HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Herald, 1900-09-21, Page 4THE GALLUP FAMILY.
AN EVENING OF LAMENTATIONS BY
THE AILING WIFE.
be /Knave Rey Time For Departure
gor the 'Other World ilea Come,
And She Wars Anxious to Become an
Augel, but There Were Drawbacks,
(CoPYright, 1900, by C, E. Lewis.)
Mr. Gallup had finished his supper,
reinoved his coat and shoes end sat
doWit in the rocking ehair to read the
copy of The Cheinuug County. Gazette
he had brought home from the Post,
office when Mrs, Gallup dropped down
on the lutiutee with a sigh and began:
"Samuel, if you could spare a dyin
woutau three or Nur minits of your
time I should like to talk to you. I
kuovv .you don't like to be bothered
when you are readln, and I wouldn't
'eay a word if it was only a bile on my
leg or one of my back aches, but it's
more serious than that, Samuel -fur
snore serious."
Mr. Gallup stretched his legs out to
their fullest extent and made his toes
crack, but he never looked up from his
paper.
"1 don't want to give you no sudden
shock.," continued Mrs. Gallup as the
tears began to stream down her cheeks
and her nose to -twitch, "but it's my
duty to tell you, so you kin prepare
yourself. Samuel, you'll be a widow
before Saturday night! Tonight is
Tuesday night. Before sundown on
Saturday night the funeral will be
over, I'll be an angel, and you'll be free
to go out somewhere every eveuin and
play checkers. Do you hear me, Sam -
31r, Gallup may or may not have
beard her, but If he did he paid not the
alightest attention.
-Yes; I've got my call to go," she re -
Seated as she wiped her eyes on her
2 tvx WOMANT0W5ih OR Four:
etteria."
anron. "I've eat: .rheumatiz, fever,
connoteipthoot mod heart disease. and
neuter atal twiny a tittle I've expeteell
to go. but I. have never felt het. this
Lidera. My eart goes DM:, tend..
tune, my lump, steel!! to he loitettin
/round. and new and nett my lineal)
llts oft On me the sante as t load
12-4 oritgitit jn oObide IIJ relive. 31IM
‘4,111bNie tfifteh this very wny W-
S we sew flied. BIM •N,J, VraSMr.f 'nat.effort
la Piny veteevele...ilia. or it satay slie.
levied till gulai,rryr. but wit1ett1 ll(het
or two 3".11 Ise On tIngel. Vroa %roger
:Udine tue fur (Wu, «All you. retioneel'i"
31r. ti'alitap teamed ,ffils [Ogler te.er,
poked en Lee rem and creeetil hue lege,
lieu/ INIM4Q.. tog oeiply.
-,n)iLig.i name epee dein. tentounel-tent
trate to go eenene
treate il4e sr f' 5and net ten tine fan
e. etneto. iboot JUl lJ1th)teelt. at
✓ te/f4 Mee_ Waliems. ,t ba1
tv,o. 4114,31,0 ON G`CA;,14' Uf,51411 \Val" 4E1
nee., ;nate u new eeneete bet
• gioleke:.rs lieerte &pees ut 5.4L42 Lad
t •••ai9f;,=341. Ler Witrii.9. Vut.411 LePse /tie
juu•Lroe yonere a genet
ree to '4'41Zsu C.41). GEO butee
; °fee •et.tu, leve &exir thluiee. but
t
'ha ltfIVI" 113 1g1S tett
t.'1%•11 uta•L to,;v•-&:•11 dowu ads riettot to
eg4 tLi‘eyagb 1454 64V4i. but
,7`,1431,tliE4. :.‘14`14- fifath4V 161444.4.1
SE4V61:411 ber ttsaltS fog' a thine and
leer eaoned down a suit acne' said:
eVteate eletn fatton't raiss Me 1 eAcet.
