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WHY DONALD ,t ;
5 WAS SO SURE 5
The precentor, as "master 'of the
song," as he is sometimes called in
certain Scottish churches, is often
an indifferent singer with• little or
n!o knowledge of music. A) pair of
good lungs and a. tendency to bawl
are regarded as the chief essen•r
titles, and in country places a man
With these qualities is usually pre-
(erred for the office. To those of
the congregation who are musical
the precentor's singing is a sore sub-
jest, and an amusing anecdote il-
lustrative of this was related to the
writer the other day.
A'n old lady Wvho contributed large-
ly to the church Finances called at
' the manes and explained that she
could not endure the precentor any
longer.
]1DL. T--," she said, "I tell you
what it is, either you must get a
new' precentor or I must get a new
church. On Sabbath he sang one
psalm to no fewer than five different
tunes !"
The minister slid not wish to lose
the lady and he was anxious to re-
tain the services of his old pre-
centor. Ilow,ever, he said he would
interview him and see what could
be clone, A few flays later he met
the precentor.
"Nlow, Donald," he Said, "I have had
a serious complaint about your sing-,
lag. Mrs. MacGregor says that last
Sunday you had no fewer than five
tunes In one psalm."
"Then Mrs. Macgregor lees" (lies),
exclaimed Donald, ernphatically.
"Tuts tuts, Donald, you mustn't say
that of the vady," returned the min -
Le -ter.
"Hut she is a leear," repeated Doni.
add, "for I could not sing that
psalm to five 'tunes, ells I only ken
four."
STATE OP OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO, Ise.
LUCAS COUNTY
FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he 1s the
senior partner of the firm of F. J. CHENEY .e
Co., doing business in the City of Toledo,
County and State aforeso id, and that said firm
will pay the cum of ONE HUNDRED DOL-
LARS for each and every case of CATARRH
that cannot be cured by the use of HALL's
CATARRH CURE.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed In my
presence, this 6th day of December, A.D.,1686.
r
iBID LA t A. W. GLEASON,
Hall's Catarrh Care is taken internally and
acts direct] y0nthebloodand mueoils surfaces
of the system. Send for testimonials, free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, 0.
Sold by all druggtss-75c.
Take Mall's Family P.an for Constipation.
Notary Public.
Row Shall 1 Educate My Boy ?
President Charles F. Timing, of
i(Western Reserve University, writing
in the current Harper's Weekly, of-
fers some sensible and interesting ad-
vice to parents concerning the educe-
' tion of boys. IIs would insist, first,
;on the advantage of the school as
opposed to private tutoring. "I would
educate my boy with boys, although
'not entirely by boys. Boys, do, how- !
•
iever, educate boys; but aboy who
ie trained alone is [sable to fail in
adjusting himself to his membership ;
in humanity." Neither does he be-
lieve ir, education abroad—"I should '
-be glad to have him get all that
is best from the private school in
Lussane or Geneva, but not for one
instant would I have his ideals form-
ed by the French master, or his meth-
ods by the German. A primary note in
his character should be the American.
* * Ile is, as a human boy, to 1
be trained up for service in this
great, interesting, new life of our
New (World."
WESTBOUND IN A TOURIST
SLEEPER.
'Any one contcmi:lating a trip to
tatticago. any point in the West, tial-•
iforuia or the Paeific Coast, are of-
fered exceptional inducements and
advantages by tale Grand Trunk
Railway System. Through Pullman
tourist sleeking ears leave Bos-
ton, Mondays and Wo'lnesdays, at 11
a. m., running through to Chicago
without change. arriving there at
8 55 p, m. the following evening. Low-,
est rates, with nominal charge for
;sleeping car. Illustrated descriptive
matter and full iuforruation on ap-
plication to Tho;;. Wynne. Traveling
Passenger Agent, 860 Washington-
street,
ashingtonstreet, Boston.
Maud Muller 'dap -to -date.
Maud Muller on a winter's day
Went out to cleat' the Know away !!
(She worked till near the noon -time
hour
And then began to lose her power,
Tor hunger came and in she went
To give her npilettte content !
She'd cleared the path us) the door,
The sidewalk and all else for shore !
