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From any first-class dealer.
Double Dose of Joy.
"But your hero and heroine get mar-
ried in the middle of the story. How do
you expect the public to keep on being
interested in a book like that?"
"Ah," said the new author, "but they
get divorced in the last chapter and live
happily ever after. So, you see, the
reader is made twice glad for one price
of admission."
A Cynical Suggestion.
(Washington Star.)
"So that young woman has jilted
-you?" said Miss Cayenne.
"Tea," answered the confiding young
man.
"And you are suffering acutely from
•• regret?"
Tani."
"Well, cheer up. If she had accepted
you it might leave become a chronic at-
tack of regret."
The Tertium Quid.
(Weston Herald.)
. "Do yeatexow, Mabel, I believe if I
weren't here, 'Captain ' Spooner would
lass you."
"Leave the room this instant, you
impertinent boy!"
Dear, Sirs —This ie to certify teat
I have been troubled with a lame
back for fifteen years'.
I have used three bottles of ;your
isiINARD'S LINIMENT and ane com-
pletely! cured.
It gives me great pleasure to re-
commend it and ;you are at liberty
to use this in any way to further
the use of &our! valuable medicine.
Two Rivers. ROBERT ROSS.
Warrior Woes.—Through damp, cold
and exposure many a brave soldier who ]eft
his native hearth as "tit'• as a man could be
to fight for country's honor, has been
" invalided home " because of the vulture of
the battle ground—Rheumatism. South
American Rheumatic Care will absolutely
cure every case of Rheumatism in existence,
Relief in six pours. -08
Haven't Heard of It.
(Toronto Telegram.)
' A Bartenders'—beg pardon, Wine
'Clerks'—Com-ention is in session at
Hamilton and refreshes the news-
papers of that burg with the sight of
familiar faces from their favorite
haunts all over the Province.
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Lever's Y -Z (Wise Head) Disinfectant Soap
.Powder is a boon to any home. It disin-
fects and cleans at the same time.
at
Easter .Morning.
(Wm. Murray, in N. Y. Scottish Amer-
ican.)
Blissful morning! All creation °
Flows with joy and light,
Christ is risen from His prison,
And the world is bright
With the wondrous rays which shine
From His countenance divine.
STREWN ' OF A
STOCK ROWER
His Lumbago Was Cured by
Dodd's Kidney Pills.
Suffered for]Twenty Years Before He
Found Relef in the treat Canadian
Kidney Remedy.
Rosedene, Ont., April 11•—(Special)--
Robert C. Lampman, the well known
Gainsboro farmer and stock grower,
is completely cured of a long-stand-
ing case of Lumbago, and lie has
made a statement for the benefit
of the public, in which he gives the
entire credit for the cure to Dodd's
Kidney Pills. In his statement lea
IL•ampman says:
"For twenty years I suffered from
Lumbago with all its woret symp-
toms. I had the most distressing
Trains it seemed possible to bear,
coupled with an irritation of the
spine.
"At times I Was entirely prostrat-
ed and was for weeks unable to do
anything whatever, and required the
services of my family to assist me
in dressing and moving from a chair
to the sofa.
"I tried doctors and medicines, but
got no benefit till, on the advice of
a neighbor, I commenced to use
Dodd's Kidney Pills. -AI ter the
first box I noticed an improvement
and when I had taken six boxes ev-
ery symptom of my trouble had. van-
ished."
Like :Rheumatism, Lumbago is caus-
ed by Uric Acid in the blood. Sound
oldthesblood Dodd's allUric Acid out Pills
make sound I%idneys.
Mar's Canals.
(Toronto Star.)
Speaking of these huge canals that
they have discovered in the planet .liar::,
Perhaps this is what ?1au•s'tice planet',
personal appearance.
Minard's Liniment Cures Dandruff.
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Wall Street Arithmetic.
JO mills make one trait,
a 10 trusts make one combine,
• 10 .combines make one merger,
10 mergers make ore magnate,
1 magnate makes all the money,
Minard's Liniment. Relieves Neuralgia.
The Pill Output.
