HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Herald, 1904-02-12, Page 6WHAT DOCTORS MAKE.
Does the &ilernun ret:on Mateo it Pay
to Study -Medicine ?
There are about 200,000 doctors+ Ln
the United States, or about one for
every 5:30 people. It has teen ap-
proximately estimated that the aver-
age yearly income of these men is
$7150, or that the public in: the coun-
try ,pays $150,000,000 annually for
medical attendance, omitting entire-
ly the money spent for patent medi-
cir,es which brings millions of dol-
lars to manufacturer s, or the am-
atints epent for doctor's prescrip-
.teens, or paid to quacke and eommer
'Dial doctors. The preparation for
'the practice of medicine that gives
a roan a good standing in the profes-
felon means an expense of, liberally
speaking, $4,000 for four years in
a reputable medical ,school, $1,000 for
general expenses daring twe years'
hospital aervioe, and perhaps another
$1,000 for setting up in practice. A
year or two in Europe its also a help,
—From Leslie's Monthly for Febru-
ary.
A Fine Magazine
emit out. The Four -Track News for
February. Only 5 cents. Auy newsdealer.
St. Valentine.
Buffalo Express,
Saint Valentine's Day draws on
apace ;
Young men, tune up yor Lyres;
:And sing of ,her figure, eyes and
grace;
Tune up! Tune up, you liars!
Minard's Liniment Cures Distemper.
SOME SAYINGS OF
HERBERT SPENCER
Free institutions can be properly
worked out only by men, each of
whom is jealous of his own rights
and also 1-yurpatht'tieally jealous of
the rights e,f others—who will nei-
tiler himself 'If aggress ren bis neigh -
bars in small things or great nor tol-
erate aggro glen on them by others.
1Co one eau be perfectly free till all
are free; n.a 0.1e can be perfectly
mere' till all ere moral; no one eau
b(' ferfectly happy all ad are happy.
A clever theft was praiseworthy
am^ng tee Spartaue, and it is equally
so among Ceretiaus, provided it be
on suff.cmutly large hcale.
• The saying that beauty is but skin
deep is a skin deep saying.
Command is a b- light to the affec-
tions. Whatsoever of beauty—what-
-weer or poetry—there is in the
passion teat unites the sexes withers
up and d;es in the ce1d atmosphere
of authority.
Mental power c- annot be got from
ill -red brains. --
Desputism in the state is associ-
ated with despotism in the family.
D'.) but gain a - boy's trust ; con-
vince him by your behavior that
you have his happiness at heart ; let
him discover that you are the wiser
of the -two ; let him experience the
benefit pf `eltowing your advice and
the evils teat arise from disregard-
ing at, and fear not that you will
readily en0ug:1 guide him.
In our tender regard for the vest-
ed interests (1f the few, let us not
forget the rights of the many.
We ]tear a grea- t deal about '"the
vile body," and many are encouraged
by the phrase to transgress the laws
of health. But nature quietly sup-
presses those who treat disrespect-
fully one of her highest products, and
leaves the world to be peopled by
the descendants of those who are not
so foolish.
It 'will become a matter of wonder
that there should ever have existed
those who thought it admirable to
enjoy without working, at the ex-
pense of others who worked 'With-
out'zl'ijoying. '
Great Cigarette Smoker.
Recently a Frenchman residing in
the little town of Clays was much
surprised when he discovered that
In thirty years he had. smokerl 500,-
000 thousand cigarettes. He be-
gan to emoke in 1873, and as a rade
he consumed 80 cigarettes daily. He
therefore eaiculated that he must
have smoked at least 27,030 every
year, or 800,000 in 30 ,years. Ile
next discovered that if all these cig-
arettes were placed end to end they
would stretch for a distance of 40
kilometres, rind he was so nppalied
'by this fact that he estopped r+moir-
lee, at once, and now warns his
friends who continue to emoko cig-
arettes that they cannot remain in
:00(1 health if they satinet a their
)odies with niroline as he did.
, i Many -eyed I<ish.
31Le+ cll:ton, a sort of E' hellfisleholtls
d ,r'enr(l of rorpes ing 11,000 ryes.
Baptist Testimony
iNISTANT RELIEF FROM COLDS
HEADACHE AND CATARRH.