Maud Muller after dinner thought
She'd view the work that :she had
wrought,
Sho stood amazed, "with lips apart,
Like monument of Grecian art ! "
The drifting snow had filled again
The pathe she had made so plain !
A Popular Tree Worth $1,500.
The great value of timber, says the
New York Sun, is shown In the ease
o!f a tree recently cut near Waynes-
Mlle, N. %'. This giant of the Alle-
gheny l\fou.ntalns was a curly poplar,
so large that twelve horses were re-
quired to haul away the butt cut,
which was twelve feet long. The
lowest limb tvn.e 8.) feet from the
Hound. This single tree contained
25,000 feet of first-elass lumber,
most of it useful as veneering, and
,its value w,as $l,500, the single tree
was worth more than the entire
mountain farm upon which It stood.
We Convince Sceptics.
Colds. Catarrh and Catarrhal
Headache Relieved In 10
Minutes and Cured by Dr.
Agnew's Catarrhal Powder.
Here's one of a thousand such testi-
monies. Rev. A. D. Buckley, of Buffalo,
says: "I wish all to know what a bless-
ing Dr. Agnew's Catarrhal Powder is in
a ease of Catarrh. I was troubled with
this disease for years, but the first time
I used this remedy it gave me most de-
lightful relief. I now regard myself
entirely cured."
Dr. Agnew's Pills are delightful,
4o doses to cents. 22
He Got the Neese for Isis Wit.
Stray Stories.
"Will you carve, Mr. Cleaver ?" ask-
ed the landlady, as she set the tur-
key on the boarding-house table.
"No, thank you," replied the face-
-haus boarder; "let Mr. Racket, He's
a stone -cutter."
Minard's Liniment Cures Garget in Cows.
Bard to Satisfy. i.y; ;,,
Titbits •
First Farmer—Blessed if I think the
agricultural department is any good
at all. '
Second Farmer—What's the trou-
ble?
First Farmer—Well, I wrote to 'em
to find out how, high wheat was
going up to, and I couldn't get no
satisfaction at all.
Minard's Liniment Cures Distemper.
How to Avoid Having Chilblains.
"Nearly all the women who come
to me every winter to be treated
for chilblains," said a ehirpodist,
"attribute the trouble to misfit
boots. As a matter of fact boots
have little to do with chilblains. It
all depends on the condition ei the
blood and the sudden change that
women make from hot to cold rooms
or from indoors to the street with
their thin kid shoes. A woman who
has five or ten minute to stay in a
room will stand over the heater or
get nearer the fire. Her first thought
is to keep her feet warm. When she
goes out she may walk directly into
snow and ice.
"1t she would step in the vestibule
a minute or two to put on her
gloves or to chat with some ac-
quaintance, as most men do, she
probably, would not have chilblains.
It takes only a minute or so to
prepare the feet in this way for the
change in temperature without
plunging directly from one extreme
to the other. Mem in business tell
women this, but they don't listen
to us."- t
A Preference.
Buffalo Commercial.
Mrs. Upplsch—Ab! ! Mrs. Subbubs, I—
er—believe my social duties of late
—have prevented me from calling
u[:on you p,s I should. However, I will
surely return your visit some day --
Mrs. Subbubs—Teat doesn't matter
much, but I do wish you would return
the groceries you borrowed from
t! me. 'to -time. I
The harder you cough, the worse
the cough gets.,
11
nau
re TTonhe icLung
is guaranteed to cure. If it
doesn't benefit you, the druggist
will give you your money back.
Prices: S. C. WELLS & Co. 3o2
25c. 50c. $1 LeRoy, N.Y., Toronto, Can.
What They Missed.
3beIleville Intelligeneer.
The Deering Harvester Company,
in its Canadian branch, which is
situated at L-iamilton, is paying out
'$3,000 a month in wages. We always
told the Chairman of Industries that
lie should have put on his Tam, 0'
Shanter and hustled to get that con-
cern is Belleville. A company with a
monthly pay roll of $80,000 is' just'
what we need in our b`usinss.
The Old Reliable Remedy
for Spavins, Ringbones, Splints, !
Curbs and all forms of Lameness. The
use of a single bottle may double the selling
price of your horse.
