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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Herald, 1904-09-09, Page 2I rho Knows Anything About e If All buyers, sellers and users of EDYSIMPERVIOUS SHEATH Nu PAPER are interested in this question e ? V Will every reader of this enquiry "WHO KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT BANN{C1ER" please drop a line on the subject to THE E. B. EDDY COMPANY NULL CANADA According to Law. This story is being told of a certain New York political: says Harper's Weakly. Ile had succeeded in securing for a friendof his a position as taxas- sesses at the cost of considerable ex- ertion. Not long after the friend had begun work in his new position the peli- tieian was surprised and grieved to see that he was taxed under "personal pro- perty,'" $24 as the possessor of ane goat. He called on his friend the assessor, for an explanation, accusing him of ingra- • titude and forgetfulness of favors re- ceived. "But I couldn't do less than obey the specific details of the law," protested his friend; "look—Here's what it says," and he read from his papers : "For all property bounding or abutting on the highway, $12 per from root." ,African Eldorado. Ethopia is wealthy in resource beyond the power of any man to calculate. Gold, silver, asphalt, petroleum, iron and coal exist in combination with a salubrious climate, agricultural productiveness and a people of singular docility. With watchful eyes upon the future the Em- peror seeks to preserve the political in- dependence of his people, which has been handed down through the centuries and in the meantime he hopes to develop the intelligence and resources of the pop- ulation to such apoint as to enable it to withstand any pressure from with- out. The Empire holds out no attractions to the commercial advertiser with limit- ed means, says United States Consul - General Skinner. who negotiated the commercial treaty with that country. HE GAN BLEEP 1N PEACE \ 0W Wm. Taggart's Kidney Disease Cured by Dodd's Kidney Pills. Well-known Tilbury East s Vernier Tells the Tilbury News How Easily He Got Rid of Has -Trouble. Tilbury, Ont., Aug. 29.—(Special.)- 31r. 'Wm. Taggart, a well-known and highly esteemed farmer of Tilbury East, tells of his remarkable cure of long- standing Kidney Disease by Dodd's Kid- ney "For about about four or five years," says Mr. Taggart, "I was a sufferer from Kid- ney trouble, and the scores of medicines I used gave nee no relief. I was fumed to get up three or fetu times every night and my life was simply miserable. "At last I started to use Dodd's Iiid- ney Pili,, and I got relief from the first. • After using two boxes I was completely cured. and you can bet I was a happy mean. I cannot speak too highly of Dodd's Kidney Pills." All urinary complaints are caused by Diseased Kidneys. Dodd's Kidney Pills always cure the K'ideeys, and therefore always cure urinary complaints. His Pessimicogitation. "I suspect," ruminatingly said. the Old Codger, apropos of nothing in particular, "that if all men were mind readers in the full sense of the term, and each was able to realize what every other person he -met actually thought about him, there would be very little going on in this world but fights, lawsuits and under- taking; and only the helplessly meek, the sublimely egotistical, the genuinely philosophical and the hopelessly idiotic would have any happiness in this life.— September ife.September Smart Set. Eat what you like.—Give the di- gestive organs some work to do. These func- tions need exercise as much as any part of the human anatomy, but if they're delicate, give them the aid that Dr. Von Stan's Pine- apple Tablets afford and you can eat any- thing that's wholesome and palatable --60 in box, 95 cents -9 Where the Doctors Agreed. (Boston Transcript.) Dr. Scalpel—What was the result of the conference between you and Dr. Cutter in Dinsbury's case? Dr. Lancet—We had a long and earnest dis- cussion, but we finally rams to an agree- ment. After we hod been closeted together for about an dour the nurse came in to tell us that there seemed to be a change in the con- dition of the patient. So we went to take a look at him. It was then that we gecame united in our opinions. 