/4-ij L 11 -tie Mies lead be water ready
weeen eftei wonted to. wasiu your feet,
awl you've trevel• fottiatil one without
int sate itiagets. I've!
tivsea YoP ibrivratzio oad set up
tolq2eu 'eve0-. Yon've neva*"
tad to tell ;UP 4211;jr bread Vials beavy .or
tee testae,* tasted Of sakentus. And
eneen r away. ;Samuel. you'll re-
fr:q.u.tut•el that I wore tee same bonnet
and shawl fur 21 yenta teed that I
anus neeste a vette of shoes last three
ya`,i".t. Haven't I done purty well all
e.....eugs cc:Ls:de:led?'
ir.Gaitetp reZgiel have agreed. teith
Lee. bet if Le tiEd Le didn't say so
lihmt.k. Ile caressed his legs tbe other
viiay and tieratieled the other heel, and
ettera Mrs. 4;allup could restrain ker• see olteened:
"a *het 0eavin MIS tette the Way
oterLe wares woniel, SemueL When 1
E ee gene. you% find your shirts and
iti-kg anal everythzug lb the usttel
etare. awl you won't heve to seer on it
totton l'ia even scold ant the teepot
stet seoer out the dishpan if I have
ir4i.e. if aagels ran iook dowa from
Leaven. tEete I want to look down and
see teat Pee left e rv1Wn movd.e.x.
1 V".•Etait esk ytep abte:t angels. Sam -
Lek .e.,7re tbey ahi oati or young angel%
Sq.inlET CaNe-d tninr? Wtni
:kJ) '! 4t years, -or sv9H 9he
ee en; we...eau er..e.eel?"
see d.reeizy at Mr Gallian
meei eneeenfi 37„ not he wee
tene • • new To ¢,.n' atn te.e.*.eeet
el a and ite paid To heed
1:•.t. • •,,tro.•.1
'.%;. • :pr-a1I anstele ptirty.•14finit4,11"
She ,•••!•'(j ;ti‘r awl; it. or•v•
Pr AO-, Stnr•l•
fe!": if& winder. hot I've got
lu 3:4 InZ'; T want f!JV tier' Ina&
etem as I ate up Hwi 9:sot
eeettel oar r,••.; Ics 7;-
'
• •J•• 7 men
tit e d if I was. ineav
tee e LL4;"4/. 44.0).1,C
,
Will I be changed in the twinklin of
an eye and made as putty as. the rest
of 'en''
Something like a .8mi1e, flitted gym
the face of Mr. Gallup, but it was prole
ably caused by the article he was read
beg.
"And about the music, Samuel? I
Can't play on no harp without lessons.
I have never even seen a harp. When
we wits first married, I used to play
on the accordion fur you, but it was
awful poor Davin, and you soon got
sick of it. Is it goin to be expected
that I kin fly right up to heaven and
begin playin on a harp the very first
thing? If it is, then I dunno as I
want to die. 1 never could a -bear havin
folks laugb at me. And the singin,
Saumel-the Bluetit! My voice is crack-
ed, and I sing through my nose, and is
that goin to do up there? I s'pose I
could walk around teeth a robe on and
talk and visit, but I can't sing nor
play, and they needn't expect it. Sam-
uel, shall we talk about whether you'd
better take a secoud wife or not?
Sometimes I think you had, and some -
tines I think you hadn't. What do
you think?"
Mr. Gallup turned from the ham-
mock article to one on natural gas in
Ohio, and he extended his legs again
and prepared to digest it thoroughly.
It might hane occurred to him that
Mrs. Gallup was in the room and that
she or some one else was talking to
him. but he answered not. 'I' •
utes had gone by what he finished the
article and looked up and around as if
he had maidenly missed something.
Mrs. Gallup hey curled up on the
lounge fast asleep, and in the cor-
ner of each eye still glistened a big
tear. M. QUAD.
HER "SUSPICION CURE."
It Made Life One Lingering Honey-
moon For Mrs. Jfinete Adviser.
"I would be quite happy If my hus-
band wooed not spend so nitwit of his
time at his club," said Mrs. Jews, with
a sigh.
"Why don't you try the sespleion
curer said her intimate friemL
"What in the name of Susan B. An-
thony is the suspicion cure?' asked
Mrs. Jones In amazement.
"Well, my husband got In the habit
of spending his evenings at bis club,
and I worried over it for some time be-
fore 1 hit upon a plan to keep him at
twine. At first I Pleaded with him,
telling Lam how lonely I was at home
when be was away, but he would only
laugh 'and promise to be home early.