GOOD FOR EVERYTHING.
DR. n, 3, KENDALL CO..
Dear Sirs ;— Caws., N.M., June re, r9o,.
have been using your Kendali's Spavin Cure for some
time. I use tram twelve to fifteen bottles a week and find
0 an excellent remedy for spavins, Sweeney, Gulls
and all Cute and, Swellings, 1 have two hundred
fi I enlosersa astamp for your "Treatise on the Horst
end his Diseases,"
Yours very truly, II. W. LAIRD,
Thousands of Adan report equally good or au-
porlor results from its use. Price 41; six for Ss.
.its a liniment for family use 1t has no equal. Ask
your drugglab for ltendan's a nein Cure, also
' A Treatise on the Rorse," the book fret, or
address
DR. D. J. KENDALL CO,, ENOSBUR1 FALLS, VT.
BABES .(ILLED BY IGNORANCE
French Women Being Instructed in
Matters of Matern i ty.
The French, and the Parisians in
pa[lticula,r, are becoming alive to the
urgent necessity of arresting the de-
struction of infant life. A hundred
and fifty thousand of the infants of
the age of twelve months or under (Ile
every yea,r In I+rance—a high, propor-
tion In a population of about 88,000,-
000. The Statisticians, including the
chiefs of the medical profession, hold
that the lives of at least 100,000 of
these infa,uts c,an be saved. Myriads
of babies die because their mothers
—belonging principally to the work-
ing Classes --do not know, how to take
ease of them, or because poverty pre-
vents them from, taking sufficient
rest before and alter birth. As a
remedy for this last evil the Senate
has just given its a:pprovai to a pro-
posal prohibiting the employment of
laboring women during the two
weeks preceding and the four weeks
following the birth. The prefect of
the Seine his just inaugurated in
every one of the 20 arrondissements
of Paris a permanent system of con-
ferences in maternity for the instruc-
tion of women of the working
classes, or of any others in need of
enlightenment, These conferences are
to be held at the headquarters of
every municipal division of the cap-
ita1. They will be presided over by the
enti
localfic 1fayore and by the leading sci-
men of Paris.
lsfinard's Liniment Cures Colds, etc.
Row Cupid Figures Time.
Life.
He—Good heavens, dear! The clock
just struck 1, and I promised your
mother I'd go at 12.
She (comfortably)—Good! We've
got 11 hours yet.
Messrs C. C. Richards & Co., '
Gents, --I have used your MINARD'S
LINIMENT in my family and also
in inly ,stables for years and consider
it tae best nretiicine obtainable.
Yours truly,
ALFRED TOCHIAV,
Proprietor Roston Pond dlbtel and
Livery Stables,
Roxton Fond, J'uly 4, 1901, t.1-; !
„Jack Frost More Appropriate.
Toronto Telegram.
It be hard for Canadians to
keep waren these days if they could
not let their blood boil with Indig-
nation at the injustice of Kipling's
reference to their beloved country as
"Our Lady of the Snows,"
Where Doctors Do Agree !—Physi-
cians no longer consider it catering to
"quackery" in recommending in practice so
meritorious a remedy for indigestion, Dys.
pepsia and Nervousness ad South American
Nervine. They realize the. it is a step in ad-
vance in medical selencc end r1 sure and per-
manent cure for diseases of the stomach. It
will cure you. -60.
Latest Itusso-Jap hew.
•War (peace) is inevitable.
The Russians (Japanese) will surely
be ,Successful.
China can bo defended upon to be
neutral (take part).
TiIie rowers will (not) intervene.
Japan (pu.•sia) has the larger fleet.
'lassie, (Japan) has the larger
a.rm!y.
The Mikado (Czar) has backed
down.
The Czar is (not) completely In the
hands of the war party.
The Jape (Russians) are sibout to
occupy Corea.
The yellow (Slav) neral m!enaoes the
peace of the world.
Take your choice, dear reader.
John Slnitli always aims to please.
Minard's Liniment Cures Diphtheria.
SOME SMART MAXIMS.
