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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Herald, 1900-09-21, Page 4THE GALLUP FAMILY. AN EVENING OF LAMENTATIONS BY THE AILING WIFE. be /Knave Rey Time For Departure gor the 'Other World ilea Come, And She Wars Anxious to Become an Augel, but There Were Drawbacks, (CoPYright, 1900, by C, E. Lewis.) Mr. Gallup had finished his supper, reinoved his coat and shoes end sat doWit in the rocking ehair to read the copy of The Cheinuug County. Gazette he had brought home from the Post, office when Mrs, Gallup dropped down on the lutiutee with a sigh and began: "Samuel, if you could spare a dyin woutau three or Nur minits of your time I should like to talk to you. I kuovv .you don't like to be bothered when you are readln, and I wouldn't 'eay a word if it was only a bile on my leg or one of my back aches, but it's more serious than that, Samuel -fur snore serious." Mr. Gallup stretched his legs out to their fullest extent and made his toes crack, but he never looked up from his paper. "1 don't want to give you no sudden shock.," continued Mrs. Gallup as the tears began to stream down her cheeks and her nose to -twitch, "but it's my duty to tell you, so you kin prepare yourself. Samuel, you'll be a widow before Saturday night! Tonight is Tuesday night. Before sundown on Saturday night the funeral will be over, I'll be an angel, and you'll be free to go out somewhere every eveuin and play checkers. Do you hear me, Sam - 31r, Gallup may or may not have beard her, but If he did he paid not the alightest attention. -Yes; I've got my call to go," she re - Seated as she wiped her eyes on her 2 tvx WOMANT0W5ih OR Four: etteria." anron. "I've eat: .rheumatiz, fever, connoteipthoot mod heart disease. and neuter atal twiny a tittle I've expeteell to go. but I. have never felt het. this Lidera. My eart goes DM:, tend.. tune, my lump, steel!! to he loitettin /round. and new and nett my lineal) llts oft On me the sante as t load 12-4 oritgitit jn oObide IIJ relive. 31IM ‘4,111bNie tfifteh this very wny W- S we sew flied. BIM •N,J, VraSMr.f 'nat.effort la Piny veteevele...ilia. or it satay slie. levied till gulai,rryr. but wit1ett1 ll(het or two 3".11 Ise On tIngel. Vroa %roger :Udine tue fur (Wu, «All you. retioneel'i" 31r. ti'alitap teamed ,ffils [Ogler te.er, poked en Lee rem and creeetil hue lege, lieu/ INIM4Q.. tog oeiply. -,n)iLig.i name epee dein. tentounel-tent trate to go eenene treate il4e sr f' 5and net ten tine fan e. etneto. iboot JUl lJ1th)teelt. at ✓ te/f4 Mee_ Waliems. ,t ba1 tv,o. 4114,31,0 ON G`CA;,14' Uf,51411 \Val" 4E1 nee., ;nate u new eeneete bet • gioleke:.rs lieerte &pees ut 5.4L42 Lad t •••ai9f;,=341. Ler Witrii.9. Vut.411 LePse /tie juu•Lroe yonere a genet ree to '4'41Zsu C.41). GEO butee ; °fee •et.tu, leve &exir thluiee. but t 'ha ltfIVI" 113 1g1S tett t.'1%•11 uta•L to,;v•-&:•11 dowu ads riettot to eg4 tLi‘eyagb 1454 64V4i. but ,7`,1431,tliE4. :.‘14`14- fifath4V 161444.4.1 SE4V61:411 ber ttsaltS fog' a thine and leer eaoned down a suit acne' said: eVteate eletn fatton't raiss Me 1 eAcet. /4-ij L 11 -tie Mies lead be water ready weeen eftei wonted to. wasiu your feet, awl you've trevel• fottiatil one without int sate itiagets. I've! tivsea YoP ibrivratzio oad set up tolq2eu 'eve0-. Yon've neva*" tad to tell ;UP 4211;jr bread Vials beavy .or tee testae,* tasted Of sakentus. And eneen r away. ;Samuel. you'll re- fr:q.u.tut•el that I wore tee same bonnet and shawl fur 21 yenta teed that I anus neeste a vette of shoes last three ya`,i".t. Haven't I done purty well all e.....eugs cc:Ls:de:led?' ir.Gaitetp reZgiel have agreed. teith Lee. bet if Le tiEd Le didn't say so lihmt.k. Ile caressed his legs tbe other viiay and tieratieled the other heel, and ettera Mrs. 4;allup could restrain ker• see olteened: "a *het 0eavin MIS tette the Way oterLe wares woniel, SemueL When 1 E ee gene. you% find your shirts and iti-kg anal everythzug lb the usttel etare. awl you won't heve to seer on it totton l'ia even scold ant the teepot stet seoer out the dishpan if I have ir4i.e. if aagels ran iook dowa from Leaven. tEete I want to look down and see teat Pee left e rv1Wn movd.e.x. 1 V".