WHO! Meant midnight er later. Then
etcriaed my tactics. Instead el' ask-
rentaiu at home I urged hint
to go la Ilia elute The way he raised
his eyebrows the first thue I suggested
-19RilbAWI'd me I Was on the riget taek,
and I reSalVeti to keep It up„ tine thlt it
when he home for ditinet he tut -
weaved that lie hail it severe liteuluelie
would remain houte for the even-
- Ina. 1 ft/ill/owed the idea and anted
on/ thin an evening at bite teen vet eel
<muse him to forget hie Iteadieete and
de it geed. Ile gave Me a hard Imola
lout settee on the sitggeseltie anti left
fee his elute Something tole me Mot
be would lie Wert: Withal an !rill'. Pt) 1
woes,592ulio';srate tcollell VOA ueltygl
for halo to 0140111. 1•Ie ualtJe lamp. me I
expeettel, with the plea that fun head
wee anent. and flint he couldn't i..Evoi
Lite, 0 rhe titib., 1 eallittp,Iet1
bite :ma %revered lige
. tiry!," ogiy ,urate 11 oit<tet
teen Etz.a.gy for nto shaeo. lit IS
• VA. the Old leeneyneen, ietolle
aj ;newtt IQ tee Milt to bts
that he le mot eatlirely bati31k=d
Atnewem,
-
etaldneiste
lit hale titieta fr,00n4 ;IA SUM? of teal
• r•t* lov,ti ef teen' tnat liaLliteee
• 0.,014 wig( unmerried uteuu. wiere-E
Es t lei the etc -literal! belled% The
tete e Ike 11',41n:Lao;
DMt they etre meets teeing to the 800
then nee the noutitiemilinotts caree of
tLo tlnti'l of renonly. Most bald pace&
are !found to lead ;adorer lave% and ed -
meet nli of theca belong to the Intel -
teetotal class. Usually the loss of hair
beagle: before the thittleth year. 1111
woman it usualty. constitutes a gen-
eral Dinning; In Mehl It affects the top
of the heed. Disemses that atfeet the
general notition or the body are
ly to thin the hair. Heredity la a
?Cantor. tf nee tete beldbeaded not
nestore, all the dente of the pharta
Conceit Will bet bring out 110Wing
PishP tko Oa*.
An tnglistt °Meet In Matta Mopped
riding to tisk a native the woy. Ile
\VOA at steered by it htug of the shoul-
ders And a "No speak English."
"You're a fool tbeft," valet the *Meet.
Itnt the men leaves enough English 10
ask:
"Do you understand Maltese?'
'Noe'
e "Do you knoll, Arabler
Isibloet
"Do you IntoW
• "Do you lame Greek?"
abi..0
"Then you four fools. I only otier-e,
tontles Companion.
An ineredtaaniv LaWrartker..
It Is recalled that when the projector
of the railroad up Mount Washington
sought * charter from the New Iiattare
shire legislature one of tbe lawmakers,
in his speech on the subject, said,
"Give the fool permission. but lie might
its well ask for a railroad to the moon!"
tut the railroad is still runntng in the
Tip Top House.
WHEN DOGS ARE SICK.
The Way to Give Medicine to These
Diu:My Sensitive Patients.
In all treatment of a sick dog re -
Member you are dealing with a higlily
sensitive and nervous patient. Bo very
gentle, avoid roughness or anything
likely to alarm. him. In giving him any
liquid !medicine do not open nis mouth,
but, placing bitn between your knees,
with his face looking in tbe same direc-
tion as your own, gently raise las jaw
and. pulling his lips away from his
teeth on one side of hie mouth, to form
a cup or funuel, very slowly pour from
bottle or spoon the quantity he is to
have into it '
Keep his head raised for a minute or
two and if be does not swallow the
dose insert a spoonbetween bis front
teeth. This will have the effeet of
drawing off his attention from, the
medicine and he will usually swallow
at mace. If the dose is a pill, bolus or
anything solid, hold his head the same
way as before mentioned, but with the
left hand under lower jaw, press firmly
on each side with thumb and finger at
the junction of upper and lower jaws.
This will usually cause him to opea
his mouth, when the dose should be
Put into the mouth as far back as
possible over the tongue (or he will spit
it out) and close the jaws somewhat
sharply, and in most cases the deed is
• done. If any trouble arises with the
• action of his front paws this may be
got over by wrapping him round with
a shawl or coarse apron.
When once you have got into the way
•, of it, you will be surprised how simple
It is. I am quite sure a practiced own-
er or kennelsman would dose a dozen
, dogs while a novice was making it
t bungle over one. -"All About Dugs."
by Charles Henry Lane.
THE COLLAR BUTTON.
Its Blefodugs Realized Only by those
Who Have Lived Without it.
"In looking over a trunk full of old
truck the other day," said the elderly
man, "I came across a lot of old shirts
with the buttons sewed on, aud as I
looked at them I realized anew what
the collar button means to Innuauity.