A' brunetts may wear a brilliant
black with a ,satin sh.een, but It
must be garnished and trimmed for
the very Mean. An intermixture oo
white with dark vio•lict, crimson, lilac
or blue adds additional charms to a
bllo'nde and a ruddy 'hue. Blue, pale
yellow;, azure, Iilao and black trim-
med with pink are all colors from
w,h1clr the blonde need not ,shrink.
Gray, drab, fawn or stone -colors
She must combine with pink, blue or
orb -aeon, if she would refine her com-
plexion. The color in headdreits
and drapery should harmonize. We
must study our complexion, and also
our }size.
Maxims contained in the clever
paper were; "The pale must wear
reds a.nd pinks, while the other wears
blue." "alar years we shuddered at
combining blue and green, yet in na-
ture it was very often seen. The
blue of a flower and the green
leaves tont perfectly together. So
now you often see a ;green hat with
blue flo'wiems or feathers." "The ocld
markings and charming colors on the
wings of the butterfly have taught
dressmakers the combinations of
colors on which to rely."
Tile form in which this essay was
delivered did not prevent it from a
discriminating hearing and a mer-
ciless discussion. For an hour or
more the air seemed to be full of
ribbons, flounces and flowers. No
roto was taken, but when the smoke
of battle wa,G over Mrs. Colby's posi-
tion seemed In the main to be sus-
tained.
"'Made always novas lite," re-
marked Mr., ettaylate. "Then, do let
me play*• for you," exclaimed >L2ieB
Pent ;, for It av(n,s nearly midnight.
$5,000 Retool
EX )' ENIE
will be paid by
Lever Brothers
Limited, Toronto, to any person who
can prove that this soap contains
any form of adulteration whatsoever,
or contains any injurious chemicals.
Aart r'nr Ith" netn"oea 30111'. 21e
What the Kaiser Can iDo.
Ile Cam talk fluently in cis lan-
guages. He has written a play and
conducted its rehearsal. No man
lives a 'buisier life than. lie, but on
the discoery of the Roentgen Rays
he telegraphed for Prof. Roentgen
and talked with him for hours. He
has written a public prayer and con-
ducted a choir. He can cook his own
dinner, can play chess, paint pic-
tures, or draw caricatures. He has
learned engineering, and studied
electricity. Though he can only
URO one arm he can shoot game for
hours at the rate of two a minute.
He has over a hundred titles, and
is an admiral in three of the big-
gest ,navies. In 25 years he has shot
23.000 head of game. He changes his
dress a dozen times a day, has a
dozen valents, and his wardrobe is
Worth £100,000. 1
Lever's Y -Z (Wise Head) Disinfectant Soap
Powder is a boon to any home. It disin-
fects and cleans at the same time,
aressing the Bar.
A correspondent of Notes and Quer-
ies, says the singing of "Crossing
the Bar" at Lord Tennyson's fun-
eral set the fashion of singing the
words at burials not confined to
Westminster Abbey; and not long
after the Laureate's death a wish
that the "hymn" should be chant-
ed at his own obsequies. The wish
was carried out, and an account of
the proceedings, with Tennyson's
stanzas, duly appeared in the local
paper; but the effect was marred
by
lowsthe: printing of the lines as foi-
1 hope to meet my Pilate face to
fate,
When I shall cross the bar. ;
CLAP •ON A PLASTER and it will be all right
is a common expression and a true one 1f it
happens to be "the A & L." Menthol Plas-
ter, for no other remedy 1s so sure and effec-
tive againstmuscularpatns, rhetidnatiem, etc.
A Very Busy Missourian.
Osceola (Mo.) Democrat.
We are liable to be very busy for
the next few days, as we are pre-
paring our second annual lecture,
writing a book of essays, clearing
thirty acres of bottom land and
breaking a spars of three-year-old
mules, besides doing our chores.
Therefore, we trust our kind readers
will not expect very muck from us
till the rush is over.
ISSUE NO. 5 1904.
ars. Winelow'e boothing Syrup should
always be used for Children Teething. 1q •
soothes toss child, softens thegums, taros Win 3 i
roue and is the boat remedy for Diarrhoea.
-RUT LANDS
In lots of 10 to 100 acres for sale in the '
heart of the Niagara Fruit Belt, near
Grimsby, Steam (tuff electric roads pass,
this property. All conveniences of the day.