•Etait esk ytep abte:t angels. Sam - Lek .e.,7re tbey ahi oati or young angel% Sq.inlET CaNe-d tninr? Wtni :kJ) '! 4t years, -or sv9H 9he ee en; we...eau er..e.eel?" see d.reeizy at Mr Gallian meei eneeenfi 37„ not he wee tene • • new To ¢,.n' atn te.e.*.eeet el a and ite paid To heed 1:•.t. • •,,tro.•.1 '.%;. • :pr-a1I anstele ptirty.•14finit4,11" She ,•••!•'(j ;ti‘r awl; it. or•v• Pr AO-, Stnr•l• fe!": if& winder. hot I've got lu 3:4 InZ'; T want f!JV tier' Ina& etem as I ate up Hwi 9:sot eeettel oar r,••.; Ics 7;- ' • •J•• 7 men tit e d if I was. ineav tee e LL4;"4/. 44.0).1,C , Will I be changed in the twinklin of an eye and made as putty as. the rest of 'en'' Something like a .8mi1e, flitted gym the face of Mr. Gallup, but it was prole ably caused by the article he was read beg. "And about the music, Samuel? I Can't play on no harp without lessons. I have never even seen a harp. When we wits first married, I used to play on the accordion fur you, but it was awful poor Davin, and you soon got sick of it. Is it goin to be expected that I kin fly right up to heaven and begin playin on a harp the very first thing? If it is, then I dunno as I want to die. 1 never could a -bear havin folks laugb at me. And the singin, Saumel-the Bluetit! My voice is crack- ed, and I sing through my nose, and is that goin to do up there? I s'pose I could walk around teeth a robe on and talk and visit, but I can't sing nor play, and they needn't expect it. Sam- uel, shall we talk about whether you'd better take a secoud wife or not? Sometimes I think you had, and some - tines I think you hadn't. What do you think?" Mr. Gallup turned from the ham- mock article to one on natural gas in Ohio, and he extended his legs again and prepared to digest it thoroughly. It might hane occurred to him that Mrs. Gallup was in the room and that she or some one else was talking to him. but he answered not. 'I' • utes had gone by what he finished the article and looked up and around as if he had maidenly missed something. Mrs. Gallup hey curled up on the lounge fast asleep, and in the cor- ner of each eye still glistened a big tear. M. QUAD. HER "SUSPICION CURE." It Made Life One Lingering Honey- moon For Mrs. Jfinete Adviser. "I would be quite happy If my hus- band wooed not spend so nitwit of his time at his club," said Mrs. Jews, with a sigh. "Why don't you try the sespleion curer said her intimate friemL "What in the name of Susan B. An- thony is the suspicion cure?' asked Mrs. Jones In amazement. "Well, my husband got In the habit of spending his evenings at bis club, and I worried over it for some time be- fore 1 hit upon a plan to keep him at twine. At first I Pleaded with him, telling Lam how lonely I was at home when be was away, but he would only laugh 'and promise to be home early. WHO! Meant midnight er later. Then etcriaed my tactics. Instead el' ask- rentaiu at home I urged hint to go la Ilia elute The way he raised his eyebrows the first thue I suggested -19RilbAWI'd me I Was on the riget taek, and I reSalVeti to keep It up„ tine thlt it when he home for ditinet he tut - weaved that lie hail it severe liteuluelie would remain houte for the even- - Ina. 1 ft/ill/owed the idea and anted on/ thin an evening at bite teen vet eel <muse him to forget hie Iteadieete and de it geed. Ile gave Me a hard Imola lout settee on the sitggeseltie anti left fee his elute Something tole me Mot be would lie Wert: Withal an !rill'. Pt) 1 woes,592ulio';srate tcollell VOA ueltygl for halo to 0140111. 