There have beeu greater Inventions.
surely, but not many that have seat-
ferred a more unmixed blessing on
mankind.
"The younger person of today, se-
customed to the collar buttou alwaye.
cannot realize what it was to be with-
out it. Ile Min never know witat 91
was to have shirts with the buttone
sewed on -or not, as the ease meeit
be. Not so very many years ago. stlit
tbe roller button was yet comparative-
ly new, before persons hail (tnue 10
keep, IIs everybody
IlOW, a 101 of buttons on hand. the eon
who hail Iota his eollar batten titietait
hinicedt eniltLel to the sympathy eit lege
fellows, but wrung as he miglit 11
that loss he temiti not even men:. at
the auguielt that In the sewed tei Pa*
tUS 111/417e tilled the heart of the
who. when 111k° came to put on hie feet
eleen elan found that hey balloon Me
One *mu 9110 collar bawl, unkit
one iif till. gene entirely or only
Lewinn by it Thread!
"1 leteo t nuou ottee who had 'hie
happen to lohn nad dental tint ate Chet
oat, the vide iL oat th tea he eve: del.
lett 1 have nireetys demean tent tkiat
alone 'tent; toneteli te 811:41).414 bmw 1141 ti
Most estrase dungy tom"
, 1
Ditt.ord the Dlettote
"I teen 40 nertent the
tutting-, nu.Itee
C:.tteeT cu 0 flaiad,!, ef !OlOssiotal-
any lin Ole t% .o' to, Ole radrILS"
Avunv."311. "trti;ilig d iLbsOng,' the
taint,. of ale "feat ILte autsaop
Wale tIlisenseu,g. 1 (ere. putilittnilit4,0,
at ;et:esti:ea. Lou etet tie lu wese
i8 t!br tNnr et zit or a ystee wiltli tiLe
;ter gun ttLg- itu.o!tot ...ill lit ttillt
g•r; n•O‘fLil la Ole LY.4,2Co or Ile
hielnotes eseesiitien the eel:le-0e took
wild plunge, tttele was a *reel'. and
Ovet we went into the ine: My glitteth
"'i It ymor tat idea. Milts": said the
driven who bagl Ouo ioigitroli of the
horses as we seinnitgled to our feet. 'I
was So interested In C:k8Difli the trarne
• Ot :my immottal Foul. Wbleb I
• 11,7, ever asnowed ant 1 E.tid ote be-
fore, that 1 elt-an forgot wEeie we was
and drove you ttite.L.p into the diteh,'"
Dettee te nate Watteit
r The other Mott/Bug Jel3f..9 tarried lip
' the ollice eVvin IniPt than Otainl.
Ills employer. tired Or waiting for hint
lead himself set aeout tegisterina the
day's transsetlons. ustally .letaes. firet
duly 'The enraged nue:Arlan laid his
pao aside very delneesatelly and said to '
Joules, vte-y sternly indeed, "Zone*, thie
will not dor
"-No. gr." retaind eetes gentiy, dtaw-
fug Gtf his treat as he gametal or his
employer's sbeidder,, WM not. ton
have entered MeNurkees ender In the
Wrong book. Fat better to leave welt-
ed till I camel" -
A thieves" trick.
; A toitstiff was trained to atatist
thlaves in Papis. 11 was lo the habit
of bounding against old gentlemen and
knocking them over In the street. A
"lady" and "gentleman"--meners of
the dog -would then step forward to
assist the unfortunate pedestrian to
rise. and while doing so Would ease
of Ids watch and purse.
Luton:ire Claes*,
Lord Sayvan-De Livros- Ab, but
your leisure dawns in this countrY
bare no tttlea
Miss Sharpe-Itionserisel What's the
matter with 'hobo," "Weary Willie"
A married man says that a wife "Dusty Roads," and so on?
thould be like it roast iamb -tender and
Meet, nieely dressed,. but 'without
saute.
When a 'man approacbes you and
beg/tit telling how honest be Is, hold
your bands on your pocketbook -Mete
Lien cattl,f*
Nearer at Hand;
"Did you ever reflect on the insmea-
arty of the solar system?"
"No. I've got ray mind full reflecting
On the size Of the note I bave to PIT
WU, Nizeelit,0
PLEASANT PRISONS.
THE SPECIAL, ONES IN ,THE ENGLISH
PA RLIAM ENT.
They Are Intended Particularly For
Members and Other Persons 'Who
Violate Parliament's Own Dignity;
R :les and Customs: .