1,e agreed that Dins - bury was dead. Mlnard's Liniment Cures Dandruff. Refinement of Cruelty. Thele is a story going the rounds in London of a cruel revenge wreaked by a woman on a rival whom she hated. It was not a ease of financial ruin, but in its way it was quite effective. She simply asked her victim to a preten- tious dinner, and arranged a colored light so that it should fall full upon her and make her look ghastly. To add re- finement of her vengeance, she placed Ler enemy's particular admirers direct- ly opposite. Minard's Liniment Cures Burns, etc. AFTUILWURDS, henry sett I musta strained mi mussels ur els i wtim overtrained. Ennyhow he put beafstake on mi eyes ann sez I am a terrur flu' mi sighs Butt bil wuz too big fur nee, so mi fase doant hurt so badtl beeuz itts no disgrais to be licked homy sez if ure outclassed In sighs, i think that fite'll bee my lasst Fur some time, thin i guess itts good enuf fur me fur believed thatt goliuth stuf! --J, W. Meet in New York Life. WRAP THEMSELVES IN RUBBER, The New Reduction Cure the Secret of Some Fine Figures at Newport. There is a new method of flesh -reduc- ing which is intended only for people ad- dicted to athletics. One of its features is the fact that one may follow it with- out attracting attention from their friends. The graceful woman one sees at New- port riding along Ocean avenue, playing tennis at the Casino or on the links at the golf club may all the tine be tak- ing this method of getting thiiY, although there is no trace of it in their appear- ance. Men who ride cross-country or play polo may be simultaneously follow- ing this method of flesh reduction, al- though nobody would suspect it. It is a fact that some of the women of New York smart society who are not- ed for their good looks and athletic fig- ures idures are most devoted to this method of keeping their weight down. Among men its advocates are those conspicuous for their athletic figures and their strength. This new method of melting away the too solid pounds is described as the "rub- ber dans" system. A rubber dam is the bit of rubber fitted by dentists about a tooth on which they are working to keep away saliva and other moisture. The rubber from which such dams are made comes in bolts about two-thirds of a yardwide. It is a hard rubber cloth, and is sold by the yard in one or two drug stores. Persons who want to take off flesh buy four or five yards of this material wrap it tightly about the body, and to keep it in place put on a tight -fitting suit of silk or woollen underwear, preferably of the hind called the combination. This is only the first stage of the rubber dam reduction cure. The hardest part is still to come. Once the rubber is in place there must come many swift sets of tennis, hard horseback riding, tether ball playing or some equally exacting sport. The use of the rubber wrap- pings assists the action of the skin, makes the perspiration much freer and has been known to take off as much as five or six pounds in one day. Women usually wrap the rubber about the body from the chest down to the knees. Many women are most interest- ed in getting rid of their hips, as they are likely to show stoutness first there, and the big hipped woman is not at all in the style nowadays. Such women wrap the rubber dam several times ar- ound the hips, and waist and devote all their energies to that particular part of the body. In the same way, men who think they are getting too heavy over the hips or maybe over the abdomen wrap the rub- ber only about these parts that they are anxious to attack. The treatment requires nothing in the way of diet, although it will, of course, be very much more effective if fattening foods and liquids are avoided. But the rubber dam devotees do not, as a rule, follow any other course in attempting to get thin.. The treatment is not expensive. The original cost of the rubber will not ex- ceed $4 in any case, and it can be used time and time again. There used to be complaints that pa- tients under the treatment might- take cold, but that happens so rarely if after the exercise they go home immediately and take a bath. For persons who ride or play tennis the new treatment is splendidly effective, but it is of no value to those not addicted to athletics. Minard's Liniment for sale everywhere. A YEAR'S ARVERTISING. Entirely through advertising in .the leading newspapers, a real estate com- pany of Chicago sold in one year 25,000 lots at a Michigan summer resort. The manager says: "We found that every class of buyers, including the men of largest means, can be readied through the newspaper better than by any other means." Is your ad. in the Times? Minard's Liniment Relieves Neuralgia. An Interrupted Lesson. This story is told of a Washington school principal who was trying to make clear to his class the fundamental doc- trines of the Declaration of Independ- ence: "Now, boys," he said, "I will give you each three ;ordinary buttons. Here they ase. You must think of bhe first one as representing Life, of the second one as representing Liberty, and the third one as representing the Pursuit of Happi- ness. Next Sunday I will ask you each to produce the three buttons and tell me what they represent." The following Sunday, in aceodnauce with his plan, the teacher interrogated his class on "she subject of the buttons. says Harper's Weekly. "Now, Johnnie,' he said to the young- est, member, "produce your three but. tons and tell nee what they stand for." Whereupon the youngster began to weep. 1 "I ain't got 'em all," he sobbed, bold- ing out two of the buttons. '"Here's { Life an' here's Liberty, but niommer sewed the Pursuit of Happiness on my plants." ALL DRUGGISTS Got Away Again. (Chicago Record -Herald.) "Did you ever make any money on the Board of Trade?" "Yes, I made 1175 there one day in less than twenty minutes," "Whew! What did you do with it?" "Oh, they got it back again before I had a chance to see it."' 