1•Ie ualtJe lamp. me I expeettel, with the plea that fun head wee anent. and flint he couldn't i..Evoi Lite, 0 rhe titib., 1 eallittp,Iet1 bite :ma %revered lige . tiry!," ogiy ,urate 11 oit<tet teen Etz.a.gy for nto shaeo. lit IS • VA. the Old leeneyneen, ietolle aj ;newtt IQ tee Milt to bts that he le mot eatlirely bati31k=d Atnewem, - etaldneiste lit hale titieta fr,00n4 ;IA SUM? of teal • r•t* lov,ti ef teen' tnat liaLliteee • 0.,014 wig( unmerried uteuu. wiere-E Es t lei the etc -literal! belled% The tete e Ike 11',41n:Lao; DMt they etre meets teeing to the 800 then nee the noutitiemilinotts caree of tLo tlnti'l of renonly. Most bald pace& are !found to lead ;adorer lave% and ed - meet nli of theca belong to the Intel - teetotal class. Usually the loss of hair beagle: before the thittleth year. 1111 woman it usualty. constitutes a gen- eral Dinning; In Mehl It affects the top of the heed. Disemses that atfeet the general notition or the body are ly to thin the hair. Heredity la a ?Cantor. tf nee tete beldbeaded not nestore, all the dente of the pharta Conceit Will bet bring out 110Wing PishP tko Oa*. An tnglistt °Meet In Matta Mopped riding to tisk a native the woy. Ile \VOA at steered by it htug of the shoul- ders And a "No speak English." "You're a fool tbeft," valet the *Meet. Itnt the men leaves enough English 10 ask: "Do you understand Maltese?' 'Noe' e "Do you knoll, Arabler Isibloet "Do you IntoW • "Do you lame Greek?" abi..0 "Then you four fools. I only otier-e, tontles Companion. An ineredtaaniv LaWrartker.. It Is recalled that when the projector of the railroad up Mount Washington sought * charter from the New Iiattare shire legislature one of tbe lawmakers, in his speech on the subject, said, "Give the fool permission. but lie might its well ask for a railroad to the moon!" tut the railroad is still runntng in the Tip Top House. WHEN DOGS ARE SICK. The Way to Give Medicine to These Diu:My Sensitive Patients. In all treatment of a sick dog re - Member you are dealing with a higlily sensitive and nervous patient. Bo very gentle, avoid roughness or anything likely to alarm. him. In giving him any liquid !medicine do not open nis mouth, but, placing bitn between your knees, with his face looking in tbe same direc- tion as your own, gently raise las jaw and. pulling his lips away from his teeth on one side of hie mouth, to form a cup or funuel, very slowly pour from bottle or spoon the quantity he is to have into it ' Keep his head raised for a minute or two and if be does not swallow the dose insert a spoonbetween bis front teeth. This will have the effeet of drawing off his attention from, the medicine and he will usually swallow at mace. If the dose is a pill, bolus or anything solid, hold his head the same way as before mentioned, but with the left hand under lower jaw, press firmly on each side with thumb and finger at the junction of upper and lower jaws. This will usually cause him to opea his mouth, when the dose should be Put into the mouth as far back as possible over the tongue (or he will spit it out) and close the jaws somewhat sharply, and in most cases the deed is • done. If any trouble arises with the • action of his front paws this may be got over by wrapping him round with a shawl or coarse apron. When once you have got into the way •, of it, you will be surprised how simple It is. I am quite sure a practiced own- er or kennelsman would dose a dozen , dogs while a novice was making it t bungle over one. -"All About Dugs." by Charles Henry Lane. THE COLLAR BUTTON. Its Blefodugs Realized Only by those Who Have Lived Without it. "In looking over a trunk full of old truck the other day," said the elderly man, "I came across a lot of old shirts with the buttons sewed on, aud as I looked at them I realized anew what the collar button means to Innuauity. There have beeu greater