Pew persons are aware that Eng-
land's parliament has its own special
pascals within its own precincts whiCh
are inteuded particularly for its own
members and persons who violate its
own dignitee rules and masteries. Of
course these prisons seldom are used
now, but they have been In the past,
and not so very long ago, and may be
again. The house of counnons ims
one set and the bouse of lord§ another.
The commons prison is a little way
U p in the Clock Tower. Here are two
sets of prisons,' intended only for the
accommodation of one prisouer each,
one set being a little higher up in the
tower than the other. Bach set con,
sista of a sittiug room and two bed-
rooms, the former beiug a nice, eona-
fortable room about three by five
yards, with a neat earpet and chairs
good enough for anybody. The extra
bedroom is not intended for the pris-
oner or for any friends whom he might
desire to put up for the night, but is
the sleeping apartment of the official
who looks after him during his Incar-
ceration. This man is usually the su-
pervisor of badge messengers, and, be-
sides looking after his inau, he is also
his servant for the time being, awl
waits upon him just like any other..
He never need worry himself much
upon the question of the possibilities of
the prisoner's escape, for the surguant-
a iruts is responsible, aud Inasroneit
as the only way of getting to and frtnn
the prison is by way or this sergeant's
house and through it, the risk of swat
paroh
thill jurtivee.ver happening Is practically
11 bile he Is there the prison.,
has a good time, NO restrictions as Le
hours are placed upon him, and he may
neu'e himself from his slumbers just
when he fel e most Inclined autl return
to them in the same way. Practically
tbe only thing be cannot do is to walk
about outside just as be pleases, but he.
Is permitted to Mk° an hour and a
balf's exercise each morning and an
hour In the afternuou on the territee
of the house, mai tbe terrace. broad
and long and witli its splendid outlook
twat the river.. Is by no means a bad
piney to take Qsereise. If he were left
entirely ttuguarded, the prisouer raighe
dive lute the river :111(1 ewitn awayor.
what Would be simplerhall a passing
heat. So, Pea for preeatitlores satit.%
couple' of oilisters tweet:31).ms alai
while he falleS these breaths of fresh
nit.
Ile goes on. Sunday to the eltureh in
Viai.ent square.. and on these eis oOAP/
arai he hits a couple of innevent teethe!
attt
SItirt.OVer. there IS no attestant of so
treaty °mires el bread and nse9. tea 00
he has the matey to e.iy foe 11 he •
firod tantited upon the ehotetiot
tiiU tilt. 1'501A, eggiotgp.
gt.:04,10M- The hollow 11 Nog. „g
Etc.% ree4.ggiront. wiiroe 0to
M P &DO as Weil nil be (=teed :tee(
whee-e 091 latelesa nielu .lay the
On the kilvieet .itatt 9414:9.,9 0Q fa alfi,
illie:•'.191440 14» a menu whelk Is joirefic1
tip 1,o f.ht. J,1-17.4i5g-i... mil be tiet;gg tee
141511-0 EA' teals a Mealy. 1.1%'11
91 11000tIVIld t43 loloon lam uoil.10 dreg
Sown Ks point or Clew i Chet re
inereented to !dm jg!,A tis tverotgl
Ire anywhere time and HI atm metal of
hie ten outing to ii;*' up he te.seitull eteeultta
, tlEy OW armed with n wort isecatte-ms.
Anuoing the aielopatts eta 9lo
Tower hove hEell the
. Watt folottl tottg:saf &to
, C4ta0mi nether on ueseeteut oe a Mate
derterrentee with Mr neentlen eta tee
eteleteet ofrIle ljelillCiliair•haary sant'
%Then Nol'ihnirapiari lreiotquell Mt. Vend
itimigtito oiltallisiogti,l. be tons tuggti &low
COI to »AV the eaten tot the entsetonsted
protests lamesse as ailtOritimolon
Itradlatigh. !NOV:Pr/et. KeelIZU-t4 6. New
Testament reed t000E D se:r
ed oath. raner etiniein he proteteded to
• the tterst step of elgalug the toil. Ile
refused to witiodenve when the tepeaker
requested him to do it, arid •-oilise-
oriientily the setgeatil-ateartns teat.;
charge itt hitn. lad to the Cloth ToWen
prion 9oe wenn
%Mete the erection of the Toter
btidge tvee beina coatideted, &etate-
Mem Item made that the Tower brefge
bill conetnittee was tuleteet to Waverly
and enetupt2on -a sertout charge Tato
teen responsible for it were. prongiooneed
to have committed brettele or grieve -
lege. tot the Louse Is very senSititti
'Oen tneht menet. Med the opeattet !s-
oiled a iniMilions for their appearanare.