The annual; ;consumption of pills in
the United Suites is 40 per capita. De-
troit is the centro of the pill industry,
with act outpnt of four billion pills, or
60 per cent. of the national product for
both foreign and domestic constmiption.
Bells and Thunderstorms.
An instance of the absurdity of
some of the notions held byour'nn-
cestors was the notion that the ring -
tug of the church bells had a coun-
teracting effect in a thunderstorm.
It was supposed that the vibration
of the air, caused by; the movement
of the bells resulted in the dissipa-
tion of the Electric fluid in the air.
Tho belief was so common at one
time that the priests had the bells
rung as soon as signs pf 'an ap-
proaching thunderstorm were seen.
Science now bolds a contrary' opin-
ion. Not onla' does the sound have ho
possible effect on the air, but the
vibration caused by the sound of a
bell upon a cloud, charged 'with
electricty, may cause it to discharge
its contents upon the ringer of the
bell in the church tower. :
Too Many People Daily With•
Catarrh.—It strikes one like a thunder-
clap, develops with a rapidity that no other
disease does. Dr. Agnew's Catarrhal Pow-
der Is the radical, quick, sate and pleasant
cure that the disease demands. Use the
means, prevent the deep -seating and years of
distress. Don't dally with Catarrh. Agnew's
gives relief in ten minutes. 50 cents. -07
QUEEN BESS' WAR)RDBE
Royal annals have never keeorded
a more varied and extensive ward-
robe than that which belonged' to
the "Virgin Queen." Even at the age
of sixty-eight, when she might be
supposed Ito havo outlived her
youthful vanity. she possessed 99
complete official costumes, 102,
Preach, go'w;ns, 100 robes with trains
and 67 without, 126 antique dresses,
136 bodices, 125 tunics, not to
mention such trifles as 96 mantles,
85 dressing gowns and '27 fans.
It is Fossible that she had an ,ugly
foot, for she possessed only nine
pairs of shoes, which, considering iter
extravagances in other articles of
apparel, mast have some meaning.
At her death three thousand ar-
ticles were Tound duly catalogued
in her wardrobe which bad adorned
her proud person.
Great Service to New York
'?e New York Central affords excel -
leek service to 1cew York, Boston and
points in the Eastern States. See your
ticket agent for full particulars.
Gone,. But Never, Forgoten.
The dame who kept our boarding house,
A very worthy lady,
Has shuffled off this mortal coil,
To realms that one calls shady,
No more we'll see her irate face,.
By nature herd and steely,
Grow harder as she hears us say:
"This chicken soup is vealy."
On stalwart steaks of iron cast mold
Now tenderly we're thinking, •
And coffee ground—'twas chiefly grounds
She gave each morn for drinking.
We do not wish her back again,
For such a wish most rash is,
But with sincerity we cry: •
"Peace be unto her hashes"
EDISON'S DIET,
Thomas A. Edison offers this in ex-
planation of his ability to da the enor-
mous amount of work he performs: ";l
eat just about a pound of food per day
—three meals. but just enough to nour-
ish the body. My diet consists of meat,
vegetables, eggs or anything else that
I want, but in small quantities, People
eat and drink far too much. Indeed, I
know of men and women who are food
drunk all the time. I hardly ever take
any outdoor recreation, but I live ab-
stemiously, as my father did before
me. If people would diet themselves
and drop drugs many cominon ailments
' would disappear."
GIVE CANDY TO CHILDREN..
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Littlo Danger They Will injure Thein..
selves Aly k+ating'roo Muuh,.
Na"a;rly .all cit:i hu, especially it
they be narinel, Lcaithy oleilclren,
crave for eweet:a. A great many par-
ents without any euougllt or reason
in 'the matter deny to ;their child-
ren rill kinds ref sweets. They do
thathint froBoatnmad jrveoonoegaudyandived notioncakes
sugantr
are bad f•or the children. Other par-
ents go to ilio opposite extreme and
indulge their children in all .'arts
of confectionery, from the cheapest
to' mita most expensive, allowing them
to each ace, ludigestiblo cakes, jams,
candied,t'ruits, preserves, etc.
Tipsy both, are making a mistake.