Inventions. surely, but not many that have seat- ferred a more unmixed blessing on mankind. "The younger person of today, se- customed to the collar buttou alwaye. cannot realize what it was to be with- out it. Ile Min never know witat 91 was to have shirts with the buttone sewed on -or not, as the ease meeit be. Not so very many years ago. stlit tbe roller button was yet comparative- ly new, before persons hail (tnue 10 keep, IIs everybody IlOW, a 101 of buttons on hand. the eon who hail Iota his eollar batten titietait hinicedt eniltLel to the sympathy eit lege fellows, but wrung as he miglit 11 that loss he temiti not even men:. at the auguielt that In the sewed tei Pa* tUS 111/417e tilled the heart of the who. when 111k° came to put on hie feet eleen elan found that hey balloon Me One *mu 9110 collar bawl, unkit one iif till. gene entirely or only Lewinn by it Thread! "1 leteo t nuou ottee who had 'hie happen to lohn nad dental tint ate Chet oat, the vide iL oat th tea he eve: del. lett 1 have nireetys demean tent tkiat alone 'tent; toneteli te 811:41).414 bmw 1141 ti Most estrase dungy tom" , 1 Ditt.ord the Dlettote "I teen 40 nertent the tutting-, nu.Itee C:.tteeT cu 0 flaiad,!, ef !OlOssiotal- any lin Ole t% .o' to, Ole radrILS" Avunv."311. "trti;ilig d iLbsOng,' the taint,. of ale "feat ILte autsaop Wale tIlisenseu,g. 1 (ere. putilittnilit4,0, at ;et:esti:ea. Lou etet tie lu wese i8 t!br tNnr et zit or a ystee wiltli tiLe ;ter gun ttLg- itu.o!tot ...ill lit ttillt g•r; n•O‘fLil la Ole LY.4,2Co or Ile hielnotes eseesiitien the eel:le-0e took wild plunge, tttele was a *reel'. and Ovet we went into the ine: My glitteth "'i It ymor tat idea. Milts": said the driven who bagl Ouo ioigitroli of the horses as we seinnitgled to our feet. 'I was So interested In C:k8Difli the trarne • Ot :my immottal Foul. Wbleb I • 11,7, ever asnowed ant 1 E.tid ote be- fore, that 1 elt-an forgot wEeie we was and drove you ttite.L.p into the diteh,'" Dettee te nate Watteit r The other Mott/Bug Jel3f..9 tarried lip ' the ollice eVvin IniPt than Otainl. Ills employer. tired Or waiting for hint lead himself set aeout tegisterina the day's transsetlons. ustally .letaes. firet duly 'The enraged nue:Arlan laid his pao aside very delneesatelly and said to ' Joules, vte-y sternly indeed, "Zone*, thie will not dor "-No. gr." retaind eetes gentiy, dtaw- fug Gtf his treat as he gametal or his employer's sbeidder,, WM not. ton have entered MeNurkees ender In the Wrong book. Fat better to leave welt- ed till I camel" - A thieves" trick. ; A toitstiff was trained to atatist thlaves in Papis. 11 was lo the habit of bounding against old gentlemen and knocking them over In the street. A "lady" and "gentleman"--meners of the dog -would then step forward to assist the unfortunate pedestrian to rise. and while doing so Would ease of Ids watch and purse. Luton:ire Claes*, Lord Sayvan-De Livros- Ab, but your leisure dawns in this countrY bare no tttlea Miss Sharpe-Itionserisel What's the matter with 'hobo," "Weary Willie" A married man says that a wife "Dusty Roads," and so on? thould be like it roast iamb -tender and Meet, nieely dressed,. but 'without saute. When a 'man approacbes you and beg/tit telling how honest be Is, hold your bands on your pocketbook -Mete Lien cattl,f* Nearer at Hand; "Did you ever reflect on the insmea- arty of the solar system?" "No. I've got ray mind full reflecting On the size Of the note I bave to PIT WU, Nizeelit,0 PLEASANT PRISONS. THE SPECIAL, ONES IN ,THE ENGLISH PA RLIAM ENT. They Are Intended Particularly For Members and Other Persons 'Who Violate Parliament's Own Dignity; R :les and Customs: . Pew persons are aware that Eng- land's parliament has its own special pascals within its own precincts whiCh are inteuded particularly for its own members and persons who violate its own dignitee rules and masteries. Of