Cue of them Mt. Ward. gave beteself
h p Withont delfts. and he got seten
days lc the Clock Tower prison. The
Otber ottenelet, after *little delay, was
tootated and wits for is htief petted
housed at Neth -gate.
Th e fire M. D. 'help-tit:robed In the
peeved home of gaininoll8 Was W.
:Smith O'Brien. One day in ISIS he
iesortenitted contempt of the house by
d eelining to ell upon it ,cetteltt ecitemit-
tee. Consequently- he wee sent to pris-
on during the few weeks that thereat-
mattee deliberated Thistime, how-
ever, he was not tent to the Clock
Tower prison. which was not finished,
hut did hist:Taken:tee in the cellar of the
house.
A. Scotch Canton*,
Itt marty parts of Scotland It need to
be the custom to place cm a mants
tombstone the symnols of bis trade.
Time a 'sugar eerie *would decorate the
grave of a grocer; an ax and saw, with
hammer and mile, weedd be found on
that of a carpentet'. an awl and a ham-
mer on a shoemaker's geave, and so on.
Tbe sorrow of yestettay Is st. noth-
ing; that of today is bear:able; tot that
of tomorrow is gigtuat4, steilleasej.
STICK TO SIMPLE FOOD,
The American. nnninenti MI/110111 Pace
Desuetude Easily Digested Dishes,
"There was in the old days far less
wear and tear upon the nerves, and,
under such conditions, digestion was
more completely performed;". writes
Airs. S. T. Rorer of "Why I Ara Op-
posed to Pies," in The Ladles' Home
jouenal. "The Mothers of today must
look more carefully to the building of
their bodies and brains than their
mothers and grandmothers did. In-
deed at the pace at which we Ameri-
cans are going we use our brains at
fnil speed nearly all the time. What
man can build brain and brawn on
pies, layer cakes or preserves or any
other mass of material which from its
very complexity requires labor and
time for digestion, drawing the blood
from the brain to the stomacb during
his working hours? Observe those who
eat their complex foods carelessly and
hastily and you will see at a glance
the conditions that necessitate a cove-
plete rest every now and then, or 8.0
early nervous breakdown.
"In my close observation in the last
20 years I find very few people in our
COMMOU struggle for existence who can
for any length of time eat carelessly of
complex foods. At 40 or 50 a man may
perhaps have accumulated wealth, but
not health, and of what earthly use is
the first without the second? Many
persons in the generation gone before
have eaten pies at least once a day,
but tbey have not had meat three times
a day, nor bave they rushed at our
pace. They gave more time to the di-
gestion of the pie. People who recom
mend these rich foods rarely know any-
thing of their complex conditious awl
still less of the complexity of diges-
tion."
HAM SMELLING A E3USINESS.
Peculiar Occupation Pole Which OnlY
Pew Are quettaea.
The ham sun•iler's ouly tools are a
tong steel trier and his nose. Ile stands
en a barrel to keep his clothes from be-
ing soiled by tbe dripping brine, anti
the hams are brought to bine and lie
plunges his sharp pointed trier into
them, withdraws it and passes It swift-
ly beneath his nose. The trier always
goes dente to the knuckle joint.
In testing Meat in that manner Inc
man with the trier judges by the slight-
est shade of differetwe betweeu the
smell of one piece of meat rind anotb-
er. The smell of the meat Is almost
universalty sweet. anti Mitt is what lie
Knell% The ellgittest taint or dela:I-
C.6n rrom the sweet emelt 13 ;IterogOre
apprettiable. It Is stI the deerre Of
taint that be expi cts to thed, but tbe
elighttst oder dun is not sweet.
When he tivivetti an taker, he tbrows
thO Meat tikale. Mid if it le not no
wholleetime it BS Suehl 08 "rejeeted"
mean but tr tt 98 teamed It gees to the
rendering tont; hata tenter smells
meat front 7 tee:ea. bill the i90o4'il;90111110
CB 5 e'elitett at (MAC and his 1,1811
trinSt IPIPO tor lowedlilte ,11.arivil tor Inelldtt or
hts 111,04011tr • .; Wo1121101 te nt ino mod
lintel t1.tue ivel it :enema9 thantter
tine to the tomtent. tee Wet en C1'; t4nlo
loirodi; o 1114., 5000 he," ham 0198w her a' E.)
n Lliis4 1.4 4I4 9;hr 5 1711/1114 9 19:14,
WEI» 153-g1:» IBA Dan On a eallread wreen
A "nett of tietentetey..