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You sit to operate it, and a tbbfnl of clothes may be thoroughly cleaned la five minutes. You cannot make a more profitable investment—the profits direct end incidental cannot be estimated. Do - cal dealers sell it at $3.5o. Ask roar dealer for it. If he cannot show you the machine write us for booklet. 1111 DiWSWEII MANUFACTURIKO CO. UMFTED Hasa! LTO N, CA:I/WA • Chinese Silver Tea Sets.. Mme Wong, wife of Wong Kai Kah, Vice -Commissioner from China to the St. Louis World's Fair, has taken up her residence in Indianapolis, Ind., during her husband's absence on official matters. This gives the American woman a chance to see what the table silver of a wealthy Chinese woman is like. Sev- eral dishes new to the Americans are seen in Mme. Wong's collection. All the dishes are solid silver and richly orna- mented. The tea set has solid silver cups and saucers, the size of our ordinary cups for family use. The soup spoons resemble our chafing dish. STATE OV OHIO, CITY Or TOLEDO, aa. LVOAs COUNTY f FRAils J. Cumin; makes oath that he is the senior partner of the firm of T. J, CHENEY Co., doing business in the City of Toledo, County and State afo resa id,a nd th at said firm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOL- LARSS for each and every case of CATARRH that cannot be cured by the use of HALL's CATARRH CURE. FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to before me and subscribed In my presence,this 6th day of December, A.D.,188b. { SEAL} W GLEASON, �-� Notary Public. Hall's Catarrh C'rre Is taken Internally and aete directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Send for testimonials, free, F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, 0, Sold by all druggists -75e. Take Hall's Family Pills for Constipation. The Truly Good Wife "What is your idea of a truly good wife?" asked the youth. "A truly good wife," answered the Comminsville sage, "is one who loves her husband and her country, but does not attempt torun either,"—Philadelphia Inaauirer. DIGGING IN ANCIENT RUINS. Light Thrown on Grecian Life by Dis- coveries Made at Olbia, Interesting and valuable archaeologic- al discoveries have been made on the site of the ancient Greek city Olbia. The site is situated on the southern bank of the Boug, about midway between Otch- akoff and Nicolaierr, and not far distant from the estuary of the Dneiper. This ancient city was a colony of Miletus 055 B. C., (and was a great centre for Greek trade with the interior. It is generally maintained among archaeological auth- orities that a trade route extended from Olbia across eounrty to tell northern sea, and when a find -of ancient Greek coins was made- it was contended that was substantial proof of the fact: Re- cently, however, it was proved that these coins were sepurious. Olbia was destroyed by the Getae about 70 to 60 B. C., but it was revived and. when it was visited by Dion Chry- sostum, about 100 A. D., it leas again a flourishing city. The excavations that are now in progress upon the site of this city are being carried out by M. Formakovski under the auspices of the Russian Archeological society. M. Forma- kovski has succeeded in unearthing ex- tensive portions of the walls andfounda tions of the original city, which date back from the seventh century, B.C. The masonry is identical with that of ruins of ancient cities excavated in various parts of Greece. Before this depth was reached two different strata of walls and basements bearing descriptions of the fourth and first centuries B. C. were encountered. The stone blocks composing the ruins of houses, temples, etc, in these up- per strata are of remarkably exact area, square proportions and excellently dress- ed. The more solid constructive work is, however; found in the remains of the original city. At this depth there was unearthed a perfectly preserved wine cel- lar. Some fifty huge jars or vases had evidently contained red wine, now turned to a light powdery substance. A large collection of valuable antiques in gold, marble, and ancient pottery has also been found in these newly uncovered ruins. These hare been dispatched to the Hermitage at St. Petersburg. M. Formakovski, however, carefully exam- ining, every antique unearthed, to estab- lish its genuine character, as it was on this site that the spurious tiara of Sa- itapharnes, now in the Louvre was al- leged to have been discovered. I was Cured of Rheumatic Gout by MINARD'S LINIMENT. • ANDREW KING. Halifax. I was Cured of Acute Bronchitis by MiNARD'S LINI.IIE\"C. Lt: Col. C. CREWE READ. Sussex. I was Cured of Acute Rheumatism by MINARD'S LINIMENT. C. S. BILLING. Markham, Ont. ( Riddles. What are the most unsociable things in the world?