course these prisons seldom are used now, but they have been In the past, and not so very long ago, and may be again. The house of counnons ims one set and the bouse of lord§ another. The commons prison is a little way U p in the Clock Tower. Here are two sets of prisons,' intended only for the accommodation of one prisouer each, one set being a little higher up in the tower than the other. Bach set con, sista of a sittiug room and two bed- rooms, the former beiug a nice, eona- fortable room about three by five yards, with a neat earpet and chairs good enough for anybody. The extra bedroom is not intended for the pris- oner or for any friends whom he might desire to put up for the night, but is the sleeping apartment of the official who looks after him during his Incar- ceration. This man is usually the su- pervisor of badge messengers, and, be- sides looking after his inau, he is also his servant for the time being, awl waits upon him just like any other.. He never need worry himself much upon the question of the possibilities of the prisoner's escape, for the surguant- a iruts is responsible, aud Inasroneit as the only way of getting to and frtnn the prison is by way or this sergeant's house and through it, the risk of swat paroh thill jurtivee.ver happening Is practically 11 bile he Is there the prison., has a good time, NO restrictions as Le hours are placed upon him, and he may neu'e himself from his slumbers just when he fel e most Inclined autl return to them in the same way. Practically tbe only thing be cannot do is to walk about outside just as be pleases, but he. Is permitted to Mk° an hour and a balf's exercise each morning and an hour In the afternuou on the territee of the house, mai tbe terrace. broad and long and witli its splendid outlook twat the river.. Is by no means a bad piney to take Qsereise. If he were left entirely ttuguarded, the prisouer raighe dive lute the river :111(1 ewitn awayor. what Would be simplerhall a passing heat. So, Pea for preeatitlores satit.% couple' of oilisters tweet:31).ms alai while he falleS these breaths of fresh nit. Ile goes on. Sunday to the eltureh in Viai.ent square.. and on these eis oOAP/ arai he hits a couple of innevent teethe! attt SItirt.OVer. there IS no attestant of so treaty °mires el bread and nse9. tea 00 he has the matey to e.iy foe 11 he • firod tantited upon the ehotetiot tiiU tilt. 1'501A, eggiotgp. gt.:04,10M- The hollow 11 Nog. „g Etc.% ree4.ggiront. wiiroe 0to M P &DO as Weil nil be (=teed :tee( whee-e 091 latelesa nielu .lay the On the kilvieet .itatt 9414:9.,9 0Q fa alfi, illie:•'.191440 14» a menu whelk Is joirefic1 tip 1,o f.ht. J,1-17.4i5g-i... mil be tiet;gg tee 141511-0 EA' teals a Mealy. 1.1%'11 91 11000tIVIld t43 loloon lam uoil.10 dreg Sown Ks point or Clew i Chet re inereented to !dm jg!,A tis tverotgl Ire anywhere time and HI atm metal of hie ten outing to ii;*' up he te.seitull eteeultta , tlEy OW armed with n wort isecatte-ms. Anuoing the aielopatts eta 9lo Tower hove hEell the . Watt folottl tottg:saf &to , C4ta0mi nether on ueseeteut oe a Mate derterrentee with Mr neentlen eta tee eteleteet ofrIle ljelillCiliair•haary sant' %Then Nol'ihnirapiari lreiotquell Mt. Vend itimigtito oiltallisiogti,l. be tons tuggti &low COI to »AV the eaten tot the entsetonsted protests lamesse as ailtOritimolon Itradlatigh. !NOV:Pr/et. KeelIZU-t4 6. New Testament reed t000E D se:r ed oath. raner etiniein he proteteded to • the tterst step of elgalug the toil. Ile refused to witiodenve when the tepeaker requested him to do it, arid •-oilise- oriientily the setgeatil-ateartns teat.; charge itt hitn. lad to the Cloth ToWen prion 9oe wenn %Mete the erection of the Toter btidge tvee beina coatideted, &etate- Mem Item made that the Tower brefge bill conetnittee was tuleteet to Waverly and enetupt2on -a sertout charge Tato teen responsible for it were. prongiooneed to have committed brettele or grieve - lege. tot the Louse Is very senSititti 'Oen tneht menet. Med the opeattet !s- oiled a iniMilions for their appearanare. Cue of them Mt. Ward. gave beteself h p Withont delfts. and he got seten days lc the Clock Tower prison. The Otber ottenelet, after *little delay, was tootated and wits for is htief petted housed at Neth -gate. Th e fire M. D. 