Children a ilould be allowed to eat
sweets, tut Abe proper kind of sweets,
Cheat, nasty confectlous shouii never
be given toticenx, neither should they
be permitted to have too mtioh jam
nor any hat definable hodge-
podge off •stuffof't:thatinmaspuorades un-
der the name 'of cake. Beware of
cheap painted candies ; they are
poisonous,.
But give the eleadren sweets in the
form of pure' chocolate, honey and
syrup m.ad.e from fruits. A lump of
sugar or a stale of good candy now
and thea will not hurt them. Let
them ea,t molasses, but be sure it
is a good (quality. Fruit jellies, if
unattul.'eratod, and plain cookies that
are not too4swcet are good for ch -id -
ren.
Let the ch'ltlren have sweets. The
system craves for them. '.11lhey im-
part warmth and energy. They
nourish• and bu'ld up the tissues.
Hate best time to give the children
sweets is at meal time. Let fruits,
.jelly, • syrup,, molasses, honey or
cookies, ,corm part lof each meal and
then children will not often plead
for candy and cake.
Let the oh; ltlren have sweets. But
see to it teat they are furnished
the proper kind, at the right ,time
and in a sensible quantity.—Medical
'Talk. , ' •
Catarrh
Sufferers Read!
C. G. Archer, of Brewer, .falne, says:
"I have had catarrh for several years.
Water would run from my eyes and nose
for days ata time. About four months ago
I was induced to try Dr. Agnew's Catarrhal
Powder, and since using the wonderful
remedy I have not had an attack. It re-
lieves in 10 minutes."
Dr. Agnew's Heart Cure relieves
in 30 minutes. 34
Something Overlooked:
(Philadelphia Record.)
Airs. Buggins had just returned from
a shopping tour. "There! I just knew
there was something I had forgotten to
buy," she exclaimed.
"What was oit?" asked Mr. Buggins.
"I'm sure I don't know," replied Mrs.
Buggins, "but I find I have 50 cents
left."
DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED
by local applications as they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. Therels only
one way to cure deafness, and that is by con-
stitutional remedies. Deafness is caused by
an inflamed condition of the mucous lining of
the Eustachian Tube. When this tube is in-
flamed you have a: rumbling sound or imper-
fect hearing, and when it is entirely closed,
Deafness is the result, and unless the inflam-
mation can betaken out and this tuberestor-
ed to its normal condition, hearing will be
destroyed'forever; nine cases out of ten are
caused by Catarrh, which is nothing but an
inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness (Caused by catarrh) that
cannot he eared by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send
for circulars, free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, 0
Sold by Druggists, r 5c.
Take Hall's 1 amily Pills for Constipation.
The Tyrant.
(N. Y. Sun.)
Mrs. Knicker—Do you treat your cook
like one of the family?
Mrs. Booker—We daren't, but she
treats us like one of hers. •
Minadr's Liniment Cures Burns, etc.
The Old Log Home.
(Toronto News.)
The York Pioneers have done well in
voting $300 for the" renovation of the
Simcoe Cabin at the Exhibition
Grounds. Governor Simcoe would be
ashamed of the log -house if he saw it
to -day. •
The harder you cough, the worse
the cough gets.,
um.ptio
Cu "T
� T'heani�cLung
,�"
is guaranteed to cure. If it
doesn't benefit you, the druggist
will give you your money back.
Prices: S, C. WaLLs & Co. 302
25c, 50c. 51 LeRoy, N. Y., Toronto, Can.
SnallairilltizalyeRsolnir
The less experience a roan has the
more advice he gives.
The telephone girl may not be a belle,
Int she has a great many callers.
The people wbe wear spectacles natur-
al y see specks before their eyes,
$ 0®® Relnia,°23 will be paid by
Lever Brothers
Limited, Toronto, to any person who
can prove that this soap contains
any form of adulteration whatsoever,
or contains any injurious chemicals,
eau r,,- i+a. Oetaxou lllar. mfg
As Represented.
(Buffalo Commercial.)
Markham—Seo here, when you sold
me that ]corse, you said he wouldn't
harm a flea.
nip—Well?
Markham—Well, just look at me. I've
been kicked and dragged and—
Gip—Well, my dear sir, you are not a
flea.