Terms very reasonable. Apply
P. 0. Box ds, Winona, Ont- i
J. CARPENTER
MODERATE CAPITAL
can be greatly Increased by Judicious in-;
vostment in
" Specialty Stocks."
You can learn of something which means
money for you by corresponding with •
A. SEAMAN,
23 Colborne St. Toronto, Ont.
�{��p (S�"
We will
A Money»Maker-_teacheither
sea a legit!-,
mate and
profitable business an exceptionally good]
all -the -year -around money-maker, that
brings in the dollars. Plan and roil par -1
'deniers for 10 cents in stamps. Don't forgot
the stamps. and address Standard Supply
CO., Hamilton, Ont.
PERSONAL
Cox. JOHN THOMAS, OF ST. MARX'S
Clyst, Exeter, who sailed from Ply-
mouth with father and brother July 15th
1871, Brother Frank Inquires. Write 34.
Codrington street. Exeter, England.
Reggie's Conclusion.
Smart Set.
"Olt, mamma," shunted little Reg-
gie, as he ran to' his mother in great
glee, "what do you think ? I was
just over there where they're put-
ting up the circus, and they're Wi-
ling the ring all full of breakfast
food,"
Like Tearing the Heart Strings—
" It is not within the conception of man to
measure my great sufferings from heart
disease. For years I endured almost con-
stant cutting and tearing pains about my
heart, and many a time would have wel-
comed death. Dr. Agnew's Cure for the
Heart has worked a veritable miracle."—
Thos. Hicks, Perth, Ont, -59.
Far From Dome,
Chicago Tribune.
"Yes, I'I! give you a meal of victuals
if 'you'll shovel off these sidewalks."
"Would you not prefer, madam, 'to
have me shovel off the snow ?"
"Poor fellow! Have you tramped all
the way from Boston ?"
In Going to New York
Be sure that your tickets read via Grand
Trunk and Lehigh Valley route of the "Black
Diamond Express." This is the direct and
best route from all Canadian. pointe. By this
route baggage is now checked in bond and
from Canadian pointe. The Lehigh Valley
has three a tat( ons in New York, up to wn near
all first-class hotels and down town near all
European steamship docks, saving passen•
-
gers for Europe a long and expensive trans-
fer. Secure your tickets of Grand Trunk
agents. Robert S. Lewis, Canadian Passenger
Agent, Yonge street, Toronto, Ont,
Tho world's gold would form a pile
forty-five feet high and twenty-five
feet square.
Your money
bechh. if
Gin Pills do
not cure.
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Each Pill Contains
all the medicinal qualities of one and one-half
ounces of the best Holland Gin. As a positive
cure for all kinds of Kidney trouble.
ILL
stand unrivalled. It is not necessary to wait for days
for beneficial results, you know at once that Gin Pills
are helping you. Sold by all Druggists at so cts. per box,
6 boxes for $a.so or direct from
THE )SOLE DRUG CO.. - WINNIPEG, Man.
tr .ilr ,, ,"'l 4 i._ i.;it: A " ,1,131,
John's Opinion.
John Dickenson, M, P. P., South
Wentwoirth : "There is no doubt
about it that the best place to see
the openin , ofthe Legitiature is from
aloft. The members do not get half
as good a view as the newspaper
men," '
What tie Wanted.
"A tall bride is the best looking,
don't you think ?''
( "Well,' replied the titled English -
I ma,n, who. had caught on to a lit-
tlel American slang, "so far as I am
personally concerned I certainly am
not looking for one who is 'short: "
ittiousalzeisaliatiatIMMENESIENISMESSIGSMSOS
Can be had in TUBS, PAILS, WASi-i BASINS,
f1ILK PANS, STABLE PAILS, ETC.
Prom any first-class dealer.
.Advice Worth Heaving.
Detroit Free Press.
She—What makes you thing his ad-
vice IS good? ; • '
He—Because he never gives It unless
it's asked for.
Little Doing.
Puck.
Employer—I shall expect you to
earn your salary, remember.
Newt Office Boy—Oh, if dat's all
you expect me to earn de job'lll be
a cinch. ,
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