'help-tit:robed In the peeved home of gaininoll8 Was W. :Smith O'Brien. One day in ISIS he iesortenitted contempt of the house by d eelining to ell upon it ,cetteltt ecitemit- tee. Consequently- he wee sent to pris- on during the few weeks that thereat- mattee deliberated Thistime, how- ever, he was not tent to the Clock Tower prison. which was not finished, hut did hist:Taken:tee in the cellar of the house. A. Scotch Canton*, Itt marty parts of Scotland It need to be the custom to place cm a mants tombstone the symnols of bis trade. Time a 'sugar eerie *would decorate the grave of a grocer; an ax and saw, with hammer and mile, weedd be found on that of a carpentet'. an awl and a ham- mer on a shoemaker's geave, and so on. Tbe sorrow of yestettay Is st. noth- ing; that of today is bear:able; tot that of tomorrow is gigtuat4, steilleasej. STICK TO SIMPLE FOOD, The American. nnninenti MI/110111 Pace Desuetude Easily Digested Dishes, "There was in the old days far less wear and tear upon the nerves, and, under such conditions, digestion was more completely performed;". writes Airs. S. T. Rorer of "Why I Ara Op- posed to Pies," in The Ladles' Home jouenal. "The Mothers of today must look more carefully to the building of their bodies and brains than their mothers and grandmothers did. In- deed at the pace at which we Ameri- cans are going we use our brains at fnil speed nearly all the time. What man can build brain and brawn on pies, layer cakes or preserves or any other mass of material which from its very complexity requires labor and time for digestion, drawing the blood from the brain to the stomacb during his working hours? Observe those who eat their complex foods carelessly and hastily and you will see at a glance the conditions that necessitate a cove- plete rest every now and then, or 8.0 early nervous breakdown. "In my close observation in the last 20 years I find very few people in our COMMOU struggle for existence who can for any length of time eat carelessly of complex foods. At 40 or 50 a man may perhaps have accumulated wealth, but not health, and of what earthly use is the first without the second? Many persons in the generation gone before have eaten pies at least once a day, but tbey have not had meat three times a day, nor bave they rushed at our pace. They gave more time to the di- gestion of the pie. People who recom mend these rich foods rarely know any- thing of their complex conditious awl still less of the complexity of diges- tion." HAM SMELLING A E3USINESS. Peculiar Occupation Pole Which OnlY Pew Are quettaea. The ham sun•iler's ouly tools are a tong steel trier and his nose. Ile stands en a barrel to keep his clothes from be- ing soiled by tbe dripping brine, anti the hams are brought to bine and lie plunges his sharp pointed trier into them, withdraws it and passes It swift- ly beneath his nose. The trier always goes dente to the knuckle joint. In testing Meat in that manner Inc man with the trier judges by the slight- est shade of differetwe betweeu the smell of one piece of meat rind anotb- er. The smell of the meat Is almost universalty sweet. anti Mitt is what lie Knell% The ellgittest taint or dela:I- C.6n rrom the sweet emelt 13 ;IterogOre apprettiable. It Is stI the deerre Of taint that be expi cts to thed, but tbe elighttst oder dun is not sweet. When he tivivetti an taker, he tbrows thO Meat tikale. Mid if it le not no wholleetime it BS Suehl 08 "rejeeted" mean