REV. FREY'S STATEMENT:
Rev. P. L Frey, pastor of the Maple
Street Baptist Church, Buffalo, N. Y.,
says: "I have been greatly troubled with
colds, headache and catarrh. I have used
Dr. .Agnew's Catarrhal Powder with
best results, In fact, it has done won-
ders for me, and I wish to recommend it
to everyone." This remedy is a perfect
specific for influenza.
Dr. Agnew's Ointment is without an equal
for skin diseases or piles, 3Gc, 24
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Without Sentiment.
Town Topica.
Wife—I have been thinking I aught
to give you a !birthday present, Har-
old.
Husband—Oh, very well. Just write
down what it shall be, and I'll buy
it on my wiay up town.
Minard's Liniment Cures Diphtheria.
Off One Brand Only.
Philadelphia Brass.
AMeanley—here's a cigar.
Deanley—Thanks, but I swore off
on New Year's.
Meanley—Why, I saw you smoking
a cigar to -day.
Deanley—But it wasn't one of
—yours.'
Minard's Liniment Cures Ghrget in Cows.
Knew What He Wanted,
Kansas City Star.
"John," asked a Fredonia girl of
her steady, "Why doesn't the papal
throne pass from generation to
generation as other thrones do ?"
"Popes are always old bachelors,"
11e replied.
"John," she asked a moment later,
"have you ally desire to be a Pope?"
"None es -hetes -ere" he answered, as
he moved closer. The next day it
was announced.
Worry wont cure a cough. When
you find a cough holding on—
when everything else has failed—
try
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Cantata i"tot, t
Cu. The Lung
{ Tonic
It is guaranteed to cure. If it
doesn't, we'll refund your money.
Prices: S. C. WELLS & Co. 30!
25c. 50c. $1. LeRoy, N.Y., Toronto, Can.
I The Servant's Strategy.
Boston Transcript.
'Mrs. Tydinice—Margaret, how; does
it happen that you have washed the
windows in the dining room on only
one gide?
Margaret—I supp,osod, mum, that's
what you wanted. I welshed them Ul-
(aido so you could see out, and left
then dirty outside so that the neigh-
bers couldn't see in.
4Yfinard's Liniment Cures Colds, etc.
Too Mellow to be Haughty.
Wa.hington Star.
"Mike,' said Plodding Pete; "If you
was to git suddenly rich, would you
git proud an' hauty?"
"No. De fust t'ing I'd do wit' de
money would be to buy a brewery.
An' rum dat time on I wouldn't real-
ize dat 1 was rich.'.
HIS OWN FREE WILL.
Dear Sirs,—I cannot speak too
strongly of the excellence of bIIN-
ARD'S LINIMENT, It is THE remedy
in my household for burns, sprains, etc,,
and we would not be without it.
Itis truly a wonderful medicine.
JOHN A. MACDONALD,
Publisher Arnprior Chronicle.
Row the \Voff' Outwits the Dog
T.mber iF en the increase In I(ans•
as.
Any farmer w111 tell you so. T1I.e
fences shield the young saplings, and
the prairie fires tlint used to sweep
the underbrush and leave the young
trees unprotected comp no longer,
But the coming of the tercet; and the
going of tl:e prairie fires have helped
wolves. 7.1:.erc ere more wolves in the
country now then there were thirty
years ago. Tee wolf is emnrt. no
runs wen his head down and (lodges
n;idrer `.epees. Tim cl:;g runs "to the
line,' with his; head up. IIe runs into
f(nre;i that the wr 1f has led him to
zing tee. ri see Is cut up and OM 0110115
the: utin5 . Th •'r e. shan10 1)11 a 1:'eget
l: nnty ori welt•.ey. Tire growth or
tihnbsr in Kit+.:,air Wlil more than pay
the eetrn leiunty,
The Conlon Order of Unospn Friends
Still FormAhFirtan
The Order has lust closed another prosperous year, in Met the best In its
lilatory.
Total tnereetrc approved nnpiieatlon1 1,368
Tole Funds
Tote1 Memhership
Toted Surplus .i?unde
PURELY CANADIAN. REGULARLY INCORPORATED, HEALTHY and RELIABLE
Organizers wanted. Write --
',b F. MONTAGUE, Grand Recorder, amilton, Ontario.
W. F. CAMPBELL, Grand Oganuer, IiHitmllton, Ontario.
$100,000.00
'56,000
$420.00(',00
THE COUPLE IN THE MOON.