-11fileatones, for you never See 1 them together. 1 What is the difference between a chicken seven years old, and a mud wherry?—One is a "werry" old fowl, and the other is a foul old wherry. Why are artists like washerwomen?—Be- cause they are not satisfied uatit their work is "hung on the line." If the letter D were never sad, why would It be a dead lotto, -?—Because It would be D -ceased. What makes rice so chilly?—The ice in it. What officer of the army lives in a nut?— A colonel. Why would a snail make a good hatpeg?— Because of the nail in it. What part of a fireplace is like preserved fruit?—The jamb. What game of cards suggests childhood and old age ?—Cribbage. When is a hammer like a public official?— When it's a tacks' gatherer. When is an orange like a soldier?—When it's in ouarters. When is meat not meat?— When it's drip- ping. What is eatable in a figure?—The fig in it. What makes a broom musical?—The Han- del in it. What tree grows by a winter fire?— The ash. Onepart of the day is in seven —what is it?—Eve. What flab Is always to pain ?—The hake.' TO EXTERMINATE ROUSE FLIES. Scientists having proved that the common house fly is responsible for the spread of some of the most deadly diseases, it becomes the duty of every housekeeper to assist in exterminating the little pests. Many contrivances have been used for the purpose, including fly traps of many kinds, sticky paper, and diferent makes of poison, but although all will kill some flies there always seems to be as many left as ever. There is only one really effectual way to kill them, all, and that is Wilson's Fly Pads, being sure to follow the directions carefully. One ten cent packet of Wilson's Fly Pads has been known to kill a bushel of flies, and a few pads properly used will kill all the flies in any room in a few hours. Sonnets of School Days. (Sonnet of the affair of honor and the misleading tale.) Mee ann bil Peerson are a goin too fite behind the stabul after skool toonite. heez biggern mee butt ive gott s; noo trick That henry Beemus sez ull maik him sick. Ann henry sez just look how david sloo goliuth ann he wuz a giunt too. Whenn ennybuddy walks hoam every nite With ure best gurl wi uve just gott too fite So henry Beemus sem ur els un) Ule bee a kowurd iff u lett him go. Faulty Kidneys. —Have you back. ache? Do you feel drowsy? Do your limbs feel heavy? Have you frequent headaches? Have you falling vision? Have you dizzy feeling? Are you depressed? Is your skin dry? Have you a tired feeling? Any of these signs prove kidney disease, Experience has proved that South American Kidney Cure ..wee halo ,-8 ISSUE NO. 37 1904. ograkrommolowornol bins, Winslow's Soothing Syrup should always be need for Children Teething. IS soothe the child softens the gums cures wise colic and is the ripest remedy for Diarrheas. 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DAGGETT, Room 3, 23 Scott Street, Toronto, Ont. L;E 11, Cures Burns. Scalds, Sores or alt kinds, Cuts, Boils, Skin Disease, Blood Poison. Etc. Testimonials from moat prominent people in Canada Large sample and book of direc- tions free. Address FOSTIIR MFfr.,CO., Toronto. Ont, MONE x THROWN AWAY. "So that city doctor Helped ye right smart, did he, Silas?" asked Mrs. Giles, on her husband's return from a week's visit to a specialist in a neighboring town. "Well, I guess he did! I'm feeling fine as a fiddle now, and he says I won't likely have any return of it if I just keep to what he tells me" "What did he say was the matter with ye?" inquired the wife, eagerly. "I forgit now what he called it, but—" "Silas,"' she cried, "ye don't really mean ter say ye paid out all that money and didn't git no good of it after all!"—Youth's Companion. 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But, said the narrator, they succeeded in relieving him. "Oh," said the mother, "you got 1t out, did you?" "Naw," was the impatient answer, "we shoved it down; it was his, wasn't it ?"—Harper's Weekly. CANADIAN NATIONAL FACTS AND FIGURES. The Independent Order of Foresters have just issued from the press a very neat little booklet giving a great grist of facts and figures with regard to Can- ada, its resources, mineral and agricul- tural, etc. Historical points, territor- ies and other Canadian information of great value. This little booklet should be in the hands of all. It will be sent on application to Dr. Oronhyatekha,, Su- preme Chief Ranger, of the X. 0. F., Tem- ple Building, Toronto, Canada. Alas, Poor Maudet (Philadelphia Telegraph.) Johnny—What was Maude so dreadfully cross about to the trolley last night? Ada—She thought she was being admired by a gentleman sitting opposite, only to find that he Was cross-eyed and was reading ntnlrla Pantry la the tab of the car