but tr tt 98 teamed It gees to the rendering tont; hata tenter smells meat front 7 tee:ea. bill the i90o4'il;90111110 CB 5 e'elitett at (MAC and his 1,1811 trinSt IPIPO tor lowedlilte ,11.arivil tor Inelldtt or hts 111,04011tr • .; Wo1121101 te nt ino mod lintel t1.tue ivel it :enema9 thantter tine to the tomtent. tee Wet en C1'; t4nlo loirodi; o 1114., 5000 he," ham 0198w her a' E.) n Lliis4 1.4 4I4 9;hr 5 1711/1114 9 19:14, WEI» 153-g1:» IBA Dan On a eallread wreen A "nett of tietentetey.. Inrn.tettner .in !lee -Mot,' IS eine of .thr ceseet tillitOtap.v 00 the Inerld to de Itveto psteresseetuall ateiets Intott Vent Ikon meat vete tunneller tteeen tenets eeeftette gqroiu atm t4pi.9 :-/ogneAdeset INA "ilNeS.F° Wilt) 000 tact mit gsgs ite,J.•,13 te3 lloraii;ticaral5- and set 009 %tan 9ll 7e5,Et.o foe lite!, 0115;11 o9 lv9 41n4.Y91 Itaele :newt* te. oletairs 11..zen too tleta. It IR on v% ezehtiie-Uve itt erellere sI- ,- nen rt steeme see we ti.994 wo s.aoo itoral affttrwatid velum to ttfe, • titarqie leZett lit ifs n nettlinteret nen Utt trestenvatty tenet tunnel fate Tee 00o4 ilq'ail» now eatety 11 98 10 itc- • etliti:e:416-CS 58 to what rye Italie rea...nn-fitel.-PELreatiee 119101 Winterbotin to Woman's Ilonne Compatden, Sloe Got a Mere Paw Sateasticus and Ids wife Wet* goin to the theater.. "Will yea please go In tad get fits goats et the dressiag tablet" said its. 8. "Your goate!t" quaied thE phTetittl gateasEens. "'What &flee have son '1 womett got ttowr "I'll show yeti!" snapped the wife, and she &stied itIVny and soon returned puttiug en bet gloves. !i "Are Mose what you meant Why. I tall those kids." need to." replied Mrs. Advastietts, 'but they ate getting ari old 1 aro ashamed to any langet:1 Re teak the Lint. kessetestee. 'Where thlte" exclaimed the young MIAMI& taferting to the tneemetemdum the* had glven bion. "(One dozen eggs, one poued or retina, a bottle of leulon eettetet, a 195 of ground eltinarnon end ' half a pound of sugar -what do you wattt with all these things, Belinda?" "I've got a state loaf," tanned the young wife, "that Inn going to save by worldng It up 'into a bread pudding. never let anything go to waste, inenry."-liondott Fun. THE HEDGE. Felt' neighbor of the thatched cot, With gloire de main easeeFili gable* So ,srar• sweet, on from ploko plot Thou tripped, like D. nymph of tab% So blithe thy smile, so soft thy tone, Thy love so good a life to lead In. I'd fain the hedge were overthrown And our two gardens made one Dcleni But "Nol" cries 'Wisdom. "Spare the fat The thorn, the ivy blackbirds nest In; Leave something for the liner sense, Some dream of joy to imp, and rot in, ""'Some glad surpriee, some mystery Of ineoneeirgbly sweet rneaningi" Wisdom is wise. By friend and I Soares pros the topmost twigs; by Ieanin • -G. D. 0. in Good Word NIGHTMARE. The Sensation That Alwais Make4 Man a Coward. "Strange that we are always so co ardly in nightmares," remarked a Ne Orleans lawyer who has a taste 1. the bizarre. "I don't believe anybo ever lived who stood up and made, square stand against the amorpho horror that invariably pursues us such visions: Wawa I have a nigt mare and the usual monster gets ' my trail, my blood turns to water, a my conduct would disgrace a sheep. am beside myself with stark, dow right fear, aud I have no idea left my head except to "un like a rabb All prkle, self respt dread of Odic and even the instinet of pelf defen are scattered to the winds, and I 1 lieve, bonestly, I would he capable any infamy in order to escape. I ha no hesitation in confessing this, b cause, as far as I have beeu able find out, everybody acts exactly tit same way in the throes of nightwarei' and I feel certain 1 would not enaltet such a pitiable spectacle of myself 4 real life, no matter ewhat might befall. - ""I think that the explanation or the nightmare pante is to be