Only the Read and Dust of the Two
Figures are Shown.
People or artietio sense and I'efdned
taste rise no lol.ger disposed to toler-
ate any allusions. to the rotund and
jocular visage of the "mall in the
moon." The tame ;las gone by Tor
that oil,ildfshness, '11110 demand of to-
day le for art, and if you are bound
to find art in whatever you look at,
it must sooner
1'n BUC11 an effeteor alater bJappear—even
m.
Strange as it may seam
eetas tothe sno:hoonas
are not on familiar terms with the
fulness thereof, there are now on ex-
hibition—on evenings when the cur-
tain of tsIs not drawn—a verY
idyll of arhe t inky the centre of the ail -
very orb, portraying with a delicacy
like that or an engraving a refined
human couple w,hose faces are near
enough to be "significant of much."
There is an athetic discovery
worth noting; for most of the moon's
familiars have never seen aught more
interesting there than a lady unat-
tended. That is because they did not
use their opera glasses. From. the ob-
server's standpoint the figure on the
right, which is the more prominent
o fthe two, is unmistakably feminine.
with the face of three-quarters front
and •ryes iookblgw. TEl
the aserver's leftdo, whichn110 doesigate noont
stand 'opin,, or rea
best knownut to
so the owneinlyr,fis distincsonstly
mannisa, with face turned anxiously
toward the interesting and perhaps
blushing one. Both figures show the
head and bust only, and the pose, of
each le distinctly natural. As to size,
the feminine figure seems nearly two-
tilircls a,mer oo
disk, frothem the
dicroetwn off rhothe hema,d on'tos
the waist.—Boston Advertiser. ,
A PERFECT REMEDY.
westfield, N. 33., .Tniy 30, 1003.
Dr. B. T. Kendall Co., Enosburg Falls, Vt. :
Gentlemen,—I have been using your Ken-
dall's SI'avin Cure on n horsewhicheveryone
said had a Spavin, Ihave now used almost
two bottles, and she is not lame, and there
is no enlargement, so 1 CAN RECOMMEND
YOUR SPAVJNCURE AS TIIE BEST THAT
('AN 1310 1t5ED. hill you please send me a
copy of your "Treatise on the Ilorseand His
Diseases"? Yours respectfully, Walter (lregg.
The Age of Growing Speed.
Speed is likely to be the great-
est discovery of the twentieth cent-
Ilry. Indeed, motion especially ad-
apted to transportation seems to be
our greatest aim. We still remem-
ber the tbrill with which we heard
of the ,sixty -mile -all -hour train. It
Was nothing short of wonderful. Then
mune seventy miles and ninety miles.
Early this year a monoraiiroad be-
tween Manchester and Liverpeol,
Ergland, put the record up to 110
miles an flour. Wo had hardly be-
come accustomed to tide, hardly pass-
ed the stage of regarding it as a
freak, won Teem Germany came the
retzws tli<at on the M1u'ienfielte-Zoe-
sen miliary road an electric car made
a speed of over 125 miles an hour.
The newts came with the statement
that oven higher records ware ex-
pected, an expectation that was reel-
ized a fecal days later in the higheet
record yet obtained -130 2-a miles
an hour.—Current Literature.
ALLEN'S LUNG BALSAM contains no opium,
Is efficient, since it heals the irritated, in-
flamed throat and lungs, and so prevents
a deep-seated cold from running into incura-
ble forms of consumption.
The Retort Courteous.
T:he late William L. Elkins, the
street railway magnate, of Philadel-
phia, was gifted with a• grim humor.
Tide humor a certain Pllawadelphia re-
porter has good cause to remember.
Ile visited Mr. Elkins some years
ago to procure one of those bizarre
interviews that sometimes appear in
Sunday newspapers. The getting Of
such interviews requires the asking
of a number of peculiar questions,
and the reporter opened fire in this
wary
"Mr. Elkins how did you earn your
first: thousand dollars ?''
The millionaire frowned, then
smiled,.
"By hard work," he answered.
Daunted a little, the reporter in si-
lence tried to think up the next ques-
tion. Presently he found it. It eras:
"Mr. Elkins, you have lived a good
many years; now, tell me—what has
been the happiest moment in your
life?"
"It hasn't come yet," said 'Mr. Bi-
king,
"Not yet ? , When, then, will it
come?" The reporter's eye's shooe.