$50.00 to Caiimor&a
and Return
Via the Chicago, Union Pacific & North-
Western Line, from Chicago, April 23 to
May I. Choice of routes going and re-
turning. Correspondingly low rates from
all points. Two trains a day from Chi-
cago through without change. Daily and
personally conducted tourist car .excur-
sions. Write for•itinerary and full par-
ticulars regarding special train leaving
Chicago April 26.-13. H. Bennett, 2 East
King street, Toronto, Ont.
Minard's Liniment for sale everywhere.
An Unusual Question.
Mrs- Leslie M. Shaw, with her daugh-
ters, Miss Erma and Miss Enid, visited
San Francisco last month, and many
social functions were given there in
honor of the Secretary of the Treas-
ury's family.
At a tea one afternoon Mrs. Shaw,
smiling towards her daughters, said:,
"When Enid was four or five years
old she used to repeat at night the little
prayer, 'Now I lay me—'
"I suppose that millions of children
have said, 'Now I lay me' millions of
times, but I doubt if the simple and
charming words of the prayer ever sug-
gested to another child a question so
unusual as they did to Enid. She one
night repeated the prayer reverently,
and then asked me, with a puzzled
frown:
"`Mother, if I should die before I
wake, how would I know that I was
dead?'" Detroit Times.
ISSUE NOs 17 1904.`
Firs Wlnslow's Soothing Syrup should
always be used for Children Teething,
It
soothe the clixld, softens the guns cures wind
colic and is the best remedy for .Ularrho:a.
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Hamilton, Ont,
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e spare tirepresenting
e TeT hof posi- ,
tion is pleasant and profitable the year
round. Wilt gladly send particulars to any
lady who may need to Make some money,
and will convince you that this is no decep-
tion. Mrs. Davidson, drawer 06, Brantford,
Ont MIentlonthis paper.
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surscneo Company, Toronto, Canada,
Applications will bo received for Ontario
Agencies at leading towns and villages. Ad-
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C. Van\orma.n, President and Managing
Directory Win. Gray, Superintendent,
BUSINESS GUIDE
tells all about notes, receipts, mortgages,
leases, deeds, wills, property exempt from
seizure, landlord and tenant, ditches and
watercourses, etc., one agent sold 47 copies
in .three days ; another sold 88 in a week-;
French edition now ready; outfit 225e ; order
outfit to -day; If not satisfactory money
refunded. The 3. L. Nichols Co.,'f tmited,
Toronto. Mention this paper.
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Trouble Over a Nalene.
(Topeka Capital.)
A man stepped up to the window of
the post office at Stafford and asked for
his mail. "What is the name?" asked the
postmaster. `Louder," replied the man.
"What is the name?" then shouted the
postmaster. "Louder," again said the
patron. "Your name?" roared the post-
master, until he rattled the windows.
"Louder, J. H. Louder," meekly replied
the man.
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Interesting War Routes.
The ;World's Work gives the fol-
lowing table of distances, showing
among other thing.; how far Russia
must transfer war supplies to the
Far East ;
Bt. Petersburg to Flsdivosto:k, 5,-
800 mil. L
St P.cttrsburg to Port Arthur, 0,-
00" i miles.
Vfadivostoeit or Tort Arthur ;to
Harbin, X00 milers.
Nate 'York to Yokohrnia, via Vie
now , P,ananxa canal, 10.091 miles,
New Bork to rokohema via the
San canal, 13,391 miles.
•Odossa to ,Viadivostock, 10,823
miIos
aniitt to Yokohama, 2,848 miles.
Courting a Girl in Spain.
Courting in Spain is conducted on
principles thatmight almost be described
as unique. Ile Spanish girl of any at-
tractions is almost always attended by
a young man who is known as her
novio, and who has the privilege of
squiring her on her walks, although by
'a singular anomaly no formal engage-
ment exists. So long as this state of
things continues the young lady iias
to be loyal and obedient to her gal.
lent. But he may cease his attentions
at any time and openly transfer his
attentions to some other lady, Although
the advantages of such a custom are all
on the side of the male, very few Span-
ish girls would care to be 'without a
novio, however fickle.
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