Inrn.tettner .in !lee -Mot,' IS eine of .thr
ceseet tillitOtap.v 00 the Inerld to de
Itveto psteresseetuall ateiets Intott Vent Ikon
meat vete tunneller tteeen tenets eeeftette
gqroiu atm t4pi.9 :-/ogneAdeset INA
"ilNeS.F° Wilt) 000 tact mit
gsgs ite,J.•,13 te3 lloraii;ticaral5- and set 009
%tan 9ll 7e5,Et.o foe lite!,
0115;11 o9 lv9 41n4.Y91 Itaele :newt* te.
oletairs 11..zen too tleta. It IR on v%
ezehtiie-Uve itt erellere
sI- ,- nen rt steeme see we ti.994 wo
s.aoo itoral affttrwatid velum to ttfe, •
titarqie leZett lit ifs n
nettlinteret nen Utt trestenvatty tenet tunnel
fate Tee 00o4 ilq'ail» now eatety 11 98 10 itc-
• etliti:e:416-CS 58 to what rye Italie
rea...nn-fitel.-PELreatiee 119101 Winterbotin
to Woman's Ilonne Compatden,
Sloe Got a Mere Paw
Sateasticus and Ids wife Wet* goin
to the theater..
"Will yea please go In tad get fits
goats et the dressiag tablet" said its.
8.
"Your goate!t" quaied thE phTetittl
gateasEens. "'What &flee have son '1
womett got ttowr
"I'll show yeti!" snapped the wife,
and she &stied itIVny and soon returned
puttiug en bet gloves. !i
"Are Mose what you meant Why. I
tall those kids."
need to." replied Mrs. Advastietts,
'but they ate getting ari old 1 aro
ashamed to any langet:1
Re teak the Lint.
kessetestee.
'Where thlte" exclaimed the young
MIAMI& taferting to the tneemetemdum
the* had glven bion. "(One dozen eggs,
one poued or retina, a bottle of leulon
eettetet, a 195 of ground eltinarnon end '
half a pound of sugar -what do you
wattt with all these things, Belinda?"
"I've got a state loaf," tanned the
young wife, "that Inn going to save
by worldng It up 'into a bread pudding.
never let anything go to waste,
inenry."-liondott Fun.
THE HEDGE.
Felt' neighbor of the thatched cot,
With gloire de main easeeFili gable*
So ,srar• sweet, on from ploko plot
Thou tripped, like D. nymph of tab%
So blithe thy smile, so soft thy tone,
Thy love so good a life to lead In.
I'd fain the hedge were overthrown
And our two gardens made one Dcleni
But "Nol" cries 'Wisdom. "Spare the fat
The thorn, the ivy blackbirds nest In;
Leave something for the liner sense,
Some dream of joy to imp, and rot in,
""'Some glad surpriee, some mystery
Of ineoneeirgbly sweet rneaningi"
Wisdom is wise. By friend and I
Soares pros the topmost twigs; by Ieanin
• -G. D. 0. in Good Word
NIGHTMARE.
The Sensation That Alwais Make4
Man a Coward.
"Strange that we are always so co
ardly in nightmares," remarked a Ne
Orleans lawyer who has a taste 1.
the bizarre. "I don't believe anybo
ever lived who stood up and made,
square stand against the amorpho
horror that invariably pursues us
such visions: Wawa I have a nigt
mare and the usual monster gets '
my trail, my blood turns to water, a
my conduct would disgrace a sheep.
am beside myself with stark, dow
right fear, aud I have no idea left
my head except to "un like a rabb
All prkle, self respt dread of Odic
and even the instinet of pelf defen
are scattered to the winds, and I 1
lieve, bonestly, I would he capable
any infamy in order to escape. I ha
no hesitation in confessing this, b
cause, as far as I have beeu able
find out, everybody acts exactly tit
same way in the throes of nightwarei'
and I feel certain 1 would not enaltet
such a pitiable spectacle of myself 4
real life, no matter ewhat might befall.