Now he expected something good.
"It will come." said Mr. Elkins,
"when people cease asking foolish
questions.'
Beware, of Ointments for Catarrh
that Contain Mercury,
as mercury will surely destroy the sense of
smell and completely derange the whole sys-
tem when entering it through the mucous
surfaces. Such articles should never be used
except on presesnth ane from reputnblepliysl-
cians, ns the damere they will do is ten fold
to the mono y 'n , an possibly derive from
them. Il at,'s r rarrrh('ore, manufacturer)
by I'..1', Cheney,t co., Toledo, 0., contains
no mercury, alai area internnllly, acting
directly up.,n the L ood and mucous surfaces
of tire. system. in buying hall's Catarrh
Cure be sure yeti get the genuine. It is taken
luterualty azt3 in a 1' in Toledo, Ohio, by F. J.
Cheney a Co. 'I'(•o-tlmonlals free.
soh: Ly Drug„;iats. Price, 75c per bottle.
Take Hall's family Pills for constipation.
Why ilo Grieved.
A gent, Who had been a long time
in the colonies, paid a visit to his
native glee," etlld meeting an old
1•"lesolfr'llew, ;lie two sat down to
chat about old times and aoquaint-
i'flri'ti. In the course of the eonver-
stat.ion the stranger happened 1;o ask
about a certain Geordie McKay.
"He's dead long age," said his
friend, "and 1'11 never cease regret -
tin' him as long ae T live."
"Dear me, had ,you such respect
for him as that ?
"Na, na,1 It visterla any rerpeo' I
had for hitnself ; but I married hie
wide w.'neLeeds Mercury. ,
Sunlight Soap will not
burn the nap off woolen's
nor the surface off linens.
Ask fer the Octagon Ear.
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EYES ENLARGE WITH AGE.
Alter Middle Age the Human Organ
of Sight increases in Size.
A eoervemsratiiota with a prominent
hatter dexveloped the fact that
awto'mg,men of large affairs where de-
cided executive ability; and strong
mental equipment was requisite, it
w&S eommoa to find an increase in
the cranial development. A more
detailed inrvestlgatiom among some of
the large lmetropolitant hatters re-
vealed the fact that manY1 of them
l)11.d Tor wears, pby, meanie of an au-
tomatic measuring device, kept re-
cords of (peculiarities of the cranial
outline of many; of the 'prominent
man, which hacl led to the diseeveryi
(to which, however, little importance
had been attached) that the ekuil of-
ten shows a decided increase in size
after the middle age.
Thus, it is a fact that the human
eye depends ,largely; upon the sur-
rounding bony structure for its size
and proportion, it can readily be seen
that, in the baste of an eye, which
1M'esents abnormal visual conditions,
due to an inadequate development,
the increase in the size of the skull
referred to, faceompanied as it us-
ually le by generally improved phy-
sical conditions, would naturally
tend to a corresponding increase in
the rsize of the eyeball, thereby con-
tributing to is possible neutraliza-
tion of the vi•suai defect —Jewelers'
Circular. '
Dr. Agnew's Catarrhal Powder.—
Rev. W. II. .Main, pastor d,1 the Ilaptist
Emanuel Church, Buffalo, gives strong testi-
mony for and 18 a Arm believer in Dr.
Agnew's Catarrhal Powder. HIe has tried
many kinds of remedies without avail.
After using I)r, Agnew's Catarrhal Powder
I nvasbeneflted at once," are hie words. It
18 a wonderful remedy. 50 cents.—U5
A Question of Clothes.
Ottawn,'s Canadian Club is all torn
up by a controversy as to whether
its members should wear dress suits
or overalls at the evening meetings.
South American Rheumatic Cure
Cures Rheumatism.—It Is safe, harm -
1 es and acts quick—gives almost instant re-
lief ant, an absolute eure in from One to
three days—works wonders In most acute
forms of rheumatism. One man's testimony:
"I spent 6 weeks in bed before commencing
its use -4 bottles cured me." -66
What About the Quality?
Toronto News.
The ice in Toronto Bay is eight-
een inches thick; a fact which will
base a marked effect on the ther-
mometer in August next.
Oranges van now be safely ship-
ped east from California witll'oat ice.
The fruit Is confined in dry atmos-
plere of moclium temperature
charged with antiseptic germicide
gas.
