
rp Gti]?is,
'lilies so siblo mat ne`a+en conn,
z g.
'pltinsr If he 1}L4.tks mut
leg ho is
'always thankful that it isn't- his
neck.
Tho Pope was 91 years old on
March 2nd, and is good health,
ehowin§ no sign of diminishing
vigei,,
flan B, Priest, tho oldest rail-
way engineer in Michigan, died at
Detroit, Monday.
Wolves aro very numerous in
Loco county, Michigan, this winter
and hunters are killing large ninny
bers of them,
The Smashers' Mail Mrs. Nation's
new weekly, made its first appear,
ance, Monday in Topeka, edited
from the county jail.
Tho Dominion Government will
call for tenders for the building of
two new steamers to replace the
Druid at Newfield.
Canada will send a team to the
international rifle match at Now
York this fail, and it is probable
also ateam will compete titan
Italy.
Toronto Board of Trade has de
tided to urge the Dominion Govern-
meat to grant the Crow's Nest
Railway chaster.
Charlie Louie, a Chinese laundry-
man, was foetal dead in bed at St.
Marys.
During the past two years Brant-
ford has paid out $100,000 in pro-
tection against floods.
The Red Star Liner Southwark,
outward bound, for Antwerp, is
still aground at New York.
A new fair association has been
formed at Hamilton, and the first
show will be held Sept. 10 to 12.
The period of;half mourning for
the public on the death of Queen
Victoria has opened in Great Bri-
tain
Ja,mes McCormick, a former resi-
dent of Hastings county, was killed
by accident ina lumber camp at
Two, Rivers Minnesota. Ho was
35 years of age.
At a conference of the health
board and a committee of tho pub-
lic school trustees, at Hamilton, it
was decided to, take stops to vacci-
nate all of the children in the
schools.
CHRONIC BRONCHITIS
Rev. J. N. Van Natter, of Strea-
tor, Ill., writes;—"About one year
ago 1 obtatitied from you six bottles
of Dr, Chtase's Syrup of Linseed
and Turpentine. I gave away two
and took the other four. I had
been seriously afflicted with Chro-
nic Bronc:hiti: for ten years and
oou,lil get no relief, A leading
pi}ysioien told me that it was only
a question of time until it would
wear me out, but thanks to this
wonderful remedy of Dr. Chase I
tam now a strong man." 25 cents a
bottle, all dealers.
They All Want It.
MaLEAY, N.D., March 8, 1901
E. ZELLER, ESQ.,
Zurich, Ont.
Dear Sir,—Please find enclosed $1
for which send me THE Haiseeo,
And oblige,
Oho, Creiman,
McLean, N. D.
in Distress
With Eczema
Mrs. R. Stoddard, Delhi, Norfolk
County Ont.„ Writes as ifollowsi,-"I was,
troubled With Eczema or Salt Rheum
for over twelve years, and during that
time doctored with four different phy-
sicians, but found that they could only
give temporary relief. I saw Dr.
Chase's Ointment advertised, decided
to try it and before I had used half a
box found great relief and change. Al-
together I have used three boxes and
am now completely cured. I have re-
commended it 'to my neighbors, and can
say it is the best I ever used, and in
my estimation worth Its weight in
gold."
The keen misery which many endure
from the tortures of skin disease is
most appalling, and so much the worse
beceuso it Is unnecessary. Dr. Chase's
Ointment stands alone as the one un-
failing remedy for salt rheum, eczema,
scald head and every form of itching
skin disease. GO cents a box, at all deal-
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onto.
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