-
""I think that the explanation or the
nightmare pante is to be found In the
fact that tbe dream is almost 1nm-t-
able- accompanied by a sense of sullen
cation. It is well established the
choking -the 'shutting off of one'
wiude to use a homely phrase --has it
effect upon the mind whieh Is entirel
distinet and differeut front that pr
duce(' by any other form of pato
peril. It 1111S the 'OVUM With SOO ho
tor and distraction that Ile Is for
mement lueaue. Ile will do anythIn
*o get relief. This has beeu brunt
out nil more than tate occasion itt ti
defense of nutu who bnve been chola
and trilled their assailants. and Mgt
have held that the eliviunetauees 0
an attaek should lie given slew'
Consideratien as extenuating the ilet
In dreams the entire nertfoui; system i
relaxed. and It is natural to SISMpA.
that the 'tunnel effeet of anent, a Ito
wotilti to littenelfitel. .at hetet. that 1
Inc hest unction I have to tam tor in
BOOM through nighttnere tend."
BM& 9 t tfori*e'o. Worn.
"When I ristlred from the vontrae
39) toteetteee Oh abort 199900 ago." otaid
well Ultimo arta, "I had tt catintier
1GOrSeittho9 1 *vas taixieus to sliming
01„1.1inoOrg theta was one named Jo
ry, whielo for iteverat seers had a
tined to vettetitng on a drum In outdo
titeerh it iheri•di tiJ=1ISII0K3J41
titiing 1119 fri.•,Pt high to avoid atrilatig
the heisting repels. When the burst
WeR. 119111 taller the hanenter, jar,
went- too ia 91n91t91t greetr.
"About 01 Week later tLe plittealeke
Of deney enaltei at I99! totme told trtil
iar,e that tie lead it loot ter tiro:able Wei
Hoe se, Ile told that olerry wont"
go it <Lott distorter% when he w'osted,
atop019 ut ono9 lift his OMinii am.
lathe' cleats: thee wand go 8 tine Inil
teat,. tette to Plena 91 agant 910.91 ltn
gtgzer Why tam bor.t..e tvlegtimell shot
and 161at11 thee feat tiutA Wee elettent
lam to been nto sense eententetter 890
ist 11 nee nnittuad to listen fee resenting ato
oases- He dm sv, notifying ate trot
Ike-Clan:att teeseer Imam than he po'
ale fet tie Iwit,e.'"
Ite net It.
id tine et C...antiefy en Defoe
iiiteriesis toId of meeting a ma
fen y as himself.
"Chet sleet." sant Mr. Dentine, t"
sololier Who had been, tronfatied itt
face. Ile was 5 taloa Mate, dad
tteked bum la whith battle he had 9.
Injured.
" the hitt bdttle �t Boll Hum sl
lia
totc4.
—11ct /tett cordtl yeat get hit it
thee at flail ilea? I' asked.
"Well. tit" said ite Mein half
Ogetleally. °Settee 9 had rub it tail
tiro9 got torelese iiod looked lOt
tidda6i,t17t11 at hat Pieta,
atant tie 'apace lti 3ou/6
Intike mote &nooks' kteatett '
Wfitch has been knoitil to in' e
yeatta and doubtless to °them that
phut thrown into the flee of st
furnace or fireplace, *Ill Iristan
' tirminish the Otte In lebinmey o
; It it small bag ot ptiteel ot Snip
; tray three or tear mencea, Were k
-* handy place and ueed When n
88 direeted above, it Might he
means of savirig propeety and pet
Ilfe.-
Se
"Was the wedding a success?"'
"I guess so. The bride's mother
!' In leave the groom's mother Wen
ette better aud had hyatetTea,
. couldn't bear a wool of the fere
and the chutch was so etoaded
three women tainted. Yens It
SilegeSS all right."
Dees,* wen.
It it no enough that people shoat be
tied: they must be dressed. "Costly
thy habit as thy purse eon buy," was
the advice of Polonius to his son;
"rick but not gaudy, for the apparel
oft proclaims tLe mat," and the advice
Is just as good today as it was 300
years ago.
In Luck.
"It's no futt being married. My wife
is coming to me all the time and ask-
ing for mone,y1"
"You're lucky! I have to ask my
wife always for tuones when I leant
attar
•Milk is suggested as it good
guishing agent for hurtling petro
It forms /in emulsion with the oi
by disturbing its .eohestett atte
, the eorobustible element at Wate
teot.
I. Among the aborigines of An a
the most eoironou form of remislati
less there death is tile spearing 0 'Of
offeader thromet diffetettt Qattaitfit