ISSUE No. 7 190.
Mrs. WInelo'w's Soothing Syrup should `,
always be used for Children Teething. 1'ifl
so0ths the child, softens the gums, cures wind 1
colic and Is the best remedy for Dtarncnea.
I-RLJRT LANDS
In tots 01 10 to 100 acres for sale In the
heart of the Niagara Pratt Belt, near.,
Grimsby. Steam and electric roads pass
this property. All conveniences of the say.:
Terms very reasonable. Apply
J. CARPENTER
P. 0. Box ds, Winona, Ont.
MODERATE CAPITAL
eon bo greatly increased by judicious in-
vestment In
" Specialty Stoiks."
You can learn of something which means
money for you by corresponding with
A. SEAMAN,
28 Colborne St. Toronto, Ont.
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A Moll eyl aker-gWnxe a whi
mate and ;
profitable business, an exceptionally ggood r
all -the -year -around money-maker, that
brings In the dollars. ;Plan and full par-
ticulars for 10 cents In stamps. Don't forget
the stamps. and address Standard Supply
0o., Hamilton, Ont.
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A POPULAR CORSET FOR 1904
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Both Seent to be Necessary.
Boston Goble.
Some people will be surprised to
icarn that the eeople of the United
S to tl s si:end as muohl money for pat-
ent medicine as they do for bread,
and others will be surprised to learn
that they spend as much for bread
as they do for patent medicines.
Lever's Y -Z (Wise Bead) Disinfectant
Soap Powder is better than other powders,
as it is both soap and disinfectant. ss
Marconi Postage Stamps.
the Italian Post Office is about to
issue aseries of new postage stamper.
One of these bears a portrait of Mar-
coni, and electric waves traversing
the world are represented, O. tele-
graph pole with. Its wires hanging
useless being in the foreground.
In Going to New York
Be sure that your tickets read via Grand
Trunk and Lehigl, Valley route of the "Black
Diamond Express." This is the direct and
best route from all Canadian pointe. By this
route baggage is now checked in bond and
from Canadian points. The Lehigh Valley
has three stations lnNew York, up towanear
all first-class hotels and down town near all
European steamship docks, saving passen-
gers
s Securer yours long ckrets of pGrand Trunk
agents. Robert S. Lewis, Canadian Paeseuger
Agent, Tonga street, Toronto, oat,
More Clergymen Needed.
The ministry is the only one of the
learned professions that is not now
overcrowded. ,
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Your money back if Cin Pills do not ,are.
heu atis
When the Kidneys fail to do their work of discharging the
uric acid from the system, the result is rheumatism. Until
the Kidneys resume this work in a natural healthy way
no cure is possible.,
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1 ills
cure rheumatism quickly and for all time because they
are the most perfect Kidney Corrective ever discovered.
From all Druggists, eocts. per box,
6 boxes for $2,go or chest from
yTHIZ BOLE DRUG CO , WINNIPEG, MAN.
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A War on hats.
The bubonic plague scare which
agitate:: London some time ago, is
havines Its aftermath in a war on
rats. wthich are commonly believed
to bo time chief distributors of the
eingue, Tee London pries states that
fully !,000 rodents aro killed on Lon-
don docks each month by the pro-
fessional rat killers, and that fully
a. quarter or a mil;ion rats have
been des''royed by theni since the
crusade began. The extermination is
continued now 'that the; fear of an
epidemic is past, on She ground that
the rodents do nn: onormnns amount
of ,dams to warehon,so stocks.
oniommtnetom
Ills Golden„ Iding.
Uncle Eph'm had put on a clean
collar and his best coat and wa,s
walking majestically up and down
the street.
"Aren't you working to -day, un-
cle?" asked one of his Caucasian ac-
quaintances.
"No, Brill. I'se celcbratin' my gold-
en wealdin', soli."
"Ton were married 110 years ago
to -day."
Te::, Full."
Well, why isn't your wife help-
ing you to celydirate it '?'
'my present wife, Bull," replied
ilncln i';pit'm, with dignity, "ain't
pot Itotllin' to do with it. Sher rte
'leventle--l;hica.go Tribune,
15=93210R' URELISIllei il'Jd£i5iii felt
Can be had in TUBS, PAILS, WASIi BASINta
fiILK PANS, STABLE PAILS, BTC.
Prom any first-class dealer.
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