found In the fact that tbe dream is almost 1nm-t- able- accompanied by a sense of sullen cation. It is well established the choking -the 'shutting off of one' wiude to use a homely phrase --has it effect upon the mind whieh Is entirel distinet and differeut front that pr duce(' by any other form of pato peril. It 1111S the 'OVUM With SOO ho tor and distraction that Ile Is for mement lueaue. Ile will do anythIn *o get relief. This has beeu brunt out nil more than tate occasion itt ti defense of nutu who bnve been chola and trilled their assailants. and Mgt have held that the eliviunetauees 0 an attaek should lie given slew' Consideratien as extenuating the ilet In dreams the entire nertfoui; system i relaxed. and It is natural to SISMpA. that the 'tunnel effeet of anent, a Ito wotilti to littenelfitel. .at hetet. that 1 Inc hest unction I have to tam tor in BOOM through nighttnere tend." BM& 9 t tfori*e'o. Worn. "When I ristlred from the vontrae 39) toteetteee Oh abort 199900 ago." otaid well Ultimo arta, "I had tt catintier 1GOrSeittho9 1 *vas taixieus to sliming 01„1.1inoOrg theta was one named Jo ry, whielo for iteverat seers had a tined to vettetitng on a drum In outdo titeerh it iheri•di tiJ=1ISII0K3J41 titiing 1119 fri.•,Pt high to avoid atrilatig the heisting repels. When the burst WeR. 119111 taller the hanenter, jar, went- too ia 91n91t91t greetr. "About 01 Week later tLe plittealeke Of deney enaltei at I99! totme told trtil iar,e that tie lead it loot ter tiro:able Wei Hoe se, Ile told that olerry wont" go it <Lott distorter% when he w'osted, atop019 ut ono9 lift his OMinii am. lathe' cleats: thee wand go 8 tine Inil teat,. tette to Plena 91 agant 910.91 ltn gtgzer Why tam bor.t..e tvlegtimell shot and 161at11 thee feat tiutA Wee elettent lam to been nto sense eententetter 890 ist 11 nee nnittuad to listen fee resenting ato oases- He dm sv, notifying ate trot Ike-Clan:att teeseer Imam than he po' ale fet tie Iwit,e.'" Ite net It. id tine et C...antiefy en Defoe iiiteriesis toId of meeting a ma fen y as himself. "Chet sleet." sant Mr. Dentine, t" sololier Who had been, tronfatied itt face. Ile was 5 taloa Mate, dad tteked bum la whith battle he had 9. Injured. " the hitt bdttle �t Boll Hum sl lia totc4. —11ct /tett cordtl yeat get hit it thee at flail ilea? I' asked. "Well. tit" said ite Mein half Ogetleally. °Settee 9 had rub it tail tiro9 got torelese iiod looked lOt tidda6i,t17t11 at hat Pieta, atant tie 'apace lti 3ou/6 Intike mote &nooks' kteatett ' Wfitch has been knoitil to in' e yeatta and doubtless to °them that phut thrown into the flee of st furnace or fireplace, *Ill Iristan ' tirminish the Otte In lebinmey o ; It it small bag ot ptiteel ot Snip ; tray three or tear mencea, Were k -* handy place and ueed When n 88 direeted above, it Might he means of savirig propeety and pet Ilfe.- Se "Was the wedding a success?"' "I guess so. The bride's mother !' In leave the groom's mother Wen ette better aud had hyatetTea, . couldn't bear a wool of the fere and the chutch was so etoaded three women tainted. Yens It SilegeSS all right." Dees,* wen. It it no enough that people shoat be tied: they must be dressed. "Costly thy habit as thy purse eon buy," was the advice of Polonius to his son; "rick but not gaudy, for the apparel oft proclaims tLe mat," and the advice Is just as good today as it was 300 years ago. In Luck. "It's no futt being married. My wife is coming to me all the time and ask- ing for mone,y1" "You're lucky! I have to ask my wife always for tuones when I leant attar •Milk is suggested as it good guishing agent for hurtling petro It forms /in emulsion with the oi by disturbing its .eohestett atte , the eorobustible element at Wate teot. I. Among the aborigines of An a the most eoironou form of remislati less there death is tile spearing 0 'Of offeader thromet diffetettt Qattaitfit